I remember my geology lessons from high school (it was only a few years ago), basically magma is what it's called when it's underground, lava is what it's called when it's at the surface and lava is just molten rock while magma contains some other things like dissolved gas that go away when it reaches the surface
Trilo: Hey Ben, can you believe that this comment section thinks this uptight excuse for a prosecutor is on par with anybody at our circus?! Clearly he needs a demonstration of a true performance!(Proceeds to sing Row Row Row Your Boat.) Ben: umm...h-hey trilo..I don't t-think it works like that..
Actually fire is burnt. It's literally everything that is burnt, fire... or rapid generation of plasma due to oxygenization of elements under high temperature circumstances is literally the formation of oxides due to combustion and as such the gas and plasma mixture is actually what is burnt.
I mean, I may be thinking about this wrong, but if fire could burn it would be an endless selfsustaining force(as long as there is oxygen) that never loses energy and expands untill there is no oxygen left in the world. Which, since it hasn't happened yet, I would assume that fire can not burn.
"I did not spend my childhood watching bill nye and learning adjectives in super scribblenauts for some internet funnyman to say that water and lava are wet."
My answer: It's worth noting that it is possible for a liquid to be dry. In fact, you can make liquid water dry by mixing it with silica powder, resulting in water that can't make anything wet. Water is wet due to multi-molecular hydrogen bonds. Water sticks to things due to its semi-magnetic properties. As such, I'm unsure if lava is wet, I don't think it has the same chemical properties.
Depends if wet implies a liquid or substance or just water on a surface. Also, water cannot become wet because it is a liquid, and wet state applies to solid states which has some kind of absorbance
I’d go by technically definition with wet meaning “something that has a liquid applied”. That’s why I argue that water isn’t wet because of cohesion and adhesion and the chemicals bonds you’re talking about. You put water in a table, the table is wet and forms adhesion. You put water on water and you just get water because of cohesion. It’s molecularly different. That’s why I’d argue lava isn’t wet either. Lava on lava makes more lava, lava on a table is just lava on a table.
In geology, you learn that magma actually forms because of its water content (the term for this is flux melting) as far as water being wet, well thats another story...
The best thing is not that it hits right into home, is that he was the first one to google sonething. PS: and don't feel bad, googling sonething is better when you don't know something or aren't fully sure. As long as you check where you get the info, it's a smart thing to corroborate. Feel good we have technology.
Honestly I get where you’re coming from, both sides are kinda stupid as neither of them bring anything up that makes sense. That said I myself side with the fact that lava is wet, ‘cause it is by definition wet.
I am still amazed and stupefied by Edgeworth's elegant, faultless logical response to Phoenix's proposition on the absence of water in lava when he calmly replied: "F**k you!"
Favorite quote: "Did not spend my childhood watching Bill Nye and learning adjectives on Super Scribblenauts for some internet funnymen to say water and lava are wet"
@George Khoory 1) you aren't much younger than me, it really just depends on how fun your teachers are 2) Bill Nye the Science Guy is probably the reason I love science so much. He had a TV show until 1998 about really wacky science facts, experiments, and other sciencey things with a little bit of visual and audio humor thrown in. If you like chemistry, or science in general, I _highly_ suggest you look him up
From geology class: particularly explosive volcanic eruptions can be due to water content in magma- hydrated ocean floor subducts and melts, the water in the rock changes the properties of the magma (think water vapor and pressurized gas). When you add water to food, it becomes wet to the touch. Water also tends to stick to many surfaces, and so does lava/magma. Therefore, lava is wet.
Objection! This implies you need to add water to lava for it to become wet. And we all know things that are not wet cannot make other things wet. If lava can become wet that implies it is not wet to begin with and as base concept does not itself have that property.
Also, if we look up the definition of wet it stays "wet, damp, dank, moist, humid mean covered or more or less soaked with liquid. wet usually implies saturation but may suggest a covering of a surface with water or something (such as paint) not yet dry." which means that lava cannot be wet. Even tho it's capable of having water inside of it, it's still impossible for the lava to be covered in it because the lava would just boil the water.
Lava is liquified rock above ground i think? A liquid does not need to posses any water. Mercury is liquid at room temperature because it's melting point is lower. Not containing water. Rock can be liquified when the temperature it holds is higher than its melting point. If wet is described as saturation from a liquid, lava is able to do so as it can saturate earth and it flows, as it cools down it turns to a rocky substance, just as water can when it cools down. Lava also can absorb things and in doing so increases in volume, just as water is able to do the same. (Eg. Water absorbing salt becomes salt water. It is not watery salt, it's salty water) Lava would be able to saturate something in an environment where it maintains liquid form and something was porous enough and able to maintain stability within that heat. Also, volcanoes can be covered in the solid form of lava but still have channels(note water can make channels) flowing beneath them, saturating the land scape surrounding. It's like any porous substance and water, like a sponge or a pumice stone, the outside can be dry but wet on the inside. Squeeze them or shake them and water will come out. Just like igneous rock encasing a lava flow it is saturated with lava. Therefore I believe lava, and all liquids, to be wet.
@@jamesprout9412 while this phenomenon is more common with water intrusion and near hydrothermal vents, it can also arise through differentiation of the magma itself. There are simply greater (by magnitudes) concentrations of water in those environments. Water vapor is a gas that can be produced in volcanic eruptions, and chemical reactions with water and other volatile gases can create the various compounds and acids found there as well.
@@GingerMafia48 But does water vapor contained within lava make it wet? I would suggest not. If nothing else it doesn't exist in a liquid form even near it.
@@arthurcosta1657 I say there's no dumb question. Asking about english, such as "is x wet?" or "are hotdogs sandwiches" is kind of pointless since english is kind of meaningless, its still important to precisely define stuff so that stuff can be described accurately
@@cate01a yes. whats important is that you understand the details beyond language. like the specifics of water, how it effects objects. the difference between water and lava. aside from that, it also gives you insight into the way we think, allows us to push our language to its limits, and gives us an interesting topic to occupy ourselves with.
@@Pihsrosnec actually exhaust is a byproduct; a different material entirely to the original compound. Being burnt would require the original material surrounded by the exhaust material. Fire is the raw heat (/electrons) that is (/are) emitted, and has not changed form, while still being surrounded by flammable exhaust, and the fuel source: therefor fire is burnt, as well as the fuel. By definition exhaust can be burnt, but isn't if it is still exhaust.
But that’s because fire isn’t burnt. Fire is hot. Things that lack moisture and contain carbon get burnt, such as dry twigs, leaves, bread, bodies, paper, etc. On the other hand, things that do not contain carbon like glass, water, and rocks do not get burned, they evaporate or melt. Fire is hot, and water is wet.
Burnt is the aftermath, fire is currently burning. Water is wet, literally ONLY liquids that contain water can be wet! Your skin, absorbing the water IS WHAT WET SENSATION IS
@@Lantern_Light Hold on. How do you determine if a liquid "contains" water? Does gasoline contain water? Does chloroform? If you store pure alcohol in an air tight bottle, is the inside of the bottle not wet?
For anyone wondering... Lava isn't wet. Wetness is a propriety that not every fluid has... If you put water in a cup (if you look closely) you notice that the water is trying to climb the wall, if you pick a thinner cup or a tube this is even more accentuated... this fenomena is known as capillarity and is directly proportionate to the wetness of the fluid. If you take mercury, you can observe the opposite thing: the mercury will try to stay away from the walls of the cup. In general we can say that water is wet and mercury is not, even if is not totally correct, infact wetness is not a propriety of the fluid itself, but of the interaction between the fluid and the surface: for exemple on an hydrofhobic surface water can't be wet. Lava is more similar to mercury (basically molten metal) than water, so we can say that LAVA IS NOT WET.
I would assume it can't be burnt because it's a chemical reaction. Fire isn't an actual substance, it's just the excess heat and energy coming off of the chemical reaction of burning an object.
@somadman false equivalency. Fire is not a substance, its a chemical reaction. Water, however, is an actual substance. It has mass. Plus, water always comes into contact with itself, so technically it IS wet. Plus, you wouldn't stick your hand in a water bucket if you don't like touching wet things. This debate was settled years ago, and the consensus still is that water is wet. Edit: Definition 1 of wet (adjective) means "covered or saturated with water or another liquid substance" which water is because its always saturated with itself. Definition 2 of wet means (noun) "liquid that makes something damp." Do I need to explain this one?
@somadman 1) yes you can, 2) Pluto aint a planet anymore, 3) for fucks sake my dude, generations other than 1 exist, 4) Glass meets NONE of the standards for being a liquid. Hell, there is even LIQUID GLASS. Glass is the result of a chemical reaction that occurs to sand when it gets superheated and cools. Note the COOLS part. It goes from solid (sand) to liquid (effectively magma) to amorphous solid (glass). Its a semi malleable solid. Edit: ALL SQUARES ARE RECTANGLES YOU DUMB FUCK. The SAYING is "all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares." A RECTANGLE is a 4 sided polygon with all interior angles at 90 degrees. Squares meet that criteria. Take a fucking geometry class, PLEASE.
They are pretty much the same thing. When its below the earth's surface, it is considered magma, but once it reaches the surface, it is then considered lava.
@@jakehildebrand1824 actually no because magma is just all the solid hot matter below the crust and lava is the liquid that comes out after the gasses and solids separated
"did not spend my childhood watching Bill Nye and learning adjectives in Super Scribblenauts for some internet funnyman to say that water and lava are wet." Thank you for your service, you absolute trooper.
what he meant was that lava cools down and hardens into rock, when water dries it evaporates into a gaseous state or gets absorbed into the surface it's on
Wet is a property discribes how easily a liquid can leave behind on a surface. An example is gallium, which is a metal can melt in room temperature. Gallium is more wet than liquid mercury, meaning if you play with liquid gallium, you will find your hand turn grey and shinny due to gallium wetted your hand. Mercury on the other hand wouldn't easily turn your hand grey and shiny, it will stay like a ball/round button (similar to water on oily hands). Gallium will behave like water on clean hands after wetting.
The answer is “yes,” “no,” and “kind of.” This my favorite kind of question to answer because simple answers are boring. First, let’s note the technical definition of the word “wet.” As an adjective, it means “covered or saturated with water or another liquid.” Being that lava, when liquid, is clearly a liquid, that makes it technically wet. The rocks over which it flows are technically wet with lava. So yes, technically lava is wet, even though we wouldn’t normally use the word “wet” in that way. However, our common usage of the word involves water (i.e. covered or saturated with water). The lava, itself (when liquid) is very much above the boiling point of water, so it is not wet with liquid water, so it’s a no in that sense. But here is where the “kind of” comes in. Lava does contain a lot of water, especially prior to eruption (when it’s called magma), but also as it flows across the ground. As mentioned, though, water boils off immediately at those temperatures so it’s not liquid or even vapor water within the lava. The water is actually dissolved and broken apart molecularly, into dissociated H+ and OH-… but in a sense, the lava is saturated with water, even though it’s not in a liquid or even, necessarily, a molecular state.
“covered or saturated with water or another liquid.” - lava being a liquid is irrelevant in the first argument since a thing cannot be saturated with itself. The definition of saturated is "holding as much water or moisture as can be absorbed; thoroughly soaked." A liquid cannot "hold moisture" since it is a liquid state itself that bestows moisture to other things. Also the "or ANOTHER liquid" part infers that the state of the water must also be liquid, eliminating the technicality in your third argument. Conclusion: lava isn't wet.
I'm pretty sure that at that temperature water containing complexes or basic groups can't hold water. Plus when water gets ionized it's not water anymore.
As soon as I saw the title of this video I began crying and having war flashbacks to my 7th grade science classroom where people were nearly murdered during the “Is ice a rock?” debate where people nearly stabbed each others eyes out over whether humans were lava monsters or not.
"I did not spend my childhood watching Bill Nye and learning adjectives on Super Scribblenauts for some internet funnymen to say water and lava are wet" is possibly one the greatest retorts I have ever bore witness to.
"consisting of, containing, covered with, or soaked with liquid (such as water)" -Merriam Webster anything consisting of liquid, or covered w/ it, is a liquid. Water is wet, Oobleck is wet, that goo in lava lamps is wet oil, and lava. are all wet.
@@bestaround3323 not quite, more on technically in the definition of a liquid state? You don't exactly drench or soak something in lava, it burns, and even if touched lightly, it's dry. Definitely a liquid state of molten rock, but in terms of a soaking liquid, it doesn't soak, it burns or melts through.
2:31 "did not spend my childhood watching *bill nye* and learning adjectives on *super scribblenauts* for some funnymen to say water and lava are wet" best line in this video, hands down
The bit at the end with Larry just doing a thumbs up and saying: "this is what we call.......... getting owned" is just perfect. I'm gonna screen cap it
But that definition suggest the liquid isn't wet, but something covered or saturated with liquid is. So it's more like, if you pour lava on something and it absorbs it, the thing is wet from lava, not lava itself.
@@LookingForFrogs right but the fact that said liquid is capable of making something wet makes it wet itself It's like salt being salty on its own, and also making other foods salty when you put it on it
@@thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334 not according to definition you just gave. Its different with "salty" because salty doesn't mean "covered with salt", it means to have a specific taste, that salt has on its own. Water isnt soaked with water, so it doesn't fulfill the definition you quoted.
@@LookingForFrogs I didn't mean it as "covered with salt" it was merely an example of something that has a certain quality by itself retains that quality when combined with something else, and spreads that quality to the other thing it combined with.
You can’t saturate anything in lava, its so hot that it burns what it comes into contact with. Plus water itself isn’t wet, so not only can lava not make things wet, it’s not wet itself.
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"I should look this up but I don't want to sound stupid to google."
Same.
Its wet
Thank me later
Google already knows a lot about us that that doesn't even matter anymore
I remember my geology lessons from high school (it was only a few years ago), basically magma is what it's called when it's underground, lava is what it's called when it's at the surface and lava is just molten rock while magma contains some other things like dissolved gas that go away when it reaches the surface
@[GD] Stix you were right
@@randomguyonyoutube6183 Oh my god, we did the same thing.
"youre so mean to me"
Ah yes, the famous Edgeworth defense.
Sounds like a chess move
Phoenix reply is the best I love it
1.3k likes, 2 replies
@@Sh0ckV Whoa holy crap, that's a lot of likes O:
"You're so mean to me"
7 page muda time????
Edgeworth: "IS THAT ALL I AM? A FUNNYMAN?"
No, Edgeworth, you are the entire circus.
hes the entire circus industry
Being a circus is not that bad. Everyone is laughing inside you.
He doesn’t say it
Trilo: Hey Ben, can you believe that this comment section thinks this uptight excuse for a prosecutor is on par with anybody at our circus?! Clearly he needs a demonstration of a true performance!(Proceeds to sing Row Row Row Your Boat.)
Ben: umm...h-hey trilo..I don't t-think it works like that..
@@unpen4548 no I am
The thought of Edgeworth googling something while in the courtroom makes me laugh
"Fire isn't burnt"
"Wait hes right"
"Whos right?"
Actually fire is burnt. It's literally everything that is burnt, fire... or rapid generation of plasma due to oxygenization of elements under high temperature circumstances is literally the formation of oxides due to combustion and as such the gas and plasma mixture is actually what is burnt.
@@livedandletdie dang
@@spidroxide5479 .............dude.
I mean, I may be thinking about this wrong, but if fire could burn it would be an endless selfsustaining force(as long as there is oxygen) that never loses energy and expands untill there is no oxygen left in the world. Which, since it hasn't happened yet, I would assume that fire can not burn.
“ *Pheonix Wright* ”
"I did not spend my childhood watching bill nye and learning adjectives in super scribblenauts for some internet funnyman to say that water and lava are wet."
"THAT'S ALL I AM NOW? A *FUNNYMAN?"*
“I meant the op but yeah now its u.”
Lava is at is stupid, but water really is wet, water molecules have water molecules on them
@free wifi well if its one molecule then its not wet, but chances are, theres gonna be more than one molecule...so water is wet.
Ness
My answer: It's worth noting that it is possible for a liquid to be dry. In fact, you can make liquid water dry by mixing it with silica powder, resulting in water that can't make anything wet. Water is wet due to multi-molecular hydrogen bonds. Water sticks to things due to its semi-magnetic properties.
As such, I'm unsure if lava is wet, I don't think it has the same chemical properties.
@nameless one he literally never said anything about viscosity lmao what are you trying to contradict
By semimagnetic you mean adhesion and cohesion?
Depends if wet implies a liquid or substance or just water on a surface.
Also, water cannot become wet because it is a liquid, and wet state applies to solid states which has some kind of absorbance
Is the silica powder wet after mixing with water? I'd say yes
I’d go by technically definition with wet meaning “something that has a liquid applied”. That’s why I argue that water isn’t wet because of cohesion and adhesion and the chemicals bonds you’re talking about. You put water in a table, the table is wet and forms adhesion. You put water on water and you just get water because of cohesion. It’s molecularly different. That’s why I’d argue lava isn’t wet either. Lava on lava makes more lava, lava on a table is just lava on a table.
"Lava is the shit you see on surface" im dead
One guy: is lava wet?
Everyone in the room: *HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN*
BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
@Low xang yen Misaki kara shiokaze
Tonneru nuke tettō e
Hikareai komichi ni mayoikomu
@@Ekis_bokis_siris_ekis koko roni
is *inset random liquid here* wet?
@@wig6534 sadly I cannot say it is
for some reason, classy and formal characters talking like two internet trolls is the peak of humor for me
Agreed.
The typos make it so much better
"Classy and formal"
??????
@@SmashSSL well, relatively classy and formal compared to speaking caveman.
@@SmashSSL idk man i dont really wear a suit and tie everywhere I go do you?
Edit: or a neckerchief
In geology, you learn that magma actually forms because of its water content (the term for this is flux melting) as far as water being wet, well thats another story...
I love how quickly the argument devolved into swearing at each other
"but i dont wanna sound stupid to google"
Hits right home
The best thing is not that it hits right into home, is that he was the first one to google sonething.
PS: and don't feel bad, googling sonething is better when you don't know something or aren't fully sure. As long as you check where you get the info, it's a smart thing to corroborate. Feel good we have technology.
Just use incognito mode, I use it often for stupid questions xD
@@ahmadaldulaie7604 ok, now I actually feel called out.
@@ahmadaldulaie7604 bro this is me LMAO
OBJECTION!
You know,
"If someone is hotter than you"
It simply means..
"Your cooler than him"
Epic
you're*
@@alyssabungque7110 ye
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NOICE
This is similar to "is soup a drink?" Theory
I hope this age well
2:41 Wow. Broke the fourth wall and roasted a character in one sentence. Impressive.
Edgeworth: "I googled it"
Also Edgeworth, secs later: "I should look this up but I don't wanna sound stupid to google"
Even he has a bottom line in his stupid he is not willing to lower himself to
Плагиат
“Secs” he he he
That's because this is a real conversation, that actually happened.
Mood
"wild"
So much and so little is conveyed there.
Lol
100th like. Wild
similar to “mood”
Magma is any form of melted rock. Water in it’s solid state, Ice, is considered a rock. So thus, water is a type of magma.
The whole discussion is gold and the format is perfect but 2:01 is just great. Up in my reaction imagine folder it goes
I just realized that this was an actual conversation between real people and not a script written for a funny video
thats why i joinder their discord
Reddit? This feels like a reddit moment with the stupid “i love you bro” and the “i was talking about the OP”
@@srgzachattack1594 nah dude they said it in the description
*CORRECT*
Wait really omg if that’s true then omg are people really that stupid?
I think I've lost 10 brain cells just by looking at the argument.
Considering we have 100 billion, I'd say that's not bad at all
Honestly I get where you’re coming from, both sides are kinda stupid as neither of them bring anything up that makes sense. That said I myself side with the fact that lava is wet, ‘cause it is by definition wet.
i think i gained braincells instead
Just wait until you see the odds and evens disscussion from tumblr...
Same here
Anyone: *makes a good argument *
Everyone in Twitter: "youre so mean to me" 1:12
I am still amazed and stupefied by Edgeworth's elegant, faultless logical response to Phoenix's proposition on the absence of water in lava when he calmly replied:
"F**k you!"
"there is no water in lava"
me a geologist: OBJECTION!
Well Vulcano, i s l a v a w e t?
I s a i r d r y?
A m I r e a l?
@@ellusiv5121 it depends, it depends a lot but usually not, at least not 100%, and no, respectively.
lol I was just gonna say
@@ellusiv5121
Does it have water in it?
Does it not have water in it?
-Do you have water in you?-
Do you think?
Ah yes.
Volatiles
Favorite quote:
"Did not spend my childhood watching Bill Nye and learning adjectives on Super Scribblenauts for some internet funnymen to say water and lava are wet"
This made the video right here
You know, the ammout of effort on this retort wouldn't make me mas for being roasted by It
"LAVA IS DISEASED!! Rotten too the Core! There's no Saving it!"~Armstrong
@George Khoory please tell me you're trolling
@George Khoory 1) you aren't much younger than me, it really just depends on how fun your teachers are
2) Bill Nye the Science Guy is probably the reason I love science so much. He had a TV show until 1998 about really wacky science facts, experiments, and other sciencey things with a little bit of visual and audio humor thrown in. If you like chemistry, or science in general, I _highly_ suggest you look him up
The fact that this was a conversation real people had and argued about makes this even more comedic 😂
"youre so mean to me"
"I LOVE YOU BRO"
This is noice.
"LAVA IS LIQUID I GOOGLED IT"
**holds a piece of paper**
He printed the result page so he could use it as evidence
@@jpase nah his computer is disguised as a piece of paper
@@bob.330 nah the piece of paper is the new design for a computer
@@had0j ohhhhh right I forgot they announced paper 15
@@bob.330 yeah
"LIKING CHARACTERS NAMED AFTER ROCKS DOES NOT MEAN I KNOW ABOUT ROCKS"
*steven universe fans have risen
You called?
accurate
You mean lesbian rock show?
Who summoned me
@@embermagician nobody.
From geology class: particularly explosive volcanic eruptions can be due to water content in magma- hydrated ocean floor subducts and melts, the water in the rock changes the properties of the magma (think water vapor and pressurized gas).
When you add water to food, it becomes wet to the touch.
Water also tends to stick to many surfaces, and so does lava/magma.
Therefore, lava is wet.
Objection! This implies you need to add water to lava for it to become wet. And we all know things that are not wet cannot make other things wet. If lava can become wet that implies it is not wet to begin with and as base concept does not itself have that property.
Also, if we look up the definition of wet it stays "wet, damp, dank, moist, humid mean covered or more or less soaked with liquid. wet usually implies saturation but may suggest a covering of a surface with water or something (such as paint) not yet dry." which means that lava cannot be wet. Even tho it's capable of having water inside of it, it's still impossible for the lava to be covered in it because the lava would just boil the water.
Lava is liquified rock above ground i think? A liquid does not need to posses any water. Mercury is liquid at room temperature because it's melting point is lower. Not containing water. Rock can be liquified when the temperature it holds is higher than its melting point. If wet is described as saturation from a liquid, lava is able to do so as it can saturate earth and it flows, as it cools down it turns to a rocky substance, just as water can when it cools down. Lava also can absorb things and in doing so increases in volume, just as water is able to do the same. (Eg. Water absorbing salt becomes salt water. It is not watery salt, it's salty water) Lava would be able to saturate something in an environment where it maintains liquid form and something was porous enough and able to maintain stability within that heat. Also, volcanoes can be covered in the solid form of lava but still have channels(note water can make channels) flowing beneath them, saturating the land scape surrounding. It's like any porous substance and water, like a sponge or a pumice stone, the outside can be dry but wet on the inside. Squeeze them or shake them and water will come out. Just like igneous rock encasing a lava flow it is saturated with lava.
Therefore I believe lava, and all liquids, to be wet.
@@jamesprout9412 while this phenomenon is more common with water intrusion and near hydrothermal vents, it can also arise through differentiation of the magma itself. There are simply greater (by magnitudes) concentrations of water in those environments.
Water vapor is a gas that can be produced in volcanic eruptions, and chemical reactions with water and other volatile gases can create the various compounds and acids found there as well.
@@GingerMafia48 But does water vapor contained within lava make it wet? I would suggest not. If nothing else it doesn't exist in a liquid form even near it.
"Lava does contain a lot of water, especially prior to eruption (when it's called magma), but also as it flows across the ground" - credible scientist
“Alexa, is lava wet?”
*“Yes, lava is wet.”*
I rest my case.
Just tested it. Confirmed.
Alexa is being ironic to such a dumb question
No it isn't
@@arthurcosta1657 I say there's no dumb question.
Asking about english, such as "is x wet?" or "are hotdogs sandwiches" is kind of pointless since english is kind of meaningless, its still important to precisely define stuff so that stuff can be described accurately
@@cate01a yes. whats important is that you understand the details beyond language. like the specifics of water, how it effects objects. the difference between water and lava. aside from that, it also gives you insight into the way we think, allows us to push our language to its limits, and gives us an interesting topic to occupy ourselves with.
Guess you could call this a..... HOT take? Lol
you better start sleeping with one eye open
Get out. Now.
Why
H
Wow you sure did boil their temper
This is the most intense court discussion ever
Phoenix: Objection! Lavabending is a subtype of earthbending, not waterbending.
Edgeworth: What?
Forget about water, or lava. This dude made a good point. Think about it... "Fire isn't burnt"
Fire is burnt, it's residual heat; exhaust isn't.
@@bahamutzero4903 exhaust is burnt, fire isn't
@@Pihsrosnec actually exhaust is a byproduct; a different material entirely to the original compound. Being burnt would require the original material surrounded by the exhaust material.
Fire is the raw heat (/electrons) that is (/are) emitted, and has not changed form, while still being surrounded by flammable exhaust, and the fuel source: therefor fire is burnt, as well as the fuel. By definition exhaust can be burnt, but isn't if it is still exhaust.
@@bahamutzero4903 this is why I got a d in chemistry
@@Pihsrosnec You got the D in chemistry?
Jesus how have a never heard someone use the "fire isnt burnt" argument for water being wet, thats genius
But that’s because fire isn’t burnt. Fire is hot. Things that lack moisture and contain carbon get burnt, such as dry twigs, leaves, bread, bodies, paper, etc. On the other hand, things that do not contain carbon like glass, water, and rocks do not get burned, they evaporate or melt. Fire is hot, and water is wet.
Burnt is the aftermath, fire is currently burning. Water is wet, literally ONLY liquids that contain water can be wet! Your skin, absorbing the water IS WHAT WET SENSATION IS
@@lovingkokichi4159 but wet is not a temperature
@@Lantern_Light Hold on. How do you determine if a liquid "contains" water? Does gasoline contain water? Does chloroform? If you store pure alcohol in an air tight bottle, is the inside of the bottle not wet?
Fire’s not burnt, but as lava is molten rock, technically lava is burnt.
Lava is wet, but it's so hot that anything it touches dries right away
For anyone wondering...
Lava isn't wet. Wetness is a propriety that not every fluid has...
If you put water in a cup (if you look closely) you notice that the water is trying to climb the wall, if you pick a thinner cup or a tube this is even more accentuated... this fenomena is known as capillarity and is directly proportionate to the wetness of the fluid.
If you take mercury, you can observe the opposite thing: the mercury will try to stay away from the walls of the cup.
In general we can say that water is wet and mercury is not, even if is not totally correct, infact wetness is not a propriety of the fluid itself, but of the interaction between the fluid and the surface: for exemple on an hydrofhobic surface water can't be wet.
Lava is more similar to mercury (basically molten metal) than water, so we can say that LAVA IS NOT WET.
"Think about it, fire isn't burnt"
"he's right tho"
"Who's right"
Oh my god I'm scrEAMING
Wrong tense. It’s burning. Present tense. That’s how English works my dudes
@@russiancheems2275 he’s quoting the video lmao
@@sandycole2347 ye ik still
*disappointed stare* "id assume you" I CANT LMFALBDKSJ
@@russiancheems2275 it's correct tense in the context that fire makes you burnt but it itself isn't burnt, it's burning.
Edgeworth's facial expressions get me everytime
Neat
His face expressions when he's suffering and cornered puts a smile in my face, because I don't have to load my last save (・∀・)
YOU? IN THIS PART OF UA-cam?
Didn't know you were a fellow ace attorney fan
You're even more cultured then I thought
Edgeworth: 1:43
Also Edgeworth: 0:41
The "Whose right??" after making a good point from Butz is the most Larry Butz thing to ever exist
GF: Hes probably thinking about other girls
My last few functioning brain cells:
XDDDD
Functioning you said?
@@insulam821 man I wish I had functioning brain cells...
@@whannabi you good mate
Omg
I won't be able to sleep thinking about this now
Wtf this is an innapropriate comment, i edited it
Ok
I'm too
@@raiseddd now i won't be able to sleep not knowing how to feel about this
God bless you
"I should look this up but I don't wanna sound stupid to Google"
I feel your pain, Edgeworth.
"water is wet because it definitely isn't dry."
Bro, there’s no water in lava.
Not liquid water, but it often has water vapor according to scientists
Take that!!!
Phoenix, this is why aliens won't visit us.
It has H²O the vapour kind.
A LIQUID DOESN'T NEED WATER TO BE A LIQUID TF
Butz: Fire isn't burnt
Phoenix: *No no, he's got a point*
Who's got the point tho
@@gmalamat1393 You
I would assume it can't be burnt because it's a chemical reaction. Fire isn't an actual substance, it's just the excess heat and energy coming off of the chemical reaction of burning an object.
@somadman false equivalency. Fire is not a substance, its a chemical reaction. Water, however, is an actual substance. It has mass. Plus, water always comes into contact with itself, so technically it IS wet. Plus, you wouldn't stick your hand in a water bucket if you don't like touching wet things. This debate was settled years ago, and the consensus still is that water is wet.
Edit: Definition 1 of wet (adjective) means "covered or saturated with water or another liquid substance" which water is because its always saturated with itself.
Definition 2 of wet means (noun) "liquid that makes something damp." Do I need to explain this one?
@somadman 1) yes you can,
2) Pluto aint a planet anymore,
3) for fucks sake my dude, generations other than 1 exist,
4) Glass meets NONE of the standards for being a liquid. Hell, there is even LIQUID GLASS. Glass is the result of a chemical reaction that occurs to sand when it gets superheated and cools. Note the COOLS part. It goes from solid (sand) to liquid (effectively magma) to amorphous solid (glass). Its a semi malleable solid.
Edit: ALL SQUARES ARE RECTANGLES YOU DUMB FUCK. The SAYING is "all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares." A RECTANGLE is a 4 sided polygon with all interior angles at 90 degrees. Squares meet that criteria. Take a fucking geometry class, PLEASE.
This is some interesting debate that I would definitely pay to see.
My take: If Earthbenders can bend it and not waterbenders, it’s rock.
“so the diff is just where it is”
“yeah p much”
“wild”
i’m pissing myself, funny man
what happened to the comments
"Lava is not wet there's no water in lava"
Scientists: *_Well yes but actually no_*
The answer to most questions is normally somewhere between yes and no.
Perhaps
284 likes
nice
@@ballinbinandastick2708 Maybe.
Possibly
“That’s all I am now? A funny man?” 😂
"Fire isn't burnt" yeah that's because fire is molecules in the process of breaking down it's not a physical thing.
I think I Iearned more about lava in a single UA-cam video, than I did in geology class.
I was 1st to Mustache’s comment. I hate when people do that but I must do it.
GEOLOGY CLASS
Lol
Is nice to see you here
Oh hey, you are more a man of culture than I thought you were. Sorry for underestimating lol
“are magma and lava even different thisng or is that the same hting I like I don’t even know that much”
_~Miles Edgeworth_
Meanwhile, Masahiro Sakurai:
MAGUMA
LAVA
MAGUMA
LAVA
MAGUMA
LAVA
@឵឵឵឵҈ I expected it therefore it’s not a rick roll
They are pretty much the same thing.
When its below the earth's surface, it is considered magma, but once it reaches the surface, it is then considered lava.
@@jakehildebrand1824 actually no because magma is just all the solid hot matter below the crust and lava is the liquid that comes out after the gasses and solids separated
the typos really make this
The argument always just randomly goes back to a normal conversation instantly
1:11 - 1:15
this part is the best, I imagined real lawyers just "WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO ME?" "I LOVE YOU BRO"
"did not spend my childhood watching Bill Nye and learning adjectives in Super Scribblenauts for some internet funnyman to say that water and lava are wet."
Thank you for your service, you absolute trooper.
ikr lad
except water is wet
STOP FOLLOWING ME
@@pedro-km7oe so are the atoms wet?
@@Cozmikazi no but as long as there are two water molecules together, than one is making the other wet
"THATS ALL I AM NOW? A FUNNYMAN?"
For some reason this line gets me.
*sad violin plays*
And to think this was a discord conversation makes me laugh even more.
as long as there's multiple molecules, water is wet.
0:57
He states that lava "dries," therefore implying that it must be wet in order to become dry. Case closed.
What are raisins?
Dried grape.
But. They dont have to be wet, if we dont count the juice inside, your argument is futile.
Don't ever read that aggressively
what he meant was that lava cools down and hardens into rock, when water dries it evaporates into a gaseous state or gets absorbed into the surface it's on
Water can cool and become solid too though. The two just have two different freezing temperatures.
This looks like something that went on discord lmao.
Its an actual discord argument
PiPSOWYT Really? I see that there's men of culture in discord as well.
@Vegan Milk Literally everyone uses discord, not really that cultured.
cuz it did phoenix
@@elfelon9465 oh really? Thanks
This was a surprisingly meaningful and thought provoking debate.
These videos gave me high blood pressure
My brain imploded when the words "Fire isn't burnt" were uttered
Fire also isn't matter, it's energy.
@@wta1518 but the energy matters in our lives so fire is matter
@@smallvillager8807 Oh yeah this is big brain time
@@dready529 xd
@@wta1518 fire isnt anything, its a process
"I should look this up but I don't want to sound stupid to google."
the targeted ads: elementary school tutors in your area
You always have incognito mode
@@cly7894 incognito mode can't hide you from Google
Dude, I misspelled so much stuff while typing into that stupid query-field that Google must think I'm borderline retarded.
Its like watching an internet argument but in a visual novel
"I LOVE U BRO BUT UR FAVE IS IGNEOUS"
That fukin got me cracked XDD
"That's all I am now?? A FUNNYMAN??!" The Edgeworth face is perfect for this
Yes you are Edgeworth, yes you are my memelord
Real representation of me talking to my friends but in a court
Wet is a property discribes how easily a liquid can leave behind on a surface. An example is gallium, which is a metal can melt in room temperature.
Gallium is more wet than liquid mercury, meaning if you play with liquid gallium, you will find your hand turn grey and shinny due to gallium wetted your hand. Mercury on the other hand wouldn't easily turn your hand grey and shiny, it will stay like a ball/round button (similar to water on oily hands). Gallium will behave like water on clean hands after wetting.
"I should look this up, but I don't wanna sound stupid to google."
Oh my god why is this me.
That's why you Google stupid questions in incognito mode.
@@DavidGuild heh, yeah.
Wait maybe that's the purpose of incognito mode? (Joke)
@Frank 001 I more meant what the people who created it made it for but yeah, _definitely_ no one uses it for that.
@@thepan4ever I actually think I use incognito mode more for that shit than for porn lmao
@@JadeJuno same lmao
The answer is “yes,” “no,” and “kind of.” This my favorite kind of question to answer because simple answers are boring.
First, let’s note the technical definition of the word “wet.” As an adjective, it means “covered or saturated with water or another liquid.” Being that lava, when liquid, is clearly a liquid, that makes it technically wet. The rocks over which it flows are technically wet with lava. So yes, technically lava is wet, even though we wouldn’t normally use the word “wet” in that way.
However, our common usage of the word involves water (i.e. covered or saturated with water). The lava, itself (when liquid) is very much above the boiling point of water, so it is not wet with liquid water, so it’s a no in that sense.
But here is where the “kind of” comes in. Lava does contain a lot of water, especially prior to eruption (when it’s called magma), but also as it flows across the ground. As mentioned, though, water boils off immediately at those temperatures so it’s not liquid or even vapor water within the lava. The water is actually dissolved and broken apart molecularly, into dissociated H+ and OH-… but in a sense, the lava is saturated with water, even though it’s not in a liquid or even, necessarily, a molecular state.
DeltaTurtle420 This comment deserves more upvotes.
I learned something new by reading it
@@LeeHatake93 likes* this ain't reddit lol
“covered or saturated with water or another liquid.” - lava being a liquid is irrelevant in the first argument since a thing cannot be saturated with itself. The definition of saturated is "holding as much water or moisture as can be absorbed; thoroughly soaked." A liquid cannot "hold moisture" since it is a liquid state itself that bestows moisture to other things.
Also the "or ANOTHER liquid" part infers that the state of the water must also be liquid, eliminating the technicality in your third argument. Conclusion: lava isn't wet.
I'm pretty sure that at that temperature water containing complexes or basic groups can't hold water. Plus when water gets ionized it's not water anymore.
@@FlashStatic if it's a biphasic system then yes, liquids can be wet with water. Ever tried doing liquid-liquid extractions?
You had too much fun making this
As soon as I saw the title of this video I began crying and having war flashbacks to my 7th grade science classroom where people were nearly murdered during the “Is ice a rock?” debate where people nearly stabbed each others eyes out over whether humans were lava monsters or not.
HELP?
"I did not spend my childhood watching Bill Nye and learning adjectives on Super Scribblenauts for some internet funnymen to say water and lava are wet" is possibly one the greatest retorts I have ever bore witness to.
I feel like this is what Phoenix and Edgeworth do in their free time, just dicuss random stupid things to not get bored.
Imagine having them as roommates, the meal would never get boring
...feels like I'm watching a live adaptation of a UA-cam™ comment thread 🧐
One time I seen someone burn water, I'm not even joking!
"water isnt wet tho"
It was here that I absolutely lost my shit.
Its not wet
@@collonjameson7684 Water sticks to itself by cohesion. If anything else has water sticking to it, we call it wet... why is water the exception?
@@collonjameson7684 Are you telling me water is dry?
@@collonjameson7684 when something touches water it gets wet, and H2O molecules are stacked one on another so therefore water is wet. google it
isarafa 28 fucking yes, i was going insane
The problem is that no definition for "Wet" is provided.
"consisting of, containing, covered with, or soaked with liquid (such as water)"
-Merriam Webster
anything consisting of liquid, or covered w/ it, is a liquid. Water is wet, Oobleck is wet, that goo in lava lamps is wet oil, and lava. are all wet.
@@bobzillathebabykicker2981 but Lava is molten rock?
@@PhAnToMkIsS2008 But still a liquid. By the definition it is wet.
@@bestaround3323 not quite, more on technically in the definition of a liquid state? You don't exactly drench or soak something in lava, it burns, and even if touched lightly, it's dry. Definitely a liquid state of molten rock, but in terms of a soaking liquid, it doesn't soak, it burns or melts through.
@@PhAnToMkIsS2008 Lava is around 2100 Farenheit, Iron melts at 2,800 Farenheit. Therefore you could easily soak iron in lava getting it wet.
definition of wet:
covered by water OR ANOTHER LIQUID
"I dont wanna sound stupid to google" was so funny, I couldnt even laugh.
Worse part is that i can totally imagine this chat on a discord server
Its an actual conversation too, it says so in the description
@@weirdshit211 Funny as hell though
2:31 "did not spend my childhood watching *bill nye* and learning adjectives on *super scribblenauts* for some funnymen to say water and lava are wet"
best line in this video, hands down
lmao, love these parodies
The bit at the end with Larry just doing a thumbs up and saying: "this is what we call.......... getting owned" is just perfect. I'm gonna screen cap it
@couch_ potato
Screenshot?
@couch_ potato
Eeee I just think they meant that tho, not 100% sure
1:28 I've never seen Edgeworth so blank looking, he's so expressive but here he just looks defeated
Honestly that blank expression and the typos just makes me lose it at the part
@@aaandag9688 same
@@malucart that would be nice, but I can't afford games so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@noellerutledge8789 we are the pirates. (pirate it?
@@bait5257 I don't pirate
Some person in the jury: ITS PLASMA
Literally a hot new debate topic
"is lava wet?"
Everyone: *EMERGENCY MEETING*
I don't know is oil wet
"lava was not wet"
HEY GUYS THIS GUY IS SUSSY!!!!!! FUNNY AMOGUS!!!!! RED ALWAYS SUS GUYS!!!!!!!! HEY GUYS RED VENT!!!!!!!!!
@@Zyrikun edgeworth was not an imposter
@@somedudewhospamsballoons2707 seemed like that to me with his sussy face
HOT TAKE: LAVA IS A SAUCE
But that definition suggest the liquid isn't wet, but something covered or saturated with liquid is. So it's more like, if you pour lava on something and it absorbs it, the thing is wet from lava, not lava itself.
@@LookingForFrogs right but the fact that said liquid is capable of making something wet makes it wet itself
It's like salt being salty on its own, and also making other foods salty when you put it on it
@@thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334 not according to definition you just gave. Its different with "salty" because salty doesn't mean "covered with salt", it means to have a specific taste, that salt has on its own. Water isnt soaked with water, so it doesn't fulfill the definition you quoted.
@@LookingForFrogs I didn't mean it as "covered with salt" it was merely an example of something that has a certain quality by itself retains that quality when combined with something else, and spreads that quality to the other thing it combined with.
You can’t saturate anything in lava, its so hot that it burns what it comes into contact with.
Plus water itself isn’t wet, so not only can lava not make things wet, it’s not wet itself.
-describe lava in under 3 words and you get 3 dolla
- hot liquid
“Uhh… why am I still here exactly?”
-The defendant
"I should look this up, but I don't want to sound stupid to Google."
Incognito Mode: **slowly looks up and smiles, with a gleam in its eye**
The true use for incognito mode
You still sound stupid to google. All incognito does is stop the page from being recorded in your browser history. Google still logs the search, so Google knows!
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