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  • @mustangNZx
    @mustangNZx Рік тому +842

    "Two race" is one of the funniest bits I've heard all year loooooool

    • @DRlSE
      @DRlSE 11 місяців тому +58

      Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

    • @jahigains9201
      @jahigains9201 11 місяців тому +13

      Half Billy Dee, Half Aaron Eckhart or Tommy Lee Jones

    • @tantrika.exotica
      @tantrika.exotica 10 місяців тому

      ☠️☠️☠️

    • @yeahnaaa292
      @yeahnaaa292 5 місяців тому +1

      Omg this is such a funny riff. Please, please, someoneake an animation.

    • @ElonDaOmnissiah
      @ElonDaOmnissiah 5 місяців тому

      The Halloween costume is worth the asskicking. Ima try it in New Orleans where u get stabbed for kias. Half dreads half Brad Pitt locks, half purple zoot suit half prosecutors suit n bow tie. And clearly half black face. One Jordan one new balance

  • @aggressivebuttonmasher5486
    @aggressivebuttonmasher5486 Рік тому +2165

    All these clever names and then just "gay alfred"

    • @perfectpatties1759
      @perfectpatties1759 Рік тому +48

      Galfred maybe?

    • @pandavelli8176
      @pandavelli8176 Рік тому +130

      Well he’s British, so his gayness is implied. Should’ve just called him Alfred the Brit.

    • @TheGoonSquadd
      @TheGoonSquadd Рік тому +12

      Ooofff I’ve never been so into a bit and laughing at 2race and instantly straight cringing within a millisecond. That was literally the first time that’s happened to me.

    • @SamOnDaWeb
      @SamOnDaWeb Рік тому +33

      “Clever”

    • @frydsaman6857
      @frydsaman6857 Рік тому +28

      @@TheGoonSquadd i found it funny

  • @robertmartin6800
    @robertmartin6800 Рік тому +1628

    "Poison HIV" out of _nowhere_ had to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

    • @ipredictacatastrophe4370
      @ipredictacatastrophe4370 Рік тому

      Isn't it "Positive HIV"? If not, then it should be

    • @dongiano
      @dongiano Рік тому +30

      Holy Christ that is amazing

    • @JC-oq5ex
      @JC-oq5ex Рік тому +26

      Definitely the best thing since cholo fugue state (tbh I dunno which came first also I'm gay)

    • @Ieatbabys123456
      @Ieatbabys123456 Рік тому +10

      @@JC-oq5ex I think this bit is from one of the first 40 episodes if I remember correctly. Cholo fugue is way later

    • @redacted5035
      @redacted5035 Рік тому +14

      "brain" got me good too

  • @Klawz_AU
    @Klawz_AU Рік тому +993

    Truly Adam's best episode.

    • @FinnegansCake
      @FinnegansCake 10 місяців тому +9

      hood classic

    • @aidancallaghan
      @aidancallaghan 9 місяців тому +34

      What about when he shit himself

    • @anneominous7172
      @anneominous7172 5 місяців тому +5

      @@aidancallaghan "Edam, I get it... You're very EXPRESSIVE..."

  • @mienski0
    @mienski0 Рік тому +1952

    Naming yourself after your favorite podcaster in online chess is the weirdest form of parasocial relationship I've seen in a while

    • @DanielFrankAbernathy
      @DanielFrankAbernathy Рік тому +345

      Just me and my best friend Nick Mullen playing chess :)

    • @Poliswag7
      @Poliswag7 Рік тому +92

      Yea that’s actually fucking crazy. People need to go outside Jesus lmaooo

    • @refoliation
      @refoliation Рік тому +110

      This channel is Nick though. He’s just posting his favorite bits.

    • @BentKneefan
      @BentKneefan Рік тому +36

      Atleast he's got a halfway decent rating.

    • @Itsbobbbby
      @Itsbobbbby Рік тому +45

      It’s actually him lol

  • @fantomex2709
    @fantomex2709 Рік тому +1128

    Nick knowing Mr Freezes whole backstory and name dropping clock king but apparently not knowing ventriloquist or calling him Dr Freeze means he's definitely hiding his power level

    • @micahclawrence
      @micahclawrence Рік тому +14

      😂

    • @alexanderthegreat1270
      @alexanderthegreat1270 Рік тому +293

      Same thing with how he coincidentally seems to have an encyclopaedic knowledge of Star Trek but still calls the show and the fans autistic

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 Рік тому

      ​@@alexanderthegreat1270 Nick wants to hide his pop culture knowledge because he lives with the fact that he's a real life Gex

    • @chris-P-huck
      @chris-P-huck Рік тому +94

      @@alexanderthegreat1270 He’s also done this with LOTR

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 Рік тому +139

      His extensive Sesame Street knowledge just to spew visceral hatred for Elmo’s dad

  • @Doug-89
    @Doug-89 Рік тому +269

    I love that Nick almost crashed his car after recording this episode just laughing to himself about CumEatssioner Gordan

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 4 місяці тому +1

      There needs to be a cum town lore coffee table book

  • @pocketsand1690
    @pocketsand1690 Рік тому +659

    Just wait till he finds out riddlers name is Edward Nigma

    • @FutaYuuta
      @FutaYuuta Рік тому +87

      You're fucking kidding me. That's amazing

    • @Dr.W1zard
      @Dr.W1zard Рік тому

      Nigma Balls haha gottem

    • @Karlglief
      @Karlglief Рік тому

      N-Word Ligma

    • @landheaux6547
      @landheaux6547 Рік тому +4

      Nigma balls

    • @Janzer_
      @Janzer_ Рік тому +19

      Edward Nigama
      ...
      he's japanese

  • @hannibalstrausskahn4033
    @hannibalstrausskahn4033 Рік тому +346

    I like how nicks bane occasionally transitions into sean Connery James bond.

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 Рік тому +14

      Dark Knight Rises Bane did the exact same thing. That was potentially the dumbest accent a movie character has ever had.

    • @bobsnow6242
      @bobsnow6242 Рік тому +23

      Yeah, Bane in the Dark Knight sounded like Sean Connery talking through a McDonald's drive-thru intercom at times.

  • @LouKessler
    @LouKessler Рік тому +749

    Nick actually laughing is like music to my gay ears

  • @CharManyrd
    @CharManyrd Рік тому +216

    Hearing Nick laugh at Poison HIV being just a gay guy in green is fucking hilarious

    • @helpIthinkmylegsaregone
      @helpIthinkmylegsaregone 10 місяців тому +6

      oh, "gay guy in green". I thought he said "gangrene", which also pleased me.

  • @jmgnpoop3378
    @jmgnpoop3378 Рік тому +154

    no one in my real life can ever know how hard I laughed at this

  • @benjaminstevens6043
    @benjaminstevens6043 Рік тому +268

    I get my married friends in trouble sharing this.

    • @ronaldcatullus
      @ronaldcatullus Рік тому

      Tell them to get divorced. They have narrow minded, homophobic wives

    • @cap2205
      @cap2205 Рік тому

      Be careful, you dont want to be the cause of a gay divorce

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Рік тому +67

      Married to dudes I hope

    • @andreaholcock8992
      @andreaholcock8992 Рік тому

      That’s really gay

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 Рік тому

      @@mrscruffles801truly the only real form of marriage

  • @tpmmpt
    @tpmmpt Рік тому +360

    The genuine laughs that Nick has in here are so pure

    • @rorydavidson2384
      @rorydavidson2384 Рік тому +22

      Gay

    • @mactallica9293
      @mactallica9293 Рік тому +18

      It's a shame the wrong guy left

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 Рік тому +23

      @@mactallica9293 no, stav is cringe and annoying.

    • @mactallica9293
      @mactallica9293 Рік тому

      @amp4105 yet nick started cumtown with him

    • @williamdavid9272
      @williamdavid9272 Рік тому +24

      @@amp4105how are you going to say that and act like Adam is better 😂😂😂

  • @nowhereman6019
    @nowhereman6019 Рік тому +216

    Nick's very serious but very confused and distressed Batman is the best.

    • @fro_e
      @fro_e 4 місяці тому

      Your comment is the best.

    • @Ausaini17
      @Ausaini17 2 місяці тому

      RACHEL!

  • @gathenhielm9977
    @gathenhielm9977 5 місяців тому +80

    1. Enter bank.
    2. Almost say n-word.
    3. Demand money.
    4. ???
    5. Profit.

  • @tonyattardo9350
    @tonyattardo9350 Рік тому +89

    6:47 the fact that the chess game says “white won” at this particular point in the conversation is otherworldly.

  • @78deathface
    @78deathface Рік тому +53

    Poison HIV is maybe the hardest I’ve laughed unexpectedly in a long time

  • @benjaminharper677
    @benjaminharper677 Рік тому +204

    This video. The Nick and stav riffing. The laughing. It makes me happy (the gay kind)

  • @yeomanbasket
    @yeomanbasket Рік тому +37

    I think about Cumeatsoner Gordon every time I see something Batman related and I have to come back to this.

  • @snake89595
    @snake89595 Рік тому +54

    Prob the happiest these 2 were together

  • @sagetmaster4
    @sagetmaster4 5 місяців тому +17

    "I think we got all the meat off THAT bone" the video is only 1/3rd finished

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
    @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405 Рік тому +59

    the plot of cumtown is “what if you made a podcast with your dumbest friend?”

    • @adamplentl5588
      @adamplentl5588 Місяць тому

      No it's "what if a Jewish guy was Chinese?"

  • @jaxonpallone4377
    @jaxonpallone4377 Рік тому +103

    cumeatsonor gordon is a certified hood classic

  • @josephdavid3318
    @josephdavid3318 Рік тому +26

    I don’t think this one will ever get old

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar Рік тому +57

    this clip should be in the library of congress

  • @freem8son86
    @freem8son86 Рік тому +27

    Poison HIV is one of the funniest thing they ever came up with

  • @Dwayne-h2v
    @Dwayne-h2v Рік тому +139

    This was genuinely some of the best improv comedy stav has ever done, which is sad

    • @refoliation
      @refoliation Рік тому +35

      Stav is funny and is a minor riffgod. I haven’t followed him after cumtown but don’t be mean to him plz

    • @Dwayne-h2v
      @Dwayne-h2v Рік тому +9

      have you heard some of the shit they say to him on the show? he'll be fine.

    • @brutallyhonest123
      @brutallyhonest123 8 місяців тому

      This show is one guy who's funny and two parasites

    • @Dwayne-h2v
      @Dwayne-h2v 8 місяців тому

      you don't know what you're talking about.

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 4 місяці тому

      @@brutallyhonest123yeah cum town would be hilarious if it was Nick alone in a room.
      This type of being retarded needs to stop. Get off nicks dick, other people can be good at comedy at the same time😂 Christ dude

  • @MrEmperorApples
    @MrEmperorApples Рік тому +35

    Thank you guys so much for that true belly laugh at the Alfred. I spasmd from laughing

  • @OValencia229
    @OValencia229 Рік тому +94

    Lots of great Woody Woodpecker chuckles from Stav in this segment

    • @TYBG85
      @TYBG85 Рік тому +8

      I'm a bit more partial of Adams Eccho the dolphin cackle myself.

    • @robertstraw9881
      @robertstraw9881 Рік тому +2

      *cackles in Greek*

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 4 місяці тому +1

      @@TYBG85his restricted larynx inhale sound makes me want to close his airways. Chriiiist why does he laugh like that? That’s his laugh. When he hears something funny, awful gasping inhale. God damn.
      My sisters would do that too, they’d laugh their ass off for like 5 seconds. Then they’d do a long sharp inhale, then laugh some more. It’s inane. My laugh is so beautiful and pure and good

  • @schophi
    @schophi Рік тому +18

    I almost choked laughing. This is one of the best bits ever.

  • @Toxodos
    @Toxodos Рік тому +41

    lol first guy really hung his queen like that

  • @matthiasthulman4058
    @matthiasthulman4058 Рік тому +36

    Kinda bummed nobody came up with ScareBlow. He jumps out and gives you surprise blowJs.

    • @mikey_gc8
      @mikey_gc8 Місяць тому +3

      Omfg what a missed opportunity, fuck!! 😂

  • @ebagthegr8
    @ebagthegr8 Рік тому +4

    Idk how I went so long without these guys.

  • @Will-ke7cj
    @Will-ke7cj Рік тому +253

    You see Batman, you gotta give respect to get respect.

    • @Elcore
      @Elcore Рік тому +32

      Does one half of Two Race own a steakhouse?

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis Рік тому +25

      @@Elcore One half owns and Andre's, and the other owns an Outback.

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 Рік тому +9

      @@Tunkkis I thought the other half owned the coffee shop Adam was banned from?

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 4 місяці тому +1

      Two face has that cash money duality mentality

  • @tamdam
    @tamdam Рік тому +35

    The last time I laughed so hard was over a decade ago while listening to O&A

  • @phillipcampbell843
    @phillipcampbell843 Рік тому +38

    I died when Nick said "Poison HIV"

  • @PH1LDO1
    @PH1LDO1 Рік тому +262

    I've been laughing at the Niggler for weeks. A strategic L XD

    • @punpun666
      @punpun666 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Clembo what?

    • @broussard41
      @broussard41 Рік тому

      @@punpun666 Percentage of the population committing 50% of the crimes.

    • @jackcrater9725
      @jackcrater9725 Рік тому +25

      I'm loud and obnoxious and like music that rhymes...

    • @hillsman9199
      @hillsman9199 Рік тому +8

      ​@@jackcrater9725Sometimes I like to commit cr-

    • @perfectpatties1759
      @perfectpatties1759 Рік тому +11

      ​@@Clembodespite being 13% of the gay population

  • @derekakaderek
    @derekakaderek Рік тому +34

    2 race is their peak, brilliant

    • @biohead66
      @biohead66 10 місяців тому +3

      shiiii

    • @yoboy6319
      @yoboy6319 9 місяців тому +1

      This could've been a three hour long bit to be fair

  • @pony653
    @pony653 Рік тому +21

    This the second time Nick got Celine Dion and Shenia Twain mixed up. Then and there the pod was doomed, and Stav dreamed to imagine himself his own podcast.

  • @ptptpt123
    @ptptpt123 Рік тому +19

    Two minutes into the clip and I have laughed more than I have in 2 months with TAFSP

  • @upfuze
    @upfuze 6 місяців тому +9

    BRAIN AND JELKER IS COMEDIC GOLD 😂😂😂

  • @XboxHumor
    @XboxHumor Рік тому +21

    "We need Adam" would never reverberate so shittily till now

  • @mattmmilli8287
    @mattmmilli8287 Місяць тому +2

    Why did stav always bring out the funniest Nick bits ever 😂😂😂 needs his laugh track back

  • @johnpogel8993
    @johnpogel8993 Рік тому +25

    That’s gotta be the funniest way to rob a bank.

  • @EMD_HOKIO
    @EMD_HOKIO Рік тому +33

    Nick makes autism look easy

  • @CoolAdam247
    @CoolAdam247 Рік тому +15

    5:56 Gay Adam's contribution to the whole conversation.

  • @divingstation95
    @divingstation95 Рік тому +8

    I miss the old days

  • @X8X8X6X4X
    @X8X8X6X4X Рік тому +31

    What episode was this? This is so fucking funny

  • @samuraichilton
    @samuraichilton Рік тому +90

    Nick and stav are 1000x more powerful than Nick and adam.

    • @Mrz-bq2yb
      @Mrz-bq2yb Рік тому +37

      Stav leaving reminded everyone that Adam is terrible

  • @JosefiinaAhlberg
    @JosefiinaAhlberg 3 місяці тому +1

    I will never forget where I was on 9/11, because that is also where I was when I heard Nick on the Cheek Clappers podcast for the first time

  • @dissatisfiedphilosophy
    @dissatisfiedphilosophy Рік тому +17

    S tier. Case closed.

  • @gojiralives3698
    @gojiralives3698 Рік тому +33

    Scat Woman so flawless

  • @LonghaulMilk
    @LonghaulMilk 13 днів тому +1

    This is the exact 14 year old, playing TF2 online humor I needed to get me into the new year

  • @mattbrooks162
    @mattbrooks162 11 місяців тому +3

    This is the only thing that keeps my depression at bay

  • @dongiano
    @dongiano Рік тому +58

    Stav will make a joke about anybody, regardless of religion, gender, or race.
    Except black people 😂😂

    • @Cinerary
      @Cinerary 2 місяці тому

      He knew what he was doing. He wanted to run with the woke circuit and move up. He didn’t want anything getting dug up on him. Making black jokes will basically get you banned from Hollywood lol

  • @bobthemadmonkey
    @bobthemadmonkey Рік тому +16

    Lovely

  • @liamdill0n
    @liamdill0n Рік тому +3

    This never fails to make me laugh my ass off

  • @AdrianM.Guthrie
    @AdrianM.Guthrie 3 місяці тому +1

    the first time I heard Mullen on the Cheek Clappers podcast, I thought I had died and gone to heaven

  • @ShaneFlett
    @ShaneFlett Рік тому +2

    When i was seven i would listen to this direlessly

  • @supermarx
    @supermarx Рік тому +24

    Pity they didn't get to clayface.

  • @Chris_231
    @Chris_231 Рік тому +8

    I absolutely lost brain cells from this

  • @JMac-o3r
    @JMac-o3r Рік тому +8

    Stav us a legend for throwing out commissioner gordon

  • @tunacan6166
    @tunacan6166 2 місяці тому +1

    Adam was great on this one!

  • @SenisPucker
    @SenisPucker Рік тому +4

    Couldn't concentrate on the podcast after 1:42. That knight move was insane.

  • @DRlSE
    @DRlSE 11 місяців тому +1

    Love hearing Nick laugh so much

  • @hidjet
    @hidjet 7 місяців тому +4

    Damn I wish that lasted an hour

  • @onetumeni2007
    @onetumeni2007 8 місяців тому +3

    Rare to near nick actually laugh haha

  • @Lelouch21000
    @Lelouch21000 3 місяці тому +5

    The Stroker.

  • @NickolaiPetrovitch
    @NickolaiPetrovitch Рік тому +2

    God how did they stand Stavos’ laugh for years ,15 minutes and it makes my head hurt

  • @Gigaboos4Trump
    @Gigaboos4Trump Рік тому +17

    Danny devito as the Nguin

  • @KR-ki9hw
    @KR-ki9hw Рік тому +4

    These guys remind of the 15-17 year old's on my Boy Scout camp sitting around a fire, with no adult supervision. But I love the fuck out of them!

    • @kneetotheface
      @kneetotheface Рік тому +2

      some would say you loved them a little bit TOO much

  • @Darek17061
    @Darek17061 8 годин тому

    This is gold! 😆😆😆😆

  • @carlanderton3rd
    @carlanderton3rd Місяць тому +2

    I can't wait to jeez!

  • @DRlFTIN
    @DRlFTIN Рік тому +21

    Pardon me, I’m gay.

  • @tedcrilly46
    @tedcrilly46 Рік тому +6

    Commissioner Ned diddly Flanderino.

  • @BoyGeorgiaX
    @BoyGeorgiaX Рік тому +2

    This was the first cumtown clip my friend shared with me

  • @mikescully6546
    @mikescully6546 Рік тому

    I was at work when i first heard this, had to replay it 3 times throught the day😂

  • @billyidol4354
    @billyidol4354 2 місяці тому +1

    Im not going to look this up but im pretty sure the two characters they were trying to think of were the puppetmaster and scarface

  • @Zechariah3694
    @Zechariah3694 Рік тому +8

    Robin is Throbin

  • @mbeers8037
    @mbeers8037 Місяць тому

    I was dying at the FUBU tracksuit joke

  • @bardsamok9221
    @bardsamok9221 6 місяців тому +1

    I love the analogy that the chess game is one mentally challenged person playing a more mentally challenged person.

  • @mr.pavone9719
    @mr.pavone9719 Рік тому +19

    The postmodern, gay Batman we deserve.

  • @treytison1444
    @treytison1444 Рік тому +3

    When Nick said he combines all those singers I immediately thought of Fiona Apple and Alanis before he even said them

  • @BridgetA.Friedman
    @BridgetA.Friedman 3 місяці тому

    Nick on Cheek Clappers Podcast changed my life

  • @maxwellfrost9701
    @maxwellfrost9701 9 місяців тому +3

    They really missed an opportunity not doing killer croc lol

  • @beenis9842
    @beenis9842 28 днів тому +2

    playing chess as "nick mullen" is possibly the gayest shit i've ever seen and that's saying a lot because i listen to this podcast

  • @jonrite4
    @jonrite4 5 місяців тому +3

    he definitely meant bane would have big red minstrel lips and not like kylie jenner

  • @LauraW.Meyers
    @LauraW.Meyers 3 місяці тому

    Nick on Cheek Clappers was a crossover I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED IN MY LIFE and now I'm gay

  • @jpomz1
    @jpomz1 9 місяців тому +2

    Adam is so funny in this one

  • @bugglemagnum6213
    @bugglemagnum6213 Рік тому +1

    2 inches only has a 1 incher but it has the acid attack scars on half

  • @dongiano
    @dongiano Рік тому

    Wow dude those batman villain jokes were beautiful

  • @deek0146
    @deek0146 2 місяці тому +2

    I used to have high enough IQ to understand Rick n Morty. Then I started listening to CT.

    • @Thebeerguru
      @Thebeerguru 2 місяці тому +2

      Happens to all of us

  • @SerapOzlem
    @SerapOzlem 3 місяці тому

    I still can't get over Nicky Boy being on Cheek Clappers, the #1 Comedy Podcast in The World

  • @lawofparsimony
    @lawofparsimony Рік тому +4

    11:30 jewel is the one without teeth

  • @uselesshero
    @uselesshero Рік тому +3

    Watched the chess match, forgot I was listening to a funny podcast

  • @PH1LDO1
    @PH1LDO1 Рік тому +2

    This and gay lotr are my favourite cumtown bits

  • @stopculture
    @stopculture Рік тому +2

    “Gordan”

  • @Fudge-picker
    @Fudge-picker Рік тому +2

    I'm watching video game chess in 1080p and it's probably one of the more interesting things I've done in life

  • @ChewyThomson
    @ChewyThomson 4 місяці тому +1

    Imagine having to explain this podcast to a normal person