A Completely Accurate Summary of Half Life

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  • @JunkyardDigs
    @JunkyardDigs 3 роки тому +297

    Holy shit I made it into a Williaso vid as a reference!! 😂🤘

  • @devinchavez1523
    @devinchavez1523 3 роки тому +212

    When they said “LEVEL CHANGE” I felt that

    • @connorgolsong290
      @connorgolsong290 3 роки тому +3

      I managed to get all my idiot friends to say that when playing Sven Co-op without them knowing the context.

  • @racer927
    @racer927 2 роки тому +32

    "I repeatedly fail an easy jump."
    Yeah, because Sven Coop for whatever reason cuts the running speed, making that jump *near* impossible.

  • @camojg2272
    @camojg2272 3 роки тому +99

    “Sentient hotpockets”
    Haven’t laughed that hard in a while

  • @captain_fisher_price
    @captain_fisher_price 2 роки тому +9

    "and explode someone's lunch because apparently Gordon's a fucking gremlin to all of his co-workers" absolutely SENT me.

  • @Baguette939
    @Baguette939 3 роки тому +18

    "Until I got blasted by a rocket launcher" *Rocket flood flashbacks intensify*

  • @wafflecopter9296
    @wafflecopter9296 3 роки тому +173

    The remake Black Mesa has probably one of the best soundtracks ever

    • @niccifemboy
      @niccifemboy 3 роки тому +10

      Yea xen soundtrack is a banger

    • @thediam0nddrag0n78
      @thediam0nddrag0n78 3 роки тому +10

      @@niccifemboy Xen in general is visually amazing in Black Mesa

    • @niccifemboy
      @niccifemboy 3 роки тому +3

      @@thediam0nddrag0n78 yea crowbar interactive never disappointed me

    • @oxidelicious5645
      @oxidelicious5645 3 роки тому +3

      The Surface Tensions tracks are amazing

    • @niccifemboy
      @niccifemboy 3 роки тому +4

      @@oxidelicious5645 for surface tension i like how surface tension 1 cuts off after the first Apache encounter then when your at the cliff edge , it continues really cool and felt like a mini boss

  • @rordesigns
    @rordesigns 3 роки тому +80

    You're quickly becoming one of my favorite channels. Keep it up!

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  3 роки тому +18

      That's the plan!

  • @digitalbarrito3555
    @digitalbarrito3555 3 роки тому +13

    Legend has it, if you listen real real closely, you can still hear the echos of celebration, like a whisper on the wind "Level change!"

  • @juiceplease6260
    @juiceplease6260 3 роки тому +5

    first thing i imagined at 0:24 is his character smashing the window with his elbow and climbing out and blood sprays everywhere

  • @kanden27
    @kanden27 3 роки тому +16

    I just beat Half-Life: Alyx last night as my first VR game. All I can say is, “I hate you Jeff.”

    • @racer927
      @racer927 2 роки тому +2

      Jeff is one of the chapters that I dread replaying, not because it's bad but because of how insanely scary and yet fun it was. I don't think I've *ever* been that scared in a VR game.

  • @jurgenronaaz4695
    @jurgenronaaz4695 3 роки тому +69

    And not a SINGLE Freeman's Mind reference? I'm disappointed!
    Good video though, really captures the essence of the screwing your buddies over in co-op experience

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  3 роки тому +32

      I tried to remember some, but honestly, I couldn't :/
      But I did at least get a HLVRAI reference in there

    • @hail_yeet462
      @hail_yeet462 3 роки тому +1

      I'll allow it

    • @Icer_Da_Fox
      @Icer_Da_Fox 3 роки тому +2

      @@Williaso I KNEW IT! I LOVE IT!

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  3 роки тому +7

      @@Icer_Da_Fox I REALLY struggled to say "peeper puppy"

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 3 роки тому

      In matters mathematical and physics theoretical I am the very model of a modern major general, WHERES MY CHORUS!?

  • @angedeon8724
    @angedeon8724 3 роки тому +140

    Honestly how did you die that many times in the explosive warehouse, as far as i remember it is fairly easy on both hl and black mesa.

    • @DeathCovenant
      @DeathCovenant 3 роки тому +30

      Sven co-op is... tricky.

    • @connorgolsong290
      @connorgolsong290 3 роки тому +5

      Died once to incompetence, but never to parkour.

    • @dr_cachetes6822
      @dr_cachetes6822 3 роки тому +11

      They died to collective stupidity, it takes the best of us and transform it into pure, unadultered, infinite, mind bending fuckery.

  • @CalvinD2002
    @CalvinD2002 3 роки тому +6

    I dig the humming of the portal end credits music while on the tram lmao

  • @StompingApollo
    @StompingApollo 3 роки тому +2

    ha! i knew that was Gianni in the Intro, fantastic as always fam

  • @ethandoesit4209
    @ethandoesit4209 3 роки тому +3

    @williaso im only at 4:15 right now and i had to pause and say that you're completely spot on so far, also funny thing is I definitely word for words i would use have thought or have said last i played HF lmao.
    but you've definitely have got me subscribing and throwin a like already man. keep it up and look forward to the rest of this video and more.

  • @dfresh93086
    @dfresh93086 9 місяців тому +1

    Setting that trip mine for the scientist to trip it was gold 😂

  • @Echo2-2
    @Echo2-2 3 роки тому +6

    Ah yes. Black Mesa: Where all of the Powerade is made

    • @crabulonbestgirl9130
      @crabulonbestgirl9130 3 роки тому +1

      Finally a good hlvrai reference that isnt just "haha he says hello gordon/haha ropes"

    • @Echo2-2
      @Echo2-2 3 роки тому

      @@crabulonbestgirl9130 Because that's the best one

    • @peepop6258
      @peepop6258 3 роки тому

      Fun fact:soda makes you see faster

  • @augustthilking573
    @augustthilking573 3 роки тому +2

    humming the portal song at the beginning. love it

  • @scottl.1568
    @scottl.1568 Рік тому +1

    "Just like regular Mountain Dew" 😂

  • @DrChiefgame
    @DrChiefgame 3 роки тому +39

    Great video! - I actually have been wondering that maybe will you be planning to make a accurate summary of Wolfenstein in the future? - But anyways keep up the good work!

  • @h3r0ofhyrule
    @h3r0ofhyrule 3 роки тому +4

    I love the clever and subtle padding in this video

  • @akshaykumar_r
    @akshaykumar_r 3 роки тому +3

    2:26 Haha that cut to _Black Mesa_ was genius 🤣

  • @Schneeregen_
    @Schneeregen_ 3 роки тому +20

    Wow, you really did go the extra mile with this one.

  • @Captain_Harper1
    @Captain_Harper1 3 роки тому +5

    No ! He’s with the science team!

  • @Sizifus
    @Sizifus 3 роки тому +1

    BM Scientists before Resonance Cascade: "Nothing can possibli go wrong... Possibly go wrong. Heh, that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong"

  • @SuperQB7_
    @SuperQB7_ 3 роки тому +2

    I love how the location of this video is actually black mesa

  • @lionocyborg6030
    @lionocyborg6030 3 роки тому +32

    Completely accurate summery of the Marathon Trilogy, Pathways into Darkness and Marathon Eternal next? :)

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  3 роки тому +1

      Unless it's a patron paid-for game, probably never

    • @lionocyborg6030
      @lionocyborg6030 3 роки тому +2

      @@Williaso it’s freeware in the true sense of the word so you won’t have to pay a thing for it. No bullshit micropayments either. PID is freeware too, but us Windows users need the Marathon engine port (the faithful one by W’rkncacnter) if we don’t want to emulate OSX as the modern port of the original Pathways into Darkness remains Mac only unlike Marathon. Marathon Eternal is a mod for the third game on Aleph One (the sourceport that lets us Windows users play it) but since there’s never been a new Marathon game since 1996, it may as well be Marathon 4. I’m on IOS as I type this but once I’m on my PC I can provide you the link to Marathon as another reply.
      EDIT: It seems the comments section here doesn't allow links: I tried to provide you the links to Marathon and both modern port versions of Pathways into Darkness as a second reply, but youtube kept auto deleting the comment as well as this one when I tried to edit it to tell you where to find them without links.

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  3 роки тому +3

      @@lionocyborg6030 Cool, but, again- not going to be playing them unless it's a patron game.

    • @lionocyborg6030
      @lionocyborg6030 3 роки тому +1

      @@WilliasoThat's OK. Your choice. :)

  • @addison1024
    @addison1024 2 роки тому +1

    Alright, so I just learned how different Black Mesa and HL1 really are. I've only played Black Mesa and only maybe half of this made any sense

  • @minelelol13244
    @minelelol13244 3 роки тому +9

    The way you hum "Still alive" made me think your gonna do an CAS of portal
    or maybe you didnt hum "Still Alive"

  • @TacBans
    @TacBans 3 роки тому +2

    I feel you really should've slipped a freeman's mind reference at 4:20 and say something along the lines of "but they die immediately because they went into the vent fan blades". (and also a joke about how you died to the vent fan earlier)
    otherwise, nice video

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  3 роки тому

      I couldn't remember any, sorry

  • @lilithofthevoid4922
    @lilithofthevoid4922 3 роки тому +3

    Oh hell yeah, Gianni is GMan

  • @MrJulio632
    @MrJulio632 3 роки тому +2

    Fun fact: Black Mesa and Apperture are rival companies

  • @connorgolsong290
    @connorgolsong290 3 роки тому +2

    2:31. I guess Sony VEGAS did eventually send you to the Source Engine!

  • @Charles-rp4vs
    @Charles-rp4vs 3 роки тому +1

    "I can give you a battle you have no chance of winning"

  • @ncrxghost8075
    @ncrxghost8075 3 роки тому

    0:27 A missed opportunity to just randomly scream “suckerrrrrrrrrr!!”

  • @nomadsgalaxy
    @nomadsgalaxy 3 роки тому +17

    LEVEL CHAAAANGE!

  • @infinitehoops
    @infinitehoops 3 роки тому +3

    When the AI is self aware

  • @LostInForums
    @LostInForums 3 роки тому +1

    Ngl that lazer section was painful to watch. Esp when you just sit and watch the box trigger the mine.

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  3 роки тому +1

      It was a learning experience. I wasn't sure if the box would block the laser or explode the mine, so I tested it.

    • @LostInForums
      @LostInForums 3 роки тому

      @@Williaso Fair, I felt that pain watching all that progress go up in smoke.

  • @ohnoherecomesthehotstepper
    @ohnoherecomesthehotstepper 3 роки тому +19

    I went into this thinking you'd just do a bog standard SINGLEPLAYER run. I was happily incorrect....

  • @polycatmagic1236
    @polycatmagic1236 3 роки тому +1

    "And theft was much rejoicing"

  • @justsomerandomaccount
    @justsomerandomaccount 11 місяців тому

    Hearing you humming still alive caught me off guard, but it makes sense

  • @scottl.1568
    @scottl.1568 Рік тому +1

    Godlessness

  • @Flemingluiz-mr9ep
    @Flemingluiz-mr9ep 3 роки тому +1

    16:51 Temmie saves the Day agan

  • @TheKueiJin
    @TheKueiJin 3 роки тому +1

    "Game committed suicide." Epic.

  • @raymondkravitz2001
    @raymondkravitz2001 2 роки тому

    "Some friends to drive you insane."
    Excuse me G-Man, but people in general drive me insane.

  • @bassdemolitia
    @bassdemolitia 3 роки тому +1

    Game Wylder for Employee of the Month

    • @Beardieee
      @Beardieee 3 роки тому +2

      No, please don't suggest such erroneous ideas

    • @nomadsgalaxy
      @nomadsgalaxy 3 роки тому

      ❤️

  • @lukeskarda1780
    @lukeskarda1780 3 роки тому

    This guy uploads
    And there was much rejoicing.

  • @brianbeason6628
    @brianbeason6628 3 роки тому +1

    two words "Crouch Jump"

  • @snyder12367
    @snyder12367 3 роки тому

    This video has been brought to you by Mountain Dew. If you Do the Dew, you will live a full Half-Life.

  • @russellflemister393
    @russellflemister393 18 днів тому

    use to multi play with friends when half-life first came out man i'm old

  • @justalilchilly8501
    @justalilchilly8501 3 роки тому

    He starts humming portal randomly at the beginning lol

  • @Darkgun231
    @Darkgun231 2 роки тому

    You're a true madlad, good sir!

  • @noble2743
    @noble2743 3 роки тому +15

    This game is probably one of the best ngl

  • @MythicEgo
    @MythicEgo 3 роки тому

    I like how you were humming Still Alive in the beginning

  • @sweethomealabama6695
    @sweethomealabama6695 Рік тому

    I loved how he just says shit like
    'Barney gets killed by BDSM Ninjas' and more like if it was some kind of nagional geographic documantry

  • @robertbobert5763
    @robertbobert5763 3 роки тому +1

    First popcorn now hot pockets

  • @irishgerman98
    @irishgerman98 2 роки тому +2

    When the G-Man said he was gonna send you some friends to make you go insane, I immediately thought it was gonna turn into Half-Life VR but the AI is self aware lol

  • @slickcalf985
    @slickcalf985 3 роки тому +1

    he definitely put the cl_gibcount to 500

  • @zipster6393
    @zipster6393 3 роки тому

    Hello gordon!
    Stop attacking us!
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    im wounded, but I can go on
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @ChextheVes4451
    @ChextheVes4451 Рік тому

    1:01 You were humming a portal song.. still alive I think it was?

  • @masonalvarado6589
    @masonalvarado6589 3 роки тому

    *Sings like the commercial: Hooot Pockets!

  • @redranjer
    @redranjer 2 роки тому

    these videos are fun and intertaining. "TRUST ME"

  • @DeltaPhoenix180
    @DeltaPhoenix180 3 роки тому

    *Ears immediately perk up hearing the music flare from Homeworld Cataclysm*

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  3 роки тому +1

      Your ears are lying to you, that's not in the video.

  • @ThisIsTheEskimo
    @ThisIsTheEskimo 3 роки тому

    Peeper Puppies... Haven't heard that one in a minute lol

  • @Dukekabo0m09
    @Dukekabo0m09 2 роки тому

    6:54 the best soundtrack in the game!

  • @TheIOGuard
    @TheIOGuard 3 роки тому +4

    10/10 this is accurate

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  3 роки тому +6

      But you can't even watch it yet

    • @filmishit
      @filmishit 3 роки тому +3

      @@Williaso he's saving his spot

    • @justarandompersoniguess
      @justarandompersoniguess 3 роки тому +3

      @@Williaso that’s how accurate it is, you don’t even need to watch the video to know

  • @CommerciallyViableUsername
    @CommerciallyViableUsername 2 роки тому

    Cope and seethe, Mister Freeman.
    Cope and seethe

  • @JOZ3gC
    @JOZ3gC 3 роки тому

    Doctor Coomer:. Hello Gordon !

  • @FBSpark
    @FBSpark 3 роки тому

    That gman voice in the beginning

  • @manofcheese366
    @manofcheese366 Рік тому

    "Life is short."
    0:10 to 1:04

  • @Prophet_of_Colour
    @Prophet_of_Colour 3 роки тому

    "Fucking... Lamp", am I right?

  • @user-pu5vy5zt5b
    @user-pu5vy5zt5b 3 роки тому

    I guess Xen creatures phobia exists now

  • @jakedill1304
    @jakedill1304 2 роки тому

    Fun fact! Use the host time scale command to fast forward through unskippable cutscenes.. I like what they do and I like that they did them but every time you play it, especially this one you might want to go through it a little quick.. fortunately, thanks to the fact that this game is not modern, you have a console with commands that you can use.. not like Doom 2016 or the new Wolfenstein games where you have to get an executable that's been hacked in order to use the console commands.. you can use the console commands just as is! Host_timescale 0 to whatever number I'm sure there's a maximum.. I'm also pretty sure you can't go in reverse but I've never tried it but that would be kind of cool I just thought about.. that being said I do know a mod for Half-Life 2 that lets you do that.. so who knows.. important thing is, if you're locked in a train to start a new game and your OCD like me so you want to canonically go through the whole thing rather than just loading the level that starts the game pass the intro which you can also do.. fast forward time.. pretty sure that's a Carmack thing but it also kind of doesn't explain why no one can tell me how to get Doom 3 to run past 60 frames per second.. but I'll figure it out eventually.. unfortunately, the current knowledge that Google wants to give me is limited to people that think that if you visit cap your frame rate at 60.. that counts as running it faster than 60...
    The important thing is.. well the base game in its base form off of an old Sierra CD.. may not be able to do any of this in similar or functional way.. there are many options! And all of them need you to adjust the weapon fov and regular fov in order to have the same field of view perspective in widescreen, rather than cropping the screen.. which people that make videos on the internet don't seem to comprehend anymore.. but at the very least it's in the right aspect ratio.. I suppose I should be thankful for that.. but it feels like.. I feel like people that edit video should know these kinds of things for some reason.. Grandpa may not care and Grandpa's going to die soon anyways.. but you'd think Timmy would, because Timmy has access to video production software.. and publishes them in to public..
    Perhaps Timmy is one of those people that won't look at the controls in the menu or change any of the settings that he doesn't like, while still complaining about them.. and in all fairness, the most recent 2020 update to premiere pro actually doesn't list several of the important keys or let you bind them.. in fact they don't even list them in the PDF or anywhere on the Adobe website.. to learn what the basic mouse buttons do you have to go to Reddit.. and that's the last time I'll say something on Reddit actually has reasonable information.. because I think it might be the last actual useful information that is actually on Reddit go figure LOL..
    I'm not sure if this is 2004 knowledge, cuz that could actually make some sense given running things faster than that was complicated back then and expensive.. or if it's modern knowledge because people are stupider now and the internet no longer tells truths rather it tells whatever I felt like saying at the time but I'm going to answer all of these posts with something.. because, I'm helping! They needed to know that the reason that they can't run a 20 year old game is because their computers bad.. you're welcome!special thanks to discord and reddit for destroying the conversation or concept of conversation on the internet!

  • @nathanricci
    @nathanricci 2 роки тому +1

    Love the videos guys. Keep it up.
    Maybe RDR and RDR2? 🤷‍♂️

  • @wingjaigaming8240
    @wingjaigaming8240 3 роки тому +7

    I like this video! Will you also do A Completely Accurate Summary of Half Life 2?

  • @ooo4732
    @ooo4732 3 роки тому

    Can't wait for the premier to be over

  • @saibot1246
    @saibot1246 3 роки тому

    It's more an accurate summary of s-ven coop

  • @crabbowiththestabbo
    @crabbowiththestabbo 3 роки тому

    Williaso, in the flesh, or … rather in the hazmat suit.

  • @OrigionalCigarette
    @OrigionalCigarette 3 роки тому

    Im pushing to change Will's name to legally be "Mr.Bean"

  • @jesushernandez-dc7nq
    @jesushernandez-dc7nq 3 роки тому

    Hello gordon!

  • @CrackyCreates
    @CrackyCreates 3 роки тому

    I want gman to say " black messsa " in his voice

  • @joeyquigley8189
    @joeyquigley8189 3 роки тому

    has anyone noticed he's humming the Portal song during the train scene?

  • @TK-4174
    @TK-4174 2 роки тому +1

    0:46
    Still alive?

  • @pcruncher5627
    @pcruncher5627 3 роки тому

    Soooooo will went insane without friends to help him

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  3 роки тому

      Someone didn't watch the whole video

  • @LukeTheFantasticMii
    @LukeTheFantasticMii 3 роки тому

    half life but the Ai is extra players

  • @nexulis2717
    @nexulis2717 3 роки тому

    "Save the youtuber!" 🤣

  • @diego5262
    @diego5262 3 роки тому

    Science team is forever

  • @Semper_Fidelis_
    @Semper_Fidelis_ 3 роки тому

    No way he fucking did it

  • @sauceelf653
    @sauceelf653 2 роки тому

    I don’t remember any of that last bit, did I play a different game loo

  • @codyromrell6897
    @codyromrell6897 3 роки тому

    Alright take my sub.

  • @macoud12
    @macoud12 3 роки тому

    DON'T F**K WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM

  • @Badmunky64
    @Badmunky64 3 роки тому +2

    I get the feeling that this game didn't age very well.

    • @ethanium8405
      @ethanium8405 3 роки тому

      Yeah but I still had a lot of fun with it when I played it

  • @leaf1048
    @leaf1048 3 роки тому

    I gave a like just because of the g-man voice at the begining

  • @gamegeekz1
    @gamegeekz1 2 роки тому

    Gotta love sven coop half life am I right?

  • @DARX500
    @DARX500 3 роки тому +2

    Will you do HL2 with synergy?

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  3 роки тому +1

      Maaaaaaaaaaybe ;)

    • @DARX500
      @DARX500 3 роки тому

      nice, don't forget to check out the workshop, there is plenty of custom models to replace the default player models

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  3 роки тому +1

      @@DARX500 We'll probably stick with the default ones but we'll see.

  • @LongWolf1987
    @LongWolf1987 3 роки тому

    I want a level change shirt.

  • @FIGGYPWNS
    @FIGGYPWNS 3 роки тому

    Good choice for the game.

  • @alex2alven
    @alex2alven 3 роки тому +1

    Gotta do MK Ultra sometime!

  • @jairusdeleon8915
    @jairusdeleon8915 3 роки тому

    hey, it's Sven Coop