I looove the reluctant moments of actual sweetness; they really add to the overall vibe. Definitely my favorite REG video so far, and I've watched them all a ton of times.
I would love to see you do a Masterpiece Theater script. Smoking jacket and all Lol!! With movie reviews (polite or not lol) or storytelling time. 😆 just some thoughts.
Your bloopers video was funny, but... Every time there's a cut in the video, I imagine you yelling at airplanes wondering why they're even there when there are no air ports near you.
Tailor: "I've have the same customer in here within two weeks, four times. Looks considerable like you..." Me: *drop of sweat rolls down the side of my face before soaking into my fake mustache*
Just when I thought I'd lost my ASMR. I watched this video and got hecka tingles on my scalp and neck! Not to mention I slept like a baby. Your voice is so soothing! Nice work, Fred 💖💖💖
Honestly, I'm at the point where I've worked enough retail that I'd love to see Fred do a video where he just denies customers trying to return items. Especially shit they bought for Christmas, used and are now trying to return after Christmas.
I love how ‘polite’ you are. Every video you make just makes me laugh a little. And believe it or not I’m usually not much into the crinkles or writing sounds, I’m a reiki gal myself, but when you do the crinkles, it’s not so overpowering so I can listen just fine. Thanks.
Anna JD oopooooooooooooooooooooopoooppoppoppppppppopooppopooopoppppppppooooppopoooooooooooooooopopooppoooooooopooooooooooooooooooopoopoooooopoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopooooiooooooooooooooooooooopooopoopooooooopooooooooooopopooooooopooooooooooopoioiiiiopooiiopiooioiiiiipioiiioooooioooiioooiiooooiiiiiioioioooiioooooooioooi
ur videos just get better and better. the acting, audio quality and close and far thing on this is so great. was sending me to sleep right up until u said 'what a terrible name' and i started laughing - great video!
Jakob Hill yup she tries to plug her shitty gaming channel and ASMR channel (yes two separate channels) on every popular gaming and asmr video out there just to get the channel views. What a joke.
Awesome, awesome video man. You should do more role plays like this. The role play along with the whispers always takes me out. You are my favorite ASMR artist right now.
Part of my favorite ASMR series. I would love to visit this town myself. Perhaps a video on the history of the town from its ever so polite and friendly mayor?
FredsVoice ASMR I’ve never been here this early, finally my notifications are behaving themselves😂I warn u “polite” sir I’ve gained weight from the holidays, u may need to just throw a curtain over me and be done with it!🤣😆Love your videos so much, I was waiting because I needed a new video to fall asleep to. Thank u for never disappointing 😊💙
Thank you so much for every video you give us. They're truly a gift as you are to the ASMR world. I appreciate how much effort and joy you imprint to your work to make such great, safe and calm environment. Greetings and a lot of love to you and all of your fans all the way from Mexico.
I mostly spend my time listening to asmr and I hardly explore other UA-cam channels. I usually keep to my favorites but damn your voice made my tingles more tingly. You made me sub in one video. I'm glad you showed up in my recommended videos. :)
Nice acting. I love the far-away shot, it looked like the opening to a 1970's Italian giallo thriller. And I liked the in-and-out-of focus, it seemed like stylish cinematography to me.
Fred have you thought of doing a collaboration with Another ASMR-tist with the rude English gentleman where the first half is him being rude and whatnot and then whoever you collab with can be the boss and get onto you and take over and be super kind, it would give tingles and a nice sence of justice given to the rude English gentleman.
"I've had the same customer here within 2 weeks. 4 times." * side-eye * "Strange." LMFAO!!! I love the snobbery and sass of this video. It's like you're saying the thoughts I have in my head while I'm at work, out loud! This is fantastic! Thank you, Fred, for making ASMR videos! They really help me a lot and your voice is very soothing to me. You're a really awesome person, in my opinion! Seems like you have a lot of different talents and your acting is on point! Good job, my dude!! Haha!
Ok, one of my most favorite from you Fred.... Thank you as always for your wonderful gift to the ASMR community. Love from Ohio, U.S.A. to you as always
Fred! You are so much better than a certain female artist with over a million subscribers. You are the king of asmr. P.s. long live Clark's shoe store.
I think you would sound incredible doing a Beast from Beauty and the Beast roleplay, reading poetry or stories in his library. You have such a deep vocal tone, the proper accent AND the look. Anyway, always love your videos! Thank you for helping us all to relax
well _someone_ is gonna get a bad review on yelp
Liger Tily had me laughing for fuckin days 😂😂😂
Liger Tily f’ng LOLOL 😂💀
Yeah, me. I'm getting a bad review on Yelp.
He's going on Yelp and giving me a bad review.
Blog about it! 😝
KAREN
3:29
"Can I take a name?"
"Fred."
"What a horrible name."
Same here
XD
I said ‘Hope’
Ouuu BURN
I said ‘No’
Oh look it’s the same guy who roasted me in the wand shop...
William Hyndman that's quite the euphemism
Stuck between pissing myself laughing and tingles. Very confusing experience... Subbed.
Well said, it describes it perfectly when I watched this :D
CommanderJavik same lmao 💯
"Can I take a name? What a horrible name" 😂😂😂
I looove the reluctant moments of actual sweetness; they really add to the overall vibe. Definitely my favorite REG video so far, and I've watched them all a ton of times.
After his hammer was destroyed, Thor had a hard time finding work.
Mr. Piano Man 😂😂
At least his hair grew back
This left him pissed, leading him to insult all clients in every imaginable way
OMG yes I'm dieing
Mjolnir has a name
Oh boy you know it ain't gonna be polite if says so in the title.
The insults are so sharp and elegant, it's hard to hate him ❤
"Dammit, fred, your hard to love, but your harder to hate."
TheCompleteMental you're* you're*
Pun Intended
Ok but do you have an actual worthy criticism
TheCompleteMental any*
I know, he does these ceative insults and I'm just smiling. It's so funny XD I just hope he is not like this irl 😂
This was hilarious. I just couldn't stop laughing. "We do have some extra large human beings try and squeze their way into here!"
Rachel Birtles huh never thought he'd remember me trying to get sized up for a suit hahah
I swear either he gets bigger every video or his shirts get tighter.
i bet he inflates himself every day with the sole purpose to demoralise us
(jk, he's a lovely man)
Randomly Average I think both...
It’s the anchor arms! Now he’s a jerk, and everybody loves him!
FoxFall LMAO yes this reference just made my night !
Wait... Thor and HULK?
"Measuring You "Politely"
Oh God, he's going to compare me to Jupiter
Jupiter is a beautiful and very lucky planet :)
ZUES
LOL
Is it because you're the largest gas giant in the solar system?
I’ll never believe you are rude with those kind af eyes
Very odd fellow, cant get a reading on him
It's on and off
@@TheCompleteMental is that a Psych reference?
@@ryanbrown4053 probably not but I love psych
@@nk-wb1oe Come on, son
It's Thor's cousin Roth, the God of snide remarks... -_- damn Asgardians
Judge me by my size, do you?
PlayStation Fury no no only different in your mind size matters not look at me judge me by size do you
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter
FredsVoice ASMR Fred has the higher ground
FredsVoice ASMR would you understand a megaman reference?
Techviper56 i would
Hello there Fred I’ll keeping asking for the Viking asmr ❤️ 😂
Each day is a step closer!
FredsVoice ASMR I second her request haha Nice video 😊
If possible, please include the tinkling of chainmail
Pollyana Vogas this needs to be done.
Pollyana Vogas 🧔🏼Yes please! Only question is, will the viking be polite or rude? 😊🤨
Me: *sees the word “politely” in a Fred video* It’s a trap- IT’S A TRAP!
Oh god, I SHOULD'VE LISTEND!
Not wrong
This isn’t same it’s Star Wars
A read the “It’s a trap- IT’S A TRAP!” with Phoebe Buffay’s voice hahaha
It's a trap, send no reply
**Insert overused Thor comment**
I have seen none
Hello there
TheCompleteMental Well then you are lost!!
Now this comment will become overused
1:16 "Yes, I can clearly see..." Well, I'm glad SOMEONE can!
it's like both my contacts popped out simultaneously
Sorry for being a “rude American customer” all the time and never remembering to make appointments but thanks for always taking care of me! 😘
I would love to see you do a Masterpiece Theater script. Smoking jacket and all Lol!! With movie reviews (polite or not lol) or storytelling time. 😆 just some thoughts.
Carie H Movie reviews would be a fun video! Fred could mention his favourite films or even be sponsored by one... actually an amazing idea! ^-^
Diogo Rodrigues thanks! He's got the voice and talent to pull it off too😊
"I have good news for you my lord, war has begun"
Archie Hughes - West is it a quite from some movie or something?
Matris Drayke Star Wars man
"Excellent. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen."
You have interfered with our affairs for the last time
Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!
This guy could probably insult everything about me and destroy every ounce of my dignity and self esteem and I’d thank him for it
He'd probably choke me to death with a headlock and I'd still be l i v i n g
Well the way he does it, it's hard to be mad at him.
😂😂😂
Interesting bit of personal information 🧐🤣
Your bloopers video was funny, but...
Every time there's a cut in the video, I imagine you yelling at airplanes wondering why they're even there when there are no air ports near you.
same
“This is where I go to regions I rather wish that I wasn’t visiting.” I died. 😂😂
Kinda reminds me on my remarks of his establishment
Same customer here 4 times in 2 weeks... Shit you've caught me :D
Hello Mr. AD. I love your content!
The real reason Thor wasn't in civil war.
Actually I came to get measured for my coffin thank you very much
BEST. COMMENT. EVER. 💜💜💜
Aren't you the Jarl of Whiterun?
"Now if you don't mind I have a city to run"
*_still sitting on his ass doing jack shit_*
LOL
Larrymcjones I’m dead
Larrymcjones 2011 reference still relevant. First proper laugh I’ve had in a while. He really does sound like Ulfric.
@@Modioman69 Ulfric isn't the jarl of whiterun
"Politely" 😂😂😂
Tailor: "I've have the same customer in here within two weeks, four times. Looks considerable like you..."
Me: *drop of sweat rolls down the side of my face before soaking into my fake mustache*
Just when I thought I'd lost my ASMR. I watched this video and got hecka tingles on my scalp and neck! Not to mention I slept like a baby. Your voice is so soothing! Nice work, Fred 💖💖💖
“What a horrible name” Well geez sorry I didn’t pick my name
The AwesomEric he says "what a lovely name"
"You could have changed your name to something better"
Every time he says "waltz in here" I'm like "Nah, I thought I'd samba". :3
You had me laughing so hard xD
Honestly, I'm at the point where I've worked enough retail that I'd love to see Fred do a video where he just denies customers trying to return items. Especially shit they bought for Christmas, used and are now trying to return after Christmas.
Oh shit thought i was going blind then, nearly booked me an appointment with specsavers
The Ben Vosper Probably wouldn't have booked XD
The Ben Vosper
U didn’t fell the need to look at something else to assure that ur not blind
DJ Pug not i the slightest
When he first walked up it looked like he was going to uppercut me
Ross Washington I was waiting for it.
We would've deserved it
I love how ‘polite’ you are. Every video you make just makes me laugh a little. And believe it or not I’m usually not much into the crinkles or writing sounds, I’m a reiki gal myself, but when you do the crinkles, it’s not so overpowering so I can listen just fine. Thanks.
dont stop this kind of videos plz❤
The acting in this is really good. The way you warmed up to us as the measuring went along, very sweet.
the 4 dislikes are loki fake accounts
holy shit 256 likes thank you😁
Keith Pierce 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You mean lowkey?
99Wrld no *just loki* (DDLC theme plays) o god what have I done
Keith Pierce nope..... its captain america, iron man, Hawkeye and Black widow. They are pissed that he didnt pick a side
Keith Pierce 40*
I love how much effort is put into your videos.
when you read politely you know its going to be rude af😂💪🏼
Jerome Fromherz I'm gonna be honest, I had no idea what I was getting myself into.
Yayy I can't wait to go too sleep and listen to this tonight!😊😊😊
Hahahaha “politely”!!btw do you and ASMR Darling own the same shop😭😭 loved it!!
Anna JD oopooooooooooooooooooooopoooppoppoppppppppopooppopooopoppppppppooooppopoooooooooooooooopopooppoooooooopooooooooooooooooooopoopoooooopoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopooooiooooooooooooooooooooopooopoopooooooopooooooooooopopooooooopooooooooooopoioiiiiopooiiopiooioiiiiipioiiioooooioooiioooiiooooiiiiiioioioooiioooooooioooi
Nat Berni what did you fall asleep on the keyboard
No one likes darling, shes a feminist
Surper Durper no one asked for your opinion, it's irrelevant
Maggi_ Mac my school taught me that women are irrelevant actually
Loving the changes in distance in this video. First ever asmr video I’ve seen do this
“What a horrible name” I remember that from somewhere 😏
'Star Lord'
also from the rude librarian asmr
Jirito and the professor one
ur videos just get better and better. the acting, audio quality and close and far thing on this is so great. was sending me to sleep right up until u said 'what a terrible name' and i started laughing - great video!
Pausing my life for 33 mins and 8 seconds
sunsbookishgamesx every video😂
Jakob Hill yup she tries to plug her shitty gaming channel and ASMR channel (yes two separate channels) on every popular gaming and asmr video out there just to get the channel views. What a joke.
First Last Name lmao
dude, i have to thank you, your videos really caml me down when I need, and they also saved me from insomnia so many nights
"What a horrible name" 😂🤣😁
This video is still one of my favourites. Funny yet relaxing!!
Thor? Didnt you lose an eye?
Hello my friend of Ghost hehe ;)
Lol
The Dude he is more Thor than Thor himself😂
Gah! Spoilers
What? He got better...
This is one of my favorite videos of yours to be honest, I've watched it like a million times.
I watch a lot of asmr but your videos are the best
I have been on the search for a deep soothing male voice, finding this was more than I hoped for! Lol your voice gives me instant tingles 💓💓
Im the customer fred spoke about who came in four times in two weeks
khoshekh exe he just said that as I read your post
Awesome, awesome video man. You should do more role plays like this. The role play along with the whispers always takes me out. You are my favorite ASMR artist right now.
Can we get a version of this but you're measuring a dummy? I've always wanted to see it from a 3rd person perspective
That's it... I'm hooked! I've never hit subscribe so fast! I caught myself smiling so hard watching this. 😊🤗
“politely” youre such a gift😭
Always seem to find my way back to this video every evening as I try find something to watch 😂
HI!!! Love your vids. Thank you for soooo many tingles : )
Part of my favorite ASMR series. I would love to visit this town myself. Perhaps a video on the history of the town from its ever so polite and friendly mayor?
FredsVoice ASMR I’ve never been here this early, finally my notifications are behaving themselves😂I warn u “polite” sir I’ve gained weight from the holidays, u may need to just throw a curtain over me and be done with it!🤣😆Love your videos so much, I was waiting because I needed a new video to fall asleep to. Thank u for never disappointing 😊💙
Is that your real last name
Jbooty Thank u, that’s kind of u.
Thank you so much for every video you give us. They're truly a gift as you are to the ASMR world. I appreciate how much effort and joy you imprint to your work to make such great, safe and calm environment. Greetings and a lot of love to you and all of your fans all the way from Mexico.
i like that mouth sound he makes right before speaking, very relaxing
BigBoss24mgs a lot of people do that now that I think about it 🤔
I love it!!! Keep up the amazing work, your videos always stand out and are the best❤❤
Yes roast me
I mostly spend my time listening to asmr and I hardly explore other UA-cam channels. I usually keep to my favorites but damn your voice made my tingles more tingly. You made me sub in one video. I'm glad you showed up in my recommended videos. :)
Good good use your rudeness let it flow as you measure me with all your "politeness"
Nice acting. I love the far-away shot, it looked like the opening to a 1970's Italian giallo thriller. And I liked the in-and-out-of focus, it seemed like stylish cinematography to me.
Sees title “politely” then sees thumbnail of mean face. Welp this is going to be fun
WENDY MARVELL he was quite..."pleasent".
Well never thought someone being rude to me would make me so calm and peaceful, great video
Fred have you thought of doing a collaboration with Another ASMR-tist with the rude English gentleman where the first half is him being rude and whatnot and then whoever you collab with can be the boss and get onto you and take over and be super kind, it would give tingles and a nice sence of justice given to the rude English gentleman.
This has to be one of my favourite videos of yours
Him:"Don't touch me with those grubby hands of yours"
Me:Talk dirty 2 me
I really appreciate all that you do for your videos. I truly enjoy them 😊
Relaxing rudeness, yay! :D
2021 baby!!! Fred my favorite ASMR UA-camr of all time!!!
"Politely" This'll be good.
Chris Beane I'll get the popcorn.
I find the rummage through the bag to be quite satisfying!
Was that an actual compliment about our name at the end I heard?
Shelly Wientge well in the beginning he insulted us for our name so...ya got me there.
"I've had the same customer here within 2 weeks. 4 times." * side-eye * "Strange." LMFAO!!! I love the snobbery and sass of this video. It's like you're saying the thoughts I have in my head while I'm at work, out loud! This is fantastic! Thank you, Fred, for making ASMR videos! They really help me a lot and your voice is very soothing to me. You're a really awesome person, in my opinion! Seems like you have a lot of different talents and your acting is on point! Good job, my dude!! Haha!
you’re so fucking good wtf
hehehe fedecasula, my man
Your soundscapes are impeccable.
"Can I take a name?"
"Fred"
"What a horrible name"
"Can I take a name?"
Me: No Name
"What a horrible name."
Me:Aaaaand you can go f@ck yourself.
“What a horrible name” 🤣 Laughter with my AMSR is just what I needed after working a hectic night shift!
Say "By the power of greyskull!"
I love the slight reverb effect on Fred's voice it sounds pretty sick like he's in a big room
Kallum96 2 sets of microphones spaced apart. Sounds so good 😍
Holy crap rude English man is getting more and more rude in this REM series
Yong Song Ming REG, not REM.
I love your channel Fred and you get me to sleep every night thank you so much and keep up the good work
When is going to be my suit ready? Hahahaa, amazing roleplay
the black back drop is great to fall asleep to.. thx for the asmr!
(Skips to random part) “Can I just pop a finger down there” EXCUSEMEWTFNOGETAWAY
Ok, one of my most favorite from you Fred.... Thank you as always for your wonderful gift to the ASMR community. Love from Ohio, U.S.A. to you as always
I never go anywhere unannounced so it is so weird for me to be lectured for doing so.
Yes, I always being 20 knights, 2 jesters, and a band with me so that I can make only the most announced of entrances.
Fred! You are so much better than a certain female artist with over a million subscribers. You are the king of asmr. P.s. long live Clark's shoe store.
This guy legit looks like Thor
I think you would sound incredible doing a Beast from Beauty and the Beast roleplay, reading poetry or stories in his library. You have such a deep vocal tone, the proper accent AND the look. Anyway, always love your videos! Thank you for helping us all to relax