Knuckleheads & Dodo Birds | The Tim Dillon Show
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2023
- Tim talks with comedians Mike Cannon & Mike Feeney about breaking rules, the Middle East, faking a heart attack, brand loyalty and how the American military is literally ballooning.
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Cannon saying Tim could kill a lot of people skydiving is a hilarious fat joke.
im only after getting that joke, thanks
Went over Tim’s head I think
yes groundbreaking
Tim was offended lol
It looked like Tim didn’t get it.
"IF YOU KICK ME OUT OF FOUR SEASONS, ILL GET MY ASS IN A PARAGLIDER TOMORROW!" 😂😂😂
You're awake right now (6am) because you're a poor person. And already on your phone to save you from the horror *yes or yes?*
Thankfully no 😅
@snowbunny.1218 It's Sunday, for Christ!
Yes
I'm actually just watching so I can write that report for my supervisors at Mossad.
🎯
Tim coming in hot on a hang glider on a beautiful Sunday morning. It is what it is God bless.
Imagine Ray and Tim as the top team of hang gliders
Ray and Tim are both going to need a glider with a few jet engines if they're going to make it across the border
@@jusreign4086 Lmao...😅😂😅
Paraglider
That's a visual that will be burned into my mind for eternity. Thanks
Tim being silly with his friends is my absolute favorite 😂
Almost like he's a silly goose 😂 hehe
Tim's got the complexion of a teenager cooking fries at Mcdonalds who never changes his socks.
Also he eats all the fries they don't sell
He also takes a nibble of some of the fries they do sell.
@@synchronicitytime the Tim tax
Bad skin and overeating potato is just part of being Irish.
😂😂😂
If you have a fake heart attack and go through with it with flawless acting , you deserve a free meal
Or at least your ambo or hospital paid for. It's the least we can do for being allowed to see that great performance for free.
At least a desert
It’s nice to see Tim bring along two alternate versions of his gay lifestyle
The princess Diana bear always gets me 😂
If there is ever a time for a new rendition of the “Arabs and Jews” song, it is now. Tim Dillon will be responsible for peace in the Middle East.
I believe it was titled “Arabs* and Jews”
@@spacebagels_5217 you are right. Edited.
The only way to True Peace ☮
That song was amazing.
Tell his manager to get back to me I pitched them producing a Tim Dillon Comedy Album, replete with songs & skits
“You telling me that Ed Sheerhan can’t get up there, with a guitar, and fix this?” 😂
"You gotta break a few slaves to make an omelette..."
-Tim Dillon
"Stop it" got me standing and clapping. Give this man the Nobel Peace Prize.
Had me dying
Only Tim’s dark humor can make me smile in these shit times we live in
Exactly
This made my day. I don’t what I would do without Tim’s content. Thank you for making us smarter and funnier
💯
You'd be fine still not funny or smart but fine.
Tim the type of guy to get louder the more he walks around at night
Why is this comment soo funny😩😭😆
Literally me
But that's okay in a sprawling estate. It's NOT ok if you live on the 2nd floor of your apartment complex 😊
@@Donkeykongington in which you reside project baby
Huh?
I love when Tim has NY comics on! Staying true to his roots and passing it on
Kind love how one guest is terrified to say anything wrong, and the other is full committing to the bit.
These two are a solid comedy “good cop, bad cop”
I'd like to thank the Mossad for messing with this video's audio and finally giving Tim the recognition he deserves.
Common Mossad/CIA tactic against problematic content actually
@@ottoginafiel5468right, they did it to fresh&fit when they had Nick Fuentes on.
@@CrusaderBilly lol you actually listen to fresh and fit ? 🤣
What are you some virgin dork ?
Mctitties knows the facts.
@@CrusaderBilly they do it regularly to the anti-war, anti-deepstate, anti-zionist, anti-jab (all the same power blob) content on both the left and right.
Incredible episode. Glad I got to see this while it's still up! The hospital jungle was great and the diana bits were hysterical especially at the end. These guys were fun. Good chemistry together! Don't normally like 2+ guests on my pods but this felt natural
These guests are a really good compliment to the show. You guys mesh well.
It’s a real knife fight out there
Life in the big city
This episode was a masterpiece! Tim firing on all cylinders
The love story of Tim predicting himself rising from alcoholic drug addicted future local obituary entry to elitist, rich celebrity entertainer is the true post millennial American dream.Saluté Salutations.
Perfectly articulated~
You must be Latino
YES! 👑
@@auroraborealis135791:12
As an lithuanian, I feel honored with a mention of our countrymen crimes.
What's Lithuania like to live in ?
Glad you’re on the NATO team.
@@CoolAdam247(Red October music swells) Cold. Cold indeed.
Welcome to the club Lithuania!
@@NoBody-mr9ck Someone ordered you from the bride catalogue? Congrats
This is a podcast you should not miss Tim is a genius at taking the piss
"You know what SEAL training should be? You should walk into a room, they should hand you a Big Mac, and they should put photos of people of all different ages and genders and everything and go, who won't you kill?" Good ep. The intro with the Diana bear was so funny.
Omgggg possibly one of the best intros in the shows history 😂
This one looks like a real attempt to getting cancelled by YT 🤣
I love it when Tim has live audience in the studio.
He uses guests as crutches because ge cant swing his solo rants anymore
L take
@@ottoginafiel5468
not true, he just wants to help comics. His solo rants are still just as good, he's just moved to a different place. @@ottoginafiel5468
The guests sucked it real nice
@@ottoginafiel5468what did you ever do 😮 if you respond you lose.
I hear it perfectly. Don’t listen to the poors, Tim. Their broke ears can’t hear your rich voice for a reason. 💓
These Palestinians in the comments are out of control
Tim using his guest episodes as crutches cuz he lost his touch
@@ottoginafiel5468thanks for the insight Otto. Educate us more on “neomarxism” while you’re here
Otto just got his car towed parking in a fire lane.
@@se5080 simply read Herbert Marcuse's essay New Sensibility in which he scorns the working class as insufficient revolutionary pets because they are too content with the surpluses trickled down from capitalism -- their "little boats". He then advocates replacing them with a new vanguard of revolutionary pets constructed around identity and outcasts assembled together.
Whoever wins this next presidential election NEEDS Uncle Timmy to be their social media spokesperson and X-tweeter
He would literally be the most non biased person in that white house. They would be on their toes ,anybody get catch Tim's Twitter hands.
Personally I see him as the white house press secretary
Won't be happy til i hear, "Speaker of the House,..The Honorable Timothy Dillon"
I heart this from Scotland.
I WAS just wondering who bombed the hospital....NOW I'll be singing it!.... for probably the entire week+
Thank you Tim ❤️
4 weeks later.... it's still stuck in my head
CANNNNONNN with the “this is a good album cover tho” hit at the perfect time 😂😂😂😂 I’m proud to be from the funniest of countries, at least
The beanie baby 😂 😂😂😂😂
Solid episode with guests. As long as Tim talks a lot
I agree. This was a good one.
Tim nails it! If you get towed, you just uber over to your other car and carry on.
I'm sitting here in Church with both of my headphones in . Praise be Tim Dillon
Classy
46:07 the new single from Tim Dillon's album "Life In The Big City" : Who bombed the hospital?
One of the few shows on UA-cam where the conversation feels real 😊
The amount of Piggy Joy that Timbo gets when imagining that TGI Friday's waitress having to pay for the dine+dash bill is so wholesome 🐷❤
Wholesome is cringe bro.
@@makinnewcounts6676
what about bonus wholesome?
Tim is walking such a fine line, it's kindof funny how dependent his bread is on the words he uses. He doesn't have that 'f you money' yet.
Nothing is enough for The Pig... at least until he gets the hosting spot on The Daily Show
The only rescue 911 episode I remember from my childhood was the one where the kid rollerbladed in to the pool and drowned. lol Imagine dying with rollerblades on...
I like that neithet Mike is funny enough to get a credit for this lmaoo
In the first 3 minutes Dillon showed more wisdom than my 5 parents combined.
How did you have five parents
progressive liberals n shit 😂
The Princess Diana Beenie Baby needs her own segment. Yeah, I said it. Long time fan, love your work 🎈🪐
Sagalow is looking rough in this episode but is funnier than ever
at least he put a hat on so we aren't blinded by his hair.
At least he didn't do his impression of Shane doing an impression of trump
I hear the sound, turned out you vultures just needed to wait 5 mins after the video uploaded 💀
mikey bois did a great job knowing to let tim run. professionals through and through.
Hell yeah, like an old "Tim Dillon is Going to Hell" featuring Irish Goodbye circa 2018'/19'🖤🙌🙏
"If you see marble, there's blood somewhere." - Timmy D
I love the South Park episode were nanny 911 tries to handle Cartman
It's s so refreshing to have a genuine hot Irish catholic ( a true believer) speaking facts, God bless ya Timmy
Love Tim, the guest.. we wish them well.
Wish in one hand jack with the other see what comes first
The Rescue 911 with the girl who got her tongue stuck in a Yoo-Hoo bottle I still think about to this day whenever i drink from a bottle
This brought me out of my seasonal depression for today.
love you tim! glad i saw this before its banned!
Glad I saw this episode before it gets pulled 😂
Grew up catholic, gotta say this is like my version of church.
🔔 🔔 peace be with you Timmy.
wow this ep felt like one from the renaissance td is going to hell era.
Our father who art in long island, hallowed be thy podcast 🙏
I’d be down to have these guys on a bunch more. Tim trying to make them laugh brings out that classic toxic Pig
"I don't feel the children of either side need water." 😆
Those laughs are wild
Tim should make commercials for the top hotels of the world.
"The twin towers build back one by one " 💀🤣
Most people at Tim’s age have a family to care about but tim invites broke comics to show off 😂😂
I’m here for it!!👏🏼
Life in the big city
That beanie baby is on god mode 😂
Rescue 911 was so boomer, they made a pinball machine based on the show.
When Tim said I want take a lot of people out with me when I go. And the guy said doing what skydiving killed me 🤣🤣
Funny show
Happy to see Cannon and Feeney getting recognition
Isn't following the rules indicative of lower class society? - weeks later per your convenience - We have a real crime issue amongst the lower class. 😂
Solid
I’m happy to confirm that Tim and the Princess Diana bear are in a committed relationship and they are as happy as can be
😂 thank you for that
I barely looked at the episode and never really saw the thing he was picking up and I thought it was like a plant for some reason 😂
Tim is the true prince of wales as far as I’m concerned. My liege!
I need more concrete quotable opinions about Hamas from Mike Cannon that I can use to source in my book report I'm writing.
I'm glad Tim introduced the guests as comedians, I would've never guessed
I thought they seemed like virgins he had lured into his van... They didn't know where this was going. -But Tim did.
Ikr? 😂
Tim, your absolute compassion and hope for humanity are the reason you're such a fucken savage! I just love ya.
“Who Bombed The Hospital” as an oldies jam is sending me into fkn orbit. Couldn’t breathe for long enough to be scary at that song
You know a pod is ❤️🔥 when you have to replay the first 20 seconds!
Great guests. This was a really fun episode. Current events are incredibly depressing so this was one of the darker episodes, but some of the biggest laughs I've had listening to the Tim Dillon Show. That is saying a lot.
Big love from Dublin Ireland 🇮🇪 one of the realist funniest people alive 😂
first 30 seconds and I'm bursting out laughing
Hell yeah, like an old "Tim Dillon is Going to Hell" featuring Irish Goodbye circa 20:18'/19'🖤🙌🙏
I was hoping for a solo
Always gon support the boys!!
My favorite Rescue 911 was the kid that got their tongue stuck in a Yoo-hoo bottle at dinner with their family 😂😂😂
I swear it went early 90s viral
Amazing cathartic episode as always. Funny and saying what we’re all thinking. ❤
LOVING the energy!🤣 soo funny
God bless Tim Dillon on this holiest of days 🙏🏼
When Tim say dinner with the southern twang had me 🤣at 37:55
the anticipation was killing me. hell ya!
Tim is a legend, definitely that real way of living in LA 😁👍🏽
“Stop it” wow very brave thank you
No sound
I hope he has Bam Margar on his show one day.....
This was a cavalcade of amusement🤗❤️
Tim Dillon is killing it on this day of Jihad. 😂
Super great guests and episode! Bummed that is over so soon.
Nothing like Tim Dillon with some morning tea
On all fours eating my weekly slop
“I’m glad you’re saying things Tim because silence is violence.” Should have gotten a harder laugh