23:19 women won't accept a guy under 6 foot, when height can't be changed, BUT get mad when men say that don't want a fat girl, when weight CAN be changed....
Just had a discussion today about the long term effects of waman eating poorly. There's this young woman in her prime who put on 50 or so pounds during the pandemic. She went from a 7 down to a 4. Sad, I still like her.
You gotta add Canada to that tax map! Everything here is busted (including our PM) yet we keep dishing out money to the government to give to other countries.
I have blue hair, I’ve had crazy hair since the 90s. I am not woke. I am not a Karen. I was just an old school punk who understood the corruption of the system and used small gestures to rebel. I also worked all my life and raised a great kid with manners and respect. He’s a gm of a restaurant and people adore him bc he is kind and sensible. What I see happening now is depressing and sad. The state of the world and the entitlement of people especially kids today is astounding! I’ve never been a conservative but I’ve jumped ship in light of the insanity happening now.
I'm here just to say I had a 24 hours ban for "bullying" .... When that was over I was hit with a scammer ban while ON the first ban. LOL 🤣🤣🤣 Funny how that works and zero ability to question it or fight it. UA-cam is salty AsF.
I never understood people that drink. Why pay the price of a bottle for one tiny glass(shot) at a bar? It's not like it tastes better there. It's not like it's 5 star restaurant food you cant cook at home.
I don’t know in French, but in Spanish, non binary people are literally trying to change the entire language so it “includes” them. In many Spanish speaking countries our useless politicians have even made laws to use a new gender neutral version of any word related to people. It’s insane.
@@theLadyjensencolored hair is pretty like poison arrow frogs. Like bright colors are nice to look at from a distance but you know the thing that is bright colored is extremely toxic. And every other man knows exactly how your dad feels. He's trying not to hurt your feelings. But in the process you have hurt his feelings.
5:26 I worked for a place when I was a teen where I'd fold up boxes and such for shipping items. I would tell people I was a compressed fiberboard technician 😆🤣😆🤣
Been married a loooooong time. When we were dating he would either say: “I don’t have enough money for both of us to eat and I am starved” or I would say: “How about Chinese or Mexican or Thai.” Then we would go eat BBQ every…single…time…and that is how you stay married for a very looooong time.
17:16 my kid got in serious trouble for selling his Halloween candy and lunch snacks at school. Like some of these dumb kids were buying snack cakes from him for like 5 bucks each. The school was mad. I was impressed.
same with my kids. they bought candy bars from a big box store and sold them for a profit. even the teachers were buying. but then someone turned them in and they had to stop.
The argument for stopping it is to prevent people from exploiting kids to make money, but then the schools immediately have kids go door to door to sell things to strangers in order to make the school money.
Well, they learned a real life lesson. If the powers that be (government) catches you doing well for yourself and they don’t get their cut, they will shut you down.
I did troubleshooting over the phone for a while. We once discussed whether it was better to be there in person. I said there are plusses, but then I wouldn't be able to roll my eyes when I wanted to. 🤣
way back when I used to go to Fartbucks, I would ask for a large coffee and listen to the "barista" take 5 minutes trying to talk me into ordering a "grande".
Zed, as a Nigerian Princess I’m offended that you think our royal family would scam anyone. Here in Nigeria we make the best flashlights. US special forces use them Thy can burn through metal. Send me $500 for your own.
I’m glad to hear you’re from the royal family, maybe you can help me. 6 months ago, I sent you the $3000 in order to cover the costs of the bank transfers. But I still haven’t received the $14,000,000 that I inherited. I tried to email that nice financial officer, Joseph, but he hasn’t replied. I assume he must be out sick. Any assistance you can give me is appreciated.
Here in SC we just passed Constitutional Carry, but each county has to have two mandatory training classes each month for people who choose to take it. But EVERY resident must now pay taxes, whether people choose the training or not. I thought it was a basic right to defend yourself. Then again having clean drinking water and oxygen to breathe is a bsic right, yet the government regulates those too... weird, huh???
@@Ryo7_7it's F'd up. The government basically saying : "yes you have the right to defend yourself and loved ones and property, to drink clean water and breath fresh air.... but you gotta pay me for it."
@V0ltron Todays fun fact, The government never gave any person any right's, but it can sure take them away, or tax them. Don't worry the taxes will get sent to other parts of Earth to a person, to do a thing.
right. correct. So it is your Constitutional duty to carry anyway, and your natural, inalienable, God given right to not follow those things that they attached to it. What you described of course is not actually Constitional carry. So stop calling it that, also, maybe.
@@aaronwinter447 I'm late to the party and am watching some of these now older episodes, I also had NO Idea what the heck that was about, so I'm looking in the comments, lol. YOU are the only one who answered that for me, so thank you!
Loved the show but also wanted to tell you that I just finished "Trailer Park Parable". Not what I expected, much, much, much better. Keep up the great work. Your 70+ yo fan, Ed
I read your book yesterday! SO GOOD! So well written and I cried for you and your brothers and your mama! God has a plan for you and you are bringing laughter to so many now! Thank you!!
That guy selling cheetos in a bag is a good way to make money. At high school I used to make and sell small chocolate cakes for all the weed smokers lol. I made enough money to buy a Sega Genesis & Sonic the hedgehog, and I sold the cakes for just 2 dollars. The 80s & 90s were the best days of my life!
3:52 you can add all western european countries to that map as well, especially Germoney. 355 billion euros into foreign countries, but higher taxes on everything
Someone from the southern hemisphere here, sadly this is 99% of countries except maybe Switzerland. Our civil servants are among the top 10 highest paid in the world and we have close to 60%-70% unemployment. Our government enjoys Dubai's tax laws too 🤡
It wouldn't keep me happy. I ate 2#s of beef rib eye and a # of lamb loin chops. I only eat 4 days a week so I pack in up to 4#s of beef and let it digest for 2 days. Is it just coincidental that the 12# is exactly the number of metabolically healthy people that were found in that study of last year? I was just speculating that because I read that 88% of everyone in the USA are considered unhealthy and only 12% healthy.There must be some correlation. At the age of 71 I decided I was going to commit suicide but in a Christian way, not with a gun, so I stopped taking all the medications for blood pressure and cholesterol .Then I only ate the things that all doctors and the FDA Guidelines are telling us will cause strokes and heart attack. Beef/pork and saturated fats and lots of eggs and butter. WTF happened? I should be dead by now at almost 2 years eating this suicide,widow making diet. Results: I lost 42#s, normalized my blood pressure and have a resting heart rate of 54 bpm ,no arrhythmia or irregular hb and all arteries are clear. What about all those studies showing that high saturated fats were the cause of stroke and heart attack and all the doctors and talking heads on the tv telling us that low fat and plants were healthy and beef/pork and meat would kill us? According to our government and doctors anyone eating meat was an inconsiderate racist and animal abuser bent on destroying the planet,as well. (How dare you?) If they lied about the meat what else have they lied about? Try finding a rational,healthy vegan who is past 50 yo or any age for that matter. Many exhibit such a level of unhealthy mitochondrial that if they miss a couple meals they have symptoms such as headache, weakness to the point of fainting.They would have trouble walking any distance or exercise any amount. Keep eating beef and supporting our farmers who provide that meat.
So when my wife and I started dating, we went out and she kept saying she didn’t care where we ate, so I went to Taco Bell drive through. Been married now 40 years, and she has always been able to tell me where she would like to have dinner. Problem solved!
Whenever a date tells me she does not know where she wants to eat, I casually mention that I have a coupon for Burger King. Then they decide pretty quick after that…
I have a small thrift shop and we don’t wash anything. If it smells, has stains or holes, busted seems , is very worn, or has animal hair on it we toss it. We do bag up the unwanted clothing separate from regular trash and people take the bags from our dumpster every day. With the understanding that they can’t scatter it about in the alley. Mostly they just pick up the whole bag and take it with them.
@@teenapittman4241 why though..? These things *should* be washed. In actual clothing stores the clothes are cleaned before shipping with allergen free soap. It would seem it could, and definitely should be illegal to sell clothes that could be toxic to people...
@@jayhuff239 Again, allergies. Your flowery detergent doesn't work for everyone. i know the thrift store in my area even repairs clothing. I'm going to ask if they ever wash something. if NO, then they do not deserve business at all.
16:45 34 years old can confirm. @ 30 years old my peptic ulcers combined & formed a duodenal hemorrhage. Hemoglobin was 6 (15-18 Normal). I had 4 inches of my stomach cut out. They said I almost bled out in my sleep & required 2 transfusions before surgery. This is what 70+ hour work weeks, eating out daily, & never getting 5 hours sleep a day does to you. Drank 6 liters of Cola a day. Weigh 130lb 5'9.
@@blameyourmamma At an event that involved beer and socializing, I was hanging with a couple of my bros in the large parking lot, roped off for the afternoon. A short fatty waddled over to where we were seated and demanded to know what we were talking about. I asked her why she thought she needed to know, which started a curt exchange, her demanding to know why I was there. I just started stonewalling until she just threw up her hands and waddled away. I should have told her I was a pimp on the lookout for new "talent" but that she wasn't up to standards.
Thankfully, my youngest daughter, being my daughter and raised primarily by me, knows exactly where she wants to eat on a daily basis! I know because she ALWAYS tells me EVERY DAY! 😂🤣
@12:38 next big thing... cannibal leader in Haiti, named Barbeque, getting the thumbs up from celebrities wearing t-shirts that say "Haiti is already great"
when I first saw that picture of the clowns in the train station with the caption 'Members of congress on their way to the capitol' at 10:22, I thought it looked like York station in the UK. (I grew up in York and visited that station many times!) On closer inspection (the sign on the right of the picture particularly!) told me it is in York. So that means those congressmen not only have a long way to go, but are even on the wrong continent! SMH!
After 40 years of marriage, my hubs no longer asks me where I want to eat. Here’s why. “ Where do yo want to eat? Me: Carlotta’s. Hubs: How about X, Y or Z? Me: Don’t ever ask me again!
Zed; "I have 1 daughter and another one on the way. I hope they will be okay." Father of his own daughters; "Get a gun and learn how to use it." Zed; "I'm an Air Force Veteran" Father of his own daughters; "Like I said, get a gun and learn how to use it."
This one also brought back memories for me. My favorite: a group of people were talking about an event that one couple had missed. The wife said they couldn't go because the husband had to work. Someone asked what kind of work he did and she very proudly replied "he is a maintenance engineer". At which point the husband spoke up and said " awe Hon, why do you always say that? You know I am the janitor at the elementary school". The look on her face was priceless.
The former president celebrated his 60th birthday during the height of C. One of his famous guests put a picture on instagram of the party and no one was wearing face coverings. She was asked to take the picture down immediately. Its no wonder they didn't allow drones.
I don't even understand how that stat is possible... I'm a woman and I eat a pound of meat most days. Unless it's like 12% of NYC or some places with lots of vegetarians.
Don't worry. Some of us don't like large breasts. They kind of turn me off. Just a handful is fine. I think it looks better personally and don't get the obsession with large ones. Seems weird and creepy to me. And I think largely a learned behavior.
Im reading our book. Will finish today. Thanks I guess. We have alot in common although Im from The South and older. Thank God y'all made it out and bless your Mom.
I think every american without fingerprints on file should go to nyc and claim they are paco martinez. Go have a 5 star manhattan holiday with a 10k debit card to spend.
When you come home and find the Amazon boxes in the garage hide them . Then on a Saturday morning reseal them and put them on the front steps . Priceless
I love putting together Ikea furniture because when it gets done it looks like I'm an actual Carpenter. When I do carpentry it looks great too, but only if you're about 50 ft away.
I can quote all the Austin Powers movies from heart. I love Austin Powers. Also, when I was in high school, I sold Mountain Dew out of my locker. When questioned by the principal and superintendent I told them it's capitalism. I have the supply to fill the demand. I made a killing.
Fun fact. The national debt per person is 102k now, and that includes babies. The national debt per taxpayer is 266k. I'm living below my means and saving as I sit here and get more and more pissed off that it's all going to be for naught. It's super hard to sacrifice like I do knowing that things are probably going to implode before I see the results. But there's a slim enough chance that it will work for me that I'm going to keep pressing on.
ok but the cross-linguistical puns that you just typed are not caught by most so you are going to have to make another comment explaining the additionally funny jokes you just made. Remember w and v both have different soundings in English and German. Also, I don’t speak German. But I am pretty sure you were making some cross-language pun jokes and I LIKE IT!!!! Also, please explain.
Tyler's response to the Air Force meme is the only time today that I laughed out loud. I work overnights and have been up since 8:40 last night and it's 5 pm.
A woman knows where she wants to eat, she wants to a, make you guess, to stimulate conversation, b, you to choose a high end place as a demonstration of your love and adoration of her so all of her friends will be jealous, c, or she wants to order too little food so she can eat your food and you can't get mad, or d, all of the above.
Goooood Mernin!
I turned 25 yesterday. At this point I feel like all eternity and a single moment are on in the same.
12:30 am in Aussie land 😎🇦🇺 but anyhow good mernin America
Mernin from Kenai Alaska
@@anarchistscum6090 🙋🏻 11th bday also. ,🍻
I was unsubscribed again. I have to check daily.
Zed in our defense the last time we made a decision on where to eat, we got mankind kicked out of Eden. 4:43
😂😂😂😂
Good one 😂😂😂
Hahaha cute
Hear hear! 👏
Because she didn't feel like cooking.
23:19
women won't accept a guy under 6 foot, when height can't be changed, BUT get mad when men say that don't want a fat girl, when weight CAN be changed....
My wonderful husband of 45 years was only 5ft5. There are many many men who are taller but NOT a bigger than he was.
I agree with your comment. 💜
My husband is 5’9. Only ugly women demand the 6 foot crap
Height is not an issue if he’s rich (apparently)
@@MiniLemmyevery digit after 5 adds 3 inches in height value
Just had a discussion today about the long term effects of waman eating poorly. There's this young woman in her prime who put on 50 or so pounds during the pandemic. She went from a 7 down to a 4. Sad, I still like her.
You gotta add Canada to that tax map! Everything here is busted (including our PM) yet we keep dishing out money to the government to give to other countries.
Castreau is holding Canada hostage it looks like.
And people here cheer it on for some reason.
@@MykeLewisMusicSheeple
And the UK!
All marxist influenced governments tax the shit out of society.
I have blue hair, I’ve had crazy hair since the 90s. I am not woke. I am not a Karen. I was just an old school punk who understood the corruption of the system and used small gestures to rebel. I also worked all my life and raised a great kid with manners and respect. He’s a gm of a restaurant and people adore him bc he is kind and sensible. What I see happening now is depressing and sad. The state of the world and the entitlement of people especially kids today is astounding! I’ve never been a conservative but I’ve jumped ship in light of the insanity happening now.
Maybe you should consider going natural now?
Good morning all 🙂
Time to go to work
To pay our taxes
To support everyone but ourselves
Is t that the truth! I hope that this changes this year, we can only hope that everyone else opens their eyes to see what’s happening.
The UK is worse mate
true
for sure@@chrissymodo
I'm here just to say I had a 24 hours ban for "bullying" .... When that was over I was hit with a scammer ban while ON the first ban. LOL 🤣🤣🤣
Funny how that works and zero ability to question it or fight it. UA-cam is salty AsF.
The shrinkage screwdriver got me good. 😂
Barry's 60 year superspreader birthday bash was a Jeff's plane reunion party.
If you can't order a black coffee, you probably can't order straight whiskey either.😁
🤣 How dare you assume the whiskey's sexual preference!
I never understood people that drink. Why pay the price of a bottle for one tiny glass(shot) at a bar? It's not like it tastes better there. It's not like it's 5 star restaurant food you cant cook at home.
Residential Maintenance Supervisor = I mow my neighbor's lawn.
After watching this(Canadian here), I asked my husband “in French, everything is masculine or feminine. How do you speak French non-binary?” lol
I don’t know in French, but in Spanish, non binary people are literally trying to change the entire language so it “includes” them.
In many Spanish speaking countries our useless politicians have even made laws to use a new gender neutral version of any word related to people. It’s insane.
Blue hair, green hair, orange hair, pink hair, bull nose rings, fat acceptance, all things that are no one wants to look at.
My cousin took a graduation photo with blue hair and a bull nose ring. She looks so stupid, bless her heart 😂
Colored hair is pretty, as long as they aren’t crazy. I’ve had my hair pink for over a decade (my dad likes it) 🤷🏼♀️
@@theLadyjensen Your dad is protecting your feelings (by lying.)
@@theLadyjensen If he likes it, see if he'll color his hair.
@@theLadyjensencolored hair is pretty like poison arrow frogs. Like bright colors are nice to look at from a distance but you know the thing that is bright colored is extremely toxic. And every other man knows exactly how your dad feels. He's trying not to hurt your feelings. But in the process you have hurt his feelings.
That last one, is a good way to spark up a conversation.
5:26 I worked for a place when I was a teen where I'd fold up boxes and such for shipping items. I would tell people I was a compressed fiberboard technician 😆🤣😆🤣
Been married a loooooong time. When we were dating he would either say: “I don’t have enough money for both of us to eat and I am starved” or I would say: “How about Chinese or Mexican or Thai.” Then we would go eat BBQ every…single…time…and that is how you stay married for a very looooong time.
I'm confused. BBQ is expensive...so
17:16 my kid got in serious trouble for selling his Halloween candy and lunch snacks at school. Like some of these dumb kids were buying snack cakes from him for like 5 bucks each. The school was mad. I was impressed.
same with my kids. they bought candy bars from a big box store and sold them for a profit. even the teachers were buying. but then someone turned them in and they had to stop.
Hey, they're just businessman, these kids are learning economics
Smart kid.
The argument for stopping it is to prevent people from exploiting kids to make money, but then the schools immediately have kids go door to door to sell things to strangers in order to make the school money.
Well, they learned a real life lesson. If the powers that be (government) catches you doing well for yourself and they don’t get their cut, they will shut you down.
They're not trying to buy off foreign counties, they're laundering money for kickbacks.
Been saying that since the Ukraine came crying for money.
I don't swear as much as I used to...but I find myself rolling my eyes a lot at work...maybe I need an eye roll jar...LOL
You need the coffee up that says, "I'm sorry. Did I roll my eyes at you out loud?"
I never swore until the vegetable landed in the WH.
I did troubleshooting over the phone for a while. We once discussed whether it was better to be there in person. I said there are plusses, but then I wouldn't be able to roll my eyes when I wanted to. 🤣
6:35 just give me my black coffee without the stupidity.
way back when I used to go to Fartbucks, I would ask for a large coffee and listen to the "barista" take 5 minutes trying to talk me into ordering a "grande".
Zed, as a Nigerian Princess I’m offended that you think our royal family would scam anyone. Here in Nigeria we make the best flashlights. US special forces use them Thy can burn through metal. Send me $500 for your own.
I’m glad to hear you’re from the royal family, maybe you can help me.
6 months ago, I sent you the $3000 in order to cover the costs of the bank transfers. But I still haven’t received the $14,000,000 that I inherited. I tried to email that nice financial officer, Joseph, but he hasn’t replied. I assume he must be out sick. Any assistance you can give me is appreciated.
@@ontheroad5317@jimreilly917 Please also let Joseph know that I’ve been trying to reach him about his camel’s extended warranty.
@@ontheroad5317 🤣on it’s way.🤡
@@jimreilly917 phew, I’m relieved, thanks!
What's the telegram to send the money's?
We've been driving under a subscription service for 100 years; tags, insurance, license, parking permit and parking meters.
Delicate white fish with pasta in a light, white sauce.
It was tuna casserole.
Amazon should ask: Do you have your husbands consent to make this purchase?
Funny thing, if the blue haired barista is trans, they are also called "milkless".
May contain nuts
@@HubertofLiege Not necessarily, especially for the guys😂.
Interesting! So basically, when you order a milkless coffee, the barista gets offended?
😅🤣😂🤣
EEeeewwwwwww.
Like.
the 12% of beef stat just tells me we need more cattle ranches.
Zed, they have breathalyzers for engine ignition. If we could attach them to phones the internet would calm down a good bit.
😂
My girl not only always knows where she wants to eat, but also will always order something anyplace we go.
So...she's Fat?
Here in SC we just passed Constitutional Carry, but each county has to have two mandatory training classes each month for people who choose to take it. But EVERY resident must now pay taxes, whether people choose the training or not. I thought it was a basic right to defend yourself. Then again having clean drinking water and oxygen to breathe is a bsic right, yet the government regulates those too... weird, huh???
They don't want law abiding citizens to live apparently.
@@Ryo7_7it's F'd up. The government basically saying : "yes you have the right to defend yourself and loved ones and property, to drink clean water and breath fresh air.... but you gotta pay me for it."
@V0ltron Todays fun fact, The government never gave any person any right's, but it can sure take them away, or tax them.
Don't worry the taxes will get sent to other parts of Earth to a person, to do a thing.
I am in Charleston, my hubby has had conceal carry for years now but he hasn’t mentioned any of this. I will have to check our county. Thanks
right. correct. So it is your Constitutional duty to carry anyway, and your natural, inalienable, God given right to not follow those things that they attached to it. What you described of course is not actually Constitional carry. So stop calling it that, also, maybe.
That last Air Force ad is a hot subject that’s burning up the internet.
Im out of the loop and dont know what is going on. what happened?
(EDIT: Nvermind Oh no! Air force member set himself on fire!?)
@@aaronwinter447 I'm late to the party and am watching some of these now older episodes, I also had NO Idea what the heck that was about, so I'm looking in the comments, lol. YOU are the only one who answered that for me, so thank you!
Many European Languages are gendered (NOT BINARY OR NON-BINARY) and the gendering of a language is not just limited to Spanish.
That would confuse most of them 😂😂😂
After watching this(Canadian here), I asked my husband “in French, everything is masculine or feminine. How do you speak French non-binary?” lol
Old English was gendered. Masculine, feminine or neuter. stopped using gendered language during the middle English period.
German has feminine, masculine and neuter.
Learn to code, code is binary.
Loved the show but also wanted to tell you that I just finished "Trailer Park Parable". Not what I expected, much, much, much better. Keep up the great work.
Your 70+ yo fan, Ed
I read your book yesterday! SO GOOD! So well written and I cried for you and your brothers and your mama! God has a plan for you and you are bringing laughter to so many now! Thank you!!
Steak every meal, lost 55 lbs.
I blame Eve on the “woman don’t know where they want to eat” problem. Saw a meme about it and makes total sense. 😂
That guy selling cheetos in a bag is a good way to make money. At high school I used to make and sell small chocolate cakes for all the weed smokers lol. I made enough money to buy a Sega Genesis & Sonic the hedgehog, and I sold the cakes for just 2 dollars. The 80s & 90s were the best days of my life!
3:52 you can add all western european countries to that map as well, especially Germoney. 355 billion euros into foreign countries, but higher taxes on everything
US, Canada, the UK, Germany, and France.
Someone from the southern hemisphere here, sadly this is 99% of countries except maybe Switzerland.
Our civil servants are among the top 10 highest paid in the world and we have close to 60%-70% unemployment. Our government enjoys Dubai's tax laws too 🤡
15:14 What? Meg! Wake up Meg!!! Where is his on the spot corrections? Help Tyler! 😂😂
I’m halfway through your book and shocked at how similar our childhoods were. I love the book so far!
Happily part of the 12% of beef eaters. Had a half pound of ground last night. Steak and eggs today maybe.
It wouldn't keep me happy. I ate 2#s of beef rib eye and a # of lamb loin chops. I only eat 4 days a week so I pack in up to 4#s of beef and let it digest for 2 days. Is it just coincidental that the 12# is exactly the number of metabolically healthy people that were found in that study of last year? I was just speculating that because I read that 88% of everyone in the USA are considered unhealthy and only 12% healthy.There must be some correlation. At the age of 71 I decided I was going to commit suicide but in a Christian way, not with a gun, so I stopped taking all the medications for blood pressure and cholesterol .Then I only ate the things that all doctors and the FDA Guidelines are telling us will cause strokes and heart attack. Beef/pork and saturated fats and lots of eggs and butter. WTF happened? I should be dead by now at almost 2 years eating this suicide,widow making diet.
Results: I lost 42#s, normalized my blood pressure and have a resting heart rate of 54 bpm ,no arrhythmia or irregular hb and all arteries are clear. What about all those studies showing that high saturated fats were the cause of stroke and heart attack and all the doctors and talking heads on the tv telling us that low fat and plants were healthy and beef/pork and meat would kill us? According to our government and doctors anyone eating meat was an inconsiderate racist and animal abuser bent on destroying the planet,as well. (How dare you?) If they lied about the meat what else have they lied about? Try finding a rational,healthy vegan who is past 50 yo or any age for that matter. Many exhibit such a level of unhealthy mitochondrial that if they miss a couple meals they have symptoms such as headache, weakness to the point of fainting.They would have trouble walking any distance or exercise any amount. Keep eating beef and supporting our farmers who provide that meat.
So when my wife and I started dating, we went out and she kept saying she didn’t care where we ate, so I went to Taco Bell drive through. Been married now 40 years, and she has always been able to tell me where she would like to have dinner. Problem solved!
You da man! 👍
HEY! Finally, the problem is SOLVED!
true
Pretty tolerant woman. Surprised you made it to the next date. She is definitely a keeper.
Whenever a date tells me she does not know where she wants to eat, I casually mention that I have a coupon for Burger King. Then they decide pretty quick after that…
3:39.. Those are "impossible" burgers...🤣Impossible to enjoy eating.
21:10 Fun fact: NOTHING of clothing gets washed when it is given to the Goodwill. It is just taken and put on the shelf AS IT WAS DONATED
I have a small thrift shop and we don’t wash anything. If it smells, has stains or holes, busted seems , is very worn, or has animal hair on it we toss it. We do bag up the unwanted clothing separate from regular trash and people take the bags from our dumpster every day. With the understanding that they can’t scatter it about in the alley. Mostly they just pick up the whole bag and take it with them.
@@teenapittman4241 why though..? These things *should* be washed. In actual clothing stores the clothes are cleaned before shipping with allergen free soap. It would seem it could, and definitely should be illegal to sell clothes that could be toxic to people...
Why not be an intelligent adult and wash the stuff before you donate it.
@@jayhuff239 Again, allergies. Your flowery detergent doesn't work for everyone. i know the thrift store in my area even repairs clothing. I'm going to ask if they ever wash something. if NO, then they do not deserve business at all.
@@jayhuff239 99% of people do. That's why they all look clean in there. Workers at the outlets throw away stuff that looks dirty.
That’s why I only buy bread with seeds on crust. I take the seeds and plant my own bread.
The last one took me a second... and then, like an old flame... it burned bright in my memory!
Zeds stunned silence on that one made me laugh just as hard as the meme 😂😂😂
16:45 34 years old can confirm. @ 30 years old my peptic ulcers combined & formed a duodenal hemorrhage. Hemoglobin was 6 (15-18 Normal). I had 4 inches of my stomach cut out. They said I almost bled out in my sleep & required 2 transfusions before surgery. This is what 70+ hour work weeks, eating out daily, & never getting 5 hours sleep a day does to you. Drank 6 liters of Cola a day. Weigh 130lb 5'9.
"I post the memes because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I post the memes..." 😂
An old man thought I had a Trump cap today. He didn’t like it. It was a grey Texas Ranger ball cap. Insane! The letter T is upsetting people.
🤬🤬🤬 wow!! Where do you live. Be careful TDS is real😮
I usually respect my elders, but you should've told that old man to mind his own fuckn business.
TDS is set to plaid folks....
@@blameyourmamma At an event that involved beer and socializing, I was hanging with a couple of my bros in the large parking lot, roped off for the afternoon. A short fatty waddled over to where we were seated and demanded to know what we were talking about. I asked her why she thought she needed to know, which started a curt exchange, her demanding to know why I was there. I just started stonewalling until she just threw up her hands and waddled away. I should have told her I was a pimp on the lookout for new "talent" but that she wasn't up to standards.
Fuck em
Thankfully, my youngest daughter, being my daughter and raised primarily by me, knows exactly where she wants to eat on a daily basis! I know because she ALWAYS tells me EVERY DAY! 😂🤣
That one girl KNEW she wanted Wingstop lol
Just learning now you are having another baby, congratulations, brother. That's awesome 👌 🎉😮
7 more and you can start your very own girls softball team!
I always lose these challenges. Not so much of the videos, but because of Tyler's reactions.
Keep 'em coming, Tyler.
@12:38 next big thing... cannibal leader in Haiti, named Barbeque, getting the thumbs up from celebrities wearing t-shirts that say "Haiti is already great"
Fathers: Not only should you protect your daughter from blue hair, also consider the pig rings worn in the nose.
I call them snot rings.
I also call them “I’m Not a virgin rings"
@@crazysilly2914rings don't plug holes.
@@analyticalmind4493 you don’t get what it means lol
@@crazysilly2914 Oh, I know exactly what it means. It's also a reference to the fact that married people still sleep around.
when I first saw that picture of the clowns in the train station with the caption 'Members of congress on their way to the capitol' at 10:22, I thought it looked like York station in the UK. (I grew up in York and visited that station many times!)
On closer inspection (the sign on the right of the picture particularly!) told me it is in York. So that means those congressmen not only have a long way to go, but are even on the wrong continent! SMH!
Spoiler....memes aren't real !
It’s not that I don’t know where I want to eat, it’s that I’ve been conditioned to not respond.
Forever getting shut down.
After 40 years of marriage, my hubs no longer asks me where I want to eat. Here’s why. “ Where do yo want to eat? Me: Carlotta’s. Hubs: How about X, Y or Z? Me: Don’t ever ask me again!
Zed; "I have 1 daughter and another one on the way. I hope they will be okay."
Father of his own daughters; "Get a gun and learn how to use it."
Zed; "I'm an Air Force Veteran"
Father of his own daughters; "Like I said, get a gun and learn how to use it."
👍🏻😅 I see nothing has changed in the 40+years since I was in the USAF.
The dishwasher one brought back some memories. We had a sign hanging above the sinks that said; K.P. It's not just a job, but an adventure.
This one also brought back memories for me. My favorite: a group of people were talking about an event that one couple had missed. The wife said they couldn't go because the husband had to work. Someone asked what kind of work he did and she very proudly replied "he is a maintenance engineer". At which point the husband spoke up and said " awe Hon, why do you always say that? You know I am the janitor at the elementary school". The look on her face was priceless.
@@francess.8990 😂😂
The former president celebrated his 60th birthday during the height of C. One of his famous guests put a picture on instagram of the party and no one was wearing face coverings. She was asked to take the picture down immediately. Its no wonder they didn't allow drones.
Not wearing face masks was the least of what was going on there.
@@heatherconner1125 oh boy!
5:04 I'm not like other girls.... you better check and see 😂
Now I know why fast food hamburgers are getting so expensive. More and more farmers are growing them with seedless buns.
No no... She asked for a sandwich.
1/2 a pita, Tomato, Cucumber, Lettuce, Onion, vinaigrette.
Bring her a 150 calorie sandwich!
100 of that being the pita
Sounds delicious!
Skip the pita🥙 .... lettuce wrap.🥬🥬
That sounds pretty good
I saw that meme on reddit before watching this. They didn't like that I pointed out that you don't have to cope eat after being mocked for being fat.
Blue hair use to mean an old woman. Now it means crazy woman.
i used to hustle garbage pail kids, ones that I drew myself. sold them for a quarter back in the 80s LOL
I did that too, but I also got in trouble for drawing a large one on the school sidewalk with crayons.
7:39
there are MANY languages that use masculine and feminine terms...
RUM & COKE -
Sugar, caffeine and booze.
Mmmmmm. That’s three of my food groups right there.
I came here looking for this comment. Nicely done!!!
The aqua thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel one made me chuckle.
12%’ers…HOLD THE LINE!👊
Why only 12%? Because we're as rare as a steak should be.
I'm a jerky man myself. I always snack on jerky.
Holding strong on my end! 😁
with you till the end my brothers
I don't even understand how that stat is possible... I'm a woman and I eat a pound of meat most days. Unless it's like 12% of NYC or some places with lots of vegetarians.
As an unashamed member of the “passing-grade cup-size” club (also known as the “IBTC…”) 23:04 had me 💀💀💀
🤣🤣
I’d forgotten about that IBTC!! Good throwback to my youth. 😂
we just called them "bee stings". (:
Don't worry. Some of us don't like large breasts. They kind of turn me off. Just a handful is fine. I think it looks better personally and don't get the obsession with large ones. Seems weird and creepy to me. And I think largely a learned behavior.
@@justforever96 big boobs look good with clothes on but kinda wierd naked. just my opinion. I'm a B-C guy myself.
The most important thing about a woman is not what's in front of her chest. The most important thing about a woman is what is behind her eyes.
Listen to the devil > believe the devil > become the devil
Conclusion: Earplugs are humanity's last hope and savior.
Im reading our book. Will finish today. Thanks I guess. We have alot in common although Im from The South and older. Thank God y'all made it out and bless your Mom.
I think every american without fingerprints on file should go to nyc and claim they are paco martinez. Go have a 5 star manhattan holiday with a 10k debit card to spend.
I really doubt they are running everyones fingerprints.
Well damn my federal job!
Veterans need not apply.
If the "service" is free... YOU are the product. Pay off: then your biometrics (yes, all of them including facial scan) will be theirs (the gov/NWO).
>zed talking about taxing people to death
>Scandinavia
4:02 you should put Canada in that to.
I've never been so afraid as when a swarm of bees came out of the four loko cans in the bushes outside.
When you come home and find the Amazon boxes in the garage hide them . Then on a Saturday morning reseal them and put them on the front steps . Priceless
Milkless??...If I ever hear that, I know the apocalypse is around the corner.
It’s amazing that Tyler is still on UA-cam. I love seeing these fireworks fly.
I love putting together Ikea furniture because when it gets done it looks like I'm an actual Carpenter. When I do carpentry it looks great too, but only if you're about 50 ft away.
I've been called a wood butcher. You too?
14:10 I love how blissfully Tyler missed that meme.
8:53 dawg those excavator toys were PEAK! I had one and I played with it until it got really badly rusted :( Then I switched to lego.
the guy who opens a restaurant named "I DON'T KNOW/CARE" is going to a) get rich b) become a hero to every guy who has a girl friend or wife
There is a bar in my hometown called "Somewhere" and another called "The Alibi". Good senses of humor.
22:48 u callin' me a slacker? gonna have to double that beef consumption again ...
I can quote all the Austin Powers movies from heart. I love Austin Powers. Also, when I was in high school, I sold Mountain Dew out of my locker. When questioned by the principal and superintendent I told them it's capitalism. I have the supply to fill the demand. I made a killing.
That last meme was a real burn. LMFAO
The last one was Fire.
Bro came back at her with a dose of her own toxin 🤣
3:54 Add Germany. In fact, Germany is already deep red. (But not the good red).
Fun fact. The national debt per person is 102k now, and that includes babies. The national debt per taxpayer is 266k.
I'm living below my means and saving as I sit here and get more and more pissed off that it's all going to be for naught. It's super hard to sacrifice like I do knowing that things are probably going to implode before I see the results. But there's a slim enough chance that it will work for me that I'm going to keep pressing on.
Student loans will be forgiven - ah Bullwinkle that trick always works. And this time for sure Rocky. If you know, you know.
I heard their voices! 😂
dangit I actually lost at the screwdriver lol it caught me off guard.
First time I went golfing I shot a 90!. Then on the second hole I got an 88
That gas-powered guitar was a real thing. I saw it.
Zed, you were in the Air Force, NOT the military. 😂
How would the "military" win battles without airforce backup?😅
@@donadeavera9608Ancient Rome did it.
this one was really good. Had me rolling😂
bring on the dad jokes and memes.
Also the grilled Air Force...
I am from Vienna. A Wiener. I am white. Are these sausages from Netflix?
Are Vienna sausages a real thing there? Or like in the states just a version of potted meat with a stiffy.
Here in the USA hotdog makers market them as wieners sometimes. I’ve no idea why. They are not even close to sausage of any kind. 🇺🇸🇦🇹
😂
ok but the cross-linguistical puns that you just typed are not caught by most so you are going to have to make another comment explaining the additionally funny jokes you just made. Remember w and v both have different soundings in English and German. Also, I don’t speak German. But I am pretty sure you were making some cross-language pun jokes and I LIKE IT!!!! Also, please explain.
😂😂
Tyler's response to the Air Force meme is the only time today that I laughed out loud. I work overnights and have been up since 8:40 last night and it's 5 pm.
17:10 kid selling cheetos at school.
Tyler: that's stupid but props to the kid.
Also Tyler. "I sold kool-aid singles for $1 and made a killing."
The screwdriver one you laughed on the inside 😂
A woman knows where she wants to eat, she wants to a, make you guess, to stimulate conversation, b, you to choose a high end place as a demonstration of your love and adoration of her so all of her friends will be jealous, c, or she wants to order too little food so she can eat your food and you can't get mad, or d, all of the above.
They should just stop playing those games.