SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear d
Actual Cards: 0:12 "Metal Dragon" or "Red-Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon" 0:25 Some sort of fusion of "Swarm of Crows", "Rocket Arrow Express", and "Madolchepalooza" 0:42 "Summoning Swarm". There's also at least 10 individual bee/wasp cards. 1:06 "Ghost Beef" 1:30 "Marshmacaron" 1:54 "U.A. Playmaker" throwing "Madolche Hootcake's" hat at a building 2:24 Umm... "Instant Fusion" represents ramen noodles... they haven't really gone this far yet. 2:46 "Malicevorous Fork" 3:05 No pinto representation yet, but "Jerry Beans Man" is a fan favorite (and not the only sentient bean card) 3:26 "Javelin Beetle" is clearly clenching up as it prepares to rip a big one 3:53 and 3:59 "Worm Ugly"
I would totally buy a "booger wooger bugle boy" also OMG HES FROM COMPANY *B* SO IT COULD PAIR WITH THE B CARD FOR A DOUBLE ATTACK IS THAT HOW YU GI OH WORKS I HAVE NO CLUE
"What if we had an archetype that was just a bunch of sushi, but the sushi were shaped like different kinds of battleships, and you can combine the sushi together to create more powerful battleships"
Well I’m playing my bean card and my bean card can summon tootin scootin lil guy with his whole family and they can all beat you to death by farting on you after eating 4 pounds of beans
I've figured out why Gus is so good at making videos... he literally captures the pure essence of old youtube the kind of videos you'd watch laugh at and then go back to watch later and its still funny i dont know how else to explain that feeling. its like seeing a funny clip showing your friend at lunch in the library and then going home to watch it again and still thinking its hilarious
It's true! UA-cam used to be owned by creative kids back in the day. There wasn't even money to be made. People just wanted to make funny videos. Gus definitely captures that spirit.
You never see Thor and Sven in the same scene together because it is actually just one person who runs behind scenes around table while changing clothes, blonde and brow wig and glasses.
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear mat
@@AxxLAfriku I gotta be honest, I'm very confused as to how you found me again. This isn't the first time I've gotten a reply from you... And I don't have any advice unfortunately, it's an area I have experience in.
"It's a topdown view of a chinese takedown container and it's just OVERFLOWING with mayonnaise." It's so surreal and specific that I'm actually in tear right now.
There was a study that showed critical opinions drove more, not less creativity in highly productive teams. It obviously has a point where it gets toxic, but constructive criticism really does work.
"It's a bunch of bees.." Alright Battlewasps "Chinese take out containers overflowing with mayo" Mystic Wok alright "Let's take a fork.." Maliceverous Fork "It's a bean" Bean Soldier okay
@@lbomb25 my boy, jerry beans man, is the best card out of the whole 10k. Just the fact that he was just "jelly beans man" until the localisation team heard some Japanese people say the name makes him top tier
@@CAMSLAYER13 Man, screw Jerry Bean's Man. He would be killed by my boy Skull servant. Skull servant is THE most powerful yugioh card out there. Skull servant is so powerful, the Egyptian God cards worship him, Exodia fears him and Venominaga is his pet.
Every time they say “dray-gon” instead of “dragon” it reminds me that they’re midwestern despite Gus looking southern, Sven looking Californian and Thor looking Bostonite
Nah Gus is 110% pure Wisconsin. If he was any more Wisconsin he'd be at a Bucks game wearing a Badgers jersey, with a PBR in each hand and one of those cheese head hat things, watching the Packers game on his phone with his Harley parked outside
Every suggestion he makes sounds more like a Yu-Gi-Oh card than the last. Edit: I'm gonna list off some actual Yu-Gi-Oh cards now: It's a burger with teeth, and a Japanese flag on it. It's called Hungry Burger. It's a tongue monster with teeth and a claw for a foot. It's called Tongue Twister. It's a Bee, and it's called Bee List Solider. It's a house constructed out of adhesive tape. It's called House of Adhesive Tape. It's a self portrait. It's called Twin Long Rods. Look it up.
Gus I don’t know how you consistently hit the mark as often as you do. Even your less popular videos you’ve released recently have been nailing it in key moments. This one is so spot on. It’s the first time I’ve laughed in a few days, thank you!
Just want to remind everyone that Hungry Burger, a large burger with giant sharp teeth, is a real Ritual Summon YuGiOh card that is summoned by the spell Hamburger Recipe.
Gagagoogeegagegoagoo a 3 star monster card where its text is "when this card enters the field, you may say this card's name 5 times fast. If you succeed, your opponent must do the same. If they can't, they lose the game"
In the anime it’s like: “This is Kuribo, a puked out hairball. He can destroy a god the size of a mountain.” edit: also this comment section got messed up...
Honestly, as someone who never watched the series as a kid, trying to watch a single episode as an adult is an experience that’s somewhere between having a stroke and reading a young-adult novel that was translated into Russian and then back to English by someone who barely speaks either language. In other words, what the holy fuck.
@@disappointed8759 im not begging for views. Im begging for people to laugh. This year has been shit And I want people to be happy again. So that's why I'm commenting on this. I know you shouldn't be self promoting. But it takes 4 years for a person to get 100 subs.... its crazy. But im tryjng to tell people I exist and that I want to help them. Im sorry you took that the wrong way😔
Look at the clock. They literally spent a half hour riffing out random crap for Yu-Gi-Oh cards instead of writing down a list a reading them off. That's why I love the Johnson bros.
0:29 Raidraptors? And their Rank-up Magic is the pie maybe? 0:41 Battlewasps! 1:04 H-HungryBurger? 1:29 Genex... in a parking lot. 1:54 U.A 2:22 I have no idea here 2:45 Oh my God. That's Malicevorous 3:05 Jerry Beans Man. Obviously 3:28 Naturia Beetle? Inzektor Beetle? 3:49 I also have no idea here. 3:53 Worm Ugly 3:58 Cup Meatball Cayenne
"What if we had a big ol' slab of meatloaf smothered in texas gravy, and it was just sitting in an abandoned Walmart parking lot?" someone get me this card, NOW
@@merpuffedy yeah, I just watched one of your videos. Not bad. I think that you will be really good in the future if you keep practicing- there's definitely something there for your comedy, it just looks a lil awkward rn
I was waiting for Gus to finish with "Since you like Thor's idea so much I just came up with a cooler one, it's a white dragon but the eyes are blue and it shoots lightning." or something and then Sven would just rubber stamp it like "I love it! Let's make it stronger than the Red Eyes Black Metal one" xD
@@BlursedSYNthesis that is true but the problem with ygo dragons is how derivative they are I feel like there are 5 templates for how dragons should look Like and they repeat them all the time.
There's a Yu-Gi-Oh card called 'An Unfortunate Report' and when you play it all it does is cause your opponent to perform their next battle phase twice. Now I don't play Yu-Gi-Oh, but I can't possibly fathom what kind of wildly niche situation this card would be good for, and how the player would know they were about to face that specific wildly niche situation.
Is it a trap card? I could see it being useful with magic cylinder where somebody attacks you and they have to do it 2x then take 2x as much LP from the magic cylinder
Magic cylinder only works once in that it's not a continuous trap card, when you use it, it's gone. However, there are literally thousands of cards and some could definitely utilize a second battle phase if the deck is built for it and have cards such as Magic Cylinder that punishes you for attacking, your opponent would likely be forcing you to attack with some magic, trap, or monster effect, otherwise it would be obvious that it's a trap and you would end the second battle phase immediately without attacking. It might be a niche strategy, sounds like an irritating strategy.
There are cards that forces all your opponents monsters to battle and their are cards like Yubel that won’t die but inflict all the damage to the opponent instead
Fun fact: there are 3 cards that can make a battle phase happen twice. Thanks to these three, there are 1000+ cards that say "during *each* battle phase" instead of "during the battle phase".
I can’t tell if this is a satire on how wacky the cards are, or just a joke about a guy making wacky cards. I don’t know the cards in the game well enough to tell
There are some very weird cards, some of which are referenced here. There is literally a card named Bean Soldier. Among other cards. It's. Odd, to say to least
I love that this starts as a brainstorming session, and then apparently they have to get these ideas to the printers immediately even though they're just ideas and no pictures are drawn.
Speaking as an illustrator who worked as a graphic designer in a printers for years, Yu-gi-oh cards DO look like they were designed at the printers right before print though.
This makes me feel so much better about the numerous times in college that I paid for my broke friend's food and then he went to Target and bought two packs of Yu-gi-oh cards.
i have a bunch more of ideas so yu gi oh please contact me on twitter @Gusbuckets
Okay boomer
piggy banking of the fact that logan paul started doing card videos. SMH Gus!
Very epic
Love u
Hi
The funny thing is that Thor is describing Monster cards, but all of Gus's ideas could easily be spell cards
🚭🗿🏴☠️🎟
Woah
Some of Gus's cards could be real. I used to have a Madolche deck and they remind me of them
I make skits just like Gus johnson, you should check them out.
Thomas Vieira that is the joke
The most feared yugioh card, Aunt Bee
Wassup Danj
Added to wishlist. ITS TIME TO GET THE MILK
Sup
Karlson vid
Dani
Merely imagining these cards has sent me to the shadow realm.
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear d
WATCH MY VIDEOS !! DADDY CHILLL
This comment thread gives children PSTDs.
I know what I said.
Lin Kuei Dragon we all know what you said and no one regrets it
The thing is is I can still envision like all of them
"Whats the most poop you've ever seen" I'm gonna throw that sentence into my daily life
I laughed harder than I have in a long time at this one
Probably the one elvis died sculpting
😆😆😆
good luck
@@bigdripleaf9864 I literally could not breath after this line
sven just had to believe in the heart of the cards
HOLY
It's not the card, it's how you use it (this also applies for other stuff)
Excellent
Ah I see, a fellow moist man
Instead he believed in the fart of the cards
*Can't stop this tootin' scootin' little guy*
The legend
Jon ur vids are awesome
You guys should check out the skits that I make, Its my dream to make it one day.
Ayeee
They need to make a Jon Sudano ripping off a guys arms and playing drums with it card
"What if we had a burger except it eats YOU" Hungy Burger
Why so many verified people here
The “things with teeth” series of cards were one of my favorites. Such as Bite Shoes
In America u eat burger in Yu-Gi-Oh burger eats you
Crazy hamburger
Kurger Bing.
My grandma would call Speg a "pickle who hasn't found his jar yet".
Hey, that'd make a great YuGiOh card.
Sounds about right. I grew up collecting these and I stopped right around the time when they started listening to the dude in the hat
yo my man DØVYDAS
Your verified so I will reply for clout
Hi Døvydas 🎸
His name is Speg and his ideas are better than yours
Can you play Purple Rain?
Actual Cards:
0:12 "Metal Dragon" or "Red-Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon"
0:25 Some sort of fusion of "Swarm of Crows", "Rocket Arrow Express", and "Madolchepalooza"
0:42 "Summoning Swarm". There's also at least 10 individual bee/wasp cards.
1:06 "Ghost Beef"
1:30 "Marshmacaron"
1:54 "U.A. Playmaker" throwing "Madolche Hootcake's" hat at a building
2:24 Umm... "Instant Fusion" represents ramen noodles... they haven't really gone this far yet.
2:46 "Malicevorous Fork"
3:05 No pinto representation yet, but "Jerry Beans Man" is a fan favorite (and not the only sentient bean card)
3:26 "Javelin Beetle" is clearly clenching up as it prepares to rip a big one
3:53 and 3:59 "Worm Ugly"
Thank you !!!
They’re on point
I was hoping mystic tomato or hungry burger would get referenced
Oh my god are you telling me that they actually looked at weird Yu Gi Oh cards?
@@jc8153 I doubt it, more so that there are 10k+ cards, which covers just about anything they could arbitrarily come up with
As someone who has never played yu gi oh, I feel like I would buy the Chinese takeout box full of mayo card to use in a tournament.
Oh oh! Mayo!
Gus has been my greatest inspiration. And I want to be like him. I even do short skits like him. Can you guys take a look?🥰😇
@@merpuffedy no
@@merpuffedy piss
I would totally buy a "booger wooger bugle boy" also OMG HES FROM COMPANY *B* SO IT COULD PAIR WITH THE B CARD FOR A DOUBLE ATTACK IS THAT HOW YU GI OH WORKS I HAVE NO CLUE
"What if we had an archetype that was just a bunch of sushi, but the sushi were shaped like different kinds of battleships, and you can combine the sushi together to create more powerful battleships"
Hey. Thats my favorite archetype, don't my disrespect my Suships.
Ah yes, the railway archetype
@@nanodose No... The Suship archetype
@@Medbread It's a joke about how Railway has boats in it even though it's supposed to be the train archetype
"We either put in a space cowboy or a ninja pirate card."
"Why not combine the two?"
SHHHHH i'm currently in talks with Netflix about an animated series called "Space Pirate, Ninja Cowboy".
What Shinichiro Watanabe anime is this?
@@MoXy33 Captain Harlock gets in a transporter accident with Clay from Xiaolin Showdown
I mean, we got the wizard of oz and star wars in one archetype.
"See you space ninja pirate cowboy"
Gus is like that one kid in class who raises their hands, just so they can talk.
Found waldo
Oh god those kids.
I'm gonna be with Josh on this one.
Honestly somehow better than the kids who'd raise their hands to read, but, in fact, were incapable of reading.
@@MongoLikeBeer I hated that, nobody wants to hear those people try to spell a word for 20 seconds
“I summon the UhOh Mayo!”
“Aha, you’ve activated my trap card. I play Can’t stop this tootin scootin pootin guy”.
Can't. My Chinese Takeout Bin Filled With Mayo prevents poop effects from activating
Well my meatloaf covered in gravy in a Walmart parking lot overpowers your "UhOh Mayo"
Well I’m playing my bean card and my bean card can summon tootin scootin lil guy with his whole family and they can all beat you to death by farting on you after eating 4 pounds of beans
Well I use the B card and now you beetle is mine and it has been renamed B
😆 my swarm of bees can easily demolish and counter you mayo
I've figured out why Gus is so good at making videos... he literally captures the pure essence of old youtube the kind of videos you'd watch laugh at and then go back to watch later and its still funny i dont know how else to explain that feeling. its like seeing a funny clip showing your friend at lunch in the library and then going home to watch it again and still thinking its hilarious
That’s literally just tomska
@@aneurinraynor9363 man each has their charm and I absolutely love them. Off to watch some tomska i guess
It's true! UA-cam used to be owned by creative kids back in the day. There wasn't even money to be made. People just wanted to make funny videos. Gus definitely captures that spirit.
@@aneurinraynor9363 Ryan George also
for me it was the creed barton sigma male vid
gus' vids are damn close tho
I kid you not, there is a card named “House of Adhesive Tape.” All of Speg’s ideas are legit
SPEG
HOW DARE YOU MISSPEAK OF SPEGS NAME
My dad sang it to Rising Sun as a joke once. I was too young to get it.
Then there's Magical something
And don't forget "Obese Marmot of Nefariousness".
You never see Thor and Sven in the same scene together because it is actually just one person who runs behind scenes around table while changing clothes, blonde and brow wig and glasses.
Wow I never would have guessed , how informative and insightful!
Aye man i do skits like gus. Im trying to make the world laugh🥰
"Big ole Meatloaf in the Wal-Mart Parking Lot"
Hungry Burger: "Finally, a worthy opponent!"
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear mat
@@AxxLAfriku I gotta be honest, I'm very confused as to how you found me again. This isn't the first time I've gotten a reply from you... And I don't have any advice unfortunately, it's an area I have experience in.
Matthew Fera The perfect couple doesn’t exis-
"It's a topdown view of a chinese takedown container and it's just OVERFLOWING with mayonnaise." It's so surreal and specific that I'm actually in tear right now.
"We can call it 'Uh Oh Mayo'"
“Like, it’s just got too much mayo in it”
"Instant Fusion"
the card you are looking for.
if only salvador dali could paint this
Ah yes I am also very much actually in tear.
No idea is a bad idea when you're brainstorming
Were you watching?? 😂
Yo what's going on Ross? :D
- Belle Delphine
There was a study that showed critical opinions drove more, not less creativity in highly productive teams. It obviously has a point where it gets toxic, but constructive criticism really does work.
Brainstorming add it to the list
"Look at these dancing monogamous forks"
"That's too long of a title"
*"Conduction Warrior Linear Magnum Plus Minus" has entered the chat*
Laughs in Super Anti Kaiju War Machine Mecha Dogoran
Laughs in interplanetarypurplythorny dragon
VWXYZ DRAGON CATAPULT CANNON
What about this idea, Endymion the Mighty Master of Magic
CWXYZ COMICS HERO LEGEND ARTHUR
I love those moments when everyone laughed unplanned, it just makes your videos so more natural and funny
You forgot "literally just a galaxy" and "slightly purpler galaxy"
😂😂😂
You win
You guys should check out my skits that I make, they will surely not disappoint
"It's a bunch of bees.." Alright Battlewasps
"Chinese take out containers overflowing with mayo" Mystic Wok alright
"Let's take a fork.." Maliceverous Fork
"It's a bean" Bean Soldier okay
No the bean is the all powerful jerry beans man
whats the most poop youve ever seen
@@lbomb25 my boy, jerry beans man, is the best card out of the whole 10k. Just the fact that he was just "jelly beans man" until the localisation team heard some Japanese people say the name makes him top tier
@Rita,23 y.o !!! I WANT S Е Х !!! OPEN My CANAL ! holy shit, what a name
@@CAMSLAYER13 Man, screw Jerry Bean's Man. He would be killed by my boy Skull servant. Skull servant is THE most powerful yugioh card out there. Skull servant is so powerful, the Egyptian God cards worship him, Exodia fears him and Venominaga is his pet.
Gus breaking character is honestly the funniest thing ever, especially how it always cuts afterwards
Lmfao the two bots with almost the same name and pfp combo. Nice try.
I love thay they kept so many breaks in this video, it made it even better
I love how you explained the comedy
I make skits like Gus johnson, my content is 🔥 You should check it out.
😊😛😯
People who don't play Yugioh: "What the hell is this, I don't understand the point of this video."
People who play Yugioh: "Is this a documentary?"
Never played Yugioh but i understood the punch line lmao
Hungry Burger
Enough said
I am legally obliged to not like this video
@@youreadopted3960 same
@@youreadopted3960 same broo
Every time they say “dray-gon” instead of “dragon” it reminds me that they’re midwestern despite Gus looking southern, Sven looking Californian and Thor looking Bostonite
Nah Gus is 110% pure Wisconsin. If he was any more Wisconsin he'd be at a Bucks game wearing a Badgers jersey, with a PBR in each hand and one of those cheese head hat things, watching the Packers game on his phone with his Harley parked outside
I'm from the Midwest and I've never said that, these people are crazy
How.. how else do you say it?? Is it not Dray-gon? Have I been midwestern washed??
Im not even from the US and I see both of those and they look the same.
Callum Lambkin you forgot the part where he’s always yelling about how Michigan’s UP is ‘rightful Wisconsin clay’.
t. Michigander
"What's the most poop you've ever seen?"
"I don't like this card already, I'm gonna be real with you"
Killed me
Brooke Clements same
Every suggestion he makes sounds more like a Yu-Gi-Oh card than the last.
Edit: I'm gonna list off some actual Yu-Gi-Oh cards now:
It's a burger with teeth, and a Japanese flag on it. It's called Hungry Burger.
It's a tongue monster with teeth and a claw for a foot. It's called Tongue Twister.
It's a Bee, and it's called Bee List Solider.
It's a house constructed out of adhesive tape. It's called House of Adhesive Tape.
It's a self portrait. It's called Twin Long Rods. Look it up.
wow, i thought you were joking with the last one
Omg I thought you were kidding but nope 😂
Tbf, there's over 10,000 cards. Not every one is going to be a winner.
House of Adhesive Tape, my favorite
How are you able to see me? I do not consent lol
I love that this was all done on a whim. They didn't even edit out when they break character to laugh and it makes the video so great.
Gus’s character not bringing his own mic to the sketch is so meta and I love it
It's because sven kept putting out his cigarettes on Gus's mic cord
Gus I don’t know how you consistently hit the mark as often as you do. Even your less popular videos you’ve released recently have been nailing it in key moments. This one is so spot on. It’s the first time I’ve laughed in a few days, thank you!
"first time I've laughed in a few days"... Sorry to hear man keep your head up
I also came to leave a supportive comment. Finding things that still bring you laughter is so important! Hope things get better for you soon 🙂
I make skits just like Gus Johnson, you guys should check them out, They will definitely make you laugh.
He believes in the heart of the cowboy hat
Sven was so polite, respectful, and realistic towards this absolute maniac
CAN’T STOP THIS TOOTIN’ SCOOTIN’ LITTLE GUY
I absolutely adore how gus is just barely containing himself in this one! Glad to see the boys together.
"Beans are faerie type." - That's the stuff they do not teach you in school.
Hot dogs are not made of dogs, regardless of what they teach you in school. Imma stick with you guys
also fish are rock type (card name soul eater)
Trapped.by Busch's beans
Well in yugioh its Fairy
@@Mgoblagulkablong soul eater is a fish type
The Dragon is a terrible idea, it would never work
Aye man I do skits like gus does. And hes been my idol. Can you guys check out my skits some time?😇
@@merpuffedy no
@@mrdonut3382 denied 😂
puffer puffer no
How about Dragon waifus? Imagine dragons but sexy and anthropomorphic and just for the hell of it, let's make em maids and butlers. That could work.
i thought that this was sven playing two characters until i realized that they had a brother named thor who is indentical to sven if he wore a wig
The scary thing is that the bee card basically exists....
I'm trying to be like gus in the future. I do skits like him
@@merpuffedy k but why are you saying that in a reply to some dude's comment
So does the bean and the beetle that looks like it’s farting.
Just want to remind everyone that Hungry Burger, a large burger with giant sharp teeth, is a real Ritual Summon YuGiOh card that is summoned by the spell Hamburger Recipe.
And is a warrior type
Wow... What did they put in that burger?
@@gigamilk6981 I literally didn't know that. I thought it was beast type
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 most likely ham
They coulda made it a plant or fiend, but no.
Gagagoogeegagegoagoo a 3 star monster card where its text is "when this card enters the field, you may say this card's name 5 times fast. If you succeed, your opponent must do the same. If they can't, they lose the game"
Looks like the sex bots accept your challenge.
the fact that 'gagaga' monsters do exist in yugioh makes this 10x better.
Literally something that happened in the show: ua-cam.com/video/csFOiLEpk9k/v-deo.html
There does exist the giga gagageego card so there's that
You say this, but there's literally a group of monsters in the game called "Gagaga"
“It could just be the bean card.”
*Jerry Beans Man did not like that.*
Some of these ideas are WAY better than actual Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. 😂
Do you have any card ideas cimo, also hearthstone cards in Yu-Gi-Oh could be a thing.
He described Malicevrous fork, sylvan peacekeeper, and dissolverrock.
Yoooo Cimoooooooo!!!! Where’s Doug?
That's the charm in a way. If you wanted sanity you'd play Magic the Gathering.
they have an entire archetype focused on dust bunnies.
And they can kill you in one hit!
"So how about a buncha people, and they're just runnin' about.
I would call it 'People Running About' and it'll sell like a quadrillion units."
Lmao
We could make scores of shillings
Gus johnson is one of the people I look up too in the UA-cam game, I make skits just like him. You should check them out.
Make sure you remind people how much the government hates them, make another one but called "Oppressed People"
I own that card. It's so stupid and I love it
2019: Gus - mustache, Sven - clean shaven, Thor - no facial hair yet.
2020: Gus - goatee, Sven - mustache, Thor - clean shaven.
2021: Gus - full beard, Sven - goatee, Thor - mustache.
I'm calling it.
Oatmeal
Subscribe to Chair Man I agree
@@flup1303 and oatmeal?
2022: ???
2023: Profit
Gustache
This is currently my favorite video from you guys. Can we get a second brain storm session? Maybe Pokémon cards.
the chandelier card
A big bunch of q tips stuck together. It's a poison ghost type
Magic wouldn’t be bad either...
@@smilesfordays I second this
No, Pokémon sucks
In the anime it’s like: “This is Kuribo, a puked out hairball. He can destroy a god the size of a mountain.”
edit: also this comment section got messed up...
Oatmeal
I do short skits like gus. And hess been my idol. Can you guys check them out?🥰😇
@@merpuffedy begging for views won't take you anywhere
Honestly, as someone who never watched the series as a kid, trying to watch a single episode as an adult is an experience that’s somewhere between having a stroke and reading a young-adult novel that was translated into Russian and then back to English by someone who barely speaks either language.
In other words, what the holy fuck.
@@disappointed8759 im not begging for views. Im begging for people to laugh. This year has been shit And I want people to be happy again. So that's why I'm commenting on this. I know you shouldn't be self promoting. But it takes 4 years for a person to get 100 subs.... its crazy. But im tryjng to tell people I exist and that I want to help them. Im sorry you took that the wrong way😔
Look at the clock. They literally spent a half hour riffing out random crap for Yu-Gi-Oh cards instead of writing down a list a reading them off. That's why I love the Johnson bros.
I want an uncut version now
“Ummm, what’s the most poop you’ve ever seen?”
Dang that is a powerful question 😂
yeah, it's called arcana force
A lot and it was mine.
Never ask someone in the medical field this question because they know the exact answer and have no trouble telling you in detail lol
I was constipated that one time...
Ever been to an inner city dog park?
My opponent: *lays down all five pieces of Exodia*
Me: *Plays Aunt Bee in attack mode*
I win.
"A bowl of cereal balancing uncomfortably close to the edge of the coffee table and a raccoon is trying to claw its way in through your screen door"
that's just a regular Tuesday night
Fur Hire
Big "That Grass Looks Greener" energy
Wha type is that?
I imagine its a trap card
Bee card is especially powerful when you consider Bea Arthur is included there.
Hey man your gonna like the skits I do. You should def check it out man😇
These suggestions aren’t even as weird as some of the actual cards.
I do skits like our man gus. If you have the time can you check it out?😇🥰
@@merpuffedy no i dont have the time
@@user-hh7mo6mj1j bruh
@@user-hh7mo6mj1j 😪
@@merpuffedy maybe next time
Speg is the key to all of this, he’s a funnier character than we’ve ever had before.
0:29 Raidraptors? And their Rank-up Magic is the pie maybe?
0:41 Battlewasps!
1:04 H-HungryBurger?
1:29 Genex... in a parking lot.
1:54 U.A
2:22 I have no idea here
2:45 Oh my God. That's Malicevorous
3:05 Jerry Beans Man. Obviously
3:28 Naturia Beetle? Inzektor Beetle?
3:49 I also have no idea here.
3:53 Worm Ugly
3:58 Cup Meatball Cayenne
@2:22 Mystik Wok except I think he meant from the bottom view.
Someone should edit the cards into the corner of the video
My God
0:29 Polymerization.
Raidraptor actually makes sense, somebody needs to reupload this but with pictures of the cards he's referencing
"that name is too long think simpler"
Laughs in *Interplanetarypurplythorny Dragon*
*Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Evening Twilight* : Pathetic.
@@somerandomhoovymain4251 Thorny
Oh
Laughs in D/D/D super doom king purple armageddon
There must be like some sort of translation error with some of these cards. Why tf did they have to add purply and thorny haha
Yugioh cards were clearly made for the grease master, Charles White.
#1 hunger games actor
@@leekguitar #1 Hollywood actor.
@@leekguitar And the greatest crokinole commentator
this is the greatest comment of all time
chess grandmaster
i visualise gus's ideas on cards and its feels like they are all actually there
"Uh-oh Mayo" feels like an actual Yugioh card
Mystic Wok
@Reuben Z. Clitz
It's yugioh so it'll be a synchro that can special summon anything from the grave
@Reuben Z. Clitz
Shit my bad, been a long time since I played yugioh, I meant tuner monster
@Reuben Z. Clitz
Wait what? That second sentence was incoherent
Danger!Mayo!
If I don’t get an ”Uh - Oh - Mayo! ”card by Christmas im fucking suing.
The uncontained laughter in these skits gives me life.
"What if it was just like Donovan McNabb throwing a football?"
'That's a Football Card, they exist.'
i counter your blue eyes with my donovan mcnabb
Gus looks like if Arby’s was a person
I laughed so hard at this I lost a little boogie woogie
Bob Saget It’s true tho! Homey looks like he should be twirling an Arby’s sign on the streets of Albuquerque
We have the beans
AzureLazure hahaha 😆
it's him
he is arby
I work at Bush’s Beans. Can confirm that every bean is actually a fairy trapped by Bush himself
Your beans a incredible!
“Still, like I don’t understand the power of the B card...”
Me: *Foolish mortal, you know not the power you speak of...*
I'm trying to be like gus in future. I make short skits like he does. Can yall check it out if you have the time?😇🥰 AND NO. IM NOT A BOT
@@merpuffedy no offense (please take full offense to this) youre pathetic rn. very pathetic.
Every kind of b thats op af
@@jussadoodthatpostbadstuff3871 lmao
🅱
i could literally watch an hour long version of this video
"What about an angry meatball?"
I mean there is Mystic Tomato.
If you're not familiar look it up. That'd be 1 magically mean spaghetti sauce.
Don't forget the "Inmato" archetype, themed around tomatoes that are in prison, or "Interceptomato," a tomato with a football helmet.
When i was 4 my brother gave me that card now thats the dirst thing i think of when someone says yugoo
Paskhettimerization spell is required for fusion
@@cactusguy4363 I thought you were BS'ing us....
Research confirms these are in fact, Real Cards.
Nibiru is what I think of when he said throwing meat ball
Alternative title: My mother records our family dinner
😂
Lol
As someone who plays yugioh there’s literally a card for anything you can think of
The OCG literally has a card about potatoes sitting on a sofa eating crisps
And dear god the amount of mushroom related cards
Is there a card that has a hairy chicken laying eggs with grenades in inside that it spits at the bad guys
@@jeffbezos2960 yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Cockadoodledoo
@@Jay-_-V-_-V Oh my God lol
googoo gagaga bababoey light magician
I love how they keep some of the bloopers and improvisations in here
UA-cam is really getting comfortable with double unskippable 15 second ads.
facts
You should get comfortable with adblock then, punish bad marketing and design or it'll just get worse with time.
how did you think it would look like it was 73 years ago but youtube was made like 15 years ago or something
@@Mintbeef If you adblock then it'll get worse faster
get adblock and youtube vanced on your phone (completely free app that lets you watch ad free and listen to yt in the background)
"What if we had a big ol' slab of meatloaf smothered in texas gravy, and it was just sitting in an abandoned Walmart parking lot?"
someone get me this card, NOW
I made a field spell for the meatloaf archetype even though there's other things I should be doing i.imgur.com/a12Qqyw.png
MEATLOAF CARD
MEATLOAF CARD
@@Brandd1 the dedication. Wow. You have earned my respect.
In Yu-Gi-Oh, a farting beetle card would probably beat a dragon, the logic is just whatever you want it to be.
man-eater bug: *sweats nervously*
Furry football negates god dragons attack... i love this
laughs in *_Weather Report_*
@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! Oh, goody. Holographic meatloaf again!
“What’s the most poop you’ve ever seen” I’m dying lmao.
new Gus content let's gooo
Yo magik mike is here
I do short skits like gus. And hes been my biggest idol. Can you guys check them out if you have a chance?😇🥰
@@merpuffedy yeah, I just watched one of your videos. Not bad. I think that you will be really good in the future if you keep practicing- there's definitely something there for your comedy, it just looks a lil awkward rn
nice magik mike, make more Radiohead videos
Top ten metals in metallica number one copper
Huh, I rather expected it go like this
"So I have this idea for a dragon..."
"Okay, sold, let's do it 50 times"
I was waiting for Gus to finish with "Since you like Thor's idea so much I just came up with a cooler one, it's a white dragon but the eyes are blue and it shoots lightning." or something and then Sven would just rubber stamp it like "I love it! Let's make it stronger than the Red Eyes Black Metal one" xD
Aye man you've been my biggest idol, and I was wondering if you could wacth my short skits🥰
@@BlursedSYNthesis that is true but the problem with ygo dragons is how derivative they are
I feel like there are 5 templates for how dragons should look Like and they repeat them all the time.
Penguinz0: "I'll take your entire stock"
Hahah hey Kieran I'm trying to be like gus when I grow up. I even make skits like him. When you get the chance can you pleese watch them?🥰🥰
@@merpuffedy too desperate tone it down chief
If I could double like this comment I would
Penguinz0 isn’t that good of a yugituber
Bonk Conk lmao he just likes collecting cards youre thinking too hard about it
There's a Yu-Gi-Oh card called 'An Unfortunate Report' and when you play it all it does is cause your opponent to perform their next battle phase twice.
Now I don't play Yu-Gi-Oh, but I can't possibly fathom what kind of wildly niche situation this card would be good for, and how the player would know they were about to face that specific wildly niche situation.
Is it a trap card? I could see it being useful with magic cylinder where somebody attacks you and they have to do it 2x then take 2x as much LP from the magic cylinder
Magic cylinder only works once in that it's not a continuous trap card, when you use it, it's gone. However, there are literally thousands of cards and some could definitely utilize a second battle phase if the deck is built for it and have cards such as Magic Cylinder that punishes you for attacking, your opponent would likely be forcing you to attack with some magic, trap, or monster effect, otherwise it would be obvious that it's a trap and you would end the second battle phase immediately without attacking.
It might be a niche strategy, sounds like an irritating strategy.
There are cards that forces all your opponents monsters to battle and their are cards like Yubel that won’t die but inflict all the damage to the opponent instead
Fun fact: there are 3 cards that can make a battle phase happen twice. Thanks to these three, there are 1000+ cards that say "during *each* battle phase" instead of "during the battle phase".
probably played in junction with something like enemy controller so you control your opponents turn.
I don’t allow the end to say “subscribe for more garbage.”
Because this- this is the thing we all need right now
I do skits like gus. And I want to be like him. All I ask is if you have some time today, can you check out my vids?😇🥰
As a veteran Ygo player, this is too damn accurate.
I can’t tell if this is a satire on how wacky the cards are, or just a joke about a guy making wacky cards. I don’t know the cards in the game well enough to tell
There are some very weird cards, some of which are referenced here. There is literally a card named Bean Soldier. Among other cards. It's. Odd, to say to least
th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.Gq8-TO76ixK06PtcqpTykgHaKv?pid=Api&rs=1
This is a very old card. Things have only gotten crazier since then.
its accurate.
Sushi Battleships
2:23 the way he says overflowing gets me
Donovan McNabb could toss a mean pancake, man.
He should have suggested a card called “Interplanetarypurplythorny dragon” but maybe that would have been a little too dumb.
i became speechless when i googled that
aw jee yeah that would be *too* crazy they would *never* make that
I own that card, have since I was 9
SHIT I HAVE THAT CARD
loved the show as a kid, but the game made NO fucking sense
just add eye at the end and sudddenly you have yourself the hot new dragon archetype, the interplanetarypurplythorny eyes dragon
Yugi: is about to lose
Also Yugi: pulls the *yugi must win card and does a speech*
Ahhaha broo your gonna love the skits I do
No he pulls out the tootin scootin pootin lil guy card
puffer puffer everyone with half a brain be like no
This has nothing to do with the video other than *Yugioh*
I love when Gus says “pretty much” or “pretty good”
Damn, y'all filmed a lot of stuff back in Wisconsin... Johnson family gatherings must be a firepit of inspiration!
there's literally cards called "people running about" and "weird friendship"
I can't find the weird friendship card? Maybe it's translated differently in English?
@@briannamcfarland5974 There are "Friendship" cards, but none with "Weird" in the name.
@@briannamcfarland5974 it's the first image if you Google it
@@cybzer0560 yes there is, google weird friendship yugioh
@@vabp8985 It's not a real card... That image was posted on DeviantArt
“Booger wooger bugle boy” broke me
“Well my name is Speg so I have better ideas”😆
I can confirm that this is exactly how Yu-Gi-Oh cards were designed.
who are you
are you the ceo
You should check out my skits, I make content like Gus Johnson, you should check it out
👀😄😋
Should have rebutted with: 'We don't need to sell them when they are buying booster packs".
Hey man your going to love the skits I do 🥰😇
“Big O’ Meatloaf in the Walmart Parking Lot.” That isn’t a terrible idea!
I love that this starts as a brainstorming session, and then apparently they have to get these ideas to the printers immediately even though they're just ideas and no pictures are drawn.
Speaking as an illustrator who worked as a graphic designer in a printers for years, Yu-gi-oh cards DO look like they were designed at the printers right before print though.
You activated my “rootin tootin scootin poopin” trap card
A Yugioh card but it's the number that identifies you for the rest of your life and you can't open a bank account or buy a home without it
Wait.
Shit...
My old middle school Yu-Gi-Oh card collection is not complete without that “Uh oh mayo!” card
Only if you already have hungry hamburger
Do you have Mystic Wok and Hungry Burger?
@@Sillimant_ yes
This makes me feel so much better about the numerous times in college that I paid for my broke friend's food and then he went to Target and bought two packs of Yu-gi-oh cards.