ASMR RP Hey Nerd Boy: Your Mine [F4M] [Flirty] [Hitting on You]
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- Опубліковано 12 лис 2024
- #asmr #flirty #f4masmr
You are sitting at a bar people watching while reading manga when a knock-out gorgeous woman sits down next to you. She won't shut up but she is very sweet and seems to have similar interests in you. It would seem she is joking a lot but you don't understand her humor... that is, until she drops the jokes and spells it out for you... she really likes you and wants to go back to her place tonight with you!
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She is certainly direct, not sure anyone could survive such an approach
She is a love assassin
@@XenaAlexander honestly for me to get it she would probably have to be that direct
@@XenaAlexanderUsually assassins are sneaky lol
Enter spoiledmilk3507 💪
I love the direct approach; it wouldn't work on me because I don't find her attractive....
I’m an introvert so I got kind anxious because of how direct she was…..
Perfect
True story, I approached a guy like this and was a great relationship!
@@XenaAlexander which FBI agent did you use to get my personality details for this listener insert?
Her: 'If you can't tell, I am absolutely hitting on you.'
Me: *blinks owlishly* 'Huh?'
That is exactly what happened in real life too haha
That is not merely direct. That is straight up Kool-Aid Man smashing through the wall.
When I hit on anyone, I scream OOOOOOHH YEAH!
I don't think I've ever felt more _connected to_ and simultaneously _infuriated by_ a listener insert before LMAO
Very well done
Aww ty! True story btw. We didnt work out because his family didnt approve but I wish that cutie so well.
@@XenaAlexander Awww, that just made this 100X better knowing it's based on a true story.
@XenaAlexander aww:( if you don't mind me asking, why didn't they approve if you know & don't mind saying? Were they just haters lol
Love how listener is so insecure/awkward that she has to get more and more direct with her flirting.
That is how I am when I am flirting haha, more and more aggressive till begging hahaha
@@XenaAlexander Did people not believe you were flirting with them lol
@@XenaAlexander glad you treated the listener as a "nerd boy", since with me being one it made it more relatable
i love how logical the listener is
Pragmatism is a wonderful trait!
"no girl has ever told you that?"
you didn't have to call me out like that
Aww Im sworries, would a swift kiss be enough to ask for forgiveness?
@i'm not scared i feel the same way about that line
I like how she went from direct to DIRECT!
It is the best way to ask a guy out for sure, I promise :P
Vagabond.
Berserk.
And Vinland Saga.
These manga are the HOLY TRINITY.
These 3 for A LONG time have been considered to be some of the GREATEST manga ever.
Finland saga and Vagabond have a great sense of philosophy and will open your mind to concepts and ideas.
This is totally me I’m a small town nerd and I always just assume people are just being polite 😂.
I mean they maybe but always test the waters love! :P
Returned because she asked what we first watched of hers, still hits all the right spots.
Aww soo glad oyu like this one. It is still one of my favorites
This is exactly the self esteem boost I needed. Thank you for giving me hope. Also, I think your voice actually sound cuter wit a little rasp in it. ❤
There is always hope that a wild Xena will annoy you till you date her!
@@XenaAlexander I can't wait to find one, then.
@@DanGamingFan2406 please bring one for me too if you find them
I can't believe how much she had to spell it out for him. This may not have been Rise of Renzor, but it was definately a rise. Cool audio Xena! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
Aww ty! I love this one too! It used to be the highest viewed video and that made me smile!
@@XenaAlexander Excellent!😊
Absolutely lovely audio. And for the record I love the raspy voice.
Aww ty! Always been on the raspier side but its getting soo bad now haha!
This was absolutely adorable and definitely a video I will be listening to on repeat.
Reminds me of a lil someone :P (or big someone)
Past!Me finds this supremely relatable. One time, I was talking with my friends, and a girl who (in hindsight) had probably been dropping hints for weeks, straight up *grabbed my hand* and held it. Nobody could miss that big of a hint, right?!
Yeah, no. I took all of a second to acknowledge that someone had taken custody of my limb and went on with the conversation.
So this is 100% true story and omg yeah the best guys out there tend to be the ones who are so sweet and innocent that you have to be on the nose with them
Dude this is like hitting home runs while practicing for a kindergarten game
This maybe the best compliment I have ever seen!
Man I relate to this oblivious MC so much. Except the being cute part, but it's nice to fantasize.
As someone who literally isnt attracted to any set of looks overall, I promise you, you are cute. PROMISE
@Messed Up Stories Stop 🥺🥺🥺. That's too damn sweet, thank you. It's not so easy to feel that way though. But you are so kind!
@@XenaAlexanderwouldn’t that just mean that nobody is cute?
_"Still waters run deep"_
Whoever though that up clearly did not consider puddles
OMG I burst out laughing reading that. I adore you
I think younger guys will find this really nice.
A direct woman like this here in Brazil, state of Ceará in the city of Fortaleza is kind of common, that is why my late father always said. "If she doesn't go after you, why even bother." the Caveat is that they expect alot from the guy and are bossy, not really submissive at all. A little fun fact about my city.
Thank you for the different culture perspective
As a nerd that's terrible at taking hints, this hits too close to home 😭. A while ago someone interested in my dense ass dropped innuendo after innuendo before she very bluntly told me my mustache looked like a good seat.
Yo I love that *not joke sorry for the original comment, I meant phrase*
“I’ve never wanted someone to absolutely ravish me the way that you do.”
Me: *Nervously nods*
Me, the next second: *Gasps* OH MY GOD, THERE IS A DARK RINGED PLANET IN THIS GAME?!? I AM- Such a nerdy boy. I need to get my priorities straight, man-
Dude me too. Had someone hitting on me (didnt realize it) was stuck looking at the enamel pins on his backpack...
@@XenaAlexander Enemal pins are extremely cool, though.
I’m now yours 🥰 love your audios they always put a smile on my face.
I hope you never go away, your comments and well just YOU put a smile on my face daily darlin!
This is how direct you need to be.
I am that direct IRL. Gets the best results =D XD
"give me the D&D" i couldn't stop laughing
So glad you did! I nerded out soo much when making this lol
Nerd boy?... Woah... Wait? Ahem... We've skipped a step or two... Say wha??? I can honestly say a Girl coming on like that out of left field would have me realing a bit! I'm used to chasing... Even a sturdy ego might trip over her!
aww nate! HAHAHA I actually did this exact thing for a guy I kept seeing at one of my favorite sports bars. Lordy he was a cutie haha
how did he react
@@XenaAlexander how the heck do you know every last bit of my personality to the smallest detail? Everything you mentioned about the listener is literally me. Not only that, but if you were actually to hit on me you would probably have to gradually get more direct like u did in the vid bc I'm tough at noticing hints
This would 100% still go over my head because I am in fact an idiot
No not an idiot just not used to innuendo
straight to the point, love it, and also love you!
I love being direct ;)
@@XenaAlexander and in this context i require it
Wait.. WAIT AM I NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAYS ROMAN COKE?
Edit: ma'am ma'am ma'am. I'm already a pile of blush red mush after 4 minutes of you talking I can't take any more. Easily have became one of my favorite audio drama creators love the video
Be still my heart. That means a ton.
Ah yes, roman cocaine
Oh boy this hit too close to home🤣
Dense anime protagonists are based on real people 😅
Here is a comment and a like for sending me down the memory lane!
100% we say it doesnt make sense in anime but they are really people
XENA ILY. have a nice weekend, appreciate you working so hard for us 🫶
Adore you RIP!
It is hard to meet a woman that is into some things that most men like. This audio is good. And remember, it is: *"I pity the fool."* 😂😂
Her: "Wait, you like manga comics too? Which is your favorite?"
Me: "Attack on Titan, Wicked City.."
Her: 😊😊 "You have to show me more."
Me: "You don't want this. It is unlimited power.." 😏😏
UNLIMITED POWER!!! OOOO you sound hella fun then!
@@XenaAlexander yes, but not as fun as you do.
AAAAAAAA >//////<
i wish someone wanted me as much as she wanted listener
honestly id be oblivious to to her flirtin as well
another great roleplay
I know you will find someone who does darlin!
@@XenaAlexander 😊
At the end part I was like let’s just watch a movie or something because your coming on really strong 5/5
I would see that as a W just saying :P
😂 Oh this is SO me in a nutshell! My now current partner was sitting on the arm of a chair I was in at a local club. Nearly sitting in my lap didn't make it clear. She had to be the one to ask me out on a date. 😅😂
See some say this could never happen in the comments but IT DOES HAPPEN!
@@XenaAlexander 🤣 I am living proof of it. Took a month of texting regularly during the day and her asking me out for coffee before I even started thinking she might like me.
I remember reading an old issue of superman once where he actually thought to himself that trying to catch Lois while she was falling at terminal velocity would kill her.
He just dove down and matched her speed before grabbing her then slowed down gradually.
Did you just physics me? That is HAWT no cap
@@XenaAlexander Well as much as physics CAN apply to a comic about a guy who flies picks up entire buildings without breaking them. =p
Heya, Cupcake. Told ya I'd subscribe. And I started with the perfect video! *smiles in nerd*
Aww ty darlin
3:56
Tbh same dude
I wouldn't have picked up on any of these hints irl either 🥲
Funnily enough, as much innuendo as I do, I too CANT flippin pick up on it
I feel like we've had a conversation before because good lord, this level of obliviousness is me x-x
Aww Jack! True story from when I went after a guy, honestly done it several times haha. My preferred way to pick up dudes
@@XenaAlexander bless you for picking them up. It always feels nice to be appreciated 😌
I doubt you actuslly reply or see these and read these at all. But this made me INCREDIBLY flustered. To the point i had to pause the audio several times. Slthough i was not in the fandoms that was listed in rhe video, i was able to relate or self insert Phoenix Wright, Minecraft, Chess, etc. Even now i have to pause or stop it... 😥
I try to answer every one, though this week has been hectic. SO glad that you enjoyed it!
@@XenaAlexander 🥺 sorry for adding more chaos to your life, I didn't mean to... :(
@@daffydj YOU didnt haha my life just did
I am sitting somewhere reading a manga? Yup that's definitely me
YES See I like loud places when zoning out and reading!
"I pity the fool "🤣🤣 immediately reminds me of Mr T
I love Mr T
Is this part 1 to the video that was released yesterday. If so then I should've seen it coming. Great series, really and truly
It is! Yesterdays release was commissioned to be this part 2 and I Thought it worked well!
@@XenaAlexander It really did and tbh I needed that kiss, so thx Xena
Love the audio, such a fun rp
Aww ty! It is actually a trueish story about me pouncing on a nerd boy haha
@@XenaAlexander *my turn*
I like the raspy voice, very sexy. And you know I like the flirty videos. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
I am hoping it heals a bit but I am glad it isn't off putting!
Woah! Not a Trekkie? I think Colonel Green is calling for some negotiations with this guy.
Honestly wasn't that a red flag?
@@XenaAlexander LOL Absolutely! You have a fantastic voice and it was a great ASMR, definitely had me blushing
God damn shit went from 0 to 100 real quick did not think we'd cross these lines?... Hell yeah
When I want something, I go for it!
@@XenaAlexander and personally i agree, but id be a "victim" to a lustful woman and i dont got a problem with that like shit girl whatever floats your boat, like shes the captain im the boat type deal ya get me?
Well this was pretty lewd but a awesome video non the lest and your jokes are funny and you do have an adorable laugh it's silly well keep up the great work 🌟
Glad you enjoyed! Your too kind darlin!
This is a good story I like it, you did a good job on this one, it's very funny
Glad you think so!
Part 2 (femdom) (wakeing up) (head pets)
I do like a nice dommy moment!
@@XenaAlexander same here soooo do you think that can be a part 2
"Uh, nono, not my taxes.."😅😂
Taxes are the actual devil haha
Sounds like a gamble.Which kidney am I losing? Or are we taking it all?
I play for keeps, want all of ya ;)
Damn- she's capitalizing on how easy to read we are!...
I like it tho so it's working
In my defense, this is actually a true story and almost verbatim how it went down when I had had it seeing this cutie come into that place.
@@XenaAlexander wait it really a real situation?
Huh wow
Yup
Woman: It’s over boy I have the high ground.
Guy: You underestimate my power.
Woman: Don’t try it!
Hell yes! I would NEVER allow a man like that to take me from my love!
3k!!!! Congrats ❤
Thank you!
Can't believe I missed an audio of yours Mess! Very cute interaction here, little embarrassed because I know you'd have to be at least that direct for me to catch onto the fact that you were flirting with me lol. Seriously, your audios are the absolute best.
You will always be my favorite
@@XenaAlexander sounds like something someone says right before they go psyche no you're not mutha fucka lmao
Pfft, nope I know a sweet ol bear when I seez one *quality*
With the amount of innuendos she just dropped there should be a hole in the floor
That mental image is great haha!
Omg this sounds so different than now🤯
pardon?
@@XenaAlexander sorry about that that was when I got new headphones 2 months back because my old ones died on me :/
I need more of this
Part two came out a few days ago =D
@@XenaAlexander YESSER
@@XenaAlexander going to be sleeping like a 29 ton bolder tonight!
I like Classic Rock.
Have just been listening to "A Horse with no Name" by America for a while.
Classic Rock is soo good!
OMG I feel like I've had this exact conversation before.. >.<
Still can't figure out what that insane girl was talking about. I think she was pranking me. Someone must have paid her to talk to me.
She said she wanted the D&D, but by the time I got my character sheets ready, she was already gone.
Maybe possible, this story is from my personal life though and I for sure wasn't pranking him. He was soo sweet
@@XenaAlexander LOL yeah well after a lifetime of being ignored and/or abused by everyone (especially women) you basically can't believe anyone is being genuine with you ever again.
I still feel that way most of the time.
Since she likes anime, I say to her, "i'm a fan of yu-gi-oh"
HAHA! NGL, also a fan
The misspelling in the title is a trap for the nerds in the audience
Busted
Commenting for the algorithm! Hope you'll have a nice day/night! 😊👍
Some, seriously thank you for all the support you give!
Yep, that's me. Anything less than upfront bluntness won't cut through my denseness...
Honestly, my favorite types of guys are like that!
oh i didnt know! shabbat shalom and a late happy passover!
Good Shabbos and thank you!
It be funny if there a part 2 and she get protective
Part two did come out today and it seems you are on the right track part 3 may see her getting more insane.
@@XenaAlexander a part 2 well dont mind me. Ill be on the way
Her: Talking about mainstream animes. *I sleep*
Also her: Mentions Doctor Who: *REAL SHIT*
Didnt want to go too ham into stuff I like in case someone didnt catch that it was anime :P But OMG I Love DR WHOOO!!!!
@@XenaAlexander literally I was looking at somewhere else then I heard DW and immediately turn around fr
Call me a basic bitch because the Dr Who is what lost me lol. I honestly cannot see why it's so fervently loved.
@@FauxFoxPaw idk it's pure basic science fiction tbh
Loved this, amazing work
Quick question, can you provide me the link to your Patreon please?
Sorry just seeing this comment. Love you best! And it is finally up!
Now I wanna watch Doctor Who again
DOOO EEETTTT
we must stay focused brothers, we MUST stay focused
Give in GIVE IN!
I must be too average cause she was answering my inner monologue perfectly way too often. It got creepy. It was even more concerning when I went back in the video and realised the innuendo which I somehow overlooked and had to wonder if anything like this has happened to me and I just didn't realise. Probably not but a man can dream.
Not average at all. As someone who did this exact thing (like play by play) to a guy, I promise you he was ABOVE average in all things (especially intellect)
@Messed Up Stories . Why thank you Madame
@@someguy5003 you and I must have the same FBI agent for the dialogue to pierce both of our minds like that, as the longer I listened the more I was convinced she hired one
Her: "Give me the D N D"
Me: dungeons and dragons?
I love the obliviousness :P
@@XenaAlexander I honestly thought Dungeons and Dragons before you specified LOL
I wish all ladies were this straight forward.
I am but sadly it usually makes guys utterly ignore me haha #singleforever
@@XenaAlexander Guys like me wouldn't. I would hold a conversation while simultaneously look at you like your crazy.
Tom Baker still reigns supreme for me, though David Tenant did do a damn good job as the Doctor
nooo David Tennet is the gooat haha
@@XenaAlexander nuh uh‼️‼️‼️
oml i love your voice :)
Aww thank you Spot, trying to learn to accept some like it haha
Bro she is the queen of dirty jokes😂
It means a lot that you appreciate her sense of humor!
Aw hell naw i am not taking the doctor who slander, MATT SMITH IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE BEST DOCTOR NO CAP
I only didnt like Matt because he was soo different to David and followed David. Looking back now I love his stuff
@@XenaAlexander I grew up with Matt as my first doctor and honestly his tardis was probably the best tardis in the whole franchise no cap
First of all, I thought you said a room and a coke! Love the voice, very Black Velvet, Alannah Myles. And if I need to say it, I would absolutely love to play D&D with you and do your taxes!
HAHAHA Room and a coke is almost too forward for even me!
I just tell her i need be alone. You won't believe how enjoy you are if you can be alone anytime, anyway. It weird if someone suddenly approach me for no reason.
Ive been told that before, for sure consent is needed to have a conversation but I dont think random people talking to you would be for no reason. Could be they are attracted to you :) Leads to all sorts of fun new experiences
@@XenaAlexander thank you for your advice..i will try more be friendly ❤️
Matt Smith is one of the greatest doctors. Fight me😅
Truth, I only didn't like him because I didn't want to lose David. Rewatching, love him!
I'm a nerd but I just hope that just one single beautiful girl can flirt with me I hope
Oh Zac I promise forward girls exist and they would absolutely adore you! Just gotta stay positive and go out there!
Why did it feel like she was talking to Sheldon from big bang theory the whole time
Was a guy I dated and honestly now that I think about it, crap I am so like Amy Farrah Fowler now!
lordie mercy
SHe is alot haha
I was named after Keanu reeves when my parents were watching the first matrix movie
Keanu is such a cool name and to be named after it? Awesome
@@XenaAlexander thank you I love the name as well
That alonsey was so fucking hot. I swear if any woman in this world whispers that into my ear I would literally melt
Aww thank you! I flippin love the Doctor, and I know your lady willing to do that is out there I KNOW IT!
If you like heavy metal, theres an anime that was heavy metal inspired, also a manga: BASTARD
Its stupid and funny but very heavy metal edgy.
The opening and ending songs are fucking perfection, at least to me.
Thank you for the recommend darlin!
@@XenaAlexander you're very welcome!
Remember lads, if a clearly out-of-your-league woman approaches you at a bar and claims an instant connection, be wary. Our hero is about to get jumped by 5 guys and robbed blind the moment he steps into her place.
That is good advice to be wary! I will say I was the girl in the story (true story) and well, it was me being honest!
11:12 my french heart got teared apart
Oh nooo!! Sorry my french is reallly rusty hahaha
And that kids is how I met your beautiful and amazing mother
I wish :( Actually just telling one of my real life stories, guy was far too good for me BUT has met the love of his life now. So happy for him!
Those anime girls might give pakunoda and Elsa some terrible headaches
Oh no have some advil
You have a 7 Days to Die Server??? REALLY? OMG what?
That's like my favorite game. O.O
Are you excited for Alpha 21 to come out, or are you totally disappointed with it?
I'm on the fence still but the fact that they aren't including bandits really cheeses me off still.
I reeeallly wish they had bandits but I can imagine it is hard to add that in. I hope they do soon!
@@XenaAlexander Yeah they didn't want to put substandard AI in the game and ruin their reputation. They would prefer not to put it in as long as it's still screwy.
Not sure exactly what the problem is, but they sure are taking several years to fix it.
Honestly this is how obvious a girls hints to me would have to be for me to understand
I feel like I beat guys into ground with my puns trying to tell them I likey em
I've been read like a fking book
Oh noo I hope that was a good thing?
@@XenaAlexander it is a very good thing indeed
I'm the kind of guy who has trouble making the 1st move, so the scenario laid out in th video is my jackpot
Stop hitting on me woman. What if I'm not interested. JK Love it Messed Up.
I mean ok *sniff sniff*
@@XenaAlexander You can stay as my pet how's that
Did somebody say nerd?!!! :D THAT'S US! She came HUNTING FOR A MAN! She has the whole sports package?! WHAT?!!
Nerds are the best!
well GOD damn... nice
She is a bit... single focused
Nerbs are like the bad guy… they don’t get the girl.
It definitely feels that way for me (only when it comes to guys)
I'm a nerdy lil Viking.
Honestly HAWT
@@XenaAlexander You're making me a little shy, replying to all my comments.