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  • Опубліковано 18 лют 2020
  • LPC 16
    longmontpotioncastle.com/
    www.noisetent.com/DUCat.html

КОМЕНТАРІ • 162

  • @charjl96
    @charjl96 3 роки тому +203

    "I will get you the tuna sandwich". I like that guy. What a good guy.

    • @theclockworkcadaver7025
      @theclockworkcadaver7025 3 роки тому +29

      Some say he's waiting out front with that tuna sandwich to this day...

    • @brickchains1
      @brickchains1 Рік тому +7

      i'll bet you didn't even know the "dynamite" was a throwback to the call where the lady offers him ribcage

    • @michaelsnow7252
      @michaelsnow7252 4 місяці тому

      touch yourself....

  • @wrldwideindifference
    @wrldwideindifference 3 роки тому +160

    this guy is the reason i answer every call from a number i do not recognise.

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 9 місяців тому +17

      I rarely answer calls and the possibility that I may have unwittingly missed a LPC prank is truly a depressing thought

  • @borgwardd24
    @borgwardd24 3 роки тому +124

    Guy at the end is super chill.

    • @Eueueyw
      @Eueueyw 3 роки тому +1

      Sex

    • @Zack-Dean
      @Zack-Dean 2 роки тому +2

      Agreed

    • @neverroll
      @neverroll 8 місяців тому

      alright touch yourself. cya later

  • @andyisaspy
    @andyisaspy 3 роки тому +51

    6:08 "Touch yourself" Has gotta be the best way to say goodbye ever

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 роки тому +7

      So casual. That guy rules.
      _I will get you the tuna sandwich._

  • @ajax420336
    @ajax420336 3 роки тому +82

    You can call me Bry-bry, OK?

  • @macklemorganfreeman8488
    @macklemorganfreeman8488 3 роки тому +33

    4:25 my favorite line in LPC's entire discography

  • @chadstrats
    @chadstrats 3 роки тому +109

    IM GONNA SEND .... 20.... BOOTCAMP GRADUATES

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 3 роки тому +27

      TO CODE YOUR ASS SO HARD YOU WON'T WALK AGAIN

    • @IncredulousIndividual
      @IncredulousIndividual 3 роки тому +2

      jacob stevenson JACOB SON OF STEVEN

    • @cominroitover80
      @cominroitover80 3 роки тому +13

      She has braces. I know she has braces I can hear it.

    • @Godzillafan1980
      @Godzillafan1980 3 роки тому +4

      She was DRUNK as SHIT you can hear it in her SPEECH

    • @fossticles1618
      @fossticles1618 3 роки тому +5

      Coding grads. Real scared.

  • @rucksacks
    @rucksacks 3 роки тому +38

    IM A FULL STACK WEB DEVELOPER NOW

    • @plekkchand
      @plekkchand Рік тому +5

      Well, it must impress someone. Maybe only them...

  • @armorykittington
    @armorykittington 3 роки тому +22

    That last dude, so sincerely complying with making him a sandwich and not worrying about a potential lawsuit warms my heart.

  • @nicotinepoisoning
    @nicotinepoisoning Рік тому +19

    2:24 Joe Sour is one of the greatest characters

  • @ruckusmania
    @ruckusmania 2 роки тому +24

    the man’s ability to make fake names is astounding

  • @googleuser7771
    @googleuser7771 3 роки тому +73

    I don't understand how you can get so angry over one call like this

    • @tehrobotjesus
      @tehrobotjesus 3 роки тому +20

      Rumor has it that he calls some of these people over and over.

    • @DudeInOhio85
      @DudeInOhio85 3 роки тому +32

      One call? Lol he calls these people dozens of times. Some people he has called for literally years. He has been calling Alex Trebek for at least a decade

    • @Mikados_Advark12
      @Mikados_Advark12 3 роки тому +2

      Americans lose their cool so easily - wet their pants

    • @dynamite953
      @dynamite953 3 роки тому +11

      Bro it was the Sabbath ...

    • @phineasmurph9539
      @phineasmurph9539 3 роки тому

      I remember watching this horror you tube video story of this one business that was harassed constantly he ended up killing himself makes you think..

  • @mrRufffnTumble
    @mrRufffnTumble 3 роки тому +22

    That's ol' Bo's hose, don't be touchin on it, cause he'll find out.

  • @Marcus_Halberstram
    @Marcus_Halberstram 3 роки тому +18

    "I'll come over to your house and I don't need the police, okay? Stay out of my affairs!"

    • @bortfrock3799
      @bortfrock3799 2 роки тому +1

      Well, stay out of my house, my...property!

  • @rafnaj1
    @rafnaj1 3 роки тому +13

    Damn, LPC called the irl Luanne Platter.

  • @coomservative
    @coomservative 3 роки тому +13

    if he honors the sabbath how did he answer the phone?

    • @a.mcintosh
      @a.mcintosh Рік тому +2

      he maybe thought it was an emergency

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran 2 роки тому +9

    As long as you stay out of my way, we should be in good shape.
    "Well lemme get your name"
    I'm Bobo.

  • @donutboythemesong2618
    @donutboythemesong2618 2 роки тому +10

    "Well you can call me bri bri ok?" HAHAHAHA

  • @ProgSnob14
    @ProgSnob14 3 роки тому +15

    LPC is a true craftsman, he's currently doing some calls for me.

  • @Eighty8percent
    @Eighty8percent Рік тому +12

    i've always loved how the girl not only thinks graduating a bootcamp is impressive, but she thinks threatening 20 of them on LPC is scary

  • @Nytephyre
    @Nytephyre 3 роки тому +41

    She said she'd have like 50 coders up there to beat his ass. Coders...LMAO

    • @RWS402
      @RWS402 3 роки тому +35

      They're going to code his app, guy

    • @mattnhormann
      @mattnhormann 3 роки тому +10

      Don't mess with his hose.

  • @nevertellmethaoddz8581
    @nevertellmethaoddz8581 2 роки тому +6

    Hahaha this is that same dude LPC called about the donkeys going buckwild 🤣

  • @grugg3108
    @grugg3108 3 роки тому +16

    That last guy was cool

  • @baneblade48
    @baneblade48 9 місяців тому +2

    3:00-3:35 🤣.One of my favourite lines of his. Along with "up thar"

  • @TangoSierra888
    @TangoSierra888 3 роки тому +15

    “Don’t mess with my hose, cuz I’ll find out about it if you do-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo....”

  • @mrsmith4435
    @mrsmith4435 3 роки тому +11

    I love how rude these northerners are when they answer the phone

  • @ninjaman1138
    @ninjaman1138 3 роки тому +6

    "ok, touch yourself, see you later" ahahahahaha
    ythat made me cry!!!

  • @chase7914
    @chase7914 3 роки тому +12

    GET WHAT I NEEEEEEEEED!

  • @jadetaylor6093
    @jadetaylor6093 8 місяців тому +3

    Dude i really love this one cause he's asking people if he can shit where they shit and theyre MAD.

  • @Vector2112
    @Vector2112 10 місяців тому +5

    Gots what I neeeeduh…

  • @throwaway-ds6yg
    @throwaway-ds6yg 9 місяців тому +4

    I'm in the lavendar house.

  • @manelew7482
    @manelew7482 3 роки тому +8

    What's the problem? He has his own hose.

  • @disturbedK0
    @disturbedK0 3 роки тому +72

    lmao "OF COURSE NOT ITS SABBATH FOR ME!" well said old jewish man

  • @mattnhormann
    @mattnhormann 3 роки тому +7

    "Yes, yes..."

  • @Russelltainment
    @Russelltainment 2 роки тому +4

    "leave me be young lady"

  • @MrDjbeatsmith
    @MrDjbeatsmith 3 роки тому +2

    I have finally found you my brother..

  • @mattnhormann
    @mattnhormann 2 роки тому +1

    "Why is this such a big deal? It's, uh, you know... I'm gonna do it, it'll be fine."

  • @supernova00500
    @supernova00500 3 роки тому +25

    The Jewish guy low key sounded like Hitler near the end of the call

  • @bigwebsite727
    @bigwebsite727 3 роки тому +7

    ...im gonna do it. Itll be fine.

  • @djabroni_brochacho4644
    @djabroni_brochacho4644 3 роки тому +10

    So does he just pop straight into the hose, or does he use a funnel and a pushrod to get it down thurr?

    • @brickchains1
      @brickchains1 Рік тому +7

      if you poke around and find out, he's gonna know about it

  • @marcofdelos
    @marcofdelos 3 роки тому +6

    ...yes...yes...

  • @defaultname7685
    @defaultname7685 11 місяців тому +2

    That second guy sounded like my rabbi

  • @Gaylent
    @Gaylent 3 роки тому +10

    Longmont is going to give that old Jewish guy a heart attack.

  • @20thcenturyfoxyoutube
    @20thcenturyfoxyoutube Рік тому +3

    0:48 Joe

  • @adakattak
    @adakattak Рік тому +1

    The 2nd person sounds like the one who is tied into nearly The whole of LPC 19... “you criminal!!”

  • @stoneyboyd
    @stoneyboyd Рік тому +3

    4:38 is he talking to Luanne Platter or something?

  • @Russelltainment
    @Russelltainment 2 роки тому +6

    "You MUDDA PHUKKA!" XD

  • @DabutCHeR3000
    @DabutCHeR3000 4 роки тому +8

    It's Sabbath

  • @Godzillafan1980
    @Godzillafan1980 3 роки тому +5

    What are you doin upaire?

  • @billt7283
    @billt7283 3 роки тому +7

    You don’t get that hoseeee. Lmfao the Indian guy

    • @IncredulousIndividual
      @IncredulousIndividual 3 роки тому +7

      That was a jew

    • @devintariel3769
      @devintariel3769 3 роки тому +2

      @@IncredulousIndividual Hey there's jewish Indians other there. Colchi and Baghdadi Jews. One of Indias famous gernals was a jew.

    • @devintariel3769
      @devintariel3769 3 роки тому

      @@IncredulousIndividual cochin I mean

    • @IncredulousIndividual
      @IncredulousIndividual 3 роки тому +4

      Devin Terrio I really don’t care. It was a Hebrew accent

    • @zecchinoroni
      @zecchinoroni 3 роки тому +1

      Devin Terrio yeah but they don’t have Yiddish accents

  • @jfrancis98
    @jfrancis98 6 місяців тому

    You mean your mother and daughter are hose??
    Best comeback ever.

  • @russellroberts6220
    @russellroberts6220 3 роки тому +1

    "Oh, you sure do." 😆

  • @itdies2dayyo
    @itdies2dayyo 5 місяців тому +1

    Bill?
    This is Bo

  • @barfyman-wn3id
    @barfyman-wn3id 3 місяці тому

    The last guy is a sweetheart

  • @FranGrandees
    @FranGrandees 3 роки тому +12

    Curious, how would a web stack developer "code" an ass?

    • @thingyee1118
      @thingyee1118 3 роки тому +14

      I'll send it on a diskette. I got a matrix over here.

    • @devintariel3769
      @devintariel3769 3 роки тому +5

      @@thingyee1118 ill fax it over to ye and ill settle with ya at the end of my stay

    • @devintariel3769
      @devintariel3769 3 роки тому +3

      DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED

    • @williammcguire130
      @williammcguire130 3 роки тому +2

      @@thingyee1118 what's your netiquette for that?

    • @sd8213
      @sd8213 Рік тому +2

      They email a 5.5 inch floppy to you

  • @cherryontop7092
    @cherryontop7092 3 роки тому +3

    You can call me BRI-BRI

  • @MundusTransit
    @MundusTransit Рік тому +1

    up 'ere

  • @JamesFHarrison
    @JamesFHarrison 3 роки тому +27

    That girl sounded real weird...

    • @theharbingerofconflation
      @theharbingerofconflation 3 роки тому +15

      As an actual programmer I went and set all my apps on github to private, she said she is gonna code them so hard it scared me. Especially since she is a web developer! Nobody likes React.

    • @ellgro
      @ellgro 3 роки тому +7

      @@theharbingerofconflation FULL STACK web developer no less

    • @GeddyRC
      @GeddyRC 3 роки тому

      Susan Wojcicki vuejs is where it be

    • @theharbingerofconflation
      @theharbingerofconflation 3 роки тому +1

      @@GeddyRC stop it you're scaring me

  • @Korey47
    @Korey47 4 роки тому +1

    Fucking awesome

  • @ryanfromcc5834
    @ryanfromcc5834 Місяць тому

    Says he’s Jewish but sounds like a whole painter speech

  • @scrunklepunk
    @scrunklepunk 3 роки тому +2

    YOU DON'T GET THE HORSE

  • @vonSachsenbach
    @vonSachsenbach 9 місяців тому +1

    I'm a full stack web developer now.

  • @theflanman420420
    @theflanman420420 3 роки тому +4

    I’m local

  • @leeborocz-johnson1649
    @leeborocz-johnson1649 2 місяці тому

    Assess the damage at the end

  • @fouyuck89
    @fouyuck89 3 роки тому +1

    A tuna sandwich? 🧨

  • @Daponics89
    @Daponics89 3 роки тому +2

    Touch yourself...see ya later.

  • @thejkyle
    @thejkyle 3 роки тому +127

    Wow, swearing on the Sabbath. -1 Jew Point.

    • @devintariel3769
      @devintariel3769 3 роки тому +4

      What in G_ds name did you say

    • @devintariel3769
      @devintariel3769 3 роки тому +3

      Hahaha

    • @ilimes
      @ilimes 3 роки тому +10

      @@jaighter make it permanent

    • @Kai_Peters
      @Kai_Peters 3 роки тому +9

      No worries. On Kapparot he will transfer his sins onto a chicken and spin the animal over his head before killing it.
      This tricks God into forgiving him

    • @BlackMasterRoshi
      @BlackMasterRoshi 2 роки тому +6

      @@Kai_Peters oh those lovable tricksters always *subverting* expectations 😂

  • @teriyaki_chicken
    @teriyaki_chicken 9 місяців тому +2

    yer a climinal

  • @chewface
    @chewface 3 роки тому +47

    Man, that guy went straight for the Jew card. LMAO

  • @NODRULE
    @NODRULE 4 роки тому +1

    ;D

  • @mythosinfinite6736
    @mythosinfinite6736 3 роки тому +8

    HOAW DA FAK IS THAAAS

  • @kaidiirty6100
    @kaidiirty6100 6 місяців тому

    “Okay, touch yourself, see ya later”

  • @popblawo
    @popblawo 4 місяці тому +1

    Comment

  • @crypttonite
    @crypttonite 4 роки тому +4

    repeat customers

  • @TopTierTealTippedSpears
    @TopTierTealTippedSpears 3 роки тому

    Call the who now?

  • @martinal-almani3192
    @martinal-almani3192 3 роки тому

    Whos pranking WHO here

  • @nahyeah7138
    @nahyeah7138 3 роки тому +8

    Praise Dankula

  • @sladerheaume
    @sladerheaume 12 днів тому

    Of course Sour Joe is a Heeb 😂

  • @cominroitover80
    @cominroitover80 3 роки тому +6

    4:52 she sounds like she has braces

  • @autumnwinter3639
    @autumnwinter3639 Місяць тому +1

    that code girl was so annoying

  • @shayneswenson
    @shayneswenson 3 роки тому +14

    “IM JEWISH”
    Explains everything.

  • @nickn8302
    @nickn8302 3 роки тому

    ...yes...yes...

  • @mattleary5714
    @mattleary5714 3 роки тому +3

    I’m local