i made a green screen rant like this for Destiny 1 👉 • The Awful Absurdity of... if you're reading this maybe check you're subscribed you filthy hot dog?
here's the other green screen vid I made about Bungie's worst story ever 👉 ua-cam.com/video/F6zZR6LkOMM/v-deo.html&ab_channel=Th3Jez you're a curious one aren't you 😏 maybe check you're subscribed to the channel?
If you are cyberpunk nerd you never look at cyberpunk red and the pen and paper game 😂 cyberpunk is way older and Mike Pondsmith (the creator of cyberpunk) shows how actually the world is. The military stuff, the big ass companies with all the bullshit and much more. Cyberpunk shows how the world can be or how the world actually is right now. Woman selling his body on onlyfans, social media ruined the human standards, food gonna be more expensive and politicians are way more corrupted.
@@brettadiah10 best you're gonna find is $30 on CD Keys, and if this is anything like when Witcher 3 got it's Next Gen Update, the lowest price is gonna go up.. would definitely get it now rather than wait a few more years.
I am so happy to see another one of these types of videos. It shows a different and more eloquent side of your personality while still managing to be extremely entertaining. Keep up the great work man. I can't wait to see where you go creatively post GM content!
Fun fact, if you have the "threat detector" in your eye (it highlights enemies that have detected you) Adam smasher is highlighted as soon as he enters the room, and he's staring at you dead on as you're hiding... Which is mildly terrifying. Also, absolutely loved the video. Cyberpunk is probably in my top 5 games of all time and I'm looking forward to the DLC in 5 days!
I stunlocked myself imagining the sheer amount of troubleshooting that Jeb would be embroiled in if he was actually in the world of Cyberpunk 2077. 77/10 video, can't wait for the next one.
Jez giving me the history of the universe is the best thing since Furless dogs and the halo rings. This is basically monotone complainy guy for the new age and I'm here for it
I’m heartbroken, because as much as I want to watch this, I somehow managed to avoid most story spoilers, and while I know that this is gonna be indecipherable chatspeak mixed with memes, I know there’s also going to be phenomenal to watch. Should I just come back once I’ve played through Cyberpunk? EDIT: Thanks y’all, I’ll hold off on Monotone Complainy Guy’s latest disasterpiece until Phantom Liberty drops. I look forward to coming back to this!
People have already answered, but I'm weighing in anyway since there's like 2 hours to kill before the upcoming CDPR stream and the huge new free update for Cyberpunk hopefully dropping. (Which gives this video some pretty funny timing) All the stuff shown in the video is basically just from the game's prologue, so I wouldn't stress humongous story spoilers. That being said; pretty much the whole first act of Cyberpunk was spoiled in its initial marketing, which I personally found kinda took away that emotional impact from a lot of the significant events in the early game, so going in blind might be a good idea if you've managed to dodge spoilers so far. Either way these next few weeks should be a pretty good time to jump into the game, with the aforementioned huge update 2.0 that's looking to revamp and redesign almost all of the game's systems.
A really funny note about the slaughtomatic is it emplores you NOT TO RELOAD it and instead buy another one. It also holds 32 rounds but the warranty is voided once you shoot 20 of them, after that there are cases of them exploding in peoples hands.
Jez just causally bringing back some of his greatest content ever and acting like its not an absolute banger.. Easily one of the best videos out right now
tbh the fact adam smasher couldn't stop v and jackie breaks the lore so hard lmao. the dude can move faster than bullets with his tech lol. Either the lore was put aside for a moment for an epic moment or delmain is literally the best car service ever 😂
Cyberpunnk will age like fine wine. I didn't realize i had 300 hours in this game and I'm doing my 3rd playthrough for the Phanotm Liberty. It's a flawed game, but damn is it miles above anything not relesead by from From Software these days. I just started Phanotm Liberty, and it's actually insanely good.
Ever since this video I’ve been wanting to suggest you revisit and play through the whole game + DLC and fixes. I hope you consider it now that you’re embarking on different videos. I think your green screen analysis and commentary are great. Another suggestion would be red dead redemption and red dead 2. I know that’s a big undertaking but I promise you it’ll be worth it
One day, I'll be able to tell my grandchildren that I was there for the green screen era of Th3Jez's content, and they'll look at me and say, "What the hell are you talking about you old geezer? Go back to the old folks home."
I don't know why this took an entire month to show up on my feed but glad to catch it! Appreciate the non-D2 content. I quit months ago and am probably not returning.
I really like these synopsis videos. Yeah the story was certainly something. I was getting into the whole heist and enjoying myself. Got wrapped up in the escape scene. Only for bugs to bring me crashing down when Jackie's gun was still in his hand during the cutscne and the following car chase scene involved invisible guns
I'm so conflicted. I'm caught between "I love your non-sensical evaluation" and "I hate you for making fun of one of the most emotional building attachment games ever."
So happy to see you branch out in content. You seem to be really enjoying yourself. I personally love this type of videos so I'd be delighted to see you keep it up. Quality stuff as always my guy.
Yeah Jackie Welles is certainly one of the most memorable characters in Video Game history for me, there is this little dialogue you have with him while waiting in the Hotel Room at Konpeki Plaza where he wonders about Yorinobu Arasaka leaving his family. You could just dismiss this as exposition dump by the writers but it actually fits the character so well as Yorinobu had everything that Jackie wants so desperately and threw it all away seemingly on a whim while Jackie and V are there betting their own lifes in order to get it. Just great writing from the characters point of view.
This video was very entertaining and just long enough to not be too intimidating to step into your green screen content. I will be watching more of these
From the studio that brought you “The Worst Story Bungie Ever Told” comes this banger video - featuring Hot Boi Summer But Wearing Sexy Tight Pants This Time. Green Screen Hot Boi discusses important topics such as pixelated titties and militarized ambulances, with a dash of “advertisements of today make me pp smol and soft, we should change it.” I don’t think I can describe how nice it is to wake up at 5am and get ready for work with a video from Daddy Jez playing in the background to constantly grab your attention and make you forget that you actually have to do something meaningful with your day. Love you man, never change ❤
Loving your monologue content dude. When you upload it brightens my day. And I rewatch I can really get behind your sence of humour. God bless. You’re super cute. And also looking hella good my guy.
These style of videos have always interested me. I’m really glad to see another one! I personally haven’t played cyberpunk yet but your input on everything was definitely really interesting! Excited to see more of these types of videos!
I haven't been super consistent watching videos on this channel really but this one reminds me of why I started ages ago in the first place. I know it's a lot more effort to make a video like this but it really shows - I don't mind that it's not a Destiny video, it's a plus when it's entertaining and varied like this. Keep up the good work!
Jez continues his slow pivot into thoughtful, well-reasoned and heartfelt video games criticism (with a healthy amount of shitposting sprinkled in) and I am here for it. I give it 6 months until the hbomberguy collab.
I watched, shared, and rewatched TWSBET video like 3 times. Really entertaining. SUPER glad you brought this style of content back. Didn't think you could top the last one, but you did.
Dude, I tried to start this game for a 3rd time and just CAN'T get into it. The opening story for like the first 3 hrs is just so convoluted and you're introduced to sooooo many characters. Jez's video PERFECTLY demonstrates that, lol!
I got a whiplash realizing this wasnt gameplay footage for Cyberpunk 2.0 cuz Bezos Sr didnt drop a unique knife but then I remembered Im watching Jez from 10 years in the past
Honestly I didn’t have many problems with Cyberpunk when I first played it, and found myself enjoying it more than I thought I would. I loved seeing the beginning summarized like this, it gave me many chuckles.
Same. First and second playthrough on 2.0 had no major bugs. Just funny stuff once in a while like a glitched NPC car. Maybe I just didn't notice because I was fully immersed. My third playthrough with mods did have a lot of minor bugs mostly related to quest dialogue parts (flickering textures, weird collision, etc.)
Jez I think this is where your content is at its best (still love the destiny shenanigans tho) keep up the good work! Edit 1: Also the editing looks great Edit 2: 9:16 dude you even censored the objectives and stuff to not spoil it
Jez, love what you said about jackie, thats exactly how I felt about him and the sequences from being behind the screen in the penthouse to parking at the no tell motel was imo fantasically executed.
Wow that office guy with gun in his mouth ad is also something I noticed... 3 years ago!!! And it still engrained in my brain. Bravo environment designers and artists at CDPR.
here's the other green screen vid I made about Bungie's worst story ever 👉 ua-cam.com/video/F6zZR6LkOMM/v-deo.html&ab_channel=Th3Jez
you're a curious one aren't you 😏 maybe check you're subscribed to the channel?
way ahead of you i made sure the bell is ticked so that i get the notifications
I started getting Mtashed raid shadow legend ads on UA-cam, when am I gonna see daddy j3b
You know I'm already subscribed~
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Jez have you ever thought destiny is peepee poopoo?
You can see his inner “monotone complainy guy” coming out in this vid and I missed it❤️
inner?
@@octoqueen7944inner
@@octoqueen7944that is indeed a word
reminds me of his in a nutshell series.
@howitzer4393 nu uh
As a massive Cyberpunk nerd, Arasaka being Amazon is true, because they forgot to put washrooms for the grunts
Except Arasaka is Japanese, not American.
If you are cyberpunk nerd you never look at cyberpunk red and the pen and paper game 😂 cyberpunk is way older and Mike Pondsmith (the creator of cyberpunk) shows how actually the world is. The military stuff, the big ass companies with all the bullshit and much more. Cyberpunk shows how the world can be or how the world actually is right now. Woman selling his body on onlyfans, social media ruined the human standards, food gonna be more expensive and politicians are way more corrupted.
@@jakespacepiratee3740 Ah yes. Nationality is the major discrepancy here.
@@archaean2331 plus, Arasaka actually makes technology that can benefit mankind
@@jakespacepiratee3740 and of course faux immortality for the 1% of the 1%
This game left me in a deep inescapable depression for months after my several hundred hour gamesave just up and corrupted.
Haha and here I was thinking the story affected you that much at first
@@jeehoonoh the story was great, if it wasn't I probably wouldn't have tried to 100% it
i got glitched out of the platinum trophy for this game and I have yet to emotionally and financially recover
Waiting for this game to drop to like $20 to finally play it.
@@brettadiah10 best you're gonna find is $30 on CD Keys, and if this is anything like when Witcher 3 got it's Next Gen Update, the lowest price is gonna go up.. would definitely get it now rather than wait a few more years.
RIP to Jez who played through the game when they just rework the entire game today.
yea i literally just now got back into it since week 1, waited for 2.0 and phantom liberty
I am so happy to see another one of these types of videos. It shows a different and more eloquent side of your personality while still managing to be extremely entertaining. Keep up the great work man. I can't wait to see where you go creatively post GM content!
Fun fact, if you have the "threat detector" in your eye (it highlights enemies that have detected you) Adam smasher is highlighted as soon as he enters the room, and he's staring at you dead on as you're hiding... Which is mildly terrifying.
Also, absolutely loved the video. Cyberpunk is probably in my top 5 games of all time and I'm looking forward to the DLC in 5 days!
To be clear, this is because all boss enemies are coded to detect you at all times for gameplay reasons.
@@TheHeadincharge This dude thought it was that much deeper.
I stunlocked myself imagining the sheer amount of troubleshooting that Jeb would be embroiled in if he was actually in the world of Cyberpunk 2077. 77/10 video, can't wait for the next one.
Loved it, especially the shout out to letting artist do their thing free from a dog pile of ad ppl.
thank you for the tip, very generous Kaff
Jez giving me the history of the universe is the best thing since Furless dogs and the halo rings.
This is basically monotone complainy guy for the new age and I'm here for it
I’m heartbroken, because as much as I want to watch this, I somehow managed to avoid most story spoilers, and while I know that this is gonna be indecipherable chatspeak mixed with memes, I know there’s also going to be phenomenal to watch.
Should I just come back once I’ve played through Cyberpunk?
EDIT: Thanks y’all, I’ll hold off on Monotone Complainy Guy’s latest disasterpiece until Phantom Liberty drops. I look forward to coming back to this!
yes very much so, also delete this comment before some doofus decides to spoil something to you
This video is only about the first act. It's worth playing through before watching, but you don't need to do the whole game.
People have already answered, but I'm weighing in anyway since there's like 2 hours to kill before the upcoming CDPR stream and the huge new free update for Cyberpunk hopefully dropping. (Which gives this video some pretty funny timing)
All the stuff shown in the video is basically just from the game's prologue, so I wouldn't stress humongous story spoilers. That being said; pretty much the whole first act of Cyberpunk was spoiled in its initial marketing, which I personally found kinda took away that emotional impact from a lot of the significant events in the early game, so going in blind might be a good idea if you've managed to dodge spoilers so far. Either way these next few weeks should be a pretty good time to jump into the game, with the aforementioned huge update 2.0 that's looking to revamp and redesign almost all of the game's systems.
the games story and characters are amazing, defnitly do everything except try to buy every car in the game.unless you want
it seems like he just covers the tutorial before they release you into the open world in this video.
A really funny note about the slaughtomatic is it emplores you NOT TO RELOAD it and instead buy another one. It also holds 32 rounds but the warranty is voided once you shoot 20 of them, after that there are cases of them exploding in peoples hands.
Also some of the ones you can buy in game have no ammo at all, you throw it away the moment you equip it.
This video unironically makes me want to go play Cyberpunk 2077
You should
Jez just causally bringing back some of his greatest content ever and acting like its not an absolute banger.. Easily one of the best videos out right now
Not by any means.
tbh the fact adam smasher couldn't stop v and jackie breaks the lore so hard lmao. the dude can move faster than bullets with his tech lol. Either the lore was put aside for a moment for an epic moment or delmain is literally the best car service ever 😂
He could stop them, but where would the fun be in that?
He could well enough be recalled back by Yorinobu to stop the chase before he went all in.
I mean, Delamain did shrug off a t-bone from ADAM SMASHER and all it did was cause cosmetic damage.
@ Meanwhil if you look funny at the delamain taxi you got it explodes.
yorinobu could’ve called him back or because he hates arasaka purposely lets your go
that thumbnail was eyecatching
THANK YOU NO ONE EVER COMPLIMENTS THE THUMBNAIL
Cyberpunnk will age like fine wine. I didn't realize i had 300 hours in this game and I'm doing my 3rd playthrough for the Phanotm Liberty. It's a flawed game, but damn is it miles above anything not relesead by from From Software these days. I just started Phanotm Liberty, and it's actually insanely good.
I know this style of video is way more effort than a trials vid, but Jez is really good at this. love the content.
What a masterpiece Jez. You can see how your content has grown over the years to become something wholly your own with this vid it's amazing
Ever since this video I’ve been wanting to suggest you revisit and play through the whole game + DLC and fixes. I hope you consider it now that you’re embarking on different videos. I think your green screen analysis and commentary are great. Another suggestion would be red dead redemption and red dead 2. I know that’s a big undertaking but I promise you it’ll be worth it
One day, I'll be able to tell my grandchildren that I was there for the green screen era of Th3Jez's content, and they'll look at me and say, "What the hell are you talking about you old geezer? Go back to the old folks home."
3:30 “He watches jake Paul box everyday bro” fixed it for you jezzers 👍
my guy took a stab at EVERYONE lmaooooo, also the "retired Mr T." took me out hahaha
jez and his editor are the perfect duo
I don't know why this took an entire month to show up on my feed but glad to catch it! Appreciate the non-D2 content. I quit months ago and am probably not returning.
They didn't kill Brick, he's alive, you can even save him during the deal.
THEY METAPHORICALLY KILLED HIM AS THE LEADER
This is great. It's like someone took Monotone Complainy Guy, dialled up the sarcasm and added a pinch of eloquence. More please.
I really like these synopsis videos. Yeah the story was certainly something. I was getting into the whole heist and enjoying myself. Got wrapped up in the escape scene. Only for bugs to bring me crashing down when Jackie's gun was still in his hand during the cutscne and the following car chase scene involved invisible guns
I'm so conflicted. I'm caught between "I love your non-sensical evaluation" and "I hate you for making fun of one of the most emotional building attachment games ever."
Your writing in these types of videos is unbelievable. Absolutely amazing
So happy to see you branch out in content. You seem to be really enjoying yourself. I personally love this type of videos so I'd be delighted to see you keep it up. Quality stuff as always my guy.
Yeah Jackie Welles is certainly one of the most memorable characters in Video Game history for me, there is this little dialogue you have with him while waiting in the Hotel Room at Konpeki Plaza where he wonders about Yorinobu Arasaka leaving his family. You could just dismiss this as exposition dump by the writers but it actually fits the character so well as Yorinobu had everything that Jackie wants so desperately and threw it all away seemingly on a whim while Jackie and V are there betting their own lifes in order to get it.
Just great writing from the characters point of view.
Honestly loved this! Very fresh and love your touch of “Jez” aka “monotone complainy guy” aka “a literal guy” in this
I wish jez would appear in random parts of my vision to narrate my life and choices
This video was very entertaining and just long enough to not be too intimidating to step into your green screen content. I will be watching more of these
This is one of THE funniest videos i have ever seen, please continue this as a series 😂
This was awesome man! I love being able to see how good you are at writing things like this
This was the best Cyber Punk play through I’ve seen and I’m very excited to see the rest. I love these style of videos.
I used this video as background noise at first and then found myself closing Minecraft and watching this on repeat like three times. Amazing.
Jez this is seriously some great content, good work!
Editor you did great as well!
I'm glad your branching out into other games!
Its nice to know that Jez has a healthy game life outside Destiny 2.
these kinds of videos from you are my crack, and my lord are you an excellent dealer jez.
From the studio that brought you “The Worst Story Bungie Ever Told” comes this banger video - featuring Hot Boi Summer But Wearing Sexy Tight Pants This Time. Green Screen Hot Boi discusses important topics such as pixelated titties and militarized ambulances, with a dash of “advertisements of today make me pp smol and soft, we should change it.”
I don’t think I can describe how nice it is to wake up at 5am and get ready for work with a video from Daddy Jez playing in the background to constantly grab your attention and make you forget that you actually have to do something meaningful with your day. Love you man, never change ❤
Loving your monologue content dude. When you upload it brightens my day. And I rewatch I can really get behind your sence of humour. God bless. You’re super cute. And also looking hella good my guy.
Really appreciate all the edits in this one, they had me dying, keep it up!
These style of videos have always interested me. I’m really glad to see another one! I personally haven’t played cyberpunk yet but your input on everything was definitely really interesting! Excited to see more of these types of videos!
The editing and script work in this video were so unhinged and I am totally here for it.
I love the rebrand from: ‘monotone complainy guy’ to ‘montotone explainy guy’
Variety gaming? On my Jez videos? Im absolutely here for it.
Absolutely loved this! Please make more cyberpunk ones following the rest of the plot if possible :)
Always happy to see new jez content regardless of game
Absolutely love this style of video from you!
So it might be time for another play through because if you havent played 2.0 along with the expansion Phantom Liberty holy shit its a must play
I appreciate monotone complainy guy having a genuine connection with a video game character for once.
bro using amped camera effects nostalgia out the ass
I didn't even make it a minute in before you got the like. I, for one, am on board with you covering content you aren't bored to death of!
I haven't been super consistent watching videos on this channel really but this one reminds me of why I started ages ago in the first place. I know it's a lot more effort to make a video like this but it really shows - I don't mind that it's not a Destiny video, it's a plus when it's entertaining and varied like this. Keep up the good work!
LOVE having these kind of vids Jez
Jez continues his slow pivot into thoughtful, well-reasoned and heartfelt video games criticism (with a healthy amount of shitposting sprinkled in) and I am here for it. I give it 6 months until the hbomberguy collab.
The bioshock Elizabeth bit hit hard for me literally named my first car after her
Hyped for the other CP vids. Green screen Jez cured my depression.
U may want to reword this, my friend
I watched, shared, and rewatched TWSBET video like 3 times. Really entertaining. SUPER glad you brought this style of content back. Didn't think you could top the last one, but you did.
Dude, I tried to start this game for a 3rd time and just CAN'T get into it. The opening story for like the first 3 hrs is just so convoluted and you're introduced to sooooo many characters. Jez's video PERFECTLY demonstrates that, lol!
Love you the video! Happy to keep watching different types of content
Jez we um might need some more non D2 content from you... This was good
That rant about the ultra honest ads was in itself, a work of art.
One of your best videos yet, keep it up man.
Always love me some good Th3 "shooty shoot no thinky think" Jez content.
The timing on this video is insane, I’m literally about to open the game for the very first time and jez drops the video
I love this new type of content, Jez, this stuff really makes my scringly dingly
*undinglies your scringly*
@@ryanananimator Nooooo!
This is the funniest video I've seen in a month, this is my new favorite cyberpunk video ever.
i cant press on the subscribe button because i already am subscribed.
love the video it is a good way to keep up the sanity bc d2 is rough right now
This was awesome man. Love how much effort went into the production too!
These are the best types of videos from Jez
I hope this blows up, I love this video and want to see more
Please please keep these coming bro !!! You killed it !!!
Great work.
I love every non destiny video you make its the reason I'm still subbed after 4 years
I came for the music selection and stayed for the commentary. It was great all around.
Thank you for doing the cyberpunk controversy recap for only 40 seconds
The editing is so good in these videos
I got a whiplash realizing this wasnt gameplay footage for Cyberpunk 2.0 cuz Bezos Sr didnt drop a unique knife
but then I remembered Im watching Jez from 10 years in the past
I really hope the next entry comes out soon
The amount of Matrix and Bladerunner references in editing is perfection
You forgot to grab the Iconic on the roof. RIP that finished stash wall
Honestly I didn’t have many problems with Cyberpunk when I first played it, and found myself enjoying it more than I thought I would. I loved seeing the beginning summarized like this, it gave me many chuckles.
Same. First and second playthrough on 2.0 had no major bugs. Just funny stuff once in a while like a glitched NPC car. Maybe I just didn't notice because I was fully immersed. My third playthrough with mods did have a lot of minor bugs mostly related to quest dialogue parts (flickering textures, weird collision, etc.)
@@HaloDude557 flickering textures?
ohhh somebody has instaled the npc nude mod
btw I know that from a friend, def not me
@@krajt1999 I installed better radio mod and limited hud mod. Very few problems before, quite a few now.
@@krajt1999 Nah, stuff flickers sometimes even without
There's a particular street somewhere where the tarmac flickers, for example :D
Finally! More variety content from the jez-miester!
Update: god the editing was fantastic XD
Can't believe I didn't know this existed for 5 months. Great video
Jez I think this is where your content is at its best (still love the destiny shenanigans tho) keep up the good work!
Edit 1: Also the editing looks great
Edit 2: 9:16 dude you even censored the objectives and stuff to not spoil it
Jez, love what you said about jackie, thats exactly how I felt about him and the sequences from being behind the screen in the penthouse to parking at the no tell motel was imo fantasically executed.
This has been really fun to watch! I enjoy your D2 content but sometimes variety like this just hits the right spot, you know?
Love this type of vid Jez! Super entertaining, wish I could have you narrate my life
intro already had me dying ngl, the dog bit is so hilarious lmao
Best video I've seen from Jez in ages. His quality hasn't dropped its just a lot of the same.
Jez this was without a doubt one of your funniest videos ever you absolute ween
I love these videos please keep making them
Wow that office guy with gun in his mouth ad is also something I noticed... 3 years ago!!! And it still engrained in my brain. Bravo environment designers and artists at CDPR.
every once in a while Jez reminds us that he's much more than the Titan Slayer, Slayer of All Titans. Marvelous editing and great descriptions hahaha.
Can't wait to see more of this style of content from you Jez!
Great presentation! Also, this kept me laughing nearly the entire time. Very refreshing! 10 / 10