Local Gas Station Makes Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever

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  • Local Gas Station Makes Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever
    We are Happy Land.
    Every day is an exciting experience with vivid, humorous, failure or happy emotions. We wish you would enjoy watching them.
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    Info : www.seattlepropane.com/walling...
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    Tom Wilson - Be Myself [NCS Release]
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  • @happy.land.official
    @happy.land.official  Рік тому +8

    I have made a new channel! Is this form available?
    www.youtube.com/@funnyvalley3504/videos

  • @maxsdad538
    @maxsdad538 2 роки тому +845

    The sign is actually owned by Seattle Propane, located at the Wallington (Seattle, WA) Chevron, and they've been updating this sign for over a decade. Well done, Seattle Propane.

    • @maryvalentine9090
      @maryvalentine9090 2 роки тому +39

      Just curious, do they sell propane AND propane accessories?

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 2 роки тому +18

      @@maryvalentine9090 Dammit, Bobb-eh!

    • @DreamZ9750
      @DreamZ9750 2 роки тому +16

      When I lived in Wallingford I was pretty much right across the street from this place lol

    • @maryvalentine9090
      @maryvalentine9090 2 роки тому +12

      @@RealBradMiller That boy ain’t right.

    • @pegikenter9651
      @pegikenter9651 2 роки тому +4

      Okay I thought I recognized this. I've been there.

  • @redwingedwolf9887
    @redwingedwolf9887 2 роки тому +672

    The people of this town must love this gas station

    • @localboy4584
      @localboy4584 2 роки тому +31

      Yep that town is Seattle Washington and its in the Wallingford neighborhood.

    • @completely_normal111
      @completely_normal111 2 роки тому +22

      It’s in wallingford seattle. I live near it

    • @robtowen
      @robtowen 2 роки тому +20

      yeah but when regular gas hits $5 a gallon the customers will use the sign to send messages to the owner.

    • @vallee7966
      @vallee7966 2 роки тому +7

      Pass it everyday on the way home.

    • @globalheartwarming
      @globalheartwarming 2 роки тому +1

      Can't say as I feel at home here, but it helps!

  • @NatureAndBee
    @NatureAndBee 2 роки тому +27

    Couldn't stop laughing. This one sounds a great idea“If you don't remember their names, take them to Starbucks" 😂🤣😂

  • @hayjust1
    @hayjust1 2 роки тому +49

    We all could use a little laughter all over the world. Thanks for doing your part! Smiles make living worth while. :)

  • @alag1
    @alag1 2 роки тому +69

    I walk/drive by this place all the time. My favorite sign was, "Silence Is Golden. Duct Tape Is Silver". They also had, "Velcro. What A Rip Off". "To Make A Long Story Short, Don't Tell It". "Procrastinators, Unite Tomorrow". "My Reality Check Bounced". "What Disease Did Cured Ham Actually Have?". "Dear Ugly People: You're Welcome. Signed: Alcohol".

    • @cmans79tr7
      @cmans79tr7 2 роки тому +1

      Alag1 - My brother in law often says:.... "To make a long story short...."..... And I always say: "Too late!!!".... (But I just don't say it out loud😛)

    • @niles8102
      @niles8102 2 роки тому +1

      The cured ham one made me laugh so hard. I spilled my gatorade.

  • @shereerockdaschel9301
    @shereerockdaschel9301 2 роки тому +348

    Heck I’d be deliberately driving by it every day just to see what it says so I could have a good laugh.❤️🤣🤣🤣

    • @stephaniecarrow4898
      @stephaniecarrow4898 2 роки тому +4

      My thoughts exactly! 🙂

    • @insideoutsideupsidedown2218
      @insideoutsideupsidedown2218 2 роки тому +1

      Most of these are old....really old

    • @IrishAnnie
      @IrishAnnie 2 роки тому +4

      There is a restaurant here that has a joke question on one side…you have to go in too read the answer on the back side…

    • @sharita7270
      @sharita7270 2 роки тому +2

      Same 😂🤣😂

    • @HoolieWho
      @HoolieWho 2 роки тому +3

      It does change every day! Also, it's on a main street (45th street) so you will never miss the new quotes.

  • @karenroelke8400
    @karenroelke8400 2 роки тому +7

    "Don't give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.". At last my pandemic lifestyle since retiring has been validated!!

  • @billbauer9795
    @billbauer9795 2 роки тому +25

    "Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping" is amazing.

  • @sew2prosper
    @sew2prosper 2 роки тому +349

    He would be the only gas station I spend my money, just because of this outstanding kindness of humor.

    • @windyhicks3319
      @windyhicks3319 2 роки тому +5

      Myself as well

    • @styldsteel1
      @styldsteel1 2 роки тому +4

      I get what you're saying but if you use no name gas on any regular basis.......

    • @gregoryeverson741
      @gregoryeverson741 2 роки тому +4

      i have a church that does this with Jesus stuff

    • @trails3597
      @trails3597 2 роки тому +3

      A great place to get M&Ms

    • @sapiophile545
      @sapiophile545 2 роки тому

      @@gregoryeverson741 That had to be cool. 🙂

  • @evelynr.7596
    @evelynr.7596 2 роки тому +191

    This one had me laughing, “I call my horse Mayo and sometimes Mayo neighs” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jaynestag95
      @jaynestag95 2 роки тому +5

      Me too ....sounds so cute🐎

    • @BumboMcJumbo
      @BumboMcJumbo 2 роки тому +1

      @@jaynestag95 I don't think you got the joke

    • @mikefoehr235
      @mikefoehr235 2 роки тому

      Horse owner is HELLMANN

    • @wessexdruid5290
      @wessexdruid5290 2 роки тому +2

      I knew a Highland donkey, called 'Disney'.
      'Cos sometimes he'll go - and sometimes, he dis'nae..

  • @DanaX09
    @DanaX09 2 роки тому +12

    I want more people in my life like the ones who can create thoughts like those!

  • @heywaitaminute1984
    @heywaitaminute1984 2 роки тому +94

    Happened to come across this and honestly I couldn't stop laughing. Circumstances in my life right now are not good (no I'm not Ukrainian), I really needed the laugh, thank you.

    • @charlottelukezich1487
      @charlottelukezich1487 2 роки тому +7

      Keep on keeping on! It's you we want to have in our life.

    • @susanivy3619
      @susanivy3619 2 роки тому

      Circumstances aren't good and you're not Ukrainian?
      YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY PUTIN me on.
      🤪
      🇺🇦 🙏

    • @alig8680
      @alig8680 Рік тому

      Are you Russian then?

    • @heywaitaminute1984
      @heywaitaminute1984 Рік тому

      @@alig8680 I'm very pleased to say I am not. I'm all Canuck.

    • @donotneed2250
      @donotneed2250 Рік тому

      🫂🫂🫂

  • @timothyglen6733
    @timothyglen6733 2 роки тому +391

    You just made a lot of individuals happy. 😀 Wouldn't mind living here.

    • @themacocko6311
      @themacocko6311 2 роки тому +6

      You would if you knew what they charged for gas.

    • @HoolieWho
      @HoolieWho 2 роки тому +1

      Wallingford is a great neighbourhood but has become unaffordable to many people. It's in the middle of Seattle.

    • @DreamZ9750
      @DreamZ9750 2 роки тому

      @brooklyn again hahahaha no but i think i know what youre talking about, (the Hanford site?) and its a couple hundred miles away, but good call its pretty shitty and way to expensive to live here anyway

  • @suzannefrollini2693
    @suzannefrollini2693 2 роки тому +1718

    I came across this while scrolling through UA-cam. My brother died 10 days ago from complications of COVID. He would call people everyday to tell them his one liners he made up just like these. Great that this place has a sign outside their business to display these wonderful one liners for all to see and make someone’s day a little brighter.

    • @kimsargeant8126
      @kimsargeant8126 2 роки тому +113

      Oh I am so sorry for your loss. I’m glad you have such a fun memory.

    • @joinoelle2073
      @joinoelle2073 2 роки тому +63

      I am sorry for your loss.

    • @maggiegarber246
      @maggiegarber246 2 роки тому +57

      So sorry for your loss.

    • @suranimohdhassan3005
      @suranimohdhassan3005 2 роки тому +51

      my condolences to u n family.

    • @janisslowey
      @janisslowey 2 роки тому +78

      So sorry for your loss. He sounds like a mushroom! I mean he sounds like a fun-guy 😘.

  • @robinlomme2164
    @robinlomme2164 2 роки тому +79

    My grandma showed me a photo she took of a sign and this is what it said:
    “My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.”
    I’m wheezing 🤣

  • @kylep292
    @kylep292 2 роки тому +8

    for years I drove past this sign almost every day... I always enjoyed it! glad to see it getting some recognition

  • @josephrockholt5840
    @josephrockholt5840 2 роки тому +123

    These are dad jokes and I love it.

  • @philomenagorton2666
    @philomenagorton2666 2 роки тому +204

    Brilliant. Loved them all. Great read after a hard day.

  • @annamariepoppa3536
    @annamariepoppa3536 2 роки тому +11

    I get such a kick from these kinds of signs 🤣
    I was literally laughing out loud at these 😂.
    Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, to who ever thought of these AND took the time and energy to put them on this board for all to enjoy. It felt so good to chuckle as much as I did as I read these. Ty, God bless you🕊️

  • @Jeff-ur2jv
    @Jeff-ur2jv 2 роки тому +5

    Those r hilarious, lmfao. Whoever puts those up everyday is a blessing to they community

  • @toolittletoolate3917
    @toolittletoolate3917 2 роки тому +195

    The spider-web cardio one made me guffaw, and it woke my long-suffering wife up.

    • @User5260jo
      @User5260jo 2 роки тому +4

      😄😂

    • @alexaonther0x
      @alexaonther0x 2 роки тому +2

      She was just living her dreams!

    • @anndeneka9305
      @anndeneka9305 2 роки тому +1

      Totally 100% can understand this too. Once went on holidays went up and down a road trying to find the house. Came across a ramshackled derelict house, on the arbour/entrance were one bottle size corks dangling. Couldn’t work out who would have put them there. Soon did, getting closer realised they were spiders wrapped up in the arbour leaves. Freaked and almost had to be sedated to walk through. Boyfriend’s sister took rented it because it was cheap, mean miserable Scrooge she was. Not funny still remember 47 years later. 😱 😱 😱

  • @lastfridaynite1
    @lastfridaynite1 2 роки тому +527

    I love this!! Whoever this Is that does these signs needs a big bonus!! Definitely lights everyone's day up.

    • @thelord3561
      @thelord3561 2 роки тому +3

      1 Corinthians Chapter 15 Is The Ressurrection Creed Thatt Paul Had Received Only 3-5 Years After Jesus Crucifiction And Had It Written 20 Years Later In A.D 54-55 And Jesus Went On The Cross At A.D 30 Also The Tel Dan Inscription States The House Of David On It And The Moabite Stone Records Mesha Just Like The Bible Worshipping Yahweh The Pool Of Siloam When Jesus Heals The Guy Is Also A Real Place And The Book Of Acts Gets The Environment Of The First Century Correct Which Myths Do Not Do It States Drusilla And Felix Got Married While Josephus The Jewish Historian Records The Same Thing And Believing In The Jesus Of The Bible And Christianity We Are Saved By Grace Not Of Ourselves It Is The Free Gift Of God By Repenting And Putting On The Lord Jesus Christ While Jehovah Witness And Mormonism Do Not Think They Are Saved And Are Earning Salvation To Get It However The Biblical Jesus Is The Only Way And Its Not About Achieving It Rather It Is More Like Receiving Christ To Be Saved In Him And Your Works Are The Fruit Of Your Salvation Amen And 2 Timothy 4:11 States Bring The Cloak I Left At Carpus Indicating It Was Authentic And Jesus Is More Worth It For Everlasting Life And Gary Habermas Has The Greatest Case For The Ressurection And Dr. James Tour On UA-cam Also Shows The Reasons It Wasnt An Accident God Bless Jesus Is Lord
      Five Scientific Reasons To Believe In God
      ua-cam.com/video/TtSXyrEzXs4/v-deo.html
      James Tour Video Showing It Wasn't Evolution ua-cam.com/video/r4sP1E1Jd_Y/v-deo.html
      Jesus And His Ressurection Video
      ua-cam.com/video/A0iDNLxmWVM/v-deo.html
      Gary Habermas On Jesus
      ua-cam.com/video/ay_Db4RwZ_M/v-deo.html
      The Reliability Of The New Testament
      inspiringphilosophy.org/defending-christianity/

    • @thelord3561
      @thelord3561 2 роки тому +1

      #JESUS FIRST For By Jesus All Things Are Created I'm Here For The News Of The Kingdom Of God And While Religion Has You Doing Good Deeds To Earn Salvation The Biblical Jesus Died And Rose Again For The Forgiveness Of Sin And By Grace You Are Saved So You Walk In Him For He Loved Us So We Love The Lord

    • @thelord3561
      @thelord3561 2 роки тому +1

      #JESUS FIRST These Resources Are To Be Viewed Through A Gentle Context Amen Jesus Is Love And The Only Way To Be Saved Is Through The Jesus Of The Bible The Creator And Its The Free Gift Of God But May We Honor The Lord Jesus And No Longer Live For Ourselves But To The Lord

    • @jenbdiamond
      @jenbdiamond 2 роки тому +5

      The sign is at a Chevron station here in Seattle. I drive by it a lot.

    • @thelord3561
      @thelord3561 2 роки тому +1

      #JESUS FIRST Historical Jesus Facts For The Lord
      1 Jesus Died By Crucifixion
      2 He Was Buried
      3 His death caused the disciples to despair and lose hope
      4 The tomb was later found empty (accepted by 75% of scholars)
      5 The disciples had experiences which they believed were literal appearances of the risen Jesus
      6 The disciples were transformed from doubters to bold proclaimers
      7 The proclamation of the ressurection took place at the very beginning of the church
      8 They preached the message of Jesus's ressurrection in Jerusalem, where Jesus had been crucified and buried
      9 The gospel message centered On the death and ressurection of Jesus
      10 Orthodox Jews that believed in Christ had made Sunday their primary day of worship
      11 James a family skeptic, was converted to the faith when he believed he saw the ressurected Jesus
      12 Saul (Paul) was converted to the faith because he believed he saw the risen Jesus
      Gary Habermas, The Risen Jesus & Future Hope, 2003 pg 9-10

  • @loribrinton131
    @loribrinton131 2 роки тому +7

    Just so awesome that they do this just to make people smile.

  • @embarrassedtobeanamerican.1667
    @embarrassedtobeanamerican.1667 2 роки тому +3

    Thank this man every day , he put into words which i say all the time when it comes up,
    "TRADITION IS PEER PRESSURE FROM THE DEAD".

  • @williammullen7504
    @williammullen7504 2 роки тому +39

    M+Ms in the mask is a good idea I'm gonna try it.

    • @kevino4846
      @kevino4846 2 роки тому +2

      That was the click-bait for me ;-D M&Ms and popcorn, mmmm.

    • @noahwilson3025
      @noahwilson3025 2 роки тому

      So, how did that go? thinking of doing that at halloween. its so cute

  • @MP-nj1qy
    @MP-nj1qy 2 роки тому +29

    "Don't give up on your dream. Keep sleeping" "I wish I had a pair of skinny genes" my two favorites. Thanks for sharing 👍

  • @gvet47
    @gvet47 2 роки тому +6

    I just wish I could remember a fraction of these sayings. Love the humor and we all sure need more!

  • @mindakahn9964
    @mindakahn9964 2 роки тому +6

    The act of smiling is like a new experience. Laughing out loud is a revelation.
    Thank you so much for the badly needed humor.

  • @aprilsmith3683
    @aprilsmith3683 2 роки тому +79

    Someone has a laughing soul...
    "I wish I was as thin as my patience"
    "Antybodies...🐜"...cute...
    🇿🇦

    • @jaynestag95
      @jaynestag95 2 роки тому +4

      🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜 little anti bodies.😂

    • @juneroberts5305
      @juneroberts5305 2 роки тому +2

      The Cremation one made me laugh like a maniac. I'm using that first opportunity I get... - if I can keep a straight face.

  • @jlnasseri4390
    @jlnasseri4390 2 роки тому +50

    Very clever and funny signs. Someone is creative there.

  • @sherylclements2846
    @sherylclements2846 2 роки тому +38

    This is brilliant!! I haven’t laughed this much in literally years!! What a fun and joyous job to come up with these daily! Thank you to whoever it was that posted!!

    • @johnlivesay5110
      @johnlivesay5110 Рік тому

      I used to love to read these messages wherever I encountered them when I was driving a tractor-trailer out on the road 🛣️ I enjoyed many clever ones and sent them to the clergy @ home when I was out on the road just to keep In touch and to let him hear from me from wherever I was in the country @ that moment.

    • @raymondhopwood9393
      @raymondhopwood9393 Рік тому

      @@johnlivesay5110
      In my hometown there was a fish 'n chips restaurant next door to a burger joint, and the fish place had a sign saying, "Wouldn't you rather have fish?" Both places have since closed down.

  • @lolazinnerman9363
    @lolazinnerman9363 2 роки тому +2

    IT'S FUNNY HOW READING THESE MESSAGES MADE MY DAY SO TO WHOM EVER THANK YOU SO MUCH 🙏🙏🙏💋

  • @kipperlane8959
    @kipperlane8959 2 роки тому +21

    Laughter is good for the soul. 😂

  • @jesusbeloved3953
    @jesusbeloved3953 2 роки тому +142

    I love this guys signs! He made me belly laugh out loud while my Dad is in ICU and my rib is outta place! Thanks for sharing! 😂🤣😂

    • @retrotek0409
      @retrotek0409 2 роки тому +16

      Prayers that you both recover. Then you can share these with your Dad.

    • @tootspogsforever5590
      @tootspogsforever5590 2 роки тому +2

      hope he's doing well🙏🙏🙏

    • @judeirwin2222
      @judeirwin2222 2 роки тому

      This guy’s signs. You also have no idea about apostrophes. Is this sickness catching?

  • @chrissiebawn9357
    @chrissiebawn9357 Рік тому +1

    So HAPPY!
    THANK YOU!
    GOD BLESS US EVERYONE EVERYWHERE.
    🤣🤣🤣😁😁🌍❤🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🤣🤣🤣🤣🖖

  • @ashsingh9339
    @ashsingh9339 2 роки тому +19

    Dude this has to be that one video that damn near all that have watched it... watched it till the end, smiled and even took some notes on lol. This was way too awesome. I'd love to visit that gas station some day and stand next to the sign for a pic. ❤

  • @samadams219
    @samadams219 2 роки тому +128

    "" In a world where you can be anything. Be kind"" that's hard for a lot of people

    • @RiverMersey
      @RiverMersey 2 роки тому +1

      Quote from Caroline Flack

    • @deborahwheeler4302
      @deborahwheeler4302 2 роки тому +5

      One cannot and therefore will not demonstrate what they have never experienced.

    • @samadams219
      @samadams219 2 роки тому +1

      @@deborahwheeler4302 so true 👍

    • @dueymiller617
      @dueymiller617 2 роки тому +1

      Tell that to my sister.

    • @billbauer9795
      @billbauer9795 2 роки тому

      If this is a call to stop defending one's own interest, it is insidious and evil. Those people you refer to aren't brainwashed into actually believing something that Might impress some (slow) children.
      I am kind towards myself and my family.

  • @terryrodriguez6209
    @terryrodriguez6209 2 роки тому +75

    I was reading these out loud to my husband and could barely get out the homing pigeon one because I was laughing so hard. Sent the link to our daughters. One of them responded back right away thanking me because she was having a bad day and they lightened her mood. Said the dog named shark one had her cry laughing.

    • @jaynestag95
      @jaynestag95 2 роки тому +7

      Oh the pigeon 😂 22 times

    • @User5260jo
      @User5260jo 2 роки тому +2

      😄😂

    • @pamelot
      @pamelot Рік тому +2

      The dog named Shark at the beach!

  • @tahititoutou3802
    @tahititoutou3802 2 роки тому +36

    In the electronics course the prof asked :What is a transistor?"
    A student replied "It's someone who used to be my brother".

    • @bobcaygeon6799
      @bobcaygeon6799 2 роки тому +1

      OMG well we know it's not PC to say that out loud but...I guess they're right 😬😲😏

    • @fairycat23
      @fairycat23 2 роки тому +3

      @@bobcaygeon6799 A more PC version might be, "Why don't computers have brothers? Because they have transistors!" :D

  • @didgegirl6
    @didgegirl6 2 роки тому +15

    I used to drive by this sign a lot when I lived in Seattle. It always made me smile. Thanks for putting this out there.

  • @melanieconsidine
    @melanieconsidine 2 роки тому +17

    Had me laughing from the 1st one!🤣

  • @sherrykeeney7376
    @sherrykeeney7376 2 роки тому +16

    I wish we had a gas station like that here!! We could all use more humor in our lives 😁👍

  • @karlsburgcorner6600
    @karlsburgcorner6600 2 роки тому +18

    Bringing some joy back into peoples days, love it! We need more of this!

    • @judeirwin2222
      @judeirwin2222 2 роки тому

      Into people’s Days, not peoples. Ffs learn about apostrophes!

  • @cherylperkins7538
    @cherylperkins7538 2 роки тому +2

    So good. So, so so good. Really started my day off well. He's very smart

  • @kathleen2754
    @kathleen2754 2 роки тому +121

    With the kind of days Ive been having I really needed to see these signs. Thank you so much for the rib hurting, side splitting laughs 👍❤❤

  • @cakerbaker9965
    @cakerbaker9965 2 роки тому +15

    The yoga pants not lying was my fave!

  • @disneysparkle7783
    @disneysparkle7783 2 роки тому +4

    There's a shop on the way to my parents that does this. My favorite one is one I've seen them do at least twice: "I scream, You scream, The cops get called, Things get awkward." I love driving by and seeing what it says, but they don't change it everyday like this place does.

  • @alexcialynne
    @alexcialynne 2 роки тому +13

    Love it! Thank you for spreading a lighthearted message and make people smile.

  • @mariaweston5477
    @mariaweston5477 2 роки тому +33

    There’s a place in Colorado that does this too. Clever and funny.

    • @mitchmiller2382
      @mitchmiller2382 2 роки тому

      @Maria Weston. This sign gut has actually 'appropriated' several of those Colorado messages. Some of these seem to be pretty original - funny too.

    • @fineartstar
      @fineartstar 2 роки тому

      Maria - are you talking about the Vet and Animal Boarding place on 24, between Woodland Park and Divide??? I LOVE that place, and it's "cousin," a small vet on the way to Highland Lakes in Divide - I look forward to seeing the new jokes every time I go by!!!!

    • @louisegogel7973
      @louisegogel7973 2 роки тому

      Indian Hills Community center… Vince R puts the messages up once a week I believe.

  • @bestbitesforever
    @bestbitesforever 2 роки тому +38

    Thank you for the laugh! The people of this town are very blessed to have this person. The soy milk one and the haiku one actually made me laugh out loud 😂

    • @cmans79tr7
      @cmans79tr7 2 роки тому

      @Spring Ranch - I don't know the rules for making a haiku, and im not going to look it up, but those words on that sign at that timestamp are close enough to a haiku for me, and is a haiku that doesn't make any sense.

    • @TheBaumcm
      @TheBaumcm 2 роки тому +1

      @Spring Ranch haikus are supposed to have 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second and 5 in the third. If they had said don’t instead of do not, it would be perfect but most haikus are a little out there and don’t really make sense, hence the third line

  • @stevedeleon8775
    @stevedeleon8775 2 роки тому +3

    "BE KIND..REWIND"
    "NEVER HAVE YOU SAID SO MUCH THAT MEANS SO LITTLE"

  • @tammydammann1838
    @tammydammann1838 2 роки тому +1

    I concur...the first five days after a weekend really are the hardest, lol!

  • @xx1983xx
    @xx1983xx 2 роки тому +160

    After trying to go vegan for a week, and trying to survive the pandemic, the quote about "my farts hide my coughs" gave me new perspective into what constitutes a gas station ⛽

    • @lisagulick4144
      @lisagulick4144 2 роки тому +23

      One of my coworkers has a sign in her office that says, "Yesterday I went to the gas station and asked for $5 worth of gas....The clerk farted and gave me a receipt."

    • @siegfriedkleinmartins7816
      @siegfriedkleinmartins7816 2 роки тому +3

      L OOOOO L...KKKKK...RSRSRSRS..
      EXCELENT JOKE
      Greetings from Brasil

    • @FurnitureFan
      @FurnitureFan 2 роки тому

      Weird flax, but ok 😅

    • @carolbassant5396
      @carolbassant5396 2 роки тому +4

      PLANDEMIC,

    • @jack-of-all-trades1234
      @jack-of-all-trades1234 2 роки тому +4

      What does going vegan have to do with it?

  • @andycontento3563
    @andycontento3563 2 роки тому +27

    Brilliant. I love these kind of videos. 👍👍👍👌👌👌🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pamelalaub6204
    @pamelalaub6204 2 роки тому +1

    Those are really clever. They must give smiles to people who pass by them.

  • @snickle1980
    @snickle1980 2 роки тому +2

    It's all dad jokes, but they get points for being consistent for decades. 😁

  • @taniquepalmer
    @taniquepalmer 2 роки тому +68

    when u think about it...there indeed isn't any way everybody was Kung Fu Fighting. I mean some people could have been running away, some watching the fights taking place, etc.

    • @t.h.8475
      @t.h.8475 2 роки тому +7

      I was pointing and laughing.

    • @badkitty4922
      @badkitty4922 2 роки тому +4

      Lol! Ikr?!

    • @rebeccagiraffe225
      @rebeccagiraffe225 2 роки тому +8

      At least one person was in the corner with a pen and notebook writing down the event to sing about it later

    • @brendanoren5047
      @brendanoren5047 2 роки тому +8

      And at least 15 had their phones out to record it for UA-cam.

    • @brendawilliams8062
      @brendawilliams8062 2 роки тому

      @@brendanoren5047 some said “fu”. Kong

  • @momofmanda
    @momofmanda 2 роки тому +18

    The El Arroyo restaurant in Austin, TX has such a sign also.

  • @jeninmontana
    @jeninmontana 2 роки тому +2

    Totally lost it with the M&M quote. The epitome of turning lemons into lemonade!

  • @meganbarber3599
    @meganbarber3599 2 роки тому +3

    Some of these gave me a good chuckle. Definitely a lot of groan worthy dad jokes in there too!

  • @badkitty4922
    @badkitty4922 2 роки тому +58

    I love these signs! I've seen a few in other compilations but, loved seeing them again. Especially the child proofed home sign! Lol!
    ETA: those few who left dislikes either have NO sense of humor or, didn't get some of the jokes.

    • @lindataylor747
      @lindataylor747 2 роки тому +2

      My kids kept finding ways to get back in to, I had the only fridge they could raid.

    • @badkitty4922
      @badkitty4922 2 роки тому +2

      @@lindataylor747 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😉👍

    • @everenigmatic5805
      @everenigmatic5805 2 роки тому +4

      Some people don't get comedic reversal. Example: "Two old ladies went for a tramp in the woods. The tramp got away." - Rodney Dangerfield

    • @badkitty4922
      @badkitty4922 2 роки тому +3

      @@everenigmatic5805 😂😂😂😂
      True! Or, in an OLD stand up of George Carlin's, and I'm paraphrasing: The Stewardess was saying: ok everybody get on the plane, everybody get on the plane."
      And Carlin's reply was F YOU, I'm getting IN the plane!😂😂😂😂
      He had SO MANY great situations in his stand up but THAT'S one of my absolute favorites! Lmao!!😉😉💖💖👍👍

    • @globalheartwarming
      @globalheartwarming 2 роки тому +4

      @@everenigmatic5805 I was just thinking of ol' Rodney: "When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."

  • @richardmiller3839
    @richardmiller3839 2 роки тому +31

    This person is awesome. We need more of them.

  • @johncgibson4720
    @johncgibson4720 2 роки тому +1

    I am choking up so hard viewing these, my neighbor thought I have got covid.

  • @reminaj_bynature6751
    @reminaj_bynature6751 2 роки тому +3

    Absolutely hilarious thank you for posting!!

  • @siegfriedkleinmartins7816
    @siegfriedkleinmartins7816 2 роки тому +13

    L OOOO L.. who is the genius behind these one-liners??? He (or she) made my day better and deserves a raise in paycheck.
    Greetings from Brasil.

  • @kaywilby5840
    @kaywilby5840 2 роки тому +53

    Love it! Thank you for posting. I needed a good laugh.

  • @joanmarie6584
    @joanmarie6584 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you Seattle Propane for 10 years of laughs....

  • @CamilleGG451
    @CamilleGG451 2 роки тому +3

    Ok... I can only process like 5 of these a day I think! 🤣🤣🤣 I will dole them out a few at a time for a week or so like fine chocolates 😂. And laughter is SUCH good medicine these days. Thank you to the owners of this place!!!

    • @susanivy3619
      @susanivy3619 2 роки тому +1

      "And laughter is SUCH good medicine these days."
      Absolutely...it's the best!
      Tho heroin IS a close second.

    • @CamilleGG451
      @CamilleGG451 2 роки тому

      @@susanivy3619 Lol! Well I can't argue too much with you there, but there's that whole you know... ruining your life and overdosing issue. 😄 I just watched an old Ellen stand up dvd from the 80s. I had tears running down my face from laughing. Feels like a total brain-massage! I haven't laughed much in the past week... Have to remember the GOOD in life.
      And heroin.
      JUST KIDDING! Don't do that 😬😳

  • @ghostlyworld101
    @ghostlyworld101 2 роки тому +142

    As an Irishman, I am absolutely stealing the "You are the SHE- to my NANIGANS" line next chance I get...which will probably be never 😄

    • @rachelgonzales3184
      @rachelgonzales3184 2 роки тому +5

      You can use it on me 😉

    • @globalheartwarming
      @globalheartwarming 2 роки тому +3

      As an eighth-Irish Americanperson (who is always very Irish when listening to Irish music), I love how shenanigans and malarkey are _almost_ Irish words! Best of luck in finding the she to your nanigans 🍀❤️

    • @beansmom1341
      @beansmom1341 2 роки тому +2

      Make it into a St. Patrick's Day t-shirt with an arrow at the bottom , that way when you stand next to a lady she completes it.

    • @SamKatakouzinos
      @SamKatakouzinos 2 роки тому +1

      To be sure, to be sure.

    • @Krawna
      @Krawna 2 роки тому

      What relevance is there between the quote and you being an Irishman?
      Besides the chance that announcing you're Irish might get you attention?

  • @ghostlyworld101
    @ghostlyworld101 2 роки тому +24

    This is the EPITOME of Absolute AWESOMENESS!!! GREAT JOB AND THANK YOU FOR SHARING.

  • @michelletapsell7507
    @michelletapsell7507 2 роки тому +3

    I’ve been chuckling, guffawing and even snort -laughing for 8 minutes. Now my abs hurt! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @RealRickCox
    @RealRickCox 2 роки тому +1

    I used to drive by this station all the time on the way to Ballard. If you're in Seattle, jump off on the 45th Street exit and go West. Have a burger and Dick's Drive In and then go a little further West. You'll see this on the north side of the street and you can then claim you've enjoyed 2 of the best things Seattle has to offer.

  • @jayemes1552
    @jayemes1552 2 роки тому +22

    Best laugh I've had today. Thanks for sharing. The world needs more of this.

  • @rodgeraarons8997
    @rodgeraarons8997 2 роки тому +24

    That blue Ford 4x4 is in a lot of those shots.

    • @Speedster___
      @Speedster___ 2 роки тому +7

      Employee parking

    • @koriw1701
      @koriw1701 2 роки тому +3

      Damn! I came here to say that very thing! I'm wondering if it was the sign changer? (Silly, right?) There's also a red truck that's there a lot...

    • @rodgeraarons8997
      @rodgeraarons8997 2 роки тому +1

      @@Speedster___ - Employees shouldn’t take up prime parking space.

    • @rodgeraarons8997
      @rodgeraarons8997 2 роки тому +2

      @@koriw1701 - Yes the red Ford pickup is there a lot

    • @rodgeraarons8997
      @rodgeraarons8997 2 роки тому +2

      @@koriw1701 - makes sense. Person arrives to make sign. Parks in front of store. Leaves after sign done.

  • @m.r.3510
    @m.r.3510 2 роки тому +3

    Scrolling through UA-cam at 612am came across this video, beside enjoyable, along with good laughs, and very entertaining. Whoever this person is has a great sense of humor.
    With a good cup of coffee and this video, great way to start the day off. But when I wake-up, and my feet touch the floor, it's always a good day.🙂

  • @janerearden1148
    @janerearden1148 2 роки тому +1

    laughed til I cried.. just what I needed

  • @StargateGoddess
    @StargateGoddess 2 роки тому +45

    8:20 I‘m gonna share this with our engineer, who’s one of the few people speaking English in our electronics company, and has a sense of humor. I’m from Germany 😅

    • @globalheartwarming
      @globalheartwarming 2 роки тому

      As an eighth-German person (running gag if you're reading all comments, but true), I'm sorry it's so hard to find people with a sense of humor there. 🤔😘

    • @paulabonin3637
      @paulabonin3637 Рік тому

      I’ve never met an engineer with a sense of humor.

  • @localboy4584
    @localboy4584 2 роки тому +3

    In case you don't know this sign is on NE 45th near Stone Way in the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle WA USA.

    • @brendanoren5047
      @brendanoren5047 2 роки тому +1

      Thank you. I thought it was somewhere in England. 🤷

  • @thetravelinsagittarian1316
    @thetravelinsagittarian1316 2 роки тому +1

    Hahaha! The homing pigeon one is hilarious! 🤣👍

  • @nikkibanning176
    @nikkibanning176 2 роки тому +2

    Absolutely love this person's sense of humor. Thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣

  • @mewregaurdhissyfit7733
    @mewregaurdhissyfit7733 2 роки тому +11

    Wish we had a place around here that did that kind of thing with their signs. I'd love it!

  • @memedom1282
    @memedom1282 2 роки тому +3

    🎅:what do u want for Christmas?
    Me:a comment from happy land

  • @DawnOldham
    @DawnOldham 2 роки тому +2

    I loved this! (Even more when I turned the music all the way down)

  • @jesham7627
    @jesham7627 2 роки тому

    I don't know how this got recommended in my playlist but it's worth the time. I swear these are all Steven Wright quotes. LOL

  • @emanate0
    @emanate0 2 роки тому +22

    this is awesome, never stop!

  • @lolgriffin3243
    @lolgriffin3243 2 роки тому +15

    The little anti bodies had me dying in tears!

  • @noahdavis5406
    @noahdavis5406 2 роки тому +1

    When the lockdown was a thing I did a lot of fitness.... Fitness whole pizza in my mouth 🤣

  • @louisethompson2044
    @louisethompson2044 2 роки тому +6

    I'm watching this in Belfast this morning.Brilliant so funny and heart lifting ♥ ❤

  • @muffassa6739
    @muffassa6739 2 роки тому +10

    I apsolutly love 💕 these right now and

  • @Adaptimproviseovercome
    @Adaptimproviseovercome 2 роки тому +3

    My life is extremely difficult right now due to illness and grief. And this wonderful video just made me chuckle out-loud several times! Thank you!

    • @sarahdoanpeace3623
      @sarahdoanpeace3623 2 роки тому

      Hope it’s gotten better and easier. Sending love.

    • @louisegogel7973
      @louisegogel7973 2 роки тому

      Also check out Indian Hills Colorado community center sign post!

  • @NicksCollectableCreations
    @NicksCollectableCreations 2 роки тому +1

    "For the first time in my life I am "essential" ya I feel ya buddy.

  • @alanmattila2326
    @alanmattila2326 2 роки тому +5

    I sent this out so everybody can get a little laugh needed these days

  • @mother2midwife
    @mother2midwife 2 роки тому +15

    8:58 minutes of continuous laughter.... Thank you. I kneaded that 😉

  • @cuprunnethover2509
    @cuprunnethover2509 Рік тому +1

    That was so comical! I had a good laugh! Thanks for sharing! 🙂

  • @nonozebra4196
    @nonozebra4196 Рік тому +2

    Simply brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

  • @phyllisrockwell4501
    @phyllisrockwell4501 2 роки тому +8

    This made me laugh out loud!!

  • @666Spn
    @666Spn 2 роки тому +21

    These were so funny I needed a good laugh 😂

  • @marciac7026
    @marciac7026 2 роки тому +1

    Love this. Laughter is definitely the best medicine. My favorite gas station.. 😊

  • @jwr7138
    @jwr7138 2 роки тому +2

    I love this, I wish I could remember them tomorrow!

    • @judeirwin2222
      @judeirwin2222 2 роки тому

      You mean, “ I hope I can remember them tomorrow.”