Since so many of you have asked. Here's the link to buy "the book" Features an extended interview with LPC and a cast of 30 International cartoonists and artists. pigroastpublishing.com/product/freak-buck-alexi-zeren/
Hey guy, is that interview Euclidean? or.. i mean, how tangible is it on a philosophical level? What kind of a scale are we talking here? Also, does it come with bees? Or are they sold separately
@@freakbuck hey listen here, BUCKO that's neither here nor there. i'm tryna rope down this helicopter out the AIR up errrrrr. Ya got any ROPE you could loan a fella? huh sport?
-checkered demon☑ -if there ever were a good lord☑ -orb within an orb☑ -coin for a taco☑ -Tom Hanks exhibit☑ -weary woodsman☑ -gruesome gultch☑ -big ol' billy & lil' freddy☑ -incorrect Deliverance banjo riff☑ -this is really happening☑ -joe sour every time☑ holy shit this is fucking FULL of gems, my god
i think that was an easter egg he threw to lpc once e realized who it was. which is strange that he didnt know immediately, unless he was just trying to make the call last as long as possible
@christdolphin69 Yeah I'm pretty sure it just took him a while to realize. When I ran into Pat in Philly he said it was surreal because he'd just been getting into LPC and had written a little blurb about him in his zine. He assumed the call was related to that.
It was revealed that Little Freddy had a microchip planted in the back of his skull. And... when I told Big Billy about it he did somersaults for the last two hours
Is there a particular order of listening that refers back to the book pages? The book is wonderful by the way, I didn’t know it was possible to have so many colors on paper 😮 it’s blowin my mind!
@@agoogleuser704 No, not really. Longmont is quoting directly from the book in quite a bit of these calls but there's not any kind of guide. Maybe Talkinwhipipedia could get on that! Also thank you! We worked with Prolific Group in Canada, probably the best full-color offset printer in the game.
A friend of mine had him call another friend for his birthday - since the birthday guy was a big fan, he obv could recognize him pretty quick (what with the special fx and voice being very recognizable to anyone familiar), so he started recording it ASAP and got nearly all _10 minutes_ of it. He sent it to me and it was my first experience listening to this guy. It did not disappoint. I'm a huge fan now lol. It was just some random guy he was calling, with no intention of officially releasing it anywhere and he clearly put his full effort into it which is pretty awesome.
It's not really a proper release, more of a tie-in little treat to promote the book I interviewed LPC for. Although one of these calls actually made it onto LPC 20!
...Yeah Hi I was calling about that Mutant Dog that was on the news in the neighborhood? it was revealed that it had a microchip planted in the back of his skull, they call him the Checkered Demon...yknow?
Thank you! He really outdid himself here. Consider checking out the book, it includes a 20+ page LPC interview w/ tons of art, comics and everything in between.
I don't want to speculate, but maybe LPC wants to be paid for his work and hes finally claiming abusive channels? If you're looking for a specific album, I would recommend just buying it. The more we support Longmont, the more time he has for calls!
Since so many of you have asked.
Here's the link to buy "the book"
Features an extended interview with LPC and a cast of 30 International cartoonists and artists.
pigroastpublishing.com/product/freak-buck-alexi-zeren/
I gotta new banjo 🪕 😮
Hey guy, is that interview Euclidean? or.. i mean, how tangible is it on a philosophical level? What kind of a scale are we talking here? Also, does it come with bees? Or are they sold separately
@@DarkMetaOFFICIAL You snorting smoke up ere?
@@freakbuck hey listen here, BUCKO that's neither here nor there. i'm tryna rope down this helicopter out the AIR up errrrrr. Ya got any ROPE you could loan a fella? huh sport?
@@freakbuck goin BUCK wile
👴🏻”WHO ARE YOU??!”
🤓”I’m a GALLERY 💅🏻”
👴🏻”YOURE A SONNOVA BEECH CHRIMINAL”😡
That sums it up pretty well 😂
Joe Sour with the most confrontational answering of a phone call
Joe's got that dawg in him
-checkered demon☑
-if there ever were a good lord☑
-orb within an orb☑
-coin for a taco☑
-Tom Hanks exhibit☑
-weary woodsman☑
-gruesome gultch☑
-big ol' billy & lil' freddy☑
-incorrect Deliverance banjo riff☑
-this is really happening☑
-joe sour every time☑
holy shit this is fucking FULL of gems, my god
And free sandwiches for all the countrymen.
somersaults for two hours straight
It’s an orb within an orb event
Wouldn't you agree the concept of a divine presence enclosed within sanctified boundaries is very much alive?
@@ZeranZeran A leaf peeper is a person who visits particular areas, especially in New England, to view the autumn foliage.
@@bingerz237 yeah it sHoUlD be *GuuuuuD*
@@bingerz237Indeed that is the condition of the living cell
wow i am so proud to have been pranked by LPC
Pat great stuff
Thanks for being such a good sport boo
I bet you, Joe feels the same way .
@@nahtesalinas1917 This is really happening
@@nahtesalinas1917 ask little freddy
the Himalayan Quasar Magnet School
Nice mouthful there
They got the calvary of two legged animals down there
I love how he plays the Deliverance riff wrong
"My name's Moffatt Blip. I got your number from Big Ol' Billy."
I never knew Tom hanks was the patron behind the pork chop surprise installation… that’s crazy
hope he has a good time at gruesome gulch
~this is really happening~
I’m feelin like a weary woodsman here
Fell a victim
"I moved from Chatsworth, CA." [ *_Deliverance_* banjo music. ]
The orb within an orb. You've been invited.
This is the best example of LPC avant garde poetry
I consider this high ass art
I like the new “if there ever were a good lord” phrase, that’s good stuff there.
It really puts the gravy on the biscuits
Glad to hear ol' Joe is still alive. He was 92 a number of years ago.
Did he ever pay for those toilets?? Yes a criminal and his parents should be ashamed of themselves!
his rage keeps him alive
What would LPC calls be without him
@KoldAsHell He really has become the new Alex Trebek. I'm pretty sure Joe used to be LPC's scummy landlord. Kind of explains a lot.
@@freakbuck lmfao that makes it even better
LPC has pulled me out of some dark times. Thanks dude wherever you are! 🤘🏾
For real!!
when u feel like a flipchild, just go buck wild
Flipwild kills me every time
@@shliggyb couple double flip, triple double chip!
time to put peddle to the metal guy.
freaky bucky freak buck bucky freaky
Always nice to stumble upon these unofficial LPC calls.
These calls are certified official my friend. Thanks for the kind words. Check out the book!
@@ZeranZeran They're definitely worthy of an album appearance.
@@freakbuck hey
@@freakbuck Can you ship to Niwot?
@@spikespiegel2246 yes probably, shoot Pig Roast Publishing an email!
What are the odds he was unironically waiting for a UPS call and knew he was LPC
i think that was an easter egg he threw to lpc once e realized who it was. which is strange that he didnt know immediately, unless he was just trying to make the call last as long as possible
@christdolphin69 Yeah I'm pretty sure it just took him a while to realize. When I ran into Pat in Philly he said it was surreal because he'd just been getting into LPC and had written a little blurb about him in his zine. He assumed the call was related to that.
The least likely event to occur in history: @19:40 Someone tells Longmont Potion Castle they'd rather be talking to UPS.
subtle reference drop to hint he knows it's LPC
@@broggully I think he was just a nice guy.
It was revealed that Little Freddy had a microchip planted in the back of his skull. And... when I told Big Billy about it he did somersaults for the last two hours
If you're interested in figuring out the references, pick up a copy of the book bub :)
"im small im not a planet" I caught that microphones reference
11:45 "In my book, you're a peice of crap"
So fucking funny
A coin for a taco
No chærge
The orb within an orb will be on display for all to see and the countrymen get free sandwiches!
"I'm feelin' like a weary woodsman"
That last one has got to be the best call I've heard where LPC is recognized. Lovely stuff
0:00 Superchief Gallery
3:28 Bill Sienkiewicz
6:28 Bob Burden
8:52 Tyler Nacho
12:05 Danny Hellman
17:16 Pat Aulisio
Is there a particular order of listening that refers back to the book pages? The book is wonderful by the way, I didn’t know it was possible to have so many colors on paper 😮 it’s blowin my mind!
@@agoogleuser704 No, not really. Longmont is quoting directly from the book in quite a bit of these calls but there's not any kind of guide. Maybe Talkinwhipipedia could get on that!
Also thank you! We worked with Prolific Group in Canada, probably the best full-color offset printer in the game.
I'm very excited to get mine. Best believe I'll be doing somersaults
I would be honored to receive a prank call from LPC.
100$, will call anyone lol
@@kellyerinmusumeci2955 har har har 🙄
Likewise lol
A friend of mine had him call another friend for his birthday - since the birthday guy was a big fan, he obv could recognize him pretty quick (what with the special fx and voice being very recognizable to anyone familiar), so he started recording it ASAP and got nearly all _10 minutes_ of it. He sent it to me and it was my first experience listening to this guy. It did not disappoint. I'm a huge fan now lol. It was just some random guy he was calling, with no intention of officially releasing it anywhere and he clearly put his full effort into it which is pretty awesome.
There needs to be a comic book about the Checkered Demon.
I can't tell if you're goofing
@@freakbuck You'll be goofing all over the ground when I come up 'ere.
@@freakbuckmy fist’ll be goofin on your lips
"The nothing I'm doing is preferable to this insane bullshit you're spouting"
The introvert in me agrees.
Himalayan quasar magnet school.... wtf thats...amazing
How the hell is Joe still alive? It's been 83 since like LPC 14
Well, he’s naturally very even keeled. And I believe all the meditation and yoga help too.
@@Guido.Fawkes.1exactly that, he’s very very evenly keeled.
"Tom is heading to Gruesome Gulch."
"Oh, that's cool."
The repeated calls to Joe were hilarious
Yeah, but did he write that book tho?
Joe's a dang bulldog, love that man
This is brilliant. How have I not heard this one yet?
It's not really a proper release, more of a tie-in little treat to promote the book I interviewed LPC for. Although one of these calls actually made it onto LPC 20!
You are a criminal!!! Gotta love Joe
Yore uh sheekunchit kleeminul!
I think that one guy figured it out and tried to lure Longmont out by serving him up a UPS COD call on a platter
yeah I think I saw Tom Hanks down by the Greasy Gopher
Pigeons cant drop on ya if they never flew ❤
The checkered demon lmao that's too damn funny!
Is that Bob Burden from Flaming Carrot? LOL
Indeed haha
LPC 20 Available Now! One of our calls made it on the album!
noisetent.com/lpcmerchandise.htm
12:40 "sus sus sus sus"
Wow, even at the ripe old age of 647, LPC still keeps up with current trends
YES!!!!! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS OUT!!!
It’s not on an album, but he did just release Volume 20 uhp tharr.
“The ride without a ticket is the most expensive ride “
LPC always has the best non sequiturs but the ones in these calls are on another level. If there ever was a good lord…
well, pigeons can't drop on you if they never flew... @@silentphil
Wow this is like an extra bonus album. YES!!! YES!!!!!!
“Pork Chop Surprise” 😂
6:30 checkered demon
Microchip in the back of the skull 💀.
I’m drunk and this shit is hilarious 😂
I’m just gonna start answering every call I get now in the hopes of it being LPC
You should. How does that grab youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
Same here
Joe SOUR
wow orb within a orb is a really obscure thing about the sharon tate murder "ghosts".
Wrong. It's a reference to the comics within Freak Buck vol. 1
@@freakbuck Well I guess coincidence then. I'm guessing the comic is older than 1969?
14:34 he perfectly summed up the LPC experience within 1 short sentence.
pigeons cant drop on you if they never flew, y'knowwhatimsayin
Himalayan Quasar Magnet School
What strange goldmine have i stumbled across here?
You are in luck. Consider yourself Dougan and Dougan, you're about to nash.
@@zapityzap Gnarly
@@zapityzap check, double check triple check
The bodhisattva showed the Way to so many sincere in their practice
Id probably cry if i got a call from LPC….
I can't wait for the book signing for "Why You Calling Me, Why You Calling Me?
Lol I'm smilin and chucklin like an idiot at work listening to this
Im looking for a coin for a taco kind of thing
I’m new to the area up err
so, yeah it’s the cure for unrepairability, and they called you the weary woodsman.
Checkered Demon, the mutant dog
I built a cyberpunk oxygen bar for Super chief gallery
I'm just kind of a leafkeeper
I like the autumn colours ya know
6:19 “you’re a piece of chit, chit, chit”
Freaky Bucky
...Yeah Hi I was calling about that Mutant Dog that was on the news in the neighborhood? it was revealed that it had a microchip planted in the back of his skull, they call him the Checkered Demon...yknow?
I’m just here to observe
“ in my book you’re a piece of crap “
“…. Did you write it?”
That’s the most Longmont response I’ve ever heard.
can I just double check do you have animosity right now ?_?
Wow this is awesome! Half an albums worth! LPC20 is gonna be great!
Thank you! He really outdid himself here.
Consider checking out the book, it includes a 20+ page LPC interview w/ tons of art, comics and everything in between.
@@freakbuck anything for you buckchild
LPC V. 20 is in the works as we speak! 😮
@@LPCContentManager Best news I've heard all month!
I wish LPC would call me or at least my office. That would be so funny to hear my coworkers or even my boss rage
You can hire him for custom calls! Email him at the contact on his website.
Can anyone help me find a call where he tells a cop or detective that a racoon or an opossum stole his wrist watch and pocket book
LPC 16 - Medley 2. 7 minutes in.
@@freakbuck Tank you! 👍 I love this one and I was trying all sorts or search terms on UA-cam lol
11:48 “What’s the book called?” What a sweetheart, hilarious 😂 very wholesome, several wholesome calls, lovely 🥰
Everyone was such a good sport, except Joe of course
I'm still waiting to find out about the orb within an orb.
Ha! Check out the book to find out ;)
Thanks for being such a good sport Danny!
@@freakbuck Book looks good. Just bought one. That shit better show up in my mailbox, you shape-shifting fuck.
That last guy was expecting a phone call from UPS???
What's a good time? The orb within an orb.
the orb within an orb...no charge
absolutely no chaerrge
I'm waiting on a Joe compilation
I feel so bad for him😭😭
Genius is this man
Himalayan Quasar Magnet School 🤣
It’s hard to believe the angry Arab guy isn’t a recording lol. It reminds me of that scene Macaulay Culkin puts on to scare people off
3:10 i fucking love this guy
Joe's the tazmanian devil LPC keeps caged up till the grand finale
big old billy is neighbors with little fred-dy
what’s up with all the LPC albums being removed from youtube lately?
I don't want to speculate, but maybe LPC wants to be paid for his work and hes finally claiming abusive channels?
If you're looking for a specific album, I would recommend just buying it. The more we support Longmont, the more time he has for calls!
@@freakbuck yeah i don’t mind buying his stuff at all but any pointers on the best place to buy it digitally?
@@dallassunderland noisetent.com/lpcmerchandise.htm
i call him big ol billy
Nothing say Chatsworth, CA like a digital banjo
18:44 He had dude thinking he might actually do repairs
Like they say the ride without a ticket is always the most expensive ride Ami Rite??? HOHHhohohoHOHOHO
Why make life difficult for each other
Will you ship the book to Longmont?
Yes he has copies of course
I’m a leaf peeper
Bela Lugosi needs to calm down.
I want LPC to prank call me.
longmontpotioncastle.com
Email him, he does custom calls at a very reasonable price. Although it's kind of silly to prank yourself ha
@@freakbuck yes, he does do commissioned calls. You can email him from the LPC website. 👍🏻