How Captain America Should Have Ended

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  • Опубліковано 7 вер 2011
  • In this episode of How It Should Have Ended, we learn that Cap tends to be frigid when it comes to long-term relationships. Keep an eye out for some extra special guests (back by popular demand)!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 11 тис.

  • @AlreadiWon
    @AlreadiWon 7 років тому +7494

    "But why do you want it in english, sir? We are German." "DO NOT QUESTION MY GENIUS!" 😂😂😂

    • @georgied6247
      @georgied6247 7 років тому +77

      😂 that's like the best part!

    • @1955stefanie
      @1955stefanie 7 років тому +32

      yes hahahah! xD

    • @syntheticdawn4992
      @syntheticdawn4992 7 років тому +34

      they fixed that in civil war just to introduce more stupid shit

    • @MirandolinaAmaldin
      @MirandolinaAmaldin 7 років тому +211

      It's funny - as long as you ignore that the names of the cities that are displayed in the movie (New York, Chicago, Boston) would be exactly the same in German as they are in English.

    • @ambiguitiy1207
      @ambiguitiy1207 7 років тому +6

      Tyrone Johnson so hilarious

  • @AdonanS
    @AdonanS 9 років тому +6137

    "But why do you want it in English sir, we are German."
    "Do not QUESTION MY GENIUS!!!"
    LMFAO!!!!

    • @swanpride
      @swanpride 9 років тому +254

      Yeah, the joke is very unfunny if you actually are German, because we have the habit of respecting the names of foreign cities. The movie was actually very good in using German (even the inscriptions on the boxes were correct for a change instead of being pulled from google translation). It just happens that the German words for New York and Boston happens to be New York and Boston.

    • @imsovlogzy---vlogchannel2786
      @imsovlogzy---vlogchannel2786 9 років тому +10

      It's like we are watching the same video and ^ totally I agree

    • @snowlion2593
      @snowlion2593 9 років тому +54

      Zola is Swiss, not German.

    • @AdonanS
      @AdonanS 9 років тому +19

      I know, I remember that from Captain America 2. It's still funny.

    • @TheMrPeteChannel
      @TheMrPeteChannel 9 років тому +7

      Tim Hogan Swiss-German

  • @caseywellington4761
    @caseywellington4761 8 років тому +5320

    "Do you guys hear that?"
    "Hear what?"
    "Is that the Justice League calling?"
    "I don't hear anything."
    "Yeah, me either."
    "Exactly."

    • @SweetCake8
      @SweetCake8 8 років тому +52

      Justice league will soon arrive😁😁😁😁

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 8 років тому +228

      and it will be absolute crap

    • @KobeEtheridge
      @KobeEtheridge 7 років тому +15

      +92brunod Nope

    • @nighty6329
      @nighty6329 7 років тому +14

      +92brunod marvel fanboy

    • @KoteDarasuum
      @KoteDarasuum 7 років тому +85

      +92brunod 3 DC fans triggered because you told truth.

  • @ShadowIsatis
    @ShadowIsatis 8 років тому +2133

    Captain America's burn is still effective to this day.

    • @CHEESEPUFF_7
      @CHEESEPUFF_7 8 років тому +7

      no its not

    • @ShadowIsatis
      @ShadowIsatis 8 років тому +67

      Until the Justice League live action movie surpasses the Avengers movie in Box Office revenue, then yes it is. Oh wait, the Justice League movie is still not out. So, once again, yes it is.

    • @Pwnedgamer94
      @Pwnedgamer94 8 років тому +28

      +ShadowIsatis even when it comes out, it will not pass avengers

    • @deeya
      @deeya 6 років тому +47

      Still effective to this day... :p

    • @imnottheoldtownroadguy1014
      @imnottheoldtownroadguy1014 5 років тому +7

      @@ShadowIsatis Yeaaaahhh not even close

  • @ValpasKankaristo
    @ValpasKankaristo 9 років тому +2671

    "I don't hear anything"
    "Exactly"
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, buurned!

    • @chaoswarriorx4411
      @chaoswarriorx4411 8 років тому +6

      i didnt get that joke

    • @TrashyComet2
      @TrashyComet2 8 років тому +89

      portalbros There is no Justice League but he knew there was gonna be a Avengers team.

    • @ValpasKankaristo
      @ValpasKankaristo 8 років тому +18

      But JL is confirmed by now, btw. (2017.) When this was made, it was just a dream.

    • @ValpasKankaristo
      @ValpasKankaristo 8 років тому +9

      Well, they were planning it way back in 2008, but a lot of things came in way

    • @MegaBestgamer
      @MegaBestgamer 8 років тому +1

      +Trashycomet2 still don't get it

  • @elliemoon88
    @elliemoon88 8 років тому +280

    "I'm really starting to doubt your interest in this relationship!"
    LMAO I'M DYING.

    • @imhuntingwabbits5532
      @imhuntingwabbits5532 3 роки тому +10

      She’s giving him so many options to survive but he just sounds like he wants to kill himself

  • @artur5308
    @artur5308 8 років тому +376

    2:48 "and im batman" thats just too funny to handle LMAO

  • @thambidave
    @thambidave 8 років тому +3300

    "WHEEEEEEEEEEEN CAPTAIN AMERICA THROWS HIS MIGHTY SHIEEEEEEEEEEEELD!
    (Continue the Song)

    • @peatee3921
      @peatee3921 8 років тому +257

      ALL THOSE CHOSE TO OPPOSE HIS SHIELD MUST YIELDDDDDDDD

    • @thambidave
      @thambidave 8 років тому +167

      +Kujo Jotaro IF HE'S LED TO A FIGHT AND A DUEL IS DUE , THEN THE RED AND THE WHITE AND THE BLUE WILL COME THROUGH

    • @tothnatalia7711
      @tothnatalia7711 8 років тому +14

      +UmarsCookingKari what

    • @caseywellington4761
      @caseywellington4761 8 років тому +4

      Nice!

    • @oshunmun6738
      @oshunmun6738 8 років тому +77

      "ALL THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO APPOSE HIS SHEILD MUST YEEEEEEEEEEEILD"
      (continue the songs)

  • @StupidMarioBros1Fan
    @StupidMarioBros1Fan 8 років тому +3173

    The "SUPERHERO STERIODS!!!!" part never gets old, it's like "Tank Missile" and "Because I'm batman" except it's not a running gag.

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 8 років тому +6

      If they give us a few more steroid heroes and that might change.
      Like Snowflame, good ol Snowflame :3

    • @Ice.muffin
      @Ice.muffin 8 років тому +1

      +StupidMarioBros1Fan But what is the joke behind tank missile ? I think I heard Iron Man say it too.

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 8 років тому +4

      pissicutza09 He repeats the words "Tank Missile" over and over...

    • @instaurareomniainchristo5634
      @instaurareomniainchristo5634 6 років тому +2

      *STEROIDS. Please.

    • @hmc1398
      @hmc1398 6 років тому

      Because I'm batman

  • @FrankValchiria
    @FrankValchiria 8 років тому +2123

    i swear those cartoons make more sense than the actual movie. brilliant.

  • @denver7324
    @denver7324 7 років тому +120

    That entire convo between Rogers and Peggy!!😂😂😂

    • @angieb976
      @angieb976 Рік тому +2

      He could’ve jumped out or after it crashed he could’ve swam to the surface and then walked

    • @ztrexdino
      @ztrexdino 4 місяці тому

      Yea but he would still freeze…@@angieb976

  • @R4zAI3am
    @R4zAI3am 8 років тому +2140

    in german new york is also new york. there isnt a german name for it.

    • @Sensenmennel
      @Sensenmennel 7 років тому +101

      Well, you could call it Neu-York, but noone does that...

    • @R4zAI3am
      @R4zAI3am 7 років тому +103

      Wang Isabelle london is londo, paris is paris, washington is washington. just with german accent/pronounciation

    • @izzyr9590
      @izzyr9590 7 років тому +9

      BlueCrowN Cool! Thx for answering!

    • @jacksonschanneljohannsen6478
      @jacksonschanneljohannsen6478 7 років тому +89

      Well, the most obvious joke would have been to ask him why they are speaking english :D

    • @syntheticdawn4992
      @syntheticdawn4992 7 років тому +2

      nazi germany did

  • @magpie405
    @magpie405 8 років тому +2207

    DOO NOT QUESTION MY GENIUS!

  • @beyzaboz5477
    @beyzaboz5477 8 років тому +1954

    being batman solves everything😂😂😂😂

    • @beyzaboz5477
      @beyzaboz5477 8 років тому +22

      answer to everything is "because im batman" or "im batman" hilarious 👌👌👌👍👍👍👍

    • @bellaf4073
      @bellaf4073 8 років тому +9

      +Beyza Boz
      Q: If Bob buys 8 watermelons for $10 and his second cousin Bruce buys a greater that or equal amount to the amount Bob bought for $15 who spent more money and why?
      A. Batman. Because he's Batman.

    • @batman6854
      @batman6854 8 років тому +2

      + Beyza Boz
      it does

    • @sadickess4108
      @sadickess4108 8 років тому +5

      Why you may ask. Because I'm Batman!!!!!

    • @hans4265
      @hans4265 8 років тому +1

      i know

  • @goldexperience9632
    @goldexperience9632 8 років тому +247

    peggy and steve are like an old married couple

  • @rabbioogway1089
    @rabbioogway1089 8 років тому +574

    When captain america throws his mighty shield
    All those who choose to oppose his shield must yield
    Exept if he's shot by a web when the battle is due
    Or his shield got stolen by someone in his underoos
    When captain america throws his mighty SHIELD

    • @thesohai9061
      @thesohai9061 8 років тому +5

      it doesn't rhyme at all...

    • @MJ-zl3vo
      @MJ-zl3vo 8 років тому +5

      +The Sohai 苏害 yes it dose

    • @thefakedeal
      @thefakedeal 8 років тому +5

      +The Sohai 苏害 it doesn't has to rhyme

    • @emmajacobs2335
      @emmajacobs2335 7 років тому +8

      due (doo) and underoo (oo). That's supposed to be the rhyming aspect. I think it's hilarious!

    • @purplecatloverrandompizza
      @purplecatloverrandompizza 4 роки тому +9

      Unless your a plane
      Or a bomb
      Or some ice
      Or a brainwashed buddy
      Or a Spiderman
      Then you don't necessarily have to yeild

  • @SykopathBnG
    @SykopathBnG 8 років тому +5217

    Superman: "are you kidding me?...i catch planes every week."
    Batman: "yeah....and i'm Batman"
    #Dead

    • @ineedtopractise
      @ineedtopractise 8 років тому +20

      +Sykopath BnG I called that .

    • @ameliarufus1056
      @ameliarufus1056 8 років тому +11

      Lol

    • @paulerate
      @paulerate 8 років тому

      +Sykopath BnG hehHEEHehEHEHEH
      gO tO tRuThConTesTcoM, ReAD The pResEnt

    • @aridontou7544
      @aridontou7544 8 років тому +123

      +Sykopath BnG
      When Captain America throws his mighty shield,
      All those who choose to appose his shield must yield!
      Superman: Unless you're a plane,
      Batman: Or a bomb,
      Superman: Or some ice,
      Batman: then choose to take a nap
      Superman: 'cause the ice seems nice,
      When Captain America throws his MIGHTY SHIELD!

    • @frogxolotl4490
      @frogxolotl4490 6 років тому +4

      Sykopath BnG omg ikr

  • @KatelynDawnside
    @KatelynDawnside 8 років тому +1139

    when captain america throws his mighty shield,
    all those who chose to oppose must yield,
    unless you're a plane,
    or some ice,
    or a brainwashed buddy with a robotic arm,
    you don't necessarily need to yield...

    • @kanehum3310
      @kanehum3310 8 років тому +58

      When Captain America throws his mighty shield
      all those how choose to oppose must yield
      on less you're a plane
      or a bomb
      or some ice
      then decide to take a nap
      because the ice seems nice
      When Captain America throws his mighty SHEILD

    • @blankblank9375
      @blankblank9375 8 років тому

      +Kane Hum unless not on less

    • @deadpoolisawesome6874
      @deadpoolisawesome6874 8 років тому +3

      +Kane Hum and you choose to take a nap cuz the ice seems nice

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli 7 років тому +32

      WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA THROWS HIS MIGHTY SHIIIIIEEEEELLLDDDD
      ALL THOSE WHO CHOSE TO OPPOSE HIS SHIELD MUST YIIIIEEEEELLLDDDDD
      UNLESS YOU'RE A PLANE
      OR A BOMB
      OR SOME ICE
      OR A BRAINWASHED BUDDY
      OR A SPIDER-MAAAAAAAAN
      THEN YOU DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO YIIIIIIEEEEEELLLLDDD

    • @hhssnshdnkssjsn1193
      @hhssnshdnkssjsn1193 6 років тому

      Katelyn Dawnside lol

  • @chulol7935
    @chulol7935 7 років тому +345

    WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA THROWS HIS MIGHTY SHIELD

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 2 роки тому +39

    Why did you take the "Do not question my genius!" moment out?
    Thought I was going crazy. It's one of my HISHE favorites.

    • @CM-pf1xc
      @CM-pf1xc 2 роки тому +10

      I was wondering reading all the comments!

    • @John-yo4sz
      @John-yo4sz 2 роки тому +2

      Me too

    • @chrisdaily2077
      @chrisdaily2077 2 роки тому +3

      Oh my gosh I'm not insane!

    • @Klm49
      @Klm49 Рік тому +1

      Ok, I thought I was going crazy as well!

    • @emilylesniewski7347
      @emilylesniewski7347 6 місяців тому

      Thank you I was wondering where it was and thought I was also going crazy! I guess we’ll never know why they took that part out 🤷🏼‍♀️😔

  • @sya8109
    @sya8109 8 років тому +723

    I want to see Cap's face when the Justice league come to the hero cafe.

    • @sya8109
      @sya8109 8 років тому +8

      ***** I think Cap will see the lego justice league first before the real ones.

    • @keving5004
      @keving5004 8 років тому +2

      +Sy A next year is real Justice League

    • @sya8109
      @sya8109 8 років тому +1

      GARITA Productions I thought it was 2018?

    • @SMILESZ2
      @SMILESZ2 8 років тому +1

      +Sy A November 2017

    • @sya8109
      @sya8109 8 років тому +1

      SMILESZ2 Didn't know that...looking forward to it.

  • @SuperEroticJesus
    @SuperEroticJesus 9 років тому +842

    When Captain america throws his mighty shieeeeeeld!

    • @danielleobiri4451
      @danielleobiri4451 9 років тому +86

      All those who chose to oppose his shield must yiiiieeeeeeeeeeellllld.

    • @wehnarulhimdulgehe
      @wehnarulhimdulgehe 9 років тому +83

      Daniella Obiri unless you're an ice, or a plane, or some bomb, or a brainwashed buddy with a robotic arm
      then you don't necessarily have to yiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllddd!!!

    • @judekanawati7467
      @judekanawati7467 9 років тому +14

      U all should create a band... nice singing!😁

    • @Knight7OpsNit3
      @Knight7OpsNit3 9 років тому +24

      Too bad the Winter Soldier caught his shield and didn't have to yield lololol

    • @ssh1487
      @ssh1487 9 років тому +3

      ***** already been mentioned here buddy ;p

  • @lonelystarboy
    @lonelystarboy 10 місяців тому +12

    2:35
    Superman: I catch falling planes like… every other week
    Batman: And I’m Batman

  • @Ciberxcreator
    @Ciberxcreator 3 роки тому +15

    "It's just not in the cards" has remained in my vocabulary for the past decade. Good job.

  • @ShadowdaHedgie11
    @ShadowdaHedgie11 9 років тому +179

    Actually, there is a very good reason. The Valkyrie was powered by the Tesseract. Which was no longer even in the plane. So the Valkyrie was probably functioning on back-up power or power it had managed to store from the Tesseract, so Steve probably didn't have any time. It was either forcing it down where it wouldn't cause any harm to anyone or risking hurting someone else.

    • @ShadowdaHedgie11
      @ShadowdaHedgie11 8 років тому +22

      ***** Who knows if there was an autopilot on that thing. He didn't make it, nor did he have any training in piloting that'd let him know which it was, and the controls were in German anyway. Even if he just pointed it where he wanted it to go, at the height the Valkryie was, wind and turbulence could have knocked it off course to a place where it would have hurt someone, and by the time he could have been sure that it would have crashed where he wanted, a parachute would likely not open enough in time to save him from death or serious injury. And had he waited for someone who could have helped him set it down, like Stark, the power might have given out and the Valkryie would just plummet from the sky with little to no control over where it'd crash. Steve's main intention was to smash it down somewhere it wouldn't hurt anyone, and to make sure that it wouldn't hurt anyone. Hence why he nosedived it and stayed until the end.

    • @ShadowdaHedgie11
      @ShadowdaHedgie11 8 років тому +7

      ***** It was still operational at the time.There was no way of knowing when it'd run out of power and fall from the sky. And if it crashed in the ocean, something that large going that fast could cause a tidal wave. There were a lot of unknown variables involved, so Steve had to made a judgement call.

    • @billwithers7457
      @billwithers7457 8 років тому +23

      ShadowdaHedgie11 No, something that big hitting the ocean would make a big splash, and nothing else. Tsunamis are made by the entire crust displacing billions of tons of water. It was a big plane, but not nearly that big. The real problem was that the plane had an autopilot. Steve could force it down manually, but if he just jumped out, it would auto-correct and fly to the east coast of America, and its payload could wipe out the entire eastern seaboard.

    • @ArsyaUtomo
      @ArsyaUtomo 8 років тому +11

      sign of good Movie...... the HISHE is Boring

    • @nightwatcherzx9639
      @nightwatcherzx9639 8 років тому +1

      But still...parachute anyone?

  • @turtlebacpvp
    @turtlebacpvp 9 років тому +223

    dude when i saw this movie i was like screaming at this scene LOOK FOR A FRICKIN PARACHUTE!!!!!!!

    • @robinsonxlnt8135
      @robinsonxlnt8135 9 років тому +11

      TurtlebackGaming Parachute and drop on the ice ???

    • @Prettygirlcn5
      @Prettygirlcn5 9 років тому +26

      PRAVEEN ELANGO The chances of survival are probably higher

    • @xoxoaudrey543
      @xoxoaudrey543 8 років тому +6

      +PRAVEEN ELANGO why not?

    • @nocturnalwrites
      @nocturnalwrites 8 років тому +30

      +TurtlebackGaming The plane was on autopilot and the controls had been damaged when the windshield was smashed so that it couldn't be reset. The plane was only going to go down if it was forced down. If he let up, the autopilot would take over again. Also, if he'd parachuted, he would have ended up in the middle of the North Atlantic in March (if the date on the newspaper in TWS is any indication.)
      The people on the Titanic (which went down in April in roughly the same area) died in minutes after they hit the water. Seems like he'd've been frozen either way, except if he'd parachuted, he'd've frozen and drowned AND the plane would have gone on to crash in NYC. So, jumping really wasn't an alternative, either.And one thing I really wish they'd correct in this, though: The names of the cities are the same in German and English.

    • @KrazyFreak9634
      @KrazyFreak9634 8 років тому +3

      +Dpark0606 I was thinking the exact same thing, it's like, who cares if you drop on the frickin ice YOU CAN LIVE LONGER. I would have grabbed a parachute

  • @antoniogirgenti9738
    @antoniogirgenti9738 2 роки тому +38

    1:42
    When Captain America throws his mighty shield
    All those who choose to oppose his shield must yield
    Unless you're a plane
    Or a bomb
    Or some ice
    Then he'll choose to take a nap
    Cause the ice seems nice
    When Captain America throws his mighty shield

  • @subjectdelta4758
    @subjectdelta4758 7 років тому +32

    " *Do not question MY GENIUS* " 😂😂😂

  • @monkeyfunky5191
    @monkeyfunky5191 9 років тому +681

    Bet you didn't notice the dog at 0:30

    • @danielfrancis1302
      @danielfrancis1302 8 років тому +18

      +monkey funky Snowy from Herge's adventures of Tin Tin -Well spotted!!!

    • @loulou2302
      @loulou2302 8 років тому +28

      +Kai Sarni you pause it at 00:29 then look at the left side, the two dots are the eyes of the dog, and he's smiling too🐶

    • @aimanisahac
      @aimanisahac 8 років тому

      +monkey funky
      it's scooby doo

    • @monkeyfunky5191
      @monkeyfunky5191 8 років тому +2

      +Kai Sarni Thank you thank you there is also an other dog hidden in another hishe video find it if you guys can😎

    • @rwby0117
      @rwby0117 8 років тому +1

      +Kai Sarni Its part of the map

  • @Adiyasa2011
    @Adiyasa2011 10 років тому +95

    Superman: Dude, i catch falling planes in mid air like every other week...''
    Batman: ''...And im Batman.''

  • @laurab247
    @laurab247 8 років тому +205

    3:29 Did he just scream "Scheiße" (German for "Shit")

  • @tsrav5
    @tsrav5 2 роки тому +6

    Where's that "DO NOT QUESTION MY GENIUS!" moment. I can't see it in this video anymore.

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 2 роки тому +3

      Watched it twice, because I thought I was going crazy. It's one of my favorite moments!

    • @DukeDarkshadow
      @DukeDarkshadow 2 роки тому +1

      I noticed the same thing!! I had to play it back a second time because I thought I just spaced out and missed it! I have no idea why they'd edit it out!

  • @shelbylang7736
    @shelbylang7736 9 років тому +137

    That duet between Superman and Batman was amazing...XD

  • @AyeshaKhan-oh3po
    @AyeshaKhan-oh3po 8 років тому +322

    "I don't hear anything"
    "Yeah me neither"
    OOOOOOOHHGG BURN

    • @Ahmed-Soudi
      @Ahmed-Soudi 6 років тому +3

      He's making fun of how he was set to appear an Avengers film and at the time they weren't getting a Justice League film.

    • @yabadabadoo3472
      @yabadabadoo3472 3 роки тому

      Ayesha Khan just wanted you to know that you commented on this video 4 years ago have a sub

  • @shadowcat1606
    @shadowcat1606 8 років тому +84

    Batman and Superman: World's Finest ... Trolls.
    Oh, and btw New York is called New York in German, too.

    • @antoniowakardo7280
      @antoniowakardo7280 3 роки тому

      No it's called Das Niegelnagel Neues York.

    • @anselmgademann9407
      @anselmgademann9407 3 роки тому

      @@antoniowakardo7280 are you even German?
      Cause your name suggests otherwise
      Also I know it’s a joke, I’m just asking

  • @murphy2225
    @murphy2225 5 років тому +57

    “So you had control of the plane, the bombs weren’t on a timer and you could’ve flown one of them back, so why didn’t you?”
    “Bucky”

  • @HueyTheCoder
    @HueyTheCoder 10 років тому +23

    "Because the ice seems nice"

  • @JasonicPatrick
    @JasonicPatrick 10 років тому +41

    You guys should TOTALLY make up another version of Cap's theme for How Winter Soldier Should've Ended!

  • @anthonytoldt7533
    @anthonytoldt7533 7 років тому +33

    1:06 that is me sometimes

  • @Kittymouth
    @Kittymouth 7 років тому +104

    Thanks for the muscles, but it's too late now! XD
    Omg, Steve. The lengths you'll go to just to avoid dancing with a gal! Is it really THAT embarrassing? How bad a dancer ARE you??

    • @dylangraham1503
      @dylangraham1503 7 років тому +10

      No wonder he likes bucky so much.

    • @darlalathan6143
      @darlalathan6143 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds closeted. WW2 was way before Stonewall Rebellion

  • @Skroomie
    @Skroomie 9 років тому +1575

    Captain America: ''Oh like you two could have done it any better''
    Superman: ''Are you kidding, dude i catch falling planes in mid air like every other week''
    Batman: ''And I'm batman''
    xD hahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahhahahahahahhaaaahahahahahhhhhhahahahhahhahh xD

    • @PHATB0Y20
      @PHATB0Y20 9 років тому +16

      Haha it's like you watched the video too!! Haha fucking moron!!

    • @Skroomie
      @Skroomie 9 років тому +1

      IDGAF what you say bitch.

    • @regularshow960
      @regularshow960 9 років тому +25

      Brody Provost He just wanted to point out the part where he laughed so much, why are you being a jerk?

    • @mearadoyle5240
      @mearadoyle5240 9 років тому +7

      Cap: :T....! Do hear that?
      batman: Here what?
      cap: The justice league calling!
      superman: I don't hear anything...
      batman: Yea me either
      cap: Exactly!
      superman: Oh woah captain America burn!
      lol

    • @PrincessSerene
      @PrincessSerene 9 років тому +5

      Brody Provost hey whats wrong with you that was really rude 😕

  • @TraceurHarryG1
    @TraceurHarryG1 8 років тому +257

    Dooo not question my genius!!!

    • @ethanp1348
      @ethanp1348 8 років тому +7

      That line gets me every time!

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi 7 років тому +11

      Considering how stubborn Captain was about crashing that plane it must be some sort of failing built into Super Soldiers, they are idiotically stubborn...

    • @TraceurHarryG1
      @TraceurHarryG1 7 років тому +4

      +HubiKoshi haha yea I guess that explains why he's the worlds oldest virgin

  • @Sploberrie
    @Sploberrie 8 років тому +5

    3:04
    I predicted the word "exactly"
    it was perfect there

  • @slabofgoopscoop
    @slabofgoopscoop 8 років тому +9

    "DO NOT QUESTION MY GENIUS!"

  • @MariktheGunslinger
    @MariktheGunslinger 10 років тому +51

    New York in German is... New York.

  • @voesten64
    @voesten64 9 років тому +263

    'But wait... Do you Guys hear that. Is that the Justice league calling?'
    'I don't hear anything'
    'Yes me neither'
    'Exactly'
    I almost died of laughter when he Said that.

    • @zetawave55
      @zetawave55 8 років тому +1

      Frans Voesten i don't get that. what does it mean? is he implying that they are useless or something?

    • @Nothing_serious
      @Nothing_serious 8 років тому +5

      zetawave55 No Justice League movie

    • @zetawave55
      @zetawave55 8 років тому +1

      Paul Francis Goneda ohhh now i get it. thanks.

    • @ValpasKankaristo
      @ValpasKankaristo 8 років тому +2

      zetawave55 At that time, Marvel was dominating the superhero movies, and since DC's Green Lantern was supposed to start DC's shared universe, (Justice League etc.) but it sucked ass (at least according to fans), so there wasn't any chance to see that shared universe. And Marvel continued it's way to the Avengers.
      Even though now with Man Of Steel universe, Batman V Superman, Justice League, and many other movies have been confirmed.

    • @zetawave55
      @zetawave55 8 років тому +2

      Valpas Kankaristo oh that makes sense. thx.

  • @nikerailfanningttm9046
    @nikerailfanningttm9046 Рік тому +3

    1:11 *”YOU’RE NOT EVEN GOING TO LOOK FOR A PARACHUTE!”*
    Ah so this is what happened to the directors cut!

  • @aarrggnn
    @aarrggnn 8 років тому +44

    When the hydra agent got hit by the shield he said shit in German lol

  • @warboism
    @warboism 8 років тому +864

    TBH I reckon the reason Cap decides to crash the plane is because he is suicidal. He has recently lost his life long best friend, and has now just killed the man whose fault that is. Now he no longer wants to live, not without his one true friend Bucky

    • @MrEDMeaner
      @MrEDMeaner 8 років тому +41

      An interesting explanation for sure!

    • @arishafatima3710
      @arishafatima3710 8 років тому +137

      He had a date with Peggy!

    • @larrryweed4032
      @larrryweed4032 8 років тому +196

      "Hello Peggy. Now that the love of my life, Bucky, fell off of a freightcar [ ;) ] I must die now. My life is over now goodbye."

    • @lindaunderling4637
      @lindaunderling4637 8 років тому +8

      nah he's just "look at me imma hero, I'd be the first on the battlefield to get killed by grenade but at least the shrapnel won't hurt mi bros."

    • @Fastbub
      @Fastbub 8 років тому +55

      No the reason he did that was so that marvel can make the avengers and make money.

  • @phantomgaminghd7401
    @phantomgaminghd7401 8 років тому +74

    "Do Not Question My Genius" Hahahaha😅

  • @isabelgee5062
    @isabelgee5062 7 років тому +25

    Best how it should have ended video ever!!! Love the song!!😂😂😂😂

  • @curtisboynton
    @curtisboynton 5 років тому +15

    That moment when you re-watch old HISHE and give the future justice league movie a burn

  • @CrossStarX
    @CrossStarX 9 років тому +201

    at 00:29 i swear to god i see a dogs face on the left side of the radar.

  • @musicadictor
    @musicadictor 9 років тому +19

    my god, ive seen this thousand of times and only now i noticed that in 0:09 he comes out a torch from fantastic four XD XD XD

  • @phanindravaibhav3319
    @phanindravaibhav3319 5 років тому +7

    After years I finally get the reference at the beginning when Cap was wearing the Fantastic Four suit. It's a joke on Chris Evans' old role as the Human Torch in the first two Fantastic four movies.

  • @Tai21022
    @Tai21022 2 роки тому +2

    10 years later I starting singing their captain America song and have to come back to this 😂

  • @Barrobroadcastmaster
    @Barrobroadcastmaster 10 років тому +87

    How it should've ended... actually, I think Captain America ended just fine the way it did. I wasn't even a fan of Captain America before I saw that movie. Just never really thought much about him. Now, I can see how awesome he is. They made those movies to attract a newer audience and they definitely made me a believer. I don't think they've made a bad movie with any of the Avengers- I've loved them all.
    Seriously, none of them are going to be perfect and I know I'm new to the franchises, I don't know what they mixed up with the lore. But I enjoyed each and every movie. At the end of the day, they were fun. And worlds better than the Last Airbender movie.

    • @absolutelyrandomful
      @absolutelyrandomful 10 років тому +22

      You're gauging these movies as good by comparing them to last airbender. Really. I mean I liked all these movies too but comparing them to last airbender is an insult. Almost anything is better than that.

    • @Barrobroadcastmaster
      @Barrobroadcastmaster 10 років тому

      Random etc It was the first thing I could think of that was bad. I mean yeah, I jumped straight to worst but some have said Spiderman 3 was on the list of worsts so I wanted to steer clear of other Marvel movies. What would you have compared them to?

    • @LeviathanTamer31
      @LeviathanTamer31 10 років тому +4

      Anything BUT Last Airbender. No one wants to be reminded of that. Gauge them to something like one of the Spiderman films that went wrong. (I've only seen one and it was a LONG time ago)

    • @wotsurn
      @wotsurn 10 років тому +1

      Kylee Smalley i like the last airbender...

    • @LeviathanTamer31
      @LeviathanTamer31 10 років тому +1

      Eh people have their opinions. Though a lot stuff doesn't make sense and there's barely any relation to the series. But if you like it, you like it.

  • @skrab275
    @skrab275 9 років тому +216

    You think that germans writing english is rare?
    What about that all the aliens species in the entire universe speak perfect english?
    WTF

    • @skrab275
      @skrab275 9 років тому +9

      so... everybody is carrying a translator in every moment to translate to english, even when only the aliens are the ones talking.

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 9 років тому

      its called galactic basic jeeessshhheee.

    • @christopherprofeta6603
      @christopherprofeta6603 9 років тому

      Lance Lynn Batman

    • @ina0601
      @ina0601 9 років тому +7

      No, actually it's just the TARDIS so happens to be there to translate it into perfect English for understand, by using it's translation thing-ing.

    • @LukeDogg63
      @LukeDogg63 9 років тому +1

      Lloookkkkjjkkk, lol
      4444.lxois ti0, serf
      , XXPFWJIRSHT8E1JO3OPOOW111111-114111
      SXSAOZP, L, JSJJ212233333344444 A HHJSJ

  • @michaeljames5475
    @michaeljames5475 8 років тому +18

    maaaannnn i cannot wait for the HISHE for Civil War

  • @SingNa1
    @SingNa1 2 роки тому +1

    Can’t believe this has been ten years!!! Thank you

  • @dannyhernandez265
    @dannyhernandez265 8 років тому +74

    Ha ha good fantastic four reference at the beginning...

    • @OTDinosaurScrubs
      @OTDinosaurScrubs 8 років тому +11

      He should've said "whoops, wrong franchise".

  • @Luminousley
    @Luminousley 10 років тому +75

    Do not question my GENIUS!

    • @worldends08
      @worldends08 10 років тому +43

      That's what EVERY Director is thinking

    • @Momo-po5tn
      @Momo-po5tn 10 років тому

      haha I actually thought about that when watching the movie, but I was wondering if that's what it was in german

  • @cunningsmile4166
    @cunningsmile4166 5 років тому +9

    1:19
    Said every person watching the movie.

  • @miwasakata691
    @miwasakata691 8 років тому +21

    How the next one should end, "Hail Hydra"

  • @Sammym948
    @Sammym948 10 років тому +11

    'Do not question my genius'

  • @Charathlie
    @Charathlie 10 років тому +15

    "You put your arms like this, and we'll catch him in a fence of fire!"

  • @9Glaedr0
    @9Glaedr0 4 роки тому +4

    2:44 priceless.

  • @samuelendico1223
    @samuelendico1223 8 років тому +12

    do not question my genius!

  • @Killbot224
    @Killbot224 10 років тому +18

    best parody ever!

  • @Dimensioneer88
    @Dimensioneer88 2 роки тому +2

    Now it's "When Captain Carter throws HER mighty shield..."

  • @ian74747
    @ian74747 7 років тому +2

    I'm binge watching all of your movies! So hilarious every time!

  • @astro-knot9598
    @astro-knot9598 10 років тому +9

    Did anyone else notice the dog at 0:29 ?

  • @AdelAlberk
    @AdelAlberk 9 років тому +10

    03:30 fence of fire, fence of fire, LOL

  • @generalg.2752
    @generalg.2752 5 років тому +1

    That whole cafe scene is one of the best Hishe video scenes, in my opinion- gets me every time

  • @shamrock141
    @shamrock141 5 років тому +3

    These guys would be an UNSTOPPABLE trio.
    Best superheros ever!!

  • @ObiWanCannoli
    @ObiWanCannoli 9 років тому +442

    Can a lightsaber cut through captain americas shield?

    • @badshajahangir7933
      @badshajahangir7933 9 років тому +6

      Obi Wan Cannoli BUSTED!!!

    • @lich109
      @lich109 9 років тому +70

      Obi Wan Cannoli Nope, it disperses heat perfectly.

    • @timmaximilian9286
      @timmaximilian9286 8 років тому +48

      But the force can.

    • @buk8634
      @buk8634 8 років тому

      Tim Maximilian

    • @ValpasKankaristo
      @ValpasKankaristo 8 років тому +61

      Of course not.
      Wait, of course it can.
      Wait.
      Yes.
      No.
      No?
      Yes!
      No...
      Yes...
      No?
      Yes?
      No?
      Yes?

  • @Deltasquad382943
    @Deltasquad382943 10 років тому +59

    Do not question my genious!!!

    • @gregorylouis617
      @gregorylouis617 10 років тому +3

      his assistant pooped his pants

    • @minerlogo
      @minerlogo 10 років тому

      Gregory Louis well that always puts a dent in a plan...

    • @gregorylouis617
      @gregorylouis617 10 років тому

      minerlogo haha

  • @brandon_yl_is_busted_af9316
    @brandon_yl_is_busted_af9316 2 роки тому +1

    Anyone else come here to get that reference that the Super Cafe keeps springing with the Captain America Shield Song?

  • @AceDRoses
    @AceDRoses 5 років тому +2

    He did get to that dance thou

  • @martijnvanweele6204
    @martijnvanweele6204 9 років тому +41

    Anybody ever thought of the possibility of him crashing the plane in order to prevent anyone from misusing it's content in the future (like eventually happened to the Tesseract (nice job on that part by the way, Nick))?

    • @Brownwolf502
      @Brownwolf502 9 років тому

      I can prove both points wrong he could of set the bombs to blow after he jumped destroying the plane and the tech

    • @martijnvanweele6204
      @martijnvanweele6204 9 років тому

      Brown Wolf Could he really, or are you just assuming that Red Skull would have installed such an option?

    • @Brownwolf502
      @Brownwolf502 9 років тому

      If there wasn't he could set a small explosive on the bigger bomb or break the gas and throw a lighter on his way out

    • @TotallyNotAFox
      @TotallyNotAFox 9 років тому

      It´s not really hard to make sure that this thing will crash, just cut the cables connected with the elevator.

    • @TheShadowSentinel
      @TheShadowSentinel 9 років тому

      surfitlive Is it really hard to break controls before leaving?

  • @josephstahl9119
    @josephstahl9119 10 років тому +48

    Has no one realised that through out the entire movie despite all the cool lasers and better armor and suits the Hydra seem to have a problem with simply shooting the guys RIGHT in FRONT OF THEM!? I mean come on how do you miss people at that range? how are they also not making use of the word RAPID FIRE??? are all the cool gadgets just for show?

    • @eclipselover1918
      @eclipselover1918 10 років тому +49

      maybe they're half storm trooper :P

    • @derekcarrier4625
      @derekcarrier4625 10 років тому +18

      The sad truth is Yes, they ARE just for show. It's the law of movies. The bad guys can't wipe everyone out with perfect aim, so they have to shoot like Stormtroopers. That's why videos like this are soooo popular!

    • @josephstahl9119
      @josephstahl9119 10 років тому +2

      Derek Carrier its so unfair...

    • @ThatIckyGuy
      @ThatIckyGuy 10 років тому +12

      Actually, the whole "Stormtroopers can't hit anything" is a myth. They actually are pretty good marksmen. There are several instances in the trilogy that show this. There's only ONE part of the movie where they are terrible and that's when Luke, Han, Leia, and Chewie are trying to escape the Death Star. The reason they're terrible is because they're supposed to let them go so that the homing beacon that Vader had placed on the Falcon can lead the Imperials to the Rebel Base.
      But everyone only remembers that time and never bothers to factor in the fact that Vader even says that he had the beacon in place.

    • @Captain-Jinn
      @Captain-Jinn 10 років тому +4

      ***** Ewoks. Need I say more?

  • @christopherthrawn7541
    @christopherthrawn7541 4 роки тому

    Totally awesome
    Great work everyone on this.

  • @treeguy820
    @treeguy820 7 років тому

    This was the very first hishe video i ever watch 4 years ago best decision on UA-cam I've ever made

  • @DPSimpson
    @DPSimpson 10 років тому +38

    captain america is, in my opinion, the best avenger

    • @renoray01
      @renoray01 10 років тому +3

      Cool that is intristing

    • @tyche3576
      @tyche3576 9 років тому

      that's the first i've heard anyone say that

    • @DPSimpson
      @DPSimpson 9 років тому

      Justin Nguyen XD

    • @gamergeekspage
      @gamergeekspage 9 років тому

      That's cute.

  • @Legendaryknight2
    @Legendaryknight2 10 років тому +15

    I was expecting a "If you were still flame torch you would have no damn trouble, you know that?" joke

  • @nope10.4
    @nope10.4 2 роки тому +1

    I’m really out here binging all your content 😍😍

  • @dallassteel625
    @dallassteel625 2 роки тому +1

    Why did you leave out the “Do not question my genius!!” line?! That is GOLD!! HISHE, SERIOUSLY?!?

  • @TheKingOfNachosTM
    @TheKingOfNachosTM 8 років тому +248

    Doctor: Why do you want in English sir? We are German.
    Red Skull: DO NOT QUESTION MY GENIUS!
    He just did

    • @themastersmadface8241
      @themastersmadface8241 8 років тому +6

      +Ninjacraft 3220 Yeah. He scolded him for questioning his genius. Do you not understand English?

    • @swanpride
      @swanpride 8 років тому +15

      +Ninjacraft3220 TheBlueNachoNinja Yeah....there is one problem with the joke though...the German words for New York and Chicago are New York and Chicago. Everything in the base and the plane is actually correctly written in German, without any spelling and/or grammar mistakes, which is actually pretty rare for American movies and TV shows. It kind of bothers me that because of critical research failure everyone wrongly assumes the movie did it wrong, when it did it actually correctly and the HISHE is the one who made a mistake.

    • @MarioTransformer7001
      @MarioTransformer7001 8 років тому

      +The Masters Mad Face I am German

    • @themastersmadface8241
      @themastersmadface8241 8 років тому

      J Slater OK......Why does that matter?

    • @the1gamer521
      @the1gamer521 4 роки тому

      The dr is also armen zola

  • @lalakuma9
    @lalakuma9 9 років тому +10

    Please do Guardians of the Galaxy! It would be like
    "I am Groot"
    "I'm Batman"
    "I am Groot"
    "I'm Batman"

  • @darrendarmanin
    @darrendarmanin 4 роки тому

    Love these videos, very addictive

  • @jerseyjay607
    @jerseyjay607 7 років тому

    you guys are total geniuses. this s*** is so funny. I watched probably 20 of your videos all of them were great LOL. I'd love to come on and do one of the voices if I could. great work keep it up

  • @antoniotanaka1246
    @antoniotanaka1246 10 років тому +65

    SUUUUPPPEEERRR HEEEEROOOO STEEERROOOIIIDDS!!!!!!!!!

    • @wylielytle5650
      @wylielytle5650 10 років тому +1

      oh wow thats like, my favorite part,
      lol its like the first thing they say in the vid!

    • @antoniotanaka1246
      @antoniotanaka1246 10 років тому +3

      its amazing how many +s it got
      i just quoted the video!!!

  • @nick-kf9qt
    @nick-kf9qt 8 років тому +22

    I just realized that Cap didn't even bring a bomb in that plane

  • @alexandervallejo4611
    @alexandervallejo4611 6 років тому

    these videos are awesome!

  • @Biis
    @Biis 6 років тому

    Great one, you guys are great

  • @davidhernandez1502
    @davidhernandez1502 9 років тому +18

    dont question my genius

  • @sallyW.
    @sallyW. 8 років тому +74

    THOSE GERMAN ACCENTS xDD

  • @northwest9601
    @northwest9601 8 років тому +6

    2:53 - Superman: "Dude, I catch falling planes in midair like every other week."Batman: "And I'm Batman."That's all that needs to be said.

  • @imagoingtrollnobody
    @imagoingtrollnobody 6 років тому

    This has the be one of the best Hishe!

  • @finnohare2270
    @finnohare2270 9 років тому +31

    When Captain America throws his mighty shield, all those who chose to oppose his shield must yield, unless you're a plane (or a bomb) or some ice, then you'll take a nap (because the ice seems nice), when Captain America throws his MIGHTY SHIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha lol