@@mattnhormann Mine too! Also "Skippers Housewarming" is what made me fall in love. This guy has cured my depression in that past year. I am not even kidding.
The "hello, nicolo's" cracks me up because i lived right down the road from this nicolos pizza. Im 80 percent sure longmont lives within 30 minutes of me.. hes always calling places in denver
@@calebreitman7412 I can't say I don't think. He already got mad at me for mentioning his full name on another video. I can tell you he's noone famous or anything though. He's just some guy.
somewhere in the cacophony at the end, when he says “I just got out of prison, you know, I been lookin forward to this” my laughter reached a pitch I’d never heard come out of my head before, like some cristopher-lloyd-in-who-framed-roger-rabbit level sh*t, and then it blended in with the cacophony so well it made me laugh even harder. and then I woke up on the floor.
I love how he's like casually like I need some bread sticks like 32 bread sticks. Like who orders 32 bread sticks wtf lol. 10 pounds of soda, and the wings 10 pounds barbe que. and the sandwhich , and the salad, end of paragraph. Whats the freakin sub total up there cat??????????
I do wonder what it sounds like on a phone tbh, the sound effects sound crazy with the quality of audio, but over the phone it would sound like a plausible audio glitch
The store guy is being unreasonable, there are scales now that weigh solids in liquid measurement, like fluid ounces or liters, I could have given LCP a liter of salad no problem. I mean the guy doesn't even have thousand island dressing. Then the guy says we only do wings by weight, but doesn't do anything else by weight, the store is a clown show.
I've scoured the net for as much LPC as I can find and somehow I had not heard this one yet! I agree with the comments regarding the nightmare fuel laugh at the beginning 😂
He literally makes a fever dream out of a phone call
It's what I love about him and SPCC.
Thamfur Dithpray what’s spcc?
Thamfur Dithpray RRU
Nick Ciganik a guy who does prank calls inspired by LPC, he does em live on stream
If you heard this on ACID you might go insane
The responsive laugh that goes on too long and the “yeahyeahyeahyeah” are absolutely genius.
It kills me
No it's not.
@@waylonjenninz shut the fuk up bich
It's like Max Headroom, it's brilliant
@@bracejonathan5447 I'll *whoop* him!
That laugh holy shit
Lmfao
Nightmare fuel
Haha _HEH_ _HEH_ _HEH_ _HEH_ _HEH_
yeahyeahyeahyeah
HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.
it's like having a conversation where you hear someone elses auditory hallucinations.
Reverse schizophrenia
“Liter of salad” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard lol
calling a pizza place from a pay phone is such a fucking funny throwaway bit
Tru
Lol
Yeah, large, sure
and 32 breadsticks
The weirdest part about this is that the guy working at a restaurant had never heard of Thousand Islands dressing before
Yup. That really stood out to me. I wonder where the restaurant is
some places call it russian i guess
He laughs like a guy you lose to in a street fighter arcade game in the 90s
"I need about eight pounds of soda. Ten pounds."
"I'm at a payphone, I'm on my way there." HOLD UP LMAO
I love his description of Thousand Island dressing. “It’s like, orange? I don’t really know how describe it”
I fuckin FELT that
Isnt it just French dressing with relish in it? Or is that Russian?
@@burpostockings It's like, orange
That’s factual. There’s really no other way to describe i…
Hiiiiii
@@XxretardhaterxX if you're the la li lu le lo then i wanna be shalashaska
We’re not doing 10 pounds of fokin pizza
I just imagine a big plastic bag full of 10lbs of loose pizza
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This was my intro to LPC last week. The man has changed my life.
@@mattnhormann Mine too! Also "Skippers Housewarming" is what made me fall in love.
This guy has cured my depression in that past year. I am not even kidding.
Just listening to something so wild makes ya feeeeeel purdy gooooood up airrrrrrrr
Great one to land on first!!! total madness
I recommend the Skippy phone call on LPC 13 - and the calls just before and after that.
@@SuperBartles better believe im going to
No dressing, put some on the side so I can experiment around
I mean you gotta experiment around, ya know
@@soundwavvves No dressing, yeahyeahyeah
yeahyeahyeahyeah
I've never heard a phone call be turned into an acid trip lol
I was tripping balls first time I heard squid sandwich. What a rollercoaster that was.
If you were on acid listening to this you may be permanently gone
@@Godzillafan1980 I'm gonna knock you around
@@TomMyersComedy look just give me what I NEEEEED
@@Godzillafan1980 I'm gonna call the cops.
“I just got out of prison”
LOL
Lmfao I hope this guy never quits making these calls.
Aaron man serious
@@user-oo2gz9ln8v he lives in Portland, or and is a huge heroin addict
No he's not
@andrew endres
Nobody knows who he is, nobody knows where he lives ether.
@@cyber4055 I'm betting he's in the Denver area. That's where he first started making calls.
I just got out of prison I've been looking forward to this
What'd u do
@@Harry_Blotter your mom
HA HA HA HA HA H
@@jolleh [HA][HA][HA][HA][HA][HA][HA]
You still out of prison
It's like if aliens tried to order food from a sandwich shop and their intergalactic text to speech and translator machine was on the fritz.
“Ten pounds. 10 ponds. Tin Powns. TEN PONDS.”
The voicemail prompt that gets layered in toward the end is **chef's kiss**
Are you still there?
god i’ve listened to all his stuff so many times and i still cry laughing
Lpc knows no time
Never heard this one and I seriously just lost my mind
10 pounds of soda
Fountain drinks?
"I just got out prison I've been looking forward to this".
My face hurts
This is like if Max Headroom's stoner son called you up an acid trip
Those laughs that go on too long are soooooo funny LMAO. and then "yayayayayayya" LOOOOL
The guy on the phone just gradually gets more worried
I don't think there's anything that makes me laugh harder than his prank calls.
Same. LPC is the only thing keeping us sane in the midst of the pandemic.
I love how well the guy on the phone took this, unlike so many others
Tru lol
"I just got out of prison, ya know, I've been looking forward to this" what the hell I'd be terrified
Haha right???
Gonna start doing that laugh from now on. Really shut down conversations. This is absolutely phenomenaaaal.
I love that this whole thing was left on someone elses answering machine
"I'm on a payphone, I'm on my way there"
I can’t believe the guy calls LPC an idiot at the end. This is one of the most brilliant calls I’ve ever heard.
The "hello, nicolo's" cracks me up because i lived right down the road from this nicolos pizza. Im 80 percent sure longmont lives within 30 minutes of me.. hes always calling places in denver
Yeah i think he does live in the Denver area.
@@alexfriedman2047 whats the band?
@@calebreitman7412 I can't say I don't think. He already got mad at me for mentioning his full name on another video. I can tell you he's noone famous or anything though. He's just some guy.
@@alexfriedman2047 i might know him
@@alexfriedman2047 WHO IS HEEEEEEEE
I need to know, can't ya see Ms Painter?
This may just be the best one yet...
A masterpiece....
The pineapple pizza one is the best.
Agreed, should be in a museum
possibly LPC’s finest 5 minutes.."I think you serve later, so whaddyouthink of that?"
This is The Eric Andre Show for blind people
Brilliant
@@MarcAnthem not that brilliant, he stole that comment from the comments in Count Dankula's MadLads entry about LPC
Eric Andre is a visual copy of LPC
Nah, I think Eric can easily become tasteless. LPC is much more refined.
This cured my depression
No jokes, his prank calls really lift my spirits.
This cured my nephew's autism
@@BigSmoke-bu6ib yayaya
W
“I just got out of prison, I’ve been looking forward to this”
somewhere in the cacophony at the end, when he says “I just got out of prison, you know, I been lookin forward to this” my laughter reached a pitch I’d never heard come out of my head before, like some cristopher-lloyd-in-who-framed-roger-rabbit level sh*t, and then it blended in with the cacophony so well it made me laugh even harder. and then I woke up on the floor.
Real story?
Learn a new word recently? JW.
Bro I can’t imagine being high at work and this being my first call 💀 especially in the 90s 😂😂😂
Can we have a 10 hour loop of that laugh
You bring me ten pounds of pizza I’ll make you a ten hour loop. Period. End of paragraph.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
yayaya
Yeahyeahyeahyeah sure
this is exactly what it feels like to have a conversation with someone while on Acid
I love that when their personalities are still intact he just attacks them until they give up all defenses
I just got out of prison. I was really looking forward to this
"In a one horse open sleigh,
Over the hills we go,
Laughing all the way (0:21)."
_HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH_
Wp
Holy shit the pizza guy actually says one of LPC's catchphrases at 0:37 when he asks "Whatcha neeeeeed?"
I wonder...
i find my self sayin that stuff all the time, what yall got going on up in therrrreeeee
@@drlarryhonesquire up'eeerrrr
He picks up phrases and names from other people all the time, that might be what inspired im to start saying WHADDAYA NEEEEEED?
@@ZeranZeran morphed slowly into Skippy
TELL ME WHAT'CHA NEEEEEEEEEED
Holy shit man I'm freakin out
this is easily one of his top 10 calls
Liter of cola?
HAHAHAHAHA
Thousand island stare
dam this is one of his best haha
Stefan Milojevic yeah its good to see hes only getting better at these i hope he never stops
This and the other echo pitch shifting pizza prank call (“flashback takeout”) made me cry laughing on the subway, many stares
I love how he's like casually like I need some bread sticks like 32 bread sticks. Like who orders 32 bread sticks wtf lol. 10 pounds of soda, and the wings 10 pounds barbe que. and the sandwhich , and the salad, end of paragraph. Whats the freakin sub total up there cat??????????
"about 6 feet of wings" is what made me start crying from laughing.
@@ZeranZeran Where does he say that?? I missed it
@@alexfriedman2047he doesn’t l
Before I passed away this is the liter of phone call I wanted played at my funeral
I do wonder what it sounds like on a phone tbh, the sound effects sound crazy with the quality of audio, but over the phone it would sound like a plausible audio glitch
"10lbs of pizza" 🤣
"we're not doin ten pounds of fuckin pizza" 😂
I need a liter of salad, END OF STORY.
I'm laughing so hard every time he does that robotic laugh or a sound effect that I cannot breathe and lose all motor control😂😂😂
A large of why I like lmpc is because it reminds me of max headroom lol. Which i can feel the similarity here
Longmont created a masterpiece for all the worlds greatest newspaper nerds
@@Obamasanus OHHHHH MY FIIIIIILES
I think I slipped a disk laughing at this. Totally worth it
My favorite part is how the entire first 3 minutes of the call was left to presumably Alex Trebek's voicemail
Bruh I'm tripping balls
The store guy is being unreasonable, there are scales now that weigh solids in liquid measurement, like fluid ounces or liters, I could have given LCP a liter of salad no problem. I mean the guy doesn't even have thousand island dressing. Then the guy says we only do wings by weight, but doesn't do anything else by weight, the store is a clown show.
Yeah I bet they cater for the Clown Motel.
@@Youcifer Unlikely despite it's name those idiots are entirely serious.
@@DovahKanye I'm just pulling your chain, Partner!
@@Youcifer he's a real straight shooter
Part of this reminded me of that song "Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast" by Pink Floyd XD
hell yeah dude!!!!!! "I need a liter of salad, and the sandwhich ,... and the paragraph"
Breakfast in Los Angeles... Ten pounds of wings...
Terry Riley did stuff like this with organ and sax in the 60s-70s
60 wings, uh, barbecue
I've scoured the net for as much LPC as I can find and somehow I had not heard this one yet! I agree with the comments regarding the nightmare fuel laugh at the beginning 😂
8 lbs of soda ah uh AH AH AH AH AH AH pep...pepperoni pizza
Tim and Eric vibes with the laughssssssssss etc. LOL!
I aspire to this level of genius
I love how urgent he is at the begining
He says 10 things at once
whaddaya mean?
_AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH_
“Thousand island it’s like orange”
“We don’t have that for sure”
“Aww….YAYAYAYA”
You had me at Liter of Salad
I love that this is just total chaos
“I think ya serve later. So, whadya think of that?”
This is just chaos
This feels like it goes on for so much longer than four minutes -- not saying that as a bad thing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What you neeeeed....
Get what I neeeeed
I lose it every time at 0:38
"Okay can I get a Salad :)? - _ROHOOAARRRR_
_DEEP DEMONIC WARPED GARGLE_
yayaya
Shut up already. Don’t you have a pride parade to go to?
This is transcendental.
*_"WHOT'S THE F**KIN SUB-TODLE?!"_*
That laugh tho. H A H A H A HA AH AH AH
Nothing can beat 2:06 to 2:20. I die every time I hear that part
10 pounds?
Liter of cola? _HA HA HA HA HA HA HA_
“I need a liter of salad, a sandwich, and a paragraph.”
How can someone even combine those words together?
*end of paragraph
Ya got the words wrong, Charlie.
"You need a DESK of cheez-its? WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE MEASUREMENTS FROM?"
_"Mary!"_
"HAHAHA, Okay. I'll be right back with a.. Hammock of cake"
@@ZeranZeran now there's a timely family guy reference 🤣
The whole things is genius. A liter of salad.
Literal DEMONIC prank call
Whats the freakin subtotal up’ehr cap?
the name of this YT channel sounds like one of the many names of LPC
Corkoth55 they all do, I wonder if he’s creating random UA-cam accounts to promote them lol
It's like he's talking in 3D
0:38 He wants to give LPC what he neeeeeeeeeeeedds
One of the best ones in a whilw
yayayayayayaya
😂 thanks for posting. Tom Green's podcast brought me here.
What did tom greene say about longmont?
@@nopeteys2424 it was a caller on his show. He mentioned Longmont. Had to come check out his stuff.
This is PEAK LPC
This is the funniest one I’ve seen yet
what's the frickin' subtotal up 'er, cap?
i just got outta prison im looking forward to this
what’s my freakin’ subtotal up’ere, cap??