Kris Bryant’s Lamborghini was stolen & Swedish Minister is afraid of bananas | Weekly Dumb

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  • @22burnsie
    @22burnsie 7 годин тому +40

    MY NAME IS JIMMY!
    HIS NAME IS JAKE!
    I get the algorithm doesn’t love it but we sure as hell do!

  • @Hexram45
    @Hexram45 8 годин тому +71

    Rockies owner was trying to recoup some coin from Bryant.

    • @lw3764
      @lw3764 8 годин тому +2

      😂

    • @WalterDiamond
      @WalterDiamond 7 годин тому +4

      That car wouldn't put a dent in what the Rockies still owe Arenado.

    • @SlothShower
      @SlothShower 7 годин тому +2

      Denver is beautiful but the streets are pothole farms. That car was living its best life in Vegas.

    • @pkthunder7008
      @pkthunder7008 7 годин тому +2

      @@SlothShower That's what happens when you live in a winter city covered in street salt

    • @Ingaevones33
      @Ingaevones33 5 годин тому

      Haha

  • @NeverMetABadCheesecake
    @NeverMetABadCheesecake 7 годин тому +19

    So glad to be told who is who at the start. Was missing that.

  • @clanman8278
    @clanman8278 7 годин тому +24

    The amount of random shit in the roundup is just insane

    • @StuRap
      @StuRap 5 годин тому

      Spirit ↘ 🤣

  • @PuissantPike
    @PuissantPike 5 годин тому +4

    "Does he have hair?" is such a wild follow-up question! 🤣

  • @foretrosake5216
    @foretrosake5216 7 годин тому +24

    “Does he have hair” 😂

    • @GenoLewan
      @GenoLewan 6 годин тому +1

      As soon as I heard Jimmy say that I looked for the comment 😄

  • @TheMerlotLine
    @TheMerlotLine 7 годин тому +9

    For the intro! (Side note: Zack is hilarious.)

  • @JustOneAsbesto
    @JustOneAsbesto 5 годин тому +7

    "Hmmm. We need a way to determine who gets the ball first. Should we use a quarter, or a helicopter??"
    "What's our budget? Oh. Wow. Really? Okay, helicopter."

  • @CRneu
    @CRneu 7 годин тому +7

    the point of the rat car study is to look at reward/pleasure and behavior. They wanted to see if rats could experience joy or pleasure from an activity that isn't natural to them. So, previous studies show that getting food rewards is pleasurable or getting social contact is a reward. They wanted to see if driving would cause a reward response like it does in people. Results? Yeah, rats can experience joy or reward in new experiences.
    It's about building out our understanding of animal behavior. Every time we study animal(especially mammals) intelligence we find that they are a lot more intelligent and emotional than we thought. To make these cases you have to have evidence, so you wind up with rats driving lil cars.

  • @kyravolz8511
    @kyravolz8511 7 годин тому +8

    yess the intros are back

  • @donnyjones7803
    @donnyjones7803 4 години тому +1

    Congrats Zack that doorbell noise completely tricked me and my cat

  • @connordelaney6254
    @connordelaney6254 3 години тому +2

    Zack Esposito is one of the greatest editors of our time

    • @blindblackpianist
      @blindblackpianist 33 хвилини тому

      fuck yeah. You can tell Jimmy and Jake look up to him in many ways.

  • @moishele
    @moishele 5 годин тому +1

    8:26 actually, Milton Marx was the real name of Gummo, the least famous of the five Marx Brothers so Jimmy was correct!

  • @Slipperydolphin1
    @Slipperydolphin1 4 години тому +1

    As a born and raised Utahn, I very much appreciate Jimmy’s pronunciation of Monticello. Fucking beautifully wrong

  • @PimpMacSlickBac
    @PimpMacSlickBac 7 годин тому +3

    The japanese emperor gifted a bunch of little monkeys to a testing facility outside of Portland Oregon in the 80's, but it turned out to be a prank on his part. He just wanted to get rid of them and mess with us, and those monkeys multiplied. Then some activist broke into the place and let a bunch out and they roamed portland for awhile.

  • @aedyngonzales6537
    @aedyngonzales6537 7 годин тому +2

    the guy who fled to uzbekistan also went on a tiktok interview show asking for advice on if he should leave or not

  • @aojeda611
    @aojeda611 7 годин тому +2

    This is the weekly dumb!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mc76
    @mc76 8 годин тому +4

    Bryant drove the car for four days; then its transmission blew, and it was out of commission for three months.

  • @MikeP2055
    @MikeP2055 4 години тому

    Whoa! Seeing my alma mater on Jomboy is wild. I studied English at SUU way back in the 20th century, worked at a nearby ski resort on the weekends, and abused the bejeezus outta my liver with bourbon and percocets. It was great.
    Monticello and Randolph (where Rich HS is located) are teeny-tiny little towns. Monticello is way down south near Arches and Canyonlands National Parks, while Rudolph is clear up in the northeastern corner of the state by the ID and WY borders.

  • @whipsmart
    @whipsmart 7 годин тому +1

    Love seeing the cricket ball on Jimmy's desk.

  • @Boombayadda
    @Boombayadda 6 годин тому

    this is one of my all time favorite episodes, instant classic.

  • @PatHutchison-x2v
    @PatHutchison-x2v 7 годин тому +12

    Jomboy Media: the best company on UA-cam. Thanks to Jimmy and Jake, for creating the company. Extra special thanks to guys like Zack, who keeps the ship running right. 50 employees and such diverse content… I don’t think I’m alone when I say y’all have brought a lot of joy into an otherwise miserable period of time. 🍾

    • @UltraSaltyDomer1776
      @UltraSaltyDomer1776 7 годин тому

      This is why legacy media is dying. They just can’t compete with things like this

  • @TheTEN24
    @TheTEN24 7 годин тому +1

    An elite weekly dumb ep

  • @vallo105
    @vallo105 4 години тому +1

    lol Uzbekistan is not in Europe

  • @charlesclark3840
    @charlesclark3840 4 години тому

    I'm okay with fresh coconut, but dried coconut (such as used in baked goods and candies) has always given me the Jomboy reaction. Immediate spit out. I'm with Jomboy.

  • @squidge903
    @squidge903 7 годин тому +1

    That is one expensive AF coin flip

  • @rubberdurrkie
    @rubberdurrkie 7 годин тому +1

    Jim!!! I have the same Allergy! For whatever Reason every time I unknowingly eat Coconut, I can't help but plebfphth...

  • @aonshark2517
    @aonshark2517 7 годин тому +2

    Best weekly dumb yet!

  • @Piper_John
    @Piper_John 2 години тому

    The helicopter ball-drop is awesome, the NFL do use this 🚁

  • @madisonmaley3645
    @madisonmaley3645 5 годин тому

    Love the random stuff in the roundup

  • @nateschwartz8677
    @nateschwartz8677 Годину тому

    Helicopter over the football field for improvised coin flip via ball drop is insane

  • @tweter2
    @tweter2 3 години тому

    In Minnesota we don’t pronounce Monticello that way, but idk about Utah.

    • @samuelwyatt7846
      @samuelwyatt7846 3 години тому

      They say Mont-eh-sell-o. And Hurricane, UT is pronounced her-uh-kin

  • @michaelhockus8208
    @michaelhockus8208 6 годин тому +1

    damn Utah is a good lookin spot huh

    • @MikeP2055
      @MikeP2055 5 годин тому

      It's beautiful. Maybe not in that particular clip, but definitely overall. (SUU is my alma mater so I'm a little biased, ha.)

  • @matthieudavis1819
    @matthieudavis1819 5 годин тому

    My girlfriend is also afraid of bananas!!! She's also said it's an allergy when it's in fact not!!!

  • @phnov
    @phnov 7 годин тому +1

    I love the weekly dumb

  • @kyle.smyle.
    @kyle.smyle. 7 годин тому +2

    Was pretty sure the whole helicopter coin flip was not real. They had flipped the coin before that already

    • @krisdaschwab912
      @krisdaschwab912 Годину тому

      That would make it even more pointless.

    • @Lambda3141
      @Lambda3141 49 хвилин тому

      What a waste of a perfectly good helicopter rental!

  • @rodchallis8031
    @rodchallis8031 7 годин тому +1

    cars, monkeys and racoons?... now, if the Lambo was being driven by a Rhesus Monkey that was fighting with a trash panda, THERE'S A STORY! Now get out there, and get me pictures of Spiderman!

  • @glOckcOma
    @glOckcOma 5 годин тому

    2:45 The look you get when you realize you gotta take a massive dump

  • @supere13
    @supere13 8 годин тому

    that doorbell got me ngl

  • @Grayfox811
    @Grayfox811 6 годин тому +1

    Its pronounced - Mon Teh sell oh
    I Played them in high school football

  • @JohnSmith-fm3pn
    @JohnSmith-fm3pn 4 години тому

    Instead of a coin flip a helicopter is about to drop a ball ...
    * me who remembers 3 people decapitated by a copter during filming of the twilight zone movie * im gonna go get some nachos ...

  • @MrVovansim
    @MrVovansim 4 години тому

    Oh snap, never expected to see Brian Bohannon to be mentioned on jomboy. He's a legit great coach. Don't know what happened to him at Kennesaw State, but he should find a soft landing, if he wants one.
    Edit: ah. Got promoted to higher tier and got crushed. Oof. Tough way to go. You gotta give a man a couple years after you go up a league.

  • @laomein1671
    @laomein1671 6 годин тому

    2:45 with John Goblikon?

  • @ryanburke6877
    @ryanburke6877 7 годин тому +1

    Make her go to a Savannah Bananas game.

  • @Mattress99
    @Mattress99 6 годин тому

    That lady is bananas

  • @RonPower
    @RonPower 3 години тому

    Brian Bohanon, former Texas Rangers great.

  • @bungalo50
    @bungalo50 20 хвилин тому

    Dat Viet Tieu is an 11/10 homerun name

  • @Krideezy
    @Krideezy Годину тому

    I love the weekly dumb bigly

  • @PhilipJFry-qh2jg
    @PhilipJFry-qh2jg 6 годин тому

    Brought back the intro

  • @typeabnegative1
    @typeabnegative1 5 годин тому

    Replaced it with an 86 ford pinto to better represent a player of his caliber.

  • @KyleS6347
    @KyleS6347 3 години тому

    Zack crushed this one

  • @foretrosake5216
    @foretrosake5216 8 годин тому +11

    Dumb intro where have you gone?

    • @calvinhedges2909
      @calvinhedges2909 7 годин тому

      Suck it

    • @22burnsie
      @22burnsie 7 годин тому +1

      Jimmy said in a morning meeting that a measurable % of New Viewers don’t care about name drops and click off the video quickly if there’s a name drop in the start. So they have a eps where they don’t introduce

    • @foretrosake5216
      @foretrosake5216 7 годин тому

      @ ah

  • @detroitsly
    @detroitsly 7 годин тому

    Shout out Memphis Raines...he'd never get caught like Dat

  • @mikewebster8224
    @mikewebster8224 6 годин тому

    This is why the XFL never succeeds. Why didn't they think of the Blackhawk Ball-Drop?

  • @gregthegroove
    @gregthegroove 3 години тому

    Kris Bryant almost got the guy who stole his car. He was 2 inches away from slugging the guy but he swung and missed on the guys slider. [ba dum dis] 🎤this on???

  • @rosseckstein4183
    @rosseckstein4183 8 годин тому

    Creepy Jake!

  • @Ingaevones33
    @Ingaevones33 5 годин тому

    He’s the guy/mechanic,who “chops” it up..🤷‍♂️so he’s probably telling the truth.

  • @connocoo1
    @connocoo1 3 години тому

    Whoa! Wait up, RIGHT NOW is a goblikon thing so uhhh not good for you jomboy??

  • @39AtoZ
    @39AtoZ 4 години тому

    The rules of the ocean are bullshit 😆

  • @UltraSaltyDomer1776
    @UltraSaltyDomer1776 7 годин тому

    Seems like a expensive way to do the coin flip

  • @20stevieray
    @20stevieray Годину тому

    You cant hack the lamborghini tech system

  • @davidclark636
    @davidclark636 4 години тому

    Milton Freewater

  • @cordevfox
    @cordevfox 5 годин тому

    Dumber than usual... Well dumb!!

  • @walterherbranson8235
    @walterherbranson8235 7 годин тому

    Milton Lava resents your closing banter.

  • @jcecil7012
    @jcecil7012 5 годин тому

    i believe its pronounced Monti "sell-o"

  • @tmakinthehouse
    @tmakinthehouse 7 годин тому

    Fire that crazy woman

  • @blissfullycat02
    @blissfullycat02 7 годин тому

    See I have an allergy to bananas so I can't touch them and if I smell them it makes me nauseous. I'm allergic to the tree they grow on so I just get sick with them... I used to eat them as a kid when I had very few allergies, then one year I didn't eat many and my allergies started racking up to the point I had to get allergy tested and reacted to everything then I went to eat a banana at school the same week and got violently sick.

  • @Hrb1010
    @Hrb1010 4 години тому

    Yes I know who is who now and no longer confused

  • @scottcampbell9515
    @scottcampbell9515 6 годин тому

    Does she have a phobia against bananas or does she not find them appealing?
    I'll see myself out.

  • @Deondre_Clark
    @Deondre_Clark 6 годин тому

    But who stole Kris Bryant's hairline?

  • @rustyshackleford6018
    @rustyshackleford6018 7 годин тому

    Milton Hershey

  • @TheGdawgs755
    @TheGdawgs755 7 годин тому

    I fucking hate the name Milton so much. It's the name of the guy my mom is currently seeing that she cheated on my dad with when he was alive and now she's back with him after he died and it's really fucking me up and I hate it. So hearing the name Milton in this video so many times was really really unfortunate.

  • @rajsharma5316
    @rajsharma5316 7 годин тому

    Milton milken

  • @PlaySA
    @PlaySA 7 годин тому

    Milton Moses

  • @samuelwyatt7846
    @samuelwyatt7846 2 години тому

    Kris Bryant’s car was stolen by the rats that were taught to drive cars. First it was joy rides, but it quickly escalated into a Fast and Furious-esque car stealing crime ring

  • @Go__Birds
    @Go__Birds 8 годин тому

    Monticello pronounced Mon- ti-sell-o

    • @jodosh
      @jodosh 7 годин тому

      And the buckaroos is a very appropriate name

    • @CRneu
      @CRneu 7 годин тому

      Yeah. They're really weird about it out there in Utah, too. They have a bunch of town names they say weird and then get really offended if you don't know.

  • @andrewhagelman4828
    @andrewhagelman4828 8 годин тому +1

    Can I still have 3 dollars please

  • @ilikenothingtoo
    @ilikenothingtoo 3 години тому

    If your name is Bo Bohannon, you're gonna be Bobo for the rest of your life.

  • @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS
    @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS 20 хвилин тому

    Memeology Where are you with the Banana story! Shes allergic to ''Boner'' shaped products

  • @User0000000000000004
    @User0000000000000004 4 години тому

    We all know it's pronounced "Uzbeki-beki-stan-stan"

  • @shaystern2453
    @shaystern2453 6 годин тому

    rich people crying =

  • @cracklecracklebaybay5612
    @cracklecracklebaybay5612 4 години тому

    Gender Equality Minister???.....Get outta here with that shhhh.

  • @InsidiousSwede
    @InsidiousSwede 8 годин тому +1

    Yo, first?

  • @senorsuave
    @senorsuave 2 години тому

    milton overton sucks ... as a name

  • @GTARC-2023
    @GTARC-2023 7 годин тому

    Is Sweeden a 'Banana Republic'?

  • @CharlesSimmons-y8j
    @CharlesSimmons-y8j 7 годин тому

    You guys look like bubble gum

  • @EvaElinoror
    @EvaElinoror 8 годин тому

    Watching your channel is like a holiday in the world of entertainment and jokes. Thank you for your creativity and ability to make people smile!🌹🌟😀