How Italy's Geography got Badly Nerfed

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  • @Quintaner
    @Quintaner 4 роки тому +4595

    Italy didn’t get nerfed, their build just doesn’t scale into the late game

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 4 роки тому +200

      How do you know we are in the 'late game' ;)

    • @jossanecassar8683
      @jossanecassar8683 4 роки тому +70

      Sunny Jim r/cursedcomments

    • @Nen._.o
      @Nen._.o 4 роки тому +17

      Sunny Jim the late game will be the aliens

    • @abbad707
      @abbad707 4 роки тому +5

      Emilia lmaoo

    • @rickpin_0612
      @rickpin_0612 3 роки тому +3

      @@seanlai8293 like paradox

  • @radianzero
    @radianzero 4 роки тому +8290

    RLL: "Italy has been recently nerfed."
    Me: _"You don't say."_

  • @MsSlash89
    @MsSlash89 4 роки тому +1797

    As an Italian, I think this is one of the best videos on UA-cam about Italy: it really encapsulates history, geography and economy in a very precise way.

    • @thysonita2114
      @thysonita2114 3 роки тому +26

      we have two very different definitions of "precise"

    • @RacingGuy570
      @RacingGuy570 3 роки тому +2

      *...*

    • @andoniazcarraga1637
      @andoniazcarraga1637 3 роки тому +1

      Lamborghini ferrari fiaaat

    • @filippomeuti9617
      @filippomeuti9617 3 роки тому +18

      Idk they put Tuscany as south Italy, that's a 0% accuracy to me

    • @mattiananni242
      @mattiananni242 3 роки тому +8

      Pero è pieno di ignoranza, cioè, le reggioni "autonome" nn sono indipendenti, hanno solo piu potere rispetto allo stato centrale, come gli stati del USA, in più gli independentisti nn sono sopra il 50%, o almeno, gli indipendentisti che vogliono completamente separarsi dall'italia nn sono piu del 50%

  • @x3mbr
    @x3mbr 4 роки тому +4000

    1:46 holy crap I just realized "Mediterranean" means "'middle of earth"

    • @veemie8148
      @veemie8148 4 роки тому +304

      That's sick

    • @manooxi327
      @manooxi327 4 роки тому +321

      *mind blown*

    • @newbiechu7024
      @newbiechu7024 4 роки тому +211

      No, middle earth is from Lord of the Rings.

    • @hushpuppy1735
      @hushpuppy1735 4 роки тому +199

      No, middle earth is new zealand

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 роки тому +397

      It means "middle of the land" and referred to the fact it was landlocked. The Romans used to call it Mare Nostrum, our sea, I think.

  • @Chessrook44
    @Chessrook44 4 роки тому +2814

    "Mwahaha! We have the strongest defense possible, nobody can get in!"
    "Fine. Stay in there, you can't get out."
    "Wait, what?"

    • @miliba
      @miliba 4 роки тому +76

      *closes door
      "Now youse can't leave!"

    • @DSiren
      @DSiren 4 роки тому +261

      The only difference between a fortress and a prison are who controls the front gate, and which direction the weapons point.

    • @BenjaminMilekowsky
      @BenjaminMilekowsky 4 роки тому +7

      You don't even worries about how many people are in pain there

    • @MysticalSolarus
      @MysticalSolarus 4 роки тому +1

      DSiren Sirenilhas l

    • @fatherleo4603
      @fatherleo4603 4 роки тому +3

      @@miliba Bronx Tale 😄

  • @YourAveragePersonOnTheStreets
    @YourAveragePersonOnTheStreets 4 роки тому +1660

    God: hmm, Italy’s spawn is way to overpowered.
    Angel: why don’t we nerf Italy’s spawn and send thousands of humans to attack it which will cause Rome to collapse and split it into thousands of states which will remain divided for thousands of years
    God: sounds... good.

  • @Dfathurr
    @Dfathurr 4 роки тому +3842

    Austro Hungary : **manage to pass the alps*
    Austro Hungary : **lose the entire war*
    Carthage : first time?

    • @kvandermeersch5753
      @kvandermeersch5753 4 роки тому +113

      Germany : No, second time

    • @regnoditalia7711
      @regnoditalia7711 4 роки тому +99

      yeah dont mess with italy on its homeland...

    • @Luca-ok6sw
      @Luca-ok6sw 4 роки тому +25

      Kingdom of Italy se ci pensi quanti sono effettivamente riusciti a vincere contro di noi senza aiuti interni? E praticamente nessuno è mai riuscito a mantenere un controllo totale su dei territori italiani per più di 100 anni

    • @spinyslasher6586
      @spinyslasher6586 4 роки тому +16

      @@regnoditalia7711 The Allies sure messed with them hard though.

    • @scottwhitley3392
      @scottwhitley3392 4 роки тому +14

      @@regnoditalia7711 unless
      you are uk and usa

  • @YesToCookies23
    @YesToCookies23 4 роки тому +3779

    Italy: No one can pass the Alps and invade.
    Austria-Hungary: you’re right, and neither can you.
    Italy: wait...

    • @idunnoman6826
      @idunnoman6826 4 роки тому +165

      Austria later: shit i can't shit i can't swim

    • @p.f.886
      @p.f.886 4 роки тому +188

      Austro-Hungary: *if I can't come in, you can't come in.*

    • @CyclismHS
      @CyclismHS 4 роки тому +35

      @@p.f.886 that's what she said :)

    • @user-and-id
      @user-and-id 4 роки тому +29

      They both tried 12 times in total, at a river called Isonzo

    • @aivinni9838
      @aivinni9838 4 роки тому +46

      Hannibal: am I a joke to you?

  • @joshuanaumowicz5115
    @joshuanaumowicz5115 4 роки тому +212

    “Byzantines”. When you get invaded by urself

    • @IlleScrutator
      @IlleScrutator 3 роки тому +22

      Well, when they returned in Italy, their wars did waaaay more damage than the barbarians in the century before
      Justinian is still a nice lad tho

    • @sidneyadnopoz3427
      @sidneyadnopoz3427 3 роки тому +1

      Larping greeks lol ; )

    • @ndreas.
      @ndreas. 3 роки тому

      He also let the social demokrati of germany fight against the Italiens... idk what happened there. Watch Till he Shows the flaggs fight. At minute 6 and something.

    • @ndreas.
      @ndreas. 3 роки тому +1

      6:44 wtf

    • @Tortellobello45
      @Tortellobello45 2 роки тому +1

      @@IlleScrutator 2 milion deaths, god it's more than the Italian losses in WW1, WW2, Napoleonic Wars and Punic Wars all together

  • @cainthebraindrain7056
    @cainthebraindrain7056 4 роки тому +6188

    As a northern Italian I can confirm that the south is everything south of my house

    • @louissagarrigavisconti9992
      @louissagarrigavisconti9992 4 роки тому +141

      bruh the south is below rome

    • @cainthebraindrain7056
      @cainthebraindrain7056 4 роки тому +679

      Louis Sagarriga Visconti
      Nope, below my house, which is pretty much where the video shows it. And if my friend lives 10 km south of me, he’ll say that the south begins just south of his house. That’s how that works.

    • @louissagarrigavisconti9992
      @louissagarrigavisconti9992 4 роки тому +37

      @@cainthebraindrain7056 im from puglia maybe its ur richass tht has that joke cuz it aint funny tbfh

    • @cainthebraindrain7056
      @cainthebraindrain7056 4 роки тому +347

      Louis Sagarriga Visconti
      I’m sooo sooooooo sorry that you think my joke Is nOT FunNy.
      Are you ever going to forgive me guy from Puglia?

    • @louissagarrigavisconti9992
      @louissagarrigavisconti9992 4 роки тому +13

      @@cainthebraindrain7056 irdc its just lame af

  • @strikeone7803
    @strikeone7803 4 роки тому +1796

    RLL: Shows modern day Germany's Flag instead of the Imperial Flag on the Italian Front
    WW1 fanboys: *Heavy breathing*

  • @chwiu7070
    @chwiu7070 4 роки тому +617

    Italy: nerfed
    The guy who uses italy as a main: well shlt

    • @benismann
      @benismann 4 роки тому +16

      It is like modern games devs doing
      "Something is OP!!! NERD PLZ"
      they dont listen first, and then herfs the shit out of this thing, making it literally unplayable

    • @Sword-of-Ruin
      @Sword-of-Ruin 3 роки тому +1

      Italys Geography became funner: A GD player

    • @secretbaguette
      @secretbaguette 3 роки тому +1

      Nah, too easy to counter. British navy can just shell every inch if need be.

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 3 роки тому

      As an Italian would say: Not molto bene

    • @bringbackthedislikecount6767
      @bringbackthedislikecount6767 3 роки тому

      Hoi4 players: ima pretend I didn’t hear that
      *Proceed to dominate the world*

  • @haze154
    @haze154 4 роки тому +1951

    “The north is protected by the alps”
    Hannibal be like: what alps

    • @ventu7907
      @ventu7907 4 роки тому +15

      Jazza Mapping in the east near the border with Slovenia there is a plain

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 4 роки тому +137

      He did sacrifice A LOT of troops to get over them. Like, a *LOT*

    • @dennischoi5461
      @dennischoi5461 4 роки тому +84

      Hannibal: hold my elephants

    • @duckmeister5385
      @duckmeister5385 4 роки тому +56

      Rome be like: what carthage

    • @RobinZwaard
      @RobinZwaard 4 роки тому +33

      Elephants be like: What?! Alps?!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +1491

    The meta has truly shifted towards the viruses

    • @Bimskuuy
      @Bimskuuy 4 роки тому +17

      You again..

    • @flashstar1234
      @flashstar1234 4 роки тому

      Bio warfare ....

    • @verticalfracture
      @verticalfracture 4 роки тому

      the 12th century begs to differ

    • @mellofan2012
      @mellofan2012 4 роки тому +1

      Way better than the school shooter meta of the last few patches

    • @slinkerdeer
      @slinkerdeer 4 роки тому

      Yeah that's why a treatment that kills the virus is already available...

  • @stefanoscacco459
    @stefanoscacco459 3 роки тому +110

    That battle that we lost in 1917 is known to us as the "Disfatta di Caporetto". Austria and Germany pushed the Italian line down 150 kilometers, and it was such a huge loss that the name of the battle entered our language as a synonym of a catastrophic event or defeat. Even to this day, calling an event a "Caporetto" is like admitting it was an embarrassing loss.

  • @Staingo_Jenkins
    @Staingo_Jenkins 4 роки тому +298

    Some say the background music is still looping to this day.

    • @kevinabiwardani7550
      @kevinabiwardani7550 4 роки тому +9

      Some say it is still looping after the universe is ending...
      But my curiousity is, what is the name of the song?

    • @ibtsamsaeed7334
      @ibtsamsaeed7334 4 роки тому +9

      @@kevinabiwardani7550 crusaders 1 by johannes

    • @kevinabiwardani7550
      @kevinabiwardani7550 4 роки тому +1

      @@ibtsamsaeed7334
      Thank you very much, I'll search it immediately.

  • @untilnow581
    @untilnow581 4 роки тому +916

    Dear Italians, dear friends, stay strong in this bad period. Your Armor is strong. Greatings from USA.

    • @pietromeroni2023
      @pietromeroni2023 4 роки тому +110

      Thank you! I see many people in the comments making jokes about this situation. I know they are joking and i like a to have a good laugh, but it's also really hearth warming to see foreigners beign supportive and really understanding this crisis we are going through.
      Greeting from Italy, hope you all stay safe there in the US.

    • @tictacpee9718
      @tictacpee9718 4 роки тому +19

      Thanks 💕
      Stay strong you too, always keep your head up 😉
      It's scary, but we all can do it 😊

    • @ea635
      @ea635 4 роки тому +9

      Thanks a million, stay strong too!

    • @giammidaddy6761
      @giammidaddy6761 4 роки тому +3

      Thank youu❤️❤️

    • @randomguy-jd8su
      @randomguy-jd8su 4 роки тому +2

      @@tictacpee9718 Thanks for saing that :)

  • @ice711real
    @ice711real 4 роки тому +572

    Land that nobody owns: Exists
    Britan: hipity hopity this is now my property

    • @b2manjaro
      @b2manjaro 4 роки тому +10

      Ice711
      I like your rhyme

    • @auzakov1977
      @auzakov1977 4 роки тому +1

      Gabriel Gaming Bro, I see this everywhere.

    • @benismann
      @benismann 4 роки тому +7

      Wtf it is doing in comments of this video
      that is about Italy

    • @FeedMeSalt
      @FeedMeSalt 4 роки тому +2

      @@benismann because some of us will never let them forget about that past. Also. They fucked Italy over.

    • @Mauricio24271
      @Mauricio24271 4 роки тому +10

      With nobody you mean natives that had to be murdered right?

  • @Alias_Anybody
    @Alias_Anybody 4 роки тому +2004

    Austria: "It's over Italy, I have the High Ground!!"
    Italy: "You underestimate my... wait, is that an avalanche?!?"

    • @0205-z9y
      @0205-z9y 4 роки тому +73

      We actually won tho

    • @mrmarvin9916
      @mrmarvin9916 4 роки тому +19

      y tho the EU has become quite worthless tbh, it was created for the countries to work together and we’ve seen how well that worked during Covid19

    • @phx24
      @phx24 4 роки тому +11

      02051945 No, they Entente won. Italy didn’t do jack smh

    • @Venetianmappingandanimations
      @Venetianmappingandanimations 4 роки тому +8

      @@0205-z9y yeah "won" while Italy never occupied an Austrian land in the war... The Battle of Vittorio Veneto was win with a huge help from the allies

    • @Ermagron
      @Ermagron 4 роки тому +15

      Forse dovresti pensare agli italiani che vivendo in territorio austriaco erano costretti a combattere sotto minaccia che gli facessero fuori la famiglia...si e vero...
      Molti si lanciavano verso le trincee italiane a morire piuttosto che ferire compatrioti e al contempo dalvare le famiglie...
      Ma quelli nn li ricorda mai nessuno vero.
      O del fatto che che gli austriaci presero a fottute cannonate milano.

  • @adammadi9109
    @adammadi9109 4 роки тому +1011

    Normal People: Uses google maps
    RLL, an intellectual: *USES CIVILIZATION MAP*

    • @joshwonkim0895
      @joshwonkim0895 4 роки тому +16

      Even history textbooks don't use civilization maps!

    • @CadenMHolmes
      @CadenMHolmes 4 роки тому +7

      He’s officially a bee

    • @VanadzorImSirac
      @VanadzorImSirac 4 роки тому +12

      Me, a larger intellectual: *USES ROME TOTAL WAR MAP*

  • @rogersmj
    @rogersmj 4 роки тому +235

    I find it difficult to imagine what it would be like to have a map of your known world and...just not know what was beyond the edges of it.

    • @Tinxl-o
      @Tinxl-o 3 роки тому +5

      This is why we study history at school

    • @ricochet4674
      @ricochet4674 3 роки тому +15

      @@Tinxl-o more like geography. But yea.

    • @Nome_utente_generico
      @Nome_utente_generico 3 роки тому +49

      It's like now with outer space

    • @Robert_McGarry_Poems
      @Robert_McGarry_Poems 2 роки тому +1

      @@Tinxl-o Oh yeah, that makes sense... I guess those very first ever civilizations should have gone to University to learn geography...

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 2 роки тому +3

      sphere of known universe >_>

  • @yannychan3358
    @yannychan3358 4 роки тому +3412

    “A tiny little city called Rome”
    Rome: *laughs in world domination*

    • @p.f.886
      @p.f.886 4 роки тому +77

      Etruscans and other Italic people who came before Rome: *am I a joke to you?*

    • @atharhussain22
      @atharhussain22 4 роки тому +20

      Ever heard of Rashiduns and Ottomans?
      Roman Empire: cries in extinction..

    • @tmlm9782
      @tmlm9782 4 роки тому +16

      @@albe3879 one key reason is believed to be the victory over and subsequent destruction of carthago, after which they got lazy and decadent because there was no number one enemy anymore. That made it easier for rivals on the empire's outskirts to attack, knowing that the Roman military had become weak because of their decadence

    • @lucasheitor9288
      @lucasheitor9288 4 роки тому +1

      Vandals: hold my beer

    • @DvD1303
      @DvD1303 4 роки тому +8

      @@atharhussain22 Laughs in Winged Hussars

  • @JohnnyL69
    @JohnnyL69 4 роки тому +930

    Country: *exists*
    RLL: hippity hoppity, this has bad geography

  • @CinanzonRoll
    @CinanzonRoll 4 роки тому +177

    "Strong Regional identities"
    Me, coming from Arezzo: *laughs in hating every other Tuscanian City, and most of Umbria and more*

    • @DavideKuras
      @DavideKuras 3 роки тому +5

      Gonna stop producing perugina

    • @Della420
      @Della420 3 роки тому +4

      Pisa fa propio cacate

    • @lolloblue9646
      @lolloblue9646 3 роки тому +2

      Come massese mi dissocio dall'identità toscana e accetto un mix linguistico-culturale ligure-emiliano

    • @Andre777Ita
      @Andre777Ita 2 роки тому +1

      @@Della420 da fiorentino approvo

    • @OG_ALviK
      @OG_ALviK 2 роки тому +3

      Me, coming from Maremma; agreed! Tuscany is the only region that has a civil war with neighbouring cities within the region.
      It's actually quite amazing!

  • @Egemony
    @Egemony 4 роки тому +338

    Italy: *Gets nerfed because of the geography*
    Canada, Kazakhstan and Poland: First time?

    • @bringbackthedislikecount6767
      @bringbackthedislikecount6767 4 роки тому +10

      He did a video where he talks about Poland's geography

    • @lennerzbell2657
      @lennerzbell2657 4 роки тому +23

      Canada has pretty good geography

    • @wastedoxys
      @wastedoxys 4 роки тому +55

      Heard Canada’s Geography is getting buffed in the climate change update along with Russia

    • @DesperateDawggo21
      @DesperateDawggo21 4 роки тому +9

      @@wastedoxys Russia is getting nerfed actually

    • @wastedoxys
      @wastedoxys 4 роки тому +11

      Youssef Abdelaal nahh I heard the new North Sea passage DLC is getting opened

  • @MrRushSkies
    @MrRushSkies 4 роки тому +739

    Italy: We have the worst geography.
    Japan: Hold my sushi.

    • @doomturtle7579
      @doomturtle7579 4 роки тому +46

      good meme by hold my sake would've been better lol

    • @cloneeja
      @cloneeja 4 роки тому +17

      @@doomturtle7579 New Zealand entered the chat!

    • @martincamilleri7444
      @martincamilleri7444 4 роки тому +50

      Poland:I dont even know you guys

    • @quijybojanklebits8750
      @quijybojanklebits8750 4 роки тому +3

      America: points and laughs mockingly.

    • @magnificence5
      @magnificence5 4 роки тому +4

      MrRushSkies and the worst politicians...

  • @trainman2226
    @trainman2226 4 роки тому +453

    “And the United States” *doesnt highlight alaska*

    • @yugomapper5851
      @yugomapper5851 4 роки тому +78

      "Russia" *doesnt highlight Kaliningrad*

    • @anonymouskiwi
      @anonymouskiwi 4 роки тому +9

      I know that got to me lmao

    • @spinyslasher6586
      @spinyslasher6586 4 роки тому +28

      Tbh nobody cares about Alaska US just bought it to flex on Russia.

    • @Cramblit
      @Cramblit 4 роки тому +44

      @@spinyslasher6586
      Pretty sure if Alaska suddenly didn't exist, every American would very much miss it.

    • @stanleyyelnats9310
      @stanleyyelnats9310 4 роки тому +10

      @@spinyslasher6586 Tf you talking about?

  • @manolis.799
    @manolis.799 4 роки тому +709

    Italy: there is a medical emergency going on right now
    RLL: here’s why your geography is now worthless!

    • @mattnorris7124
      @mattnorris7124 4 роки тому +16

      They all got infected because their navy is weak and couldn't provide them a way out through the Mediterranean so they had to go over the Alps which caused a funnel of people where social distancing was null and void and encouraged the spread of the virus.
      I believe this is where this video was going.

    • @DhirC35
      @DhirC35 4 роки тому +7

      @@mattnorris7124 ??

    • @illusion9423
      @illusion9423 4 роки тому +7

      It's literally adding insult to injury

    • @regnoditalia7711
      @regnoditalia7711 4 роки тому +6

      @@mattnorris7124 Italy has a great navy what are you talking about, Italy has the virus bad bc they get cloth and materials from china for the fashion capital of the world: Milan to design cloths and keep its biggest economy going: fashion

    • @Kaizzer
      @Kaizzer 3 роки тому

      The virus initially hit the provinces around one of the most active airports (Orio al Serio), I can bet the first wave came from there.

  • @saikatbiswas9
    @saikatbiswas9 4 роки тому +403

    Italy has been my fascination since Assassin's Creed II. My dream is to travel throughout the length and breadth of Italy and see Florence, Milan, Venice, Rome, Vatican and every other city.
    Its a beautiful country and with beautiful people! COVID-19 may have taken many lives but it will never dampen the beauty of Italy! ❤️ Insieme per la Vittoria, Italia!
    Love, from India 🥰🇮🇳

    • @whitemamba7573
      @whitemamba7573 4 роки тому +21

      Por i spanish... In italian we say per which means for anyway thank you for your support✌️

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 4 роки тому +10

      Funny that you mention this game because I just took it back thanks to the steam sales (and the free time given by the quarantine)
      Just as good as I remember. This game really fueled my love for the Renaissance so badly

    • @edoardoribolla5723
      @edoardoribolla5723 4 роки тому +22

      don't forget about southern cities like Naples and Palermo. They are very underrated

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 4 роки тому +11

      @@edoardoribolla5723 This isn't only the southern cities that are underrated, there northern cities as well such as Torino, Bologna or Ventimiglia

    • @edoardoribolla5723
      @edoardoribolla5723 4 роки тому +1

      @@sephikong8323 I know, but I mean that the most visitated places in Italy are in the north-center

  • @blitzkrieg6699
    @blitzkrieg6699 4 роки тому +141

    The music in the background of this video drove me nuts.

    • @BVonBuescher
      @BVonBuescher 3 роки тому +16

      It was terrible

    • @ems7623
      @ems7623 3 роки тому +11

      Agreed

    • @syrhusprod
      @syrhusprod 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah why tf is it British colonial music on a Italian video I hate these royalty free soundtracks

    • @Hankblue
      @Hankblue 3 роки тому +9

      *Irish flute intensifies*

    • @zikalokof1challenge414
      @zikalokof1challenge414 3 роки тому +1

      What is the music's name btw?

  • @thatgirl6155
    @thatgirl6155 4 роки тому +671

    Italians in quarantine: oh ReaLifeLore uploaded! I'm sure whatever he's uploaded will take my mind off things and make me feel be-

    • @berghesein
      @berghesein 4 роки тому +17

      Rip

    • @rosoro465
      @rosoro465 4 роки тому +6

      True

    • @Drobexxx
      @Drobexxx 4 роки тому +21

      Bruh, trust me, we don't need videos such as this to get depression over our own country, we just need to get out of bed every morning to accomplish that.

    • @autem9970
      @autem9970 4 роки тому +4

      @@Drobexxx feels bad man (ti capisco)

    • @SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333
      @SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333 4 роки тому +3

      Manuel Sacha I know how you feel, I’m American and our country has been decaying for decades.

  • @thiviyansaravanamuthu4395
    @thiviyansaravanamuthu4395 4 роки тому +420

    RLL: „Italy has been recently nerfed”
    Coronavirus: “I just wanna say thank you, I wanna thank my Virus academy, my Virus friends and Family”

  • @NXSWSKY
    @NXSWSKY 3 роки тому +29

    I’m an Italian-American and both times I’ve been to Italy, I’ve been fascinated by the history, geography, architecture and culture.

  • @AdmiralBonetoPick
    @AdmiralBonetoPick 4 роки тому +76

    In Roman times, the most important resource for fighting was manpower, which Italy had plenty of (thanks to fertile farmland, and Roman expertise at irrigation to create more). In WW2 the most important resources were coal, iron, and oil, which Italy had hardly any of.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +56

    Covid-19 truly made an impact on Italy's economy and it's sad to see, stay safe everyone

    • @ipgd69
      @ipgd69 4 роки тому

      stop appearing in the comment section of every video goddamn

    • @clarkcates8322
      @clarkcates8322 4 роки тому

      I agree

    • @meowzers1721
      @meowzers1721 4 роки тому +1

      @@ObeseGorilla229 wtf why

    • @mr.patriotjol
      @mr.patriotjol 4 роки тому

      Electric Acid I hope we all get Ebola

    • @Cathal_6400
      @Cathal_6400 4 роки тому

      I want it cos I wanna die

  • @morrisstudio8372
    @morrisstudio8372 4 роки тому +32

    When ur geography is so op that the Devs have to nerf u

  • @ultimatestoryteller
    @ultimatestoryteller 4 роки тому +85

    Meanwhile , I hope they start recovering soon. Love and wishes to all Italian folks from India

    • @tomgjgj
      @tomgjgj 4 роки тому +4

      Thanks India, same to you.

    • @tentifr
      @tentifr 4 роки тому +3

      Thank you, hope the best for you too

    • @aphrcbite
      @aphrcbite 4 роки тому +1

      thank u, good luck to you guys as well

    • @pechi22
      @pechi22 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you so much. Stay safe

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 4 роки тому +1

      man, i really hope Italy recovers well.
      if it went so bad in Italy who knows what would happen here in India in a country of 1.3 billion people.

  • @julianmontes8847
    @julianmontes8847 4 роки тому +149

    Italy: I'm a superpower
    History: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @AlbertoCiarrocca
    @AlbertoCiarrocca 3 роки тому +17

    Claiming the US invasion of Italy during WW2 was only possible thanks to Italy’s geography is partial, as the US army was aided and often preceded by partisans.
    Also, it was the Sicilian mafia (which had interest in the fall of fascism) that made easy for them to land in the first place

  • @coolbean259
    @coolbean259 4 роки тому +380

    Real Life Lore: and the United States (doesn’t highlight Alaska)
    Alaska:😭😭

    • @axelfoley133
      @axelfoley133 4 роки тому +53

      Hawaii: am I a joke to you? Lol

    • @theodore474
      @theodore474 4 роки тому +7

      I don't think Hawaii was under the US authority back then, or even Alaska.

    • @MohammedIqlasUddin
      @MohammedIqlasUddin 4 роки тому +1

      I came searching for this comment

    • @Zeta4
      @Zeta4 4 роки тому +7

      Heto He’s talking about modern day though

    • @joseph.wolf.
      @joseph.wolf. 4 роки тому +12

      @@theodore474 He was talking about modern day great powers. I'm pretty sure Hawaii and Alaska are part of the modern day USA, unless there was a recent civil war no one told me about.

  • @norwoodwildlife9849
    @norwoodwildlife9849 4 роки тому +410

    I always thought Italy's geography was a little weird , it's a country
    surrounded by water and the water surrounding it is surrounded by land.
    No other country is like that.

    • @marco-elia
      @marco-elia 4 роки тому +56

      And that water surround the land, that surround the waters, that surround our land.

    • @AdmiralBonetoPick
      @AdmiralBonetoPick 4 роки тому +74

      Maybe Greece too. But I get your point.

    • @pedrosabino8751
      @pedrosabino8751 4 роки тому +26

      @@AdmiralBonetoPick Anatolia peninsula too

    • @TommyzCrazy
      @TommyzCrazy 4 роки тому +20

      Greece enters the chat

    • @puddingmaster4213
      @puddingmaster4213 4 роки тому +11

      One word. Greece

  • @Firefox-rt9ev
    @Firefox-rt9ev 3 роки тому +86

    6:34 The battles on the isonzo river were actually a succes for italy; austrians were about to loose trieste, the only port of the empire and the its loss was possibly the event that would have ended war for austrians, so they called german's help and destroyed italian's army at caporetto, wich is also the name of the battle. It is not because of the mountains that they were defeated, but it was because italian army was weak compared to german army. Just to give you a scale, during ww1 winning a battle could have meant to go forward for 1 km, while the 11th battle on the isonzo river brought italian soldiers 10 km forwards.

    • @avoig_3219
      @avoig_3219 2 роки тому

      Germany have used innovative tecniche to made the war they bomb italian front for an our instead a day and when Italian create bunker, the german forces attack and made a lot of prigioner.

    • @Firefox-rt9ev
      @Firefox-rt9ev 2 роки тому +2

      @@avoig_3219 exactly, moreover they used to attack with small groups (wich is the precursion of blitzkrieg, the use of individual but fast divisions of tanks) and they used to circle out the trenches of italian soldiers.

    • @blackpaint9093
      @blackpaint9093 2 роки тому +1

      @@Firefox-rt9ev yep, Erwin rommel was there

    • @alexzero3736
      @alexzero3736 2 роки тому +2

      King Emmanuel should sack Cadorna early. Most of battles lost at Isonzo were just ill-prepared. And the guy blamed middle rank officers and even soldiers for that.

  • @Vigil4TW
    @Vigil4TW 4 роки тому +558

    Their population is about to get nerfed hard..

    • @skeletonwguitar4383
      @skeletonwguitar4383 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, the word nerfed is kinda *UUHHMM* but Context is everything ofc

    • @GM-xk1nw
      @GM-xk1nw 4 роки тому +28

      That is no funny, jerks

    • @thepegster1953
      @thepegster1953 4 роки тому +1

      Lamaoaoabalaoahkakqo-

    • @Uranium_Enjoyer
      @Uranium_Enjoyer 4 роки тому

      Yeah I know, I heard the devs could be bringing a big update to weaken the US and China as well as some European nations. Apparently they were too op

    • @GLOw7125
      @GLOw7125 4 роки тому

      That moment when you were about to make a very similar joke but somebody did it first

  • @kmuturi238
    @kmuturi238 4 роки тому +66

    Pray for Italy. Italians are some of the most humble and warm people on earth 😭💙

    • @lawbringer9857
      @lawbringer9857 4 роки тому +5

      The Antichrist Also some of the most racist people 🤣

    • @cevinzeke5110
      @cevinzeke5110 4 роки тому +10

      Would never say humble but warm yes. Italians never let you forget their cultural and historical legacy, in terms of soft power Italy is still a juggernaut. And that will never change.

    • @hffvbgfgggh5873
      @hffvbgfgggh5873 4 роки тому

      @@cevinzeke5110 muslims?

    • @Tsunami0950
      @Tsunami0950 4 роки тому +10

      @@lawbringer9857 LOL. Found the Frenchman. Still salty about 2006 eh?

    • @thebananarepublic7255
      @thebananarepublic7255 4 роки тому

      What about the Italian owner from Amy's Baking Company

  • @adam19890911
    @adam19890911 4 роки тому +13

    I had an Italian boss from originally Chirie near Torino, he had a map of Italy in his office, he had a horizontal line at Rome and under that line was written with a sharpie "AFRICA"

  • @SnarlyFuture
    @SnarlyFuture 4 роки тому +158

    Reallifelore: *Coloring in the United States*
    Alaska & Hawaii: Why don’t you like us

    • @papakarrbear3767
      @papakarrbear3767 4 роки тому +4

      Not to mention, using the wrong German flag for the ww1 segment

    • @User31129
      @User31129 4 роки тому +3

      The other part of the country that's often left off maps is the Upper Peninsula of Michigan

  • @ribottostudio
    @ribottostudio 4 роки тому +209

    *RLL:* Italy's geography has been nerfed."
    *Literally Everyone::* that ain't the only thing that's been nerfed.....
    Sorry Italy. Good luck.

    • @SwissMedi
      @SwissMedi 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks bro

    • @rosagapi
      @rosagapi 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣 thank you!

  • @Rohv
    @Rohv 3 роки тому +32

    Well in Medieval and Rome Total War, Rome is literally the center of the map. So if you have a world-spanning empire. You should set your capital there to promote public order.

  • @mbathroom1
    @mbathroom1 4 роки тому +172

    The ironic part was that it was italians who led the exploration of the atlantic, effectively dooming their nation to irrelevancy

    • @pedrosabino8751
      @pedrosabino8751 4 роки тому +4

      Fun fact: Cristóvão Colombo learn to navigate in Portugal.

    • @user-kk6yg7ds9z
      @user-kk6yg7ds9z 4 роки тому +44

      @@pedrosabino8751 fun fact he is a Genovese one of the Naval superpower Republic

    • @SuperJuvexxx
      @SuperJuvexxx 4 роки тому +53

      Irrelevancy? Don't think so, by this logic Germany, Russia and Austria should have been irrelevant too.
      Italy highly influenced the world even during colonial times through its culture, and became one of the major economies and powers once unified. Not to mention its great maritime republics.
      Plus, as history showed, having colonies but not being able to sustain and manage them can lead you to many economic, political and logistical problems as happened to Spain, Portugal and France. Infact the most successful colonizers were the Brits and to a certain extent the Dutch, given their little size. Not to mention that nowadays the main colonial powers of the past are literally being colonized back by immigrants from the former countries they invaded.
      It's true tho that a late unification and the inaccessibility to the Atlantic crippled the enormous Italy's potential to be a global superpower like in the Roman times 🤷, this tho doesn't mean that Italy could automatically have become and remained a global power just because of colonies since in order to impose yourself on the world stage you still had to be strong in Europe. Only exception to this, again, are the Brits who despite having never had a major direct foothold on mainland Europe still managed through their economy, navy and diplomacy to remain relevant on the stage.
      Despite all of this, Italy remained the richest area of Europe at least untill the 16th- mid 17th century.
      Plus, the historical, economical and cultural contribution that constantly came from Italy since the ancient to modern times (unlike Greece who unfortunately stopped with the Byzantines) will always put Italy into a place of relevance

    • @pedrosabino8751
      @pedrosabino8751 4 роки тому +2

      @@user-kk6yg7ds9z Everyone know that Portugal ended with the monopoly of Venece and Genoa. Furthermore, Columbus gained his skills in Portugal.

    • @user-kk6yg7ds9z
      @user-kk6yg7ds9z 4 роки тому +17

      @@pedrosabino8751 everyone knows that many of the sailors at that time are Italian under the banner of other country genoa and venice was still important since the center of the world were still mediterranean (aamerica were not discover yet)

  • @ThomasTubeHD
    @ThomasTubeHD 4 роки тому +70

    0:48
    Reallifelore : *including corsica a part of Italy*
    France :
    *That angry bald guy in a stadium meme*

    • @davrosdarlek7058
      @davrosdarlek7058 4 роки тому +6

      Historically corsica was part of genoa so maybe he was talking generally.

    • @yugalkarol7131
      @yugalkarol7131 4 роки тому +2

      I remember watching that guy live 😂😂
      I guess it was at the cricket World Cup

    • @pietromeroni2023
      @pietromeroni2023 4 роки тому +4

      The frencies they better give it back! Corsica=/=France

    • @ea635
      @ea635 4 роки тому +5

      They are italics, Napoleon even changed his surname at the time. However they just don’t care about most of these things, it just is what it is توما التشاد

    • @Charlie-et4td
      @Charlie-et4td 4 роки тому +2

      And Malta. It's either independent, or put it as Britain.

  • @Cxcxco89
    @Cxcxco89 2 роки тому +40

    As an Italian, I think Italy's Geography will start to be relevant again when African countries will see a massive development in their economies (as in the case of Nigeria). Just in this case, the Mediterranean see will start to be the center of commercial exchanges between Africa and Europe and Italy will be the first touchpoint of this interconnection.

    • @victorlazari5708
      @victorlazari5708 Рік тому +3

      Keep dreaming boi

    • @Obeywulf
      @Obeywulf Рік тому +4

      interesting way to think about it. If Africa was to be able to garner more capital and banking services in general, maybe utilizing mico loans or cryptocurrency, I could very well see this happening.

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 Рік тому

      ​@user-wj8kv2rv4u for the western half of the continent, sure
      But for the eastern half, including Egypt, the Horn of Africa and the Indian Ocean? A lot of that will go through the Suez Canal, and Italy has important ports for that network, like Venice

    • @vaingloriant
      @vaingloriant Рік тому

      the developments seem to be mainly sub saharan

  • @triangulator01
    @triangulator01 4 роки тому +294

    RLL: Italy's geography got nerfed
    **Corona Virus has entered the chat**

    • @pechi22
      @pechi22 4 роки тому +2

      That's not funny

    • @PETEPChannel
      @PETEPChannel 4 роки тому +3

      Ten thousand of people already died

    • @pechi22
      @pechi22 4 роки тому +3

      @@PETEPChannel this jerk doesn't care about that

    • @pechi22
      @pechi22 4 роки тому +3

      @@fellowfangurl310 sorry but as an italian, I felt attacked since nobody here is jocking about that.

    • @ankitabhatia2518
      @ankitabhatia2518 4 роки тому +1

      This guy just copied the joke I sent him but ok(yea its me)

  • @ea635
    @ea635 4 роки тому +10

    Ave fratello, thanks for putting much interest in Italy during this difficult time. Stay strong.

  • @thefoxers5764
    @thefoxers5764 4 роки тому +74

    “And the United States”
    *doesn’t highlight Alaska
    *sad Alaskan noises
    5:06

  • @YeenMage
    @YeenMage 4 роки тому +119

    Hold on. The "Byzantines" "invaded Italy"?
    More like the Eastern Romans (i.e. Byzantines) wanted to retake their first capital of Rome and their lands from the Goths. Besides, many part of Italy were Greek colonies since time immemorial.

    • @Iapetus7849
      @Iapetus7849 4 роки тому +25

      Yes but actually no. Greco-Gothic wars were disastrous for the people in Italy. They lasted for 20 years and plummeted the population down to 2-3 million people (before Roman levels). Goths and Byzantines in the attempt to control or retake cities they had lost, buned them down and forced the population to migrate to the coutryside basically starting Feudalism in the peninsula. At the end of that war Italy was devastated and you could say that the "Dark Ages" started at that point (at least here)

    • @tylerellis9097
      @tylerellis9097 4 роки тому +5

      Giulio Patruno Yeah the Gothic War completely stomped Italy, only parts of the south were spared and the dark ages began for Italia.
      Justinian should have stoped at Carthage or Sicily.

    • @SwissMedi
      @SwissMedi 4 роки тому +1

      Phoenician and Greek colonies, my city (Palermo) was colonized by the Phoenicians

    • @nikolamilosevski6424
      @nikolamilosevski6424 4 роки тому +6

      @@Iapetus7849 wow, Greco-Gothic war/!? Who are you to name the Roman reconquest of Italy like that!? Firstly, Justinian was not even Greek (even if he was Greek, it won't change the things). Second, in his time the official language was Latin (again, even if it was Greek official back in his days it won't change the fact that is the Roman Empire). Damn, some people can't follow a country's line of existence. Because of people like you, history as science is broken!

    • @pedrosabino8751
      @pedrosabino8751 4 роки тому

      The same thing, invade Italy.

  • @MYG
    @MYG 4 роки тому +223

    Italy is the “soft underbelly of the axis"
    -Churchhill

    • @johnvonshepard9373
      @johnvonshepard9373 4 роки тому +4

      big ouch

    • @mjzpeanut
      @mjzpeanut 4 роки тому +35

      APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNT AREA

    • @samanvithveeravelli7512
      @samanvithveeravelli7512 4 роки тому +8

      And then Churchill went on to never make any progress in Italy after capturing Rome....they were halted by the Germans in the North

    • @johnvonshepard9373
      @johnvonshepard9373 4 роки тому +1

      He and USA chose not to move forward because of D day.

    • @samanvithveeravelli7512
      @samanvithveeravelli7512 4 роки тому +1

      John von Shepard that’s not true and you should know that. American troops were active in the peninsula until the very end of the war they simply couldn’t overcome he German defenses.

  • @majellico3800
    @majellico3800 4 роки тому +135

    Not really a nerf IMO
    When I saw "nerf", I was expecting a little known update The Dev snuck in by changing the maps terrain. This video outlines Italy's inherit locational trait of 'strong early game - weak late game'.
    Still a very good video. I give it a 48/52.

    • @normanclatcher
      @normanclatcher 2 роки тому +1

      I mean, Venice is undergoing a pretty bad nerf.

    • @agrainofsun
      @agrainofsun 2 роки тому

      @@normanclatcher all coastal cities will, soon enough *laughs in Climate Apocalypse expansion*

    • @caiminlaws7029
      @caiminlaws7029 2 роки тому

      Oohhh you’re so edgy broooo ….

  • @Mortebianca
    @Mortebianca 4 роки тому +762

    Mamma mia

  • @darthvader4594
    @darthvader4594 4 роки тому +82

    Whoever playin plague inc really hates italy

    • @emiliianoportillo1311
      @emiliianoportillo1311 4 роки тому +1

      Nah they *HATE* china *WAY* MORE

    • @ArgKaiser
      @ArgKaiser 4 роки тому +2

      @zonda_r2 New Zealand: allow me to introduce myself

    • @Luca-ok6sw
      @Luca-ok6sw 4 роки тому

      Emiliiano Portillo actually Italy has more dead than China

    • @Raheel2006
      @Raheel2006 4 роки тому

      @@leonardodavid2842 You forgot to mention another point.
      When China was asked about COVID-19 by the WHO back in October or November, China denied its existance, saying it was a rumour (or something like that).
      China lies a lot about its pandemics.

  • @nytrex_yt7417
    @nytrex_yt7417 4 роки тому +76

    How Italy’s Geography got badly nerfed
    Coronavirus: *who summoned thy god*

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +54

    You used gaming graphics to describe Italy, I see you’re evolving

    • @timlehmann9067
      @timlehmann9067 4 роки тому +3

      Like a history/geography version of TierZoo

    • @p.f.886
      @p.f.886 4 роки тому +1

      Why do I see you everywhere? Please stop hacking me.

  • @hk24s
    @hk24s 4 роки тому +118

    Next video: How Italy’s population got badly nerfed

  • @matthewmesisklis4151
    @matthewmesisklis4151 3 роки тому +11

    I was about 60% through this video before I realized it wasn’t about the Eu4 Meta.

  • @luisdavila1236
    @luisdavila1236 4 роки тому +38

    6:12 "And along the Isonzo river over here,"
    ( *12th Battle of the Isonzo River flashbacks* )

  • @ahmadasmar6285
    @ahmadasmar6285 4 роки тому +185

    Everyone; Italy is op
    God: ok I nerf
    Italy: god wtf

  • @boomjonggol5757
    @boomjonggol5757 4 роки тому +12

    Italy 2000 years ago: Yea boi I can attack anywhere in the Mediterranean, I can defend from anywhere via sea or mountain
    The world 2000 years later: Mediterranean it is. Try extending any further lol

  • @vikingsbuckeyesfan
    @vikingsbuckeyesfan 4 роки тому +46

    I’m praying for everybody in Italy during this rough time 🙏🏽

  • @bigguy1230
    @bigguy1230 4 роки тому +89

    You've really been inspired by TierZoo and Civ6 haven't you?

    • @9051team
      @9051team 4 роки тому +1

      Oh? You could tell?

  • @captainbean1264
    @captainbean1264 4 роки тому +16

    Italy : you can't defeat us
    Austria : We don't need to.
    Italy : Wait what

  • @SunsetSecondary
    @SunsetSecondary 4 роки тому +64

    *Good luck to everyone suffering in Italy, China, and everywhere on earth. I hope we make it out of this crisis alive and everything will return back to normal.*

    • @rosagapi
      @rosagapi 4 роки тому +2

      thank you!

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 4 роки тому +4

      Imperial Poland
      We will. But it will be a rough year.

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 роки тому +35

    The title made me think it was TierZoo talking about a server for a second

  • @cosimobaldi03
    @cosimobaldi03 4 роки тому +15

    The geographical internal division also made separate beautiful cities to form, especially in the middle ages and Renaissance. Much cooler than having all the notable attractions in one city tbh

  • @Retro-bt2zc
    @Retro-bt2zc 4 роки тому +68

    Tier Zoo: Geography edition

  • @seifsherif8142
    @seifsherif8142 4 роки тому +114

    I am an Italian lover ♥️🇮🇹
    Wish all the best for Italy nowadays to recovery economically and from the Covid-19
    Our ancient partner , I am Egyptian btw🇮🇹

    • @comrag687
      @comrag687 4 роки тому +4

      Damn bro u must know Giulio Regeni then /s

    • @francescolazzarato3170
      @francescolazzarato3170 4 роки тому

      @@comrag687 sapevo qualcuno l'avrebbe detto...

    • @Venetianmappingandanimations
      @Venetianmappingandanimations 4 роки тому +5

      @@comrag687lmao più che altro abbiamo una diplomazia estera che fa cagare, forse l'unico momento in cui abbiamo avuto una diplomazia decente è stata durante il governo Craxi.. Con lui forse sapremmo già la verità

    • @Thaumazo83
      @Thaumazo83 4 роки тому +1

      Tell your President Al-Sisi something about Giulio Regeni, please.

    • @ferriscemila8912
      @ferriscemila8912 4 роки тому +1

      @@Thaumazo83 Italy still sells weapons to egypt

  • @eliasleineb7980
    @eliasleineb7980 3 роки тому

    Thanks!

  • @paolocometti6604
    @paolocometti6604 4 роки тому +216

    7:13 R.I.P. Valle d'Aosta

    • @s4cells4cell7
      @s4cells4cell7 4 роки тому +19

      Valle d'Aosta is the new Molise :D

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 4 роки тому +1

      Don’t they make great cheeses there though? Mmmmm ...

    • @antoniomariamacri7500
      @antoniomariamacri7500 3 роки тому +12

      @@s4cells4cell7 that's what France wants us to think.
      FRENCH, STAY OUT OF THE MONTE BIANCO!

    • @pueco1058
      @pueco1058 3 роки тому +1

      @@chasbodaniels1744 yes, a delicious cheese of valle d'Aosta is called fontina

    • @Hugo-cn9no
      @Hugo-cn9no 3 роки тому +3

      @@antoniomariamacri7500 Ah tu veux parler du mont-blanc, ici à courmayeur on dit mont-blanc hein

  • @edwardm8292
    @edwardm8292 4 роки тому +16

    I just feel so bad for Italy. I hope Italy makes it through.

    • @Rishi123456789
      @Rishi123456789 4 роки тому +5

      I feel very bad for Italy too, but I have no doubt that Italy will survive.

    • @lukasfotto328
      @lukasfotto328 4 роки тому +2

      They will make it through, but barely, there getting hit hard

    • @neon-leon-
      @neon-leon- 4 роки тому

      If in the next two weeks the cases are increasing, maybe the army will operate (I'm Italian)
      Btw, I'm not sure about that, I've heard it from my mom

    • @lukasfotto328
      @lukasfotto328 4 роки тому

      Caesar Zeppeli I’m pretty sure that’s marital law right

  • @davidguthary8147
    @davidguthary8147 4 роки тому +15

    "They never got San Marino."
    Is that a Bill Wurtz reference I spot?

    • @ems7623
      @ems7623 3 роки тому

      Seems to be a San Marino reference

    • @andrewcgs
      @andrewcgs 3 роки тому

      I THOUGHT JUST THE SAME THING

  • @alanparker9608
    @alanparker9608 4 роки тому +41

    Dear Italians, dear friends, stay strong in this bad period. Greetings from a Franco-British 🇮🇹❤️

    • @Ok-xp2sm
      @Ok-xp2sm 4 роки тому +4

      Français 🇨🇵
      Merci mon ami. Je suis énferme dans la
      maison depuis trois jours et c'est vraiment déprimant. Désolé puor mon lais français mais je n'ai que treize ans.😅
      English🇬🇧
      Thanks friend. I have been at home since March 5th and it is really depressing. Sorry for my bad english but I'm only thirteen.😅

    • @giovanniquargentan6198
      @giovanniquargentan6198 4 роки тому

      Thank you!

    • @rosagapi
      @rosagapi 4 роки тому

      thank you very much! 😍🤩

  • @NintendoTV64
    @NintendoTV64 4 роки тому +13

    Italy: *Our defense is unmatched by any other nation, nothing can get in or out!*
    Coronavirus: *Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way!*

  • @owl448
    @owl448 4 роки тому +21

    id say Italy was less than nerfed and moreso left behind in the meta

  • @AngPogiMoDinmeister
    @AngPogiMoDinmeister 4 роки тому +89

    "Italy, you became way too op. we gotta nerf you dude. sorry."

    • @yugomapper5851
      @yugomapper5851 4 роки тому +1

      -god

    • @abbad707
      @abbad707 4 роки тому +1

      Dinmeister lmao

    • @sbottono5576
      @sbottono5576 3 роки тому +1

      Players
      New 1.5 update is here! And we made something that we believe you would like! After some people saying to us that Italy is to strong and the players that use it have a boost, we decided to nerf it!
      Don’t miss the 1.6 where we are going to add Britain and Germany!
      Have fun to conquer the world players!
      God’s entertainment games

  • @AdmiralBonetoPick
    @AdmiralBonetoPick 4 роки тому +27

    Anyone wondering what the name of this song is, it's Crusaders Adriel Fair. (There's about 2 seconds in this video where the guy isn't talking over it, so I was able to Shazam it.)

  • @MrGerm-bi4km
    @MrGerm-bi4km 4 роки тому +10

    10:26 Jesus fuck It's so dark in my room that I thought that moving head was a bug crawling along the bottom of my screen lmao I got startled

  • @LucidFL
    @LucidFL 4 роки тому +21

    10:11 they "never got it" because the Italians allowed San Marino to remain independent

    • @paolostival6972
      @paolostival6972 4 роки тому +5

      Why should our ruling class get rid of a tax heaven right in our home?

    • @nandinhocunha440
      @nandinhocunha440 4 роки тому

      Wasn't Napoleon just let San Marino do his own thing?

    • @Grimsace
      @Grimsace 4 роки тому +1

      @@nandinhocunha440 Yep, Napoleon had a soft spot for micro-states, and most of the ones that exist today in Europe he had the opportunity to conquer, but he chose not to.

  • @georgios_5342
    @georgios_5342 4 роки тому +78

    Mediterranean literally means "Middle of the world" Medi + terrarum

    • @bigbang5848
      @bigbang5848 4 роки тому +13

      False. It means "landlocked sea" or "sea in the middle of the land". Terra means both eart and land in italian

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 4 роки тому +3

      @@bigbang5848 And seeing as you are such a smart alec, what the word for "eart" in Latin?

  • @thevioletskull8158
    @thevioletskull8158 4 роки тому +78

    "Italy has always been by her geographical reality"
    Me a half Italian: My country is a girl and I was never told?

    • @gdcopyright3916
      @gdcopyright3916 4 роки тому +16

      we all love italia-chan

    • @JimCullen
      @JimCullen 4 роки тому +13

      Is "Italia" not feminine in Italian?

    • @edoardoruggeri1
      @edoardoruggeri1 4 роки тому +21

      @@JimCullen As an Italian, yes it is. Every single noun in Italian has a gender, and Italy is most definitely feminine (as are most other nations, for that matter)

    • @IlleScrutator
      @IlleScrutator 3 роки тому +3

      Well, the name in italian is feminine, and the country's national personification is a woman with a crown of walls called "Italia turrita (and "stellata" if accompanied by the other national symbol, the "Stella d'Italia" o "Stellone")"

    • @soufienbt5851
      @soufienbt5851 3 роки тому

      In italian words have genders lol

  • @matthewreyes9640
    @matthewreyes9640 4 роки тому +16

    Italy: *Exists*
    Coronavirus: It’s free real estate...

  • @Abhisheksharma-ez6vf
    @Abhisheksharma-ez6vf 4 роки тому +53

    5:06 I feel bad for Alaska.

    • @declaniii6324
      @declaniii6324 4 роки тому +8

      And Hawaii

    • @thomi_therussia5344
      @thomi_therussia5344 4 роки тому +1

      TeslaOwner1975 it should

    • @Jay-qb9gi
      @Jay-qb9gi 4 роки тому +1

      Thomi_TheRussia yeah you can have Alaska. Give us British Columbia and Newfoundland in return.

    • @blobber51
      @blobber51 4 роки тому

      @TeslaOwner1975 you'll never hear justin Trudeau say that because he has too much soy.

    • @thomi_therussia5344
      @thomi_therussia5344 4 роки тому

      FBI im not canadian

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 2 роки тому +1

    Still surprised so many people are willing to live next to that active volcano

  • @kakerake6018
    @kakerake6018 4 роки тому +15

    italy is the ideal place for world domination because it's a great starting location. if they held on to some of their western territories it would've been the most powerful nation in the world for a long time

  • @iNTERS22
    @iNTERS22 4 роки тому +44

    1:44 - When I try to draw the world

  • @maxcollison4270
    @maxcollison4270 4 роки тому +30

    4:56 'Nearly all of the modern world's great powers, after all, aren't even located within the region. The UK, Germany, Russia...'
    France: 'Am I a joke to you?'

    • @poliorcetix979
      @poliorcetix979 4 роки тому +3

      We are the "nearly"! ^^

    • @alessandrogini5283
      @alessandrogini5283 3 роки тому

      @@CubedSausagefromScarparius solo nel quinto secolo dopo Cristo la Germania sarebbe diventata abbastanza appetibile

    • @felicepompa1702
      @felicepompa1702 3 роки тому

      @@poliorcetix979 well the Uk is pretty comparable with france, same for italy or brazil. I think the only true great powers of europe are germany and Russia

  • @drewmoefoe3775
    @drewmoefoe3775 4 роки тому +53

    New 20.20 update
    -new event: Coronavirus
    -Italy nerfed
    -West Virginia’s buff
    -new game mode: self isolation
    -Italy population bug fixes

    • @alshahriar6230
      @alshahriar6230 4 роки тому +7

      Objective: survive

    • @pechi22
      @pechi22 4 роки тому +1

      Not funny didn't fucking laugh

  • @yaboi7773
    @yaboi7773 4 роки тому +43

    6:48 That's not a historically accurate German flag

    • @Iapetus7849
      @Iapetus7849 4 роки тому +4

      Welcome to UA-cam 2020

    • @amadoudiallo8557
      @amadoudiallo8557 4 роки тому +3

      Probably didn’t want to get demonetized.
      Edit: Nevermind, he was talking about 1915 in WWI

    • @juliánito59
      @juliánito59 4 роки тому

      Brother's gotta eat man, hard times

  • @tonyhawk94
    @tonyhawk94 4 роки тому +10

    Italy in my opinion can become once again part of the top 3 european powers thanks to the silk road project in which Italy has a strategic importance, if they manage a well economic policy and multilateral foreign relations (which is not the case today) i think they can go big !
    Respect to this beautiful country from France. :)

    • @Kaizzer
      @Kaizzer 3 роки тому

      Meh, I can bet the Chinese are going to buy everything and shit on it as soon as it gets economically less useful

    • @caelicolas
      @caelicolas 2 роки тому

      Ah yes covid

  • @p.f.886
    @p.f.886 4 роки тому +30

    The Italian peninsula is still quite important as a strategic position. As right now the Italian navy is the most powerful navy in the Mediterranean sea, it has the possibility to cut off Russian access to the Mediterranean sea and Atlantic Ocean (Russian ships have to pass through the Mediterranean sea to get to the Atlantic sea), and Crimea holds the most important naval base of Russia, therefore Italy has the possibility to "imprison" the Russian navy in the Black sea.
    And Italy can also be a "huge airbase" to control the Mediterranean sea, just like the UK was for the English channel during ww2.

    • @VISHNUK-fq9xz
      @VISHNUK-fq9xz 4 роки тому +1

      Russians: hold my tanks🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @p.f.886
      @p.f.886 4 роки тому +6

      @@VISHNUK-fq9xz Italian mountains: *Imma stop you right there.*

    • @p.f.886
      @p.f.886 4 роки тому +4

      @@VISHNUK-fq9xz Russia may have a lot of tanks, but many are Soviet era. Keep in mind, that the EU has the second strongest military in the world, having a military budget 5 times bigger than the one of Russia.
      Italy alone has 3 aircraft carriers, while Russia barely has 1.
      *For the European Union, Russia is not a threat.* Russia has the biggest nuclear weapon arsenal in the world, but the EU has the 3rd biggest one.

    • @newcoc4105
      @newcoc4105 3 роки тому

      @@p.f.886 italy does not have 3 india had the most at no 2 with 2 aircraft carriers also Italian rconomy is very weak

    • @felicepompa1702
      @felicepompa1702 3 роки тому +7

      @@newcoc4105 italy has the 7th-9th economy in the world (if fluctuates with brazil), the only bad thing we have is an enormous public debt and slow gdp growth

  • @alanparker9608
    @alanparker9608 4 роки тому +16

    yeah let’s make fun of Italy in these times

    • @ea635
      @ea635 4 роки тому +1

      Jealousy my brother.

  • @arielpagliero9619
    @arielpagliero9619 2 роки тому +1

    Ok this is a small thing but at 9:26 that's not the correct stream of the Po river, you took the wrong branch at the start; the Po flows further north, across Turin (9:36).

  • @lesterburnham17
    @lesterburnham17 4 роки тому +22

    I’m italian... COVID-19 hit us really bad... stay home everyone