TISM - (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River (Collingwood Town Hall)

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  • Опубліковано 8 гру 2008
  • A live version of this song from Collingwood Town Hall.

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  • @MrBCRC
    @MrBCRC 4 місяці тому +43

    Lets face it... TISM would own the Eurovision song contest if we ever put them up as our entrant.

    • @stevenfehrenbach5343
      @stevenfehrenbach5343 3 місяці тому +2

      I never thought about them like that, but I agree 100%

    • @lindsayoehm1594
      @lindsayoehm1594 14 днів тому

      They would have wiped the floor in Eurovision.

  • @Tomisgreatful
    @Tomisgreatful 9 років тому +85

    Fucking love how that guitar cuts through the song like a knife through hot techno

    • @darrenangus2366
      @darrenangus2366 6 років тому +3

      Like butter drippin off a hot biscuit

    • @nickg9170
      @nickg9170 5 років тому +4

      Your description is perfect mate!

  • @LittleWeeWees
    @LittleWeeWees 6 років тому +44

    "Now I'm bored and there's no stopping;
    I need another celeb to fill a coffin;
    Where'll I get my next drug action?
    Odds on it'll be Michael Jackson".

  • @justinprestage3021
    @justinprestage3021 3 роки тому +81

    Saw them in Darwin in the early 90's at Darwin High school, some festival, also Regurgitator played. TISM did a mad conga through the crowd and I got knocked over by them. Proud to be an Aussie that day.

    • @cheekywun
      @cheekywun  2 роки тому +3

      I'm keen as to see them play again!!

    • @hannahbutters7608
      @hannahbutters7608 2 роки тому

      Did they play this song at the high school? 😳 🤣

    • @justinprestage3021
      @justinprestage3021 2 роки тому +1

      @@hannahbutters7608 they used the high school grounds for the festival, not during school hours. Yeah they did play this song though.

    • @hannahbutters7608
      @hannahbutters7608 2 роки тому

      @@justinprestage3021 ooooh i see 🙈🤣🤣

    • @stinkingyeti
      @stinkingyeti 2 роки тому

      @@cheekywun did you see that regurgitator is there as well?

  • @paullawicki1685
    @paullawicki1685 4 роки тому +80

    An Aussie punk band. Effing great. I am 69 And I love them

    • @brendanhere.6400
      @brendanhere.6400 4 роки тому +10

      They were not Punk, Paul, they were wild Colonial boys.

    • @d503achenar
      @d503achenar 4 роки тому +2

      Nice

    • @felixstone3.14
      @felixstone3.14 4 роки тому

      Niceu

    • @jasonmorris858
      @jasonmorris858 3 роки тому

      Punk Banned you're an idiot it's comedy & rock.

    • @mj.l
      @mj.l 3 роки тому +5

      @@jasonmorris858 it's punk as fuck

  • @pixelpusher3589
    @pixelpusher3589 7 років тому +31

    My English teacher is in it.............awesome!

  • @ronhitler-barassi2624
    @ronhitler-barassi2624 3 роки тому +40

    Not unique for TISM, controversy surrounded the release of this track. The main lyric I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix enraged a number of people, with Red Hot Chili Peppers Australian-born bassist Michael "Flea" Balzary (a close friend of Phoenix) reportedly left "wanting to kill" TISM.
    TISM addressed this controversy in 2004:
    "By the same token, Hitler-Barassi says, "I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix", the line that famously enraged Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea, "wasn't about River Phoenix at all. That song was about fame, and the people listed in it weren't even real celebrities."
    But did he get the opportunity to explain that to Flea?
    "I had him on the ground and I was just about to break his nose with my forehead and I said, 'You do know, Flea, that satire is a legitimate art form stretching back to ancient Greek drama?' And he said, 'Oh, that's OK then, Ron'. He's a good guy, Flea. He's a mate of ours," he adds unconvincingly.

    • @logical_volcel
      @logical_volcel 6 місяців тому +3

      "That song was about fame, and the people listed in it weren't even real celebrities."

  • @binnybones
    @binnybones 12 років тому +18

    my brother took his own life on monday and i find this song very bloody comforting. Let it R>I>P. baby brother,

  • @cloudburst
    @cloudburst 15 років тому +11

    Oh man, so glad this is on UA-cam again. This clip was down for a while.
    This Is Serious Mum

  • @thebushchechen
    @thebushchechen 3 роки тому +5

    The old needle dance I remember I was like 7 my mum yelling to stop dancing like tism infront of my teachers at school singing what are ya 😹😹 thanks mum.

  • @dresdyn100
    @dresdyn100 9 років тому +89

    Come back lads.. We miss you and you're more relevant than ever.

  • @BigSlippery
    @BigSlippery Рік тому +6

    I still don't understand how this only has 400k views

  • @cricktail3869
    @cricktail3869 10 років тому +13

    Damn. Forgot how fucking wild they were live. I will never have that much fun again.

  • @seanbailey5143
    @seanbailey5143 6 років тому +18

    I love the line about Michael Jackson... who would have known??? TISM did!!

  • @HEREISMULLEER
    @HEREISMULLEER 11 років тому +5

    I missed the live gigs,, Have the albums, it will never be the same, but i still have these cd's and still they still rock....

  • @dyllonfoley6831
    @dyllonfoley6831 2 роки тому +83

    I cannot believe they're back! Can't wait for Good Things in December!!! Today is a good day for Australian music.

  • @uncle_thulhu
    @uncle_thulhu Рік тому +4

    I'd forgotten how much of a fvcking banger this song is.

  • @4dbullshitpatroll6
    @4dbullshitpatroll6 7 років тому +78

    Uncanny the line about "next it will be Michael Jackson".

    • @cassandralovely6182
      @cassandralovely6182 7 років тому +6

      Axometer he already had it in his veins....:/

    • @zxvadcsfbh
      @zxvadcsfbh 5 років тому +2

      To be fair they were almost a decade off.

    • @joeharris9655
      @joeharris9655 5 років тому +1

      Yeah man said it for years classic

    • @angrypossumsx1259
      @angrypossumsx1259 4 роки тому +5

      It took him another 16 years but he got there in the end and amazingly still had a scrap of nose left.

    • @ThePaulv12
      @ThePaulv12 4 роки тому +2

      @@angrypossumsx1259
      I'm now off to watch Defecate On My Face:
      ua-cam.com/video/2qgsebueN-o/v-deo.html

  • @hallowedition
    @hallowedition 12 років тому +153

    i vaguely remember some american rapper being interviewed on australian radio, talking about the controversy surrounding some of his lyrics. the hosts then played him this song in full as an example of how we do things in oz. he sounded pretty shaky for the rest of the interview.

    • @JS-bp1wp
      @JS-bp1wp 4 роки тому +26

      We don't fuck about in Australia ... Ba ha ha ha

    • @MalcomJuliaMorgan
      @MalcomJuliaMorgan 3 роки тому +1

      Was it Eminem?

    • @AndrewFoard2
      @AndrewFoard2 3 роки тому +1

      Gold

    • @shayneoneill1506
      @shayneoneill1506 3 роки тому +21

      It was actually this song that got TISM blacklisted from Big Day Out one year after Anthony Kaleides from The Chilli Peppers heard it and told BDO that they either blacklist TISM or the Chillis would pull out of the tour. Apparently Kaleides was a frind of River Phoenix or something like that.
      That said, Fleas an Aussie, so he probably thought it was fucking hilarious, being somewhat more used to australian humor.

    • @alisonnicol6343
      @alisonnicol6343 3 роки тому +15

      I've always thought that TISM just wouldn't translate to an international audience lol! They're so bloody Aussie. Nothing is sacred, nothing off limits , but no insult intended, just speaking honestly 😆 Just putting it all out there. Predicted Jackos demise by a decade at least! 😳

  • @moistie
    @moistie 9 років тому +80

    I was at this gig, and about twenty others. TISM gigs were always huge fun. They regularly went into the crowd and had their masks and costumes torn off. After a few trips into the crowd they sometimes performed wearing nothing but a mask. You'd regularly see people leaving a gig wearing a mask they souvenired.
    Oh, and the camera you see Ron carrying into the crowd at 2:40 was taken off him and torn to pieces.

    • @accordingtohonda4308
      @accordingtohonda4308 5 років тому

      more info plz

    • @trenchcoatbandit
      @trenchcoatbandit 5 років тому +2

      that must have been lit as fuck my dudes

    • @alt7488
      @alt7488 3 роки тому +1

      they are teachers from memory.
      the masks are there so people don't recognize them

    • @Hajenko
      @Hajenko 2 роки тому +2

      Looks like more than 20 in that crowd. Saw them many times over the years but the standout was their last show at earthcore in 2004 I think it was. Wild stuff, maybe it was the acid but they really let fucking loose. Miss these ratbags.

    • @tristanchase2887
      @tristanchase2887 2 роки тому

      ​@@Hajenko I read the 20 thing the same way too 😂...then I read your comment ...🙌🏻
      It's the little things that make life worth it! 👊🏻
      And yeah it was 2004. There's a couple of minutes at the end of this video ua-cam.com/video/rWABslqDOC4/v-deo.html

  • @user-jw5kc6dv9r
    @user-jw5kc6dv9r 2 дні тому

    Best live band ever....

  • @lukesteltenpool8878
    @lukesteltenpool8878 4 роки тому +5

    TISM RULES! 2019 HERE, Y'ALL! *2023

  • @andrewwhitbread9362
    @andrewwhitbread9362 17 днів тому +1

    "We are held to Our Body in Our speech!"! ! !
    - St. HMAJW."

  • @therealisation
    @therealisation 14 років тому +6

    seeing TISM at the Collingwood Town Hall is like seeing the Beatles at the Cavern - but good

  • @shnunk1
    @shnunk1 12 років тому +10

    "Odds on it'll be Michael Jackson."
    Now, I know Murray was found guilty, but they hit the nail on the head.

  • @leesmartin
    @leesmartin 11 років тому +1

    Same here mate, Pissed i missed them. This has been my ringtone for couple of years now too. Love this song

  • @angemala
    @angemala 12 років тому +8

    Yay for Australian music!

  • @drgreedo
    @drgreedo 12 років тому +4

    I miss TISM!!

  • @FannyMcPie
    @FannyMcPie 14 років тому +2

    tism know their funny... back then this song actually helped me accept what happened to river, by laughing about it! musically, they nailed the rave style... they could do any genre you could throw at them! bring back tism now, we need them!

  • @soundofroz6835
    @soundofroz6835 7 років тому +32

    Never mix prescription drugs with alcohol, folks. RIP River and Heath.xx

  • @andrewwhitbread9362
    @andrewwhitbread9362 2 дні тому

    "Better to be Thought a fool than to Open Ones mouth and Remove all Doubt!"! !
    - St. HMAJW."

  • @AuntyEsther
    @AuntyEsther 12 років тому +2

    I only got here cos Anton Newcombe of BJM said he liked them. Thanks Anton!

  • @andrewwhitbread9362
    @andrewwhitbread9362 Місяць тому

    "Self standing Principles Never let You down."
    - St. Trip."

  • @jamescomans3301
    @jamescomans3301 4 роки тому +3

    The stage guy is the hardest working guy and they gave him heaps

  • @SkipperReu
    @SkipperReu 3 роки тому +3

    Tism was the only alternative band of the 90s to say This Is Serious Mum and really slam down the era right

  • @WilliamHELLHASEYIS
    @WilliamHELLHASEYIS 2 місяці тому

    Repeat repeat , since I first heard this lovely jingle

  • @OfficialAshArcher
    @OfficialAshArcher 3 роки тому +4

    Legend has it Flea is still triggered to this day

  • @stevolution898
    @stevolution898 2 роки тому

    Seen em 30+ times. Loved em.

  • @JesseRay89
    @JesseRay89 13 років тому +5

    @FrankCleocuz I believe the story/myth goes that he asked TISM to remove the song since River was a mate and so TISM agreed to do so if the Chilli Peppers beat them in a fist fight, it never went further.

  • @SinceSpacies
    @SinceSpacies 7 років тому +4

    Bloody classic!

  • @wolfeliy1235
    @wolfeliy1235 7 років тому +4

    Big day out fuck I'm old I'm 36 now I miss my youth

  • @sugarayofsunshine
    @sugarayofsunshine 8 років тому +5

    I heart TISM to the moon and back.

  • @9inchsradius
    @9inchsradius 13 років тому +1

    Awesome band, awesome song!

  • @leondyson3682
    @leondyson3682 8 років тому

    Such great talent !

  • @ThePaulv12
    @ThePaulv12 9 років тому +2

    The opening and closing lines are just fucking hilarious.

  • @jacarandatheatre
    @jacarandatheatre 9 років тому +2

    This was an excellent gig. There was a production of "Othello" going on the stage above. I was asked in a vox pop for my feedback. I talked about the Shakespeare.

  • @ellystripes
    @ellystripes 9 років тому +33

    0:13 pretty sure Lady Gaga has copied that outfit

  • @disturbedfocus
    @disturbedfocus 13 років тому +2

    BRING BACK TISM!

  • @thehouso
    @thehouso 11 років тому +10

    I'm too old to be jumping around on a stage anymore. glad you enjoyed the vid.

  • @rodneyfitzsimmons6460
    @rodneyfitzsimmons6460 10 років тому +1

    I love TISM

  • @vistotutti6037
    @vistotutti6037 2 роки тому +1

    Such a prophetic song, MJ was still alive in 1995

  • @colinhall2403
    @colinhall2403 8 років тому

    Classic I love this song full on its my ringtone too!!!

  • @Discovios
    @Discovios 7 років тому +28

    TISM FOR EUROVISION 2017 OR oceaniavision 2018.

  • @darrenspence2516
    @darrenspence2516 2 роки тому +1

    "where's my next drug action...odds on it will Michael Jackson".....how right they were

  • @nrp66
    @nrp66 15 років тому +1

    Flee from the red hot chilli peppers loves these guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @asubjectiveopinion
    @asubjectiveopinion 14 років тому

    That made me spit my tea.

  • @howlingatthehole
    @howlingatthehole 14 років тому

    Live twice bloody AWESome

  • @bloodybirdbrain
    @bloodybirdbrain 13 років тому

    man i wish i was born a few years earlier to have seen these guys in action.amazing band.

    • @nicktaylor5281
      @nicktaylor5281 5 місяців тому

      Come to Launceston, Tassie tomorrow!

  • @shorebreak69
    @shorebreak69 13 років тому

    sad I never saw them live, very sad., but they live on in my cd player,,FOREVER!!!!!! WooooHooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @musicisthesweetlife0
    @musicisthesweetlife0 14 років тому

    YESSSSSSSSSSS soooo gooood :0 love the dancing !!!

  • @klippies1011
    @klippies1011 13 років тому +1

    these guys r freaking nuts

  • @BigJasonStud
    @BigJasonStud 15 років тому

    love tism 4 life

  • @blairomatic
    @blairomatic 3 роки тому +1

    Come back, boys. All is forgiven.

  • @Fantwatstic
    @Fantwatstic 11 років тому +3

    I saw this fucking astounding band at my local back in the mid 90's, they were all dressed in tight white KKK outfits. At the left of the stage an artist took to sheets of corrugated steel with an angle grinder and hammers. TISM have a MASSIVE sound!.
    Oh!, Flea took TISM to task over their song "You'll Never Be An Old Man River", a song about the death of River Pheonix. Flea simply showed up that he is part of what the Sex Pistols once called the "Conservative Rock Establishment".

  • @hollycarter725
    @hollycarter725 8 років тому +12

    I'm so fucking old

    • @wolfeliy1235
      @wolfeliy1235 7 років тому +1

      Me too

    • @mattspinaze15
      @mattspinaze15 7 років тому +1

      me too - but we had the best music :)

    • @slashpot
      @slashpot 7 років тому

      Too bloody right! I just thought everyone had live music like we had in Melbourne in the 80's & 90's. They didn't. You could easily see 3 or 4 of the best pub bands ever on a good Saturday night. Then early this century we found out that this was an incredible time, unequalled anywhere! One Sat. Night we saw Uncanny Men, Painters & Dockers, and then Prince (yes, the purple one), playing an aprés gig at the place across the road from Luna Park. No hits, just 2 hours of the best improvising & guitar playing I've ever heard. We were so lucky!

  • @richardkocksworthy8423
    @richardkocksworthy8423 10 років тому +18

    Still waiting for a better group..................

    • @liebh001
      @liebh001 4 роки тому

      Can't find me a better one...

  • @grantscobie
    @grantscobie 10 років тому +2

    homebake/ everey time. miss it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @andrewwhitbread9362
    @andrewwhitbread9362 4 місяці тому +1

    "This Is Serious Mum: 'I'M ON THE DRUG'."

  • @josephwuebben9754
    @josephwuebben9754 Рік тому

    This is my jam

  • @andrewwhitbread9362
    @andrewwhitbread9362 2 місяці тому +1

    "You let out your agro you lose your PRIDE."
    - St.
    Tell
    Your
    Parents
    Everything."

  • @darrenspence2516
    @darrenspence2516 2 роки тому

    TISM rock!!!

  • @enothewonderdog
    @enothewonderdog Місяць тому

    I was at this gig.. it was peculiar.

  • @glenzigdan
    @glenzigdan 2 місяці тому

    This and winonas big brown beaver is my youth 😄 🤣

  • @vars666
    @vars666 13 років тому

    pure genius

  • @Discovios
    @Discovios 8 років тому +11

    Where is TISm so they can tell the kardashians how it is?

  • @noLopez-ik5is
    @noLopez-ik5is Рік тому +2

    I was introduced to this band thru a top weirdest bands video and usually weird can be synonymous with off putting or generally bad but me being very into punk and not knowing alot about Australian music I had to give it a go and bro this shit fucks 🤟

  • @youmustbethatninja
    @youmustbethatninja 10 років тому +5

    Their concerts must've been fucking wild.

    • @1Wilful
      @1Wilful 9 років тому +1

      they were. I was in the pt for this gig and many others, it was always an amazing night. Never was disappointed.

    • @Hajenko
      @Hajenko 2 роки тому

      I had Humphrey B Flogart or however he spells his name butt naked except for a ski mask leap onto my shoulders and request I catapault him on to stage. Good times.

    • @darrenelias49
      @darrenelias49 Рік тому

      At a Big Day Out, they dressed as giant, inflated condoms for the entire set and did a bluegrass version of 'Defecate On My Face' , which was the song that broke them out as a JJJ song of the year.

  • @sevengoals
    @sevengoals 7 років тому +1

    Super Crazy!

  • @BeastandBird
    @BeastandBird Рік тому

    Maybe it's the drugs speaking, but this is the best video/song ever.

  • @FilthyMuthaFuka
    @FilthyMuthaFuka 11 років тому +4

    Where will I get my next drug action?
    Odds on it'll be Michael Jackson
    14 years too early but they were still right

  • @vars666
    @vars666 15 років тому

    bring back this dancin . oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @Punisherroach
    @Punisherroach 8 років тому +9

    They were a bit rely but got it right with Michael Jackson

  • @jonnidark1986
    @jonnidark1986 2 роки тому

    lyrical geniuses

  • @Trowzers
    @Trowzers 12 років тому +3

    the line about Michael Jackson suddenly has a whole new meaning XD I still remember watching TISM at an O week gig at a university. I was seeing double for some reason, and everyone was wearing only balaclavas and socks on their cocks. I was confused about exactly how many semi-naked men were dancing on stage XD

  • @stevebluh
    @stevebluh 7 років тому +4

    We need TISM back. F* Eurovision though. Totally missed Bon Scott reference in 90's. I thought it was, 'The monks got drunk."

    • @tobytaylor2718
      @tobytaylor2718 2 роки тому

      I used to think it was "drink the slab, drink the slab, drink the slab the pope got drunk- thanks Scotty T for setting me straight???!!! Straight?? Twisted!!

  • @nickabeta
    @nickabeta 15 років тому +2

    First its spelt Flea, second the quote from Flea on the release of this song was something like "I could kill them"

  • @PaulMurrayCanberra
    @PaulMurrayCanberra 9 місяців тому

    TISM were a dance group.

  • @Ninja_Gaijin
    @Ninja_Gaijin 12 років тому +1

    They should come back with the mayan calander reset - surely that's what the predictions are all about, the 2013 album :)

  • @Drammm
    @Drammm 15 років тому +1

    These days? This song is from almost 2 decades ago.

  • @chrisstreitberger9541
    @chrisstreitberger9541 11 місяців тому +1

    This is serious Mum.

  • @FokkerTISM
    @FokkerTISM 8 років тому +2

    This is not live. This is just the studio version.

  • @blakepollock1888
    @blakepollock1888 10 років тому +4

    lol 1:17, security trying to pull him out of the crowd

  • @mariasmith2198
    @mariasmith2198 6 років тому

    Veru cool.

  • @MalcomJuliaMorgan
    @MalcomJuliaMorgan 3 роки тому

    hillary still got it in his veins

  • @shayneoneill1506
    @shayneoneill1506 Рік тому +2

    This was the song that made Flea freak the fuck out and get TISM thrown off the Big Day Out lol

  • @nmgnmg1167
    @nmgnmg1167 Рік тому

    Needed

  • @touyube8208
    @touyube8208 4 місяці тому

    I’m telling my kids this was the wiggles

  • @t4k3n4m3
    @t4k3n4m3 15 років тому

    TISM ARE THE BEST LULS

  • @cm2dude
    @cm2dude 15 років тому

    HOLY SHIT

  • @brendaleman
    @brendaleman 3 роки тому +2

    I saw his body thrashing round
    I saw his pulse rate going down
    I saw him in convulsive throes
    I said I'II have one of those