Superman vs Batman & Green Lantern | Justice League: War

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  • @fakeaccount3755
    @fakeaccount3755 4 роки тому +5036

    Superman: So, what can you do?
    Batman: This!
    *Dramatically cuts his cape

    • @Shadow-rz5pb
      @Shadow-rz5pb 4 роки тому +194

      Hey, it was effective. And you have to admit, being able to hold out against Superman for so long is pretty impressive for a human

    • @blackmage665
      @blackmage665 4 роки тому +65

      @@Shadow-rz5pb superman clearly ramps up the damage as he goes through the fight, which is considerate I guess. it takes a bit before he even touches him, starting after he causes batman to fall like 1-2 stories and the guy just keeps going. throws him into a brick wall that was unsupported and just kind of loose, not even super hard, all things considered. Batman keeps going, superman tries to avoid hurting him as he chokes him out, the GL comes in and superman can flex a little more on that guy.

    • @CAPace09
      @CAPace09 4 роки тому +12

      @@blackmage665 Reminds me of the World of Cardboard speech

    • @chrisjohn8725
      @chrisjohn8725 3 роки тому +18

      @@Shadow-rz5pb that's not a valid point because superman is not really trying to hurt him. It's like how some people give bugs to get away before they're finally pissed off enough to kill it.

    • @royaltypoetry1533
      @royaltypoetry1533 3 роки тому +9

      @@Shadow-rz5pb superman wasn't even trying batman trying very hard and not doing anything

  • @kadenwilson2382
    @kadenwilson2382 4 роки тому +9024

    Superman while choking batman
    Talk While you still can
    Batman: I'm trying to
    Me: Ah finally a movie acknowledges that doing that is ineffective

    • @tyfenrir
      @tyfenrir 4 роки тому +361

      To be fair. Batman was answering his question with "I'm trying to find out". But ya it works both ways in this situation.

    • @MasteropHat42
      @MasteropHat42 4 роки тому +57

      Yah because being choke cuts off your air supplie and you need air to talk so

    • @thabsoffical.-8742
      @thabsoffical.-8742 4 роки тому +12

      Batman has done this before lol

    • @dublethetruble4620
      @dublethetruble4620 4 роки тому +26

      @@MasteropHat42 wow you must be really smart to know that

    • @Dan-jp2th
      @Dan-jp2th 3 роки тому +9

      @@dublethetruble4620 😂😂 it was so unnecessary

  • @gaboseries5252
    @gaboseries5252 4 роки тому +15567

    Imagine if Bruce Wayne wasn’t famous. Then Supes would be like: “You’ve made your point... dude.”

    • @kingjb554
      @kingjb554 4 роки тому +499

      @Kumat Bhaskar OH DADDY

    • @rinceman2442
      @rinceman2442 4 роки тому +1302

      Like when Luthor learns Flash's secret identity... "I don't have idea who is this".

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 4 роки тому +334

      @@rinceman2442 That's one of my favorite parts of the JLA series

    • @raptor7s
      @raptor7s 4 роки тому +51

      Dumb question but why did superman stopped hitting batman when he told superman his identity to him?

    • @gaboseries5252
      @gaboseries5252 4 роки тому +76

      Koos.TM! Idk. Batman was right about what he said right before saying his name. He wasn’t the kind of person to abuse people who’re weaker than him

  • @nothappyboi9453
    @nothappyboi9453 Рік тому +6545

    I like how Superman is slightly offended at Batman saying the tech was alien and assumed it was him 😂

    • @assaultgaming6614
      @assaultgaming6614 Рік тому +412

      Batman being racist 😂

    • @dmwanderer9454
      @dmwanderer9454 Рік тому +223

      Superman: All aliens aren't the same

    • @Me-wx1mt
      @Me-wx1mt Рік тому +309

      “Oh, so just because I’m an alien means I can speak parademon??? Do better.”

    • @nigelxd3735
      @nigelxd3735 Рік тому +119

      @@Me-wx1mt friendly reminder that he does speak a bit of parademon in that instant

    • @AllenGoncalves
      @AllenGoncalves Рік тому +14

      ​@@assaultgaming6614literally

  • @LetBBB6345789
    @LetBBB6345789 5 років тому +39905

    Given lantern's powers are limited only to his imagination, his imagination is really limited...

    • @jazielsilva2182
      @jazielsilva2182 5 років тому +4723

      Its his will. The stronger his will the stronger his ring will become

    • @lucasab9005
      @lucasab9005 5 років тому +3217

      It's because the writer's imagination isn't so big too kkk

    • @JamzP14
      @JamzP14 5 років тому +2603

      @@Vomer0 Eeeeeh, it's not so much nerf. Hal Jordan was never one of the more creative lanterns. John Steward tends to have a better mental ability than Hal.

    • @terrencefail4544
      @terrencefail4544 5 років тому +547

      @@JamzP14 I think if u rate skill wise and constructs from weak to strong
      Guy Gardner
      The 1960s green lantern Alan Scott
      Baz the middle east and new 52 green lantern
      Hal Jordan
      John Stewart
      Kyle aka ion

    • @nicolasoliveira4903
      @nicolasoliveira4903 5 років тому +94

      @@terrencefail4544 Guy is the best.

  • @dewaunwarren1
    @dewaunwarren1 4 роки тому +8014

    I love how Batman says let's talk to him when he's been ignoring Superman the whole fight.

    • @DD-sw1dd
      @DD-sw1dd 4 роки тому +467

      I know right.
      “I just wanna talk”. (After throwing everything he had at’em ).

    • @chrisa825
      @chrisa825 4 роки тому +172

      He is not ignoring him it was in the previous scene when Batman could not speak that is why is said trying to went Superman asked him to speak

    • @HieuTran-bk5di
      @HieuTran-bk5di 4 роки тому +417

      I think it could be batman testing his equipments on superman to maybe plan for a future contingency plan

    • @chrisa825
      @chrisa825 4 роки тому +97

      @@HieuTran-bk5di no if you have watched the movie you would know that Batman lost his voice

    • @dewaunwarren1
      @dewaunwarren1 4 роки тому +20

      @@HieuTran-bk5di okay but he doesn't have to ignore him to do that

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 4 роки тому +8459

    Superman: **Breaks all of Batman’s gadgets**
    Batman: “Bruh! Do you know how much those things costs?”

    • @X_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya
      @X_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya 4 роки тому +510

      Batman "Oh wait I'm a billionaire I can afford the hits."

    • @exploringninja
      @exploringninja 4 роки тому +158

      @@X_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya
      He's a multi Billoniore

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire 4 роки тому +256

      @@X_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya Bruce don't give a fuck, Clark still owes him 50K for the supercomputer Supergirl broke. He's not forgiving it either.

    • @friedmiracle9960
      @friedmiracle9960 4 роки тому +67

      @@3Rayfire Clark could easily be one of the richest guys in the DC universe. All that tech and alien knowledge he has stored in the fortress is probably worth a shitton of money

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire 4 роки тому +41

      @@friedmiracle9960 Yep, or in the salvage game. Pirate gold at the bottom of the ocean, cash it in and Superman now has his own fat bank account. I can see not selling Kryptonian tech, that stuff is dangerous...but Kal-El could easily get rich without doing anything dangerous.

  • @sadcat1135
    @sadcat1135 Рік тому +3095

    0:47 I love how Batman doesnt even say anything. He knows Lantern is overconfident and won't listen so it's better to just let Sup kick his ass xd

    • @hatakeanime1254
      @hatakeanime1254 Рік тому +42

      Batman got his arse kicked lol

    • @GrogedUp
      @GrogedUp Рік тому +153

      @@hatakeanime1254 green lantern can make anything with a ring batman has a few amazon gadgets bro it’s a bit diffrent

    • @Megamanthemachine
      @Megamanthemachine Рік тому +14

      @@GrogedUp nope those are real battle tech he designed himself.

    • @GrogedUp
      @GrogedUp Рік тому +30

      @@Megamanthemachine no shit🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @darkzangetzu005
      @darkzangetzu005 Рік тому +24

      @@hatakeanime1254 Batman wasnt even there to fight superman so idk what your point is. The main point of Batman is being peak human, intimidation, prep time, contingency plans, intelligence, and gadgets. Only three of those listed showed up here and out of those 3, one of those made Superman stop fighting

  • @nevermore7285
    @nevermore7285 5 років тому +7437

    “It’s a big universe.”
    He says that to a GREEN LANTERN

    • @koinzellascheriit4282
      @koinzellascheriit4282 5 років тому +578

      Yea but this Lantern is amazed if his new buddy has his own satellite, even if he comes from a Space Station...
      Hal is special

    • @bayrammathlouthi2693
      @bayrammathlouthi2693 5 років тому +30

      @@koinzellascheriit4282 he's new ig

    • @braxat52
      @braxat52 5 років тому +200

      DCAU Hal Jordan is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

    • @InoMercy
      @InoMercy 5 років тому +151

      @@braxat52 Especially when he's written to be even stupider to make Batman look good

    • @Zhy-Fi.X
      @Zhy-Fi.X 5 років тому +5

      Yeah... So what?¿?¿... Deal with...

  • @garretthildebrandt6743
    @garretthildebrandt6743 4 роки тому +12203

    At this point, Batman started making mental notes on Superman’s abilities, how none of his gadgets affected him, and how to fix that for the future.

    • @EPIGOLD
      @EPIGOLD 4 роки тому +992

      krypotonite knuckles for round 2

    • @rlopez8630
      @rlopez8630 4 роки тому +573

      THAT'S what makes him Batman!

    • @ihimaera8284
      @ihimaera8284 4 роки тому +1083

      Yeah he knew he could stop the fight at anytime but was testing for weaknesses. Poison, electricity, sound, explosives, what a beast.

    • @nickojames93
      @nickojames93 4 роки тому +573

      And later on he found out that superman's weakness is just a rock.

    • @garretthildebrandt6743
      @garretthildebrandt6743 4 роки тому +332

      Animals and Pajamas The radioactive chunks of his dead home world. A pretty hardcore rock, if you as me.

  • @draco9280
    @draco9280 4 роки тому +7288

    "Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?”
    Batman’s a true one percenter

    • @nudgeone7927
      @nudgeone7927 4 роки тому +389

      Hal's an exception to that cuz he spent majority of his time in space doing lantern stuff (I think )

    • @Needler13
      @Needler13 4 роки тому +335

      @@nudgeone7927 Yeah, that is how it works, since this based off the old 52. Dude spent more time in the air in a jet or in space, not sure he cares enough about earth pop culture to know about the Prince of Gotham.

    • @hyperrunner8531
      @hyperrunner8531 4 роки тому +103

      @@Needler13 The dude just mentioned being on TMZ lol

    • @qk5574
      @qk5574 3 роки тому +18

      @@nudgeone7927 So you are telling me he thought he would know what an alien godlike piece of technology was before one of America’s most richest being ever? Yeah right.

    • @katrinakatrinanta6237
      @katrinakatrinanta6237 3 роки тому +17

      @@qk5574 I mean he is around aliens and in space all the time so you would think they would know and tell him

  • @bibbo3167
    @bibbo3167 3 роки тому +1556

    *Hal after he goes home and googles “Bruce Wayne”* :
    🤭 audible gasp

    • @unknogne
      @unknogne 3 роки тому +22

      lmao later in the movie batman revealed himself to hal

    • @FallouFitness_NattyEdition
      @FallouFitness_NattyEdition 3 роки тому +7

      They didn't have Google back then

    • @unknogne
      @unknogne 3 роки тому +51

      @@FallouFitness_NattyEdition if they had TMZ back then, then they should’ve had google back then.

    • @tracark2255
      @tracark2255 3 роки тому +6

      @@unknogne Ha that got a laugh out of me

    • @unknogne
      @unknogne 3 роки тому +3

      @@tracark2255 me too honestly 😂😂

  • @a.20ali81
    @a.20ali81 5 років тому +6349

    who the hell is Bruce Wayne?
    batman : we think it's an alien

    • @savatarx99
      @savatarx99 5 років тому +366

      Speech 100

    • @angryyoungman4389
      @angryyoungman4389 5 років тому +285

      His One line did Jokes on Superman, Confused GLantern and Protected Batman's Identity.

    • @abdalrahmanamrmostafa1975
      @abdalrahmanamrmostafa1975 5 років тому +28

      If only he had some lead coating

    • @senzcez2237
      @senzcez2237 5 років тому +17

      Not exactly what batman saids but ok

    • @limpo4156
      @limpo4156 5 років тому +14

      @@senzcez2237 r/woosh

  • @lordess.
    @lordess. 5 років тому +4148

    The whole movie was just lantern and batman roasting each other 😂😂

    • @DanteVital93
      @DanteVital93 5 років тому +60

      😂😂 You right there, you beast!

    • @narcizapico3572
      @narcizapico3572 5 років тому +12

      So this was a scene from a movie, not from a series episode?

    • @lordess.
      @lordess. 5 років тому +26

      @@narcizapico3572 yes this was a movie

    • @flow9784
      @flow9784 5 років тому +70

      More like Batman making Hal look like a clown

    • @JohnIvoryMusic
      @JohnIvoryMusic 5 років тому +4

      This and the sewer are the only scenes they do that in lol

  • @abdullahhereh8750
    @abdullahhereh8750 5 років тому +9397

    Lantern : breathes
    Batman : LANTERN NO !!!!!

    • @Olddd_ma
      @Olddd_ma 5 років тому +129

      Aboda Hereh Lmfaoo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @albertnedi5713
      @albertnedi5713 5 років тому +113

      Ur funny.

    • @ro_blex8513
      @ro_blex8513 5 років тому +24

      Albert Nedi no you

    • @splinter360
      @splinter360 5 років тому +7

      Lol

    • @readmore7364
      @readmore7364 5 років тому +22

      I'm the 1k person who liked

  • @DArtmanreignz
    @DArtmanreignz Рік тому +2379

    Look at Batman's quick thinking and reaction to Superman, regardless of whether he could stop him or not It's pretty impressive. It's a great display of Batman's physical limitations, while pointing out the fact that he is still extraordinary for a human. He could take down most street levelers, and low level superhumans with a lot of these tactics alone 👑

    • @manuelvalentine7905
      @manuelvalentine7905 Рік тому +84

      Exactly, what you wrote is Batman is his purest form. For our entertainment tho he is written to win 90% of fights anyway lol

    • @Miyakolover
      @Miyakolover Рік тому +27

      I kinda think it's bullshit.

    • @arthurcurry2003
      @arthurcurry2003 Рік тому

      Enough with the Batman hype. You guys are fkn annoying.

    • @DArtmanreignz
      @DArtmanreignz Рік тому +46

      @@Mihawk-Hawk-eye You Batman haters are funny, don't try to lowball Deathstroke when he actually escaped from Superman's sight before👑

    • @coldwater9540
      @coldwater9540 Рік тому +15

      ​@@DArtmanreignz he wasn't lowballing deathstroke at all,medium type superhuman means Deathstroke is almost as the same level as spider man cuz he's stronger than a normal human so realistically he would beat batman and has beaten him before

  • @TheEthanGamer
    @TheEthanGamer 5 років тому +5651

    Every dark souls player ever:
    0:02

  • @alihamarat8549
    @alihamarat8549 5 років тому +3382

    4:23 Supes and Hal: Flying
    Batman: WALKING FURIOUSLY

    • @AfroSamurai-
      @AfroSamurai- 5 років тому +37

      Ali Hamarat underrated comment!

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 4 роки тому +20

      Ali Hamarat hes running

    • @stevenmartinez6213
      @stevenmartinez6213 4 роки тому +19

      Batman slows down because he sweats and needs water because he’s dehydrated lol

    • @coc8648
      @coc8648 4 роки тому +41

      Bats has to walk so that supes and lantern can keep up

    • @mightbearer
      @mightbearer 4 роки тому +5

      Batman: it's not a race 😡

  • @abhijithis9424
    @abhijithis9424 5 років тому +2712

    Batman at the start: this man can do stairs with his imagination and power ring, i gotta look cool.
    *Barrel rolls down for no reason*

    • @stevenaguilera9202
      @stevenaguilera9202 5 років тому +104

      That was the funniest shit ever. I read your comment and re-watched the beginning and could not stop laughing.

    • @10highsky
      @10highsky 5 років тому +19

      @@stevenaguilera9202 same 😂

    • @kaleebdemtshudne7996
      @kaleebdemtshudne7996 5 років тому +10

      Follow your father’s example

    • @levipenedo5097
      @levipenedo5097 5 років тому +32

      He was playing Dark Souls

    • @fer8agp
      @fer8agp 4 роки тому +1

      Hyah Hyah

  • @quitequaintq5830
    @quitequaintq5830 Рік тому +959

    Loved the way they introduced each other, as compared to Tomorrowverse where they just do it off-screen. I always enjoy Superman and Batman meeting for the first time.

    • @jamieammar6131
      @jamieammar6131 Рік тому +21

      Tomorrowverse feels so disjointed.

    • @siyasithole7995
      @siyasithole7995 Рік тому +1

      ​@Jamie Ammar fr!!

    • @The-Entelechy
      @The-Entelechy Рік тому +7

      @@jamieammar6131 Yea it feels like there's no gameplan to make everything cohesive compared to the og dcau movies.

    • @mathisleger-1191
      @mathisleger-1191 Рік тому +2

      @@The-EntelechyDCAMU wayyyy better than DCAU

    • @The-Entelechy
      @The-Entelechy Рік тому +3

      ​@@mathisleger-1191 Never heard of the DCAMU before. Searching it up I'm guessing DCAU is the period of movies where it looked like the justice league cartoon? And the DCAMU is the period starting from 2013 with flashpoint. And yea I'd probably agree though both are great. I especially love the og Justice league cartoon. Even the Young Justice cartoon is good which makes me sad because live action is so dogshit other than them redoing batman over and over.

  • @WhatTheGame
    @WhatTheGame 5 років тому +6912

    Did batman just ROLLOUT like an autobot at the start

  • @TTony-tu6dm
    @TTony-tu6dm 4 роки тому +2972

    “He’s pissed off”
    Words you never want to hear when facing Superman

    • @samuelhellewell2880
      @samuelhellewell2880 4 роки тому +45

      Truer words have never been spoken

    • @lowkiejay624
      @lowkiejay624 4 роки тому +27

      Unless you're a pissed of ultra instinct goku

    • @carolsnyman630
      @carolsnyman630 4 роки тому +63

      @@lowkiejay624 unless it's cosmic armour superman

    • @lyrics2challenged
      @lyrics2challenged 4 роки тому +27

      @@carolsnyman630 he's not worth your time.

    • @lowkiejay624
      @lowkiejay624 4 роки тому

      @@carolsnyman630 unless it's zeno the god and can wipe out the universe with a snap of his fingers

  • @Raoul9753
    @Raoul9753 5 років тому +5118

    I wonder how much a standard Car insurance costs in the DC Universe... Especially in cities like Metropolis...

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt Рік тому +2082

    I love this scene because at a certain point it seems more like Batman is just trying to test Superman and see what will work against him

    • @TheMacC117
      @TheMacC117 Рік тому +184

      Until he tried to kick him, lol.

    • @Me-wx1mt
      @Me-wx1mt Рік тому +42

      @@TheMacC117 true lol

    • @chuckchizzle
      @chuckchizzle Рік тому +102

      ​@@TheMacC117
      I thought that was funny too.
      "I don't have anything else...he's got me....kick him in the head"

    • @cha0sk1lls
      @cha0sk1lls Рік тому +69

      batman fans just find anyway to not accept he was losing 😭

    • @Me-wx1mt
      @Me-wx1mt Рік тому +66

      @@cha0sk1lls no he was for sure losing 😂

  • @chinchine6788
    @chinchine6788 5 років тому +2640

    Superman: So wat can u do
    Batman: talk no jutsu

    • @zippolighter0177
      @zippolighter0177 5 років тому +116

      *Naruto Runs Away* BELIEVE IT!!

    • @naseefb
      @naseefb 5 років тому +50

      he can make a synthetic version of kryptonite, put it in a gas can and blow it to superman's face..

    • @gdcrash763
      @gdcrash763 5 років тому +11

      @@naseefb Nice One XD

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 5 років тому +3

      Lmao

    • @psychocheetah402
      @psychocheetah402 5 років тому +13

      @Mr Bleach He wouldn't have the time honey

  • @tendaisimbanegavi519
    @tendaisimbanegavi519 4 роки тому +2373

    Green Lantern: "HE'S GONNA KILL US"
    Batman: "No he won't..."
    Green Lantern: "What? Why?"
    Batman: "Because our mothers share the same first name"

    • @Shadow-rz5pb
      @Shadow-rz5pb 4 роки тому +41

      I'm pretty sure it's the other way around. Batman is the one with the trauma

    • @thephoenix4093
      @thephoenix4093 4 роки тому +25

      @@Shadow-rz5pb both of their mother's name is martha

    • @thephoenix4093
      @thephoenix4093 4 роки тому +6

      @@tatian1547 ?

    • @Nihilakh4life
      @Nihilakh4life 4 роки тому +30

      "WAIT YOUR MOMS NAME IS MARTHA". MY MOM'S NAMES MARTHA".

    • @lonestarreactor1554
      @lonestarreactor1554 4 роки тому +14

      @@tatian1547 Yep. Zack Snyder has permanently undercut the greatest superhero crossover with meme fodder.

  • @dewaunwarren1
    @dewaunwarren1 4 роки тому +3958

    This shows us how terrifying Superman is to villains without powers. I knew he wasn't going to kill Batman but I was still very scared for Batman.

    • @rosemarrie2391
      @rosemarrie2391 4 роки тому +152

      Yeah. Doomsday is the only nemesis of Supes that made him bleed and suffer.

    • @dianthony4515
      @dianthony4515 4 роки тому +18

      @@rosemarrie2391 lex?

    • @kaodraeon6060
      @kaodraeon6060 4 роки тому +87

      @@rosemarrie2391 really? Because I could've sworn batman cut his face with a kryptonite spear

    • @virongacha7211
      @virongacha7211 4 роки тому +11

      @@kaodraeon6060 that doesn’t count

    • @kaodraeon6060
      @kaodraeon6060 4 роки тому +52

      @@virongacha7211 yeah it does she said doomsday is the "only" nemesis that made him bleed and if batman doesn't count don't worry i have more on the list in the justice league the new 52 comic green lantern knock blood from superman's mouth with his constructs in the darkseid war grail beat the hell out of superman along with the rest of the justice league i can go on and on if you want

  • @Dud-in9iu
    @Dud-in9iu Рік тому +3667

    As a lifelong fan of DC, this is far more accurate depiction of each of their power levels in relation to each other. Glad to see the writers of this movie not showing Superman and Batman going toe-to-toe like some sort of mma fight. There is simply no contest btwn the two; Superman would handle Batman just like this movie depicts.

    • @scottcopley1ify
      @scottcopley1ify Рік тому +144

      100%

    • @scan8501
      @scan8501 Рік тому +191

      I’m actually surprised Batman didn’t use kryptonite on superman

    • @digishade7583
      @digishade7583 Рік тому +308

      The sonic bomb should of had some effect though no amount of training would stop that from stunning someone who has extra sensitive hearing like superman

    • @quitequaintq5830
      @quitequaintq5830 Рік тому +65

      ​@@scan8501 probably replaced it with the shark repellent instead 😆

    • @TrueCyberZ
      @TrueCyberZ Рік тому +161

      Well let's remember batman would kick supe's ass IF he had prep time
      But yes I hate it when batman doesn't have prep time and yet he would still go toe to toe with supe.

  • @mayhemph
    @mayhemph 5 років тому +2541

    "You stop concentrating and that shield breaks apart"
    "Shutuuup...."

    • @thomas-stilinski8149
      @thomas-stilinski8149 5 років тому +79

      I guess batman didn't think talking could ruin his concentration

    • @preposteroustoast
      @preposteroustoast 5 років тому +7

      Shaddup

    • @victorbranco7928
      @victorbranco7928 5 років тому +5

      Best part

    • @95ExtremeAI
      @95ExtremeAI 5 років тому +2

      Do you think we didn't hear or see that part ? Why to write in comments? People nowadays...

    • @symbiotesaiyan
      @symbiotesaiyan 5 років тому +8

      Is it me or did that shut up sound clean as fuck?

  • @gregvincenavarrete8916
    @gregvincenavarrete8916 4 роки тому +3966

    3:50 Superman: You've made your point.. Bruce Wayne.
    Green Lantern: Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?
    Batman: We think it's alien.

  • @bonyannie
    @bonyannie 7 років тому +1957

    Superman: Talk, while you still can.
    Batman: ...Martha
    Superman: Omg

    • @k.t.1641
      @k.t.1641 6 років тому +85

      That joke was funny until the internet beat it to death.

    • @houseoftoussaint9609
      @houseoftoussaint9609 6 років тому +2

      YAS

    • @TrollPriestZandum
      @TrollPriestZandum 6 років тому +21

      You still don't understand yet? Stick to spiderman and uncle ben's secret rice recipe.

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 6 років тому +32

      Martha triggered batman. Not the other way around

    • @williamlopshire2428
      @williamlopshire2428 6 років тому

      Arnotts shape wow so not funny

  • @revanchistofnumenor
    @revanchistofnumenor Рік тому +826

    I don't know if I'm the only one, but this is my favorite Superman design not to mention he's terrifying here lol

    • @siyasithole7995
      @siyasithole7995 Рік тому +29

      Nah, I'm with you I love it too

    • @MrAlexmercer94
      @MrAlexmercer94 Рік тому +56

      He's really handsome here, and quite playful too

    • @draco2xx
      @draco2xx Рік тому +4

      i like the soviet union superman better

    • @StardustLegend
      @StardustLegend Рік тому +49

      He encapsulates so many different facets of his character here. Not only is he putting out quips and seeming playful, but he’s able to come off as intimidating while going easy

    • @MaRgEd.ZamaSU
      @MaRgEd.ZamaSU Рік тому +2

      Better than japanese loise superman lol.

  • @Jungy_Mungerson
    @Jungy_Mungerson 5 років тому +4065

    0:02 to 0:03
    Batman thinks he's playing Dark Souls

  • @walkjd1
    @walkjd1 6 років тому +2512

    Batman: We have to talk to him.
    After ignoring every question he asked lol

    • @jimmywu1011
      @jimmywu1011 6 років тому +133

      He was testing his powers, I thought it was obvious.

    • @ideeyes4054
      @ideeyes4054 6 років тому +59

      @midgetydeath Well I hope it was worth damaging several buildings, demolishing a construction site and risking the lives of hundreds of people.

    • @Warcodered01
      @Warcodered01 6 років тому +61

      @@ideeyes4054 That was mostly on Superman knocking that green bouncy ball through shit like it doesn't matter.

    • @jonpompey1974
      @jonpompey1974 6 років тому +11

      @@ideeyes4054 really dude? We are going there and using that lame ass crap? I'm sure also if any of them damn marvel characters did the same thing? You're punkass would probably say nothing! So give me damn break!

    • @neilcardenas6476
      @neilcardenas6476 6 років тому

      Jajaja good point

  • @thomastheneckbreaker2961
    @thomastheneckbreaker2961 5 років тому +5407

    What can you do?
    **Cuts Cape**

    • @StevenSteel7
      @StevenSteel7 5 років тому +76

      😂😂😂😂

    • @meifungliew1637
      @meifungliew1637 5 років тому +257

      No capes!

    • @masterchief9291
      @masterchief9291 5 років тому +35

      @@meifungliew1637 incredibles

    • @Nintendofan2012
      @Nintendofan2012 5 років тому +19

      random shits channel he can buy a new one anyway 😂

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 5 років тому +91

      Batman can also keep a respirator in his mouth way after it was no longer necessary.

  • @damenwhelan3236
    @damenwhelan3236 Рік тому +263

    Batman trying to legit kick supes in the head always makes me laugh.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Рік тому +35

      Just noticed that Supes moved his head so Batman didn't injure himself from the kick.
      Good detail.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +1965

    So like this could've all been prevented if they just talked...
    But where's the fun in that?

    • @jgordan775
      @jgordan775 4 роки тому +12

      Interesting...

    • @Athletics2.0
      @Athletics2.0 4 роки тому +20

      Dude you're everywhere go get a life

    • @hmm7458
      @hmm7458 4 роки тому +6

      you again

    • @kaizai0
      @kaizai0 4 роки тому +13

      Athletics 2.0 shut up smh. he is a normal person just watching what he enjoys.

    • @jobsray8702
      @jobsray8702 4 роки тому +2

      how come u r everywhere?

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 4 роки тому +2051

    1:15
    Superman: “So.. What can you do?”
    Batman: “I can cut my cape and run away!”

    • @Philip4454
      @Philip4454 4 роки тому +59

      Lamo

    • @unlimitedpower1385
      @unlimitedpower1385 4 роки тому +35

      @@Philip4454 yes hes a korean hacker hes the nephew of the chinese hacker lmao

    • @gregvincenavarrete8916
      @gregvincenavarrete8916 4 роки тому +6

      @@unlimitedpower1385 This is very confusing.

    • @unlimitedpower1385
      @unlimitedpower1385 4 роки тому

      @@gregvincenavarrete8916 ua-cam.com/video/9DBqg7I8NuI/v-deo.html

    • @gregvincenavarrete8916
      @gregvincenavarrete8916 4 роки тому +1

      @@unlimitedpower1385 Im talking about the last part " This is very confusing" 😂

  • @DVRKSTXR
    @DVRKSTXR 4 роки тому +4376

    Batman: “Clark.”
    Superman: “Bruce Wayne.”
    And so the love story begins.

  • @carealoo744
    @carealoo744 Рік тому +398

    Amazing how this movie shows a better fight between Batman and Superman in 1 minute than an entire 2 hour movie called "Batman V Superman" does.

    • @gameguy1337
      @gameguy1337 Рік тому +24

      We must have seen a diffferent movie. For as terrible as that movie was alot of people agree that the fight was done well at least.

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 Рік тому +20

      @@gameguy1337 I disagree.
      Firstly, it's worth noting that my comment said that this animated movie showed: "a better fight" than in the official Batman V Superman fight. That statement in itself does not mean that fight in the live action movie was bad. Just that it's "worse" in comparison to this movie.
      In this fight, we actually see Batman use a variety of weapons that are nowhere to be seen in the actual Batman V Superman fight. We see him use an electric shock against Superman, although we also see that that has no effect. We see him use his stealth bomb smoke only for Superman to see right through it. Sure, he used a stealth bomb smoke in the live action movie as well, but it's never explained how Superman couldn't see through it. Many people theorized that the smoke was made out of lead (somehow) But that is never stated nor implied in the actual movie.
      I do appreciate how both movies used a sound box to use Superman's superhearing against himself. It's a shame that Superman just destroys it in both versions immediately, because it seems to be the only device that Batman has that actually has any sort of effect on Superman. The only other alternative is kryptonite, which just feels like such a cop-out

    • @gameguy1337
      @gameguy1337 Рік тому +16

      @@carealoo744 Fair enough, in the actual comic book this movie is based on they never really fought anyway. Batman tried talking to Superman from the start but Green Lantern kept trying to provoke him. Personally I think that is my favorite version.

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 Рік тому +1

      And yet still they both share the fatal flaw of the fight continuing on because they don't know how to *talk things out.*

    • @walmartpimp2
      @walmartpimp2 Рік тому

      Dawn of Justice was so bad Snyder’s daughter killed herself.

  • @Junebug_online
    @Junebug_online 6 років тому +3902

    Batman is properly powered here. Puts up a fight, but stands no real chance without Kryptonite

    • @alec2733
      @alec2733 6 років тому +223

      More superman lives more power he get from the Sun. He can also resist to the kryptonite, untill he start to be immune at it. But even if it is under the radiation of that green crystal, he has a strong force of will. The only reason why batman beat superman is because the kryptonian doesn't want to hurt somone, he is scared by his own power. Superman can destroy a solar sistem with a blink of his eyes (and it's not a very big exaggeration).
      BvS shows a very "weak" superman.

    • @BobBob-po4ds
      @BobBob-po4ds 6 років тому +115

      Wibramo totrek a kryptonite bullet almost killed him and that is a small amount of kryptonite

    • @ratnest5950
      @ratnest5950 6 років тому +64

      He beat him with electricity when he was super old no kryptonite just a conductor and wits

    • @dawitfekadu18
      @dawitfekadu18 6 років тому +23

      you're not talking about the batman returns animated movie by any chance are you?

    • @frog4364
      @frog4364 6 років тому +50

      I found the superman fan

  • @basementbrickfilms4821
    @basementbrickfilms4821 4 роки тому +1588

    Batman: *protects Gotham for over 20 years*
    Everyone: omg Batman’s working with those weird ugly creatures cus he wears a cape that’s black and looks like his

    • @supasett9779
      @supasett9779 4 роки тому +174

      Well, at this point in this universe, he's only been Batman for a very short time. He hasn't even started working with the GCPD yet and most people believe he's a myth.

    • @cd8467
      @cd8467 4 роки тому +46

      he literally has just started out being Batman in this movie..

    • @basementbrickfilms4821
      @basementbrickfilms4821 4 роки тому +2

      Chris Mendez no he actually didn’t

    • @darkknight3939
      @darkknight3939 4 роки тому +22

      @@supasett9779 but Dick grayson was Robin time ago and old batsuits are in the batcave maybe he has been working as batman for time ago

    • @shawnmiller4185
      @shawnmiller4185 4 роки тому +27

      @@basementbrickfilms4821 Yes he did. If I'm remembering correctly Hal thought he was a myth when he first met him which tells you that this is earlier in his career before he came out of the shadows and started working with the GCPD.
      But the problem with this is that this movie takes heavily from the new52 which basically shortened Batman's career but kept most of his major continuity.

  • @Zaczac111
    @Zaczac111 5 років тому +4517

    Superman is depicted rather accurately in this movie. No bullshit weakness, the only thing that can really effect him is large force knocking him around, but that’s all it can do. It’s certainly always refreshing to see the characters depicted with actual power level taken into account.

    • @kingarturchik6812
      @kingarturchik6812 5 років тому +203

      Zaczac111 thats what makes Superman stupid

    • @ToadstedCroaks
      @ToadstedCroaks 5 років тому +382

      And yet, everyone else had to wear plot armor for that to work.
      I mean, Batman alone died a dozen times in that short fight.

    • @Zaczac111
      @Zaczac111 5 років тому +396

      @@ToadstedCroaks Yeah, plot armor is still in the movie for sure. The absolute biggest offender being Batman, a human without superpowers, dodging omega beams.

    • @kingarturchik6812
      @kingarturchik6812 5 років тому +17

      Zaczac111 oh for some reason I thought you were sarcastic I’m guessing you are a Superman dan?

    • @kingarturchik6812
      @kingarturchik6812 5 років тому +6

      Fan

  • @alchemiist
    @alchemiist Рік тому +785

    Batman hitting Supes with everything he’s got in his utility belt is really telling. Batman essentially tested what could’ve worked and now knows none of it did, so his adaptation was already in play.
    The whole fight was basically to get information, to figure out what Superman’s weaknesses were and what weren’t. The Sonic beacon was the only thing that seemed to stun him, even if it was for a moment.
    I guarantee Batman was already thinking of means to defeat Superman should it ever become necessary, especially after their first encounter. Goated hero

    • @ezio4470
      @ezio4470 Рік тому +28

      It comes full circle in Hush, which is also pretty cool.

    • @SixSenseQuan
      @SixSenseQuan Рік тому +43

      Although true this further proves if superman wanted to ..he'd effortlessly defeat or even kill batman..even bats himself said that but superman character isn't like that an even so the writers give batman alot of plot amor

    • @araizashraf
      @araizashraf Рік тому +29

      lmao look at butman fans in comment section trying to defend butmans beaten ass by a superman that was toying with butman and hal together

    • @gloxost
      @gloxost Рік тому +15

      ​@@araizashrafhe was not defending him. He just said batmans strategy. Ofc superman will beat batman even tho i am a batman fan. Batman is more like a street level guy. Only thing makes him useful in big leagues is his intelligance.

    • @unfriendme8236
      @unfriendme8236 Рік тому +6

      ​@araizashraf
      Listen here superman D rider, let's not act like Shazam can't whip superman ass

  • @jk8190
    @jk8190 5 років тому +9186

    How a mere human avoided a punch by someone who's almost as fast as Flash?
    Because, he's Batman

    • @tyronelannister9922
      @tyronelannister9922 5 років тому +1385

      mare human? What kind of twisted Greek pornography you into

    • @Kyonak
      @Kyonak 5 років тому +191

      😂

    • @aviationismylife6814
      @aviationismylife6814 5 років тому +121

      @FingerDawg or maybe it's cause Batman know muiltple styles of fighting and is letting his body move on it's own.

    • @joshm.9427
      @joshm.9427 5 років тому +432

      @@aviationismylife6814 or, maybe it's because plot armor

    • @Anonerak
      @Anonerak 5 років тому +304

      Its called plot armor, plot dodge in this case. That is how Batman usually survives, he is covered from head to toe in plot armor.

  • @UnknowinglyDerpy
    @UnknowinglyDerpy 4 роки тому +5130

    Honestly bruce calling out clark by name is levels more believable than "MARTHA"

    • @brucesnow7125
      @brucesnow7125 4 роки тому +235

      Obviously, he is supposed to be the World's Greatest Detective after all.

    • @Picklericksin
      @Picklericksin 4 роки тому +24

      Please where's the "Martha" reference from

    • @mrpringle9479
      @mrpringle9479 4 роки тому +65

      @@Picklericksin BvS

    • @axxelion1353
      @axxelion1353 4 роки тому +118

      If only people would understand the Martha scene

    • @erenaltay7661
      @erenaltay7661 4 роки тому +169

      @@axxelion1353 There is nothing to understand about it. Just some fanboys trying to make it work.

  • @Devil0027
    @Devil0027 4 роки тому +3075

    Superman tells Bruce it’s a big universe like he has been anywhere, he was raised on earth. Meanwhile the member of the green lantern core is shocked someone has a satellite. Wow

    • @EmoPeter2000
      @EmoPeter2000 4 роки тому +119

      Well considering he is from a planet light years away, he is entitled to say that.

    • @Criminalupper2200
      @Criminalupper2200 4 роки тому +478

      He's not shocked satalites exist, he's shocked a single vigilante has his own satalite, which cost many millions of dollars to create, get into space and operate

    • @ricky7321
      @ricky7321 4 роки тому +53

      Aakash Sunil no he’s not. This version of Superman has studied Krypton but has never traveled that far. Him telling Batman and Green lantern that the universe is big is almost insulting as I’m pretty sure this Batman has more knowledge on space then this dumbass Superman. And green lantern is the fucking green lantern. Space is literally in the job description for him

    • @EmoPeter2000
      @EmoPeter2000 4 роки тому +92

      @@ricky7321 You're completely missing the point of his remark.
      He doesn't have to have gone to Krypton, he's from Krypton.
      The nature of that comment was referring to how he is a from a planet light years away, which already backs his statement that the universe is large.
      You've misunderstood the exchange.

    • @friedmiracle9960
      @friedmiracle9960 4 роки тому +39

      @@ricky7321 you do realize superman is technically smarter than batman right? His parents are from a long line of enhanced kryptonians who were considered some of the smartest people on their planet. Superman is already overpowered as it is so if they were to include his intelligence. Everyone would be fucked. That's why they mostly show him as a simple 'jock'.

  • @Electrical010
    @Electrical010 Рік тому +521

    Realistically, without kryptonite this is the most realistic scenario. Batman can't do shit, so thank god Superman was holding back a little.

    • @-Niggawhat-
      @-Niggawhat- Рік тому +5

      A little? He was holding back a whole lot😂

    • @Electrical010
      @Electrical010 Рік тому +13

      @@-Niggawhat- Oh, yeah that's fair.

    • @josephbutler4950
      @josephbutler4950 Рік тому +89

      Holding back a fricking lot more like it.

    • @DD-sw1dd
      @DD-sw1dd Рік тому +34

      A little?

    • @krxstian_9863
      @krxstian_9863 Рік тому +31

      That’s why I like this movie. It shows what would realistically happen if Batman and Superman fought.

  • @motosapien2310
    @motosapien2310 6 років тому +2277

    "Aye aye what happened,we done fighting"

    • @sharonmuthama667
      @sharonmuthama667 5 років тому +59

      Motosapien This scene caught me off guard...I ended up choking coz I was laughing 😆

    • @J3RRYiwftH
      @J3RRYiwftH 5 років тому

      You Made Your Point! 😂

    • @RIOPGHOST
      @RIOPGHOST 5 років тому +4

      Love gl

    • @unskilled1286
      @unskilled1286 5 років тому +57

      Would be funny if Batman said, "we realised our moms have the same name, so we cool now."

    • @boichaleitanthem2338
      @boichaleitanthem2338 5 років тому

      @@sharonmuthama667 bz

  • @theflyingdutchman9005
    @theflyingdutchman9005 7 років тому +1806

    The way green lantern says shut up cracks me up 😂😂😂

    • @malcolmantoine3451
      @malcolmantoine3451 7 років тому +71

      True but the funnier one to me is when he said *who the hell is Bruce Wayne* LMAO

    • @midfie1
      @midfie1 6 років тому +12

      batman is a master in ninjitsu

  • @mr.knifegun7941
    @mr.knifegun7941 5 років тому +689

    "Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?"
    Sneak 100

  • @adamatif288
    @adamatif288 Рік тому +127

    Superman really was making a joke out of these two. "Chains? You're funny."

    • @chaosrealmer3455
      @chaosrealmer3455 10 місяців тому +2

      Yeah right after he just got mollywhopped by Green Lantern's attack

  • @UllrGamingGod
    @UllrGamingGod 4 роки тому +454

    I love how out of the loop green lantern is
    “Superman’s gonna kills us”
    “You have your own satellite”
    “Whos Bruce Wayne”
    “Alright alright what happened, are we done fighting”

    • @tomamurvanidze
      @tomamurvanidze Рік тому +18

      You forgot the "round two fly boy"

    • @joshuaamadeusishak1887
      @joshuaamadeusishak1887 11 місяців тому +3

      Well, regarding this Hal Jordan trying to fight Superman, it was his own fault since Batman never said they will fight him.

    • @TKaz10
      @TKaz10 9 місяців тому

      Man what is it with you and sewers

  • @vorshack8968
    @vorshack8968 4 роки тому +407

    Superman: Alien is relative.
    Batman: Yes, relative to Earth. Which we happen to be standing on.

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 3 роки тому +2

      He's just telling him that it's relative for the sake of future insight. IT doesn't matter if he didn't go anywhere. IF they're a huge universe full of species, than alien IS relative especially considering how constantly other life comes to earth.

    • @vorshack8968
      @vorshack8968 3 роки тому +1

      @@Gadget-Walkmen You must be a lot of fun at parties :)

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 3 роки тому +1

      @@vorshack8968 I'm the star of the show and You're the one who made the ridiculous comment to begin with to try to correct superman when he was right the whole time.

    • @vorshack8968
      @vorshack8968 3 роки тому +1

      @@Gadget-Walkmen Merp.

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 3 роки тому

      @@vorshack8968 Uh huh. sure.

  • @FireflyABQ
    @FireflyABQ 4 роки тому +3048

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Still NOBODY:
    Batman: 0:02 Double forward somersault tumble for no reason

    • @unknownaura
      @unknownaura 4 роки тому +242

      He was coming in at high speed. He did that to break his fall.

    • @deondrepolk4502
      @deondrepolk4502 4 роки тому +188

      @@unknownaura that plane stop completely for a good 2 seconds lol

    • @module15
      @module15 4 роки тому +76

      Batman has always been so extra xD

    • @ilias9201
      @ilias9201 4 роки тому +14

      @@deondrepolk4502 And thats why he got thrown forward, so he had to do this

    • @anope9053
      @anope9053 4 роки тому +20

      its to break the fall; try jumping from that height and landing on ur feet - even from half that height, it would hurt a lot

  • @salvajeasp757
    @salvajeasp757 Рік тому +107

    Love this portrayal of Superman. Completely overwhelming. “He’ll be a god to them.” - Jor-El

    • @josiahthebrain8075
      @josiahthebrain8075 2 місяці тому

      He's not necessarily meant to be seen as a God. " He's just a guy trying to do the right thing ".

  • @philosophyfrog2653
    @philosophyfrog2653 4 роки тому +337

    -"You don't kill do you Clark".
    -"Yeah no, I just punch random mortals through walls and buildings. We're cool right"?

    • @Nihilakh4life
      @Nihilakh4life 4 роки тому +22

      Listen when your a superhero and I guy in a costume shows up your assuming he has powers.
      Otherwise what the hell is he doing trying to fight you.

  • @rowdeemunkee
    @rowdeemunkee 5 років тому +1928

    Even when he is completely out matched, Bats just had to run his tests on this new thing. Guy is nuts

    • @Zhy-Fi.X
      @Zhy-Fi.X 5 років тому +77

      Nuts = Genius?
      Yup, indeed...

    • @Raven-zz4zt
      @Raven-zz4zt 5 років тому +13

      @@Zhy-Fi.X what's the real difference between genius and madness

    • @NebGman
      @NebGman 5 років тому +36

      @@Raven-zz4zt yes

    • @deydraniadiancecht8298
      @deydraniadiancecht8298 5 років тому +49

      Batman is never in danger of being killed because he has super speed and invulnerability like Superman. It's the reason he can get punched over a hundred yards through the air, land on a brick wall with enough force to knock it over, and get right back up and keep fighting.
      I'll never understand why fan boys always praise Batman for being brave when he fights Superman. He's not being brave- he knows he can't be killed. He's got super powers just like Superman (minus flight, breath, and heat vision, of course). He's basically got all of the powers of Mr. Incredible

    • @tyrellwilson9334
      @tyrellwilson9334 5 років тому +63

      @@deydraniadiancecht8298 He has the super power of simply being Batman.

  • @mr.knifegun7941
    @mr.knifegun7941 5 років тому +345

    Batman: breathes
    Green lantern: I really hate that guy

  • @nolongerblocked6210
    @nolongerblocked6210 Рік тому +225

    There's one part of this depiction of Superman that's off, they show him flying through random buildings, breaking things and doing all kinds of unnecessary destruction. Supes usually avoided randomly destroying things

    • @frankchen4229
      @frankchen4229 Рік тому

      he also acted like kind of a dick here too

    • @alpinoroyal7041
      @alpinoroyal7041 Рік тому +44

      Yea, it bothered me a bit, too. What I tell myself is, since Supes powers are that ridiculous, that he can still feel and see every person around him, so he probably punches Green Lantern just right so nobody gets hurt.
      Then again, why even punch him through buildings or a crowded street?

    • @Jay_SGE
      @Jay_SGE Рік тому +37

      it’s cause this is New 52 Superman who is a little more aggressive as both his parents died in a car crash border he fully became superman. He matures as the story progresses though! And starts to resemble more the superman we know.

    • @yospidey0078
      @yospidey0078 Рік тому +6

      I haven’t read the comic that this movie was based for a while and don’t remember. Do you know if Supes causes unnecessary damage in the comic?

    • @davidjingga8356
      @davidjingga8356 Рік тому +10

      ​@Jay_SGE hmm pretty sure this isn't really New 52 Superman since we see his folks alive and well in The Death of Superman movie

  • @vixanspectre
    @vixanspectre 6 років тому +489

    "Here's the plan. Green Lantern kicks Superman's ass, TMZ's got the video."
    *Green Lantern gets wrecked by Superman on video and it goes viral*

  • @Mil7654
    @Mil7654 7 років тому +1721

    I can just imagine when GL ran into the building to fight Super-Man, Batman just stood there counting down how long it would take for GL to get his ass handed to him

    • @usedtobearandomcombination9680
      @usedtobearandomcombination9680 7 років тому +154

      Joseph Baldor 1...2....3 oh! Look there he is

    • @dreed138secondchannel5
      @dreed138secondchannel5 7 років тому +10

      who is playing the adam west batman theme or the or superman theme song from superman the movie over the fight

    • @kl.8513
      @kl.8513 6 років тому +2

      Joseph Baldor Superman*

    • @gadielgonzalez2755
      @gadielgonzalez2755 6 років тому +19

      Hey in GL's defense Batman didn't do much better. Except for talking to Superman at the end.

    • @kikiabdulloh3925
      @kikiabdulloh3925 6 років тому +64

      Gadiel Gonzalez well no shit Sherlock, he's just a guy in a bat suit

  • @goldenqueen7973
    @goldenqueen7973 7 років тому +4208

    Anyone realize that super heroes with powers causes a majority of the property damage.

    • @spockvskhan4561
      @spockvskhan4561 7 років тому +452

      A lot of unpowered people cause panic and fights and damage on "Black Friday" sales.

    • @themaniacgrape40
      @themaniacgrape40 7 років тому +98

      But hey atleast the saved the day

    • @entityx835
      @entityx835 7 років тому +4

      Golden Queen
      True

    • @zaynrivers7433
      @zaynrivers7433 7 років тому +116

      You know, there's a word for that feeling of realization you're having, it's called "Captain America: Civil War"

    • @getmoney1st312
      @getmoney1st312 7 років тому +8

      Ummm Have you watched the movie Superman vs Batman ? Duh.

  • @fridaythedeerfox2982
    @fridaythedeerfox2982 Рік тому +121

    And the Justice League wondered why Batman made those contingency plans.

  • @spadeecstasy8709
    @spadeecstasy8709 5 років тому +1556

    I was kidding, YOU HAVE A SATELLITE?!?

  • @numbers93
    @numbers93 5 років тому +1066

    Batman: “Martha”
    Superman: “Why did you say that naaaaaame???”

  • @glazcanon8593
    @glazcanon8593 4 роки тому +725

    Green Lantern: "On what, your own satellite?"
    Batman: *Stare*
    Green Lantern: "I was kidding you have a satellite!?"
    It never fails to make me smile how people always get surprised by the stuff Batman has on his person or back at the cave or in space.

    • @RolandVonRose
      @RolandVonRose 4 роки тому +10

      Glaz Canon or in this case in space...

    • @jazzyb3424
      @jazzyb3424 4 роки тому +1

      RolandVonRose nice

    • @saurabhsahane1365
      @saurabhsahane1365 4 роки тому +8

      It's his super power he is rich

    • @justsomegreendude9034
      @justsomegreendude9034 4 роки тому

      @Aamer Kastoff exactly

    • @pingaspearce9403
      @pingaspearce9403 4 роки тому +11

      @Aamer Kastoff this ain't a competition of whose better dude lmao don't be so butthurt
      OP is just mentioning how green lantern s just surprised at how a powerless human has so much toys behind him
      Also no Green lantern couldn't even compete on the same wealth Batman has
      Dude owns the whole justice league HQ

  • @ExpeditionPatrick
    @ExpeditionPatrick Рік тому +133

    I love how in the end superman and green lantern are flying while just letting batman use his basic ass legs to run. Like you guys gotta hurry, help a bro out give him a lift! 😂

  • @secretservice7293
    @secretservice7293 5 років тому +1180

    Batman's thought process:
    1:13 - "Ow.."
    1:17 - "Superman is much to powerful to attack head on, but I need to know how powerful. I need to retreat."
    1:23 - "Somehow I need to weaken his senses if I have any hope of defeating him... First let's try his sight."
    1:31 - "Dammit."
    1:36 - "His speed rivals that of the flash or so it seems... Fascinating."
    1:40 - "lets see how invulnerable he is... Maybe it will buy me some time to escape."
    1:45 - "The high ground would be my best option. Maybe I can get to a place where I can call for backup."
    1:50 - "Ow..."
    1:56 - "Will electricity have any effect? Perhaps kryptonian cells react to electricity in a similar way to humans, even if its not as effective."
    2:00 - "You've got to be kidding."
    2:06 - "This is my last attempt, the sound waves emanating from this device should disorient him enough to either get away or take him down.."
    2:13 - "Okay, new plan..."

  • @astropunch101
    @astropunch101 4 роки тому +2281

    Wait there’s TMZ in this universe? Man this world was already doomed before Darkseid came around.

    • @CAOVCorp2
      @CAOVCorp2 4 роки тому +47

      Lmao

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 роки тому +19

      That's a Geoff Johns script for you. Terrible in ways you'd never predict.

    • @comebacksarecool2834
      @comebacksarecool2834 4 роки тому +6

      What's tmz?

    • @chakatfirepaw
      @chakatfirepaw 4 роки тому +14

      @@comebacksarecool2834 A mostly circular area with a thirty mile radius centered on the SW corner of West Beverly and La Cienega. It's the area in which cast and crew on movie/TV shoots are responsible for their own transportation and meals.

    • @beanslol1725
      @beanslol1725 4 роки тому +10

      Im just wondering why supermans head is so fat in these films

  • @theouterlimits7788
    @theouterlimits7788 4 роки тому +668

    Superman is special character to portray because he is only limited by his own unwillingness to take a life. Even when its his enemies. To have a power like he does but to have the restraint to hold back to the limit he does is what makes him special.

    • @tomnorton4277
      @tomnorton4277 4 роки тому +54

      "I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something. To break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am."

    • @adedolapoagiri5025
      @adedolapoagiri5025 4 роки тому +4

      Tom Norton where is that line from?

    • @Adrian-yy3gg
      @Adrian-yy3gg 4 роки тому +21

      Adedolapo agiri when Superman fought darkseid in the justice league cartoon

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 4 роки тому +1

      He's powered by yellow sun, he's pretty much as strong as needed. His villains in general also tuned up accordingly (like Darkseid, who doesn't hold back like Supes does, obviously)

    • @Nihilakh4life
      @Nihilakh4life 4 роки тому +2

      ALso the fact he puts in limits makes him stronger. If he went all out in every fight he'd actually be a lot weaker than he is. So his restraint is his greatest power because it makes him stronger.

  • @Seejayplayah444
    @Seejayplayah444 Рік тому +479

    As a fan of the DC Animated Movie Universe. Here’s the Timeline:
    DC Flashpoint Universe:
    - Justice League: the Flashpoint Paradox.
    DC New-52 Universe:
    1. Justice League: War
    2. Son of Batman
    3. Justice League: Throne of Atlantis
    - DC Universe Short: Nightwing & Robin
    4. Batman vs. Robin
    5. Batman: Bad Blood
    6. Justice League vs. Teen Titans
    7. Justice League Dark
    8. Teen Titans: the Judas Contract
    9. Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay
    10. Constantine: City of Demons
    11. The Death & Return of Superman
    12. Batman: Hush
    13. Wonder Woman: Bloodlines
    14. Justice League Dark: Apokolips War
    I like the ”DC New-52 Universe” more,
    that’s why “Justice League: the Flashpoint Paradox” isn’t in this List.
    They’re suits looks Really Better in Justice League: War.
    [1/21/2k24]
    I added “JL Flashpoint Paradox”.

    • @ExNihil0
      @ExNihil0 Рік тому +31

      You forgot Constantine: The house of mystery. It's the epilogue to this universe.

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS Рік тому +13

      Shame they already rebooted this time line. Easily could have made a mature version of the Justice league animated series.

    • @mrsplendidmzl2026
      @mrsplendidmzl2026 Рік тому +2

      God Bless you

    • @randie_endik
      @randie_endik Рік тому +12

      @@NinjapowerMS yea, i really like this timeline especially for batman, i also love damian's growth. I haven't follow anything after apokolips war.. Does everything still basically the same? Like character wise.. Their design and personality is still the same just doing new stuff, new story.. Or is everything is a whole new different stuff??

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS Рік тому +3

      @@randie_endik I only watched two films. Batman the long halloween which was pretty good but Green lantern beware my power was god awful. Pretty much trashed Hal Jordan.

  • @thegreatestnpc8224
    @thegreatestnpc8224 7 років тому +1176

    I don’t know why but even though batman is getting his ass kicked he still looks cool doing it

    • @justadreamer6006
      @justadreamer6006 6 років тому +52

      ikr lmao

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 6 років тому +92

      Falling with style

    • @swanprincess898
      @swanprincess898 6 років тому +27

      That's why he is BATMAN

    • @sescal1038
      @sescal1038 6 років тому +114

      Because although he is getting his ass kicked, he is measuring Superman’s strength at the same time. Each time Batman attacks, the attacks increase in power.
      Batman isn’t fighting Superman, he is running an experiment!
      Because he is Batman !!!!

    • @julianparsons3027
      @julianparsons3027 6 років тому +15

      Would make little difference. Batman is confirming only what is obvious. If Superman wasn't holding back, Batman would be dead.

  • @martinnaranjo3185
    @martinnaranjo3185 6 років тому +1499

    I dig this art style

    • @lil_siamese714
      @lil_siamese714 6 років тому +2

      Martín Naranjo same what’s it called

    • @yoboiboy4182
      @yoboiboy4182 6 років тому +18

      MLG_PANCAKE 310XD I think the movie is called justice league war

    • @antona.1327
      @antona.1327 6 років тому +7

      Never liked it. Looks pretty dull when it's used for every single animated movie. I like the style which Marvel-based cartoons such as Wolverine vs. Hulk had. Very dynamic and vibrant.

    • @ShadeKill
      @ShadeKill 6 років тому +82

      Anton A. The art style is repeated to keep continuity.

    • @Frst2nxt
      @Frst2nxt 6 років тому

      Yeah. He makes these guys look awesome.

  • @KitNeedsCoffee
    @KitNeedsCoffee 5 років тому +1291

    Batman: could've said "let's talk Clark."
    Instead fights to gather data that might not be clear.
    Gas : superman is unaffected by toxic substances & can see through materials.
    Bomb : supes is unaffected by fire & extreme temperatures
    Taser : Unaffected by electricity
    Sonic grenade : testing if superman's extreme senses are a potential weakness
    For anyone thinking he was just in the heat of the moment & fought reflexively. Batman knew what to say to make Superman disengage at any moment & also knew Superman was on his way to them ahead of time along with being forced to stand back while Lantern fought first. He knew that he was going to fight Superman & that he wasn't going to win from earlier statements in the film. He also had time to think about what he would do & his trump card to make the fight stop whenever. Yet, Batman still fought. From a creative point of view, it was all just an excuse to make the two fight for fangirls, but they at least bothered to frame it as a data gathering session. Batman was also aware Superman wouldn't kill him, so he was prepared to take some bruises for the sake of learning how to potentially take him out if needed/what plans wouldn't work.

    • @leonardobraynen1524
      @leonardobraynen1524 5 років тому +21

      Thats wat i thought also, Kit.
      You're smart....

    • @rawwej
      @rawwej 5 років тому +7

      Qui-Gon Jinn then u don’t know batman

    • @edgargrimaldo2970
      @edgargrimaldo2970 5 років тому +9

      He gather this information and used it in the Dark Knight Returns movie

    • @memeboi8069
      @memeboi8069 5 років тому +23

      Qui-Gon Jinn ? Batman’s whole thing is plan ahead, the dude is legit the strongest superhero because of planning. Batman literally planned ahead and made a plan that can kill any of the justice league members, including himself

    • @theshadowling1
      @theshadowling1 5 років тому +2

      Nah, Batman didn't want to drop his trump card. Imagine if Lantern hadn't intervened when Superman had Batman by the throat. Batman explains what has happened, and that Lantern went too aggressive. And he still has the trump card of Superman's civilian identity, but Superman doesn't know Batman knows.

  • @notoriousd.i.g.87
    @notoriousd.i.g.87 3 роки тому +67

    I feel like Batman just wanted to see how well he'd do against Superman without any special tools. He learns that it goes very poorly.

    • @Dan_Kanerva
      @Dan_Kanerva 3 роки тому +4

      he used all the special tools
      LMAO
      what you think is a special tool? a nuke ?

    • @notoriousd.i.g.87
      @notoriousd.i.g.87 3 роки тому +6

      @@Dan_Kanerva I wouldn't be surprised if Batman has a nuke to be honest lol.

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 3 роки тому +9

      It would still go poorly with his tools. The only reason why batman last even a second is because superman isn't trying to kill him in ANY situation but batman fanboys don't like to admit that.

    • @FrElite_Slayer
      @FrElite_Slayer 3 роки тому

      Actually if Batman had kryptinite on him :3 Superman would have been over but Batman not trying to hurt him either I think 🤔?

    • @Dan_Kanerva
      @Dan_Kanerva 3 роки тому +1

      @@FrElite_Slayer facepalm*

  • @Enkronidus
    @Enkronidus 5 років тому +516

    2:15 Not sure if this was already mentioned, but that reflex is pretty amazing

    • @thescarecrow897
      @thescarecrow897 5 років тому +11

      Batman mftl confirmed

    • @phabidz
      @phabidz 5 років тому +1

      Darksoul

    • @raddragon1373
      @raddragon1373 5 років тому +2

      He predicted

    • @colinpritchard2067
      @colinpritchard2067 5 років тому +6

      I think it was more Superman would have killed him if he connected and he doesn't kill.

    • @mortimerreid6766
      @mortimerreid6766 5 років тому +9

      Lol pretty sure Superman missed on purpose.

  • @maulvath4832
    @maulvath4832 6 років тому +232

    "With what your private sattelite?"
    *Smile*
    "I was kidding, you have a private sattelite?"
    Smugness overload

  • @L0LWTF1337
    @L0LWTF1337 5 років тому +378

    I love how Superman is like: could you please explain what these boxes are? And Batman and Greenlantern keep futilely attacking him.

    • @fernandorivera2131
      @fernandorivera2131 4 роки тому +19

      I know right they can easily talk to him and be like dude i'm a hero and this here broguht those creature here but no Batman is throwing bunch of shit at him lol 😂🤣 and Superman is not the kind of guy that would just kill someone for no reason.

    • @francisharkins
      @francisharkins 4 роки тому +29

      @@fernandorivera2131 To be fair Superman did chock slam him into a wall, I can see Lantern getting his ass kicked because he was looking for a fight, but Superman went on the attack against Batman first solely on the fact he was holding a Motherbox and the bad guy he encountered had a one before blowing himself up.
      Superman started the fight, Batman just retaliated until he could catch Superman off guard with his identity. Honestly its how most of the Justice League meet EVERYTIME they think someone else is a bad guy and they beat the crap oht of each other before they troll rach other and become friends.

    • @fernandorivera2131
      @fernandorivera2131 4 роки тому +2

      @@francisharkins yeah that is good point 😅, Superman did slam Batman to the wall first but because he saw that was with green lanthern thinking that probably he could attack him next , but from a what i see he grab Batman by the cape and Batman had time to call him Clark Kent, and that probably would had stop Superman on attacking, and when he cut the cape he could be like Clark i'm on your side when he threw the smoke bomb,but yeah the Justice League every time they meet each other they want to beat the crap out of each other, it happened on the Comic, Cartoon and in the live action movie, but i find it sometimes dumb lol cause they are heroes and atleast they could ask for some question and keeping their guard up if they see something funny before beating someone up. But when is a villan they stop and ask bunch of question to know who they are they let them get away. 😂😂

    • @friedmiracle9960
      @friedmiracle9960 4 роки тому +1

      @@francisharkins But superman obviously didn't want to hurt anyone. You can see when batman tried to kick him he moved his head to the side to avoid breaking his foot.

    • @francisharkins
      @francisharkins 4 роки тому +1

      @JiYun Yikes someones a little mad at Batman fans...
      All I was saying was that Superman threw the first punch.
      Honestly Superman and Batman are both plot armor heroes. I mean if you don't consider an alien that could survive a nuclear blast without a scratch as not having plot armor when their only weakness is a plot device... yeah. I love both superman and batman and I don't watch and read DC stuff for realism and lack of plot armor from everyone and everything. I go to Marvel if I want a sense of realism but less badass fights. Lol

  • @awesomesause1116
    @awesomesause1116 3 роки тому +15

    “I was kidding, you have a satellite?!!” Turns out he’s not just some dude with a costume

  • @jbobko9291
    @jbobko9291 5 років тому +1865

    Why couldn't justice league have waited a couple of years and followed this blueprint

    • @stevenchoong2982
      @stevenchoong2982 5 років тому +95

      Money

    • @TheChronoG
      @TheChronoG 5 років тому +171

      They could have almost replicated this movie as a live action production and it would have been better

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 5 років тому +79

      Because Disney were raking in the mad cash on the MCU and Warner Brothers management screamed "NOW! WE WANT THAT *NOW!"*

    • @kumbi8368
      @kumbi8368 5 років тому +5

      This movie and it’s sequels are doing what the DCEU should have done. It such a shame.

    • @vintagexela
      @vintagexela 5 років тому +20

      because they wanted to play catch up. thank god we have animation, and cw and gotham.

  • @MrMegaSuperDuperMe
    @MrMegaSuperDuperMe 7 років тому +2856

    Batman: We think it's alien.
    Superman: Well it's not Kryptonian.
    Superman: Alien is relative, by the way. It's a big universe, *_racist._*

    • @tragiclife5600
      @tragiclife5600 7 років тому +70

      lol

    • @keybladelovers
      @keybladelovers 7 років тому +71

      Zerebrat Eightyseven not really seeing as he isn't wrong as it's alien to Earth

    • @fanimie
      @fanimie 7 років тому +36

      *speciesist*, I think you mean.

    • @Scrooblet
      @Scrooblet 7 років тому +13

      Water is not wet

    • @happyfatherof5164
      @happyfatherof5164 7 років тому +28

      The right term is "Extraterrestial"

  • @landonletterman831
    @landonletterman831 5 років тому +231

    3:51
    Batman: "Note to self; Look into lead lined cowels."

    • @ZealStarMedia
      @ZealStarMedia 5 років тому +11

      Landon Letterman
      and lead liked bat cave

    • @pika_dusk
      @pika_dusk 5 років тому +11

      Or you know convince Alfred to stop sewing Bruce Wayne's name into of Batman's clothing.

    • @anakinskinwalker8702
      @anakinskinwalker8702 4 роки тому +16

      Not that he needs to hide his identity from Superman anymore lol. Tbh, Superman was an asshole for using Bruce's full name, Bruce only used "Clark" lol.

  • @Moyocochis214
    @Moyocochis214 3 роки тому +35

    this is the most accurate batman vs superman fight ive seen

    • @Windbrindle
      @Windbrindle 3 роки тому +2

      Yeh its sooooo accurate that superman cant kill batman😂😂😂

    • @Moyocochis214
      @Moyocochis214 3 роки тому +3

      @@Windbrindle he is just toying with him

    • @Windbrindle
      @Windbrindle 3 роки тому +1

      @@Moyocochis214 i was joking

    • @Windbrindle
      @Windbrindle 3 роки тому +1

      @Kryptoskillet batman woudnt even have a chance

    • @ghulaa
      @ghulaa Рік тому +1

      @@Windbrindlesuperman doesnt kill so whats your point

  • @uncleesmentalhealthnetwork6339
    @uncleesmentalhealthnetwork6339 4 роки тому +826

    Remember the good old days when superheroes (and their writers) cared about collateral damage and the people they might kill fighting the bad guys?

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 4 роки тому +3

      Yes.

    • @djdubc09271
      @djdubc09271 4 роки тому +7

      When fighting GOOD guys, it matters none 🥴

    • @KrSaPoww
      @KrSaPoww 4 роки тому +38

      Yeah, what the hell
      That's not how superman would deal with this situation

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 4 роки тому +49

      I recall Superman and Batman meeting at a nightclub, Batman in the middle of interrogating a criminal. The only thing that got broken was a table that Superman was judo thrown into.

    • @ADAJ342
      @ADAJ342 4 роки тому +9

      @@andyknightwarden9746 ,by batman himself. It was cool.

  • @jb5398
    @jb5398 5 років тому +2275

    This is how you make a movie DC cinematic universe should take notes

    • @ADAJ342
      @ADAJ342 5 років тому +58

      Well people hated this movie so...

    • @rahulsar2030
      @rahulsar2030 5 років тому +122

      Still better than Justice League movie.

    • @ADAJ342
      @ADAJ342 5 років тому +1

      @@rahulsar2030,did i say the oposite?

    • @feritperliare2890
      @feritperliare2890 5 років тому +59

      Adrián Alonso who hated it it was a justice league introduction movie with an enemy that actually required them to join together and showed each character correctly instead of Batman playing super hero instead of being one

    • @ADAJ342
      @ADAJ342 5 років тому +9

      @@feritperliare2890, mostly fans of darkside.

  • @legend2533
    @legend2533 6 років тому +1951

    Batman: Clark
    *WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME*

    • @rafaelnoboa2193
      @rafaelnoboa2193 6 років тому +55

      News flash, Batman had to actually investigate because in DC, glasses and a hat are more than enough

    • @ruatsangawhite7261
      @ruatsangawhite7261 6 років тому +7

      Becoz I'm Batman

    • @joselitopaz2579
      @joselitopaz2579 6 років тому +3

      LEGEND 25 😂😂😂

    • @Nero-xg4oo
      @Nero-xg4oo 6 років тому +4

      LEGEND 25 he should have said Martha

    • @littlevader2748
      @littlevader2748 6 років тому +9

      What if instead of saying clark he said martha?

  • @carlosamador3045
    @carlosamador3045 Рік тому +14

    “Green latern kicks Superman’s ass...”
    the fact he said that with a straight face 😂

  • @spockvskhan4561
    @spockvskhan4561 7 років тому +76

    THIS is the most realistic conflict if Batman was meeting Superman for the first time.

  • @Averywhitehall
    @Averywhitehall 5 років тому +1256

    2:18. Superman moves his head to the left so Batman's kick doesn't cause him to break his foot.
    Edit: spelling

    • @mrmacross
      @mrmacross 5 років тому +171

      Haha, good catch.

    • @thefisherman0074
      @thefisherman0074 5 років тому +36

      Yea i noticed that too.

    • @ravifonseca8
      @ravifonseca8 5 років тому +15

      Good Guy Clark 😅

    • @MissMartianDCAU
      @MissMartianDCAU 5 років тому +21

      Or he was simply dodging Batman's kick...?

    • @ravifonseca8
      @ravifonseca8 5 років тому +4

      @@MissMartianDCAU I suspect he was being sarcastic. 🤔

  • @TheShinySnivy
    @TheShinySnivy 6 років тому +2053

    Regarding Superman kind of being an arrogant jerk in this scene:
    To be fair to him, two guys who he has never seen before show up with an object linking them to a previous attacker, and then immediately attack him without attempting to communicate. Superman is treating them like villains, because they gave him multiple reasons to think that they were.

    • @daenite2480
      @daenite2480 6 років тому +76

      Want a cookie?

    • @marinesinspace6253
      @marinesinspace6253 6 років тому +110

      Lantern gave him reason to think so, Batman was just there, and defended himself when attacked.

    • @TheShinySnivy
      @TheShinySnivy 6 років тому +245

      Marines InSpace
      Batman was nearby, wearing an evil-looking outfit, holding the evil box.

    • @marinesinspace6253
      @marinesinspace6253 6 років тому +87

      I don't think it's too much to ask the guy who is damn near invincible to wait four seconds and ask another question.

    • @TheShinySnivy
      @TheShinySnivy 6 років тому +19

      Marines InSpace good point.

  • @danielleow2813
    @danielleow2813 3 роки тому +14

    Flash: You have a satellite?
    Batman: I have 6

  • @Charles36.
    @Charles36. 5 років тому +1828

    Hahahaha Batman tried kicking him

    • @joeclarke9577
      @joeclarke9577 5 років тому +46

      ragnoss darth Batman>superman

    • @barrylyndon5552
      @barrylyndon5552 5 років тому +103

      Yeah I lol'd he probably hurt his leg

    • @SeldomPooper
      @SeldomPooper 5 років тому +58

      @@joeclarke9577 Santa Claus > Batman

    • @jamminjohn
      @jamminjohn 5 років тому +16

      and doesn't break his foot.

    • @artmeatj6620
      @artmeatj6620 5 років тому +25

      Worth a shot

  • @UberDr009
    @UberDr009 5 років тому +1026

    Id take this type of movie over live action any day.
    This is probably the best batman vs superman.
    Superman is strong and OP and he knowns it.
    Batman is just testing out plans and gathering data. He already had a perfect plan if he lost.
    However, Nobody hit anybody with a sink so 0/10.

    • @AshwinRamaswamy
      @AshwinRamaswamy 5 років тому +28

      You've got to see Justice League Doom. Easily the best bat ever by far

    • @DoNutx777
      @DoNutx777 5 років тому

      @@AshwinRamaswamy it's in the same continuity as War, isn't it? Probably that's what he's doing here, testing some strategies for the contingency plan knowing there's GL to back him up

    • @stormrevenant
      @stormrevenant 5 років тому +1

      Nah this movie and the comic it is based off is shit. The JL series is far superior.

    • @stormrevenant
      @stormrevenant 5 років тому +1

      @@DoNutx777 No. Not the same continuity.

    • @hashly8521
      @hashly8521 5 років тому +25

      This one scene > Batman v Superman

  • @flameconvoy7424
    @flameconvoy7424 7 років тому +4182

    3:58 that's like saying who's Bill gates

    • @destroycuh
      @destroycuh 7 років тому +117

      Kaeden Ngai-Natsuhara well I didn't know who bill gates was until last year I heard of him a few times but I watch too much MEMES than media

    • @joshm2274
      @joshm2274 7 років тому +221

      Who is Bill Gates?

    • @proverbialking3452
      @proverbialking3452 7 років тому +10

      Kaeden Ngai-Natsuhara who?

    • @geekeduponad
      @geekeduponad 7 років тому +222

      He is a badass rapper and did alot of weed

    • @MrJuice-ik5ru
      @MrJuice-ik5ru 7 років тому +50

      Eh...more like Elon Musk

  • @facelesshalo5174
    @facelesshalo5174 Рік тому +181

    Why did Batman Roll out of the bottom of that jet and not just step out? Imagine getting out of every vehicle batman style.

    • @DArtmanreignz
      @DArtmanreignz Рік тому +20

      You didn't see Green lantern dematerialized the jet before he could even reach a step 🤦🏾‍♂️👑

    • @pedrotrejo8118
      @pedrotrejo8118 Рік тому +21

      "An object is in motion, stays in motion" I believe is the physics of it. The jet did fully stop but it seems he was in a rush and wanted the momentum so he could leap out quicker. Superhero shit 😂

    • @thefuckingmob1977
      @thefuckingmob1977 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ricochet1351
      @ricochet1351 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, you'd get all the style points and the jump on anyone expecting a slow entrance.

  • @ricccc2280
    @ricccc2280 7 років тому +1111

    "Chains?"
    *Y O U ' R E F U N N Y*

  • @MrFrankg209
    @MrFrankg209 6 років тому +3364

    If Batman had a lantern ring he would be more than unstoppable because his will is unbreakable

    • @OsnosisBones
      @OsnosisBones 6 років тому +458

      MrFrankg209
      There's actually a couple comic stories where he does get a ring. The most recent one was a tragic story of a Bruce from the dark multiverse getting a ring around the time his parents were murdered and the emptiness in his heart from it warping both him and the ring and making him a monster.

    • @fabian5777
      @fabian5777 6 років тому +74

      Lol no, superman will beat batman (LG)

    • @ignaciogarcia2517
      @ignaciogarcia2517 6 років тому +179

      Except for his spine

    • @jcm3838
      @jcm3838 6 років тому +25

      @@ignaciogarcia2517 for you

    • @codafett
      @codafett 6 років тому +9

      That is not accurate

  • @takisparkour
    @takisparkour 5 років тому +243

    3:47 Lantern goes back, Batman don't even flinch. That's how it goes man

    • @Mandoww
      @Mandoww 5 років тому +17

      batman fears nothing not even death thats what makes him strong

    • @shehabgamal8640
      @shehabgamal8640 5 років тому +20

      @@Mandoww it was the shockwave that made lantern flinch not fear , but I wonder how batman stood still , I guess because he is batman

    • @Mandoww
      @Mandoww 5 років тому +1

      Shehab Gamal look closely at his left arm, he is clearly protecting is face, so im still thinking Al was a little scared lmao

    • @contessa4490
      @contessa4490 5 років тому +2

      If Batman knew nothing about the situation he would've run also. That's the power of the fear unkown. Since Batman knew everything about the situation then he has strength over his fears. Knowing the situation is truly the key to overcoming the fear of the unkown.

    • @abdalrahmanamrmostafa1975
      @abdalrahmanamrmostafa1975 5 років тому +2

      @@shehabgamal8640 cuz he was on the ground while Green lantern was stationary mid air so any slight force would've moved him while the friction along with the shit and Batman's strength kept him in place

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 Рік тому +119

    4:23 I’m impressed how Bruce is somehow walking faster than Clark and Hal are flying 💀💀

    • @connortg5
      @connortg5 Рік тому +54

      he's clearly leading so they're letting him go ahead

    • @GenesiisDavid
      @GenesiisDavid Рік тому +35

      🤦 They're flying behind him. He's the one leading the way.

    • @dasilvaferreiranunof1a119
      @dasilvaferreiranunof1a119 Рік тому +9

      Because he is batman

    • @aearion519
      @aearion519 Рік тому

      they are not jet planes they don't have to fly at a certain speed to be able to fly and that's called levitating moron