Batman vs Superman (Fight) | Batman: Hush
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Batman: Hush (2019)
Scene: Batman vs Superman (fight)
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Storyline: Batman sets out to discover the identity of a mysterious mastermind using the Joker, Riddler, Ra's al Ghul, and the Dark Knight's other enemies and allies as pawns in a plan to wreak havoc.
Director: Justin Copeland
Writers: Ernie Altbacker, Jim Lee, Jeph Loeb
Cast: Jason O'Mara (Batman), Jennifer Morrison (Selina Kyle), Stuart Allan (Damian Wayne), Sachie Alessio (Lady Shiva), Geoffrey Arend (Riddler), Chris Cox (Scarecrow), Adam Gifford (Bane), Peyton List (Batgirl), Peyton List (Poison Ivy), Sean Maher (Nightwing), Jerry O'Connell (Superman), Rebecca Romijn (Lois Lane), Jason Spisak (The Joker), Maury Sterling (Thomas Elliot), Tara Strong (Reporter), Hynden Walch (Harley Quinn), Rainn Wilson (Lex Luthor)
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*puts on brass knuckles*
“I’m gonna show this farm boy how we brawl in Gotham.”
Yea we used to call that the stinger! They uhh dont let ya use that anymore
😂
joshua ashley 🤦♂️
@@dwecktek simpsons reference. Love it.
@joshua ashley Brass knuckles are basically plate metal usually brass or a mix of copper and nickel/ any metal. ( They were originally made of brass because brass vibrates, very important when throwing a punch ) basically it is a weapon meant to increase the severity/lethality of a punch. Even if you had a weak punch brass knuckles will leave a mark, they are used mainly in street fights and it is illegal to use in competitive fights like boxing or mixed martial arts. But on the streets its legal, its just meant to protect you while giving you a better harder punch.
“Deep down he’s a good person. Deep down... Im not.”
I swear that is Batman’s best line.
As good as that line is, I prefer the comic book version were he goes
"Superman is the best at what he does"
Catwoman flinches and then he goes
"And I'm the best at what I do"... CLASSIC
I totally agree
Even with the kryptonite punching him is like punching concrete
It's a stupid line. He is a good person fundamentally. It's just wankery by jeph Loeb.
@@apostolostvable Sure, but I don't know if he sees himself that way. Being surrounded by people like Supes means you can get pretty unrealistic standards for what makes a good person. Also, I believe Batman understands the fact that he, not unlike the Joker, is actually insane. No sane person deals with grief by dressing up as a bat and if you recognize your own insanity, you might show some level of insecurity about your morality too.
Ultimately, he probably just means that there are certain limits he doesn't have. Throwing some like Lane off a building is not something every "traditionally" moral person would do. Certainly not Superman.
"It's your choice, not Ivy's"
*growl*
"Damn it"
Medical injuries: Entire back and rib cage
I mean logically they couldn't pull it but I would have loved a "Fuck" there
It was at this moment that he knew he stuffed up lol
it's like Marvel's Iron man and Hulk
Ironman: "You're smarter than her, You're Bruce Banner"
Hulk: *ROAR*
It's that singular pure moment that draws you in and let's you know that Batman's plan went horribly sideways. "Damn It"
I love how Batman fights here, he knows he’s unable to overpower Clark so he uses psychological warfare to give him an edge. Every time Superman gains the upper hand Batman gets in his mind a little bit more.
Though keep in mind several times it is pretty clear sups is also fighting Ivy's mind control. A la bat's lying, supes super senses allowing him to know if someone is lying or not, but here he doesn't even question it. Bat's was giving him enough of an excuse to fight Ivy. Let alone supes litterally could have thrown batman hard enough to insta kill him, but doesn't.
@@veneficus7430 superman can't tell if Batman is lying, yes he has that ability but Batman has the ability to control how what he says is perceived as truth or lie thats why it works and why he also had to tell him he lied to further mess with him because even with his senses he believed him, batman has even done it to mind readers.
He was using misdirection to keep supes off balance
@@veneficus7430think about it like a lie detector. Batman can definetly fool it.
Well he's batman for a reason
Batman's "damn." had so much "Guess ill die then" energy lol
This comment actually made me laugh out loud xD
Yeah it really does help to show you that Even with how smart Batman is even he is just winging this shit when it happens
He's probably a little bit suicidal maybe
@@liltaco4119 self-destructive tendencies probably
"Do you think he plans it all out or just makes it up as he goes along?"
“Lead-lined tunnels, courtesy of Lexcorp” you gotta love how Lex can’t make anything without trying to make them Superman-proof somehow
I’d say more superman resistant but otherwise I absolutely agree
@@finaladvance5085 superman-proof works just fine. he xray proofed it. it works just fine. you seem fun at parties.
Pepe Silvia You know it
Final Advance resistance and “proof” are literally the same thing ass clown.
Mby so are bulletproof vests impenetrable or just bullet resistant? How about bulletproof glass? Cutproof gloves? Exactly ass clown
I love how superman is always treated as a unbeatable god and batman just goes 'I can take him'
Well... The Kryptonite didn't really work here
@@angelsrageunleashed5441 neither did the plot twist🥁
The amazing thing about Batman is that he knew he COULDN'T take him, yet still risked instant disintegration to stall him.
@@DiggitySlice bruh its batman he could take him
TheSaphire Katana3795 eh that’s kind of a tough one to say because Superman could kill everyone in the world in a second even Batman if it was a one on one fight Batman would have plans but Superman would just fly through him
I absolutely love the near bottomless faith Batman has in Superman
It's not "bottomless" as he still has contingency plans against him and he it's not "faith", it's trust as it's all within reason of what he KNOWS superman to be as a person.
@@Gadget-Walkmen thanks
@@gallaros9 uh huh.
They're best friends. Even if Bruce isn't one to openly admit it all that easily, they have a great deal of mutual trust and respect for each other. Just look at their relationship prior to Injustice kicking off, when a pregnant Lois goes missing, the one person a frantic and panicking Clark immediately goes to for help is Bruce, who immediately gives it and calls in whatever Justice League backup is available at the same time. Clark turns to Bruce for help over anyone else, including Diana, J'onn, Barry, etc. And Bruce in turn is willing to immediately call in the entire Justice League purely because Lois is missing, and The Joker is the one who has her.
Plus there's his exchange with Supergirl in Injustice 2 after Clark is seemingly killed by Brainiac:
*Bruce:* "I'm going to miss him too."
*Kara:* "Do you really mean that?"
*Bruce:* "We were friends once. I trusted him with my life. But then The Joker got to him. I lost my friend, Clark. I've missed him ever since."
And there's also the "Death of Superman" plot in Justice League where Superman is seemingly killed by Toyman, and Bruce is the only one who refuses to believe that Clark is actually dead (and Bruce is *right* to boot).
@@Gadget-Walkmenjust completely ignored the word “near” huh?
"Do you have a plan"
-"Yes run"
Batman is savage even when he's running away
Batman never runs away he’s just strategically withdrawing.
@@darthtenebrous965 it's like i am not consuming table salt,i am consuming sodium chloride 😂😂
The joestar technique
Is THAT A MOTHERFUXKING JOJO REFRENCE?
I'm fast as fugk boiii
When you think about it, Batman didn't know Superman was even going to be there, he just happened to be carrying around Kyptonite Knuckles just incase
prepared for the worst
Supes isn't the only kryptonion
In the original Hush comic series, Batman carries kryptonite incrusted rings in the center piece of his utility belt and that's what he hits Clark with. Also, I don't remember if Lois almost dying is the way Clark comes back or not. My Hush comics have all been in a friend's house for years now so I can't check lmao
“You don’t come to metropolis and not be prepared for him” -Batman Hush
That's why he has that 'utility belt' of Wonderful Toys.🤡
"When outmatched. Cheat." -Batman
I love that line and the TV show it was from
You say cheat, Batman says preparation.
This is the literal superman. I think anyone would have to cheat😂
Superman, litterally a god with no weakness except 1.
Batman, just a man but with two glowy green bois.
@@oakleave Actually he has two weaknesses: kryptonite and magic
3:30 Batman's reaction to Superman not reacting to Lois initially is hilarious as he knows he's a goner but still has to maintain that I'm badass no matter what vibe
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
"Dammit"
Bro was about to gulp cartoonishly but remembered he was Batman and had to lock in
bro knew he was cooked but locked tf in
If it had been BatFleck, he would have covered his face with his arms as he awaited Supes to punch his head off.
This Batman is damn realistic
Catwoman: do u have a plan?
Batman: yes run.
Darth Pancake Studios superman wouldn’t have killed them and batman exploits that which is why he will always beat superman in a fight
diorgaloreee wdym he will always beat Superman in a fight. Doesn’t matter if batman exploits him or not, Superman could still flick him, throw him, smack him, all before batman could react or blink, or do whatever. If you could all of the times that they have fought in comics, Superman has won most of them. People only think batman wins because he one in their most popular bouts. Such as TDKR, Tower of Babel (he didn’t even win here, but I’ll give him the edge).
@@diorgaloreee9938 He has rarely ever won the fights he has had with Clark in the comics.
So basically Joseph Joestar’s plans haha
diorgaloreee Bruh, you is flat out incorrect.
The calmness of Batman in this situation is like "Well, guess I'll die then"
Batman: So this is how I die? I always envisioned myself being gun down in an alleyway by some random dude.
@@JakeBolt well in this movie hush shot him while he was chasing Catwoman and he got shot mid air. He fell down in a alley way with 3 dudes and almost died if Catwoman and Batgirl didn't save him.
Zero shits given😂
Let be real Batman is a human who fight aliens he expects to get killed one day
Just a quick "Damn It"
Any line of dialogue: *exists*
Comment section: *repeat*
You mean
*Comment section: turns it into an unfunny jojo reference because they only watched part 4 and 5*
@@punk5585 either?
@@Senior_Pineapple yeah, it's pretty stupid how people make unfunny memes in comments
@@aspecificafricanyamdish5271 its everywhere, go to any video and you'll find it
@@aspecificafricanyamdish5271 it’s literally like this on every video on UA-cam
I like this portrayal of Superman. They got it right for once. Even after all she did to him, he worries about unnecessarily hurting Ivy. He's a good guy no matter what. I wish the DC movies understood that part. Yes he is incredibly powerful, but thats not what makes him Superman.
They got it right in man of steel just say you dont know the character
@@KAR5AVATARGT or you can just say you dont know the character
@@KAR5AVATARGTlmao the fuck? Got it right in MOS??? Pa Kent and Clark mutually deciding the let him die to tornado is the opposite of both characters
🤡
@@aizentaicho82 no just say you dont know the character
@@aaronmann6294 he not really he said that the world wasn't ready he was right
4:01 I love that lois doesnt even get mad when she sees the green lipstick because she knows superman would never cheat. Such a healthy relationship
I think "pure" would be a better word for it
@@swagmaster699 that fits too
Don’t Superman and Wonder Woman kiss and hookup? And go on dates.
@@Alpha-Scythe23 in this continuity, supes and diana already hooked up and broke up by now
@@Alpha-Scythe23 in this animated universe yes. When the league first formed they dated for a short time before they broke up and clark met lois
Superman asks if knocking Ivy out was necessary as if they aren’t pissed that they had to fight the strongest thing on the planet because of her.
😏YES🙂
And as if he himself doesn't KO people lol
I thought he was still talking about dropping Lois
Yeah facts Batman is insanely strong
My best guess is that standing in front of somebody is enough, in Superman’s eyes.
Superman: *Is an indestructible being*
Batman: "bet"
Doomsday: *"bet"*
@@jamesgreen9712 Superman: "Wanna get ripped in half again ?"
@@lkvideos7181 I am not getting the reference here
@@jamesgreen9712 Superman literaly ripped Doomsday in half with his bare hands, when they first fought, in the New 52. That was quite OP.
@@lkvideos7181 eeeeh, quite boring if you ask me, I mean, Doomsday used to be one of a couple of creatures who were just as strong as supes if not stronger and actually killed him, so thats a bit disappointing, not gonna lie
"Deep down he's a good person, deep down I am not" This has to be one of the best lines ever
Congrats on 200 likes 👍
1:52
Not really, I've always hated that line. It's edgy and not even true. Batman is a good person.
@@VenEm he tries to be good... to do good... but he knows what his true nature is...
@@meisterigi007"It's not who we are underneath, but *what we do* that defines us..."
the contingency plan if superman is ever mind controlled is to push lois off of a skyscraper I can't get over that 😂
I mean...you can't argue with results.
If that's the case then that's a bad plan to start Injustice
MASTER STRATEGIST
Sometimes improvisation gives the best results.
How did Superman become a mind controlled zombie anyway? I though he couldn't be mind controlled except by powerful magic .?
I just like it when Catwoman says "he made me do it" and points right at Batman
@Gavin The Nobel Assassin I have deluxe editions of both Dark Knights Metal and Dark Knights Death Metal. After those, nothing in DC is scarier than Batman.
@@ravenwraith1017 the dark knights metal soundtrack is sick, Jerry Cantrell and Brann Dailor are GOATED
Catwoman's just a woman, and women have no sense of accountability. It's _always_ a man's fault; never theirs...even if _they're_ always right.
@@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.aight Andrew Tate it’s a comical fiction relax
@Lucas Ließ
I can't begin to imagine how purposeless and effeminate you must be, how pathetic and emasculated your friends are, for the slightest bit of strength in another man to sound like the ravings of a filthy Romanian gangster. What's it like being raised to become a daughter by a schlüt single mom for whom all men with a sense of self-worth are "evil" or "toxic"? You sound European so, I guess I shouldn't be surprised; any real man in your family got mowed down by my ancestors like grass in a field. My apologies, little girl.
Alfred - How were you so sure he would save her?
Batman - Faith Alfred Faith.
Actually throwing Lois from the rooftop was improvised by Catwoman.
faith is belief based on an absence of data
@@raimundoj888 r/atheism
@@raimundoj888 Not complete abscense, though. That would simply be a shot in the dark.
"BECAUSE IM BATMAN!"
"Seems my kryptonite kisses need a little touch-up"
I love how the villains can't mind control Superman without Kryptonite, yet Kryptonite is also the substance which actively makes him weaker.
Yes, you get a mind-controlled Superman, but he's also not operating at 100% since the the Kryptonite on his lips is actively weakening him.
This portrayal of kryptonite is do weak. Typically if those were actually brass knuckle kryptonnight superman would not be flying. Nore would he have super strength. In other shows just a ounce of kryptonknight hurts superman
@@slurp3194 Superman doesn't lose all durability when near kryptonite in the comics it just makes him weaker and makes his body react similar to being poisoned with toxins his body shuts down but its not weak, he can still tank punches from some human even in his weakened state because Krptonians on their world were still dozens of times stronger than earths humans.
@@slurp3194 This is just a total guess but at the end of the clip Batman says the lipstick was synthetic Kryptonite so it could have a weaker effect than real Kryptonite. Also Batman immediately recognized it as synthetic so it is possible that he used that as well like in the brass knuckles. Though I don't doubt that Batman has real Kryptonite but it's not like he wants to actually kill Superman.
@@Fireball006 good analysis well done makes alot of sense
@@slurp3194 yea... you need to read other superman media other then just the movies or animated shows. In the comics he isnt completely imobalized by an ounce of kryptonite. He would just get weakened progressively. Now in current comics base superman is basially completely immune to kryptonite.
Superman: "Was that really necessary?"
Both: Yes."
TheTriforceKid yeah I heard it I’m not deaf
@@Lil_Kelly OH WOW YOU HAVE EARS!
But clearly not a brain to understand references.
Advait Maindalkar stfu ofc I understand it. Is just why he gotta bring it up tho like what so funny about that woah he copied some dialogue. You have no sense of humor u stupid little garbage person
i think we all said yes at the same time.
@@Lil_Kelly ok elitist
"I had faith you'd save her" everyone is stuck on the "deep down he's good, deep down I'm not" and not the fact Bruce has such faith in his friend he had a woman tossed from a building knowing he's save her.
Scott Jenkins in the comics it actually wasn’t apart of his plan to actually throw her off
@@blakeswanson1322 Not even in the movie itself, in a later scene he confronts Catwoman about it since Batman is probably the most obsessed person with the idea of "not killing anybody" even more so than Superman
Nah, later in the movie it's shown that that was Catwoman's idea
Well Batman always plans things out and improvises. Knowledge is power. Either way get to know the character. Cuz u obviously don't.
I can see the injustice storyline going to be happening
Catwoman almost caused some of DC's darkest timelines without even knowing it
Injustice
@@GenocidalFox and it would have genuinely been Batman's fault this time
I really can't tell if it could happen or not.
The reason why that happen is because Joker killed half Metropolis, and mind controlled him to confusing Lois with Doomsday, causing him to kill Lois and the unborn son of Superman.
*So why the Injustice event could never happen?* The rage and problematic of Superman detonated because of this 3 big important deaths and that he knew that if he killed Joker since the beginning, a lot of lives could been saved, that and the fact that not killing Joker and other criminals caused more problems to humanity than saving them, but he always controlled himself.
Sooo Lois+Unborn Child+Metropolis+BOMB+Joker+Other criminals=INJUSTICE
Here, only Lois will be killed, but Superman will not make an Injustice universe, because he is just a little bit fresh, with a lot of peace in his mind, I even think that this Superman never met the Joker before, so in this case, he will only hate forever Batman and Catwoman.
@@GenocidalFox who?
😭😭😭yo you got me dead Kahs you mad right 💀
I love how when brainwashed or turned evil, Superman is an unstoppable force of nature. But when he's on the good side, villains just casually run him down like he's some sort of plastic.
I mean you too would hold back if you fought in a highly populated city when you have the power to level it in minutes.
Mostly because Superman holds back like
A LOT
"That man won't quit as long as he can still draw a breath. None of my teammates will. Me? I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am."
*Proceeds to punch Darkseid so hard he flies through half a dozen buildings*
Superman holds back, horrifically. It's like Mike Tyson hitting you with his pinkie
That's his whole point. He is so genuinely good that he really can't risk using his full powers as not to kill anyone. Also Superman is regularly distracted by innocents in danger and so many villains use it against him. Evil Superman just doesn't care
I love how Ivy says “shit” and just bolts.
FELLOW HUMAN yeah lmao I was looking for this comment
She went nigerundayo
I really wish she slammed into Superman
Plants aint gonna do shit to Superman
And I doubt she has enough kryptonite to get the job done
Well, wouldn't you
Superman: “Was that really necessary?”
Batman and Catwoman: “yes” 😂
from this you can be sure they would be a good couple.
Ivy brainwashed him and he still asked if it was necessary that Ivy was treated that way. Superman is really the ultimate big blue boy scout.
To be fair, if someone sicked Superman on me I'd be pretty miffed.
Absolutely necessary, if I had Superman sicked on me wat catwoman did is completely necessary
Batman, catwoman, and half of us
"Deep down, he's a good person, and deep down.
I'm not."
joshua ashley
She’s an infamous villain who got exposed to poison ivy that gave her her powers
Both to manipulate nature and people as well
Psiberzerker
Total badass line hehe 😁
@@sonofkrypton9912 Did the poison ivy activate her meta gene? I thought she was a meta human.
See he admitted it😒
Except gloomy as he is, he's a paragon. It just goes to show what high standards he has for himself that despite all he does he still doesn't think he's good when he really, truly is. Batman's morals should be his own, to quote red from osp:"if you can't picture your batman comforting a child then you didn't write batman, you wrote the punisher in a silly costume and with a no-kill rule". Yes, I may be paraphrasing.
I like how Batman just happens to have kryptonite knuckles in his utility belt. Always prepared, even for a fight against Superman.
It's canon that he always carries some form of kryptonite when in Metropolis.
Always prepared, yes. But he's always hoping and praying that he doesn't ever *need* them.
In the actual Hush Graphic Novel, it's a Kryptonite Ring he keeps in his Utility Belt. Superman gave it to him in case he ever lost control.
Ya know if ivy was in the real world as it is today she wouldnt need her pheromones, people would just simp over her anyway
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@@triplemoyagames4195
Yes.
Or she could just go to Australia, where there's a tree that kills you on contact
@@wwiggle7906 you talking the gympi gympi?
@@guyfieri148 actually I was thinking of the hippomane mancinella but I just looked it up and apparently it's in North America, not Australia
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
S-“So Bruce you didn’t know I was going to be here… But you had kryptonite spiked brass knuckles? Just On you”
B- “I’m prepared for every contingency always“
S-“Yeah but… It seems you are constantly… Almost eagerly Prepared... as if you borderline are just waiting for opportunities to show that you can hurt me....like daily..”
B : well You Do Bleed.
Becoz He's Batman...
S: why do you have kryptonite knuckles, just casually on you?
B: BECAUSE IM BATMAN
B GT to be fair he was going to Metropolis to find Ivy he probably prepared for something like this
he told alfred to pack the jewelry for a reason. he knew people were being controlled by ive and batman has a plan for everything. its not that difficult to figure out using context clues. i swear like more than half of the people who comment on youtube never learned what context clues are.
Batman: "it's your choice not Ivy's"
Superman: *grunts*
Batman: "damn it"
joshua ashley I know Batman could
He would use his anti-infinite gauntlet spray
joshua ashley Superman has the better chance
Batman beating Thanos :D haha good joke with pis/horrible writing, yea sure ....BaTmAn HaS a PlAn FoR EvErYtHiNg... what a bullshit
@@R4VEN77 you wanna talk bad writing. Let's talk about marvel's continuity and them ripping of off half of DC characters
COVID-19 holy shit shut up corona. Why have you come to ruin our lives. We didn’t do that much. Can you tell us the cure
The simultaneous yes is why i love DC. The dynamic and occasional friendship between heroes and villains. The heartwarming moments in the comics and animated movies
meanwhile marvel is "ERm! He's right behind me!"
"STAY AWAY FROM HER." -Simperman
If Ivy had a blog and an only fans account more people would be paying attention to nature and people would give her money.”
@@orangeapples she's insane.....
@joshua ashley no. Why are you telling me?
@@orangeapples call me a simp but I'd be the biggest simp if she was real.
This is why I prefer sups with wonderwoman than overrated Lois Lane
I like how batman carries around 2 rebreathers at all times incase he has to save someone from drowing. Just shows how prepared he is for any possible situation.
He probably carries a tactical nuke in his belt, just in case
Not to mention Kryptonite knuckles lmao
@@Ismael-kc3ry he mentions to Alfred to pack 'The Jewels' before he heads to Metropolis in an earlier scene apparently. So he didn't just have the kryptonite knuckles on him. He specifically prepared before arriving on Supes' home turf. Just in case.
He has the Rebreathers because in Knightfall, which takes place before Hush I think, Gotham's mayor almost drowns and Batman has to tie his cape around the mayor's head to save him. He almost collapses from the pain as he fights rushing water and drags the mayor to safety.
@@iRazenrak because batman learns from his mistakes
Everyone quoting the “Deep down he’s good” line, completely ignoring Catwoman’s “He made me do it”.
@joshua ashley Is that really a question, WW stomps
@Asura Mantra He’s too used to outside media having Batman characters cuck everyone, even when in comics they usually stand no chance against characters like Clark and Diana.
@Asura Mantra Reminder Batman could not find a weakness for Wonder Woman. His plan is basically give her a heart attack with VR tech
Oh come on seriously, you forgetting about Superman's "hmmm" Boy Scout giving Batman his own medicine🤣
@DIO Brando what? Seriously? I didnt know that. Thats kinda lame
"Deep down, he's a good person. And deep down... I'm not."
Batman cold af.
Superman: *looks at Catwoman the wrong way*
Catwoman: *snitches* he made me do it
She ain’t loyal
@@jackcraven8345 and you would if you had to worry about Superman beating your butt
@@Duality2222-2 "Deep down, Superman is a good person" SO yeah he wouldnt do jack. Probably give her a polite talking to "excuse me, young lady but you threw her off a building blah blah blah health and safety blah blah blah"
where as if Zatanna was thrown off the roof, Batman would give the Batgirl and Catwoman would loose one of her lives and probably need to change her catsuit, change address and spend the next two weeks looking under her bed for the big, bad bat.
Jack Craven its not like she would lie saying it was her idea. Otherwise she would have this happening to her ua-cam.com/video/vVa8KYgFoLs/v-deo.html
You can't lie you would have done the same thing.
So, you guys remember how everyone was pissed that batman made plans to neutralise all of them behind their backs? Yeah...
Exactly. This is why you have contingencies.
This shit could happen and they still get pissed about them
Different continuity pal. Jesus Christ, love it when people take all animated shows and movies and act like they're all from the same continuity. Not everyone is against Batman having contingencies. Hell, Superman is the one that gave Batman the fucking kryptonite in most iterations.
@@xrstevenson I know they're different continuities pal, and I know that Superman is the one that willingly gave Batman the kryptonite, but I'm just saying they'd probably react similarly if, in this continuity, Batman's contingencies were found and used. That was just an example to prove a point, that while the members of the league don't like the contingencies, this kind of stuff makes them a necessity.
In the comic Green Lantern, Flash, and the Martian Manhunter voted against expulsion as they knew Batman had a point. Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and Plastic Man voted for Batman's expulsion from the League. Superman was the tiebreaker, but Batman left before hearing his decision because he knew which way Clark was going to vote. At least GL, Flash, and MM realized it's good to have contingencies.
Superman: that...hurt
Batman: it was supposed to hurt, it's called an ass whooping
Skids and Mudflap!!!
Not much of an ass whopping when after you throw your punch the target proceeds to get you, pin you against the wall off the ground by your neck
@@donniehollingsworth1611 To be fair, it's Superman vs some dude in a batsuit, you gotta take what you can get
@@c.mitchell2900 Yeah that "some dude in a bat-suit", travelled around the world training in every martial art known to man and mastered 127 of them, trained to the point that he was able to get peak human physiology, became the WORLD'S greatest detective, absolutely mastered stealth and escapology,
has enough money that it puts Lex Luthor to shame and had Darkseid say that he respects him lol
@@fwhasu3690 And people question why Batmans my favorite DC character. This just sums up nearly everything.
“He made me do it” kills me everytime
1:50 "If he wanted we'd be dead already, deep down he's a good person and deep down I'm not" and that's why he's the god damn BATMAN
And that's why we love him.
Thank god they weren't fighting against someone like homelander lmao
I didn't know Red Eyes Black Dragon can talk.. Hello Red Eyes, you're cooler than Blue Eyes by the way.
God damn right
@@kaanaras2272 Appreciate it😂
Guy who was brainwashed: Was that really necessary?
People who were almost killed by brainwashed guy: yes
Do you know who superman is or was that a joke?!?!
@@tomcat3946 ....yes it was a joke... good job internet buddy
Ahaha thx? My bad, sorry bro!😅
@@tomcat3946 Is good brother Haha
This is the UA-cam community that I like seeing 😊
2:54 The reason why Superman is so shocked to hear Batman lie is that he could hear Batman’s heartbeat and figure out if he was lying or not but Batman is a pro that he makes his heartbeat differently
Literally just built different
simply a difference in skill level
@Gavin The Nobel Assassin Idk about that but hed probably be able to resist the "burning torture" it inflicts
@Gavin The Nobel Assassin
This reminds me of the time when Trinity were holding the lasso and WW told everyone to reveal their true identity:
WW: Diana. Princess of Thermascira.
Superman: Clark Kent. Kal-El of Krypton.
Batman: I'm Batman.
ROFL!!!
@@HokutoAnsatsuken That's because in reality, Batman considers himself as the real one and Bruce Wayne to be the alter ego, instead of the other way like everyone else.
“But it’s Superman.”
“Yes… and if he wanted, we’d be dead already.”
That line implicitly displays so much of both Bat’s and Supe’s character
That line was used in Batman Vs Superman movie
Superman in BvS: "If I wanted it you'd be dead already".
Batman in Hush: "If he wanted we'd we dead already".
Yup.
Yes
Yeah
Coincidence? Maybe
@@eclipsethefox4397 probably, but it’s a cool parallel.
3:47 Well done superman, you just hit her with more than double the amount of force she would have hit the ground at lmao
Dealta p = 2mv
thaught the same bud
Best comment 👍
you hear a crack and she goes limp
@@gabycashy5
Wouldn’t even be a crack but a soul bending smoosh sound as Lois smoothie rained down.
Supes: “was that really necessary?” Catwoman and bats: “yes” 🤣
Superman would mind the kiss that’s the reason when he was Evil
Just like in my comic...
24 7 they need to go the goku route and just have him as the last hope that always comes through when all hope seems lost for everyone and then just shit on the baddie no mercy no bullshit lol
@24 7 he's literally the back bone of the dc universe.
@@BaconNCereal Dr Manhattan did just that.
Look at that speed Batman have at 2:36 he dodging superfast punch from Superman , Peak Human Psychality right there
he was weakened by kryptonite, that punch was at normal speed
@@capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208nah it was a little faster and harder than normal speed. It moved the water because of the force.
Batman: *Has a contingency plan for every superhero in case they snap*
Superman: You need to have more faith in us
Batman: *Has faith that Superman will save Lois*
Superman: You could have gotten her killed
Batman: God there's no pleasing you
Sir Blader but what’s the contingency if batman snaps?
@@WNShadow814 I think that's a batman-family solution sorta thing
WNShadow814 the justice league
@@WNShadow814 Basically Batman Who Laugh Origins.
It's stated that the only people could stop him is The Bat Family then Justice League.
That's why he killed them first before going full Joker to the world he is in.
Just going to say there is legit nothing batman can do against a superman thats enraged and wants to torture and insanely kill batman in an evil way just because of supermans speed
Ivy kiss: Required.
Grinding on his meat: Not required.
Damn Ivy.
She can talk all the shit she wants about not wanting a man but we know how it go!
Later that day in Arkham.....
Harley: Welcome back red! So what'ya get up to?
Ivy: Oh hey Harl.... Not much. I just used some kryptonite lipstick to brainwash Superman
Harley: Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Ivy: Yeah, i also got to feel his crotch on mine. And lemme tell you, it aint that big. Frank's got a bigger ....
Hugo: Fascinating. Two female inmates discussing male anatomy, and comparing it to a plant.
@@AzguardMike Harley and Ivy are lovers though.
@@ShadowMoon878 isnt that only in the Harley tv show
@@Mr.Scott86 yeah a parody of DC Universe
“Deep down he’s a good person. Deep down... Im not.”
One of the most badass lines in history
Next level 🫡
That line is more sad than anything
That's why he has a no-kill code. He knows once he kills, he won't be able to stop.
It makes no damn sense. Like a lot of the newer DC animated movies are just stupid because they don’t even know their characters. The real Batman has a heart.
4:15 Batman Pullin up all late, had me dying 😂😂😂
Plot armor cooldown is a pain in the ass
@AxleTrade You can go to court and file a complaint
Everyone: We need to stop Superman, so who’s up for it?
Every Other Superhero: DIBS OUT
Batman: I got this
With brass knuckles like a g
Batman is a G
Let the only human being bat boi do it !!
Batman got spanked though lol
@@Tones2372 Facts Lois Lane the real winner here
Batman: "If he wanted we'd be dead already"
I see what you did there writers
ua-cam.com/video/Ls79vEn7rUI/v-deo.html, right?
BvS
Batman said it in the Hush comic book as well. Worded it a little differently but the same thing.
They're just trying to throw supes fans a bone after the beatings he keeps getting
Chris Fletcher lol u know u trigger Superman fanboys right?
Superman: " im indestructible"
Batman : "good then its a fair fight"
I can’t 🤣🤣
HAHAHA
dopee
Then he gets splattered against the wall at super sonic speeds
@@conradlorgar5508 He is not always at that level, he requires to remove his mind barriers to do that
01:53
" Deep Down He Is A Good Person And Deep Down Im Not "
Cold asf mannnnnnn 💀💀
Batman: "it's your choice..."
Superman: *Murder-stares at Batman*
Batman: "...dammit."
*Morgan Freeman voice* It was at this moment he realized...... he fucked up
“Was that really necessary?”
- Superman, the guy she brainwashed. Never stop being you, Kent.
I think Lois would agree with Batman and Catwoman. She's probably pissed at both of them right now, but Ivy was kissing her man!
Why do Batman writers always write Superman as a moron?
@@Idazmi7 keep in mind Superman has to hold back a lot when he fights people. And batman and Catwoman both have skills and the tools to take her down in a much softer approach. But they pissed because of all people she sent superman to fight them . And batman know better then anyone that Superman ain't easy to fight.
@@nateterryramsey528
In 1986 a woman robbing a bank legit asked Superman, "you wouldn't hurt a lady...?" and he replied by gently taking her glasses off, and then knocking her out with them by chucking them at her face. He wouldn't bat an eye at Ivy getting the daylights kicked out of her.
His first _action_ in his original 1936 story was to basically beat a signed confession out of a female murderer, then tie her up and leave her on the mayor's porch to get executed later on testimony he retrieved under duress.
@@Idazmi7 🤣🤣🤣damn not the glasses
If anyone is wondering why Superman somehow didn't tear Lois apart by catching her while flying at high speeds, he's always had this power called tactile telekinesis, which is basically telekinesis but through the hands or body. Meaning he can manipulate objects while pushing through the air. It's actually why he can do things like catch planes and lift cars just fine without simply ripping right through them.
Thank you
huh, never knew that.
Oh, ty for info
I kept wondering about that. So it's basically a power Homelander just doesn't have.
@@Pinkcinnamoon-83 what???
I love how as Catwoman was falling she got into "the catch me position" she was confident he was going to catch her.
Imagine if Superman didn’t snapped out of it. Loius just goes Splat and Injustice Starts.
More fun lol
[ Superman will remember that ]
Oh damn! Then Batman and Catwoman die instantly there.
Joker: Is somebody taking my place???
Then Superman wouldn’t care
"Yes. But if he wanted, we'd be dead already"
That shows just how powerful Superman's willpower is, and how well Bruce and Clark know each other.
Bruce knows that if Superman wanted someone dead; then they would've been dead a long time ago. There is no "beating" Superman, but you can certainly piss him off and slow him down.
Injustice proves that hardcore.
Hell, the only reason Batman is still alive in that universe is because Superman doesn't want to kill him since they were friends. It is still literally Superman's choice he's alive, it's only on batman for that fact he hasn't been caught
@@Flarflenugenthat's what he said bruh
who's Bruce? Theres only Batman, Superman, Catwoman, Lois and Poison Ivy
I wish a certain "fanbase" would understand that
@@lookherelooklisten7850he just added on “bruh”
Love when Batman gets supes to take his eyes off him, body blow, straight jab, knew the wild swing from Kansas was coming as a reaction, pre-emptively ducked a super speed jab n followed up with a upper cut immediately and stayed on him as best he could. But ultimately it showed that in the wrong circumstances, and Batman acknowledged when his trump card didn’t work the first time n went “damn” he doesn’t pretend that Clark will not absolutely END him.
Batman is so chill about fighting Superman. He's easily the most badass human in the DC universe.
Alfred : Huh
@@linalim9858 right behind Alfred, of course.
John Constantine wants a word with you.
I mean batman is just a chad like that.
@V The Ghost Of Night City I'll agree, John is a badass. Especially in Apokolips War (except in the beginning)
Superman: CATwoMan!
Catwoman: He made me do it
Batman: lil snitch
It's a lie though, she was the one who decided to throw Lois off the building
@@joaquimgianini1234 still batsys plan
@@osmacar5331 His plan wasn't to throw her off of the building. That was her idea
🤣 🤣
[ Bruce will remember that ]
2:49 Im thinking its brilliant how Batman used that line about the gas main first as a deterrent threat and then later on to appeal to Superman's goodness & optimism (which was the whole plan) that his buddy Batman really wouldnt threaten innocent people
Lois: almost dies
Also Lois: How's your day been honey?
Her husband is a god she can’t die no matter what..
@@noahdecarmo8668 are you sure about that?
She definitely should’ve died with Superman speeding up that fast to catch her she’d feel like she was hitting the ground with at least twice her current speed lol
@@noahdecarmo8668 Darkseid go brrrr
@@noahdecarmo8668 injustice cough cough
"I had faith you'd save her."
*Secretly has a series of nets in place just in case.*
that is actually really true lol.
"Was that really necessary?"
*"yes"*
Bruce: it's your choice, not Ivy's
*Bruce's realization kicks in*
Bruce: *DAMMIT*
I think you're confusing me with Batman?
Bruce Wayne no we're not.
I don't get it
@@SuperMikefun Don't get what, exactly? The comment or the comments on that comment?
@@kanyerahming the comment, like what is Batman realizing?
Catwoman: "tell me you have a plan"
Batman: "yes, run!"
ABSOLUTE GENIUS
Even batman knows the Joestar's family "secret technique"
RUN
NIGERUNDAYO!! SMOKEH!!!
@@aml-zq5mc giorno Giovanna would whoop their asses
@@aml-zq5mc oucccc!!
"Deep down, he's a good person. And deep down, I'm not."
The hardest, one-lined difference between Bats and Supes
I loved it also, but to the best of my memory Batman has always been a good guy. Even when Superman went full rogue and took over the world because Joker killed his wife and kid, Batman took up the impossible fight.
Here's another favorite line of mine from Batman:
"I'm not going to kill you. I want you to always remember that you were beat, and it didn't take a super man to beat you, it only took a man. "
Batman
Superman: "You could have kill her!"
Batman: "You almost killed me"
NeoMicy bro’s before hoes
If that didn't snap Superman out of it, they'd have much bigger issues than the death of Lois on their hands/conciences.
@@SmashPortal You mean injustice?
rightt
@@pj9dtheiii736 no, he was under control, so would be a more criminous Superman
Ivy really turned into one of us seeing the cops seeing Superman and Batman 😂
Moment of silence for the tax payers in metropolis and gotham.
Bruce will fix it
I feel like maybe 50% of gotham actually pay taxes
@@attackhelicopter8218 They weren't bitching though? It was discussion. Shut the fuck up and butt out.
Yeah i always wonder does Bruce and Tony fund the cities they at for the damages they cause? Or from the disasters they help them from.
Think about the construction industry though! There's always jobs available.
That'a a huge gamble for Bruce, he could've triggered the Injustice storyline lol.
Scary
The Injustice storyline ignores the fact that unlike Bruce, Superman is not a maniacal control freak, it changes his character on a fundamental level, it sucks and makes absolutely no sense.
@@modarnwarfare2rull I mean... Lois was pregnant. And he watched Lois and his unborn son die in space. Then to top it off Joker also blew up Metropolis. At that point wouldn't you get tired? Everyone has a breaking point.
@@junaid1575 Yea, not in this way, you want a better story where Superman goes "rogue" ? Read Kingdom Come, the story doesn't butcher his character and make him out to be some retarded edgelord.
@@modarnwarfare2rull Retarded edgelord Superman. I can picture that...
"Kryptonite is rare mineral" my ass - Batman
Superman: Lois, I swear to God she was using Kryptonite Mind Control Lipstick.
Lois: Uh huh....And how did she get that close to you?
Superman: Oh uuuuh...I think I hear people screaming, gotta go!
Damn good point.
She jumped off a building. That always forces Superman's hand.
BooshMasterOriginal I thought the same thing but frankly there’s a number of ways she could’ve done it. Most popular being she pretended to be a victim of some sort, either someone threatening to commit suicide or being robbed or whatever, she doesn’t let him see her face, and when he comes by with his superhero routine and saves her, he gets close while asking “are you hurt?” or “you’re safe now” and then she pounces. Superman can think and move faster than almost anyone on the planet but he also easily lets his guard down........ Sorry for the rant lol
@@velix2835 Yes that's possible Ivy pretended to jump off a building though there are other ways as well. I wrongly presumed he was referring to Selina dropping Lois earlier.
@@mahilmehtar4155 No worries
Catwoman’s “He made me do it” was hEcKiNg hilarious😂😂😂😂😂
La verdad es que sí
"I uh, blacked out for that part..."
Superman was genuinely afraid... 🤣
Superman: was that really necessary? Batman and Catwoman: yes. 😂😂
@joshua ashley revenge
@joshua ashley she was also controlled by her before this so she wanted for her to pay
Catwoman: "do you have a plan?"
Batman: "yes"
Also batman: "NIGERUNDAYO"
Is that a JoJo reference
@@Conis16 everything in the world is a jojo reference
Is that a jojo refrence?
@@Conis16 nope
SMOKEY
I think the only thing BatMan honestly fears is Supes. He’s the one thing he’s always carrying things around for a what if scenario. Sure he considers him a friend, trusts him, prob open up to. But there’s always that what if Clark loses it he’s always aware of.
Batman Saying :"Dammit" whenever his calculation is 0.001 second late always got me laughing.
I’ve been trying to find comments like this that dammit line cracks me up
@@djejud4402 LoL I was finding the same comment, LMAO!
I like how it shows Catwoman is tired from running but Batman feels nothing. He truly is peak physical condition.
I see it as Bruce being a "long distance runner", while Selina is more of a "sprinter". Selina is good at short bursts of speed, but Bruce is better able to pace himself.
Selina can run just fast & long enough to get away from Batman @@gamester512
@@gamester512it's also portrays what they do really well to be a theif u need to be quick but to be a vigilante/hero U need stamina
First:
Superman: “Was that really necessary?”
Batman and Cat Woman: “Yes.”
Second: Why is Superman so much better here than the live action films?
Animated movies are written by copetent people that have a somewhat line of understand the basis of the characters
Life actions=money with as little to no effort
Because the creative staff cares about the source material. I’m not saying you need to be a slave to it, but you do need to respect it and the fans.
Imagine watching only animation and thought "Holy shit they respected source materials live action movies do not reeeeeee"
Galaxy Brain be like.
because the idiots who writes those movies have lack of imagination
Some of it is writing and the director. But the bigger issue is the studio not wanting a certain thing for one reason or another. So you take a movie that could be good to maybe safe.
Now Batman has the gadget he really wanted to "deal" with Superman
Superman" is that still necessary" shows deep down he is good.
Nah, they knocked out a pretty woman he got kisses from. She must've been good if he's wondering why they were extra knocking her out.
@@ShadowSkyX lol
😄😄
2:42
gotta love batmans little scream when superman grabs his leg. Nearly laughed my ass off
lmao
thats the yelp of "OHFUCKINGSHI-"
It was literally just a gasped
HE KNEW ONCE HIS MELEE ATTACK IS OVER, IT ONLY TAKES ONE COUNTER-STRIKE FROM SUPERMAN TO END IT ALL LMAO
When batman said " If he wanted we'd be dead , already" tell us how powerful superman is . Literally just a tap from him and your are gone and here he is punching, kicking Batman without damage because he doesn't Batman to die
Fun fact, in the comic this is based on when Batman punches Superman with a kryptonite ring he brakes/nearly brakes his hand
I swear kryptonite was made for batman to use against superman considering how many times he used it
Still wonder did bruce mining somewhere or he made it himself.
@@suprisebuttsecksspy5958 in most versions superman gives it to him specifically incase something like this happens
@@TinTin-qg4tz people forget when talking about these two fighting that superman trusts batman to take him down if it came to it.
@@River-pg1uk true
@The Krimson Kommando Because unlike the Joker, Superman can, and has on multiple occasions and on different versions of Earth, gone rogue. Injustice, for instance. If it comes down to it, he /has/ to kill Superman. And don't forget the Arkhamverse, were Batman *technically* killed Joker.
"Was that really necessary?" bruh she had YOU UNDER MIND CONTROL
Like seriously, having superman under mind control would be like if you had nuclear launch codes and used them but you ended up failing but like 1000 times worse.
Plot twist he was referring to catwomen and batman planning to throw Louis off the building and didn't give a crap about poison ivy.
Bats: "I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you"
Ivy: "Shit!"
*Gets a summary kick to the jaw from Catwoman*
Praise the Omnissiah
@@moonson8804
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Superman: Was that really necessary?
Superman: "if i wanted you be dead already"
Batman: "if he wanted we be dead already"
Superman: Was that really necessary?
Batman & Catwoman: Yes.
I suspect if Lois was there, she'd agree with Batman and Catwoman. I'm sure she's far from pleased with either of them right now, but Ivy was kissing her man!
@joshua ashley a strong Advanced alien race.
I too watched the video, thanks.
They were made for each other.
Wow what an original comment
I love the fact that the moment he thought he was screwed the only thing Batman had to say was "damnit" lol
Hahaha!