Men... You CAN Land a 747!
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- Опубліковано 19 вер 2023
- if it came down to it, you could land a commercial plane.
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Having a 3 min video from him is like a 3 hour documentary
Could not have said it better.
He just kept going. I'm used to bursting out laughing after 10 seconds, but now I'm in tears, cos the plot continued for hours. 😂 Never stop, Al.
It feels epic
but in a good way
It was 3ins???!!! Felt like half an hour
If it came down to it, I’d predict this man’s plot twists.
THIS
I TOTALLY would but you know I dislocated my pinky toe last year and it's acting a little weird right now. But any other time I would totally be able to
Truly a task only possible if you have that dog, sorry, that tiger in you.
fr xdd
more like "pilot" twists
"Its more like a tiger"
20 years later and this line still gives me chills
20? Young people these days... It's been 50 years since I first saw this video, still sends chills down my spine.
50, well.. I'm dead
Dead? I got ressurected
Line still gives me chills
@@Horse_In_A_Suitonly 50 mate its been 2023 years since i saw this video
Its been like 2 months you cumstains
Are we gonna talk about the fact this was genuinely motivational
yea and then i cracked up laughing while being inspired, it was a ride.
As someone who can land a plane into a tower I can confirm
9/11 was so sad for us middle easterners. We lost 19 of our best guys.
@@dibsdibs3495Astaghfirullah
You shouldn’t joke about 9/11, my grandpa died in the attacks
He was a great pilot
These jokes are on fire!!! Unlike the indestructible passports.
@@dibsdibs3495how do we know it actually was middle easterners and not a government plot?
Because it worked.
I'd be down to watch a documentary purely made, written, filmed, directed by aljokes.
If it came down to it Im sure he could film it. It'd win an Oscar for best dogumentary.
I want to know how often yall think about the Roman Empire.... once a week? twice month? never?
History of japan by aljokes you say? I'm down for those 10 minutes of pure art
If it came down to it...
Edited, written, filmed, directed, *and* acted by aljokes.
I'm an avionics technician. Pro tip: put the pilots headset on, they probably already have at least one comm set to ATC already. On the yoke or nearby there should be a button that says PTT (Push-to-Talk). Press it then ask tower how to land it. A lot of planes can do most of the landing for you with minimal input but they'll walk you through the process.
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See this is what im saying i couldnt do it by myself but if they gave me a crash course im sure i woukdnt kill everyone on board
They A320 will call you a retard because it knows you aren't the real pilot.
nah id snap those headphones in half, I dont need noones help. its really just a few buttons and levers. that dog in me would know what to do.
Those planes have tons of fuel in them. I reckon the air traffic control people would tell you to set the autopilot to come into the landing strip as straight as possible to take multiple attempts if you need to. If you think you're running out of space (the strips can be several miles long but better to slowly descent and to take it slowly), then you pull up and try again. You have one chance to land the plane
As someone who has flown in a full-motion-cockpit simulator for the B707 (E3A), I can confidently say: Any guy could land a commercial airliner if it came down to it.
I've not flown a plane myself but I've watched my brother learning...yeah, it doesn't seem too hard. Once you figure out the stick and throttle you should be good, especially if there's flight control talking you through it.
Open comms to ATC, follow directions, turn on autopilot.
@@billybongos1337autopilot can’t land a 747
@@notmanciv5016you don’t need the autopilot to land the plane. That’s dog in you will take care of that. Especially if it’s come down to it.
@@lukeoneill513 if it comes down to it I think I could do it ngl
"I got the dog inside me" , "I'm inside a dog" we are not the same
What about asians saying "I got the dog inside me"
Men in a dire situation 🤝 White women
. I got the dog inside me
🤨
I'm glad we're not the same
Least sus post in a long time.
😂 you got me with “they allowed a female pilot to land the plane”
If it came down to it, I could've landed that plane.
@@mdw546 same
As soon as the tragic news came up I knew he would do that plot twist xD
That slow transition of the cockpit to the car was golden 😂
That’s the part that got me too 😂😂😂😂😂
"But there is one survivor, scientists say he survived because he has that dog in him."
Yagru backwards is such an unreal joke, well done 😂
I immediately came to the comments afterwards lol
It took me a second...
Man did you really have to do that? This "joke" triggered a debilitating episode of my 'Amgil' disease..
It's really hard to live and go through life with Amgil...
Amgil sllab!
*Now read the words backwards if ya still don't get it*
balls ligma?@@mrclean3088
@@mrclean3088I don't think there was a single person who didn't get it
Famous last words..."I've got two-hundred hours in Microsoft Flight Sim, how hard could the real thing be?"
Depends if they play the realistic or sim mode. The more realistic mode can have every single button in the cockpit, so you can actually learn them.
Also, whether or not someone can do it would depend largely on whether or not they can get in contact with air control.
@@Jet-ij9zc You are too serious my friend
Actually, I AM a pilot and have a decent FS at my house and I will tell you that flying in a home sim is more difficult than the real thing. you don't have the same vision, the feel, the true layout of the plane (unless you spent like $100,000 for your setup), and this doesn't even include software glitches that cause everything to stop working.
"it's alright, I maxed out warthunder aviation"
@@jameslough6329 fair enough
The transition scene 1:22-1:26 dead ass. The accuracy from what I thought in my mind, happens, to men in their mind. This was it.
There have been 7 recorded instances of a pilot being incapacitated and a passenger making radio contact with an air traffic controller who tried to tell them how to land the plane. All 7 landings were successful.
Most of these smaller planes as most commercial jets have copilots who could land the plane in an emergency. Said commercial jets also have more advanced autopilot systems that would make it even easier to land the plane.
As a jiu jutsu black belt I for one would like to say. If it came down to it I could probably fight a bear
As a bear with a jiu jitsu black belt, if it came down to it I could probably take you
As a trained Jiu Jistsu blackbelt bear with a pilots licence, if it came down to it I could beat you
As a dog, I could probably land a female pilot.
As a female plane with a black belt in bears, if it came down to it, I could land that dog in me
As a 747 I could land you a black belt bear
I don't know if this is an infomercial to lift men's spirits or a skit. I'm dying!
At this point, it's both
Yeah he’s doin good work
For those who are dyslexic, Yagru backwards, backwards says ‘you’re a lovely person and Al loves you.’
What a great UA-camr 😔✊
I got that bear in me.
Sadly bears aren't known for their ability to drive or fly anything, but I would've still figured it out like the dog I am.
Which is yet another animal famous for not being able to fly the plane but you know what I mean.
my GF asked me the 747 question and i answered "yeah, probably" and she started laughing and couldnt believe i thought that. but like people have done it. as long as you can get guided by a guy over the radio and remain calm you can "land" the plane. And by land, i dont mean landing gear out, safe landing in an airport, i mean you find a clear enough area to crash as safely as possible.
Certainly, if you have radio support and the plane is operating normally, it is practically following instructions. In addition, they will repeat them for as many hours as you have fuel while the plane flies in circles.
From what I understand there are several cases of inexperienced people who have been forced to land non-commercial airplanes.
And a commercial airplane is more complex? Yes. But it is still possible.
Well I can tell you my first few times landing in flight simulator were not successful despite the instructions. I ain't got the dog :(
@@benja_mint Either you are a female or it didn't "come to it" yet!
yeah that's the second level of funny here, if a modern 747's working properly it can not only fly itself to an airport but land itself, you're pretty much just flipping a switch and letting tower know that you need emergency priority
now landing a gulfstream needs that dog in ya
@@CrispBaker Gulfstream G6 (like a G6, like a G6 l-l-l-l-l-l-l-like a G6) has Cat IIIa autoland. In fact most private jets have better autoland capability than air liners, because they "need to" land in worse conditions more often as a requirement.
The twist was so subtle i think that if it came down to it, I could write some twist like it
Avgeek here,
To land a plane you only really need 4 things
1. The controls for a plane is pull back is up
Push is down and left is left and right is right
2. Find the altimeter it will show the height of the aircraft
3. Find the airspeed it will show speed of the aircraft
4. Small amounts of guidance from atc
That last exchange was gold
Tragic story of the crash, too bad there were no men onboard for this loss could have easily been avoid.
"I'm just kidding, we don't hire women."
-Norm Macdonald
Not gonna lie, this something I actually think about on regular basis. This might not surprise anyone, but I legit think if it came down to it anyone could land a 747.
Now a lot of caveats come with this.
1. Communication: This isn't something you're going to simply be able to do on your own. You would need to get on the horn with ATC to communicate your situation so that way they can get an actual pilot to talk you through how to land safely. Also, this will be a two person job. Get a 2nd homie to help you out with your cockpit resource management. There will be checklists to run and they will help you manage those. Always remember your priorities though: Aviate (fly the plane), Navigate (figure out where to fly the plane), and communicate (talking to ATC or anyone else).
2. Auto Pilot: This feature will be doing most of the heavy lifting since it will point you in the direction of the air port, get you lined up with the run way, and put you at the correct altitude.
3. Some aircraft familiarization: You're going to have to have at least a basic understanding how a plane works. This includes knowing what the terms stall, sink rate, and angle of attack mean as well as some of the various systems.
In the end, you land a plane by achieving a steady rate of descent which won't cause a catastrophic failure of the landing gear/airframe while still maintaining enough forward speed so that the aircraft doesn't lose lift and fall out of the sky. Now get out there kings and land that god damn plane like your life depends on it.
Thanks mate, with this advice I can definetely land a plane.
Because a crash landing is still landing.
Absolutely fucking brilliant. Hope we get more of these. Hes been building a lore and its finally going to come down to it.
"Stanford University" 😂Andrew hubberman gonna like it...
Bro you are a comedic genius lol Keep going Al, everyone of my friends I have introduced them to you has enjoyed your comedy and insights. The shit you come up with! lol
Dr.yagru backwards 💀 0:29
"there is no dog within" i tought bro was gonna give up on us
The fade to "...and tragic news" is BRILLIANT
If I believe in myself enough I can, watch this!
thanks man, i really needed to know i can land a plane
LOVE the longer format to show off your experimentation and truly get carried away by your creative writing
I feel much better knowing that there are plenty of people that KNOW this "if it came down to it" is so diculous it's rediculous.
That ending was some of the funiest sh*t ive ever seen 🤣
This was beautiful. Al, idk how you do it but you are a creative mastermind.
And honestly, i could totally land a 747.
"A 747 is just a car with wings, you can figure it out"
Fuck that made me laugh out loud
The funny thing is is that it would actually be relatively easy with modern jet liners, like it’s almost automated and as long as you can pull out the users manual and get that right it’s not too too difficult.
I became a pilot just to prove I could do it. Now I have to multiple times a day 🙄
Yagru backward
the underexposed black backdrop, soft focus and camera tilt really shows Al's artistic genius
when you're facing a black belt, he thinks it so easy for him that he don't even consider that it "came down to it", so you're the only tiger
As a whitewater kayaker for 25 years I can relate to the inner tiger. So many times I have had to use the "inner tiger" to get me out of really bad situations, or get me in really bad situations. That believe if it comes right down to life and death, in the most depth of your soul that you believe that in inner tiger and .......I can. And believe in it makes life fun.
This is why you take piloting lessons and get a black belt in Jiu Jitsu, because if it came down to it....
Bears will land tigers.
No that's why you don't take piloting lessons or become a black bear in Jiu Jitsu because otherwise when it comes down to it literally any other guy without those hard-earned qualifications will beat you. That's science.
@@Neion8 It's a joke.
@@mrgw98 ... Did you think I was being serious when I said you shouldn't become a black bear?
I mean tbf, that would actually be solid advice, but I can't think of a situation where it'd be relevant.
@@Neion8 Thought that was meant to say "belt" and autocorrect changed it.
Could 100% fuck up a bear and land a plane at the same time
All they have to say is "You are gay if you die", any man would instantly become gay.
Trust me i can pull another 911
Such a great teacher!
the crossfade into the car dash. gold
the fact that the thumbnail has an a340 and not a 747 is an outrage.
Honestly, im just happy im not only one who has played this out in their head cause yall, im ready. I promise 😂
I probably couldn’t land a Boeing 747, but I will be able to aim it
The bear: "If it came down to it, I could probably beat that guy with a dog in him"
I can definitely land any plane without ever having seen it before in my life.
Just not in one piece.
I'm not saying it would necessarily be the cleanest landing but if it came down to it I could 100% cause a 747 to eventually stop being airborne.
I don’t understand, I can land a 747
Sky king did a barrel roll on a commercial airliner without any formal training
“But he isn’t pilot certified!”
“Let him cook. He’s played ace combat… 1.”
Thumbnail isn’t even a 747…
Dr Yagur backwards is probably one of the best bits this guy has done
As a man who has used a real plane simulator (like actual sim not computer one), If it came down to it I can fly and land a 747.
As someone with over 180 plus hours in Microsoft flight sim, I can confidently say I can land a Airbus a320
The edit of the cockpit turning into a car is peak humor
You could always defeat a hippo or gorilla bare handed, you just need to make sure they each have many lethal health conditions.
Imagine how fast they would fire the reporters in the end.
When he said "there is no dog inside" I expected him to say "it's two wolves"
I died at the “It is more like a tiger.” Lmao
747 video...
* inserts a340 thumbnail *
under perfect conditions, a plane can actually land itself using autopilot
Having worked at a flight school and flown a plane several times I'm quite certain that most people could land one without any training. Not only do airliners usually land themselves (not joking they literally land themselves, if you don't believe me go to your local airport and watch as every airliner comes in to land at exactly the same speed and altitude regardless of the weather) but on the off chance that it couldn't land itself you'd still have ATC (air traffic control) telling you what to do. Flying is actually easier than driving a car imo. It's learning the rules and regulations of air traffic that pilots really have to go to school for. I mean on my first flight the instructor literally didnt touch anything except the radio. I did everything else including take off and landing.
"A bear is just a big dog and you can beat up your dog" 💀💀
That's not even a 747 in the thumbnail, lmao 😂
That's an airbus a340-600
To be honest... with the amount of plane crash documentaries and GTA hours under my belt i'm more than qualified to land that sucker!
The “I could probably figure it out” is absolutely how I would tackle a commercial hey
"why do women live longer?"
"bro, go fight that polar bear, 5 bucks, no balls" "bet"
I knew it was gonna be the female pilot that crashed it (duh), but I didn't expect the reporter to have that dog in him.
“A bear is just a big dog you can beat up your dog”
Yeah, fun fact: a 747 can land basically on it's own, just talk to the ATC and they will tell you everything you need to know, punch in the numbers and you're done. All you'll have to do is deploy landing gear, flaps, and thrust reversers.
It's called and ASR(Acute Stress Reaction) and it's due to the spike in adrenaline, increased heart rate and respiration. The adrenaline spike constricts the blood vessels, increasing blood pressure and making the person think faster because the blood is carrying oxygen to their brain much faster and their muscles are also getting oxygen at an accelerated rate which makes people stronger and less easily fatigued for a short period. This can later lead to an ASD(Acute Stress Disorder) in which the affected person experiences PTSD.
The joke would have been much funnier if it was a ryanair pilot, but that would give the plot away instantly.
Instructions unclear, the bear has that polar in him and now he's slowly ripping apart my left arm as I'm struggling to send this comment with my right.
"I can probably figure this out." - This was just too accurate.
I’m unironically convinced that I could land it, because there is one tiny detail everyone seems to forget about: I’m talking to people over the radio who would tell me exactly what to do.
i love how the thumbnail isnt even a 747
A340-600
I'm glad I'm not the only one 😂
If it came down to it, I could predict his plot twists.
"Bear is just a big dog and u can beat up your dog" had me dying all though I love my dogs
Near zero is all the chance I need.
The fact that he uses an A340 in the thumbnail tells me exactly the tone of this video. I was not disappointed
I flew the dodo in GTA3, a 747 ain’t shit.
The Mythbusters tested this, you can land a plane rather easily with instruction on the radio.
As a bear, I can confirm if it came down to it, I could a land a plane.
He was highly motivating at the 1st half and then kabooom 😂😂😂
Well, 3 men once tried to land 3 separate planes on the same day, and it didn't go very well
4 actually.
And one succeeded, so, 25%, i'm taking the chance.
“Yagru backwards” 😂
2:53 lol
It’s never a matter of landing a plane.
Planes always land.
It’s a matter of surviving the landing lol.
You know what? A bear IS just a big dog.
Good to see he didn't strike her when she unfairly brought up the captain's drinking problem.