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  • @laurinsharpe12
    @laurinsharpe12 8 років тому +1902

    "Why would I need to be taller to run a restaurant?"
    "Hypocrite"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sarahinsalaco5306
    @sarahinsalaco5306 10 років тому +1604

    "Bro, do you even bisque?" I feel like that needs to be on a T-shirt....

  • @dhealey989
    @dhealey989 10 років тому +508

    "You're Godfather to that one!"
    "Ah yes, I gave him a bisque he could not refuse" Lost it at that point xD

    • @roberthofmann8403
      @roberthofmann8403 4 роки тому +7

      Hey. How have you been? Just checking up to see if you ever found it.

    • @beyman7962
      @beyman7962 4 роки тому +3

      @@roberthofmann8403 Dude, he was lost long ago.

  • @hello_itsme527
    @hello_itsme527 8 років тому +515

    "Chicken nuggets, turkey nuggets, beef nuggets, bacon nuggets, veggie nuggets, gold nuggets, LOBSTER NUGGETS,". lmao!!!!

  • @lg4844
    @lg4844 3 роки тому +174

    I love how immediately when Bisque walks in EVERYONE cheers so loud

    • @zeepack
      @zeepack 2 роки тому +5

      It's because at the time it was a recurring character and a popular one.

    • @iampie6954
      @iampie6954 Рік тому

      So do I

    • @Sirenzzzz
      @Sirenzzzz Рік тому

      His name ain't bisque

    • @Jackie76493
      @Jackie76493 9 місяців тому

      @@Sirenzzzzyou’re right it’s [microphone feedback]

  • @AlwaysInTheShade
    @AlwaysInTheShade 8 років тому +543

    "Bro, do you even Bisque?!"

  • @genericlpschannel
    @genericlpschannel 8 років тому +366

    I'm gonna keep "NUGGETS" signs with me wherever I go now because of this. xD

  • @elizanp13
    @elizanp13 8 років тому +302

    My brother said studio c should make one were he's the best man at a wedding and he thinks he is the bisque man 😂

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 5 років тому +21

      They could have slid that joke into the start of this one when Matt was talking about their past relationship with each other

    • @Cloud_69
      @Cloud_69 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

  • @brooklyn2736
    @brooklyn2736 8 років тому +514

    I should dress up as the Bisque guy for Halloween. :)

    • @abbyl9141
      @abbyl9141 7 років тому +12

      That's a really good idea!!!!!!!!! I might steal it...😉

    • @hibahanazaraezza1521
      @hibahanazaraezza1521 5 років тому +6

      Amazing!!!!! I’m gonna steal your idea

    • @hibahanazaraezza1521
      @hibahanazaraezza1521 5 років тому +10

      Game Deus actually I stole the idea from someone who stole the idea so you can steal my idea of stealing the idea after I stole the idea

    • @anonymousunknown7388
      @anonymousunknown7388 5 років тому +4

      I want to hear your bisque man voice

    • @JDMatthias
      @JDMatthias 5 років тому +5

      If you're going to steal that idea, you could wear a mask instead of the thick lenses and be the bisque-burgler

  • @xQues0x
    @xQues0x 8 років тому +170

    Half of what he says needs to be a tshirt

    • @sanctifyer1885
      @sanctifyer1885 8 років тому +6

      Once you go bisque you can't resist must be on a tshirt

    • @lieselford1661
      @lieselford1661 6 років тому +1

      So true... SO TRUE...

  • @emilygrace6592
    @emilygrace6592 8 років тому +1167

    Bisque-ness
    Kidney bisque
    Bro do you even bisque
    Once you go bisque you can't resist
    Chicken BISQUE
    Oh so your one of those quacks
    Nuggeeettts
    Naturally.
    JUST BISQUE
    love this guy

    • @bella-fx4tt
      @bella-fx4tt 8 років тому +4

      Your awesome :D

    • @cocosostre509
      @cocosostre509 7 років тому +11

      Yes yes I made him a bisque he could not refuse

    • @RidiculousTies
      @RidiculousTies 7 років тому +9

      Well, good things he's in the BISQUE-ness! (lol srry I had to)

    • @cocosostre509
      @cocosostre509 7 років тому +7

      4 The Gamers hahaha 😂 don't apologize that was funny

    • @RidiculousTies
      @RidiculousTies 7 років тому +4

      K I won't

  • @pinkbunnygirl43
    @pinkbunnygirl43 10 років тому +679

    This is the bisque one yet! :3

    • @luesingbilly
      @luesingbilly 9 років тому +7

      Henry Jones Yes

    • @abbypierce7155
      @abbypierce7155 6 років тому +3

      pinkbunnygirl43 s

    • @marcusclosson7213
      @marcusclosson7213 6 років тому +7

      pinkbunnygirl43 oml PINKY U WANT STUDIO C 😱😱😱 ok so pinky likes hamilton and studio c and studio c also likes Hamilton so ALL THE THINGS/UA-camRS I LOVE ARE CONNECTED

    • @paranoidfloof
      @paranoidfloof 6 років тому +4

      Omg, Pink, you watch Studio C!?!

    • @teehee7770
      @teehee7770 6 років тому +2

      pinkbunnygirl43 XD

  • @brockgregersen9527
    @brockgregersen9527 10 років тому +499

    Who do you think I am?
    Steve Jobs?

    • @user-rd9my3cv2h
      @user-rd9my3cv2h 7 років тому +3

      Brock Gregersen lol

    • @hobowardude8288
      @hobowardude8288 5 років тому

      Took a couple seconds

    • @rmnig8847
      @rmnig8847 5 років тому +1

      Atctactptactapf

    • @commongrub8148
      @commongrub8148 4 роки тому +2

      @Abel Aguiar but where would doctors buy Apple products, wait... do doctors even use Apple products 🤔

  • @AshleySmith-nf4ww
    @AshleySmith-nf4ww 9 років тому +174

    "Gold...nuggets" "Five...children..." Lmao!!

  • @echadwick3916
    @echadwick3916 8 років тому +301

    If I ever go to one of thier sketches with this guy in it, when he comes on stage I would yell in his voice "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSQUE!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @jaceypatterson5174
    @jaceypatterson5174 9 років тому +177

    Lobster nuggaaaaats!
    Where did you even get that sign?
    Want one?
    ROFL!!!!!!!!

  • @reaganoliveira7199
    @reaganoliveira7199 8 років тому +111

    The way he said "nuggets".

    • @emilystanton5126
      @emilystanton5126 8 років тому +5

      Chicken nuuuggeeets!

    • @purplebadger774
      @purplebadger774 8 років тому

      +Emily Stanton 4K likes 52dislikes

    • @s8mc9
      @s8mc9 7 років тому +1

      The way he says EVERY FREAKING THING

  • @islafletcher1877
    @islafletcher1877 4 роки тому +46

    “5 sauces, 5 delicious flavours, 5 children....”
    I love Studio C!

  • @laurenhisey7053
    @laurenhisey7053 8 років тому +31

    "You want me to sell bisque to chickens?!" I'm dead now.

  • @steveholloway672
    @steveholloway672 8 років тому +342

    Just curious why does he enter a room and say "hey guys" when there's only one person in the room?

    • @Jay-fj9eq
      @Jay-fj9eq 8 років тому +11

      +Abi Holloway He always does it... IDK why

    • @emilynewton5028
      @emilynewton5028 8 років тому +5

      He is probably saying that to the audience?

    • @KoatyC117
      @KoatyC117 8 років тому +63

      It's a part of his character........

    • @temimamacklin4928
      @temimamacklin4928 8 років тому +15

      thats the funny part (one of them)

    • @RidiculousTies
      @RidiculousTies 7 років тому +13

      Doesn't everyone have that creepy guy in their bottom drawer?

  • @OneWeirdDude
    @OneWeirdDude 10 років тому +38

    0:44 "No, I mean my kidney was surgically-- Never mind."

  • @ilovestudioc9635
    @ilovestudioc9635 7 років тому +56

    Never give a nugget to a kid that you would never eat yourself

  • @valencia878
    @valencia878 5 років тому +18

    James and... bisque dude... are like two completely different people
    It's amazing

  • @alexbollinger4007
    @alexbollinger4007 9 років тому +330

    Who are we?Where did we come from?where are we going? *the 3 big Mormon questions haha*

    • @John-qd5sh
      @John-qd5sh 6 років тому +1

      alex bollinger o

    • @olivialamarca8590
      @olivialamarca8590 6 років тому

      alex bollinger studio c comes from a Mormon tv channel 😂😂

    • @weekendwarrior1234
      @weekendwarrior1234 5 років тому +1

      Kermit •3• Helloo Kermit dee frog! It is I, Weekend Warrior dee frog!

    • @PottersClay21
      @PottersClay21 5 років тому

      Paul Gauguin, actually.

    • @slushzilla6230
      @slushzilla6230 5 років тому +1

      BYUtv is a mormon tv channel. :)
      i've watched general confrence before on there and a little other show i believe?
      Yes, i'm a mormon :D

  • @Salad55
    @Salad55 3 роки тому +12

    "Why would I need to be taller to run a business? Hypocrite." I DIED

  • @SteventheThorn
    @SteventheThorn 8 років тому +170

    BRO, DO YOU EVEN BISQUE?

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 8 років тому +6

      I have that as a meme.

  • @stacybutler9927
    @stacybutler9927 10 років тому +8

    "Bro, do you even bisque?!" I love James!

  • @smallmak5
    @smallmak5 9 років тому +28

    the missionary questions at the beggining made me bust up laughing.

  • @geekgirl5675
    @geekgirl5675 9 років тому +50

    We need more James on Studio C.

  • @Darignobullseye
    @Darignobullseye 10 років тому +4

    Love it. Absolutely love it. I give it five stars, Five roman candles, five children ..... dancing..

  • @LeahOxendine
    @LeahOxendine 10 років тому +29

    "Five sauces...five delicious flavors...five...children...." Bahahaha what?

  • @22girl32048
    @22girl32048 10 років тому +89

    Chicken nuggets! turkey nuggets! beef nuggets! (aren't those just meatballs?) bacon nuggets! veggie nuggets! gold nuggets! (you can't feed those to people.) lobster nuggets!!!!

  • @jesusismybaeagh425
    @jesusismybaeagh425 8 років тому +60

    Bisque
    Is
    Quite
    Underestimated.
    Every
    Incredibly
    Strange
    Bisque is
    Edible
    And
    Understanding
    To your
    Interesting
    Food choices
    Until
    Love
    I really don't know...... But the message here is that bisque is cool.

    • @bflat5274
      @bflat5274 8 років тому +5

      Technically, the message is that bisque is beautiful.

    • @kaiyajohnson4553
      @kaiyajohnson4553 8 років тому +13

      +B Flat actually the message is "BIQUE IS BEAUTIFUL"

    • @bruiser3176
      @bruiser3176 7 років тому +3

      gemluvstigers u missed the s in bisque in your acrostic poem

    • @ramennoodles4669
      @ramennoodles4669 6 років тому +2

      Bique is beautiful?

    • @theosproul8547
      @theosproul8547 6 років тому +1

      bique (you forgot the s) is beautiful

  • @raquelgaither5862
    @raquelgaither5862 8 років тому +11

    "once you go bisque you can't resist "

  • @justalittlebookworm
    @justalittlebookworm 8 років тому +20

    "Biscotti" has to be a thing now...I miss this character!

    • @swrdghcnqstdr
      @swrdghcnqstdr 8 років тому +1

      Oh my god yes why does this not have more likes

  • @emilycolmer2621
    @emilycolmer2621 7 років тому +5

    "GOLD nuggets..." "You can't feed that to people" 😂

  • @tarareynolds306
    @tarareynolds306 10 років тому +8

    James is the best!!

  • @GaryLuKOTH
    @GaryLuKOTH 8 років тому +57

    I actually Googled "Lobster Nuggets". Don't ask.

  • @adriennesaitta8092
    @adriennesaitta8092 7 років тому +8

    Five sauces! Five delicious flavors! Five children...

  • @cyberforceyt7469
    @cyberforceyt7469 6 років тому +6

    "Once you go bisque, you can't resist..." OMG, I love this sketch!! 😂😂😂

  • @tessmtill
    @tessmtill 5 років тому +5

    No joke James does the voice the best

  • @rodneyzeng
    @rodneyzeng 3 роки тому +16

    “why are we here?”
    “where did we come from?”
    “where are we going?”
    That actually made my think. They should be inspirational quotes.

  • @TheTowsonSquirrel
    @TheTowsonSquirrel 10 років тому +7

    This one was so good.

  • @samvidas9599
    @samvidas9599 7 років тому +2

    The fact that he carries a Nuggest sign around is just beautiful to me. It's just like when Matt got Typhoid fever for the third time in Oregon Trail.

  • @samuelross9884
    @samuelross9884 2 роки тому +3

    Oh, gosh! I just love the Bisque character that James does! Studio C has to get him back!

  • @flyingpig3334
    @flyingpig3334 4 роки тому +5

    4:28 baAAAaaAaAAaaaAaAaaAaAAasque

  • @MandyJazzymay
    @MandyJazzymay 10 років тому +10

    Kidney Bisque!!!

  • @morganaudrey9624
    @morganaudrey9624 7 років тому +2

    The bisque videos are absolutely my favorite studio C videos! A request is to make more, studio C!

  • @AustinHarsh
    @AustinHarsh 10 років тому +7

    This has been the best one yet!

    • @DaveBrinton
      @DaveBrinton 10 років тому +1

      I was just saying to Brandy the other day that I thought the first one is so much better than any of the others.

  • @zoedevvv
    @zoedevvv 7 років тому +5

    Lol..I'm actually eating tomato bisque right now.....BISQUE IS BEAUTIFUL

  • @annataymond9529
    @annataymond9529 7 років тому +5

    Doesn't everyone carry around signs that say NUGGETS?

  • @bekind2694
    @bekind2694 8 років тому +46

    Who else has a weird crush on the Bisque Guy?..😶😶😶

  • @elehcarykztorban0360
    @elehcarykztorban0360 10 років тому +4

    this is one of my fav characters!

  • @toxiccandyanimations
    @toxiccandyanimations 4 роки тому +4

    Jason: **Walks in**
    Crowd: *intense screaming*

  • @suahabose4100
    @suahabose4100 6 років тому +3

    I love the five children running joke so much it gets me everytime

  • @elizabethreynoso4748
    @elizabethreynoso4748 7 років тому +51

    I have a theory about the Bisque Man. He and his wife were happily married for 17 years. His whole family went out for seafood on a cold winters day, because the Bisque Man knew his wife loved seafood.
    His wife had just commented on his suit saying it was plain and boring. The Bisque Man and his family were enjoying the meal, until his wife got up, and said, "I don't love you anymore." She left and took the five kids and went out of the seafood restaurant. The Bisque Man, who had just ate a large chunk of lobster started choking. He woke up 5 days later, with a heart rate monitor strapped to his chest and no memory of who he was. The only thing he could remember was a vivid image of a lobster, and his five children. SO now to this day, he sells lobster Bisque in hopes that his wife who loves sea food, and his five children will walk in and try some.

    • @JosiahVarenkamp
      @JosiahVarenkamp 6 років тому +4

      Beautiful, except the writers killed him off (that's a reference, kids).

    • @beholdthejuice
      @beholdthejuice 6 років тому +1

      😢

    • @proudetobetaiwanese
      @proudetobetaiwanese 5 років тому +7

      Awwww, that's so sweet. But how in the world did you come up with such a complex theory about the Bisque Man?!

  • @clijah03
    @clijah03 7 років тому +6

    Kyle and lobster bisque should be in a sketch together.

  • @kellybrewster3782
    @kellybrewster3782 8 років тому +53

    For those who don't understand "Who am I, Steve Jobs?", Steve Jobs created Apple Software and bisque dude said "I won't name it after something I don't sell, who am I, Steve jobs?" Referring to Steve Jobs doesn't sell apples but his software is still called apple...

    • @henrygrant23
      @henrygrant23 8 років тому +2

      I think we got it

    • @kellybrewster3782
      @kellybrewster3782 8 років тому +3

      i know but just in case you didnt

    • @henrygrant23
      @henrygrant23 8 років тому +1

      Kelly Brewster no problem

    • @abadam2000
      @abadam2000 8 років тому

      +Kelly Brewster oh.........................................

    • @AlfaEcho
      @AlfaEcho 6 років тому +1

      Thanks

  • @blouiaie
    @blouiaie 5 років тому +1

    “kidney bisque”
    _“it’s a good _*_flavor”_*

  • @wrenzachary
    @wrenzachary 7 років тому +7

    my cousins did a skit where my boy cousin, (hi, Brendon), pretended to be the bisque guy.🤗

  • @zoebreillatt6203
    @zoebreillatt6203 7 років тому +1

    We need more Lobster Bisque sketches!!! Bring back the Bisque Studio C!!!

  • @nickc9136
    @nickc9136 9 років тому +7

    I like the quote from an anime in the beginning lol. "Why are we here, what am I, and where are we going"

    • @berdonburns
      @berdonburns 9 років тому +9

      It's origins are from a French painting by Gauguin, not anime.

    • @meganle7924
      @meganle7924 8 років тому

      +berdonburns This would've bugged me for a bit if it weren't for your comment. I salute you!

    • @parkerking6410
      @parkerking6410 7 років тому +1

      Nick C it's actually "Why are we here? Where did we come from? And where are we going?" Which are the three life questions answered by the Plan of Salvation.

  • @kawaiicastles158
    @kawaiicastles158 10 років тому

    More bisque videos please! They are my total favorite!

  • @Plumzy03
    @Plumzy03 10 років тому +1

    Yesss!!! Was waiting for dem :3

  • @asiawade3485
    @asiawade3485 5 років тому

    James is amazing

  • @brickline2532
    @brickline2532 6 років тому +1

    this should be Jason's line in every sketch. Once you have bisque you cannot resist. I love it.

  • @kristie4612
    @kristie4612 10 років тому +1

    Love this!!

  • @sophiaalessandra3945
    @sophiaalessandra3945 8 років тому +4

    Bro.....I need a nugget sign. Don't worry. It's free. LOL

  • @toribarron8937
    @toribarron8937 6 років тому

    I love James!!! 💜

  • @tennawan
    @tennawan 10 років тому +9

    Bisque Man, ask the missionaries. They can help you!

    • @proudetobetaiwanese
      @proudetobetaiwanese 5 років тому +2

      Yaaaas!! Introduce the Bisque Man to the missionaries. Let's go LDS!!!

  • @addietaylor5510
    @addietaylor5510 6 років тому

    BIGGEST STUDIO C FAN EVER RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE THIS!!!!

  • @zekeriahjones3063
    @zekeriahjones3063 6 років тому +1

    The best bisque sketch yet

  • @caseywellington4761
    @caseywellington4761 8 років тому +5

    "Hypocrite!" LOLOLOLOL!!!!

  • @SonicAmbrose
    @SonicAmbrose 4 роки тому +9

    “Once you Bisque, you can’t resist”
    The best quote of the century
    Oh and one more thing…
    LOBSTER BISQUE 🦞🍵

  • @laurenuser
    @laurenuser 7 років тому +1

    "Bro do you even bisque" "chickens can't even read temperatures at least not in Fahrenheit" I am laughing soo hard

  • @sabrinapederson6273
    @sabrinapederson6273 4 роки тому +2

    Bro, do you even bisque??
    Sooo funny!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ToonRage
    @ToonRage 8 років тому

    MAKE MORE OF THESE

  • @spencerhoward328
    @spencerhoward328 5 років тому

    Best sketch ever

  • @brianblakeley2995
    @brianblakeley2995 9 років тому +10

    #studioc skit idea: bisque chef on food network chopped competition. Serves bisque for appetizer, then again for main course and again for desert.

  • @kennaisnotanalien8248
    @kennaisnotanalien8248 7 років тому +1

    "Once you go bisque, you can't resist"
    AKA my senior quote!

  • @studiobisque1607
    @studiobisque1607 8 років тому

    James as the Bisque Boy is my favorite character and this is my favorite of those sketches.

  • @aileens7131
    @aileens7131 7 років тому +2

    "Why are we here? Where did we come from? And where are we going?" 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @ZNTGGamer
    @ZNTGGamer 7 років тому +2

    "Once you go bisque you can't resist"
    Wise man

  • @kaingu
    @kaingu 8 років тому

    This is literately my favorite sketch.

  • @juliavee6867
    @juliavee6867 6 років тому

    Love your vids

  • @AprilJaehn
    @AprilJaehn 6 років тому

    U GUYS MAKE MORE BUSQUE IDS THEIR THE BEST

  • @carl_consumer.of.reality
    @carl_consumer.of.reality 8 років тому

    god i love the theme song at the end

  • @emmawilliams7579
    @emmawilliams7579 6 років тому +1

    "WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA Just Bisque!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yobananaboy7843
    @yobananaboy7843 5 років тому

    Well that's serendipitous...

  • @lanexhsjs922
    @lanexhsjs922 7 років тому

    I LOVE JAMES`S BISQENESS!!!!!

  • @jeremypyper3255
    @jeremypyper3255 8 років тому

    you need to do more of this guy he is hilarious CD

  • @josemanuelmuniz9128
    @josemanuelmuniz9128 8 років тому +1

    those guys are so funny they make me wanna cry

  • @iantaggart3064
    @iantaggart3064 8 місяців тому +2

    James: "That ith a health code violation!"
    Also James: "Poithonouth mushroom bithque!"

  • @hedidityt9578
    @hedidityt9578 10 років тому +2

    I've replayed this like 20 times

  • @troyhageman3173
    @troyhageman3173 7 років тому

    i love him!!!!

  • @seacaliproductions5781
    @seacaliproductions5781 8 років тому +1

    They need to make more of these videos!😂😂😂

  • @Wawagirl17
    @Wawagirl17 4 роки тому +2

    If Matt has been this guy's classmate / colleague / business partner / friend / brother-in-law for that long, he should not be the least bit surprised by his weird lines and ideas. ;)

  • @alicecanonico2883
    @alicecanonico2883 7 років тому

    I love the bisque family

  • @FlyingJ99
    @FlyingJ99 4 роки тому +3

    "Once you go bisque, you can't resist" is HILARIOUS!!!

  • @AvaMancuso
    @AvaMancuso 10 років тому +4

    omg lol I was cracking up: NUGGETS! :D