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Cage had the worst lawyer in any movie ever
*Agent?
nah, the main guy in idiocracy had the worst lawyer of all time
@@bozotheclown1142 no way, he should have the charges dropped. It was 3 on 1, 1 had a knife, and they started it
@@bozotheclown1142 He should have had all charges dropped and a parade thrown in his honor.
not a single character witness for the war hero lol
If you ever go to prison, the first thing you want to say to establish dominance is: "My own proclivities are well known and often lamented facts of penal lore."
Penile lore
The gay guy said the same thing, except penis lore.
such an amazingly dumb line
I want to go to jail just to do that, everyone will think I am so cool
@@gloverelaxis i think they were trying to aim for a Charles Manson type Character with John Malcovich , his lines , the wording was way to advanced ..but he was playing a genius criminal , but a true genius would fly under the radar ..like Fauci or Bill Gates for example .
Johnny 23 and Johnny 5 had me guffawing
“The guffawwww, Bobby!”
it was a good chortle.
😂
600 if they knew The truth
I showed my uncle this vid, outburst of laughter when that Johnny 5 part came up
The Jonny Five made me fucking spit out of my nose
it made me burst out laughing super hard
Laughed my ass off too! The idea that sweet, adorable, loveable robot Johnny 5 is guilty of 5 counts of rape... is fucking HILARIOUS 🤣
@@GLITZandGLOOM it's always the ones you least expect eh
@@GLITZandGLOOM it would be Johnny 500 if they knew the truth
lmao same hahaha this shit too good
1:00 “23 counts of rape”
“hell yea dude”
Innocent
Hello, based department?
they would call him johnny 500 if the new the truth
damn hero
first thing that happens when he's freed and encounters the female prison guard
just immediately, no other thought but hey serial rapist, it's in my nature
@bozotheclown1142 no, this is the cringe department
1:57
"He's a very sick man, Adam"
I am crying. Fuck thats good.
Don't I see your comments on a lot of Longmont Potion Castle videos?
Sounds like how my dad would have reacted
@@creamcannon825 Okay, let me fill you on something right on the tip of my tongue here, and that's that I'm Bernard Fuddle, and I've been on the water for 47 years. I've been on schooners. I've been on an eighty foot yacht. Many times.
Explains so much abt Adam, his orgin story if you will
“That’s a very sick man Adam.”
Sowing the seeds early I see.
When Stav looks into any mirror, he sees Cameron Poe with the wind in his hair
Well he still has SOME hair for wind to blow through
And the wind whistling through his teeth.
If he's wearing a wig he sees Billy Zane
The Johnny 5 association makes that the funniest fucking thing ever.
gives a whole new meaning to the end of the original when his eyes turn all red and shit.. lol. goin' into R mode.. lol.
Never thought about how bro got sent to jail and it was self defense lmaoo they dead said fuck his army record
Did they? Did they "dead" say that?
@@steven1479 deadass this slaps bro.
Deadass bro? On god? No cap? Just like that?
@@Meeminator no NO DEAD💀ASS🍑 BRO!!! And that's on GOD!! that's on JAH! fr fr fr
He got sent to jail for the movie lol
a movie for dudes by dudes starring the coolest dudes of all time hell yeah
This movie is wildly unrealistic but I don’t give a shit….. I’ll watch this 100 times over.
Con-Air is the recorded proof of
_"any bad idea is a good idea if executed well"_
edit: I'm gay tho, I can say that
Save for John Leguizemonio. The prison girl.
@@benvinew6465 You mean Jordan Peele
certified dudes rock movie
“Penal Lore”
Penile
Penile Ore
Loved how *Steve Buscemi* at the very end of the film, is playing a Deck in the Casino, like nothing ever happened. Great film
Best part of the movie
Then he changed his name to Tony Blundetto.
"what is that fuckin tea?"
@@TehUltimateSnake that friend of ours
@@TehUltimateSnake that fucking animal blundetto
As absolutely stupid as this movie is, it is one of the most entertaining pieces of cinema I have ever seen.
"The last of the Mohicans is burning man!"
Dave Chapelle had such a small part, yet all his scenes were gold 😂
Bro I’m Native and I fucking love that part 😂
No need to go all 'Wounded Knee' and shit on me Chief.
@@JimBrodie "at first I thought he was singing YMCA"
That's him in all of the movies he popped up in back before he was big. Hell, he even made his lines in Robin Hood: Men in Tights funny, even though most of them sound suspiciously like a 60 year old Jewish man trying to write "the funny black urban jokes that the kids like".
Also, his turn as Miss Muffet's spider in 1997's Mother Goose: A Rappin' n Rhymin' Special is nothing short of inspired.
God bless Achoo
Con-air still rules bc it really comes off like everyone was self aware that they were making such a corny and outrageous movie -- which subsequently is why I love most of the classic Cage era blockbusters 🔥
Vampires Kiss is the best
Face Off was terrible though
@@jedaaa Faceoff is the epitome of classic cage man and it's not for everyone but ya i fucking love that corny shit --- *insert cage eyes bulging gif taken from faceoff here
@@jedaaa it really is
The pacing in this movie was some of the best. John Malkovich made this otherwise ridiculous story amazing.
Nick is completely wrong on this take, thr reason John is so intimidating is because he just looks like a "meek random dude" from first glance that would have your skin stripped and taxidermied
@@Intestine_Ballin-ism Yeah, I agree.
Every single line he delivered was terrible, both in writing and execution.
@@AlexG1020 which is why it's inadvertently incredible
His performance was great but his dialogue was trash. And I love this movie
The trifecta of Face Off / The Rock / Con Air cements Nic Cage as one of the greatest action stars ever, I love every single one of those films.
It's the holy trinity of Cage.
With Mandy being the final piece
They are all awful films but keep a place in your heart for nostalgia. Watch 'Jim Norton changes Patrice O'Neals mind on face off'
They’re shitty movies that are fun to watched
Two of those Bruckheimer flicks, the man was the King Midas of 90/00's action
But he’s in good films too, lord of war is unironically excellent
The cast of this movie is just all over the place
Its almost like the casting director had tourettes.
Strange thing is, thatis what gives it its charm
@@kurumtelefon7148 I still haven’t seen the movie haha
@@tds7078 you know what, me neither.
I just watched clips on youtube and put them in order in my mind.
I watched the War of the Planet of the Apes same way. Good movie.
They just had to hit every stereotype of prisoner to make it more believable.
Adam's dad meant "sick" as in "awesome"
Imagine being gay lmao
@@ORiOh4582 cringe and laugh
😂
I had a dream last night that CumTown purchased a Japanese manufacturing conglomerate and I started seeing CumTown branded electronics and weedbackers in big box stores.
I had a nightmare where I was straight. It was awful, I had to deal with women and shit
The fact that a war hero is convicted for manslaughter (?) after defending himself and his wife from people who wanted to rape her never sat well with me. Of course, those were the innocent days of Hollywood where protagonists couldn't be bad, so they had to think of a reason for a good guy to go to prison to do hard time. They didn't think that hard, though. You can tell.
It was part of Hollywood liberal brainwashing that the criminal system is bad, veterans are bad, violence is bad, FBI is bad, etc
You 2 are takin this movie way too seriously it's a "fun popcorn flick" 🍿🎥, that all the corniness is intentional
You 2 aren't taking this far enough. This movie encapsulates life under a socialist system in which heroes are wrongfully jailed. This happens in Biden's America every day.
@@xxpatrick204xx touch grass
Or the fact that he was sent to San Quentin (in California) when the whole incident happened in fucking Alabama!
I feel like this movie took place in the same universe as Bad Boys
Its part of the die hard cinematic universe
Hell yeah dude
100%
Same producer. Jerry Bruckheimer became a billionaire pumping out these movies.
Its Bruckheimers Shit Universe.
That Johnny 5 joke is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
Con Air had the most hollywood ending ever. Nicolas cage standing on a firetruck that was on fire driving through the stripe in Las Vegas, meanwhile fighting the bad guy and then a briefcase breaks up and money flies everywhere in the air meanwhile his love runs to him.
For some reason, that scene just makes me laugh out loud so hard xD
Chasing a firetruck with a motorcycle that literally explodes on impact with the back of the firetruck, and somehow from there Cyrus ends up on a rock crusher that was only a few feet away from the Las Vegas strip. What a great movie.
Nobody said anything about Cage's all time terrible southern accent?
You gotta be southern to understand just how bad it is
Nostalgia Chick once described Malkovich acting style was akin to him complaining about his wrong order at an upscale restaurant. And I CAN’T unhear it.
Don’t bring up that old bag.
@@spenser9908 I will never NOT bring her up!
@@jrreedve2825 damn right, Lindsay Ellis is actually pretty based post-cancellation. She literally made a video going off on dumb feminists for shitting on old Disney movies that had gay shit in them. It was wild. She actually has real opinions
@@WarlordM That's just her kind's usual cannibalization.
I remember her video post cancellation where she said the real fault lies in the right and cancellation is bad because it's the left acting like the right.
@@memphisgadfly5816 that's not wrong
"What is the greatest film ever made?"
"Con Air, right? It's got everything, hasn't it? You know, you've got Malkovich for your acting chops, you got Nicky Cage for your action, Steve Buscemi for your comedy, John Cusack for the gays. Right? It's like a smorgasbord, isn't it?"
also other reason: Dave Chappelle, Marcellus Wallace, Machete, Bubba from Forest Gump, and the bunny.
Plus Melina from Total Recall. =]
I had to google this quote because it sounds so much like an It's Always Sunny quote but I knew it wasn't.
Also Chief Miles O'Brien for the FUCKIN NERDS
NOTHING MAKES ME SADDER THAN THE AGENT LOST HIS BLADDER ON THE AAAAAIRPLANEEEE
Make a move and the bunny gets it.
I posted this, then I scrolled down and seen this. Classic
Why didn’t you put the bunny in the box?
John Malkovich was a beast in this movie.
Ever since those incessant John malkovich Soundcloud commercials, I can’t stand him
Rewatch the movie, he really wasn't.
@@hagridsdisappointingson769 😂😂😂
@@hagridsdisappointingson769 He was. Its just you who has bad tastes.
He eats oreos like a Dominican. From the BACK!
7:46 lmao stav almost saying the gamer word to describe the black character
Con Air is such a good movie, everyone hamming it up just the right amount.
That Jonny 5 joke fucking killed me
My favorite scene in that movie is when poe said his dad taught him something and Cyrus says "you know what my dad taught me?" Poe:"what?" Cyrus: " NOTHING" 🤣
"That's a very sick man, Adam."
Clangers is back baby!
4:50 "I'm going to have a really freaking good time" Lmao
Two uploads in the span of a day? Clangers you're crazy for this one
My dad made me go see Con Air at the theatre, too, when I asked him to go see Space Jam..
Was it worth it?
@@Fyrdman no, I was 10 years old and I hated it because there were no cartoon basketball players.
I preferred Race Jam.
Your dad is awesome and you were a gay little boy
These reviews are better than Honest Trailers
Low bar.
Honest soy
smashed my shin against a coffee table, it was better than honest trailers
I feel like these guys might be being sarcastic but uh....I unironically love this movie.
Everything from Nick Cage's horrible southern accent to Cyrus's head getting crushed in a junk yard or whatever.
This movie is a masterpiece and you can't change my mind.
It's a fun movie regardless of if it's bad or good or intentional or not or what.
I don't think I've ever laughed so genuinely at a youtube movie commentary. These are so well done. The chemistry you two have is fantastic. Great work!
This isn't them also there are 3
this is the most accientally wholesome thing i've ever seen related to Cumtown
2:08 classic dad move
7:20 the description and the Imitation 😂😂😂😂
This movie was easily the funniest thing I have ever seen, and I don't even know if its intentionally hilarious or not. Absolute masterpiece.
'it's his intimidating use of English' had me 😂🤣
To be fair, its one of the best movies ever.
Absolute classic 👌🏼
You should try watching another movie
Imagine how much blow you gotta be on as a writer to demand that Colb Meaney and Dave Chapelle be in the same movie
Remember the scene where they are inspecting Cyrus's cell and find the last supper painting with the eyes cut out?
That's some seriously coked up shit.
7:19 Funniest John Malkovich impression ever
Yeah that's me dawg! A rapscallion!
Cyrus the Virus sounds like a 2nd grader insult
That Prodigy reference. Lol
I’m the FIYAH STAHTAH! 🔥
IM THE TROUBLE STARTER PUNKIN INSTIGATOR
That's me dog, a rapscallion!
John Malkovich’s character sounds like he butt-smuggled a thesaurus into prison.
The Johnny 23 and Johnny 5 shit was out of hand lmao
What a time to be alive
Apparently Cage showed up on day one of filming kinda outta shape and would do push ups In between takes.
He's amazing, also; I'm gay
@@littlebosaMusic how gay are you? Also I’m very gay myself.
@@scottthegeneticfreaksteine393 any room for one more?
@@Fyrdman You idiots should be put down for how unoriginal and pandering you all are.
Wtf are these replies? 🤣
I love these 10 minute versions of films through the eyes of mulldawg
I've seen this movie a thousand times but I just realized I've never seen it from the beginning. I did not know he was an army ranger lol
I highly doubt the court would convict a veteran for defending himself solely on the reason of his training.
Yeah, I think that judge would be walking out of the court with a cardboard box full of shit within a week.
Liberals man. Bidens America
Strutting on a plane while speaking of "penal lore". LOL
Nothin makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder on the airplane.😂
I’ve been talking about Con Air for years in exactly this way. It’s awesome because it’s like this heightened reality, comic book-logic movie (especially with every criminal even having like a super villain nickname and a gimmick) but holy shit Cyrus is just a drama kid gone bad.
Also the only criminal who seems like legit scary is the dude from X Files and Training Day who plays Billy Bedlam. That dude actually seemed like a real criminal and they have him killed in the stupidest scene of the movie (he wouldn’t put the bunny back in the box).
If Con Air was made today it would be like the first Suicide Squad movie where all the cons would have a big flashy intro and a bullet point list and their name would have a logo and it would be flying all over the screen with 5 different pop songs playing every few seconds.
Why ain't ya famous?
Finished!!!!!! because I don’t have a manager!
@@ThomasRoiloup’What are we? Some kind of… Con Air?’
I feel like the Cameron Poe character was written specifically to be played by Steven Seagal. Under Siege 1: Boat, Under Siege 2: Train. Part 3 would’ve clearly been on a plane.
I unironically watched this for the first time in a minimal security jail. We made so many jokes.
Johnn cusack stealing colm meaneys' silver stingray.
every supporting role is a Hollywood a lister making this a classic
Plot twist.. that was really John Travolta with Nick's face on... lol, I love when the faces are off.. and then on, and then off again..
1:06 laughed so hard i had to pause the video. SO glad I found this channel! Great job guys!
Lol I just watched this on TV for the first time in like 10 years the other day. It's such a cheesy ass 90s action movie, but it's still fucking awesome.
Jesus, even his terrible lines mocking him, synced with just his face making the exaggerated motions(in the separate footage) is fucking gold lol
Johnny 23 and Johnny 5 reminds me of this thing I do where I imagine an actor is their own cinematic universe. Like Al Pacino's gangster arc meeting its end in Donnie Branco. Or even more obscure, Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption went on to get out of jail but somehow get drafted and died in Vietnam during his Jacob's Ladder episode.
"hes a very sick man" lmaooooo
Absolutely loved this movie and still do.
Back to back classics from Clangers!
6:16 I didn't know Ron Jeremy lost his hair in jail.
LMAO I thought he was going to say "that's me dawg, a rapping scallion!"
I saw con air when I was young too and honestly really enjoyed it lol I've probably seen it close to 10 times over the years
Was there not a scene where a big native American prisoner takes a lockpick out of his fingernail?
You may be referring to Cyrus pulling a pin needle out of the skin on his palm
PUT THE BUNNY...BACK IN THE BOX
The funniest part of this whole, "OooOoOh He was a Ranger!," sentiment they used throughout the entire movie is that the 2nd Bat of the 75th are basically paper jockeys.
being a military "well actually" nerd is a really intensely awful venn diagram intersection
"Son, that is a very sick man!" I bust out laughing at that one. . . .
FYI - the crossdresser is Renoly Santiago and credited as Sally Can't Dance
Oh sweet, you guys did my favorite movie.
peak dad action
One of the movies during my teenage years that I had watched many times over and over again. Others are and I recommend for your perusal :
1. Executive Decision
2. Fire Birds
3. The Rock
4. Crimson Tide
5. Iron Eagle
6. A Night at the Roxbury
7. Invasion USA
8. Under Siege
9. Star Gate
I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan but I did like this movie.
However I think they missed a golden opportunity with Cyrus The
Virus.
They should have had a chubby female guard early on on the plane who is knocked unconscious during the initial uprising. Her name is Maxine and she is played by a surly Lena Dunham type actress.
At the end of the film when Nicolas Cage and John Malkovich are in a life or death struggle just after the stinking breath monologue Cyrus is run through with a long spiky piece of metal wielded by Maxine who has recovered from her concussion.
As John Malkovich stares in disbelief at the long length of metal sticking out of his torso Maxine quips... *I guess Cyrus the Virus is no match for Maxine the Vaccine*
you win
🐙 Oh. My. God.
I'm so glad I scrolled through these comments like a stoned monk reading ancient scrolls! 💉
GREAT FILM GREAT EDIT
Love your content and your videos guys thanks
yooo
back-to-back!
Masterpiece
Such a perfect channel.
RIP CUMTOWN, Long live TAFS
damn clangers chill i didn't even finish rewatching all the older videos
if you ever want to see how old internet operated this clip is a good example.
I like how Dave Chappelle is just there and yet doesn't bring attention to himself to my memory of the film
1997 Dave Chappelle wasn't really that popular tho.
"Boy it smells like somebody shit in your mouth."
"He told me he loved me."
What a cast tho
To this day, I can't refer to Character Actor John Malkovich without emphasizing that he's a character actor.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂
Great edit.
Seeing the clip of Parker Posey with Johnny 5 in “Short Circuit” made me realize the irony of her role as Dr. Smith in the Netflix remake of “Lost in Space”.
It was Ally Sheedy in Short Circuit
Jaboody Dubs does a hilarious take on this movie. I feel like those guys and Cum Town would make each other laugh.
Imagine the same plot but Cameron Poe was a cop. He just straight up murders 5 guys then just walks.
Simon West's directorial debut. Guy who made "never gonna give you up" video for Rick Astley.