just the opening line being “it looks like you’re moving on with your life and … i don’t like that” 😂😂 and the fact that as soon as they hear you did the tiniest anything with anyone they start acting like you’ve greatly wronged them 🥴🥴
My ex had two women lined up waiting for me to leave! He was showing off both within hours!! Yet he was still trying to tell me he was miserable without me and wanted me back… How are they all the same somehow??
@@NewNameNaomiIf all the men you know are the same, then that's because you keep selecting that type of man. Of my male friends not one is like the other, but chances are you would pick exactly the one that is how you described as a potential partner.
@@carlpanzram7081not all the men I know I are like that. But these kinds of ex’s are all like that. I do not buy into “all men are…” or “all women are…”. So thank you but I’m right there with ya.
LOL. My ex called me on New Years Day a few years back to tell me he slept with someone else the night before - when I let him know I'd also slept with someone new, he told me he hated me! I said, but you did exactly the same thing? He said "Yuh, but I felt bad about it!" Oh brother, give me a break. Then he blocked me. 😂 Edit - I forgot to say, we'd broken up because he cheated on me. Just makes things extra bizarre imo
Men like this die alone unless they pay somone to be there! When my ex said that he wanted to be friends, I let him know that friends are people you like and want to spend time with. Then I followed it up with that I had enough friends to talk to.
I had one of these. He came over adn had made me a wooden box to keep photos of us in it and asked me to marry him. He had ended a four year relationship because he'd freaked out over how I cut an onion. I didn't marry him.
It's common among the narcissists to think that merely admitting a mistake is enough to absolve it. But they can't forgive someone else who made the same mistake, curiously.
My friend’s toxic waste ex boyfriend did this whole schtick, including the FIFTEEN PAGE handwritten letter. I told her to burn it. She got back with him. Two weeks later, she dumped him for good and told me I was right. Good for her.
After 6 years he messages me on Facebook. I forgot I hadn't blocked him. Him: I probably shouldn't be doing this. Me: Then don't. Him: (typing bubbles) Me: *blocked*
😂😂 why do they do this?? Split with my ex amicably, even had a few sporadic conversations at events as we went to the same Uni and agreed to be civil. 5 months later, he’s at the club on my birthday acting like an absolute ass and when I called him out on it, his excuse was that he still had feelings for me and was “having a hard time”. My dude, you couldn’t have figured that out a little earlier? 5 months have gone by and I am finally happy, go tf away
Exactly! In any case, if he still has feelings for you, why is that any justification to treat you like an ass then? you're supposed to be kind to and make your partner happy, no? Some people are just terrified of the possibility that you aren't hung up on them. It's a real blow to their ego.
@@feeausberlin8947They want to know if you are available as a backup sex partner. Also to dissuade you from sleeping with someone else (because u promised to tell if you do.)
This is gold 😂 I miss the way you walk.. one foot in front of the other...and of course that is the reason I reach you out of the blue. 😅 Terribly accurate.
My most recent breakup has gone like this Me:I don't like the way you speak to me and if it doesn't change I'm leaving Him: ok Me:hey nothing changed I'm done Him: ok I hate you Me: ok Him: (1 week later)wanna be my girlfriend again? Me: nothing changed so no Him: ok I hate you Me:ok Him: (2 days later) marry me? Me: no Him: ok I hate you
"the disrespect" i actually did have an ex who said this to me when he found out i went to a bar night with my classmates the week he dumped me 💀 men really dont want your life to go on after they leave lmaoo
after watching this i had to close my phone for like 5 minutes and do breathing exercises GOD your skits are so good its like a man baby was right in front of me
Literally everything from the facial expressions to the tone of voice to the body language is PERFECT. I can’t stop watching it again and again-it’s wonderful! I adore this sketch!!! 😂❤🥰☺️
Oh my god the letter - my ex wrote me two pages, which he then read to me. I was *not* allowed to interrupt (so I even got the 'GIVE ME A MINUTE) and afterwards he tried to accuse me of cheating on him with my new boyfriend (does that mean I also get to tick the "are you seeing someone??" box?) A friend of mine who knew him since they were both little later told me that one time he wrote an ex girlfriend a whole ass sonnet 😂 (and then broke up with her again a short while later because he remembered he was bored in the relationship lmao)
The increasing levels of unhinged energy with every jump cut, the increasing amount of disheveled appearance, completely makes this so accurate I can't 😩👌💯
Oh my god, this reminds me of an ex who two months after our breakup emailed me to tell me that he had seen me out with a man and that meant I had been cheating on him. He just couldn't accept that I broke up with him because he was a horrible boyfriend. 😅 He had to do it by email because I had blocked him on everything else.
Guys mad you having one single feeling for someone months after you break up but want you to not care when they sleep with 25 women the day you break up. Was it a couple hours before or a couple hours after my guy?
Stop dating guys who are ABLE to sleep with 25 women right after you break up. Most good, normal men couldn't do that if they wanted to. You're selecting for players. Men who can get sex whenever they want tend not to settle down or appreciate the woman they have. If he could get 25 other women to sleep with him what about you is so special it would keep him committed and loyal? Probably nothing. Most of us are not as special as we like to think.
My ex broke up with me 3 times, he came back all 3 of those saying he missed me so much and that I was the best he ever had and I made him happy and then he left me because people he hung out with thought I was weird and he "didn't want me to go through that" 😃😃😃
The mix of completely unwarranted hopeful confidence, self-pity, and sudden childlike aggression is uncanny. I can't stop binging Laura's shorts, she's amazingly talented.
lol I ended things with a guy I was dating for 2 months about three weeks ago bc he wasn’t putting the same energy/effort in/wasn’t on the same page & he waited two weeks before texting me twice a week to make small talk and then showed up to a local thing he knows my friends and I go to every weekend… just to “avoid me” but look at me the whole time. Men simply cannot stand being forgotten lol.
"I'm just here to bother you" is the most honest statement 😂😂😂
Amen 😅
Classic 👌😂😂
That and "You look like you're starting to move on with your life and...I don't like that"
"You look like you're starting to move on with your life and...I don't like that"
Ha ha I just posted the same thing!
Translation: "I tried playing the field but couldn't do any better than you. Wanna let me waste your time again?"
Oh yes. So familiar 😊
Made me laugh.
EXACTLY.💯 I just made a similar comment, before seeing this one.
EXACTLY hahaha
@@angelareimann6433that’s a compliment tho. It’s worse when they do find “better than you” easily. :/
The man child freakout on “it doesn’t matter” had me. 😂😂
i died at that part 😂😂
what gets me is you identifying it as "man child freakout" 😅
This is such a perfect caricature that I feel almost obligated to send this to my ex - almost.
alright fine i won’t then 😅😂
Same 🤣🤣🤣
It would be really funny if you did. I vote yes.😄
No do it!
Same… except I started dating mine again. 😂🙌🙈
The man didn't contact me for *EIGHT MONTHS* but within two days of me getting back on Tinder guess who's back in my DMs
Sis, ignore him. Live your best life without that shit.
Swear to god they can sense it when we start to move on. It’s creepy
just the opening line being “it looks like you’re moving on with your life and … i don’t like that” 😂😂 and the fact that as soon as they hear you did the tiniest anything with anyone they start acting like you’ve greatly wronged them 🥴🥴
Exactly, even if they did much worse
@@someone3187 Oh especially if they did worse!
My ex had two women lined up waiting for me to leave! He was showing off both within hours!! Yet he was still trying to tell me he was miserable without me and wanted me back… How are they all the same somehow??
@@NewNameNaomiIf all the men you know are the same, then that's because you keep selecting that type of man.
Of my male friends not one is like the other, but chances are you would pick exactly the one that is how you described as a potential partner.
@@carlpanzram7081not all the men I know I are like that. But these kinds of ex’s are all like that. I do not buy into “all men are…” or “all women are…”. So thank you but I’m right there with ya.
if my ex wrote a shopping list and presented it to me that would actually be pretty impressive on his part.
HAHAHAH
he now makes gym content „I am not trying to be fit, I am trying to forget 😔😔“
Lol
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm rotten fruit". 😂😂 xx
threw up in my mouth at that one
"I'm a shitty person" DUH fucking do something about it then.
It got the song "in a sexual way" by slothrust stuck in my head.
@@sarahcrawford189 Haha, that's perfect. Didn't know the song but it's already been added to my "time to go" playlist 😄
LOL. My ex called me on New Years Day a few years back to tell me he slept with someone else the night before - when I let him know I'd also slept with someone new, he told me he hated me! I said, but you did exactly the same thing? He said "Yuh, but I felt bad about it!" Oh brother, give me a break. Then he blocked me. 😂
Edit - I forgot to say, we'd broken up because he cheated on me. Just makes things extra bizarre imo
A enemigo que corre, puente de plata, as we say in Spanish. Meaning: if the enemy runs away, (let's build them) a silver bridge.
@@Amadis691 That's beautiful, I love it! 😊♥️
@@pw2160 Not at all!
You're lucky he blocked you as he might have wasted some more of your time otherwise.
What a wuss 😂
😂 I think I know this guy!!!
“I slept with 25women… It doesn’t matter!!!!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I DO know this guy.
Please tell me you weren’t one of the 25 😂
@@heatherwhite2788Ofcourse she was.
They haven't slept with 25 woman by chance, they are charming and confident.
@@carlpanzram7081Oh no you’re an r/niceguy
Bring in the german mum to put him back in his place! I feel like she would slap some sense into him!
There wouldn't be much dialog 🤭
"What is wrong with you? Leave my daughter alone and get out of here, aber zack zack!" 😄
Hahaha. Yes she would ruin him.
What a FANTASTIC idea 😂
Men like this die alone unless they pay somone to be there! When my ex said that he wanted to be friends, I let him know that friends are people you like and want to spend time with. Then I followed it up with that I had enough friends to talk to.
the letter part was personal and I'm suddenly going down a spiral of all the red flags I ignored thank you for this agony
It's so easy to not see them with rose-colored glasses, I've been there.
I had one of these. He came over adn had made me a wooden box to keep photos of us in it and asked me to marry him. He had ended a four year relationship because he'd freaked out over how I cut an onion. I didn't marry him.
how did you cut the onion
I gotta know about this onion technique 😂
f
How do you cut onion?
😂😂😂
Not my ex calling me a traitor for hooking up with someone else after he broke up with me and hooked up with 3 new people and told me about it
flailing around and “i don’t have my life together 😩” LMAOOOOO
It's common among the narcissists to think that merely admitting a mistake is enough to absolve it. But they can't forgive someone else who made the same mistake, curiously.
This
My friend’s toxic waste ex boyfriend did this whole schtick, including the FIFTEEN PAGE handwritten letter. I told her to burn it. She got back with him. Two weeks later, she dumped him for good and told me I was right. Good for her.
Her genius knows no bounds. The woman is an oracle. I bow.
She is so frigging talented.
After 6 years he messages me on Facebook. I forgot I hadn't blocked him.
Him: I probably shouldn't be doing this.
Me: Then don't.
Him: (typing bubbles)
Me: *blocked*
QUEEN. Spread the message 🗣️
why is the part with the little *nose exhale* laugh with the endearing eyes giving me a fight or flight response. way too accurate
Wtf MY EX did the same thing!! Is this like a physical narc red flag?
“I see ur moving on with ur life… i dont like that..”😂
😂😂"you miss me too?..YIKES."
You caught that too… the avoidant attachment instant pull-away at mutual interest. Sigh. How did she cram so much accurate nuance into this?!
@@PetitHibou72 lmao the woman has a gift
I feel like this is just Timothée Chamalet’s acting, the body language is on point! 😂
I had the exact same thought 😆
100%😂
acting? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It’s ok when he does it 👀
😂😂 why do they do this?? Split with my ex amicably, even had a few sporadic conversations at events as we went to the same Uni and agreed to be civil. 5 months later, he’s at the club on my birthday acting like an absolute ass and when I called him out on it, his excuse was that he still had feelings for me and was “having a hard time”. My dude, you couldn’t have figured that out a little earlier? 5 months have gone by and I am finally happy, go tf away
“Feelings” = “horny” and nobody will sleep with this sleaze lol
Exactly! In any case, if he still has feelings for you, why is that any justification to treat you like an ass then? you're supposed to be kind to and make your partner happy, no?
Some people are just terrified of the possibility that you aren't hung up on them. It's a real blow to their ego.
"I'm just here to bother you." Yup, he will be forgotten about.
😂 When my ex broke up with me he said something like "I hope we can still be friends and tell each other if we start seeing other people"
It's such a strange thing to wish lol
RED FLAG
Why exactly they asking this? Red flag absolutely yes, but whyyyyy
@@feeausberlin8947They want to know if you are available as a backup sex partner. Also to dissuade you from sleeping with someone else (because u promised to tell if you do.)
@@feeausberlin8947because they still feel ownership over their ex
As someone whose genuinely toxic boyfriend dumped her over a text after ghosting me for four days, after getting wasted, *HIGHLY* accurate. 😂😂
Girl did you take over my account in the night or did we date the same loser 😂
This is gold 😂 I miss the way you walk.. one foot in front of the other...and of course that is the reason I reach you out of the blue. 😅 Terribly accurate.
My most recent breakup has gone like this
Me:I don't like the way you speak to me and if it doesn't change I'm leaving
Him: ok
Me:hey nothing changed I'm done
Him: ok I hate you
Me: ok
Him: (1 week later)wanna be my girlfriend again?
Me: nothing changed so no
Him: ok I hate you
Me:ok
Him: (2 days later) marry me?
Me: no
Him: ok I hate you
😀❓
The body language of “it doesn’t matter!” Was so spot on awesome!
*You know.. they talk about disrespect*
"the disrespect" i actually did have an ex who said this to me when he found out i went to a bar night with my classmates the week he dumped me 💀 men really dont want your life to go on after they leave lmaoo
100% my ex. Started suddenly talking to me all the time and asking if he could hug me and I was like...dude...didn't YOU break up with ME?
Soooo many characters. Your depth is unparalleled. I just keep watching them over and over.
after watching this i had to close my phone for like 5 minutes and do breathing exercises GOD your skits are so good its like a man baby was right in front of me
Wow I'd be impressed if my ex learned to write a shopping list.
"One foot in front of the other..." 😂😂
Talk, with your mouth" 😂😂
Whenever I see something funny I want to share with my ex I remember that I'll be like this guy, and I let us both move on with our lives instead
I mean it is fully possible to be friends with your ex, as long as neither of you are this much of an insecure ass 😂
That’s very self-aware of you. Keep it up.
I literally just had this conversation 2 min ago
Ew so sorry hope you can live your life in peace now 😅
@@xLiLlyx98 oh, thank you very kindly lol💜💜
Literally everything from the facial expressions to the tone of voice to the body language is PERFECT. I can’t stop watching it again and again-it’s wonderful! I adore this sketch!!! 😂❤🥰☺️
Handwritten letter with my hand 🤭
The bar is set sky high 🤣
Don't be TOO impressed 😅
Oh my god the letter - my ex wrote me two pages, which he then read to me. I was *not* allowed to interrupt (so I even got the 'GIVE ME A MINUTE) and afterwards he tried to accuse me of cheating on him with my new boyfriend (does that mean I also get to tick the "are you seeing someone??" box?)
A friend of mine who knew him since they were both little later told me that one time he wrote an ex girlfriend a whole ass sonnet 😂 (and then broke up with her again a short while later because he remembered he was bored in the relationship lmao)
You're well rid of him. What a self righteous bore, lmfao!
I mean it sounds sweet without the extra info tbf
What a fucking mess
This lady is pure comedy !Simply brilliant in her characterizations!
“-And I don’t like that.” LMFAO 😂
She has this character down pact. I really felt that “It doesn’t matter!”
Was like “bravo!” 👏
Do we all have the same ex here or what 😂
The I'm just here to bother you is so accurate lol 😂
UGHHHHFHTH the amount of times I have fallen for this
This is so reliable to the ex- boyfriend really spot on.
Perfect! One of my exes called to tell me about a date he went on. When I told him I was dating someone new, he hung up on me 🤣
I have fallen in love with your acting!! its great...stuck scrolling now.
The increasing levels of unhinged energy with every jump cut, the increasing amount of disheveled appearance, completely makes this so accurate I can't 😩👌💯
„I‘m rotten fruit.“ 😂😂😂
"this is my shopping list" knocked me out 😂😂
The “It doesn’t matter!” gave me flashbacks to high school OMG.
This hit a little close to home
“I don’t have my life together”😂😂
BEST part😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂
This is a work of art. Hats off 😅
Oh my god, this reminds me of an ex who two months after our breakup emailed me to tell me that he had seen me out with a man and that meant I had been cheating on him. He just couldn't accept that I broke up with him because he was a horrible boyfriend. 😅 He had to do it by email because I had blocked him on everything else.
Apart from the good sketch (fitting lines, great acting, as always!), just wanted to say that you rock the tomboy style!
I feel so called out 😅 time to look in the mirror
“OoooOoUghHghhhh…gimmie a minute”
Please do more of him!!!! This is the best
You held hands with someone?
Oooooohhhh Gimme a minute 😂
Literally my Pisces ex
I feel sorry for all 25 ladies he slept with, I don't know in what state they must have been to do that to themselves 😢
My ex from 10 years ago, still messaging me.
Guys mad you having one single feeling for someone months after you break up but want you to not care when they sleep with 25 women the day you break up.
Was it a couple hours before or a couple hours after my guy?
Stop dating guys who are ABLE to sleep with 25 women right after you break up. Most good, normal men couldn't do that if they wanted to. You're selecting for players. Men who can get sex whenever they want tend not to settle down or appreciate the woman they have. If he could get 25 other women to sleep with him what about you is so special it would keep him committed and loyal? Probably nothing. Most of us are not as special as we like to think.
You’ve met my ex husband, I see. You forgot the part where he threatens to never talk to me again and is SHOCKED when I say okay 👍🏼😊
Good god did you date my ex?
My favorite character! Also your Berlin girl. I’d love to see the Berlin girl and crud together 🥰👏🙌🏻
My ex broke up with me 3 times, he came back all 3 of those saying he missed me so much and that I was the best he ever had and I made him happy and then he left me because people he hung out with thought I was weird and he "didn't want me to go through that" 😃😃😃
Nate from devil wears prada:
This lady cracks me up so on point every time! Thanks for the laughs ❤
"One foot in front of the other ".. that killed me.😂😂😂
"Oh this is my shopping list" 😅😅😅
This is GOLD
The facial expressions are perfect… so perfect… I’m having flashbacks to days before my husband.
So goddamn accurate. Looove when they come crawling back and I’m no longer interested ☺️
Anyone who days " do sex "😮
Someone had a lucky escape. The mentality of a 12 year old: & not the brightest.
“You little rascal”
The mix of completely unwarranted hopeful confidence, self-pity, and sudden childlike aggression is uncanny. I can't stop binging Laura's shorts, she's amazingly talented.
Why is this so accurate 💀
The reaction to the hand holding ☠️
Hilarious! I love the "you miss me too.. yikes" and the "I don't have my life together"
The "you miss me too? .. yikes" is too accurate
This is so perfect!
Literally my ex after 3 months
the handwritten letter part is hitting home and a few other things too. 😂 help
I’m just here to bother you 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤hilarious 😂 😃 😄 you are a gem!!!
Ok this is GOLD hahahha
You are hilarious low-rah! 😂
Accurate AF
I saw the thumbnail and thought this was a Mr. Ballen cosplay for a sec
lol I ended things with a guy I was dating for 2 months about three weeks ago bc he wasn’t putting the same energy/effort in/wasn’t on the same page & he waited two weeks before texting me twice a week to make small talk and then showed up to a local thing he knows my friends and I go to every weekend… just to “avoid me” but look at me the whole time.
Men simply cannot stand being forgotten lol.
omg this is the absolute best…🥰