Big Train - Essential manager skills (productivity bonus scenes )

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  • @bubblegummel
    @bubblegummel 4 роки тому +164

    The juggling was class though

  • @Rossa4444
    @Rossa4444 5 років тому +411

    I love the fact that he keeps showing up to work, fully confident in his own diversion techniques

    • @xxMrBaldyxx
      @xxMrBaldyxx 5 років тому +11

      he is a good manager and he knows it! 😂

    • @harrymangham2762
      @harrymangham2762 3 роки тому +1

      @@xxMrBaldyxx to @you

    • @CwazyWitIt
      @CwazyWitIt 3 роки тому +3

      YES EXACTLY

    • @KingOfGamesss
      @KingOfGamesss 2 роки тому +1

      The next diversion will be paid actors dressed up as police will bust in the room and arrest him for failing to pay his Employees

    • @gerardodoherty9178
      @gerardodoherty9178 2 роки тому +3

      Like a politician

  • @muimotion
    @muimotion 5 років тому +252

    I love the fact that this sketch plays on Mark Heaps skills as a street performer before he turned to act!

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 5 років тому +73

      "This man has turned to act. Ever year in the United Kingdom, thousand of lives are destroy by the addict lure of act. Don't turn to act. Give generous."

    • @johnmcgrath200
      @johnmcgrath200 4 роки тому +28

      @@NxDoyle I read this in Chris Morris's voice

    • @Simple1Jack
      @Simple1Jack 4 роки тому +25

      @John McGrath Luckily, the amount of act I use is harmless. I inject about once a month on a purely recreational basis. Fine. But what about other people less stable, less educated, less middle-class than me? Builders or blacks for example. If you're one of those, my advice to you is leave well alone. Good luck.

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Simple1Jack FFS, I use ACT - Acceptance and Commitment Therapy.

    • @sofiyums
      @sofiyums 11 місяців тому +1

      THAT'S MARK HEAP?!

  • @Capillus
    @Capillus 2 роки тому +51

    Plot twist: He used the productivity bonus to buy those flight tickets.

  • @capitalb5889
    @capitalb5889 11 місяців тому +27

    Amazing. But the budget must have been huge - leasing three 747s just for one sketch.

    • @richards9407
      @richards9407 Місяць тому +1

      But they were only small. With a giant pushing them through the air.

    • @aocxe
      @aocxe 27 днів тому

      😂​@@richards9407

  • @Offdutyz
    @Offdutyz 5 років тому +69

    2:09, gotta say, that sure impressed me!

  • @Levi_Skardsen
    @Levi_Skardsen 4 роки тому +107

    I love it how he takes a flight to escape but always comes back to work the next day.

  • @timm2904
    @timm2904 6 років тому +97

    Oh my goodness, three oranges!

  • @simoneast1973
    @simoneast1973 3 роки тому +63

    I loved Big Train, you just don’t get sketch comedies like this any more. Eldon, Heap, Pegg and Bullmore, four of the greatest comedians of their generation.

    • @jackthetripper666
      @jackthetripper666 Рік тому +5

      Jam was brilliant too

    • @charleshowie2074
      @charleshowie2074 11 місяців тому

      Ever catch Man Stroke Woman?

    • @jackthetripper666
      @jackthetripper666 11 місяців тому +2

      @@charleshowie2074 man stroke woman was brilliant

    • @charleshowie2074
      @charleshowie2074 11 місяців тому +3

      @karlhungus2345 ...Is that supposed to be an allusion to my not being married? 🤨

    • @jackthetripper666
      @jackthetripper666 11 місяців тому

      @@charleshowie2074 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Dont cut your finger off mate

  • @kreemkrackered3755
    @kreemkrackered3755 Рік тому +21

    Mark Heap is insanely talented

  • @pcwkid76
    @pcwkid76 2 роки тому +49

    Scenes like this is why I think Mark Heap should be the next Doctor Who.

    • @LukasOfTheLight
      @LukasOfTheLight 11 місяців тому +4

      Aye, because if there's one thing you need to be able to do in the middle of a heart-wrenching story like Heaven Sent or Human Nature, it's juggle three oranges like Krusty the Clown.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 10 місяців тому

      ​@LudicrousGreen I've often said with a conplete sincerity that the Doctor should do magic tricks as a distraction for his enemies

    • @LukasOfTheLight
      @LukasOfTheLight 10 місяців тому

      @@SamuelBlack84 One of the many reasons, I'm sure, why you do not write for the BBC.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 10 місяців тому +1

      @@LukasOfTheLight I don't think I could do any worse 😆

    • @mrmoralman1
      @mrmoralman1 9 місяців тому

      Dr who can go f*ck itself

  • @MikeJackson690
    @MikeJackson690 3 роки тому +12

    "Ah! Ya see..."
    "They're just ordinary oranges..."

  • @lainey1964
    @lainey1964 5 років тому +29

    Mark Heap, genius , love the puppies lol

  • @GuyWithACamera23
    @GuyWithACamera23 3 роки тому +13

    I love the way the actor Kevin Eldon throws the tray at the end.

    • @markkennedy9767
      @markkennedy9767 Рік тому +4

      The actor Kevin Eldon is amazing.

    • @tomralfe5428
      @tomralfe5428 Рік тому +3

      The actor Kevin Eldon is one of those actors who appears in everything.

  • @LAnonHubbard
    @LAnonHubbard 5 років тому +40

    I never really watched Big Train when it was on. I was far less developed humour-wise. Boy how I've missed out. This sketch was great. I love Jaaaaam, Alan Partridge, Brass Eye, etc so think I need to get hold of the Big Train DVDs.

    • @PreservationEnthusiast
      @PreservationEnthusiast 4 роки тому

      Big Train is junk though. Enfield, Whitehouse, Coogan etc are much better.

    • @robertspencer2516
      @robertspencer2516 4 роки тому +9

      SteamLocoScrapper utter bollox

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 4 роки тому +4

      Jam is superb. Also if you like parodies, you should watch Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. There's nothing else like it.

    • @vooveks
      @vooveks 3 роки тому +2

      @@Kris.G Just dusted that off last night and showed my girlfriend who'd never seen it before. It's as brilliant as I remembered.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 10 місяців тому

      Watch Jam. Sinilar humour, but very, very dark

  • @MrRazorblade999
    @MrRazorblade999 3 роки тому +8

    It's like something from a Tex Avery cartoon. Brilliant

  • @neilgodfrey2669
    @neilgodfrey2669 4 роки тому +31

    Mark was in a juggling act called “The 2 Marks”. About 5 years ago I was watching the 80’s game show 3,2,1 on UK Gold and I saw them preforming.

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 5 років тому +18

    Thinking back, I'm pretty sure that in 1998 when I first saw Big Train I wasn't familiar with any of the cast. I knew of Graham and Arthur thanks to Father Ted, but none of the performers. Now, however, looking at the casts from both the 1998 and 2002 series, it's a roll call of brilliance. All of them great actors and all of 'em pissfunny.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 4 роки тому +1

      How lucky am I as I have never seen any of their stuff until this week and it's great and my kind of humour. Is there anything ,in particular, you would recommend ?

    • @naysox
      @naysox 4 роки тому +2

      @@Isleofskye The Day Today, Brass Eye and (if you want to go really obscure) Jam are all good and star a lot of the same cast. Spaced is also great if you haven't seen it.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks Nathan

    • @defragsbin
      @defragsbin 4 роки тому

      @@Isleofskye Blue Jam is also worth a look -- it's the radio forerunner to Jam and it's possibly the best thing Chris Morris ever made.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 4 роки тому

      Thanks m8 ! Although I forgot the very ending when those 3 West Highland Terrier puppies came out. I used to have 4 of them together and they were wonderful :)

  • @cgavin1
    @cgavin1 4 роки тому +32

    This is a perfect metaphor for democracy.

  • @PsychedelicGoo
    @PsychedelicGoo 11 місяців тому +6

    Surely he ended up spending more on taxi fares, airline fares and puppies than it would have cost him to pay their bonus!

  • @telera88
    @telera88 3 роки тому +11

    english movie editors are so clever and creative, especially in comedy, love this sketch :)

  • @tomwright4969
    @tomwright4969 3 роки тому +8

    NHS: So about that £350 million Boris johnson: 1:08

  • @MVahag
    @MVahag 11 місяців тому +2

    That was some solid juggling skill

  • @zeeox
    @zeeox 2 роки тому +14

    The editing in each 'escape' section is just superb.

    • @razzledazzle84921
      @razzledazzle84921 11 місяців тому +2

      Shades of the fast-paced travelling montages in Hot Fuzz.

    • @zeeox
      @zeeox 11 місяців тому

      @@razzledazzle84921 - probably the same people (Big Train having come first of course).

  • @neilgodfrey2669
    @neilgodfrey2669 4 роки тому +17

    You can tell Edgar Wright directed this. Same sort of quick cut editing when simon pegg describes his plan in Shaun of the Dead

    • @Gretchluver1
      @Gretchluver1 3 роки тому +7

      Actually this was directed by Graham Linehan.

  • @mariekeboelaert8899
    @mariekeboelaert8899 5 років тому +3

    Magnificent!

  • @apexmarbella2321
    @apexmarbella2321 Рік тому +4

    Never gets old (2022).

  • @liam-lh2nm
    @liam-lh2nm 4 роки тому +22

    This is Parliament doing brexit 😂

  • @milowagon
    @milowagon 4 роки тому +8

    I think I worked for that guy in the 80's.

  • @storiesreadaloud5635
    @storiesreadaloud5635 Рік тому +2

    For everyone talking about the plane, it's part of the joke. But okay, it's the end of the month each time, and he leaves where he stays for work, goes back to his main home ob the isle of man or wherever from the office in london. Some execs do that.

  • @37Dionysos
    @37Dionysos 2 роки тому

    Sums it all up rather nicely!

  • @neildempster2827
    @neildempster2827 4 роки тому +3

    😂 Superb.

  • @keinpietz7697
    @keinpietz7697 2 роки тому +1

    "Essential skills for those in charge of countries"

  • @benjaminwheaton9919
    @benjaminwheaton9919 3 роки тому +3

    Who here in 2021

  • @elovek-rm5jd
    @elovek-rm5jd 5 років тому +1

    Последний эпизод супер!

  • @MyPrasad1984
    @MyPrasad1984 4 роки тому +1

    Thats creative writing for U coming from the slice of life

  • @BazColne
    @BazColne 4 роки тому +1

    Lovely.

  • @chriswilliams8493
    @chriswilliams8493 6 років тому +28

    classic comedy nothing like this around no more

    • @ryanjarvis9414
      @ryanjarvis9414 5 років тому +3

      WRONG

    • @Sawrattan
      @Sawrattan 5 років тому +4

      Funnily enough this is exactly the kind of dark comedy that the older generation hated at the time.

    • @DAN420.
      @DAN420. 4 роки тому +2

      @@Sawrattan This was never considered Dark comedy you fucking moron. Stop posting utter bullshit.

    • @Sicram
      @Sicram 4 роки тому

      Wrong. I've got two words for you... Mrs... Brown's... Boys.

    • @bobblehat6603
      @bobblehat6603 4 роки тому +1

      @@Sicram That's three words

  • @lordlucan66
    @lordlucan66 4 роки тому +2

    This looks like a brilliant take on an old Marty Feldman sketch.

    • @johnanthonyp
      @johnanthonyp Рік тому

      I remember that! The mediocre guy who is secretly an international playboy after he meekly says goodnight to his wife at bedtime. Hilarious.

  • @marcuswalters8093
    @marcuswalters8093 3 роки тому +3

    Mark: I was wondering, guys...is there a way of showing off my various skills? Like, maybe if we could do a sketch or something...?

  • @bendevvanve
    @bendevvanve 8 місяців тому

    Big Brain Move: "New Listing: Three Adorable Puppies For Sale: Cost = 1 bonus amount"

  • @Sunlight70
    @Sunlight70 3 роки тому +1

    Shalom!!

  • @troygaspard6732
    @troygaspard6732 Рік тому

    A drawer of puppies, that was even better.

  • @misstakenot9582
    @misstakenot9582 3 роки тому +2

    A pity it was posted in the wrong aspect ratio.

  • @Rhewin
    @Rhewin 4 роки тому +1

    What’s funny to me is that he did seem to be doing an actual card trick. I could follow a couple of sleights. Almost sad they planted a card!

  • @nathanmciver6496
    @nathanmciver6496 2 роки тому

    Yup! They always remember the exact times right? Oh ya, now me! how did he get back to his office?

  • @hasannaomir.3037
    @hasannaomir.3037 6 років тому +6

    But he was really doing it, though!!!!!!!!

    • @danieljamesmead
      @danieljamesmead 5 років тому

      HASAN NAOMI nah, photoshop

    • @rainblaze.
      @rainblaze. 4 роки тому

      HASAN NAOMI R.
      yes he was mark heap started of as a street performer

  • @TeaAtTwo2
    @TeaAtTwo2 4 роки тому +8

    If that juggling bit was real then I am impressed

  • @s.i1905
    @s.i1905 Рік тому +2

    That’s how the world actually works … we are being played every time we want our normal rights …

  • @steparko23
    @steparko23 4 місяці тому

    Guys got one set of clothes 🤣

  • @rahulpaul3197
    @rahulpaul3197 3 місяці тому

    I'd any day take one of those puppies instead of a productivity bonus.

  • @curiousgemini
    @curiousgemini 5 років тому +7

    He should run for office.

    • @watercolourmark
      @watercolourmark 5 років тому +2

      George A - well these are Trump’s tactics; he’ll pull a Russia out his back pocket, juggle some hookers and has a drawer of sweet alibis.

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 Рік тому

      Run!

  • @SuperBobbster
    @SuperBobbster 11 місяців тому

    The world was a much better place when this was made

  • @ArcanePath360
    @ArcanePath360 Рік тому

    The amount he spent on flights and taxi fares he could have just paid them, lol

  • @juzervasi2000
    @juzervasi2000 3 роки тому

    The saying is : he is full of tricks.

  • @markkennedy9767
    @markkennedy9767 Рік тому +2

    It's amazing the talent here. Not much like this nowadays.

  • @KhanivoreQniba
    @KhanivoreQniba 5 років тому +1

    This type of avoidance STILL exists. Bastards.

  • @alzeNL
    @alzeNL 4 роки тому +1

    did they ever get the bonus, or settle on the puppies ?

  • @o_skinner8
    @o_skinner8 2 роки тому

    Anyone else realise this is Jim from Friday night dinner

  • @SirCraigius
    @SirCraigius 3 роки тому

    Surely the cost of all those taxi and plane fares would cost more than the money he owes them...

  • @richarddunne9802
    @richarddunne9802 4 роки тому +6

    Haha, I always wonder how much he must have spent on flights, and where did he go?

    • @spaceswan2605
      @spaceswan2605 Рік тому

      Plot twist.
      The office was in the plane.

  • @dracov6664
    @dracov6664 2 роки тому

    Tu byłem. Tony Halik 2021.

  • @alanoneill3065
    @alanoneill3065 Рік тому

    ah, but, those puppies, eh!

  • @Timrath
    @Timrath 4 роки тому +4

    This brings up memories of how my boss conned me out of 2 years worth of wages. :-(

    • @SirCraigius
      @SirCraigius 2 роки тому +2

      Drawer full of puppies? Gets you every time =/

  • @williamsands5519
    @williamsands5519 4 роки тому

    Who is the actress in this sketch?
    Incidentally I'm an amateur juggler and I am going to steal some of these moves that I don't know.

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 7 років тому +46

    With the amount he would have spent on taxi fairs, flight tickets, juggling lessons and puppies, wouldn't it have been simpler and cheaper just to pay their wages?

    • @pw6288
      @pw6288 6 років тому +32

      its a joke

    • @ilikethisnamebetter
      @ilikethisnamebetter 6 років тому +13

      But sadly, the decline in people's ability to punctuate isn't.

    • @AapoJoki
      @AapoJoki 5 років тому +10

      It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.

    • @rodgey1
      @rodgey1 5 років тому +2

      No, He's quite right. If you take the price of three taxi's at £20 a time then the flight out of the country and back, let's say £450, then the return flight back or possibly an overnight stay......

    • @charlieshandie
      @charlieshandie 5 років тому +2

      Do the math dave. Conway has a valid point.

  • @nathanmciver6496
    @nathanmciver6496 2 роки тому

    😊

  • @rooty
    @rooty Рік тому

    They're just ordinary oranges lol

  • @mandarian87
    @mandarian87 4 роки тому +1

    So did he take a jet back to his office or...

  • @garywilson177
    @garywilson177 4 роки тому +1

    TBH, the puppies would completely satisfy my demands. I'd work overtime if I was given a puppy at the end of it

  • @Kelly14UK
    @Kelly14UK 4 роки тому

    Lol

  • @rainblaze.
    @rainblaze. 3 роки тому +3

    If you think this is funny just remember.
    Those puppies are dead now
    TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @crinihendrix1350
    @crinihendrix1350 4 роки тому

    Keeping the gullible masses distracted and obedient.

  • @quentincompson2181
    @quentincompson2181 4 роки тому +21

    This is basically how modern capitalism works.

    • @trollop_7
      @trollop_7 4 роки тому +2

      'Modern', you say?

    • @thazgaz1000
      @thazgaz1000 4 роки тому +1

      Better than work by gunpoint commie. Capitalism: deciding who is smart and who is poor.

    • @trollop_7
      @trollop_7 4 роки тому +1

      It's the law of the juggle.

    • @peanuts2105
      @peanuts2105 4 роки тому +5

      Dont be a twat

    • @defragsbin
      @defragsbin 4 роки тому +2

      "Our wages have fallen 6% in real terms over the last 5 years"
      "lads, they're maybe going to put a ping-pong table in the break room!"

  • @silverwindspirit
    @silverwindspirit 3 роки тому

    This show is hilarious! Is this the U.K. version of SNL and Kids In The Hall?

  • @justbreakingballs
    @justbreakingballs 4 роки тому +3

    Those two should be fired for telling their poor daughter they were killed and making her attend a fake funeral.

  • @beast-master2094
    @beast-master2094 3 роки тому

    Trick one time shame on you.
    Trick me two times, keep the blame on you.
    Trick me three times F*ck the peace sign☮️, let it ran on you.

  • @thetruth156real3
    @thetruth156real3 8 місяців тому

    I don’t know why he has to leave the country every time, or how he gets back in time the next morning, couldn’t he just go home or have a coffee in the snack bar?

    • @lighthunt
      @lighthunt  8 місяців тому +3

      Yes he can. But if you don't get it why he does what he does, then that's the reason why you probably never get to write a good comedy sketch screenplay. No offense bro ;-)

    • @thetruth156real3
      @thetruth156real3 8 місяців тому

      @@lighthunt Do you write good comedy sketches, do you have to write good comedy sketches to understand good comedy sketches, there can’t be a very big audience of good comedy sketches if that’s the case?

    • @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549
      @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 3 місяці тому +1

      @@thetruth156real3are you autistic?

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 3 місяці тому

      imagine being so dense....

    • @thetruth156real3
      @thetruth156real3 3 місяці тому

      @@Kris.G 😂👍

  • @trollop_7
    @trollop_7 4 роки тому +1

    So ... did they get the money they were due?

  • @smpgeek
    @smpgeek 4 роки тому +1

    Similar joke in The Other Guys

  • @marknewbold2583
    @marknewbold2583 Рік тому

    *sigh* another man

  • @du1987de
    @du1987de 5 років тому +9

    There is a high chance that those puppies have died of old age.

  • @rossdixon5405
    @rossdixon5405 6 років тому +7

    And what would of been funny about them gettin paid

  • @stevehughes240
    @stevehughes240 6 місяців тому +1

    The Office is crap compared to this.

  • @Nautilus1972
    @Nautilus1972 4 роки тому

    There was a lot of cocaine being taken at Big Train meetings. So little of the material was actually funny.

    • @3chords490
      @3chords490 3 роки тому +1

      Nautilus1972 Each to his own I guess. I thought it was great

  • @greg0uk
    @greg0uk Рік тому

    Those dogs are dead now.