The way he runs around and passed the toilet paper so he can think of a way to attack it!😂😂😂 Like:" I'm not looking at you, I don' t care about you, so the toilet paper feels safe and then... BAM!! Max is a strategist.
The person who gave Max to you must be very appreciative how intelligent and happy Max am. I've never seen a bird with so many toys. The time you spend with him is really an act of love and companionship. Thank you for taking such good care of such a magnificent bird.
You guys are awesome! I saw a video about 6 months back and have been following you guys ever since. I started showing your videos to my dialysis patients and it's brought them so much joy as they sit through their treatments.
A wild toilet paper roll appeared! Dan send out Max, Max says HIIII it confused the toilet paper roll, Max used rage it was super effective, toilet paper roll fainted.
The way Max attacked the toilet role and dragged it around the room, perforating it with his bird lips, I hope Dan managed to avoid the holes in the sheets when he used it.
OMG! This cracked me up! I was already laughing when he suddenly came flying out of the bathroom pushing the toilet paper roll across the floor. Funniest Max so far!
My little dog Rosie heard Max my phone and got up from a nap just to watch. Her head tilted side to side and she even made a couple of sounds. Needless to say I think Max now has a new fan. It was twice as much fun for me.
several years ago a bird toy for small birds came out on the market that holds adding machine paper. They were instantly so popular that my local pet store sold out of them 4 times before I could finally buy mine. Who ever thought of it was a genius. My birds still love it. The large bird version held a roll of toilet paper.
I watch you and Maxs' videos and I 've got one thing to say. You make Max one big happy bird. God bless you both. Thank you for sharing him with all of us.
Yay Max!! Toilet paper/carpet sweeper/kitchen floor duster! Your marching strut made me LOL! I've been away from your "Chronicles" for a while, Max: good to see you're still saving Dan from dangerous objects: your *ALARM* and *KILLER SCREECH ATTACK* had been scary!! I LOVED your marching-steps as you'd pushed that roll of paper back into your room... Happy Spring!!
Traci Lay Hi! Yes, something "happened"...I'm cleaning, sorting and uber-organizing an untidy room. I'd invite someone to help me, but I'm not willing to "share" the "fun" I'm having. lol I make sure to spend "quality time" playing Solitaire on my laptop, of course. LOL
Traci Lay There IS a "Chronicle" on the vid where the carrier is at the bottom of the stairs. Translating that and typing it, had taken over an hour! I really do think Max had said "unneeded" a few times. grinning
Max always just makes my day Dan I want to ask you and Max to please say a prayer for a dear friend of mine and her dog Beaux. Tuesday night he got sick had to have emergency surgery. The doctor essay able to get all the tumor. But now we are waiting to hear if it's cancer. I believe us animal lovers need to pray for each other's pets. Thank you in advance. Max you made me really have the giggles today.
It's impossible to watch these Mr Max videos without smiling. Thanks so much for bringing a little bit of happiness into people's lives with these hilariously charming videos.
lol... well that was just down right adorable ... does he attack it when it is on the holder or just when the rolls are free flowing lol... wonder if you can get him to push it all over your kitchen floors, add a little dust mop to the bottom of the roll so he could dust your floors as he pushes lol .
Max: "I tried to introduce myself politely, but he did not respond appropriately in the standard birdie protocol, therefore he must be destroyed as an enemy invader!"
Who knew we needed a champion to vanquish the evil tp rolls. Just wait til he gets a hold of a paper towel roll, or even more sinister is a tissue box!
Max is so funny with the toilet paper roll. I look forward to seeing what you two are up to every day. Thanks for putting a smile on my face during these tough times.
I though that toilet roll was a gonna when Max took it to his den of destruction, otherwise known as the box under his cage! Great impression of a reversing lorry warning too Mr Max!!!
Haha! He is so cute. Sometimes he sounds like an eagle! My Parrotlet says "son of a biotch", "god damn it", "get out of my way" and "what are you doin' here" among other things. She is also a rescue bird.
This is hysterically funny! I got tears from laughing! Especially max pushing or carrying the roll great distances (for a bird) with his beak! He is some kind of drama king I swear. Just devastatingly funny! And he makes dramatic vocalizations as he goes.
I would pay good money to see Peebles, Max , Harley and Gotcha the Cockatoo have a play date - bet I am not alone although I would hate for the other three to pick up the Salty Language Pebbles picked up from her apparent time with a marine at some point. She still has a lot to tell Kelly about her time in the Corp though she did love the Volkewagon. Of course, not one of them holds a candle to Max and his carrier possessed deep voice and his frequent pirouettes. We have always enjoyed your channel but during this pandemic a lifesaver. Thank you for the frequent posts. Your wonderful bond and willingness to play straight man to your comedy partner has us in stitches. So loving the new view out the window. Assuming you guys are still in Pennsylvania so was shocked April was a lawn mowing start - climate change indeed. Well, keep us updated on your adventures. Maybe one day you will take him for a hike - a friend of mine did the whole Appalachian Trail with his surfer crested. Said he saw the running hind end of tons of animals as his girl “ Sheba” liked to scream “ wooweee” at anything that moved in the forest at the top of her little cockatoo lungs.
What an ingenious strategy! He lowers his enemy's guard with an innocent "Hi", then with a disarming war cry he charges and goes for the kill!
Perfect skill for an assassin
I like the way Max brought it back into his room. Then lined up the next attack! Lol
Sometimes toilet roll just rubs you the wrong way
Oh my god I'm crying! XD GG!
Don't be silly, a door would rub even worse.
AHAHAhahaaaa!!!! (I see what you did there!!! ;-)
And remember campers don't use shiney leaves to wipe you butt ! 😁
Good one. 😅😃😁
Cockatoos get mad at the weirdest things. Love you Max you crazy burb.
Yes, mad at it now but five minutes from now Mr. Max will be in love. He's a lover not a fighter.
I love how he goes from, calm and collected to insane in 1 second. 😂
Tokyo like me lol.
Tokyo IKR 😂😂
(Chuckle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
They are called the manic depressives of the parrot world. I can vouch for that with our Moluccan cockatoo!
😂🤣
finally! someone who is willing to do what it takes to vanquish evil.
😂
Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve
0:30
"did you kill it"
"YEAHHHHHH"
"I think is still alive"
"WHAAAAAAT"
lol 😂😂😂😂
PAOLA VELEZ 🤣🤣🤣
Dan lied!!!!
Mister Max...please don't squeeze the Charmin!
James Rossi haven't heard that in a long time
Clearly you did not buy the right brand of toilet paper.
Didn’t think Max would find out?
Oh you silly man😂
Maybe one day a channel called "Mr. Dan TV" will pop up and it'll feature all Dan's funny voices and shenanigans, recorded by Max.
Sethos Dan Could Voice Cartoon Characters 🤣
Benjamin Jungbluth
Hey, what a fab idea! From Mr Max to Mr Disney!!!
That would be very cool😁!
Rotfl
I love these killer bird videos, especially the sounds Max makes
I love the way Dan says "Oh my Gosh"
@Trish W. I do too.
Trish W. garsh! lol
Yes, very cute!
Trish W. Yes me too 😁👌
"Max has decided the roll of toilet paper is evil and must die."
Beautiful description.
The way he runs around and passed the toilet paper so he can think of a way to attack it!😂😂😂 Like:" I'm not looking at you, I don' t care about you, so the toilet paper feels safe and then... BAM!! Max is a strategist.
Guylevesque Levesque max is clever.
Sneak Attack!Loved it!
IT's TRUE!!! Max was stalking that toilet paper roll!!! :D
0:56 Forgot to put....VOLUME ALERT!!!! My headphones were vibrating! LOL!!! XD
0:11 When you find out the TP is only one ply and not two.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tina Marie & Wuk ..... when you find out Max took the last roll ..... LOL
greenbird 😂
Tina Marie & Wuk when u see that the toilet paper is that cheap dollar store brand
Leila E LOL 😂
The person who gave Max to you must be very appreciative how intelligent and happy Max am. I've never seen a bird with so many toys. The time you spend with him is really an act of love and companionship. Thank you for taking such good care of such a magnificent bird.
sliding it along the floor just cracks me up..... such a funny guy.. :)
You guys are awesome! I saw a video about 6 months back and have been following you guys ever since. I started showing your videos to my dialysis patients and it's brought them so much joy as they sit through their treatments.
Ahhh that is so kind of you!💖
Debi T I think that’s brilliant and I agree it’s such a heartwarming thing to watch this humble bird boy.. he should be an Ambassador!
Debi T how are things going with you now?
A wild toilet paper roll appeared! Dan send out Max, Max says HIIII it confused the toilet paper roll, Max used rage it was super effective, toilet paper roll fainted.
0:34 “I think it’s still alive!”
Bird: whaa!?! Charges toilet paper while doing its battle cry, lol. Awesome video!
Must attack enemy with
*HI!*
First.
if i need something destroyed i know who to call.. mr.max
*Ghostbuster Music*
Who you gonna call?
Mr. Maxwell!
If he goes after stink bugs, he's hired! LOL
0:24 Pretty impressive attack 😱😎
Max is on a roll this morning and sometimes is very loud and precious. 😋😁😋
Lana S roll? pun intended? lol
Traci Lay Yes ma'am The pun was intended. lol
Lana S I wasn't sure, so I had to ask. I really liked it either way!
Traci Lay 👍😋😀
MAX:" REMOVE THIS !!!! THIS IS NOT MY BRAND OF TOILET PAPER!!! I AM A CHARMIN BIRD!!!!"
I love the bit when max pushes it along the floor like it’s a car
Once The Evil Toilet Paper Roll has been vanquished, Max displays his heroism to Dad💙
I love how he does run back to hear you give approval/encouragement. This is on my Top 50 Max Videos!
The way Max attacked the toilet role and dragged it around the room, perforating it with his bird lips, I hope Dan managed to avoid the holes in the sheets when he used it.
Oh for heaven's sake! I have never seen anything so hysterical. Thanks a million for posting!!!
if a paper roll...
rubs you the wrong way...
who you gonna call?
max-buster! :D
OMG! This cracked me up! I was already laughing when he suddenly came flying out of the bathroom pushing the toilet paper roll across the floor. Funniest Max so far!
MAXimum carnage
most hartwarming killing scene
Max never fails to make me laugh and smile. I love his hilarious antics and the way he plays with his voice. :D
Beautiful Baby Bird You Beat That Toilet Paper Good!!!!!
Well, now we all know what Not to buy Max for Christmas 🎄
He makes me laugh every time! 😂🤣 He's also very loud!!! 😆
xPro Spartan he screm
xPro Spartan he screm like a goose in trouble
My little dog Rosie heard Max my phone and got up from a nap just to watch. Her head tilted side to side and she even made a couple of sounds. Needless to say I think Max now has a new fan. It was twice as much fun for me.
0:24 When you catch the person who's been eating your food
several years ago a bird toy for small birds came out on the market that holds adding machine paper. They were instantly so popular that my local pet store sold out of them 4 times before I could finally buy mine. Who ever thought of it was a genius. My birds still love it. The large bird version held a roll of toilet paper.
0:56 i can imagine him as a alarm clock 😂
"Its not 2-ply...must kill it!!"
Kristy Daigneau must kill it cause its crusty from the dollar store
😂😂😂
@@LDXReal omg thats so funny
😂😂😂😂
He's scooching that TP roll like it's a hockey puck Mr. Dan....Pittsburg Penguins here we come!
So funny how he attacks the toilet paper! Love him!
Okay that needs to be my new wake up alarm....Max's yells.
I watch you and Maxs' videos and I 've got one thing to say. You make Max one big happy bird. God bless you both. Thank you for sharing him with all of us.
Who knew that toilet paper could evoke such a range of emotions? LOL :)
I just love how he squawks when he attacks something, and he really squawks in this video!
Yay Max!! Toilet paper/carpet sweeper/kitchen floor duster! Your marching strut made me LOL!
I've been away from your "Chronicles" for a while, Max: good to see you're still saving Dan from dangerous objects: your *ALARM* and *KILLER SCREECH ATTACK* had been scary!!
I LOVED your marching-steps as you'd pushed that roll of paper back into your room...
Happy Spring!!
Kathy Doyle welcome back fellow Minnesotan! I have been worried that something happened to you.
Traci Lay Hi! Yes, something "happened"...I'm cleaning, sorting and uber-organizing an untidy room.
I'd invite someone to help me, but I'm not willing to "share" the "fun" I'm having. lol
I make sure to spend "quality time" playing Solitaire on my laptop, of course. LOL
Traci Lay There IS a "Chronicle" on the vid where the carrier is at the bottom of the stairs. Translating that and typing it, had taken over an hour!
I really do think Max had said "unneeded" a few times.
grinning
6/25/17 = Chronicle; I missed a bit of Dan's "lines" toward the end, tho.
I LOVE how Max slides down the banister!
Max always just makes my day
Dan I want to ask you and Max to please say a prayer for a dear friend of mine and her dog Beaux. Tuesday
night he got sick had to have emergency surgery. The doctor essay able to get all the tumor. But now we are waiting to hear if it's cancer. I believe us animal lovers need to pray for each other's pets. Thank you in advance.
Max you made me really have the giggles today.
Shirley Johnson i will pray for you
LOL! He really did not like that roll of toilet paper. Maybe he thought it was a competitor cockatoo. :D
He doesn't often let us see him spread his wings way out, I love it.
It's impossible to watch these Mr Max videos without smiling. Thanks so much for bringing a little bit of happiness into people's lives with these hilariously charming videos.
All Ik is that toilet paper won't do it no more what ever it did 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love the toilet paper scooting across the carpet lol.. feisty boy!
Maxwell for the president of united states.
why not? we've had an orange one. why not a pink one?
Max is smarter than the current one imo
jiicee
So now being president is for the birds.
jiicee
All he needs is a good looking bird on his arm!
michelle hancock
So true. Even his shrieks sound more intelligent then the mental diarrhea that the mad orange suffers from.
I like how Max has his own kingdom, filled with his toys etc, and a chair for when he summons you to come and admire him.
I love the scream Max makes when he attacks!😄
I'm awake now! lol. Gosh I love these guy's.
Judy Eason These guys.
That's a riot! What did that poor toilet paper roll ever do to him?
lol I love that when you stood up he ran to hide under his cage
He full of energy this morning lol...🕊💕
One minute I thought he was going to "you know what " with loo roll. Next minute he's polishing the kitchen floor. Many thanks for sharing
oh my goodness ...I'm laffin sooooo hard !!! Maxwell ...you are hilarious !
You tell it, Maxwell! And darn those people that glue the top sheet to the roll!!!!
What an amusing bird! Haha
lol... well that was just down right adorable ... does he attack it when it is on the holder or just when the rolls are free flowing lol... wonder if you can get him to push it all over your kitchen floors, add a little dust mop to the bottom of the roll so he could dust your floors as he pushes lol .
this is his first time killing it
I love it how Cockatoos just get mad at the weird things. But this bird, he made my whole life a better monday when I watched this. It's so funny!
Max: "I tried to introduce myself politely, but he did not respond appropriately in the standard birdie protocol, therefore he must be destroyed as an enemy invader!"
“Get it!! I think it’s still alive!!”
“HAH??” (goes in for the kill with a terrifying war-cry)
Lol. I am crying here,so funny the way he charges it and then says hi.pushing it across the floor. Haha max you are too sweet.
Good tumble control there Max! And it slides so much better on the kitchen floor!!
Good boy Max, you saved daddy from the most hateful toilet paper!
Who knew we needed a champion to vanquish the evil tp rolls. Just wait til he gets a hold of a paper towel roll, or even more sinister is a tissue box!
Dear Max warning the townfolk! Hurry! Torches and pitchforks! It's a TOILET PAPER ROLL!💙
Max is so funny with the toilet paper roll. I look forward to seeing what you two are up to every day. Thanks for putting a smile on my face during these tough times.
That's a good way for a toilet paper to die
Better than wiping someone's poo+drowning
The toilet paper can consider it as a luck
RIP Toilet Paper
Lord Avior Huh?
I love me some Max and Dan in the morning! I feel that my day will be a good one. Love y'all!
I though that toilet roll was a gonna when Max took it to his den of destruction, otherwise known as the box under his cage! Great impression of a reversing lorry warning too Mr Max!!!
LMFAO When he pushed that roll across the floor!
What a mess Maxwell has made in his room Dan! Haha, thanks for this great video!
Good grief! I keep forgetting that Max is truly a Raptor, not simply an awesome and beautiful person in feathers!! **shivers**
Cockatoos can bite through small chains. They are very intelligent.
Max luvs his Daddy and kitty pal Dusty.
max:1 toilet paper :0 the last thing hear before your untimely death: screech screech s reech Hi!
Haha! He is so cute. Sometimes he sounds like an eagle! My Parrotlet says "son of a biotch", "god damn it", "get out of my way" and "what are you doin' here" among other things. She is also a rescue bird.
I love it when Max flogs. "Max Full Throttle" today.
This is hysterically funny! I got tears from laughing! Especially max pushing or carrying the roll great distances (for a bird) with his beak! He is some kind of drama king I swear. Just devastatingly funny! And he makes dramatic vocalizations as he goes.
Love the energy in this video, please make more like this :D
Max is so cute! Everytime I watch his shennanigans, I wanna ditch work and go home to my feathered baby!
Once again Max lulls his opponent into false security with a welcoming " HI " and swiftly delivers justice .
Max has problems with the toilet paper but love watching you and Mr.Max everyday Thank you for sharing this with everyone
I would pay good money to see Peebles, Max , Harley and Gotcha the Cockatoo have a play date - bet I am not alone although I would hate for the other three to pick up the Salty Language Pebbles picked up from her apparent time with a marine at some point. She still has a lot to tell Kelly about her time in the Corp though she did love the Volkewagon.
Of course, not one of them holds a candle to Max and his carrier possessed deep voice and his frequent pirouettes. We have always enjoyed your channel but during this pandemic a lifesaver. Thank you for the frequent posts. Your wonderful bond and willingness to play straight man to your comedy partner has us in stitches. So loving the new view out the window. Assuming you guys are still in Pennsylvania so was shocked April was a lawn mowing start - climate change indeed. Well, keep us updated on your adventures. Maybe one day you will take him for a hike - a friend of mine did the whole Appalachian Trail with his surfer crested. Said he saw the running hind end of tons of animals as his girl “ Sheba” liked to scream “ wooweee” at anything that moved in the forest at the top of her little cockatoo lungs.
THANK GOD He has You! :)
life expectancy of toilet papers are always less..and wen *Max Burrd* is around, it is zer0⃣!!😂😂😂
That toilet paper roll was going straight for his family Max had to do _something._
"DAD, YOU KNOW I PREFER CHARMIN!"
Max is tooo cute!! and hilarious XS
Going crazy over a toilet roll, yelling his head off? The only thing missing would be a good old "How ya doing?!"
playercryptar Max meows 3:38
Max you’re a character! His killing things voice😂
❤️👱🏻♂️🐦🐱
I love seeing him push it across the floor. Too funny