The Power of the Dog | Chapo Trap House | Episode 532 FULL

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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024

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  • @RIP_Greedo
    @RIP_Greedo 3 роки тому +42

    The part about "bribing" workers with higher wages is disgusting. Really tell you all you need to know about chud mentality.

  • @brendanfeehan4989
    @brendanfeehan4989 3 роки тому +18

    The dog piece was actually sponsored content for the new Cruella movie

  • @yoonski6510
    @yoonski6510 3 роки тому +12

    One of the best episodes in a damn long time. From Chipotle to the dog killing religion, hits after hits.

  • @akumakorgar
    @akumakorgar 3 роки тому +35

    Pete Buttigieg loved this article

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 3 роки тому +9

      Pete Buttigieg WROTE the article under a nom de plume

    • @DropTheForkNow
      @DropTheForkNow 3 роки тому +4

      @@TerrenceNowicki Definitely. I could see Chasten going to the hospital for intensive care because of freaking Snoopy.

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 Рік тому +16

    I've never heard about a business going under because they couldn't afford employees. I know a lot of places that went under because their rent got raised, though.

  • @dylanfitchett847
    @dylanfitchett847 3 роки тому +8

    This is an all-time episode my dudes

  • @TerrenceNowicki
    @TerrenceNowicki 3 роки тому +15

    "left wing polling firm and think tank"
    so it's right wing, then

  • @jacobaguiar8018
    @jacobaguiar8018 2 роки тому +12

    I have only ever visited the city but as dog owner, keeping one in New York City is animal abuse. You probably got to be a professional animal trainer for it to be worth it for the dog.

  • @thatyoutubechannel9953
    @thatyoutubechannel9953 3 роки тому +19

    If you can't handle a beagle long enough to rehome them, that is SOLELY and ONLY on you. There's nothing a dog that size could possibly do that would warrant a trip to the ER aside from implausible Ren and Stimpy scenarios like causing a bowling ball to roll from a shelf onto your head. Absolutely insane.

    • @hermaggeddon
      @hermaggeddon 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe the dog made itself a son out of egg yolk that went on a Hunter Bidenesque bend which broke the dog's heart so badly it was better for it die than to see what became of Egg Yolkeo

    • @ranchpants420
      @ranchpants420 3 роки тому +2

      What the fuck Herman

  • @jpinnacle
    @jpinnacle 3 роки тому +8

    That Kylie Zemple thing is one of their best bits. I love how angry Will gets towards the end.

  • @patrickholt2270
    @patrickholt2270 3 роки тому +13

    Writer vs rescue beagle could be a metaphor for or a manifestation of the mentality of PMC vs workers. They're an "it" which well-meaning PMC are supposed to care for like that's in any way their responsibility or right, axiomatically denying the existence of working class agency, but who are unacceptably angry and therefore can and must be destroyed from time to time. No, no, none of those unreasonable demands for real change at a pace of your choosing: BAD BOY! DOWN! Now we have to punish you and you get nothing.

    • @benb598
      @benb598 3 роки тому +4

      This is an excellent metaphor, nice work Patrick Holt

    • @patrickholt2270
      @patrickholt2270 3 роки тому +1

      @@benb598 Thanks very much man!

    • @robertknoll9641
      @robertknoll9641 3 роки тому

      It's the authoritarian reflex along with people that lack empathy. You get it spot on of PMC considering workers/labor an "It" instead of other thinking and feeling human beings. There is also something there about these type of PMC having enough empathy to see the issue from the other side, but are too cowardly to admit or do something more about it than scold and punish.

  • @ethandarcy5940
    @ethandarcy5940 3 роки тому +8

    So my restaurant raised prices in order to raise wages, for sure (they couldn't hire anybody at the old wages.) I don't see it as people wouldn't get off their butts and work, victimizing our generally better-off guests... I see it as we workers were given some hope of a respectful, livable wage!

    • @user-ig4dl4iv1j
      @user-ig4dl4iv1j 3 роки тому +1

      In the case of Chipotle the CEOs also gave themselves massive bonuses

  • @CH4R10T_TV
    @CH4R10T_TV 3 роки тому +6

    "I convinced myself that all she needed was more training; I could help her if I worked hard enough." That's not your work though! If you're going beyond just teaching a dog to fetch and trying to seriously curb them inflicting pain on themselves and others, then what you're doing is paying someone to train them. You also can't train an animal out of their needs and the guys are right to bring up the fact that if you're living in a city apartment it's hard to own dogs. You'd need to be taking them to the park and walking them a lot because there's no fenced-in yard or rural field for them. People are so weird about owning animals and it's sad as hell that this dog had to die for this.

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 2 роки тому +1

      It's a complete nonstarter when we can't even get parenting licenses but I fully believe not everyone is capable of owning a pet, shit like this is so common when it's also so fucking psychotic it should basically never happen

  • @kingkai_3954
    @kingkai_3954 3 роки тому +12

    I just noticed what could be either a delusion or a writing thing with conservatives. She brings up the taxpayers and how people on unemployment are getting money on the taxpayers dime but if these people are on unemployment that means they were working and r taxpayers

    • @CH4R10T_TV
      @CH4R10T_TV 3 роки тому +4

      The make-work writers for sure definitely do not know how unemployment works; they've never needed it.

    • @orangutanfan3179
      @orangutanfan3179 3 роки тому +5

      Also ignores the fact that expanding unemployment pushes up wages which would benefit most taxpayers.

  • @thomasznoj5826
    @thomasznoj5826 3 роки тому +6

    Not sure if you're aware, but that was the premise for Ricky and Julian being in prison at the start of the first TPB season

  • @ThePhantomStarfish
    @ThePhantomStarfish 3 роки тому +9

    The liberal and the dog is a perfect analogy for how america treated iraq. No I will not explain further.

  • @BenjaminGlatt
    @BenjaminGlatt 3 роки тому +6

    "It seem to me to be equally plain that *no business* which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country" -FDR (emphasis mine)

  • @justinreighard8922
    @justinreighard8922 2 роки тому +9

    Have kylie zimple work at chipotle for 1 month, let's see how much she thinks they should get paid. Then she's allowed to write dumb articles about her lunch.

  • @OstrichRidingCowboy
    @OstrichRidingCowboy 3 роки тому +5

    I thought "spendy" would have triggered Felix's fight or flight response.

  • @sleepful1917
    @sleepful1917 2 роки тому +3

    this ones a certified classic, haven't listened to it since it came out and i remember it so clearly to this day lmao

  • @BBQAndButter
    @BBQAndButter 3 роки тому +5

    Where the hell are these self-enriching cats!?!?

  • @tewodrosii2875
    @tewodrosii2875 3 роки тому +4

    shout-out to Matt Karp for hearing the shoutout and being like "Well, I do need press for this article and I could use a laugh after quar, lets see what Will and the gang are up to!"
    SN: you think now that Vergil left, they're just gonna start saying "send your angry e-mails to Chris" now? cause I imagine he''ll just read some, start laughing, then call molly in to look at them.
    next thing you know, theres a premium episode of various members of the chapoverse reading these out loud.
    C'mon, Chris. I know you're the one running the YT page. give a thought?

  • @robertknoll9641
    @robertknoll9641 3 роки тому +7

    "Wages are bribes." -PMC doofus self reports

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar 3 роки тому +5

    maybe the best ep of the year so far

  • @sunnohh
    @sunnohh 3 роки тому +11

    I have never seen a teenager work at chipolte, almost always folks in their 30s and 40s, the young folk are upper 20s

    • @ac1dP1nk
      @ac1dP1nk 3 роки тому

      i remember my uncle said something 6 or 7 years back 'loser double loser mcdonalds worker'. he is a unionised train driver and there is such a gulf between his generation very late boomer/proto gen x with the preceding ones

  • @abolishnato
    @abolishnato 3 роки тому +3

    Pretty sure there's a Dog killing covenant in Bloodborne

  • @macrograms
    @macrograms 3 роки тому +6

    putting down my pandemic dog for $3.00/word: the sympathy article i wrote..

  • @Cote-de-Boeuf
    @Cote-de-Boeuf 3 роки тому +9

    36:21 Man, it must be nice to be paid six figures to use words like "spendy". Jesus Christ. Maybe I should just give up on grad school see how much the Heritage Foundation will pay me to pretend to be a conservative.

    • @dereks8175
      @dereks8175 3 роки тому +2

      You don't need a graduate degree to make bank at the Manhattan Institute. I know a very dumb person working there with a BA. Pretty easy gig and better than work requiring citing 500 sources in anything you write.

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 3 роки тому +2

      Probably quite a bit. Are you Black, female, or able to pretend to be gay? Can you simulate being vaguely ethnic? Have you completed enough course word to technically be called Dr.? Have you beheld the sullen seal of the Yellow King on the maggot throne? You may be what they require.

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 5 місяців тому

      You gotta say why you left the left though, that's where the real money is

  • @seanvalentine4198
    @seanvalentine4198 3 роки тому +5

    The most fucked up part is the woman wouldn’t even go into the execution chamber with the dog

    • @tite93
      @tite93 3 роки тому +5

      She said it was due to covid restrictions, which is believable
      The fucked up part is that the dog ended up there needlessly

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 3 роки тому +1

      O...oh no. I'm going to be sad again aren't I?

  • @kingofsting19
    @kingofsting19 3 роки тому +2

    1:28:35 A worse thought came into my mind when I heard this line. Imagine this lady who just executed her dog because she didn't care enough to actually train it inserting herself into some forum or Facebook group chat with people who actually had to put down beloved pets for medical reasons, and thinking it's the same thing. Like she's Ed Norton in Fight Club, but lying about why her dog died.

  • @doneasneakyonya
    @doneasneakyonya 3 роки тому +4

    The last time I came this early... no wait

  • @ac1dP1nk
    @ac1dP1nk 3 роки тому +7

    spendy

  • @lifeisgood12341
    @lifeisgood12341 3 роки тому +4

    If you are eating at chipotle, please stop complaining about it being more spendy when you have an extra dollar

  • @Phil-pt8cm
    @Phil-pt8cm 3 роки тому +2

    1 hour 39 minutes? Yeah, I’m thinking it’s slop time

  • @juliettedemaso7588
    @juliettedemaso7588 3 роки тому +3

    I want to see this woman’s childhood dolls.
    Actually no I don’t. 🤫😬

  • @theotherdude1998
    @theotherdude1998 2 роки тому +5

    Lisa "that'll" lerner

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles 3 роки тому +1

    I've never found the death of a pet so hilarious (I'm not kidding. This is some funny stuff)!

  • @ZZValiant
    @ZZValiant 3 роки тому +5

    Curious to know what the cat theory at around 1:16:00 is

    • @nicky2906
      @nicky2906 3 роки тому +2

      It‘s on the episode Pacific Nights (528) at around 13 minutes

    • @fyt54321
      @fyt54321 3 роки тому +3

      **Pacific Nights | Chapo Trap House | Episode 528**
      ua-cam.com/video/Z55KEm4TR8U/v-deo.html
      links directly to (12:54) the "Universal Jungian Cat Consciousness"

    • @DissentingDogLevi
      @DissentingDogLevi 2 роки тому +1

      This show needs to drop the politics bullshit and go full animal talk

  • @snappycatchy
    @snappycatchy 5 місяців тому

    It's so funny that Kristy Noem got the exact opposite reaction from the blue checks.

  • @Sinleqeunnini
    @Sinleqeunnini 3 роки тому +3

    Chipotle burritos taste pretty good, and are a good value.

    • @ongobongo8333
      @ongobongo8333 3 роки тому +2

      you gotta get double everything though, they'll really try to skimp on you now

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 3 роки тому +1

      @@ongobongo8333 I've had good success at standard caliber.

    • @bitteralmonds666
      @bitteralmonds666 3 роки тому +1

      They’re much smaller and cost more now 💸🌯💸

  • @robertknoll9641
    @robertknoll9641 3 роки тому +2

    I would wager the dog killer sent the remains to Chipotle for the next weeks burrito meat.

  • @heidimelcarek3677
    @heidimelcarek3677 3 роки тому +4

    1:09:41 - Definitely NOT submission. Respect of boundaries is much different. But like w children you can never be 'submissive' w an animal. Submissive parents are what breed clock-tower shooters n such. If an animal thinks it's dominant to you, you will have conflict.

  • @dalesedgwick858
    @dalesedgwick858 3 роки тому +3

    56:08 Felix becomes the guy from the trumpet fight video

  • @drewsollars2239
    @drewsollars2239 3 роки тому +2

    Female beagles are 20-22 lbs.

  • @drewsollars2239
    @drewsollars2239 3 роки тому +1

    Nice burrito bros. break

  • @jmb.....
    @jmb..... 2 роки тому

    58:20 anyone know what song this transition is?

    • @averagejoe225
      @averagejoe225 2 роки тому +1

      Hot Burrito #1 by The Flying Burrito Brothers

  • @mynameisjeffbruhfartrealtr654
    @mynameisjeffbruhfartrealtr654 3 роки тому

    Felix bouta make me act up frfr

  • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
    @KarmaPaym3ntPlan 2 роки тому

    57:00 “or a heart”

  • @thousandislandstare6924
    @thousandislandstare6924 2 роки тому

    1:20:14 most of them work for police departments.

  • @stoppostingnow5598
    @stoppostingnow5598 3 роки тому +1

    I'm on that Justin case shit

  • @stoppostingnow5598
    @stoppostingnow5598 3 роки тому +1

    Just in case Im hitting on teens

    • @QuinnShiHuangDi
      @QuinnShiHuangDi 3 роки тому

      @Shinshocks it hasn't escaped anyone's attention that virgil has appeared like 3 times over the past year

  • @seanvalentine4198
    @seanvalentine4198 3 роки тому

    I’m your boy I’m youuuur toy

  • @bobbie3713
    @bobbie3713 3 роки тому

    is Will really adopted or is that a bit?

    • @QuinnShiHuangDi
      @QuinnShiHuangDi 3 роки тому

      it's a bit, some of his family actually is jewish though. He isn't but his insane stupid communist grampa who accidentally tanked a huge portion of leftist organizing was. Watch the "will's dad" episode. RIP.

    • @bobbie3713
      @bobbie3713 3 роки тому +4

      @@QuinnShiHuangDi Hey dont call his grandfather stupid just cause he killed Trotsky

    • @tewodrosii2875
      @tewodrosii2875 3 роки тому +1

      @@bobbie3713 that was a smart move. not a fan of Stalin, but he had the right Idea about holding power in the area. If you aren't scaring the west as a leader, you aren't a leader

  • @ohbluescouser6267
    @ohbluescouser6267 3 роки тому

    Someone should show this dog owner the movie A Fish Called Wanda for some dog assassination ideas

  • @ZZValiant
    @ZZValiant 3 роки тому

    Not sure how I feel about the new xkcd bit they're doing but I think if I get more mad at it as the episodes go on I'll make a recommendation that they continue to riff on it.

  • @WanderingIdiot81
    @WanderingIdiot81 3 роки тому +3

    The Chapos revealed themselves as pedantic navelgazers during ForceTheVote

    • @ryanwebb9760
      @ryanwebb9760 3 роки тому +8

      Lol it’s a podcast run by a bunch of monied educated New Yorkers. If this is anything more than entertainment for you or ever was, you’re a goober

    •  3 роки тому +9

      ForceTheVote was a Doretard grift and only the most inane of brainlets fell for it.

    • @WanderingIdiot81
      @WanderingIdiot81 3 роки тому

      @ no, force the vote was basic politics - as done by the Tea Party, if you can remember that far back - with historic precedent of working on issues like women's suffrage and civil rights

    • @WanderingIdiot81
      @WanderingIdiot81 3 роки тому +3

      @ anyway, what's your genius strategy? Sitting around reading "theory" in our Brooklyn apartments every day?

    • @WanderingIdiot81
      @WanderingIdiot81 3 роки тому

      @ hey remember during the primary when Kamala dropped out? Cucko Twat House credited ONLINE ATTACKS for bringing her down; that it got under their skin. They even credited that over Tulsi Gabbard hammering her during the debate. "Bullying works" they said. But that somehow doesn't work for FTV?
      So which is it? Is Twitter not "praxis" (whatever that means)? Or does bullying work??
      Its amazing how incoherent CTH and their "revolutionary" fans become when FTV comes up