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  • Dungeons and Dragons geeks meet...a girl.
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  • @harpmh1238
    @harpmh1238 7 років тому +3857

    No one's going to mention Jason's majestic wing flapping while he fanboys

  • @ChasingLions_
    @ChasingLions_ 6 років тому +3150

    “But to be fair my lady, dragons are rather evil creatures, kind of like the IRS but with wings.” 😂👌🏼

    • @rolipande77
      @rolipande77 5 років тому +14

      What is IRS ?

    • @clarklindsay7838
      @clarklindsay7838 5 років тому +49

      Roli Pande It stands for Internal Revenue Service. They collect taxes in America. We mostly hate them over here, thus the joke.
      P.S. I am assuming that you are not from American and that this was a real question and not a joke.

    • @pluubooruu
      @pluubooruu 5 років тому +37

      But it is a golden dragon. The most "good" dragons.

    • @lazerninga
      @lazerninga 5 років тому +22

      pluubooruu So you think you can tell everything about a dragon by the colour of its scales?

    • @pluubooruu
      @pluubooruu 5 років тому +18

      @@lazerninga In the DnD universe, generally speaking, Dragons have specific alignments. Chromatics are bad. Metallics are good.
      Exceptions can be made in the most extreme circumstances, but this is the nature of DnD dragons.

  • @isynielsen2716
    @isynielsen2716 4 роки тому +1940

    I think it’s great how Mal can be so confident like she is in this sketch, or she can be way overbearing and creepy, or she can be super awkward. She’s so versatile and an incredible actress and I love it

    • @Mandy-mx5ri
      @Mandy-mx5ri 3 роки тому +15

      ALL DAY CORN, CORN FOR DAYZ!

    • @Mandy-mx5ri
      @Mandy-mx5ri 3 роки тому +9

      I soo agree! As well as Jason and Matt!

    • @jintarokensei3308
      @jintarokensei3308 2 роки тому +3

      It's a pity she no longer doing studio c

    • @CricketsTavern
      @CricketsTavern 2 роки тому +1

      That’s why she plays a ranged

    • @ban_ana_bread
      @ban_ana_bread 2 роки тому +7

      She actually said she was so nervous before doing this sketch that she was shaking and on the verge of tears before she got on stage. Somehow it all faded away though and you couldn't even tell when watching this

  • @arlo2642
    @arlo2642 6 років тому +1561

    “We’re dragon racist” LoL I love him ❤️

    • @redfire4293
      @redfire4293 4 роки тому +9

      I'm Orc Racist

    • @ECKtrain
      @ECKtrain 4 роки тому +7

      Im dwarf racist

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 4 роки тому +17

      D&D _is_ pretty Dragon racist. The Dragon's colour (and age) determines pretty much everything about it.

    • @okayokey
      @okayokey 3 роки тому +12

      @@tobybartels8426 True, but wouldn’t dragon racist be dragonist?

    • @derangedspartan4439
      @derangedspartan4439 3 роки тому +5

      To be fair, dragons are good or evil depending on their coloration.

  • @marlowcanady5309
    @marlowcanady5309 8 років тому +2331

    *gasp* "we're dragon racists!"
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @justus1780
      @justus1780 8 років тому +10

      That was hilarious. 😂😂😂

    • @ticonofruger573
      @ticonofruger573 8 років тому +15

      Dragons! color-coded for your convenience!

    • @laurenaustin9139
      @laurenaustin9139 8 років тому +7

      That's my favorite line in the entire sketch xD

    • @purplepandas3380
      @purplepandas3380 7 років тому +2

      Marlow Canady pure gold comedy

    • @tyk6535
      @tyk6535 6 років тому +1

      Marlow Canady 777th like woohoo!

  • @med_jelly
    @med_jelly 7 років тому +2832

    Jason represents every Mattory shipper ever

  • @fishbomb4805
    @fishbomb4805 5 років тому +642

    Mallory and Matt:about to kiss
    Mallory:you are so... gullible
    Me:crying myself to sleep

  • @its_celestial
    @its_celestial 7 років тому +2686

    I once played D&D with some guys at lunch (I'm a girl) and the reaction Mal got was almost the same reaction with me. All the guys were like 'OMG A GIRL'

    • @antimony2333
      @antimony2333 6 років тому +17

      Catgirl0217 lol

    • @michaelaaron2415
      @michaelaaron2415 6 років тому +69

      Boys gonna be boys
      I'm a boy and I think it's cool

    • @benjaminmccoy8338
      @benjaminmccoy8338 6 років тому +15

      D&D is still a thing?
      odd and ya young guys are pathetic I just laugh at it

    • @Texan.Insomniac
      @Texan.Insomniac 6 років тому +30

      I've never played and I want to
      (Also trolololololooolol)(no but hou do u play)

    • @penthactussoul9455
      @penthactussoul9455 6 років тому +3

      Benjamin McCoy lmao

  • @onelowerlight
    @onelowerlight 7 років тому +2596

    And thus Mattory was born.

  • @StacyeRay
    @StacyeRay 8 років тому +2301

    MATT - "Long have I desired to be kissed by a woman . . . . . . says my character."

  • @shmavster4209
    @shmavster4209 4 роки тому +831

    Pretty Girl: Plays dungeons and dragons
    Nerds: Wait, that’s illegal

    • @blue9394
      @blue9394 4 роки тому +19

      It’s not illegal, they never thought someone would do it

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 3 роки тому +23

      My entire dnd group is girls, we're all kinda nerds except me and one other are just insane

    • @minkmorgan
      @minkmorgan 3 роки тому +4

      Best feeling in the world

    • @bobwilson679
      @bobwilson679 3 роки тому +12

      A lot more girls play DnD than you think, these days. Source: I have been in 3 DnD groups, and they all have had at least one pretty attractive woman.

    • @jumpyyjasminee5315
      @jumpyyjasminee5315 3 роки тому +2

      I just realized its a real game..........WOW

  • @missycat7598
    @missycat7598 4 роки тому +282

    “Instead of crying you break a leg” this is
    Surprisingly accurate. I once tried to check the vibes between two characters and when the NPC changeling was about to attack, my idiot half elf thought she was about to hug the other player character

    • @catie5403
      @catie5403 3 роки тому +8

      My friend (playing a druid) once turned into a centipede to scout out a room, failed his stealth check and alerted the six troglodytes that were in the room of his presence, thought the best course of action would be intimidation (for some unknown reason), and got squished during the first round of combat. That was...an interesting session 🤣

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @mollymiccee
    @mollymiccee 8 років тому +803

    Mal and Matt are trying so hard not to break character, but Jason... 😂

  • @joylee1827
    @joylee1827 7 років тому +778

    💕I love how Matt and Mallory can't help laughing at Jason's high pitched squeals at 5:51💕

  • @alannajohnson
    @alannajohnson 4 роки тому +232

    I love how blind Adam is to Jason and Matt’s crush on Mallory 😂😂

  • @kristylewandowski8485
    @kristylewandowski8485 4 роки тому +101

    The ringtone for my father is Vader. Appropriately, he declares: "I am your father." I'm imaginative like that.

    • @sen7826
      @sen7826 3 роки тому +4

      Is it along with the "nooooo"?

  • @Ninjax2000
    @Ninjax2000 9 років тому +1073

    Ever notice that when Matt and Mallory are that close to each other, they nearly cracked up laughing.
    And with this sketch, a thousand ships were launched...

    • @noahmajer9429
      @noahmajer9429 9 років тому +46

      And they are still sailing

    • @kevinincalifornia17
      @kevinincalifornia17 9 років тому +16

      Mattory

    • @nathankim6407
      @nathankim6407 9 років тому +40

      Ninjax2000 Probably Jason's fault... he's the one guy that makes everyone break out of character, after all

    • @stoopidapples1596
      @stoopidapples1596 2 роки тому +9

      "let the dream begin"

  • @nylemurad3440
    @nylemurad3440 8 років тому +501

    Jason is such a versatile actor.

  • @phantom3969
    @phantom3969 5 років тому +109

    Yes, actually, a dragon's colour says a lot about it

  • @noufk8066
    @noufk8066 6 років тому +77

    Is no one gonna point out Matt’s “I stand with skill in standing” that is the best line in the sketch 😂😂

  • @theoreticalbear3806
    @theoreticalbear3806 8 років тому +1885

    I find it funny when they start laughing during the sketches. xD

    • @wolfpuphowling3054
      @wolfpuphowling3054 8 років тому +4

      Ikr!!

    • @JaydenVarghese
      @JaydenVarghese 8 років тому

      Yeah

    • @warmachine5525
      @warmachine5525 8 років тому +20

      No way the couldnt have laughed, did you hear Jason!

    • @alanna-maryquinn1193
      @alanna-maryquinn1193 8 років тому +18

      Have you watched Wonder Woman fights for equality? Matt as the flash almost breaks down laughing please watch

    • @christophermoses3473
      @christophermoses3473 7 років тому +10

      Alanna-Mary Quinn I mean Natalie did slam Jason's head against a table xD

  • @stratact
    @stratact 8 років тому +446

    I love how Matt and Mallory were laughing during the end of the skit!

  • @thomasfowler8310
    @thomasfowler8310 5 років тому +96

    It’s a Gold Dragon.... legit the Goodest of all dragons.

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere 3 роки тому +2

      Angry nerd sounds

    • @iodyufx2766
      @iodyufx2766 3 роки тому

      exactly

    • @CrazyAvidGamer
      @CrazyAvidGamer 3 роки тому

      ok then why did it incinerate them

    • @romake101
      @romake101 3 роки тому +7

      It was a Red dragon in gold paint to trick it's victims.

    • @Red4350
      @Red4350 3 роки тому

      @@romake101 lmao

  • @ariananikas3392
    @ariananikas3392 3 роки тому +50

    “Says my character” is my dnd campaign group the only one that doesn’t say that? We just say whatever and we assume it’s as our characters😂

    • @TheKansleren
      @TheKansleren 2 роки тому +4

      This sketch has very little to do with DnD, and even the play on the sexes very poorly mirrors the modern RPG scene. It’s just a framework (a setup) for the sketch and the jokes within.

    • @johnchestnut5340
      @johnchestnut5340 2 роки тому +3

      He didn't want the embarrassment of admitting that in front of her...and everyone else present.

  • @perrytheplatypus5201
    @perrytheplatypus5201 7 років тому +326

    "It ate my mother once" Best quote by Matt of 2013 ! 😅

    • @princekeith7025
      @princekeith7025 4 роки тому +2

      Wait.... 2013? Omgggg I figured out time travel

    • @awkwamerrygoround
      @awkwamerrygoround 4 роки тому

      I love Perry the Platypus! Phineas and Ferb for life!

  • @aether413
    @aether413 9 років тому +669

    "We're dragon racists."

    • @aether413
      @aether413 9 років тому +1

      Jason's laugh though

    • @alifiyagari
      @alifiyagari 9 років тому

      Yusuf iwuuuueewujuwRebekah Larsen b upin e, Al x. Mj....... 1

    • @spankystew369
      @spankystew369 7 років тому +1

      Billy holiday

    • @brookiewantsacookie_
      @brookiewantsacookie_ 7 років тому

      Gemel6 lol!😂😂😂

    • @rebeccahutchison5345
      @rebeccahutchison5345 7 років тому

      Camden Carter how with no iPhone or iPad or no small nail who are you Adam sandler who is Dracula from that animated movie

  • @liamx102
    @liamx102 4 роки тому +38

    "Long have I desired to be kissed by a woman....says my character" 😄

  • @tabikat
    @tabikat 6 років тому +481

    Even though this is hilarious, I have to say that no D&D game has that many things depend on rolls.

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 роки тому +79

      And then the things they actually should have rolled for they didn't. Plus so much meta-gaming happened

    • @peppermintghost5187
      @peppermintghost5187 4 роки тому +9

      I don't play d&d but I can agree based on most games that are similar

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 роки тому +5

      @@peppermintghost5187 yeah there are a ton of d&d type games out there. And a lot of newer games are being made that are similar too (cooperative style games). It's awesome!

    • @casfolsom8228
      @casfolsom8228 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah

    • @red.gem_
      @red.gem_ 4 роки тому +39

      yeah the gameplay was nowhere near accurate, but it wasn't really supposed be that true to d&d, it was intended for comedic effect

  • @Mythlover400
    @Mythlover400 10 років тому +77

    "Luke, I am your ringtone!"

    • @Mina_Angel
      @Mina_Angel 9 років тому +1

      for a moment I was thinking I want that for my Ringtone

  • @bailableYT
    @bailableYT 8 років тому +1591

    i like how theres no swearing

  • @lukefrederiks5906
    @lukefrederiks5906 6 років тому +247

    Inaccurate. Adam didn't have them role for a dexterity saving throw against the golden dragon's breath weapon.
    Also funnily enough, golden dragons are lawful good 😁

    • @rileygoddard7181
      @rileygoddard7181 4 роки тому +18

      Not to mention the fact that they had to roll to have facial expressions

    • @XpVersusVista
      @XpVersusVista 4 роки тому +10

      depending on the dragon and their char level it also isn't necessary. even if you make the dex save you still take half the damage (with a few exceptions like rogues), and if that half damage is enough to fry you its not necessary to have the player roll for it.

    • @geopurple3698
      @geopurple3698 4 роки тому +7

      They didn’t roll stealth to go in

    • @ASuspiciousCrab
      @ASuspiciousCrab 4 роки тому +1

      Its a comedy... It's not meant to be accurate

    • @IDidYourMom228
      @IDidYourMom228 4 роки тому +2

      Cough*
      Nitpicker(s)

  • @jordanrichards1137
    @jordanrichards1137 5 років тому +54

    Matt - “ huuuu, we’re dragon racists”

  • @SilentKillerOwl
    @SilentKillerOwl 9 років тому +205

    Ironically when my friends and I play, there's only one guy and five other girls xD

    • @nathan_eel
      @nathan_eel 9 років тому +6

      ***** 0.0 the king has shown himself unto us

    • @TheAllomen
      @TheAllomen 8 років тому +1

      +SilentKillerOwl Hail SilentKillerOwl... The Master of D&D
      you are my hero xD

    • @gambent6853
      @gambent6853 8 років тому +2

      +SilentKillerOwl Same with me, lol! We started with more guys than girls, and then people joined and left and me and the DM were the only guys after that, with a majority of girl players. It made for some funny sessions though, lol!

    • @sirperson362
      @sirperson362 8 років тому

      The DND 5e DM screen comes to mind

    • @ethanb7657
      @ethanb7657 8 років тому

      That's mass effect.

  • @roblena7977
    @roblena7977 8 років тому +525

    Never seen these videos before, now I am binge watching when I should be sleeping. Work is going to suck tomorrow.

    • @izzy-vn7tn
      @izzy-vn7tn 8 років тому +6

      haven't slept correctly in days

    • @anjelinaortiz
      @anjelinaortiz 8 років тому +5

      +Rob Lena Same thing is happening to me Studio C is honestly life

    • @TerryTWeiss
      @TerryTWeiss 8 років тому +4

      +Rob Lena Haha that was me my first night with them. And they make so many so quickly it's impossible to catch up!

    • @roblena7977
      @roblena7977 8 років тому +1

      Terry Weiss Can't discriminate either, if the title doesn't interest you its still good. Who would have thought the Mormons would create successful comedy?

    • @sarahbeardsley
      @sarahbeardsley 8 років тому +18

      Welcome to the fandom.

  • @concernedcommenter8258
    @concernedcommenter8258 4 роки тому +74

    "My character left his formal robes in town 5 moves ago!"
    So... 30 in game seconds ago... I don't see the problem.

    • @dungeonpastor8295
      @dungeonpastor8295 4 роки тому +3

      Concerned Commenter yeah I don’t think they actually play

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 роки тому +5

      They should actually play and film it. They could give CR a run for their money

    • @jonahclements9549
      @jonahclements9549 4 роки тому

      I think he said moons.

    • @concernedcommenter8258
      @concernedcommenter8258 4 роки тому

      @@jonahclements9549 I can check. There is captions yknow.

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 роки тому +5

      @@concernedcommenter8258 those are not accurate captions. They are automatically created by a computer.
      That being said "five moons" is not something someone in d&d would say. Though tbf no one who actually plays d&d would say they left something in town "five moves ago" because that isn't how the game works and they wouldn't go from a town to a dragon's lair in anything resembling five moves.

  • @YukiSilverFox72
    @YukiSilverFox72 3 роки тому +20

    I don't know why but Matt playing a Gnome makes so much sense. 🤣

  • @isakaner-roth4525
    @isakaner-roth4525 7 років тому +305

    Since I play A rouge, and she said: "you would just rob the dragon?" YES!!

    • @ginnycullengreenleaf5710
      @ginnycullengreenleaf5710 7 років тому +4

      Isa Kaner-roth well duh! I'd love to do that!

    • @smog1926
      @smog1926 7 років тому

      Isa Kaner-roth I don't get how you play this... could I have walked I and said: "don't worry I'll play my own character, he's a level 6000 elf

    • @dans3593
      @dans3593 7 років тому +3

      +SmogTheImpaler ! You would need a class type to go along with the race of elf, and 6000 isn't possible, it's takes long enough to level up a couple of times 😂

    • @hayleyjohnnyford
      @hayleyjohnnyford 7 років тому +1

      I want to get dungeons and dragons so bad

    • @Zwergelein
      @Zwergelein 6 років тому

      I am playing a Rouge too

  • @snoozyluna9686
    @snoozyluna9686 8 років тому +203

    6:11 the closest we've ever been to seeing mattory

  • @httydforever913
    @httydforever913 5 років тому +43

    ~so close to kissing~
    Mal: you... are so gullible
    ~runs away~
    Me: I’m dying with laughter 😂

  • @ShadeMeadows
    @ShadeMeadows 6 років тому +451

    But Gold Dragons are good... I KNEW IT! THE "GUILD OF ADVENTURERS" ARE EVIL!

    • @josephsawczyn1145
      @josephsawczyn1145 6 років тому +17

      Shade's Insane Chamber You know right?
      Like I think in 4th edition a golden dragon is the main quest giver in some adventure.
      Honestly, this sketch came out years ago and I can't believe there isn't a top comment pointing that out

    • @nottarik9120
      @nottarik9120 6 років тому +8

      Shade's Insane Chamber Hazah Magic Powers

    • @amber2852
      @amber2852 6 років тому +13

      Huzzah magic powers!

    • @amber2852
      @amber2852 6 років тому +1

      Tarik crap just noticed this XD

    • @epictacosamich
      @epictacosamich 6 років тому +10

      Not only that, gold dragons could be consiidered the purest metallic dragons on the prime material. All of Bahamut's guards are great wyrm gold dragons.

  • @awkwardmonkey86
    @awkwardmonkey86 7 років тому +514

    Mal tried to get Matt to break when she looked at him at 1:52!
    And you know it doesn't take much to make Matt break! :-)

    • @jck1794
      @jck1794 5 років тому +1

      matt wasn't even looking at her tho lol

    • @dkf315
      @dkf315 5 років тому +8

      Nobody makes Matt break but Jason

  • @rachelfeilbach5749
    @rachelfeilbach5749 8 років тому +147

    Did anyone else hear Matt say:" ate my mother once "?

  • @gabrielegenota1480
    @gabrielegenota1480 6 років тому +74

    Never having played D&D... somehow I can relate. Me and my friends made this board game like Risk... but with "Politics".
    This cute girl joined in (we explained the rules) and nobody really saw her as a threat... until she marched straight into my undefended capital not expecting an invasion from her.

    • @peterdonlon2083
      @peterdonlon2083 3 роки тому +4

      I know it’s from two years ago, but what’s the name of the board game?

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao 😆

    • @feraxks
      @feraxks 2 роки тому +4

      @@peterdonlon2083 Sounds like Diplomacy. An excellent game!

  • @VanSword
    @VanSword 3 роки тому +12

    I may be too late for studio C original casts, but MATTORY never dies!!! ♥

  • @nathanhettinger538
    @nathanhettinger538 9 років тому +148

    Actually, fun fact. Golden dragons are not actually evil creatures in the D&D universe. A Golden Dragon falls under the category of "Metallic Dragons", such as Copper Dragons, Bronze Dragons, Silver Dragons, etc, which always fall under the "good" spectrum. The "evil" dragons are what we call "Chromatic Dragons" such as Green Dragons, Black Dragons, Red Dragons, etc. So, no. A Golden Dragon would not kill them, after all they are some of the most helpful and powerful species of Dragon:
    "Gold dragons are the most powerful of the metallic dragons, and the most dedicated to defeating evil. They spend the bulk of their lives in human form, seeking out evil and punishing wrongdoers to the best of its considerable abilities. Its typical mode of operation runs roughly along the lines of a sting operation: the dragon will listen for stories of dangerous or evil creatures or persons, then reveals its true form and metes out punishment. They prefer to turn villains over to law enforcement if available, but will ultimately take whatever actions they deem necessary in order to see justice served. They are best summarized as the paladins of the draconic world."

    • @spartand.n.a.3528
      @spartand.n.a.3528 8 років тому +1

      I totally agree.

    • @Tronplex
      @Tronplex 8 років тому +11

      +Nathan Hettinger You made that nerd statement on a nerd video sound awesome. I thank you for the insight!

    • @adamalakhras20
      @adamalakhras20 8 років тому +3

      Dragons are evil, they have tails!

    • @chriscory2049
      @chriscory2049 8 років тому

      +Adam Alakhras So, gerbils are also evil.

    • @Tronplex
      @Tronplex 8 років тому +1

      +Raylyn Smith Very much so! I mean for starters, they have tails and 2... They have tail!!!

  • @titansgo135
    @titansgo135 9 років тому +85

    Mal and Matt Were trying their best not to laugh when Jason was gasping and flapping.

  • @ShnazyMan3000
    @ShnazyMan3000 3 роки тому +9

    Jason is always the best at keeping a straight face while Matt is always the first to smile in any sketch.

  • @fruitloop9581
    @fruitloop9581 4 роки тому +35

    5:48 Jason is so darn funny, I almost peed my pants from laughter!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @adamlowe4697
    @adamlowe4697 7 років тому +9

    Matt's "Ow" at 5:26 was so perfect.

  • @victoriasarandis3301
    @victoriasarandis3301 8 років тому +421

    5:48 AWW YEAH AWW YEAH AWW YEAH AWW YEAH AWW YEAHHHHHH

  • @user-qk4xy1rp5h
    @user-qk4xy1rp5h Рік тому +9

    I love how Matt and Mal are barely containing themselves at the end 😂

  • @dalleneldredge6923
    @dalleneldredge6923 4 роки тому +35

    "Master Hoarders: A gold dragon keeps its hoard in a well-guarded vault deep within its lair. Magical wards
    placed on the vault make it all but impossible to remove
    any treasures without the dragon knowing about it. "
    -Monster Manual
    They couldn't "Take the treasure and run".

    • @GenderWoman666
      @GenderWoman666 4 роки тому +1

      :D

    • @Phoenixqueen77
      @Phoenixqueen77 4 роки тому +3

      They'd just have to run really really fast. Lol

    • @DiracComb.7585
      @DiracComb.7585 3 роки тому

      PhoenixQueen77 so, Naruto run?

    • @Phoenixqueen77
      @Phoenixqueen77 3 роки тому

      @@DiracComb.7585 I mean, I suppose, lol
      Now I have an image of a gold dragon Naruto-running after a pair of thieves in my head

    • @dalleneldredge6923
      @dalleneldredge6923 3 роки тому +1

      @@Phoenixqueen77 In Dragon form or otherwise?

  • @joshrabinovitz8740
    @joshrabinovitz8740 8 років тому +33

    Who here plays Dungeons & Dragons and realized all of the mistakes that were made in this video, beside how hilarious it is. :)

    • @kevynhansyn2902
      @kevynhansyn2902 5 років тому +4

      They rolled for EVERYTHING!!!! But indeed always a great time.

    • @icemonitorlizard
      @icemonitorlizard 5 років тому +1

      Gold Dragons are good not evil and don't usually have psionic abilities.
      Spells don't usually have silly gibberish names but rather say what they do. Examples: Stoneshape, Fireball, Call Lightning
      Using a character from a different campaign isn't usually allowed unless a DM looks over it and specifies otherwise.
      Two players isn't usually enough to play.
      The d20 is standard for most rolls and usually all come the same size but those sounded like d6s or even d4s which are usually smaller.
      DnD takes forever to play.
      Girls playing Dnd aren't as rare as you'd think; the ratio I usually see is 1in 3 which I guess is represented here, but not being used to seeing it is weird since most players have played in more than one campaign.
      She needed to roll bluff against them. Though doing so covertly is possible to prevent metagaming.
      The DM should have had to roll and explain a lot more.
      What they did right: Girls usually are the better players; a lot of them are more open to role playing and think stuff through.
      Ignoring the DM will end in death. Critical fails are a thing that people do, but even though just about everyone uses them they're not in the rules.

  • @user-ep4sm3gg3x
    @user-ep4sm3gg3x 8 років тому +65

    my mattory heart omg

  • @josephsawczyn1145
    @josephsawczyn1145 6 років тому +52

    It's funny cause Gold Dragons are Lawful Good, and in some editions the players work for golden dragons

  • @mariannem2594
    @mariannem2594 7 років тому +58

    "It ate my mother once"

  • @goop0d
    @goop0d 7 років тому +179

    Oh Matt, it's okay! We already know that your in love with Mallory... OH umm... I mean "Karley"

  • @sweatyeti
    @sweatyeti 8 років тому +135

    It's neat because Golden Dragons in D&D are actually lawful good, so she made a good point! Why it incinerated them upon waking up is questionable though... that, and they don't have psionic abilities as far as I'm aware. /nerd

    • @FlameSpark2013
      @FlameSpark2013 8 років тому +6

      Some dragons do but yeah, at least in 5e, gold dragons don't have psionic abilities.

    • @reallyFrogman
      @reallyFrogman 8 років тому +13

      I think it incinerated them beacuse it's Matt and Jason.

    • @sweatyeti
      @sweatyeti 8 років тому

      xD

    • @ThunderRolled
      @ThunderRolled 8 років тому +3

      We don't actually know the context, for all we know this thing could have been corrupted, the natural alignment also doesn't excuse a bunch of "dragon racists" who came into the lair for treasure.

    • @FlameSpark2013
      @FlameSpark2013 8 років тому +1

      Tyler Smith My last D&D character was a dragon racist... Specifically a drunk elf that blames Dragonborns and Dragons for her problems... She (kinda) grew out of it tho :D

  • @mychaelahuckaby4995
    @mychaelahuckaby4995 6 років тому +6

    I love how dedicated matt was when saying "huza magic powers" he just got so into the nerd part, I mean Jason is good too but matt is so nerdy .

  • @d73w80
    @d73w80 4 роки тому +18

    This was actually my first introduction to dungeons and dragons. Years later and I'm now my group's (who I also got into dnd) perma-DM. Thank you Studio C, you have given me a beloved hobby.

    • @d73w80
      @d73w80 Рік тому +1

      3 more years later, still playing dnd

  • @thelegendofkademaster4883
    @thelegendofkademaster4883 8 років тому +149

    Jason can be manly, or a weak dweeb

  • @shikak1941
    @shikak1941 8 років тому +83

    Okay....Look guys, golden dragons are metallic not chromatic in D&D, which means to you commoners that golden dragons are nice. They also don't have psionic powers. They breathe flame.

    • @prestonbrower762
      @prestonbrower762 5 років тому +7

      Therefore it must be that either the dragon has been pocessed by an evil force or the Guide of Adventurers... Huzzah magic powers ...have evil alignments

    • @naturalone6529
      @naturalone6529 5 років тому +5

      @@prestonbrower762 And they don't really seem like the type of people to play evil characters.

  • @kaylinlugo2347
    @kaylinlugo2347 3 роки тому +14

    At 4:07 Jason’s laugh was SO FUNNY that I almost stared laughing like him lol 😂

  • @capradaemonium1624
    @capradaemonium1624 5 років тому +21

    When I was playing Dungeons and Dragons with my friends, one of them kept trolling the rest of us by saying things like "You were breathing too loud so 2 goblins noticed you," or "You whispered too loud so 5 goblins noticed you." I was being as quiet as physically possible. (by the way this was in the forest area i think)

  • @josephaw86
    @josephaw86 10 років тому +6

    "Dragons ARE rather evil creatures, kinda like the IRS but with wings."
    Truer words were never spoken; hilarious.

  • @lcarpetrondookmariot7620
    @lcarpetrondookmariot7620 8 років тому +49

    Matt: "I love you."
    Come on, you're making this too easy.
    Mattory confirmed!

  • @joedan5366
    @joedan5366 3 роки тому +3

    This sketch got me into dnd

  • @TangledLion
    @TangledLion 6 років тому +14

    DM, It's Official, Your Cousin is the most skilled 'THAT GUY' I've ever seen...

  • @TheIcyPhantom
    @TheIcyPhantom 10 років тому +12

    I was in the live audience for this one! I can hear my own laughs at certain parts :D Absolutely brilliant sketch. Love it.

  • @roldyplaysph
    @roldyplaysph 8 років тому +44

    The Mallory bite at 4:41. Most nerds would fall for that.
    Scratch that. Most men would fall for that. I did. xD

  • @XX-sp3tt
    @XX-sp3tt 4 роки тому +2

    0:23 To note, any DM that would make you roll to cry tears of joy would quickly find himself without any players.

  • @andrep4805
    @andrep4805 6 років тому +5

    6:19 "Did you see how close *we* were?" is such a funny/sad line lol

  • @thestokesfamily2191
    @thestokesfamily2191 9 років тому +12

    Luke... I am your ringtone

  • @Urroner
    @Urroner 10 років тому +22

    "Long have I desired to be kissed by a woman.......says my character. HA HA HA HA!!!!! Back in the mid-70s, I used to play D&D down in the BYU Bowling Alley. Good times.

  • @gamemaster613
    @gamemaster613 5 років тому +16

    4:57 Me every day of my life.

  • @loganmatthews3672
    @loganmatthews3672 Місяць тому

    The writing is so TIGHT in this one! So many funny verbal and sight gags! Every running joke is so funny, and all the deliveries are perfect. And one of the few that a really good series too. One of the greatest sketches!

  • @ikonicplays3679
    @ikonicplays3679 8 років тому +141

    MATTS my favourite...

  • @ashnikfield4224
    @ashnikfield4224 7 років тому +47

    I swear I thought that they were gonna kiss!!!

  • @kendrajade6688
    @kendrajade6688 5 років тому +10

    Wait a second.
    Very few dragons have psionic abilities.

  • @joseda3rd354
    @joseda3rd354 2 роки тому +3

    First time I’m revisiting this sketch since getting into D&D. Man it hits different now. Especially since my group has two girls and they’re the ones that act like Matt and Jason. Also lots more rolling than I remember

  • @lgc_official_1323
    @lgc_official_1323 7 років тому +36

    Awww, Carly is so *mean!!!* Poor Matt!!

  • @VermissaErmine
    @VermissaErmine 10 років тому +22

    Excuse me, All Gold Dragons are servants of Bahamut, and as such are Lawful Good. Second, Dragons aren't versed in psionics. Third, a Crystal Mask of Entrenched Psyche would be required to prevent the dragon's magic, not a gold amulet.

    • @davidfish3067
      @davidfish3067 10 років тому +5

      i bet you're fun at parties.

    • @VermissaErmine
      @VermissaErmine 10 років тому +8

      You know it! When Gilthim, Paladin of Moradin, Bearer of The Shield of The Resolute, draws his Holy Avenger; all the Orcs be crying out for Gruumsh!
      He got Smite Evil/day for /days!

    • @davidfish3067
      @davidfish3067 10 років тому

      Awkward.

    • @tonyngc
      @tonyngc 10 років тому +1

      In 4th edition pretty much every metallic dragon is unaligned (kinda like a self serving neutral).....

    • @CesarTheKingVA
      @CesarTheKingVA 10 років тому +7

      That just makes it better, since it means she was totally BSing the whole thing. :D

  • @marybrowne1481
    @marybrowne1481 5 років тому

    I absolutely love how Matt and Mallory were laughing and they just let it keep going!!! Makes it even better and more authentic!! Jason CRACKS ME UP and Adam was SO fantastic in this sketch too👏🏼

  • @GreenMario4
    @GreenMario4 3 роки тому +2

    My fav quote "to be fair dragons are quite evil they are like the IRS just with wings."

  • @lovatolove1995
    @lovatolove1995 10 років тому +15

    Did you see how close we were?
    I felt it!

  • @madisonwestwater9513
    @madisonwestwater9513 8 років тому +7

    "Kind of like the IRS, but with wings."
    FAVORITE LINE!!!!

    • @madisonwestwater9513
      @madisonwestwater9513 8 років тому

      +Madison Westwater second place: "Long have I desired to be kissed by a woman."

  • @cookiemasterco.2951
    @cookiemasterco.2951 7 років тому +9

    Ah yes, That one player who carries over their character even though its level 17 and they are starting a module for level 1's so they can just loot their fellow companions for rare items that they had 'agreed' upon (after 5 minutes of arguing) and then say "my character runs away to not die, whelp, the module seems to be over, we lost, But at least I got to save my character and still get my stuff"

  • @Incepter.
    @Incepter. Рік тому +3

    I love everytime one of the boys says “Guild of Adventurers” the other boys say “Huzzah Magic Powers”

  • @NoName-vl4lv
    @NoName-vl4lv 7 років тому +121

    Is it bad the entire sketch I was thinking about what pop they were drinking it's Fanta Mountain Dew and sprite

    • @kyleschulz7744
      @kyleschulz7744 7 років тому +2

      Sunkist soda not fanta,
      Get it right

    • @sophiagarcia362
      @sophiagarcia362 7 років тому

      Say soda not pop. Pop is like Ariana grade and Katy perry. Annoying af

    • @liz2
      @liz2 4 роки тому +1

      @@sophiagarcia362 yeah but different parts of the us say it different.. i say soft drinks and some people say pop. its just a matter of where you grew up.

    • @ghostfox2473
      @ghostfox2473 4 роки тому

      Hello fellow minnesotan

  • @JessesSpazzinOut
    @JessesSpazzinOut 8 років тому +140

    Great dating tips! Im going to use these irl! xD

  • @lj2la764
    @lj2la764 5 років тому +6

    5:20 before he rolled for the dragon he should have made Matt and Jason roll a stealth check if this was proper D&D

  • @SofaPop.
    @SofaPop. 5 років тому +4

    3:32 that feels natural

  • @quailstudios
    @quailstudios 10 років тому +18

    I love this sketch... I've never really played Dungeons and Dragons but my children have.

    • @lillypotter6383
      @lillypotter6383 6 років тому

      Quail Studios Guitar I don't play nor have kids lol

  • @DarkShadowMegadeth
    @DarkShadowMegadeth 7 років тому +11

    I just love how Jason can turn into any character. He's such a great actor! and that laugh at 4:07-4:22 😂😂

  • @aidenarmstrong844
    @aidenarmstrong844 4 роки тому +5

    “ dragons are evil creatures like the IRS but with wings”

  • @RLynnT
    @RLynnT 3 роки тому +4

    Golden dragons are intellectual as well as magical. My guild actually befriended one and she helped us defeat the black dragon that was regularly pillaging a village

  • @timffkl
    @timffkl 8 років тому +56

    Is it sad that I know that if it is a Golden Dragon that it is lawful good?

    • @localapotheke8273
      @localapotheke8273 8 років тому +6

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @dysic2590
      @dysic2590 7 років тому +3

      Jed Barber me too

    • @wonderchickens
      @wonderchickens 7 років тому +4

      XD D&D fans unite

    • @adactuslvox2150
      @adactuslvox2150 7 років тому +3

      Nah, it isn't sad. #nerdsrock

    • @Sooboor
      @Sooboor 5 років тому +2

      It seems they were playing with the 4th edition, which means the dragon is unaligned.

  • @hopebosworth3036
    @hopebosworth3036 10 років тому +14

    its like the irs with wings

  • @thecomedybros1162
    @thecomedybros1162 3 роки тому +3

    u know i think that strategy to just rob the dragon while he's asleep is a pretty legit strat

  • @matthewmiller257
    @matthewmiller257 7 років тому +3

    Now whenever I see a moment that follows my ships, I stand up, make a long high note sound, and say at a high pitched voice "LET THE MAGIC BEGIN!"