ASMR RP Ride Of Your Life [F4M] [Centaur] [Lewd] [Human Listener][Flirty]

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  • Опубліковано 10 лис 2024

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  • @HawkeyeTM
    @HawkeyeTM Рік тому +42

    I see centaur focused audio, I instantly click. They deserve more attention in general, always seemed underrated in most media. The suggestive comments are just the icing on the already perfect cake.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +4

      Honestly one of my favorite mythological creatures honestly. I want to do so much more with me

  • @da-bee8
    @da-bee8 Рік тому +55

    Centaur girls hit different.

  • @so_sma11
    @so_sma11 Рік тому +11

    You know, I actually really find the dynamic between a Centaur and her human rider to be super interesting to explore, especially with how conveniently their bodies "fit together." It's like a symbiotic relationship - two independent beings acting as one collective "body" - and I've always been fascinated with the concept of symbiosis. It can really be a symbol of trust and/or romance - after all, there's very few monster girls where the mere act of _walking together_ can be intimate! (I guess this can also apply to an actual horse and her rider, just in a platonic sense)

    • @extracrispycookie
      @extracrispycookie Рік тому +1

      bro why do I keep seeing you on every video I watch lmao

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +3

      He likes to tell every VA how they aren't living up to his supreme standard of content haha. Most of us can't tell if he is a troll or really wants us to conform. I do love a good troll.

    • @extracrispycookie
      @extracrispycookie Рік тому

      @@XenaAlexander Oh well, gotta respect the dedication tho haha

  • @wolfzrowasmr
    @wolfzrowasmr Рік тому +20

    Loved this audio a lot. Strangely wholesome and spicy all at once. Hope we see Centaur girl again.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +4

      Aww ty! Thats how I describe myself, wholesome and spicy :P

  • @sardoniccocobird7575
    @sardoniccocobird7575 Рік тому +5

    Centaur and innuendos, points for uniqueness if nothing else!

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому

      OMG I Finally get points (genuine smile) =D

  • @chrisleyhe9039
    @chrisleyhe9039 Рік тому +1

    😆LOL😆 0:50 ---> "The Weight" by The Band.
    When the king is overthrown, she could run for "Mare" of her town after the villagers take a "gallop" pole so long as she doesn't "stall" for time. Hopefully we'll have a "stable" relationship and she'll show me her "neigh-neighs". And with the king's jewels I could buy her "The Best little Horse House in Texas". Me and her together would make two horses *sses that don't have a "bucking" care in the world.
    Cool audio Xena! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +1

      Glad you did! I love centaurs soo much, think they are soo underrated

    • @chrisleyhe9039
      @chrisleyhe9039 Рік тому

      @@XenaAlexander Agreed. They're even used as a zodiac sign.😊

  • @jamesmayfield6523
    @jamesmayfield6523 Рік тому +4

    This was an absolute blast! As much as I love your Goblin series, this is the one that convinced me to become a patreon. I hope your friend gets better soon.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому

      Aww you brought a tear to my eye! I have to really get on Patreon to accept my resubmiited page. Thank you, hoping he comes home real soon

  • @Pingly187
    @Pingly187 Рік тому +2

    Wow this audio was amazing, really felt the emotion come through in the middle there. Glad we were smart enough to listen and have our lives saved. I love all the innuendo haha 'be easier to plow a field' I'll plow your field! Ah that's not okay to say in a comment section. I'm glad this story has a happy ending and our couple got together, hopefully they have a long happy life together. I'll cut this review off before I start rambling, oh the communication with birds was awesome, seriously great video Messy!

  • @YourDarkPassenger
    @YourDarkPassenger Рік тому +4

    Really great audio. I hope we see centaur girl again. It’s probably one of my favorite mythological creatures.

  • @markolukic7824
    @markolukic7824 Рік тому +6

    All these puns are really chuckle-worthy! The delivery is fun as well. 😁

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +2

      My dirty jokes always goes over my intendeds heads in real life haha. I need to get shorter I guess :P

  • @thomassugg5621
    @thomassugg5621 Рік тому +9

    Best ride indeed 😊 this was so good, it’s always a delight to listen to your audios.

  • @nekodeev
    @nekodeev 3 місяці тому

    Nice, Centaur stuff seems pretty rare, this is the first one that's popped up on my recommends, good work!

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  3 місяці тому

      Hope you liked it darlin!

    • @nekodeev
      @nekodeev 2 місяці тому

      @@XenaAlexander Of course! You have a lovely voice.

  • @k.g.7591
    @k.g.7591 Рік тому +8

    Just to participate in the RP, I went “there’s no time for your confusing jokes” during the chase and “ooooohhhhhhh!” During the part about revealing true feelings

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +2

      HAHAHA Honestly that is the dialogue I thought of as I was talking during those parts

    • @k.g.7591
      @k.g.7591 Рік тому +1

      @@XenaAlexander and “ah, this is another of your jokes where it is a metaphor for sex. I understand now!” At the end

  • @Wolffur
    @Wolffur Рік тому +2

    I wonder if the listener is a paladin's squire or a cleric's acolyte. Someone very pure and Inexperienced. It would make sense as to why her innuendos go over his head.
    Hoping that your friend is going to come out of the hospital right as rain. Great video.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +3

      See I see him as super noble and loyal too

    • @Wolffur
      @Wolffur Рік тому

      @@XenaAlexander Yes indeed, raised in the chivalric tradition. His head full of tales of valiant knights and chaste ladies. Very black and white morality, like that of medieval theology. She might be surprised if he asks her to marry him first, once he catches on to her innuendos.

  • @bossshun9
    @bossshun9 Рік тому +9

    Not many stories on Centaur romances or even adventures. This one is good. I hope there is a part two coming.
    Her: "I don't mind helping you lighten your load..😏😏"
    Me: "Really? Well, can you haul this stuff? My back needs a break." 😩😩
    Her: *Moves closer.* "Not that kind of load."
    Me: "Oooohhh...wait, what load?"

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +2

      Actually planning on another one for today. Unsure if I want to label it as a cannon pt 2 or a separate one.

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 Рік тому +2

      @@XenaAlexander I encourage you to do it. A centaur story of adventure and romance is rare on UA-cam. It wouldn't have to be lewd all the time, as you know. It can be about them hunting. Staying out of sight from the evil king's knights that are looking for him or causing trouble in the land. Please, continue the story. It will very good.

  • @PrMultivers
    @PrMultivers Рік тому +1

    Yes! A centaur girl roleplay!

  • @DanGamingFan2406
    @DanGamingFan2406 Рік тому +3

    I love centaur audios, and this one was so lewd and so wholesome at the same time. I love it! You really sounded like you were crying in the middle. Thank you for your performance. ❤

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +2

      I was haha. Been a rough week, was a nice release

  • @bracingstargaming
    @bracingstargaming Рік тому +3

    Beautiful ASMR!

  • @ripxdoc
    @ripxdoc Рік тому +2

    oh that barn is never gonna be the same again after our visit

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +2

      If the barn is a rocking, dont bother knocking!

  • @MoonPuppy76
    @MoonPuppy76 Рік тому +1

    OMG! Centaur girls..... *I'm getting weak in the knees❤! Good job Xena!

  • @Nick_308
    @Nick_308 Рік тому +1

    Glad your friend is doing better 🎉

  • @seanbeck7746
    @seanbeck7746 Рік тому +2

    First time on the channel, fuck it boys we here and we gon binge all these tonight

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому

      Aww I hope you liked them

    • @seanbeck7746
      @seanbeck7746 Рік тому

      @@XenaAlexander 12/10, really good VA work. Can’t wait to see you grow, glad I got here early

  • @JakeSm4sh
    @JakeSm4sh Рік тому +8

    I was waiting for the ride of my life. I'll saddle up for this. I'm not going to be a "neigh-sayer" about this.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +4

      OMG NEIGH sayer OMG I didnt evne think of that one!

    • @JakeSm4sh
      @JakeSm4sh Рік тому +2

      @@XenaAlexander I got these jokes from a friend of mine. Glad to be of service

  • @adrunkencrow2280
    @adrunkencrow2280 Рік тому +3

    I wonder if seeing a horse for a centaur is like seeing a monkey for a human.

  • @sharpnelshots
    @sharpnelshots Рік тому +1

    I would like to think the listener is just pretending to be dumb with the hints but they are just so unsure about it. Lovely audio and acting!

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +1

      I dont know haha, I have had sooo many encounters where that is exactly what happened.

  • @Idlemage
    @Idlemage Рік тому +2

    all these horse puns are the centaur of attention

  • @Gunnersmage
    @Gunnersmage Місяць тому +1

    Hah! Ride lol ahh Inuendo. you are a master of the craft. Another well molded tale. 😊

  • @allderin
    @allderin Рік тому +1

    huh a centaur well sa much as i like the innuendos i do wonder how THAT is going to work, also love the talk of background lore

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому

      I had to stop trying to think about logistics to get the audio done haha

  • @charlessimmons6914
    @charlessimmons6914 Рік тому +1

    Centaur girl stories are few and far between love this XD
    And babble away

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +1

      I need to make more because I love being a centaur!

  • @judie6727
    @judie6727 Рік тому +2

    The lewd puns were so corny but I loved them lol

  • @ProblematicHuman
    @ProblematicHuman Рік тому +1

    This one was a bit of a rollercoaster. You are amazing though. You have become my favorite person to listen to. Keep it up. Also I'm glad your friend is doing better.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +1

      Aww ty! Hope it wasnt too much for you haha

    • @ProblematicHuman
      @ProblematicHuman Рік тому

      @@XenaAlexander I would ride your rollercoaster everyday

  • @thomasbeck5737
    @thomasbeck5737 Рік тому +2

    Very nice I do appreciate the content especially the goblin ones I love those but this is good too

  • @someguy5003
    @someguy5003 Рік тому +2

    I've been wracking my brain this whole video on how it would work between a human male and centaur female logistically speaking. Unless she is tiny, I can't think of a way which isn't really awkward to fanangle around.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +2

      I had to stop trying to think about how it would happen ahha, maybe just a bit of... surface fun :P

  • @RichardHardslab
    @RichardHardslab Рік тому +1

    Fun little story, the innuendos were great

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому

      Aww ty Sir Richard! I flippin love innuendo like alot

  • @philiprobles6532
    @philiprobles6532 Рік тому +1

    This is a very good story, I liked it, you did a great job on this one,you are a good story teller

  • @eatingpancakesrightnow2786
    @eatingpancakesrightnow2786 Рік тому +1

    Loved this!

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому

      Thank you! Also I love pancakes too (moreso waffles but pancakes are great)!

  • @K3v_Hope
    @K3v_Hope Рік тому +3

    Just found you, just fell in love with you, just subbed to you…
    Love at first listen. Keep up the great work!!
    Luv ya ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💙💚💛🧡❤️

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому

      Thank you soo much and OMG I love the rainbow hearts!

  • @my_dad_came_back_with_milk
    @my_dad_came_back_with_milk Рік тому +3

    This is definitely gonna be the ride of my life😏

  • @BuriedFlame
    @BuriedFlame Рік тому +1

    _"The peasants are revolting!"_
    _"They certainly are."_

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому

      OMG I love your humor and how you catch onto mine :P

    • @BuriedFlame
      @BuriedFlame Рік тому

      @@XenaAlexander It's a quote from the "Wizard of Id" comic strip :)

  • @rickplayzyt6277
    @rickplayzyt6277 Рік тому +2

    Centaur girl eh? Well, can't look a gift horse in the mouth, hehe. Love the innuendos

  • @yetiman8442
    @yetiman8442 Рік тому +1

    Another great work.

  • @blakerman2943
    @blakerman2943 3 місяці тому

    Something tells me that she “really likes me”. Btw nice audio❤️

  • @koolklik2129
    @koolklik2129 Рік тому +2

    Hitting it from the back must be different 😏

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +1

      I tried not to focus on logistics too much ahaha

  • @Jesper987654321
    @Jesper987654321 Рік тому +1

    Would love to hear moar centaur stories.

  • @starkilr101
    @starkilr101 Рік тому +1

    The jokes immediately gained a like from me 😂

    • @starkilr101
      @starkilr101 Рік тому

      Damned good acting. Brava

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +1

      Aww ty! I tend to go super punny

    • @starkilr101
      @starkilr101 Рік тому

      @@XenaAlexander as a punny person, you’re doing great. And I like the worldbuilding here. I’d watch if this was a series

  • @jaysonm4003
    @jaysonm4003 Рік тому +1

    A centaur??? In love with me??? Oh heavens! My dreams come true!

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому

      You do have to bring your own saddle

    • @jaysonm4003
      @jaysonm4003 Рік тому

      @@XenaAlexander oh I think I can manage that!

  • @shanardsmith5624
    @shanardsmith5624 Рік тому +2

    The centaur wanted the listener to ride on her back... there are three reasons why I'd immediately ride her. 1: she knew what she was doing. 2: she really did love me. And 3: there was no way out it anyway.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +1

      200% agree with you, best way out of the situation

  • @hideousfive3978
    @hideousfive3978 Рік тому +2

    Love the dirty jokes lol

  • @LeAussiemanKingston
    @LeAussiemanKingston Місяць тому +1

    What in the french revolution is goin on?

  • @nakkiahaddix7505
    @nakkiahaddix7505 Рік тому +1

    Love this audio!❤ I think I have a thing for centaurs

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +1

      I do too! So few stories about them!

    • @shanardsmith5624
      @shanardsmith5624 Рік тому +1

      I did have a dream where I went on a date with a centaur.

  • @ryder-gi6dz
    @ryder-gi6dz Рік тому +1

    Don't know why but I click on the video and the first thing that pops into my head is"wouldn't it be funny if someone made a centaur goddess video" imma be very honest I think the most random things also great work.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +1

      OMG I should do a series about a Centaur goddess video

    • @ryder-gi6dz
      @ryder-gi6dz Рік тому

      @@XenaAlexander now that would be a journey to remember

  • @dacrusha83
    @dacrusha83 Рік тому +1

    this was cute

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +1

      Thank you!!! I love Centaur girl audios, we so need more!

    • @dacrusha83
      @dacrusha83 Рік тому

      @@XenaAlexander we definitely need more!

  • @vincecantu2828
    @vincecantu2828 Рік тому +1

    Awesome innuendo

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +1

      Aww thank you, I like keeping things dancing on that line

  • @findcheaters1074
    @findcheaters1074 Рік тому +1

    Keeping horses is pretty fun riding on there back is even more fun my back disagrees with me at times after a few hours on a trail. Those jokes hahaha

  • @jays6575
    @jays6575 Рік тому +1

    Another amazing addition well done, also i couldn't find you on patreon do you have a specific link. i guess it really doesn't matter seeing as i don't really got any cash to support you as much as i want to with creators i like , my last job didn't work out and and i have not been able to get one since, it's been difficult so sorry about that keep it up your doing amazing.
    On another note, Centaurs do be one of my top favorite Mythical creatures. like ive stated before my favorite is Dragons tied with Were creatures(Werewolves,Werehyenas,Werebears,etc) , Vampires then Centaurs.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому

      Dragons are amazing omg and I never heard of Werehyenas omG!

    • @jays6575
      @jays6575 Рік тому

      @@XenaAlexander They are typically in African folklore maybe you could do a Werehyena listener one just a suggestion.

  • @MonkeyManJams165
    @MonkeyManJams165 Рік тому +1

    This was pretty good, thanks. A bit too much on the spicy side, but you have a good voice.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому

      I tend to do tons of spicy content hahaha. Glad you liked it

  • @dawg065
    @dawg065 Рік тому +1

    Centaurs + asmr +

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому

      One of my favorite mythological creatures!

  • @MrLittleGodzilla
    @MrLittleGodzilla Рік тому +1

    Adorkable centaur girl.

  • @joshuawebb2269
    @joshuawebb2269 Рік тому +1

    This is 👌

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому

      Gotta love someone who wants just what is best for you

  • @theodoreschott3293
    @theodoreschott3293 Рік тому +1

    Oh this centaur girl is so fun and who doesn't love innuendo and and girl with booty! ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @ripxdoc
    @ripxdoc Рік тому +1

    not being with her forever woud be Cen-torture :')
    idk if only you see the little badges or not? they're nice, but i don't comment just for those anyway
    still wishing your friend the absolute best from here!

  • @masteroftheassassins
    @masteroftheassassins 7 днів тому

    I love this. Is there a NSFW version of this on your Patreon?

  • @DrGreen-oo3ei
    @DrGreen-oo3ei Рік тому +4

    Any chance we can get A link to your patrion

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +2

      I KNOW I keep promising it, and I swear this week. My friend going into the hospital slowed a few things down. I did submit it for review though =D

    • @DrGreen-oo3ei
      @DrGreen-oo3ei Рік тому

      @@XenaAlexander No problem You can take a time

  • @thomasbeck5737
    @thomasbeck5737 Рік тому +2

    I hope your friends doing all right I hope they get out soon

  • @kaiuchiha9821
    @kaiuchiha9821 Рік тому +1

    More please

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke Рік тому +1

    Since I took the royal jewels with us, all we have to do is find another civilized area and we will have plenty of money. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve. BTW: I have watched, liked, and commented to all you video to date except the live stream and I'll do that one later.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +1

      Midnight you are been beyond supportive. Adore you

    • @MidnightSmoke
      @MidnightSmoke Рік тому

      @@XenaAlexander I am pretty selfish, I enjoy your stories so I like and comment so you won't get discourage and quit doing it. You have a talent, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

  • @koolklik2129
    @koolklik2129 Рік тому +1

    A muzzle saddle and rope with time and we going to have fun😶😏

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому

      Took a trip to Home Depot:)?

    • @koolklik2129
      @koolklik2129 Рік тому

      @@XenaAlexander yeah want anything else for our night😉

  • @suiyru_san8692
    @suiyru_san8692 Рік тому +1

    1 minute in and where talking about loads 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i dunno how is this one gonna end

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому

      hahha, with a bumpy ride

    • @suiyru_san8692
      @suiyru_san8692 Рік тому

      @@XenaAlexander i like the jokes they are good actually. Even your work keep it up👍

  • @rellim6444
    @rellim6444 Рік тому

    what is the Patreon?

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +1

      It is coming out tomorrow and I will be sure to message you back. Thank you for even wanting to ask aww!

  • @m1xxx3r
    @m1xxx3r Рік тому +1

    wonderful audio as always from our lovely Warrior Princess 😏
    btw gratz on 3.33k 🤗❤

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому +1

      Thank you soo much! It is going by so fast!!!

  • @danijellino1921
    @danijellino1921 Рік тому +2

    But the most urgent question remains unanswered.
    How would she wear Pants?

  • @tiredmrp
    @tiredmrp Рік тому +1

    *turns on Pony by Ginuwine*
    *human listener gets too deep into the beat and ignores the lyrics*
    .....
    Well, i tried.

  • @chrismayer3919
    @chrismayer3919 Рік тому +1

    With my being a Centaur as well, I wonder if she was into me?

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому

      I think the listener is human here for this story really

    • @chrismayer3919
      @chrismayer3919 Рік тому

      @@XenaAlexander we Centaurs are more numerous than you might guess… after all, just because no one can see the air doesn’t necessarily mean it’s not there. 👍

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  Рік тому

      OH no was just talking about this story that I wrote and read. The listener for this one should be human, which is why she rescued him by throwing him on her back.
      @@chrismayer3919

    • @chrismayer3919
      @chrismayer3919 Рік тому

      @@XenaAlexander oh, OK then… 😎

  • @connarcomstock161
    @connarcomstock161 10 місяців тому +1

    The uhm...
    Mechanics...
    of this are kinda disturbing.
    Still would though.

    • @XenaAlexander
      @XenaAlexander  8 місяців тому

      I try not to think too technically on it haha and just imagine the lights went out and they woke up haha

  • @Dragoon-ob3mg
    @Dragoon-ob3mg Рік тому +2

    So I have to ride bare back then ?