Local Gas Station Makes Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2017
- Local Gas Station Makes Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever
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💼Source : www.wallingfordsign.com/ - Розваги
I'm left wondering..... How many people pass by just to see what this creative person has 'posted' today and did they pop inside, spend a few dollars on fuel, candy, a newspaper or cigarettes? If they did.... this small piece of advertising is working really well. Kudos to it's creative creator!
“If you think hiring professionals is expensive wait till you see what an amateur will cost you!”
Dad and me have listened to our Wives say this after many a Do It Myselfers.
I got so addicted to dancing the waltz, I had to go into the three step program.
I sleep like a baby. Wake up every 2 hrs screaming!
And then there's the play on a nursery rhyme. Hickory dickery dock, the mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one, and the rest escaped with minor injuries.
"Do a little work each day, and you'll be surprised how little gets done."
Bathroom sigh at a restaurant I frequent says" Cowboys with short barrels please get closer to the target!"
"Drink Canada Dry!. So I moved up there and i did!"
One of the best that I ever saw was on this one belonging to a lumber store in Orange, California back in 2010. It read "Time traveling seminar held in 2 weeks ago." I had a good laugh with that for a couple of weeks. Another one I saw a couple of years ago in Ocala, Florida. A fence company said "We ordered a chicken & an egg from Amazon. We'll let you know which comes first."
Can you remember when that seminar was? I'd like to go to it.
@Josue Radakovich Nope, don't care.
@@finnleyreece1953 Please don't humor the spammers.
We had a neighbor who installed window treatments and on the back of his vehicle was the slogan: A blind man is driving this van.
"Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim helps."
"We aim to please... You aim too, please..." OR "Stand Closer, it's shorter than you think."
loser
We pee clean it everyday!!
wayne whitson 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
My late MIL had that sign in the bathroom at her house.
Sign in restroom in Sioux City, Iowa: Please flush: Omaha needs the water.
I bought a book on procrastination, but I haven't gotten around to reading it yet.
Try reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
I used to think i was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.
"The first five days after the weekend are the hardest" Ain't that the truth.
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.
You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
the whole world could use a sense of humor right now..witty ,clever,and very funny made my day
Just looked up the address on Google maps and the sign says "Harvesting organs is difficult. It takes guts" 😂
What address? I'm trying to figure out what state it's in. 😞
Elizabeth Moore please share the adress I could use a daily laugh 😂
@@miapdx503 It's the Chevron gas station in Wallingford, Seattle - 1420 N 45th St.
@@ingerfalch-jacobsen1717 And it's a neighbor! I'm also in the Pacific Northwest. 😏sweet
Lol,,,I just did the same thing....and I'm from Australia :)
Let's all just applaud Wallingford Sign right now.
The Lone Avenger 👏👏👏👏👏😁
The Lone Avenger 👏
Hysterical! 😂
To the Wallingford sign 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Oh and by the way, I'm in the VA Hospital Terminally ill. There is NOT much to laugh at on my floor as it is where the terminally Marines are, but without a doubt, WE ALL WERE LAUGHING SO HARD LOOKING AT THIS. Thank you for helping to brighten our day. You have ANGELS looking out for you soon enough...
Semper Fi brother🇺🇸🇺🇸
HAVINGFUN1968:: THANK U FOR UR SERVICE. HOPE U FIND MANY MORE THINGS TO LAUGH AT. U DESERVE TO LAUGH. ALL UR BUDDIES ALSO. BLESS ALL OF U.
havingfun1968, thank you for your service. Seems to me that you're already an angel. God bless you. ❤️😇
GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES
Try some of Josh Pray videos about 5 things he learned...... THANK YOU for your service!
I’m embarrassed to say how many years that it took me to get the joke about Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. Also, in regard to the one about the second mouse getting the cheese. . . ouch. I didn’t think the one about stopping to think and forgetting to start again was very funny, because I do that far too often. 😂😂😂😂😂
I loved the Reality Check Bounced. LOL!!!! Classic.
A sign at a radiator repair shop: "The best place in town to take a leak"
Saw that on a tire shop where i used to live!😁
DAN BURCH. I HEARD THAT MANY YRS. AGO ALSO ON A FRIENDS RADIATOR SHOP IN MILFORD OHIO. REMINDS ME OF HOME.
@Cherokeeman U PROBABLY GOT A LOT OF OFFERS B 4 PEOPLE EVEN KNEW IT WAS 4 A PHOTOGRAPHY SHOP. LOL.
Was at a gas station on E. Court St. In Marion,N.C.-----
In Budapest, 2017. We saw this sign.
"This morning, I got up and remembered I had no coffee. I looked around and found some vodka. It seemed a good substitute. I'm having a wonderful day,"
Timothy Dingman lol that's funny
@@guvj4fyufudrs2444
FUNNY & SO REAL. VODKA WOULD MAKE UR DAY GO BETTER. U JUST NEED TO MAKE SURE U HAVE COFFEE FOR THE NEXT MORNING FOR YOUR HANGOVER. LOL.
@@bluevelvet4116?
What a breath of fresh air!
I tell everybody that my best trait is my humility.
Perfect sign for a bar: Free Beer Here, Tomorrow Only.
Whwn her friends asked my mom how she felt about us 3 being out of the house; in her usual.Brooklyn quick- wit, she said" I used to cry when they left home, now I cry when they come home"..
I take my kids everywhere...but they always find their way home 😎
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
I feel like this should be printed on the front and back of a t-shirt or something. So true :D
Now that's funny! None of the sign quips made me laugh, but yours did.
Shot my first turkey today. Scared the crap out of everybody in the frozen food section. It was great!!
Peter Robinson Too Funny!!!!
After watching the video, I went down to the comments section and saw that your comment was the first one that came up. After reading it, I about shit myself and almost had a heart attack from laughing so damn hard.
That one beat them all my friend.
🤣🤣🤣😹😹👍👍👍👍👍
The spider web explains me LMAO
It's great to see fellow Americans with a sense of humor with all the crap we endure in the media! Keep it up :-)
'...the crap we endure in the media'. i think you meant to say 'whitehouse' instead of media.
'...the crap we endure in the media'. i think you meant to say 'whitehouse' instead of media.
@@jdbankshot No, it's correct as written.
@@george_wbranchaud_jr2211 No it's not. The horror show is the White house. It's not the media's fault they have to report it.
The media is and always has been a tool of the wealthy used to control us. The same goes for our government. That is why during times of war they lock up anyone who disagrees with them and the rest of the time they destroy their lives making them look crazy, or just killing them.
1:26 It was tense. Told this to my English teacher and she burst out laughing.
LOVED them ALL!!!!!!! Whoever did those sayings was very CREATIVE & BRILLIANT...........
Laughter keeps us sane when things around us aren't
Luv these signs! Wish this station was in my hometown.I lost it at the Stepladder joke.The psychokinesis joke was priceless😍😂
There was a time my parents were staying in a hotel in Kissimmee near Disney World and the sign outside said: "Stay Here and Eat Kids Free!" Well being the joker my dad was, he told the waitress that he would have some scrambled 5 year old and a 2 two year olds on the side. Horrified, the waitress was about to say something until we pointed at the sign and she laughed. Management had to quickly change the sign but it was too funny and it made our trip all the more memorable.
👍😁
Old people always say 'there's no place like home' until you try and put them in one.
Oh my gee-I lived in the Wallingford neighborhood when I was a college student decades ago. Thanks for the laugh and nice memories!
IM A WAR VET,IMADE THIS ONE UP.....I GOT SICK OF LOOKING AT MY KIDS SO I BOUGHT THEM ALL CAMOFLAGE AND SENT THEM OUT IN THE BACKYARD.
you not only made my day.you made my week.Ppl need to lighten up and not be too serious all the time.Laugh and enjoy life.thanks for posting.
When I was a kid, there was a sign posted down the street from me, next to 2 garbage can lids. It said "For the thief who stole my garbage cans, here are the lids"
There's another place like that. In Golden, British Columbia, there's a place called the Big Bend Cafe. It has lots of hilarious signs inside. One of them, positioned above the entrance to the bathroom, read: "How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on."
Two cannibals are sitting on a log eating a clown, the one cannibal says to the other "does this meat taste funny to you?"
Did you ever hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
Frank: I love the joke!
Wallingford sign - every town needs to do this. Something to make everyone smile every day.
Those were freaking HILARIOUS 🤣🤣😆😆👍
Once used one in my psychology class when my professor drew a glass on the board and drew a line across the middle and asked the class "what does this represent?"
I rose my had and paraphrased George Carlin "Optimists see glass as half full. Pessimists see glass as half empty. I want to know who the hell drank half of my glass?" The professor and the class busted out laughing.😂😂
Chemists see the glass as full - half with liquid and half with gas.
Saw a key ring in Spencer once that read: “To an optimist, it’s half full. To a pessimist, it’s half empty. To me, it’s time for a beer run!” And yes it had a picture of a beer glass with half a beer in it!
@@dragondancer1814 SWEET!😁
Optimists see it as half full, pessimists see it as half empty. The engineer asks why the glass is the wrong size.
@@heatherwolmarans8287 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Signs like these make people have a good day.
Hokey pokey clinic' and I turned myself around lmao 😂👍👏👏, I loved that one
I'll never forget the day I got amnesia!
I think it was tomorrow.
Free Beer yesterday!
proud to see a sign in my city gets it's own video.
treekangaroo. it deserved it, these signs are the BEST!
It's a sign of the times.
haha.
steve b autocorrect. Lighten up you asshat.
I thought I was wrong once....
...but I was mistaken.
I had to pause occasionally to dry my tears... Laughing so hard I couldn't read the next sign! LOL
Ok, maybe I'm just tired. ;-)
These are great. Someone has a marvelous imagination! Congratulations.
I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.=))
A really bright person came up with these. We need more like this.
LOL ....so bloody good it's ridiculous. Thanks, Funny life and now you have a subscriber. Shout out to WALLINGFORD SIGN
Absolutely great. This is the FIRST funny video that I actually laughed at. Love it.
Now this is entertainment!
my sides hurt from laughing out loud!
We need more of this type of thing in the world! :)
I love the one about the bacon seeds. Might use that one at Wal-Mart. Just to screw with their heads. Make them think.
Couldn't pig semen be considered bacon seeds?
The last time that I heard most of these I fell off me dinosaur. But I did really like the yardstick one.
"the first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest" 😎👍
These are all hilarious! Great job WailingfordSign!!!
These are the Seatteites I know......
Bravo!.....a fun video with no hype if I could hit that like button for an hour I would.
This is so wonderful! Wish there where more places like this!
No...THANK YOU!!! 😀
THAT IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED TO SEE, THANK YOU !
BEST!!! MARKETING!!! EVER!!! LOL!
A Church in my town comes up with some really good ones too but weekly not daily!! I think its great!! I would stop there just cuz the quotes are hilarious!!
Great! Funny, clever and witty... and occasionally profound "No one knows what you think they do". I'll remember that during my next job appraisal,
If you jog in a jogging suit, swim in a swimming suit, what do you in a wind breaker?
Fart?
Yea!
You win!
If a diamond is a girl's best friend, then why is a dog man's best friend?
You can't eat a diamond when things get rough.
141 dislikes, im so glad im not one of those people.
great vid.
Yea, bet they are a freakin blast to be around!!😳
HOW COULD ANYONE DISLIKE THIS VIDEO? Come on people get a sense of humor. PLEASE!!!!
Probably lost their sense of humor!
I didn't dislike it. In fact I was impressed that the sign managed to remain that long.
GREAT sense of humor!
BACON SEEDS !!!!!!!!! Lol
Agnostic Dyslexics don't believe in dog.
also, ...Then there's the agnostic dyslexic with insomnia...he lies awake at night thinking about dog...
I can’t imagine any one having so much wit that they can come up with some of these hilarious comments. Every time I that I think about the comment about the spider web I just can’t keep from laughing. I know that I will watch this many many times over and over again. If I lived in that town I would always buy my gas at that service station.
R O F L...I just ADORE CLEVER PEOPLE... : )
From our very own Seattle/Wallingford Chevron: We post them all the time on facebook: They are cool! Awesome video as well here!
Yay Washington! From Ocean Shores...
You definitely have a great comedian in your midst!!!!
Where is this gas station?
PS. I love when the sign was a hit!
The gas station is in Seattle, Washington.
Chevron on north 45th
In Wallingford. :)
Just found this hilarious item on you tube and it cheered me up no end as I'm going into hospital for a breast cancer op.thank you so much for posting this I laughed till I cried God bless you from Jenny in the UK
Thank you for making me laugh out loud! And I think I'd like to live there!
Conscience is what criminals study.
There are some brilliant people leaving their own sayings here. Thanks to you all.
The inventor of the USB died recently. At the burial, they lowered his coffin in the ground, raised it back up, turned it over, then lowered it down again.
Deeep.
But not humane.👋
I like the "air & space" one, & the "spider web" one! 😆
And I'm partial to the bacon seeds....
The bacon seeds are the best!!!
yeah, i can't find pizza or burrito seeds either!!!
I remember Garfield planting bird seed once...and waiting anxiously :P
I laughed so hard at these. They're the perfect response to Covid. We all need a laugh.
I want to join my local optimist club but I'm not sure they will let me in.
I can tell you that seven days without meat...makes me anemic.
"A milking stool on a farm has only three legs instead of four because the cow has the utter".
er...udder?
mydogdeli the - other
Diane Wood He’s pointing out the typo, not question the meaning.
rgrndu 😁
This is soooo hilarious !!!! Love it !!!
The story is that this gas station was failing, because it's in an inconvenient place. The owners decided to make this sign thing as a publicity stunt to get money, and it was so successful that they do it everyday
treekangaroo. so glad they kept it up, oughta make this sign a tourist place 😂
No place is inconvenient if you know how to attract people to come by.
Oh , so it became a tourist attraction too! Wonderful.
@@dannyc7480
WHY ARE U UPSET?? I DON'T THINK IT AFFECTS U AS TO WHETHER ITS A TOURIST ATTRACTION OR NOT. JUST DON'T PUT IT ON YOUR TRAVEL ITINERARY. I THINK EVERYONE NEEDS A LAUGH RIGHT NOW. I DEFINITELY KNOW I DO.
@No Filter, no I m not upset about it. I liked it.
Best advice I ever got was on the side of a matchbox "keep dry and out of sight of children"
A Great place to do your business (no pun intended).... they are funny.
I'm doing my business right now.
1:36 by this logic, you can conclude that an anteater is also healthy because he is full of antibodies!
Ok...it took me a moment where I was almost upset with you before it sank in...good one.
i love it made me laugh for the entire video
" OOL"
Notice there is no "P" in Pool.
Let's keep it that way.
Love people with a great sense of humor. 👍👍😨 😄😄😄
Thats awesome! We need more!! Way to go Wallingford
Those are all great..............I wish I could remember one....