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I am from Ohio and I can tell you that has to be the biggest rivalry in college football. When someone ask you in Ohio who’s the biggest bitch in Michigan is your answer should be Miss Ann Harbor. Yeah I know it’s cheesy but that’s what we say. But we also kind of dread it when Ohio State wins against Michigan because that’s when Columbus Ohio gets trashed in the aftermath. Looks like a war zone. I was in Columbus once working and I was told in the fourth quarter that I should leave soon and go back to Dayton because once the game is over with all hell will break loose.. I thought my staff was just kidding with me. But as the clock tick down, they were dead serious. So once I knew we were gonna win the game I left and it’s a good thing I did because they shut down all the roads an hour after I leftwith burning cars and drunk college students losing their minds in the streets, throwing rocks setting cars of fire over turning stuff it was like a riot over winning. Which I could never understand writing because you won.
@VantasStrider College Football. Florida State went undefeated this year and were left out of the playoffs for the championship, which is unprecedented for any school of similar football status of Florida State.
@@ReAnimatedOreo Denying a woman with a septic miscarriage an "abortion" to save her life is Murder. Besides, "My Body, My Choice" yes? If you refused to mask up, which I hope you're not one of those self-centered types, your hypocrisy is showing. I voted YES on all 3 props in '22, I fear nothing. (Except another GOP majority government, because they'll try and kill me.)
😢 “Republicans in the Ohio state legislature are threatening to strip state courts of their authority to review cases related to Issue 1, the ballot measure approved by voters that established a right to abortion in the state constitution.” - Melissa Quinn for CBS News.
The ironic part is that they're claiming the courts are biased. Like you are politicians that resemble the extreme of a certain side, courts can be messed up but if anyone has the biggest bias it's you guys
Republicans have been told 6 TIMES to make a fair voting map. The court has turned down EVERY MAP THAT'S BEEN TURNED IN... THEY TURNED IN THE SAME GERRYMANDERED MAP TWICE..... GOP DGAF about LAWS, COURTS, PEOPLE'S RIGHTS ETC.... Look at GYM JORDAN, talk about protecting pedos...
Same. I use thc and weed to curb anxiety issues (as recommended by my psychiatrist), and now the fact that it's legalized means I'm less we orried about getting caught using it as I don't have the 300 dollars to get a medical card for it. Though my landlords are trying to ban it
Have you guys seen how the legislators are gutting the legalization?!?! I'm sure the abortion issue we passed is next marijuana was just more pressing because it took effect the 7th. I'm irate. They should've kept the bill as us ohioian voted on and passed it. So much for representing what ohioians want
As a michigander, i can confirm I do regularly make bets with Ohio. Thats why black cherry vernors went away. Thankfully. I won a bet and got it back. You’re welcome.
And then immediately after the public votes to restore them have a bunch of official people in our offices discuss to the public and journalists how they are dicussing how to find ways around the thing adopted into our state Constitution
This, hands down, is the single-best joke I've ever seen. I'm from Ohio and was mad about the Game. But I can't deny, this joke made me laugh so hard. Too funny.
Hey Ben. Just here to say congrats to the Army for winning the Army-Navy game this year. You all played well. Here’s hoping the Navy gets it next year!
My toxic trait is wearing an Ohio State hat to Michigan vs Michigan State games. I don't like any of them, but I know it'll make both teams upset. 😂😂😂😂😂 Bacon vending machine
This is funny but Ohio voters approved both measures by nearly 60%!! Our representation is super conservative by a vast majority because of gerrymandering but our citizens are much more evenly split.
@@MungkaeX Yeah, that sucks. Voting is becoming more and more useless, isn't it? No matter what, some asshole is just going to try either nuillfy your vote assuming they declare you fit to vote at all.
You got to love all the states complaining about gun rights sayin they're taking away our rights while taking away abortion rights rights are rights no matter which one it is Freakin hypocrites
Honestly I don’t see why we shouldn’t protect the weed legalization. I’mma stay out of the abortion talk tho. I may be an Ohioan but I ain’t tryna see which side I’m on lol
Are they? Republican majority state legislature is working to negate 1 and most cities and townships around me are blocking dispensaries. I was super relieved after the election. I feel a lot less relieved right now. I feel more... democracy is an illusion and it doesn't matter what we want. 🙁
As a person with a parent from OH and I visited there frequently as a child and beyond I always recognized I had crows the state line when the Jesus reason anti-abortion billboards exploded Big Bang style into existence
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You should make it out to Eugene, OR! University of Oregon would love you
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I can’t believe I missed your DAB shows. I need to scroll the comments more
> your boos means nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer
Brainard has been officially been a resident of California long enough
He didn’t even do the quote right. I hope it’s on purpose because it would be so funny to see California using pop culture wrong
Rick and Morty
Abortion isn't a right, still shouldn't be illegal, but it's not a right
@@andrewkellerhals1361 You should have a right to decide what happens to your own body in your own lifetime.
@@andrewkellerhals1361what do you call something you're allowed to do that shouldn't be taken away?
“I was thinking about wearing all black so I could attend your funeral afterwards” 💀💀💀
The deadpan when he says it 💀💀
Them's fighting words!
I am from Ohio and I can tell you that has to be the biggest rivalry in college football. When someone ask you in Ohio who’s the biggest bitch in Michigan is your answer should be Miss Ann Harbor. Yeah I know it’s cheesy but that’s what we say. But we also kind of dread it when Ohio State wins against Michigan because that’s when Columbus Ohio gets trashed in the aftermath. Looks like a war zone. I was in Columbus once working and I was told in the fourth quarter that I should leave soon and go back to Dayton because once the game is over with all hell will break loose.. I thought my staff was just kidding with me. But as the clock tick down, they were dead serious. So once I knew we were gonna win the game I left and it’s a good thing I did because they shut down all the roads an hour after I leftwith burning cars and drunk college students losing their minds in the streets, throwing rocks setting cars of fire over turning stuff it was like a riot over winning. Which I could never understand writing because you won.
FL: "Yeah, leave me out of that"
CFB: "You got it pal"
I'm dying!😂
What's the CFB?
@@VantasStridercorruption foot ball
@VantasStrider College Football. Florida State went undefeated this year and were left out of the playoffs for the championship, which is unprecedented for any school of similar football status of Florida State.
BRO I DIED
@@OneEyedManKingdomOfTheBlindFACTUAL STATEMENT
Leave it to California to quote Rick and Morty at someone
Fr
They couldn’t even properly say the quote either which makes it better.
Lmao that Florida state part was hilarious
Yes funny ash
Speechless Texas is a sight to behold
"Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer."
RICK AND MORTYYYYYYYY
That "no yeah no" sounded like he spent an hour researching our no-yeah system
What is this no-yeah system?
This is more friendly than if it was actually mi and oh 🤣
I love the "which is more important Texas, weed and abortion or college football"
Edit: Thanks for the 664 likes, y'all are awesome
To any southerner it's tough question, plus doing something when it's illegal is part of the fun
@FireNinja-ot6pw
Is college football illegal?
@@brentmartin6833 no but weed is
@@FireNinja-ot6pw
But wouldn't college football be more fun if it was illegal. 😁🏈🤚👮♀️
@@brentmartin6833 Florida is trying to make education fun by making it illegal
Every breath I take without your permission raises my self esteem!
To anyone unaware, the line "your boos mean nothing to me" is from rick and morty, and is followed later by this line.
** HBomb, that's an homage .. not plagiarism ! Don't hurt him ! 😅
@@pmcgee003it's a reference
Raises our taxes, too
As someone from Michigan this gets a 10/10
Same, it gets the Michigan seal of approval!
Same!
As someone from Michigan, that bet left me conflicted. I wanted my team to win, but I didn't want murder legalized in Ohio.
@@ReAnimatedOreo Denying a woman with a septic miscarriage an "abortion" to save her life is Murder. Besides, "My Body, My Choice" yes? If you refused to mask up, which I hope you're not one of those self-centered types, your hypocrisy is showing. I voted YES on all 3 props in '22, I fear nothing. (Except another GOP majority government, because they'll try and kill me.)
As someone from Ohio you are my enemy
I'm so glad i finished this one.
I just realized that Michigan was not among the boo-ers at the end. This means that Michigan does not disagree with California.
😢 “Republicans in the Ohio state legislature are threatening to strip state courts of their authority to review cases related to Issue 1, the ballot measure approved by voters that established a right to abortion in the state constitution.” - Melissa Quinn for CBS News.
Yep, sounds about right
The ironic part is that they're claiming the courts are biased. Like you are politicians that resemble the extreme of a certain side, courts can be messed up but if anyone has the biggest bias it's you guys
And gutting issue 2
Republicans have been told 6 TIMES to make a fair voting map. The court has turned down EVERY MAP THAT'S BEEN TURNED IN... THEY TURNED IN THE SAME GERRYMANDERED MAP TWICE..... GOP DGAF about LAWS, COURTS, PEOPLE'S RIGHTS ETC.... Look at GYM JORDAN, talk about protecting pedos...
“You got it pal” NOOOOOOOOOO 😂
Cali clapped back hard at the end. good for him
I like that he got a cherry vernors for this
"Michigan what are you wearing on your head"?
"Tigers baseball cap!"
"Tigers?"
"Who the hell are the Tigers?"
The fact this is so accurate to how we (people who live in Ohio) talk to Michigan peeps. Heck I even had a teacher ban the name Michigan in his class
As a resident of Columbus and a strong proponent of abortion rights, I have…conflicting feelings about this outcome 😂
"your boos mean nothing to me. *I've seen what you cheer* " that goes hard for some reason 😂
This Spartan has always said BETTER BLUE THAN OSU.
Michigan just hit a “Say my name.”
yall have no fucking idea how happy i was when those bills passed
Same. I use thc and weed to curb anxiety issues (as recommended by my psychiatrist), and now the fact that it's legalized means I'm less we orried about getting caught using it as I don't have the 300 dollars to get a medical card for it. Though my landlords are trying to ban it
@@shaggy4real97 i meant women actually have a choice over their own bodies now but yeah legal weed is rlly nice
@seventhgnome5375 oh, I have a family consisting of sisters. I was not gonna let them take that away
You both here are very cool but I was dying at these responses lmao
Have you guys seen how the legislators are gutting the legalization?!?! I'm sure the abortion issue we passed is next marijuana was just more pressing because it took effect the 7th. I'm irate. They should've kept the bill as us ohioian voted on and passed it. So much for representing what ohioians want
Love the Toledo War t-shirt!
Uncommon Michigan Appearence, Common Michigan W
Not the Rick and Morty reference, “your boos mean nothing I’ve seen what makes you cheer”
It was a SUPER hard line for honestly a pretty petty thing in R&M. All because he didn't like heist movies.
Even the big government booed 😂😭😭😭
As a michigander, i can confirm
I do regularly make bets with Ohio. Thats why black cherry vernors went away. Thankfully. I won a bet and got it back. You’re welcome.
The local food bank gave away three pallets of it last week it's not going anywhere anytime soon 😅
@@Sirisma it disappeared for, like, a year XD
California is the embodiment of
"I openly play Magic The Gathering. I have no shame!"
Why would anyone be ashamed to play magic the gathering? It's a sure fire way to staying out of trouble.
@@BllueHave you seen the state of the game recently? Everyone should be ashamed... Tell me you are the try hard "jock" without telling me.
Hey, at least magic has variety in the state of play. Now Yugioh players should be ashamed. That game has fallen off the deep end.
I could say the same about you, California 😂
This is probably the best skit so far on table news.
Restored human rights? Only in Ohio
And then immediately after the public votes to restore them have a bunch of official people in our offices discuss to the public and journalists how they are dicussing how to find ways around the thing adopted into our state Constitution
Nah, plenty of US states support the holocaust, Ohio is just the latest in a string.
What human rights
"Your boos mean nothing to me! I've seen what you cheer."
Gotta love the Rick and Morty reference 🤣 "Your boos mean nothing!"
Ohio should remind Michigan of a little tiny college in the mountains of North Carolina. Apparently they have forgotten. 😂😂😂
Can I ask for some context?
@@Theprince034 look up Appalachian State vs Michigan September 1 2007
@@Theprince034I believe the original poster is referencing when Michigan lost to Appalachia State? But it's all in the past.
Us Michiganders would like to remind you that you lost, and your comment is basically flexing someone else's car.
As a Canadian i love seeing the chaos, but hate that this has to be a fight
Good to know Ohio may actually be a safe state to move to if I ever have to move to Ohio of all places.
I love this. I'm in and from Ohio but have been a Michigan fan for 35yrs. ❤
Fights not over our "representatives " are busy gutting both issues
@@casie1124Omg almost like the opposing party is going to try to undermine the other party
@@theroundtable6371 they're undermining ohio voters
This, hands down, is the single-best joke I've ever seen. I'm from Ohio and was mad about the Game. But I can't deny, this joke made me laugh so hard. Too funny.
As a Rutgers fan and a general person with a spine and self-integrity, it was a truly magnificent experience watching Michigan beat Ohio State.
Can you add New Hampshire
Here's your friendly neighborhood Michigander coming in hot to tell the world that legal weed and abortion is totally far out, dudes!
Please go tell our state house and senate they are gutting both
As a fellow Michigan man seeing you hold a bottle of black cherry, did something to me. Like you get it.
The Rick and Morty line CA used at the end fits better here than in in the episode it actually came from! 😂
Hey Ben. Just here to say congrats to the Army for winning the Army-Navy game this year. You all played well. Here’s hoping the Navy gets it next year!
Is he still in the army?
@@Bllue nope. He did his 4 years and got out.
Living in Ohio, this does help explain what happened..
My toxic trait is wearing an Ohio State hat to Michigan vs Michigan State games.
I don't like any of them, but I know it'll make both teams upset. 😂😂😂😂😂
Bacon vending machine
We finally are joining the chat 😁
Thank goodness for that bet. Honestly Michigan surprised me with the stakes but I'm happy to see my home state represented in a positive light.
Love the black cherry Vernor's in Michigan's hand
I really appreciate the No Yeah No getting thrown in there
Ouch. But fair. But ouch again ‘cause our state government sucks and wants to alter it all.
I knew MI would win tbh 🎉
Love this!!!!
If losing to MI was all it took for both of those to happen i'd take the L from here on out
As someone born in Michigan, with a father for team MI. This has been a good year for football for us
This is so good.
Love the yellow filter on the internet articles.
We all see what they cheer and they all should be ashamed of themselves
I'm absolutely stunned that something good happened in ohio.
lol CA went full rick 😂
This is funny but Ohio voters approved both measures by nearly 60%!!
Our representation is super conservative by a vast majority because of gerrymandering but our citizens are much more evenly split.
And our "representation" is busy gutting both issues
As a michigander, this is your best vid by far.
Ben, you’re a genius!!
About time Ohio. Been waitin.
As a fellow Californian, the ending resonated with me
This is a good one
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😂😂😂 the nod to the war omg
On a bet... On a f@cking, bet...
I like how he included the FSU rejection for college football playoff...
Well, now it all makes sense!
As someone from Ohio. That is a great reason to listen to all the people around me complain about loosing the 'big' game. Protect those rights.
Haven't you seen our legislators are trying to gut both issues and have succeeded in some places on issue 2: legalization
What rights?
@@theroundtable6371tf you mean “what rights”? You know exactly what rights people are talking about.
@@DyHi_ name one of these rights
Great Rick and Morty reference at the end
The papers flying in😂😂
"your boos mean nothing for me ive see what you cheer" oof so true so true lol
As a Michigander there's two things we hate: Ohio and Ohio state
as someone from michigan I approve this video
Why did the Ohio one sound like my dad 😭 we live in Ohio
I'm from Ohio. This is incredibly accurate.
as a citizen of california, california definitely gives off rick energy sometimes
Nice Ben. Nice.
OMG. I haven't laughed this hard in a while
Ben just won the internet! XD
"You boos mean nothing to me, I:ve seen what you cheer"
So have we, California, so have we
Ohioan here, and yeah those two were pretty unanimously voted on, at least in my circles.
Another Ohioan here, and same.
Tell that to the State Legislatures who are trying to circumvent that vote.
@@MungkaeX Yeah, that sucks. Voting is becoming more and more useless, isn't it? No matter what, some asshole is just going to try either nuillfy your vote assuming they declare you fit to vote at all.
The articles at the end lmao
Well, at least Ohio stuck to their word.
You got to love all the states complaining about gun rights sayin they're taking away our rights while taking away abortion rights
rights are rights no matter which one it is
Freakin hypocrites
I mean true but with your logic Cali is in this bag of hypocrites too
Then you would be saying the same about states with abortion rights but very strict gun laws too, right? Rights are rights, and that goes both ways
As a caifornian, of course we're hypocrites who gives a shit
How is abortion a right?
Healthcare@@theroundtable6371
Wubba lubba dub dub! He made a rick and morty quote
Never been so quick to root against my own state😭.
Honestly I don’t see why we shouldn’t protect the weed legalization. I’mma stay out of the abortion talk tho. I may be an Ohioan but I ain’t tryna see which side I’m on lol
as someone living in ohio, things are looking positive!
Are they? Republican majority state legislature is working to negate 1 and most cities and townships around me are blocking dispensaries. I was super relieved after the election. I feel a lot less relieved right now. I feel more... democracy is an illusion and it doesn't matter what we want. 🙁
Nah our "representatives" got straight to work gutting both issues
@sophistahfwunk we aren't a democracy we're a Republic
You got it, pal
Vicious
Go Blue 🎉 😂
As a person with a parent from OH and I visited there frequently as a child and beyond I always recognized I had crows the state line when the Jesus reason anti-abortion billboards exploded Big Bang style into existence
No yah sounds Canadian 😂