THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES #87 - The Uncanny Valley

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  • @orionsbelt25
    @orionsbelt25 4 роки тому +2187

    Megan: So...I'm really into skinning and hollowing out people
    Sebastian: Oh that's cool :)

  • @emduquemack7514
    @emduquemack7514 4 роки тому +3046

    Monster: Im telling you spooky stuuf!! mwahaha blood!!
    Sebastian : aha... yes... fascinating, done! clean pipes, you can pay me here
    Monster: what.. but.. I-
    Sebastian: Byyeeeeee, nice meeting you.

    • @Suthek
      @Suthek 4 роки тому +219

      I bet they only called him back because they wouldn't be able to actually pay him.

    • @juliapazosmaidana2929
      @juliapazosmaidana2929 2 роки тому +69

      He is a man of focus and pure determination

    • @DeannaSusanHealy
      @DeannaSusanHealy 2 роки тому +40

      oh god I was talking to this man well waiting for the bus once and I only now release he was trying to sell me crack

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 Рік тому +44

      Monster: well-I don't exactly have cash on me right now...
      Sebastion: thats fine, check will do.
      Monster: but I mean- didn't it seem weird? That stuff in tehre, right? I mean-
      Sebastion: I charge by the hour. Are we done here, or?

    • @kehlcassidy9562
      @kehlcassidy9562 11 місяців тому +15

      I can totally see myself as this guy. With my ADHD hyperfocus and general obliviousness, that could very easily have been me, just la di dah ing through some creepy shit. The conversation he had with Megan really, REALLY sounded like me "Welp, doing my thing, paying attention to thing, but someone wants to talkk [ugh] so I'mma make vague interested noises while I do my thing."

  • @toastghost9145
    @toastghost9145 5 років тому +3561

    Sebastian Skinner is my hero. Practically immune to both The Stranger and Lightless Flame, simply because he was too oblivious.

    • @alabastergiant
      @alabastergiant 5 років тому +112

      Sounds a lot like me, TBH.

    • @silsfigora9558
      @silsfigora9558 5 років тому +174

      honestly....what a lad

    • @johnpears9558
      @johnpears9558 4 роки тому +148

      To bad Gertrude said that when the dance starts someone is going to wear his skin.

    • @belugaval144
      @belugaval144 3 роки тому +58

      what's the lightless flame again? there's so many plotlines in this podcast and my brain is too full

    • @pianoguy222
      @pianoguy222 3 роки тому +105

      @@belugaval144 A bunch of people that really like burning things, often without any obvious fire.

  • @distance7721
    @distance7721 2 роки тому +833

    I can see why Megan was shocked the first time. This Chad just walked in, had a pleasant conversation with her about getting flensed, and pulled a lump of flesh out of her drain without even blinking an eye, let alone gettong scared

    • @iMirandaJae
      @iMirandaJae 4 місяці тому +24

      We stan a himbo king ✨️😆

  • @ilovebooks49
    @ilovebooks49 4 роки тому +2318

    the fact that the guy in this statement managed to smash his toolbox into the face of one of these demonic entities was SO satisfying

    • @DrMDHyde
      @DrMDHyde 4 роки тому +67

      A badass if there ever was one

    • @SwirlyPinwheel
      @SwirlyPinwheel 4 роки тому +94

      Shame he's probably a skinsuit by now. :(

    • @TonyToed
      @TonyToed 2 роки тому +34

      @@SwirlyPinwheel nah he zoned out of their attempts of reaching out for follow-up

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 Рік тому +5

      It is, I laughed so hard

  • @lassoroot
    @lassoroot 5 років тому +3377

    Love that they were like "HE DIDN'T NOTICE!!?? CALL HIM AGAIN!!" And literally forced him to look in order for him to realize what was going on, legends only Sebastian 🤣

    • @maryz9319
      @maryz9319 4 роки тому +50

      Him and Fionia 😂

    • @fluffsnake
      @fluffsnake 4 роки тому +28

      ahahahah I'm dying

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 3 роки тому +91

      I thought that too.
      They were pissed he didn't notice.
      Wait, based on Gertrude's statement, maybe they wanted him to record a statement?

  • @ktmac8
    @ktmac8 4 роки тому +1885

    I like to think that Sebastian was Megan's first "case" or something. And she got so frustrated that he wasn't picking up on her subtle, well-practiced creepiness that she had to call him again and just shoved him into the room so he'd see it all or she'd be teased by all the other demons forever

    • @beltaya276
      @beltaya276 4 роки тому +259

      first day of demon school didnt go well :(

    • @belugaval144
      @belugaval144 3 роки тому +250

      i like to think that sebastian had encountered several paranormal things before, and just... didnt notice. like he bumped into a not-them at a supermarket while they were in their normal form and was just like "oh sorry have a nice day"

    • @justeundonut-moi.7979
      @justeundonut-moi.7979 3 роки тому +29

      @@belugaval144 That would be perfect

    • @TonyToed
      @TonyToed 2 роки тому +41

      @@belugaval144 the drain just becomes a fractal and somehow leads to a different dimension and he just ignores it

  • @IsisNiko
    @IsisNiko 4 роки тому +1927

    the fact that she called him back because he didn't notice anything the first time is actually hilarious?? like he specifically mentions that this terrifying creature was just... SHOCKED by how completely oblivious this dude was and was like' ok time to try again I guess'

    • @eabhaishere4558
      @eabhaishere4558 4 роки тому +173

      The only way to beat occult forces is to be ADHD

    • @bucketlist3727
      @bucketlist3727 4 роки тому +102

      @@eabhaishere4558 This is actually true because (spoilers!!!!) in a later episode where they take a statement from a guy who has probably adhd, he basically tells how he escaped a manifastation of the spiral unharmed because he lost focus XD.
      I'm genuinly starting to believe that the entitys have a hard time making adhd people do the things they are "supossed" to do in these situations

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 3 роки тому +28

      @@bucketlist3727 well at least the stranger and or the spiral would. I think the others might have a bit of a easier time.

  • @Record_Scratch
    @Record_Scratch 4 роки тому +2650

    Megan had to grab my boy Sebastian by his face and literally force him to look at the scene for him to realise that something was wrong. What a man. Much respect.
    Wish this happened in a horror movie. The demon just trying harder and harder for the protagonist to notice it. The protagonist only notices it days after it has given up and is crying in a corner.

    • @gabbythecookie9025
      @gabbythecookie9025 4 роки тому +106

      Did you mean: a comedy

    • @ksimvanderhlaar
      @ksimvanderhlaar 4 роки тому +140

      I would watch that in a heartbeat, the desperate barely passing for human monster trying to goad the oblivious protagonist into the nightmare plot while he's just like "hey this is my friend Craig! A real joker this one, y'know? We should get together for a movie night sometime"

    • @moonlightwolf8359
      @moonlightwolf8359 4 роки тому +29

      I would watch that. That would instantly become a favorite of mine xD

    • @paulcastle2019
      @paulcastle2019 4 роки тому +16

      Sounds like a Mr. Bean movie.

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 4 роки тому +6

      GUYS!!! There is actually an SNL sketch based off of this principle!!!
      ua-cam.com/video/fF6gExZu-2M/v-deo.html

  • @pebble3951
    @pebble3951 4 роки тому +1614

    sebastian himbo king

  • @OnigiriKewn
    @OnigiriKewn 4 роки тому +2670

    Plumber with ADHD doesn't notice demons, so they invite him again.

    • @quotingstardust7504
      @quotingstardust7504 4 роки тому +105

      I was just thinking this sounds exactly like something I would do and now I realize... It's the ADHD xD

    • @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv
      @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv 4 роки тому +15

      Funny, sounds to me like he has the opposite of ADHD.
      He’s so laser-focused on his task that he’s incapable of being distracted by the horrific scene around him.

    • @ashcanicall5297
      @ashcanicall5297 4 роки тому +98

      @@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv we dont lack focus! We just...have issues directing it in the "proper" places 🙈
      I myself get so absorbed reading the transcripts of these episodes that I see nothing beyond the words. I cant even register other people's words half the time
      One time I was so focused on going to work I walked right past the remains of my cat that the coyotes left behind. A cat I had thought was in my house. :"(

    • @quotingstardust7504
      @quotingstardust7504 4 роки тому +55

      @@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv that's actually a super common symptom of adhd. It's called hyperfixation

    • @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv
      @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv 4 роки тому +11

      ash canicall
      The inability to focus for extended periods of time is absolutely a feature of the disorder. There’s a reason “Attention Deficit” is right there in the name.

  • @davespwite
    @davespwite 5 років тому +883

    the calliope music gave me literal chills

    • @mintmoosetracks8923
      @mintmoosetracks8923 3 роки тому +24

      Sasha...

    • @thebathroom6327
      @thebathroom6327 3 роки тому +33

      Isn't it pronounced cali-o-p?

    • @davespwite
      @davespwite 3 роки тому +25

      @@thebathroom6327 its cuh-lie-oh-pee

    • @SpeCt3r1995
      @SpeCt3r1995 3 роки тому +17

      @@davespwite it's cali-oh-pee

    • @10brokenradios
      @10brokenradios 3 роки тому +42

      I *sniff* thought it was pronounced *sobs* ca-lee-o-pee? *uncontrollable crying*

  • @klaushargreevesstanaccount8835
    @klaushargreevesstanaccount8835 4 роки тому +878

    Sebastian you absolute unit. The combo of ADHD and the ghost of customer service in one body is far too powerful

  • @belindaluna2067
    @belindaluna2067 4 роки тому +1015

    I love the idea you could possibly defeat the fears by essentially ignoring them. They'd basically be the mascots from that one Simpsons Halloween special.

    • @Under_a_heat_lamp
      @Under_a_heat_lamp 4 роки тому +214

      Yeah and that one woman in the subway survived because she just excepted her death and stopped being scared. They just want fear and when you don't give it to them they get bored or pissed off.

    • @DerMoerpler
      @DerMoerpler 4 роки тому +29

      I mean that's literally how they defeat Freddy in the first Nightmare on Elm Street.

    • @Child_of_Fae
      @Child_of_Fae 4 роки тому +73

      And then you have the thing from "Tucked In" which does the opposite (attacking you when you stopt fearing it)

    • @i.cs.z
      @i.cs.z 4 роки тому +87

      @@Child_of_Fae I think that's different, the blanket thing built false securiti so at the end it was way scarier than first, maybe if you don't give a fuck from the start, if it kills you it kills you, it stops finding it funny.

    • @everythingcoffee8901
      @everythingcoffee8901 4 роки тому +50

      I feel like it's less ignoring them and more not noticing them. Like, if you notice it, and then you try to ignore it, that's not going to work. (I'm fairly sure there are episodes where someone noticed and attempted to ignore the fears and it ended badly for them, but I don't remember which lol)

  • @rachelyeets5557
    @rachelyeets5557 3 роки тому +951

    Bruh when I heard that calliope music I was like "Oh no"
    But when poor Jon said "Circus" in that breathless, terrified voice I was like "*OH NO*"

    • @headofathousandsheepswool
      @headofathousandsheepswool 3 роки тому +32

      Memento Mori

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 Рік тому +9

      I'm scared now

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 Рік тому +49

      I'm thinking "ok but who the hell is playing the calliope" and then I thought:
      Squidward: but who was turning off the lights?
      *cuts to Nosferatu messing with the lights
      Sea gang: _Nosferatu!_
      And it sort of put me at ease.
      Seriously though, we know that Breecker and Hope are in some way tied to the circus, and the circus is comprised entirely of Not!People, or at least things I call The Other if I'm wrong about the Not!People. They definitely aren't human. The circus is also tied to the cursed clown doll and idk, maybe they're trying to turn Jon into one of those dolls? Thinking back on it now I wonder if maybe that clown was the victim, not the culprit. Maybe it was warning that woman. And the calliope. I know the music is strange and can be heard up to a mile away. I wonder if that too is a warning, or a threat. The man that became a doll, he also heard the music even when the instrument wasn't playing. Up until it got him. Bottom line is they know where Jon is and someone wants him to know that. Maybe they're trying to direct him towards a certain path? Or to keep him away

    • @cupcaketv5673
      @cupcaketv5673 Рік тому +24

      ​@@hamburgerdog25I really like that. Also, that just reminds me of the Piper episode, where the soldiers who were about to die also heard that pipe music while the others didn't

    • @richmondvand147
      @richmondvand147 3 місяці тому +4

      that moment I think all of us were like "nope oh hell nope"

  • @dilbertbilbertcrabbert1868
    @dilbertbilbertcrabbert1868 3 роки тому +261

    I've got the mental image of the artefact storage colliope rolling down the middle of the street in daylight now.

  • @isabelleshaw2383
    @isabelleshaw2383 4 роки тому +1335

    Sebastian: " ah yes, there is a deep red liquid and the place smells like copper.
    MuST bE ThE cHeMicALs

    • @juliapazosmaidana2929
      @juliapazosmaidana2929 2 роки тому +50

      I meannnnn, it sounds like chemicals?

    • @janelantestaverde2018
      @janelantestaverde2018 2 роки тому +40

      Well yeah. Chemicals. He's a plumber, don't you think it'd be weird if he jumped to the conclusion that it's blood?

    • @tossoutacc9241
      @tossoutacc9241 Рік тому +21

      Sometimes minerals get clogged in drains and it turns water red. I used to live in a rental and any time I’d come home from a vacation the water would run red for a few minutes in the drains because the minerals would add up from not using the pipes for a week

    • @ahuman3393
      @ahuman3393 10 місяців тому +9

      As a plumbers apprentice, it’s more accurate than you’d think. There’s a pretty strong tendency to just keep your head down and disassociate while on the job

  • @RainWelsh
    @RainWelsh 3 роки тому +534

    6:44 “Megan was stood in the doorway, T-posing to assert dominance”

    • @no_s1eep
      @no_s1eep Рік тому +30

      Literally how I imagined her 😭

    • @nadiarey4196
      @nadiarey4196 Місяць тому +1

      Same here

  • @IsisNiko
    @IsisNiko 4 роки тому +479

    sebastian rolled up the the building like "I Do Not See It v_v"

  • @jamiel6005
    @jamiel6005 3 роки тому +229

    This just in: ADHD makes you immune to the Stranger and the Lightless Flame

  • @rob4ctwo
    @rob4ctwo 4 роки тому +573

    GEORGIE 😭 WE STAN A QUEEN OF SUPPORTING YOUR FRIENDS AND DEALING WITH OBSSESSIONS

  • @chroamathebrute
    @chroamathebrute 4 роки тому +533

    "y'all hear sumthin?"

  • @the-stove-is-on-fire
    @the-stove-is-on-fire Рік тому +711

    Sebastian's autistic swag is so damn powerful he's got all the ghoulies confounded.

  • @coreacartoonist
    @coreacartoonist 4 роки тому +487

    This guy is amazing. This guy would survive a haunting via sheer obliviousness.

    • @nanahuatli2144
      @nanahuatli2144 4 роки тому +53

      I like to think all the other entities have tried their hand at it and failed to get his attention everytime.

  • @beheadedbat4925
    @beheadedbat4925 4 роки тому +262

    BRUH the demons were really thinking ''yea he didn't notice us skinning people alive, get him back real quick''

  • @Stongna_Bologna
    @Stongna_Bologna 2 роки тому +285

    I can just picture the demon going through the outfits it has and trying to pick the loudest most attention grabbing one for Sebastian's second visit 😂😂

    • @liaml.e.5964
      @liaml.e.5964 9 місяців тому +30

      While simultaneously muttering angrily to itself in frustration.

  • @CallMeNIBS
    @CallMeNIBS 5 років тому +482

    Sebastian, that absolute madman

  • @sarahgrace3488
    @sarahgrace3488 4 роки тому +508

    that sudden moment it hits you that sasha being introduced arguing about calliope music (and its link to the stranger) was foreshadowing her fate as not!sasha.......... how did i not notice this

  • @mimkyodar
    @mimkyodar 4 роки тому +634

    The thing I love about this so much is that not only was "Megan" completely baffled at this, she got freaking JUDE PERRY to come along and watch. I just have to hear that conversation.

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick 4 роки тому +173

      Jude was just like, “Wait, what?! No reaction at all?! Wtf?! I gotta see this guy!”

    • @ComradeLuka
      @ComradeLuka Рік тому +79

      “So THEN he started discussing payment options with me!”
      “That’s crazy D: No worries I’ll help you out”

    • @clairegolder3683
      @clairegolder3683 Рік тому +14

      Remind me who Jude Perry is again?

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar Рік тому

      @@clairegolder3683 Statement giver in 089

    • @ComradeLuka
      @ComradeLuka Рік тому +29

      @@clairegolder3683 That one lady who serves the desolation, has a crush on Agnes Montague.

  • @mediabuzzkill
    @mediabuzzkill 4 роки тому +489

    this one is hilarious bc i can only imagine megan getting more and more frustrated and desperate trying to creep sebastian out all while sebastian is whistling along doing his work like everything is fine

  • @whitherwhence
    @whitherwhence 9 місяців тому +37

    Imagine getting a call from an avatar of the Stranger like "you would not BELIEVE the guy I just met"

  • @kat_the_mouse
    @kat_the_mouse 4 роки тому +453

    "nodded and made the appropriate sounds of interest" as an Aspie, this spoke to me.

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 2 роки тому +36

      having to consiously make an effort to say the right things in a conversation is v relatable

    • @ComradeLuka
      @ComradeLuka Рік тому +14

      My go-to things to say are “Exactly”, “oooooo”, “Nice!” And aggressive nodding

  • @swiftfeathers7028
    @swiftfeathers7028 4 роки тому +204

    OG Himbo

  • @Falcon-doing-doodles
    @Falcon-doing-doodles 2 роки тому +85

    "ADHD himbo does a plumbing job, doesn't notice the horrifying things going on, and leaves. More at 11"

  • @proinsiascassidy2888
    @proinsiascassidy2888 4 роки тому +428

    Gotta love Sebastian. This whole story reminds me of the Simpsons Amityville horror parody, where Homer's basically like "You didn't tell me this house was built on an Ancient Native American burial ground! ... Wait, you did? Six times?"

  • @uilsoum875
    @uilsoum875 4 роки тому +611

    sebastian skinner is up there with joshua gillespie in terms of royalty. Kings of not caring about the supernatural

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 3 роки тому +150

      Josh cared, he just beat every horror movie trope in the book.
      "Creepy dude tells me not to open the box, there's a note on the box saying not to open it, it has strange noises coming from it....I better not open it, who knows what could happen if I did?'

    • @jackbelmont4389
      @jackbelmont4389 2 роки тому +27

      *sigma grindset song plays*

    • @NothingButPrettyTrash
      @NothingButPrettyTrash 2 роки тому +123

      What about the absolute queen of lady who found herself in a creepy old train with a man, who was half dead, and just thought, "screw this, I'm gonna have a nap?" She was amazing.

    • @rhyelm
      @rhyelm 2 роки тому +23

      @@NothingButPrettyTrashyeah we stan Karolina Gòrka too

    • @CamilleChauTempsDesCerises
      @CamilleChauTempsDesCerises Рік тому +7

      ​@LucyFir She's a true icon. A probably dead and replaced by a supernatural entity, but still, an icon

  • @Companion92
    @Companion92 4 роки тому +281

    uuuuuh the sudden circus music was so creepy

  • @midnights2631
    @midnights2631 Рік тому +110

    Monster: * Ready to scare their newest victim. *
    Sebastian: Bye! :D
    Monster: Wait, what?

  • @vX-ter_
    @vX-ter_ 4 роки тому +166

    The fact that can hear the fear and concern in john's breathing just shows how creepy and well made this podcast really is.

  • @reecelongden3500
    @reecelongden3500 3 роки тому +209

    Everyone over here talking about Sebastian and I'm just loving the confirmation that Gertrude was just as much of a theatre kid as Jon. That hint of a Welsh accent. *chef kiss*

    • @syrusangi8743
      @syrusangi8743 2 роки тому +1

      Like Mother like son lol

    • @rhyelm
      @rhyelm 2 роки тому +22

      Like mother like son

  • @Marylily2
    @Marylily2 4 роки тому +497

    Flensing: Slice the skin or fat from a carcass, especially that of a whale. Why did I look this up?

    • @battyrae1398
      @battyrae1398 4 роки тому +50

      the eye

    • @Companion92
      @Companion92 4 роки тому +10

      I looked it up too XD

    • @Penelope-rc6xl
      @Penelope-rc6xl 4 роки тому +13

      why is there a word for this

    • @devndean2671
      @devndean2671 4 роки тому +5

      for us, thank you

    • @Child_of_Fae
      @Child_of_Fae 4 роки тому +27

      At least you did it right, I first typed down "flancing" which was actually pretty funny given that she spread her arms wide when explaining to him xD
      "A combination of Dancing & Flying. Standing around with arms outstretched, to music either real or in your own head. Traditionally performed while intoxicated. Making your own noises is optional."

  • @mothwizard3095
    @mothwizard3095 2 роки тому +40

    The faint circus music and Jon hearing it and starting to panic is honestly one of the most terrifying tma moments to me so far

  • @vaishaliwarrier6610
    @vaishaliwarrier6610 4 роки тому +113

    Love the way the guy uses and Gertrude pronounces 'anyways'.
    "oh she probably wasn't offering to make a sculpture of me or whatever. Aaaaanyway..."

  • @TheMildOne
    @TheMildOne 4 роки тому +162

    Mkay, I don't know what the main interpretation is but every time I imagine Gertrude I just see a short curly haired old woman who could absolutely destroy you, full on beefcake, muscle for days. Idk why, it's all I can see

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick 4 роки тому +6

      Honestly, same. I usually picture her hair tied back in a bun, but yeah other than that I absolutely picture her as an old lady who could beat your ass six ways to Sunday! 😎

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 4 роки тому +8

      @@TheNitpickChick The ultimate karen

    • @parrottarot995
      @parrottarot995 3 роки тому +44

      I imagine a portly hunched over old woman that takes off her jacket and she’s absolutely ripped and armed to the teeth with monster hunting tools and also just human hunting tools

  • @_kai2702
    @_kai2702 3 роки тому +81

    sebastian is the embodiment of the 'this is fine' meme. what a legend.

  • @vee802
    @vee802 4 роки тому +204

    Does anyone feel like the mannequin from the previous episode came from this place?

    • @rob4ctwo
      @rob4ctwo 4 роки тому +51

      could be! anatomy class kids could also be some form of concious mannequins

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 4 роки тому +36

      The mannequin DID have a damaged head....

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 4 роки тому +7

      @@rob4ctwo maybe ones already wearing skin

    • @tmaxgo6696
      @tmaxgo6696 3 роки тому +22

      i feel like its a progression
      Mannequin - gains skin -> Fake human(anatomy kids) -shapeshifts insides-> weird human.
      the notpeople are also Stranger, but not this way i think

  • @Chipusono
    @Chipusono 4 роки тому +228

    As someone who is also oblivious to the world around me, this was the funniest episode for so far. Sebastian is really best guy 😂

  • @yeetusdeletus84
    @yeetusdeletus84 4 роки тому +223

    I like to think that the Rusty Quill staff look at the comments on this video and laugh at us calling Sebastian a himbo or or a king
    Along with plenty of other videos of course where we called the protagonist or the "supernatural" beings dumb or stupidly adorable or even one of them where we all said spoke about the guy(forgot his name) wanted to get pegged by the tall and intimidating Agnes

    • @polkarrty
      @polkarrty 4 роки тому +40

      Well they do occasionally heart comments

    • @lydiac9118
      @lydiac9118 4 роки тому +93

      The Rusty Quill gang probably pouring their heart and souls into sound design, script, and voice acting for any episodes with Micheal, trying their hardest to make him seem temperate and manic and terrifying:
      Us: yaoi hands lookin ass. Cheshire cat kinnie. Gendered: bastard. Door husband.
      Them: ( • ‿ • )

    • @hermazingbartels2377
      @hermazingbartels2377 4 роки тому +60

      Rusty quill: oh! Oh, look, they all love Martin! Let’s give them a whole episode of him!
      Us: a whole episode of Martin? Heaven.
      Rusty quill: :)

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 3 роки тому +39

      If you think about it though, pegging might be the only safe way Jack Barnabas and Agnes Mo-
      y'know, I'll stop

    • @breadstick8623
      @breadstick8623 3 роки тому +20

      @@fruitygarlic3601
      UHH EXCUSE ME??
      NO PLEASE, CONTINUE

  • @AmericanKitty1
    @AmericanKitty1 5 років тому +302

    I love the statements so much on their own but the ongoing plot is just as amazing! It's so heartbreaking to hear Jon struggling to keep it together. I hope everyone turns out okay. Thank you for sharing!!!

  • @wakipaki7381
    @wakipaki7381 4 роки тому +179

    "What strikes more than anything else" Not the fact that there are clear factions, named individuals with power, several shadowy schemes going on, and a coming apocalypse, it's that it was just a bit before Gertrude died. Really, Jon?

    • @amphitritemists4595
      @amphitritemists4595 4 роки тому +14

      At this point the creepy stuff is natural and besides the mystery of Gertrude's death is priority #1😂

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 4 роки тому +252

    Everyone else: Talking about Sebastion being a legend (entirely fair; twas a boss)
    Me: OKAY BUT THE CALLIOPE AT THE END THOUGH

  • @victory_snow8220
    @victory_snow8220 3 роки тому +55

    Okay, I came to look at the comments to see if anyone had theorized how this episode correlated to the main story, but all I'm seeing is how oblivious the plumber was to the whole thing... and honestly, I'm having a blast reading them!

  • @flying_pig_girl
    @flying_pig_girl 4 роки тому +166

    Sebastian's whole attitude is just: 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

  • @aether2kye
    @aether2kye 2 роки тому +37

    He seems like the guy to avoid certain death via seeing a shiny penny and picking it up.

  • @АлександраГришина-с5р
    @АлександраГришина-с5р 7 місяців тому +9

    Georgie is my hero, I strive to be like her. No judgement, perfect conflict solving skills and "just think about it, okay? You can choose to leave it alone". I adore her

  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork 2 роки тому +27

    I love how we see the single most oblivious individual that ever lived and collectively name him our hero. We salute you, Sebastian 🫡

  • @Solarstormflare
    @Solarstormflare 4 роки тому +130

    We stan one Sebastian

  • @colonelbipiy5702
    @colonelbipiy5702 4 роки тому +51

    The slight Welsh accent when she first says 'mE-ghan' lmao i love it

    • @-S.L.
      @-S.L. 2 роки тому +4

      I was wondering if I could detect a faint Welsh accent on Gertrude. It seems much stronger on this episode.

  • @JartinVartinJlackwood
    @JartinVartinJlackwood Рік тому +38

    Megan: hey 😁 your surnames skinner right? want me to skin you for real
    Sebastian:oh I’m not one for arts and crafts
    Megan :😀😄😀 what

    • @dogzilla8you
      @dogzilla8you 3 місяці тому +1

      this is my fav comment ive seen so far lol

  • @katg5746
    @katg5746 Рік тому +9

    My ADHD, a bigger gift than I thought. Explains so much

  • @flying_pig_girl
    @flying_pig_girl 4 роки тому +69

    I spent most of this statement just cracking up at Sebastian's attitude

  • @kawaiigamer6663
    @kawaiigamer6663 3 роки тому +24

    re-listening to this statement, the first half is SO MUCH FUNNIER when you understand the context 🤣

  • @ettinakitten5047
    @ettinakitten5047 5 років тому +95

    I relate so much to Sebastian's obliviousness!

  • @Caariaart
    @Caariaart Рік тому +10

    It's really cool that her accent slowly morphed while she was reading

  • @conandenz8413
    @conandenz8413 4 роки тому +78

    The circus music sounded like it was from an organ. Maybe the one from strange music, episode 24, that was owned by the grandfather, nicoli I think.

    • @nanahuatli2144
      @nanahuatli2144 4 роки тому +9

      Or from the circus episode.

    • @AbstractQueer
      @AbstractQueer 4 роки тому +17

      Yea, transcript says its music from a calliope organ

  • @DrMDHyde
    @DrMDHyde 4 роки тому +52

    I love this man! So dense that a hentai protagonist would call him out on it, he’s the chad among chads and I hail him as king.

  • @samanthafriginal3705
    @samanthafriginal3705 2 роки тому +14

    Sebastian's a legend. Reminds me of that episode in The Office where everyone was trying everything to get Stanley to notice their weird/crazy get ups but Stanley just didn't care enough to notice

  • @CytheriaXylia
    @CytheriaXylia Рік тому +11

    Oh my god he's literally me. I'm so unobservant, I once completely missed the fact that a building right near my house that I passed by almost daily for years had been knocked down. I didn't know about it until months after the fact and my dad looked at me like I was crazy when he had to tell me that "Yes, there was a HUGE building there". I couldn't even remember what it looked like because most of the time my eyes just pass over things my brain deems unimportant.
    It happens way more often than I'd like to admit. It can be frustrating and embarrassing but also pretty hilarious and usually harmless.

  • @sumitrana2420
    @sumitrana2420 4 роки тому +60

    Me:- god this episode was so creepy and scary and the circus music at the end spoiled me hard.
    Also Me:- God this episode was so hilarious and it reminded me of the canterville ghost

  • @purplecatloverrandompizza
    @purplecatloverrandompizza 3 роки тому +34

    I have to relisten to this episode because I forgot to pay attention the first time
    And honestly that seems fitting

    • @kehlcassidy9562
      @kehlcassidy9562 11 місяців тому +2

      I had to listen three times because I fell asleep to it twice v_V

  • @Clarebear0925
    @Clarebear0925 10 місяців тому +4

    I genuinely think that the circus music starting to play was the moment I have been most scared listening to this, up with the jumpscare of the not thing getting Sasha. Lmfaoo

  • @ChristinaPhillips-kc5my
    @ChristinaPhillips-kc5my Рік тому +7

    This was the funniest episode since the one with the Buried ghost train with the weirded out train Aspect kicking out the lady who was just accepting everything that was happening and not freaking out!

  • @lukabellerose3385
    @lukabellerose3385 Рік тому +12

    Flensing is the removing of the blubber or outer integument of whales, separating it from the animal's meat.
    For anyone curious.

  • @calebdouglas2512
    @calebdouglas2512 4 роки тому +19

    The Stranger/Unknowing arc is by far my favorite part of TMA canon

  • @ilyjill77
    @ilyjill77 Рік тому +9

    the way she opened the car door for him 😭😭

  • @iamaunicorn1232
    @iamaunicorn1232 8 місяців тому +6

    Megan: *baffled by this guy ignoring blood and fat and skin*
    Sebastian: poor lady. She probably thought that blockage was too gross and felt sick. I get it.

  • @sheepgrass500
    @sheepgrass500 10 місяців тому +4

    Ok but like my heart dropped when the circus music started playing 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

  • @TheLighterwolf
    @TheLighterwolf 4 роки тому +82

    Meghan t-posing

  • @gauntletto
    @gauntletto 6 місяців тому +2

    I can't imagine this podcast without its' comment section 🙏🏼I love diving right into it after every episode, to share laughs and insights with the community. Also, it hinted me towards lots of stuff I'd otherwise totally missed!
    Thank you guys ❤

  • @EVind-xz8km
    @EVind-xz8km 3 роки тому +27

    Oh. Ohhhh. (Ep 111 spoilers)
    .
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    .
    Consider: The Entities are our fears. According to Jude Perry, Avatars need to "feed" their fears, i.e. somehow invoke that fear in others. Jude and Megan probably intended for Sebastian to be very scared by horrible things he saw there, and escape with some very frightening stories to spread around, making lots of tasty fear for them. Instead, he came there and _didn't even notice_ the things that were supposed to scare him. Basically, it's like they ordered UberEats and the driver forgot the food. XD

  • @inuzrule
    @inuzrule 4 роки тому +28

    Sebastian deserves five stars on Yelp

  • @Ch0col4te-Shortcake
    @Ch0col4te-Shortcake 2 роки тому +74

    "I am literally going to skin you after this,"
    Sebastian "Oh yeah, that's cool...
    okay then thank you, goodbye :]"

  • @Anna-zi7sx
    @Anna-zi7sx 4 роки тому +58

    What a legend

  • @Vindication333
    @Vindication333 4 місяці тому +2

    'Behold my nightmare factory!'
    'Okay. But about those drains though.'

  • @AnanasVert
    @AnanasVert 3 роки тому +35

    I ship this man with "orange juice on the coffin table" dude ❤

    • @kehlcassidy9562
      @kehlcassidy9562 11 місяців тому +3

      This is canon now!

    • @SkyP9812
      @SkyP9812 8 місяців тому +2

      I wanna read that fanfiction

    • @TheAngryMarshmallow
      @TheAngryMarshmallow 4 місяці тому +1

      I need to be refreshed on who that is

    • @jadetheslime3140
      @jadetheslime3140 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@TheAngryMarshmallow the guy in episode 2 that had a coffin delivered to his house and decided to ignore it

  • @Mothyboi
    @Mothyboi 7 місяців тому +5

    She was SO flabbergasted that he never noticed so much she invited a friend
    Then FORCED him to look into the room
    She really went "bro come on, you are gonna get yourself killed. Here you go werido, so odd"

  • @arzuyaldz5104
    @arzuyaldz5104 2 роки тому +9

    "When the unknowing begins one of the dancers will be wearing his face." God, it sends me chills. Absolutely amazing podcast that manages to scare me but I can't stop listening :). Although ı think ı need to stop listening before going to the bed.

  • @marcogypaetus9607
    @marcogypaetus9607 7 місяців тому +4

    My dude really got out scot free first time around by flunking all his perception rolls.
    I also love the hint of lilting in Gertrude's statement reading.

  • @stephenderry9488
    @stephenderry9488 Рік тому +10

    Gertrude became more and more Welsh as the statement went on.

  • @ot7biasedmashups
    @ot7biasedmashups Рік тому +11

    "You CAN leave it alone!"
    Oh Georgie... If you only knew he can't....

    • @melissaharris3389
      @melissaharris3389 9 місяців тому

      Spoiler:
      Because Georgie can't feel fear, she really doesn't understand Jon, whose entire personality is shaped by fear.

  • @jaen.1952
    @jaen.1952 4 роки тому +20

    tbh given the title i thought this would be a tech-based one, maybe more background on that guy who ate his computer? but i'm much more pleased with this, i absolutely loved every second of this episode

  • @liaml.e.5964
    @liaml.e.5964 9 місяців тому +4

    Sebastian is the living embodiment of a Skyrim guard.
    *has arrow shot through the head...
    "Hm, must've been the wind..."

  • @teacuppuck
    @teacuppuck 3 роки тому +8

    This is my favorite statement because I've always said that if I was in a horror movie the creature or killer would be trying to scare me by doing something ominous and I would just not notice it. Sebastian oblivious king I feel you.

  • @halfchiangel88
    @halfchiangel88 4 роки тому +19

    The circus music near the end spooked me worse than the rest of the episode, I was right there with Jon
    Sebastion is such a legend tho, sad there won't be more of him it seems

  • @midnightsong8841
    @midnightsong8841 2 роки тому +66

    "She seemed a bit taken aback by this, so I apologized, assuming I had been a bit too crude for her, and I asked her where I could find the problem drain."
    I listened to this with a friend a while back, while we were both high. Both being asexual, and knowing how it feels to have to rephrase because people think you mean something else, we both decided that the best interpretation of this is that while Sebastion is trying to speak directly and not faff about, Megan took his words to be flirtatious (crudely so, but still). I love the idea of an eldrich abomination trying to scare a dude, and then getting flustered because she thinks he's not just not scared, but genuinely attracted.

    • @GigaBoost
      @GigaBoost 10 місяців тому +1

      No, Megan did not take his words as being flirtatious, that's the wrong interpretation. Just rude and crass.

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse 10 місяців тому +4

      @@GigaBoost I thought she was shocked he was so chill about the horrific surroundings

    • @GigaBoost
      @GigaBoost 10 місяців тому +1

      @@nightcollapse I mean, yes, she was. The entire episode is about a guy who's too clueless to even notice the spooky shit going on, so that's part of it. That line in particular wasn't "flirtatious", and yeah, she was probably more shocked about how casual he was being about the whole thing.

  • @karencantociau1403
    @karencantociau1403 4 місяці тому +1

    "Arms spread wide" in that moment I knew this episode was going to be about a bunch of strangers amused for a guy ignoring them

  • @heresthadude1080
    @heresthadude1080 4 роки тому +31

    My man Sebastian only operates in baseline reality and has no patience for paranormal mischief

  • @ot7biasedmashups
    @ot7biasedmashups Рік тому +5

    NAHHHH NOT THE CIRCUS MUSIC 💀💀
    I was so close to falling asleep and now I'm shivering 😃

  • @jessmess7170
    @jessmess7170 4 роки тому +22

    As a lass with ADHD, I feel deeply connected to Sebastian

  • @fish3977
    @fish3977 Рік тому +12

    I just imagine Megan calling the invisible flame woman all annoyed after the himbo had left and ruined the night. To witch the fire lady just told em that they'd come over with few beers tomorrow so they could try again