This Mystery Tech Has a Secret...

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  • @freshvintage
    @freshvintage Рік тому +354

    Literally my first thought when I saw that delivery box was how many siblings will lock their brother or sister in this thing... and then 5 seconds later Austin intentionally gets in it 😂😂

  • @bigdoge
    @bigdoge Рік тому +32

    "Can I go homeee?" From Joanna was so funny. 😂

  • @Collin_J
    @Collin_J Рік тому +117

    Eye-tracking monitors can be wildly expensive, but after helping our speech department set one up for a nonverbal student, I was amazed at the response time and accuracy. And this model was already 5 years old, and wasn't top of the line when it was purchased. The included software suite was pretty dope, although it got updated more than Beta Steam OS which was a little too frequent for an educational device.

    • @Simon-tr9hv
      @Simon-tr9hv Рік тому +7

      well, why not just get a tobii eye tracking bar? its like 200 dollars that can attach to any monitors and it have excellent tracking

    • @POVwithRC
      @POVwithRC Рік тому +8

      ​@@Simon-tr9hvGo easy on him. He has had that story in the chamber for yearssssss waiting for any reason to bring it up for the first time.

    • @Benissy
      @Benissy Рік тому +2

      @@POVwithRC he probably had it saved in notepad to copy and paste just for the one day he can use it

    • @nomicnevermic
      @nomicnevermic Рік тому

      If you're talking about the glasses, note that they are not eye tracking monitors. They use your entire face to move the cursor and that can be very tiring overtime, not to mention the strain on your nose from their weight. I get it, it's not average tech and whoever needs it absolutely needs it so they can get away with bumping the price up a little, but asking those who need it for 580$ and not giving them the ability to click is pretty much a callout that your company needs to go bankrupt.

    • @Simon-tr9hv
      @Simon-tr9hv Рік тому

      @qwertyx6356 also, if i remember correctly, i think i saw their pages also advertising as gaming accessories as well, which is so funny to me

  • @lordcorgi6481
    @lordcorgi6481 Рік тому +127

    I sometimes feel like Kinsey is sitting there asking herself "What am I doing here?"

  • @ghostcat8244
    @ghostcat8244 Рік тому +72

    The packaging box seems to be kinda useful in a sense if you live in a really bad area but at the same time people can still steal it. If it’s isn’t bolted down.

  • @TristanSamuel
    @TristanSamuel Рік тому +42

    The next day at the studio, they noticed the Short-Life clock had reached 100%...

  • @cpljimmyneutron
    @cpljimmyneutron Рік тому +6

    $400 to secure packages... yes... if you are solely looking at dollars, that might seem like a lot. But when you are having something like MEDICINE delivered, then you could literally die waiting for a refill. As a person who has literal lifesaving medicine delivered quite often... I greatly understand the need for secure package delivery, AND think that $400, or even the sale price of $200, is a great deal. IF it works.

    • @cpljimmyneutron
      @cpljimmyneutron 8 місяців тому

      @Northernheros The medicine I have delivered cannot be delivered to a po box, it must be delivered to a home, and has like a 4 hour window to be refrigerated.

  • @aliceinmansonland448
    @aliceinmansonland448 Рік тому +44

    You really need the Lock Picking Lawyer to pop that package box. That would be awesome!

    • @ariffirdaus5376
      @ariffirdaus5376 Рік тому +3

      McNaily will literally break the box open with a lockpicking jug of milk🤣

    • @theodoros_1234
      @theodoros_1234 Рік тому

      @@ariffirdaus5376 I love that legendary lockpicking jug of milk😂😂

  • @gutsncapturegaming
    @gutsncapturegaming Рік тому +4

    13:34 Pillow talk😂
    That will be the most replayed part
    U will C

  • @SamPhoenix_
    @SamPhoenix_ Рік тому +6

    Can't get over the fact that gold PC had an uptime of 177 days

  • @daniel_wilkinson
    @daniel_wilkinson Рік тому +1

    5:51 I totally heard Jeremy from CinemaSins saying "no." and the Ding of the Sin Counter right here.

  • @johnathansmith1003
    @johnathansmith1003 Рік тому +16

    Those Dell glitter computers are ALL over UA-cam, it's insane!

    • @DanielMether
      @DanielMether Рік тому +2

      Surprisingly, that one wasn't too terribly priced. Usually people are getting milked for 250- 350USD for those sorry things.

  • @McSmurfy
    @McSmurfy Рік тому +1

    I remember my little dog who passed years back, we taught him how to open the outside door when he is done outside. Sadly he was bleeding internally from his leg that was broken from a car hit, couldn't let him suffer so we had to let him be put down.
    We have another dog with his own personality and keeps us on our toes.

  • @Batyalas
    @Batyalas Рік тому +2

    15:30 What the hell is that laugh. lmao

  • @HajimeKomaeda
    @HajimeKomaeda Рік тому

    13:15 This Mystery Tech episode is going to be famous soley for this scene alone ever since watching the Short of it. 🤣

  • @windowsfan95
    @windowsfan95 Рік тому +13

    17:47 Time to invite the Lock Picking Lawyer over to pick the box opne.

  • @anthonypra8899
    @anthonypra8899 Рік тому +1

    Sounds like the glasses thingy it is for someone who has maybe one hand or maybe no hands anything that is for accessibility for disabled people is way too expensive

  • @John_1920
    @John_1920 Рік тому

    17:44 Austin should hire me for assembling things, I would jump at any opportunity to assemble something.

  • @youtubetrackthis713
    @youtubetrackthis713 Рік тому

    OMG, "I did not know your hairline was French" is one of the best lines I've heard in a long time.

  • @Legitti
    @Legitti Рік тому +1

    Kala = Fish in Finnish lmao

  • @iLLNASTi
    @iLLNASTi Рік тому

    i stepped away for 1 minute and came back to Austin trapped inside a box lmao

  • @dries.depoorter
    @dries.depoorter Рік тому +5

    Thanks for reviewing my product Shortlife! I make sure the next clock will have USB-C! :)

  • @logankahler6802
    @logankahler6802 Рік тому

    Currently binge watching you guys and I’m not regretting it. Love the content, keep it up!!

  • @mandralyne
    @mandralyne Рік тому +1

    Adaptive technology has always been outrageously expensive. Especially since the disabled community often lives in deep poverty.

  • @Marcel-Benthaus
    @Marcel-Benthaus Рік тому

    When Arnold Schwarzenegger have No choice to flee....
    " C A P S L O C K " !!!!😂😂😂

  • @allenellisdewitt
    @allenellisdewitt Рік тому +15

    I have so many packages stolen I actually started paying for a separate mail box to have them delivered to. This would be ~ half the cost of just ONE YEAR. If you need a product like that, it is WELL worth it.

  • @daveubermensch
    @daveubermensch Рік тому +4

    How much you wanna bet LPL opens that delivery box in 2 seconds with a magnet.

    • @aether6293
      @aether6293 Рік тому +1

      "let's do it one more time to prove it wasn't a fluke"

    • @MayaPosch
      @MayaPosch Рік тому

      Probably wave rake it in

  • @powerfulshammy
    @powerfulshammy Рік тому +5

    Gold PC is great throw everything inside it to the e waste bin and use the case on your new all AMD PC that can play Starfield and Baulders gate 3

  • @fuzzycuffs
    @fuzzycuffs Рік тому +2

    I want to know more about that arm laptop. Like, actually use it and arm apps to tell us how well it performs

  • @washgaming5825
    @washgaming5825 Рік тому

    Austin seeing Ragnok and saying Ragnarok is somethin else lmao

  • @Christian_Luczejko
    @Christian_Luczejko Рік тому +1

    Pre ordered the 15 pro max in natural titanium. Moving up from my forest green 11 pro max.
    Always buy unlocked.

  • @yourfavoritetrex
    @yourfavoritetrex Рік тому

    14:30 not to be that person but it's called RAGNOK it says it right on the box austin 🤣🤣

  • @robertbutterworth5969
    @robertbutterworth5969 Рік тому

    "Porch Pirate Plundering Ppls Personal Packages " good on you sir.

  • @strokenumber3
    @strokenumber3 Рік тому

    Your boy hangs on to his 'comfort cushion' real tight.

  • @spud13y
    @spud13y Рік тому +1

    I thought after they locked Austin in, they would've just left and turned out the lights with the camera pointed at the box and Austin saying hesitantly "...hello?"

  • @jakesinclair69420
    @jakesinclair69420 Рік тому

    9:10 that joke was impeccable

  • @watercannonscollaboration2281

    3:19 Matt missed an opportunity to “who is we” with “you speaking French?”

  • @bradclapp4022
    @bradclapp4022 Рік тому

    At 11:10 the "Gold" PC in task manager showed a up time of 177 Days. What's up with that?

  • @SVPunk619
    @SVPunk619 Рік тому +3

    As a disabled person on the look out for accessibility devices I can say that they are stupidly expensive.

  • @BenjyyYT
    @BenjyyYT Рік тому

    "Can i go homee?" 😂

  • @nxtyrf8228
    @nxtyrf8228 Рік тому +1

    austin is the goat for everything ngl

  • @ripsyfishy
    @ripsyfishy Рік тому +1

    the robo and kala pen is 19,000 💀

  • @mdh7707
    @mdh7707 Рік тому +2

    porch pirate device has 256 combination options assuming you are allowed to repeat the numbers between 1-4, without its only 24 combinations possible. idk how he got 64. 4^4=256.

  • @xeneomorph
    @xeneomorph Рік тому

    16:13, that device only have 24 possible combinations not 64. So the porch pirate just a few minutes can guess the right combination and leave even on camera.

    • @martinsandoval4001
      @martinsandoval4001 Рік тому +1

      This is wrong. It is not 4 factorial because the numbers can be reused. You have four spaces to fill and four numbers which is 4^4 =64*4 which is not 64

  • @newguy3588
    @newguy3588 Рік тому

    lol, Ken's comment about his knees was golden

  • @anumeon
    @anumeon Рік тому

    "Perhaps some kind of deathclock" - Professor Farnsworth

  • @EdHadder
    @EdHadder 2 місяці тому

    I Really Love Austin Evans Videos 💙

  • @Disconnecteification
    @Disconnecteification Рік тому +1

    Sauerkraut, a term which is made up of the German words sauer (sour) and kraut (cabbage), it is a Chinese invention and as much a French/Alsatian specialty as it is truly Irish. It was, in fact, the Chinese who first fermented cabbage in rice wine over 2,000 years ago.
    idk why i googled this. . . .

  • @Matthew-zp6pv
    @Matthew-zp6pv Рік тому +1

    Ken calling him morbidly obese is crazy when he’s all gums and no chin

  • @itsyeeoledskoolfurry3208
    @itsyeeoledskoolfurry3208 Рік тому

    The uh, Glass-Ouse (Why isn't it House?!?) Makes A.E. here look like he has the THIIIIIIIC-EST of MONO-Brows... 😆😁

  • @JackAwff-p8z
    @JackAwff-p8z Рік тому

    Me: "well, I unsubbed from Austin Evans for all the borderline offensive jokes and impressions of people from other countries, but maybe I should give him another chance..."
    Austin: 8:31
    Ken: 9:08

  • @dwiyu.rap_
    @dwiyu.rap_ Рік тому +1

    austin never dissapointed me wkwk

  • @michaeltheonly
    @michaeltheonly 7 місяців тому

    What are you talking about 17:31 “it’s roughly 64 combinations” like wtf 😂 it’s over 10000 last time I listen to something Matt says like fr yall slow 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @jasonmccann8023
    @jasonmccann8023 Рік тому

    The thing with those package boxes is it slows the delivery driver now.
    Eventually FedEx or another deliver company will implement a protocol where their drivers can't use those package boxes.

  • @sunbeam20
    @sunbeam20 Рік тому

    Congratulations Austin for finally getting two sponsers in one video.... You're big time now

  • @AnthonyRBlacker
    @AnthonyRBlacker Рік тому

    OMG he TOTALLY didn't get the "We switched it up" joke..

  • @linuxstreamer8910
    @linuxstreamer8910 Рік тому +1

    that mac tetris makes me think of the tetris devices of the past those brick game 9999 in 1 devices

  • @goldninjafan
    @goldninjafan Рік тому

    Got a pillow cube ad during the pillow talk segment

  • @seth7807
    @seth7807 Рік тому +1

    Wake up babe Austin Evans uploaded

  • @michaeltheonly
    @michaeltheonly 7 місяців тому

    17:31 what??? Roughly 64 combinations??? It’s over 10000 like what are you talking about bro 😂😂😂😂

  • @missmisaamane1
    @missmisaamane1 2 дні тому

    Not Austin being exactly 1 year older than me 😭

  • @Starscreamious
    @Starscreamious Рік тому

    12:55 I guess Austin is putting on a good show for the boys wink wink nudge nudge.

  • @DonJoseMediaTV
    @DonJoseMediaTV Рік тому

    That hairline being French hit different 😂

  • @Mr.Genesis
    @Mr.Genesis Рік тому

    Devicing people with your device had me on the floor

  • @dylnm
    @dylnm Рік тому

    Probably up there on the most deranged episodes of Mystery Tech

  • @Cplayz08
    @Cplayz08 11 місяців тому

    13:33 killed me 😂

  • @Burn_In_Oled_On_Purpose
    @Burn_In_Oled_On_Purpose Рік тому +1

    I wish smart glasses have an optional headphone jack like the glassouse so I can use my own pair of wired headphones that I already have with 0 latency so I can charge my phone while using the headphone jack at the same time. I use the headphone jack all the time while I'm charging my phone at the the same and I use my phone while my phone is plugged into the charger while using the headphone jack at the same time. I also have a 3.5mm audio splitter so I can use my rode lavalier go mic from the 3.5mm headphone jack with my wired headphones from the 3.5mm headphone jack at the same time. Basically the smart glasses would be an extension of my phone display so I get the video output from the smart glasses and audio output from the headphone jack using both the headphone jack and the smart glasses at the same time. It would be cool to play games from my phone with the backbone controller while wearing smart glasses and my wired headphones plugged into the headphone jack on the backbone controller. I'm already using my wired headphones with the backbone controller but now I need a pair of smart glasses with a 4k mini led display so the display would be bigger than using any phone display by itself since my sony xperia 1 iv android phone already has a 4k 120 hz oled display.

  • @Matcha_Biscuit
    @Matcha_Biscuit Рік тому

    18:42 I don't wanna be that guy, but skibidi box?

  • @Wxngster
    @Wxngster Рік тому

    what song @19:32?

  • @la3692
    @la3692 Рік тому

    You're supposed to bolt the Box to your porch😂

  • @xnamkcor
    @xnamkcor Рік тому

    "This is borderline egregious."
    Naw, it's double egregious.
    When the Wii was brand new, this setup would have cost two Wii remotes and a "Sensor Bar", which is at most 200 dollars.

  • @rafalolszewski6174
    @rafalolszewski6174 Рік тому +1

    WTH why you didn't try use glassouse and ragnok in a game?

  • @mikag642010
    @mikag642010 Рік тому

    This has got to be a sitcom 😂 or these guys have to have a sitcom channel or something 🤣🤣💔 When I also heard the erectile 😂💔

  • @jonny2085
    @jonny2085 Рік тому +8

    imagine trusting EUFY with a lock lmao

  • @thegreatslayer05
    @thegreatslayer05 Рік тому

    as a whatnot buyer/seller, i got a good chuckle out of the keevado/dre cameo/appearance lol

  • @icecreamjunkie6790
    @icecreamjunkie6790 Рік тому +3

    Last time I was this early, he was still saying “Hey guys, this is Austin.”

  • @thebigpurplefloof
    @thebigpurplefloof Рік тому

    15:08 it’s a pistol grip mouse!!! Austin

  • @PyromancerRift
    @PyromancerRift 4 місяці тому

    If his hairline was french he would have conquered half of the world already.

  • @DctrGizmo
    @DctrGizmo Рік тому

    I bet it would be easier to remove a side panel instead of taking away the whole thing. That’s a huge design flaw.

  • @Gta_xbox_tryhard
    @Gta_xbox_tryhard Рік тому

    Bro always makes mystery tech cool

  • @EpicATrain
    @EpicATrain Рік тому +1

    15:22 Dude, that's just a repurposed NES Duck Hunt Gun lol

  • @Sk00200
    @Sk00200 Рік тому

    If the lock can't easily be braked from that packaging box, it's really useful, since you can just bolt it to the ground or the wall with some diy work, they should've included holes for bolts, otherwise it's just stupid, don't know how the heck they didn't think about that.

  • @mattandsarahaschan
    @mattandsarahaschan Рік тому

    So... Austin has an unalive clock...
    Ohh!, dibs on his CD player!
    Sorry, the joke reference wrote itself

  • @nicholascramer9228
    @nicholascramer9228 Рік тому +1

    We got that exact low profile optiplex for free because they replaced the computers at my dad's job and forgot to take the Dell optiplex 3050 and I can't figure anything out to do with it because it has a 180w power supply and no name brand makes low profile power supplies above 240w

  • @lordquinn1605
    @lordquinn1605 Рік тому

    Delivery drivers will probably just put the package on top of the box

  • @davidschott3731
    @davidschott3731 Рік тому

    Is no one going to acknowledge the fact that the computer's up time was 177 DAYS........😂😂

  • @TheEuropeanFox
    @TheEuropeanFox Рік тому

    Funny enough that "device" for "devicing" looks very similar to how they will implement the mouse for the Lenovo Steam Deck knock-off

  • @user-78dodge
    @user-78dodge 2 місяці тому

    Optiplex runs good, sucks not noticing storage and blue screening hard-drives

  • @aido.08
    @aido.08 Рік тому

    Unrelated, but the next broke vs pro should have Austin with the pro budget!

  • @Eric.F812
    @Eric.F812 Рік тому

    Broooo the German stereotypes 😂
    Everything that Americans know is JA, GUTEN TAG and SAUERKRAUT.
    (yes I’m German)

  • @mr.guillotine1312
    @mr.guillotine1312 Рік тому

    I'm disappointed that nobody made a "hey, it's a Jerk In A Box" joke....

  • @alertArchitect
    @alertArchitect Рік тому +1

    Honestly, with that box for packages... I'd ALMOST say it's worth it for some people, if not for one thing. The fact that I don't trust Eufy farther than I could throw a car after that whole "We don't put your security footage on the cloud, it's stored locally for security so people don't steal your footage over wifi! But actually we're gonna save it to a cloud service without telling you," debacle. Nah. Eufy's bad news, I'm don't trust 'em.

  • @nectarinetangerineorange
    @nectarinetangerineorange Рік тому

    Linux has native arm64 support.
    Put Ubuntu or Fedora on it, use inline disk compression, and liquid metal the processor to the heatsink (if it's copper or nickel!!) And see how much faster it feels
    Gnome versions 40-45 all have native touch/pen/tablet support as well, so that would be your best bet

  • @WeGottaGame
    @WeGottaGame Рік тому

    Accessibility devices not being accessible, i love the world

  • @oliverkloezoph69
    @oliverkloezoph69 Рік тому

    Why do you keep saying glouse lol, Im not the brightest crayon in the box but it looks like it's spelled to almost sound like 'glasshouse' without the h, hahaha I love you guys

  • @danmar007
    @danmar007 Рік тому

    I'm watching this video on that very PC. Mine's black. It's a popular modding SFF Optiplex. It works pretty well. Funny enough, I was at H&R Block a couple of days ago and the agent was using one of these!

  • @RaveCandy
    @RaveCandy Рік тому

    @7:55 It should be Glaus then, not glassouse.

  • @TheQuestionmarkstudi
    @TheQuestionmarkstudi Рік тому

    You must have a gigantic porch for that thing..

  • @jwcoetzee
    @jwcoetzee Рік тому +2

    Pov: you can’t order nothing
    Cause you live in Namibia

  • @LoftechUK
    @LoftechUK Рік тому +1

    That keyboard is insane. Can we have a video putting it all together please 🙏