Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Trial Cold Open - SNL

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  • @Koofy
    @Koofy 2 роки тому +19715

    I can't believe the actual trial is funnier than the scripted SNL skit...

    • @NyolateAMV
      @NyolateAMV 2 роки тому +666

      Was SNL ever funny?

    • @Pack-Man199
      @Pack-Man199 2 роки тому +414

      @@NyolateAMV yeah when Eddie murphy was there

    • @irishscout
      @irishscout 2 роки тому +242

      @@Pack-Man199 and Norm 🙏🏻

    • @Pack-Man199
      @Pack-Man199 2 роки тому +90

      @@irishscout you mean Turd Ferguson? 😋😋 oh! no pun intended

    • @Ruralfloridatours
      @Ruralfloridatours 2 роки тому +80

      @@irishscout rip norm funniest person of all time

  • @calmingvoice8646
    @calmingvoice8646 2 роки тому +14298

    They could have literally just reenacted the part about the muffins word for word and it would have been funnier.

    • @magali.bazzano
      @magali.bazzano 2 роки тому +289

      I agree 100%. So many aspects of the trial that could have been taken word by word from the defense side. Shame on you, SNL!!

    • @nohemicruz7897
      @nohemicruz7897 2 роки тому +162

      They literally could have done that part and added the muffin man song.

    • @cynthiaheber9781
      @cynthiaheber9781 2 роки тому +122

      Or the My dog steppped on a bee.

    • @sterlingw3611
      @sterlingw3611 2 роки тому

      The comments are funnier than the skit!.... Please just die SNL.

    • @fernandillo9097
      @fernandillo9097 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Yx6pnuZp9EY/v-deo.html

  • @clevelandbci9562
    @clevelandbci9562 2 роки тому +3361

    When it started: *"Yes, this is the skit we've been waiting on!!"*
    When it ended: *"I coulda waited longer."*

    • @Vinh1949
      @Vinh1949 2 роки тому +1

      Just curious is coulda short for could of?

    • @charitydavid9540
      @charitydavid9540 2 роки тому +17

      Technically it's short for could have

    • @tristan7844
      @tristan7844 2 роки тому +13

      I was so excited..then I am like never watching SNL EVER EVER AGAIN

    • @tyworley
      @tyworley 2 роки тому +3

      You could just watch the trial

    • @droid327
      @droid327 2 роки тому +2

      @@Vinh1949 No, its most definitely not

  • @siosio6935
    @siosio6935 2 роки тому +964

    The funniest part was when Kenan said “Damn I hate this job” because of how much he sounded like he meant it

    • @TomSomniac
      @TomSomniac 2 роки тому +12

      Kenan didn't day that

    • @ninavadnere4037
      @ninavadnere4037 2 роки тому +5

      this made me laugh when the entire sketch could not

    • @JustinDAMusic
      @JustinDAMusic 11 місяців тому +2

      It wasn't Kenan who said that and the guy who said it wasn't convincing either .

    • @ostepop001
      @ostepop001 9 місяців тому

      @@JustinDAMusic Yes. It was.

    • @ostepop001
      @ostepop001 7 місяців тому +3

      @@CynicalDelightxXx Yes, it's at 2:35 - 2:38, Kenan clearly says: "Tasha! ... Damn I hate this job." Clean out your goddamn ears.

  • @lukemartin2476
    @lukemartin2476 2 роки тому +6935

    This skit will go down in SNL history as one of their biggest missed opportunities.

    • @mrchopsticks3
      @mrchopsticks3 2 роки тому +178

      Just like the Will Smith slap sketch. It seemed like they rushed it and it was a major fail.

    • @angieherrera1850
      @angieherrera1850 2 роки тому +86

      They are not funny. 😢

    • @judywidener3039
      @judywidener3039 2 роки тому +45

      Similar to the ridiculous media coverage, l think they were told to tiptoe through the tulips. It was dissapointing. I'll stick to watching the real thing

    • @douglaswilcher7478
      @douglaswilcher7478 2 роки тому +16

      @@BigMac-jr4th just his first year in office is enough material for a decade worth of skits

    • @isayuhSixersGuy
      @isayuhSixersGuy 2 роки тому +5

      @@mrchopsticks3 Nah, that one was good. But I agree, this sketch feels rushed

  • @JA-yz9nm
    @JA-yz9nm 2 роки тому +448

    When she said “how much more of this video do we have to watch?” I was thinking the same thing with this sketch…this was brutal to watch

    • @chanelv5373
      @chanelv5373 2 роки тому +11

      I know! Wasn’t funny at all.

  • @Ohsolovely2
    @Ohsolovely2 2 роки тому +14816

    This sketch had so much potential but the writers dropped the ball. SO much to work with

    • @roostersideburns3440
      @roostersideburns3440 2 роки тому

      seems everyone is in agreement.. almost 90% of people believe amber heard is a sociopath and her lawyers are awful

    • @JasonHauser125
      @JasonHauser125 2 роки тому +440

      Agreed. They could have ripped it up so good, but this wasn't funny at all.

    • @joanagomes3259
      @joanagomes3259 2 роки тому +45

      I agree

    • @showbizroxs
      @showbizroxs 2 роки тому +329

      This show is liberal and will not pass judgment on the woman no matter how delusional she is lol

    • @rickandteribedell4350
      @rickandteribedell4350 2 роки тому +179

      Yeah was a shitty sketch. Can't believe they open with it.

  • @Khushi-Shah
    @Khushi-Shah Рік тому +367

    They really had "my dog stepped on a bee" right in their fûcking corner and this is the best they came up with.

  • @i.l.m.5129
    @i.l.m.5129 2 роки тому +8835

    There are literally hundreds of TikToks about this trial that are funnier than this cold open.

    • @z6886
      @z6886 2 роки тому +37

      Same thought I had.

    • @joshbaskin8266
      @joshbaskin8266 2 роки тому

      Is My Music 🔥 Or 🗑??? Let Me Know🤷🏼‍♂️ ua-cam.com/video/3BHustPK7nI/v-deo.html

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 2 роки тому +38

      I refuse to watch Tik Tok shit

    • @z6886
      @z6886 2 роки тому +41

      @@SuperPeterok they have more humor than this

    • @aguilacec
      @aguilacec 2 роки тому +2

      So right!!

  • @seajaimiller1133
    @seajaimiller1133 2 роки тому +5784

    The fact that the “Real” trial is funnier then this skit is hilarious.

    • @bondi-e2s
      @bondi-e2s 2 роки тому +12

      really, you're watching it?

    • @supahmariostyle
      @supahmariostyle 2 роки тому +12

      @@bondi-e2s Exactly lol

    • @DrDeathpwnsu
      @DrDeathpwnsu 2 роки тому +57

      SNL was like, how do we make this funny when it's already funny and decided they would go with not funny. Some writer somewhere was like we could have them find the poop, and then the other writer was like yeah, but should we actually make it funny? And the first writer says, not so funny but more of a funny-esque, we're talking about poop so that will work, we'll get that guy Keenan to be the one who comes in and over reacts to it too because he's silly. Funny-esque.

    • @DrDeathpwnsu
      @DrDeathpwnsu 2 роки тому +8

      To their credit, topical+poop+Kenan is a solid backup plan if you're all out of funny ideas. It's just, they went with the backup plan.

    • @sabevabg
      @sabevabg 2 роки тому +1

      Absolutely great comment.

  • @janetclaireSays
    @janetclaireSays 2 роки тому +18761

    I sense that they were so terrified to do the wrong thing with this sketch and be criticised, that they dropped the ball on making it funny.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 роки тому +483

      It feels like a topic that you just don’t do if it’s that much of a concern. Like “if you have to ask, don’t”

    • @ismarwinkelman5648
      @ismarwinkelman5648 2 роки тому +132

      That’s what they always do

    • @sybotrybo1609
      @sybotrybo1609 2 роки тому +9

      yeh

    • @ct5625
      @ct5625 2 роки тому +311

      Yep. Notice they didn't even mention the massive meme opportunity of her dog stepping on a bee?
      They clearly sht the bed on this one lol

    • @sybotrybo1609
      @sybotrybo1609 2 роки тому +97

      @@ct5625 yeah, and muffins, amica cream, the lot

  • @justinboros2834
    @justinboros2834 2 роки тому +85

    5 Minutes of my life that I will never ever get back. Thanks SNL.

    • @diegoperez4224
      @diegoperez4224 Місяць тому

      plus the time that took you to scroll down and cry about it.

    • @justinboros2834
      @justinboros2834 Місяць тому

      @@diegoperez4224 Pot... meet kettle.

  • @2xoliverontwitch592
    @2xoliverontwitch592 2 роки тому +839

    it’s bad when the actual thing has more jokes/is funnier than the snl sketch

    • @YesLikeTheMermaid
      @YesLikeTheMermaid 2 роки тому +1

      This

    • @Aamonnater
      @Aamonnater 2 роки тому +4

      The word “more” implies the snl sketch was funny at all

    • @Riclmnopp
      @Riclmnopp 2 роки тому

      Your profile pic is funnier than this sketch.

  • @JeanPaulBeaubier
    @JeanPaulBeaubier 2 роки тому +7068

    I don't get the impression that anyone who wrote this was actually really watching the trial

    • @joeschmo2784
      @joeschmo2784 2 роки тому +117

      No, because these are normal people with careers and families and they don’t have time to watch the entirety of some bullshit celebrity trial.

    • @SlipperyBannana
      @SlipperyBannana 2 роки тому +511

      @@joeschmo2784 normal people with families are watching the trial. If it’s your job to make jokes on current events, it would be helpful to actually watch them happen.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 2 роки тому

      I doubt that anyone who believes Depp is watching anything but UA-cam drama channels, memes, and tabloid media outlets seeking the engagement of incels and the bot accounts spreading Depp's PR narrative.

    • @SlipperyBannana
      @SlipperyBannana 2 роки тому +23

      @@carolyntalbot947 That is simply untrue if you actually watch the case. It seems like you are guilty of your own accusations.

    • @terynb4407
      @terynb4407 2 роки тому +85

      @@joeschmo2784 ? I just watched highlights of the trail. Like it ain't that hard to understand what's going on 🤣

  • @lee.is.here1
    @lee.is.here1 2 роки тому +5589

    Man...they completely missed the mark on the lawyers from Amber's side. One of them literally objected to their own question.

    • @Maluhiaaloha24
      @Maluhiaaloha24 2 роки тому +57

      Yeeessss! That was hilarious 😂

    • @loyalwar658
      @loyalwar658 2 роки тому +41

      Have you seen the news articles since AH fired her old PR team.
      Despite the trial being completely televised, news articles are still on AH’s side.

    • @WesGryllz
      @WesGryllz 2 роки тому +20

      They don’t even try to imitate Depp, he just says yup and my cleaning lady like he normally would. I wish this show was a joke, that would be funny

    • @lachicoblanco
      @lachicoblanco 2 роки тому +23

      @@dzenacs2011 this just isn’t true.

    • @johnborrini4623
      @johnborrini4623 2 роки тому +24

      yeah, the really made Heards Lawyers look MUCH smarter than they are in real life lol

  • @laurenc2976
    @laurenc2976 2 роки тому +520

    So easy to watch this without laughing.

  • @lmaoqasim
    @lmaoqasim 2 роки тому +2885

    That moment the actual entire trial is funnier than this sketch.

    • @tk20channel
      @tk20channel 2 роки тому +33

      Hahaha, great point. I definitely laughed more while watching the regular trial. Oh, and the "stepped on a bee" Tik Tokers...

    • @VanessaHolguin
      @VanessaHolguin 2 роки тому +29

      Or, another way to put it... that moment when everything else in the universe other than SNL is funnier than SNL.

    • @zedalba
      @zedalba 2 роки тому +1

      Including the breaks.

    • @louhortonsculpture
      @louhortonsculpture 2 роки тому +8

      My favorite real line they could have just copied was Jonny’s reaction to the turd! “It was so outside…so bizarre…and so grotesque… I had to laugh”

    • @env0x
      @env0x 2 роки тому +9

      they took something that was naturally hilarious and made it PC and unfunny

  • @kristasimpson0
    @kristasimpson0 2 роки тому +4117

    Did a team of writers really gather together and agree that this is good enough to air? 😅

    • @Silent_Shadow
      @Silent_Shadow 2 роки тому +107

      I ask that question about every skit they do. The shit ain't funny.

    • @JoeTakagi00
      @JoeTakagi00 2 роки тому +13

      @@Silent_Shadow I thought the Sean Spicer ones were good

    • @Allyourbase1990
      @Allyourbase1990 2 роки тому +44

      This show hasn’t been funny since the 90s

    • @ToneTraveler
      @ToneTraveler 2 роки тому

      SNL, ACLU, Me Too, Feminist Groups all seem to want to ignore this one “exception” where a Man was actually abused until a Jury verdict?? It’s amazing at how stone cold dismissive of reality they are to fit a narrative that was so profitable. It’s not like admitting you were totally fooled by that one co actor in Pineapple Express. I get it; embarrassed to admit they were wrong…kinda like Ambuser Heard.

    • @mbrady67
      @mbrady67 2 роки тому +24

      Sadly. Worst celebrity impersonation I’ve seen in a while, dude looked like Andy samberg and sam Rockwell had a baby.

  • @pegah_di
    @pegah_di 2 роки тому +4019

    I laughed a lot more watching the actual trial.

    • @ianlerner6092
      @ianlerner6092 2 роки тому +51

      i laughed more at this comment than the video

    • @luxi378
      @luxi378 2 роки тому +23

      @@ianlerner6092 and i actually laughed more at your comment. ...jesus, what's up with american comedy. is this it? this isn't it...

    • @justafan5269
      @justafan5269 2 роки тому +14

      @@luxi378 SNL hasn’t been funny for a long time

    • @turdferguson4861
      @turdferguson4861 2 роки тому +3

      Big same

    • @Itskenny-
      @Itskenny- 2 роки тому +3

      Me too

  • @anitaspencer1734
    @anitaspencer1734 Рік тому +131

    Not only did someone originally pitch the idea for this sketch, thinking it was funny, but then people also had to collectively decide that it was a good idea to make it happen. Some people worked to write it, and then some of them even decided to act it out in front of a live audience, and potentially to millions of others across the world. And they all said "Yes, this is a GOOD idea". That's the minimum of all the layers that sketch had to go through before it got to us.

    • @Internet_Enjoyer
      @Internet_Enjoyer 11 місяців тому +1

      wtf are you saying. this is still one of the worst sketches ever.

    • @michaels9666
      @michaels9666 11 місяців тому +2

      I dont understand what the problem is with the sketch, everyone here is vague af

    • @Vernors
      @Vernors 8 місяців тому +7

      @@Internet_Enjoyerhe’s agreeing with you. He’s saying that this skit is horrible. Re read his comment.

    • @Vernors
      @Vernors 8 місяців тому +4

      @@michaels9666it’s not funny, and they had sooo much source material to work with and we ended up with this. Did you laugh? I had a straight face the entire time.

  • @danirizary6926
    @danirizary6926 2 роки тому +8208

    I wouldn't have thought they could make the Heard Depp trial boring, but they found a way.

  • @foxyp00
    @foxyp00 2 роки тому +200

    Goes to show that SNL can make literally anything unfunny

  • @HearMeowt_YT
    @HearMeowt_YT 2 роки тому +6814

    How did they manage to not take advantage of the pure comedy gold presented by the defense

    • @roostersideburns3440
      @roostersideburns3440 2 роки тому +60

      they screwed up

    • @durrclips746
      @durrclips746 2 роки тому +89

      It's SNL

    • @showbizroxs
      @showbizroxs 2 роки тому +192

      Because this show is liberal and will not pass judgment on the woman no matter how delusional she is lol

    • @kwizzledizzle4513
      @kwizzledizzle4513 2 роки тому +106

      Because that would mean they would also have to satirize Amber Heard... and that of course would be.....patriarchy...🤷‍♂️

    • @SM-ce1uy
      @SM-ce1uy 2 роки тому +7

      you mean the defense who are only doing their JOB

  • @andrewrai5752
    @andrewrai5752 2 роки тому +202

    The real trial was waaaay more funnier and entertaining!

    • @teddybearroosevelt1847
      @teddybearroosevelt1847 Рік тому +1

      Well, what are they supposed to do? A bunch of wokesters now have to do a bit on something that just proves that after all women aren’t always right and men aren’t always part of the patriarchy?

    • @Cukito4
      @Cukito4 Рік тому +6

      More funnier? Really?

    • @treystephens6166
      @treystephens6166 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Cukito4just rich people complaining.

  • @Knightfall.
    @Knightfall. 2 роки тому +1456

    When the actual trial is funnier than the SNL skit. Current day SNL, everyone 🤷‍♂️

    • @bluecrystalpalace
      @bluecrystalpalace 2 роки тому +29

      Exactly SNL is so f*cking corny. I just don't understand how they've been on the air this long! it's one of the 8th wonders of the world they're 90% corny and have amusing skits 8% and an actual funny one 2% of the time.

    • @irippiri2847
      @irippiri2847 2 роки тому +12

      SNL fell off

    • @chikato7106
      @chikato7106 2 роки тому +10

      I wish we still had MadTV it was always better than SNL.

    • @Knightfall.
      @Knightfall. 2 роки тому

      @@irippiri2847 years ago

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab 2 роки тому +3

      @@bluecrystalpalace TV PROGRAMMING listen closely to the stories they tell you about first… Jan 6th… Russ helicopters… etc

  • @hutch1197
    @hutch1197 2 роки тому +1224

    An entire team of writers was handed some of the easiest material in the world, and they wrote a 5-minute skit about smelling poop. I would have fired them just for the idea.

    • @cernstormrunner7263
      @cernstormrunner7263 2 роки тому +20

      @@corvey I mean the whole tape excerpt is black and Mexican stereotypes

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 2 роки тому

      @@corvey Surprising not

    • @AnoNymous-dh2sv
      @AnoNymous-dh2sv 2 роки тому +27

      @@corvey Why is that REVERSE racism? It's racism. Reverse would mean anti-racist.

    • @werallgonnadi3035
      @werallgonnadi3035 2 роки тому +4

      @@corvey every scat video I have ever seen involved 2 white people. Explain that.

    • @marilynshelton2371
      @marilynshelton2371 2 роки тому +1

      Boring.

  • @ToonCraftAnimation
    @ToonCraftAnimation 2 роки тому +1594

    Wow lol... Having so much material from the actual trial THIS is what they came up with? 🤣

    • @starbright144
      @starbright144 2 роки тому +22

      Right? Amica? Muffin man? My dog stepped on a bee? I mean? 🤔 but go after the victim.

    • @OneJumpMan33
      @OneJumpMan33 2 роки тому +20

      Well all they want to do is make the trial look like a joke. They want us to think Johnny is a joke. It's sad that this is how they deal with a man coming forth about his abuse

    • @heatherramaekers7178
      @heatherramaekers7178 2 роки тому +3

      @@OneJumpMan33 they're both narcissists. the writers wanted to come off as someone with a life who isn't glued unhealthily to a clown show celebrity trial. someone who only found out about the trial via unwanted recommendations on their social media. anyone siding with either of them needs to focus back on their own life. neither of them are victims and they both deserve each other.

    • @tll_anonymous4174
      @tll_anonymous4174 2 роки тому +1

      Oh hey Moy, fancy seeing you here

    • @levene_c098
      @levene_c098 2 роки тому

      If you actually believe that none of them are victims then you need to do more research. You sound about as educated as a chair lawyer right now. (And if you don’t know what those are, it’s the fake lawyers of social media that suddenly have PhD’s and Doctorates in body analysis and law).

  • @WillPreston3D
    @WillPreston3D 8 місяців тому +20

    its a good job they put a laughter track over this

    • @lindajones2142
      @lindajones2142 5 місяців тому +3

      This comment made me laugh more than the sketch

  • @texpdx
    @texpdx 2 роки тому +3667

    I really thought they would have done better with this. There’s been so much to work with.

    • @zari2662
      @zari2662 2 роки тому +138

      My thoughts exactly. They could have went in so many better/other directions.

    • @sarahcoletti6946
      @sarahcoletti6946 2 роки тому +93

      I think they might be waiting til a bit later in the trial, just in case, for legal purposes.

    • @neiloch
      @neiloch 2 роки тому +137

      I know, right? They really shit the bed with this cold open.

    • @dalnim4294
      @dalnim4294 2 роки тому +49

      Honestly, the actual trial has so many ridiculous moments that it's tough to satirize it.

    • @aaronvirdee5813
      @aaronvirdee5813 2 роки тому +7

      maybe this will carry on (being cold open) for a few weeks like the trial

  • @BareBandSubscription
    @BareBandSubscription 2 роки тому +505

    As someone else here said, SNL, *if you’re too scared to call her out, don’t even bother.*

    • @johndough5192
      @johndough5192 2 роки тому +16

      It’s just SNL is not funny anymore. They haven’t been funny in DECADES. I am so confused as to who laughs or even watches this crap. The writers of this show try way to hard and fail miserably. I haven’t so much as cracked a smile to anything that’s been on this show in the past 20 years.

    • @jeffreyali1456
      @jeffreyali1456 2 роки тому +1

      @@johndough5192 some of their ads are funny as hell, but for the most part, it really isn’t all that funny anymore

    • @ersendal2466
      @ersendal2466 2 роки тому +1

      yeah its not funny anymore .and i live in middle east..

    • @julkap4190
      @julkap4190 2 роки тому +4

      I was hoping that this will be about Amber Heard or that at least they would make fun of both of them and not just Johny (who maybe deserves a small amount of roast for those smiles but not that much). But no, they disappointed me very much. It's not even that funny. And I'm angry that they made Amber to look like she is the victim. SHE CUT OFF HIS FINGER!!!!

    • @Venezia41
      @Venezia41 2 роки тому

      Exactly

  • @joniheisenberg6691
    @joniheisenberg6691 2 роки тому +1257

    Love every time in the actual trial when Johnny Depp makes a point of calling out the lawyer “ yes, Mr. Rottenborn.”

  • @PassionateFlower
    @PassionateFlower 6 місяців тому +17

    0:13 I feel personally called out😂

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      @TySmith-fs3yr 5 місяців тому

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    • @justingorman4804
      @justingorman4804 Місяць тому

      You should. Msnbc is nothing but propaganda trash

  • @BobLoblaw23
    @BobLoblaw23 2 роки тому +163

    They really defending amber heard? Making her legal team look competent.

    • @heatherramaekers7178
      @heatherramaekers7178 2 роки тому

      didn't seem like they were defending amber Heard, seemed like they called her a crazy bitch who cuts off fingers and poops on beds and also that Johnny probably has a history of pissing off crazy bitches. I think they nailed it right in the head, sorry it was too abridged for most, not everyone watches the trial.

    • @RedFactionMedia
      @RedFactionMedia 2 роки тому +16

      Yeah that's the most WTF part here. It comes off as bitter and delusional.

  • @Riclmnopp
    @Riclmnopp 2 роки тому +2489

    The actual trial is funnier than this sketch.

    • @Woodsaras
      @Woodsaras 2 роки тому +20

      Exactly.

    • @MM-qp4pd
      @MM-qp4pd 2 роки тому +2

      Any news on the Ghislaine Maxwell trial??

    • @Majf0821
      @Majf0821 2 роки тому +1

      I was just about to comment this

    • @realtalk37851
      @realtalk37851 2 роки тому +1

      Yall repeat the same comments smh

    • @MarceloRomero360
      @MarceloRomero360 2 роки тому +1

      @@MM-qp4pd That case is done. She's just waiting sentencing.

  • @youngwoochung88
    @youngwoochung88 2 роки тому +831

    Let's list all the missed opportunities.
    I'll start.
    - 'Objection hearsay' whenever johnny opens his mouth
    - Objecting to own question
    - dog stepped on a bee
    - Dirty carpet
    - Muffins

    • @mc-rn8ro
      @mc-rn8ro 2 роки тому +48

      Heard’s lawyer coining the phrase “mega-pint”
      Elon Musk nope-ing out of the whole mess even though he was originally scheduled to testify for the defense
      Heard most likely doing coke while on the stand
      Heard’s constant doodling and random staring

    • @jaxsmith1204
      @jaxsmith1204 2 роки тому +24

      Yeah. The TikTok voiceovers of people reenacting the dirty carpet scene with the jar of cocaine were funnier than this skit lol. SNL writers tried too hard not to offend Amber's side (had no problem portraying Johnny as a smarmy villain though, strangely) and it completely takes the humor out of it bc this trial is so iconic BECAUSE of how one sided it is and watching a pathological liar (Amber) at work. You can't just ride the "very fine people on both sides haha poop funny" punchline. In doing so, they made a mockery of the real victim, but were too scared to even cast someone to play the abuser.

    • @ah1106onps3
      @ah1106onps3 2 роки тому +22

      -Amber Heard posing for a crying photo on the stand with her new PR manager
      -Johnny Depp getting angry at his lawyer for eating his gummy bears
      -Mr. Rottenborn asking a witness about Johnny Depp's penis
      -Alpacas

    • @ah1106onps3
      @ah1106onps3 2 роки тому +28

      Oh and the vaping witness who drives away during his deposition

    • @444onthefloor
      @444onthefloor 2 роки тому

      -“good morning mr. ROTTEN-BORN”
      -Elaine going off on a rant about ambers “p***y while questioning witness
      - “his eyes were bLaCk!!! They were BLACK!!@!@!”
      -Witness who vaped in the car and started driving away
      - 1 million alpacas 🦙
      -Ambers insane facial expressions/bad acting movie monologue-like testimony
      - fake crying/Patting forehead instead of eyes with a dry tissue

  • @SH-ok7ov
    @SH-ok7ov 2 роки тому +52

    Me watching the trial:😅😭🤣🪦
    Me watching this skit of the trial:😐😑

  • @Ris-vulpis
    @Ris-vulpis 2 роки тому +5570

    This feels as well written and acted as a sophomore year highschool drama class project. You really could have done so much more.

    • @angelhr79
      @angelhr79 2 роки тому +125

      They must have gotten acting classes from the same woman Amber Heard did.

    • @andrewmaddox2889
      @andrewmaddox2889 2 роки тому +30

      And thats being generous

    • @04dram04
      @04dram04 2 роки тому +32

      Because people don't watch SNL anymore

    • @nicestguyinhouse6112
      @nicestguyinhouse6112 2 роки тому +23

      I honestly thought the exact same, could of been done at drama class in 4th year made up in an hour and acted out the next hour.
      Honestly these comedians need to stop getting paid so they need actual good material

    • @Bran_Redmaw
      @Bran_Redmaw 2 роки тому +16

      That's not fair no matter what they did it won't be funnier than the trial

  • @theVillageofBri
    @theVillageofBri 2 роки тому +5446

    The real satire is how they portrayed Amber's lawyer as the competent one 😂

  • @Riclmnopp
    @Riclmnopp 2 роки тому +1034

    Snl really crapped the bed with this cold open

    • @roostersideburns3440
      @roostersideburns3440 2 роки тому +21

      agreed could have done better..with that hysterical bad performance amber gave on the stand

    • @jscan4442
      @jscan4442 2 роки тому +22

      This comment is funnier (and more on-point) than anything in the skit.

    • @ShayniBC
      @ShayniBC 2 роки тому +17

      This was a HORRIBLE cold open! And your line here was much more funny than their entire skit. Kudos.

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 2 роки тому

      调和油

    • @ellie-tk4jy
      @ellie-tk4jy 2 роки тому

      Na it's great

  • @ShanesTubes
    @ShanesTubes Рік тому +10

    jfc.. I miss the late 90s early 00s snl. Some of the early 90s too. I check out episodes every once in a while just in case...

  • @peaches3450
    @peaches3450 2 роки тому +705

    I don’t think the writers for this skit have been watching clips from this trial because there is so much ridiculousness that they just missed. Amber’s mannerisms when she testifies, her incompetent defense, the exhausted judge. The poop in the bed is actually one of the LEAST hilarious parts!

    • @444onthefloor
      @444onthefloor 2 роки тому +3

      Amanda ? Isn’t her name amber ?

    • @peaches3450
      @peaches3450 2 роки тому +18

      @@444onthefloor whatever lol

    • @thalanoth
      @thalanoth 2 роки тому +2

      it's a grumpy mkay, get it right lol

    • @sheilamase2558
      @sheilamase2558 2 роки тому +4

      @@444onthefloor Actually it’s Laura.

    • @courtneywilliams9530
      @courtneywilliams9530 2 роки тому +3

      Maybe they can’t watch clips of the trial. Maybe their testifying later this week 😂

  • @kare2much
    @kare2much 2 роки тому +202

    Leave it to SNL to portray the most clownish lawyer in the room as the only sensible one.

    • @Slippindisc
      @Slippindisc 2 роки тому +1

      That’s how they do it. That’s the only funny part of this whole skit.

  • @thatguymichaelhtx
    @thatguymichaelhtx 2 роки тому +964

    I literally had a straight face the entire time

    • @last7509
      @last7509 2 роки тому +11

      you cant make fun of something thats already bananas

    • @terrakage4462
      @terrakage4462 2 роки тому +8

      @@last7509 yet countless others have been able to make the material available funny on their own with much more work put into it. For example the person who is making ace attorney scenes out of trial. Making new models, artwork, and animations either from scratch or from reference.
      They dropped the ball hard for sure

    • @MikeTheD
      @MikeTheD 2 роки тому +3

      I stopped watching at 2:24. No particular reason or joke, just knew it would suck

    • @TheRedRaven_
      @TheRedRaven_ 2 роки тому +6

      Who even watches this show, honestly? Their jokes are so cringe and the fact they had so much material to work with.

    • @Alritealritealrite
      @Alritealritealrite 2 роки тому +1

      Yes this is the first time I've watched one of their skits in a long time and I only smiled because I heard the word dookie and that's it

  • @astropioneer3296
    @astropioneer3296 Рік тому +63

    I love how genuinely happy everyone is when they do the "Live from New York, it's Saturday night!!!" bit at the end.

    • @temper44
      @temper44 Рік тому +2

      They play a stock audience sound over it, its the same noise every week.

    • @astropioneer3296
      @astropioneer3296 Місяць тому +1

      @@temper44 Having attended a show once (Reece Witherspoon with Florence & The Machine) it genuinely is a thrill and the audience is that excited.

  • @anthonytuccillo6274
    @anthonytuccillo6274 2 роки тому +479

    I didn't laugh once...unlike the actual trial I'm constantly laughing 😅 😂

    • @faithinhisblood777
      @faithinhisblood777 2 роки тому +2

      Do you know if you're going to Heaven? Jesus Christ died for our sins. He was buried, and he rose again the third day 1 Corinthians 15: 1-4
      Believe in what Jesus Christ did for you and you will be sealed with the Holy Spirit of promise.

  • @NikoJr.
    @NikoJr. 2 роки тому +526

    This was probably one of the worst things to come out of the trial, and I'm including abuse, drug addiction, and blackmail

  • @LadyLauda
    @LadyLauda 2 роки тому +567

    Yeahh not once did I laugh or even smile during that. The writers really did drop the ball.

    • @deltafour1212
      @deltafour1212 2 роки тому +14

      Isn't that with every SNL skit?

    • @cjg1029
      @cjg1029 2 роки тому +13

      @@deltafour1212 nope there's a lot of funny snl skits. I respect that not every one is going to be a hit. Especially disappointed with this one though

    • @tasmanianwalrus583
      @tasmanianwalrus583 2 роки тому +2

      @@deltafour1212 Hell nah

    • @deltafour1212
      @deltafour1212 2 роки тому +4

      @@cjg1029 You have more respect for every skit than I do. I expect them all to be not funny and shocked when one of them finally is. I finally just stopped watching SNL and among other reasons

    • @TeelDove777
      @TeelDove777 2 роки тому +3

      The writers shouldn’t have even PICKED UP the ball! In fact the ball is too big for them. This makes them look so small. DO IT RIGHT OR LEAVE IT ALONE.

  • @XxCauzhavokxX
    @XxCauzhavokxX Місяць тому +2

    Johnny must have felt so liberated at watching her dig herself into a deeper hole with her lies. Was he perfect? No but she was the aggressor and instagator

  • @picklesthewise
    @picklesthewise 2 роки тому +1044

    I guess you can say the writers really did sh*t the bed with this opening.

    • @yangsrealm2536
      @yangsrealm2536 2 роки тому +36

      This comment is actually funnier than the video…

    • @Itsjustmyopinionduh
      @Itsjustmyopinionduh 2 роки тому +12

      This needs more likes

    • @Dessian1st
      @Dessian1st 2 роки тому +9

      They didn't copp out, they crapped out.

    • @lifeveteran79
      @lifeveteran79 2 роки тому +8

      this joke was better than the whole sketch!

    • @dfangirl72
      @dfangirl72 2 роки тому

      expression don't you I said yes I do ☺️😜🤣

  • @openskies11
    @openskies11 2 роки тому +285

    I see they were too frightened to have someone impersonate Amber Heard.

    • @tomlanganrealtor-yourhomei4153
      @tomlanganrealtor-yourhomei4153 2 роки тому +36

      I guess they were too frightened to have someone impersonate Johnny Depp too? WTF was that?

    • @blflower3665
      @blflower3665 2 роки тому +1

      What if that fake ver turd started pooping on screen to make it look more realistic 😂😂😂

    • @fragwagon
      @fragwagon 2 роки тому +1

      Everyone keeps saying Kate, but I think Melissa would have nailed those crazy facial contortions. 🤪 But no, they cast her as.....the Spanish speaking housekeeper? LOL.....what an insult.

  • @alexandruv.3390
    @alexandruv.3390 2 роки тому +1716

    So nice to see SNL do skits even though all the writters are away on holiday.

    • @Peanutdenver
      @Peanutdenver 2 роки тому +1

      Wow SNL turned into some real unfunny shite. Time to euthanize the show or the writers or the "comics" as this is seriously cringe worthy.

    • @g0tst1ngs
      @g0tst1ngs 2 роки тому +32

      Even nicer if this were true. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure they were all involved for this 🙄

    • @zoobrizz
      @zoobrizz 2 роки тому +11

      It’s never funny even when they are there.

    • @kilis3804
      @kilis3804 2 роки тому +3

      H AHAH HA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HA

    • @cobracommander8133
      @cobracommander8133 2 роки тому +12

      This comment is funnier than anything on SNL 😂

  • @frankiedankie4798
    @frankiedankie4798 2 роки тому +13

    Well there’s 5 minutes and 16 seconds of my life I can’t get back

  • @dillon1387
    @dillon1387 2 роки тому +535

    Wow, a skit with so much potential and they blew it big time

    • @supitsamber_
      @supitsamber_ 2 роки тому

      why do people keep saying that?

    • @agentdisciple3101
      @agentdisciple3101 2 роки тому +15

      @@supitsamber_ cuz this skit was terrible

    • @glennlrw
      @glennlrw 2 роки тому +8

      Just like 99% of their sketches for years. I don't know why I even watch, but I am an eternal optimist. I keep hoping for something good. I am like Charlie Brown thinking Lucy will hold that damn football long enough to get a kick out of it.

    • @dianapevtsov
      @dianapevtsov 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/PeHPllJJTIY/v-deo.html

  • @foxglove1268
    @foxglove1268 2 роки тому +324

    this had so much potential.. missed it SNL

    • @nyawrong1499
      @nyawrong1499 2 роки тому

      They did not understand the assignment 😂

  • @WalkinChristum
    @WalkinChristum 2 роки тому +1221

    That Johny Depp looks more like Zlatan lol

    • @tuvieja4322
      @tuvieja4322 2 роки тому +4

      literally thought that was zlatan when I clicked on the video

    • @joanasantos367
      @joanasantos367 2 роки тому +3

      I was looking for this comment!

    • @rustyshackleford81
      @rustyshackleford81 2 роки тому

      I wanted to thumbs up, but I dare not interrupt perfection 🤟

    • @n0shortcuts
      @n0shortcuts 2 роки тому

      If Zlatan was an awkward Mooney character with no social skills or acting ability

    • @Pt0wN973b0iI
      @Pt0wN973b0iI 2 роки тому +2

      Kevin From The Backstreet Boys.

  • @Novella1229
    @Novella1229 Місяць тому +2

    I missed this back when it aired. I didn’t expect much, yet it was still somehow worse than I expected. I should’ve trusted the other comments.

  • @terriblepaulsey4904
    @terriblepaulsey4904 2 роки тому +3005

    I'm not a writer, but I just think that this sketch could've been a lot better if they had implemented some comedy throughout it.

    • @Beardology
      @Beardology 2 роки тому +90

      The only thing about this video that made me laugh was scrolling down and reading your comment.

    • @RoyFr
      @RoyFr 2 роки тому +11

      Exactly my first laugh with 30seconds left in vid

    • @vegaobscurax23
      @vegaobscurax23 2 роки тому +2

      Ha 🤣😂

    • @silly_on_
      @silly_on_ 2 роки тому +1

      👑👑👑

    • @papillonvu
      @papillonvu 2 роки тому +3

      Underrated comment!! 😆

  • @superNowornever
    @superNowornever 2 роки тому +3606

    This could have been funny with a decent Johnny Depp impersonator. And good writers. And someone involved who is actually watching the trial. And so forth. There is so much great material in that trial, and they straight up missed it all.

    • @fyeplays1717
      @fyeplays1717 2 роки тому +22

      I'm surprised they did it at all.

    • @Monicalala
      @Monicalala 2 роки тому +11

      Are you the kind of person that walks through a contemporary art gallery going, “I could’ve made that”?

    • @JodeneSparks1989
      @JodeneSparks1989 2 роки тому +1

      True

    • @superNowornever
      @superNowornever 2 роки тому +39

      @@Monicalala No, usually I'm thinking: "my kids could have painted that square inside a square"
      Are you the kind of person who comes up with the most non sequitur possible reply to post on UA-cam?

    • @aalvarez2914
      @aalvarez2914 2 роки тому +1

      Oh they probably watched it, and are spinning it for Amber, being just as deceitful as she was. They’re just trying to make it funny and failed. This ain’t funny, it’s pro-Heard propaganda spinning a false narrative. Her putting crap on his side of the bed when he asked for a divorce and smashing his finger off were only the tip of the iceberg of her abuse, and they’re trying to pretend even that was his fault..

  • @1471perry
    @1471perry 2 роки тому +1362

    the most offensive part of this apart from not being funny is how they made amber's lawyer look and sound reasonable and professional

    • @lilducko
      @lilducko 2 роки тому +59

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @julkap4190
      @julkap4190 2 роки тому +70

      It's like they barely know what's going on. I don't watch the whole trials and I feel like even I know more then they.

    • @RedOnly
      @RedOnly 2 роки тому +44

      I mean... c'mon did they miss the part where the ENTIRE courtroom laughed at her??? Or the one that objected to the answer....of the question HE asked HIS witness?

    • @violet-trash
      @violet-trash 2 роки тому +7

      Purely a coincidence, I'm sure. 🙄

    • @OO-mo3gc
      @OO-mo3gc 2 роки тому +11

      They scared of amber or her boyfriend like musk?

  • @lrose1046
    @lrose1046 2 роки тому +4

    With all the hilarious material they had, how in the world did they manage to f up this sketch??

  • @NinjaPandallnight
    @NinjaPandallnight 2 роки тому +1300

    I’m sure Kate McKinnon could have killed it playing Amber Heard

    • @rdp16rulez
      @rdp16rulez 2 роки тому +60

      Nah, if Kate played Amber, it would have make Kyle's casting as Johnny look even worse. Poor Kyle looked like the high school play version of Johnny Depp.

    • @EMarrs42
      @EMarrs42 2 роки тому +30

      Agreed, but then again, Kate would have killed it even playing Johnny.

    • @jelef001
      @jelef001 2 роки тому +4

      She CAN next week

    • @chadstephens3640
      @chadstephens3640 2 роки тому +3

      She won't...she/her is scared 😱

    • @JJMarie3509
      @JJMarie3509 2 роки тому +2

      After the verdict maybe

  • @rhiannonbanannon9604
    @rhiannonbanannon9604 2 роки тому +3767

    They were so afraid of mocking the “victim” that they did indeed mock the real victim. Way to go. Kate would’ve made a great AH.

    • @KrakkenXXX
      @KrakkenXXX 2 роки тому

      Right what a bunch of spineless swine

    • @kylaperrotte3853
      @kylaperrotte3853 2 роки тому +50

      agreed

    • @NoalFarstrider
      @NoalFarstrider 2 роки тому +335

      The way they portrayed Johnny as someone who makes women want to shit their bed is insane. And the judge saying this trial is for fun instead of justice for Johnny is absurd. The fact they would of slandered johnny without any evidence in the past is what the trial is actually about.... Even to the point of hearsay/slander of Johnny Depp makes women so angry they want to shit in his bed....

    • @ArkansasEllie
      @ArkansasEllie 2 роки тому +25

      Yup! Amber must be getting her stand-coke from the same dealer.

    • @sunfilmproductions3741
      @sunfilmproductions3741 2 роки тому +58

      Yep, they are playing safe and was bias and not funny really

  • @KaitJenz
    @KaitJenz 2 роки тому +748

    You had sooooo much potential with this trial… but if you’re too scared to call her out, maybe just don’t do the skit…

  • @stevedarkslayer1962
    @stevedarkslayer1962 Рік тому +5

    I can't believe she did that not thinking that it would be the joke of the century 😂

  • @bleepbloop9251
    @bleepbloop9251 2 роки тому +843

    Missed an opportunity for an impersonation of amber heard and to hear her say her dog stepped on a bee 🥴

  • @clancythealligator3122
    @clancythealligator3122 2 роки тому +1051

    This whole sketch and the fact that they didn't portray Amber says a lot about current state of SNL

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 2 роки тому +65

      True if this was the other way around best believe they'd go all out

    • @ToxicGreen357
      @ToxicGreen357 2 роки тому +66

      Sad but true. Amber and her team are a comedians wet dream! I can't believe this is the skit they settled on. Cringe lol

    • @annward7794
      @annward7794 2 роки тому +6

      Yes, it’s says they were able to craft a sketch around this Suit without relying on misogyny or ableism and still poke fun at both sides.

    • @josephbenson4413
      @josephbenson4413 2 роки тому +5

      I love have loved most of Depp's movies and, while fan might be a string word, I'll say I'm a fan none-the-less. But...
      Both of them come off as terrible people.

    • @bionicload7704
      @bionicload7704 2 роки тому +27

      @@annward7794 In other words comedy is dead at SNL, also water is wet

  • @snc9035
    @snc9035 2 роки тому +164

    This feels like a parody of SNL parodying the actual trial

    • @NinjaStroll
      @NinjaStroll 2 роки тому +2

      But then it would actually be funny

    • @jenh6247
      @jenh6247 2 роки тому

      Agree. It filtered the humor right out of the situation

  • @diegopascual5586
    @diegopascual5586 7 місяців тому +1

    OMFG this I many momths after the trial but hadn't seen this vid, made me laugh so hard I nearly choked in my drink. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @owenbrash1750
    @owenbrash1750 2 роки тому +4030

    Just when you thought SNL couldn't get any less funny they set a whole new low
    You never disappoint in disappointing

    • @coldfusionwaffles
      @coldfusionwaffles 2 роки тому +26

      But poop, poop is funny! Hash tag doo doo in the bed!
      I'm being sarcastic but... it takes real skill to take something a juvenile as shit jokes and effectively taco bell them all over the stage in a brown flood of cringing boredom, killing the joke... SNL is effectively comedy constipation, they push and squeeze and pop a blood vessel in the eye and take a look back at what they're sure fell out, and nothing in the bowl...

    • @IC_XC_NIKA
      @IC_XC_NIKA 2 роки тому +1

      😹😹😹

    • @hope-cat4894
      @hope-cat4894 2 роки тому +11

      They did a good job with the R. Kelly interview sketch, so I can't understand how they missed the obvious jokes like Elaine's "What if Anything...?" catchphrase, the muffins, the defaced 'peen-casso' painting, or even the fact that Johnny called the poop a "Grumpy." The humor is right there!

    • @sandraday6955
      @sandraday6955 2 роки тому +7

      That is their trick say something that is not funny but say it over and over and over and over and over and over ... IS IT FUNNY YET!!

    • @LaurenJayx0
      @LaurenJayx0 2 роки тому

      No, actually I'm disappointed. Who the fuck did they hire at that table that allowed it to go to shit....its wild. Even Pete moved to fuck 1 of the Kardashians so all his work wouldn't be for nothing.

  • @shivanijoshi9252
    @shivanijoshi9252 2 роки тому +3922

    The fact that amber heard’s lawyer didn’t say “objection hearsay” every 5 seconds proves that they didn’t watch the actual trial
    Omg this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment!!! Thank you 😊
    (Also to the people saying that JD’s lawyer was also saying objection, the skit has JD giving his testimony not Amber. So it wouldn’t make sense for JD’s own lawyer to say objection to their own question. That was something only Amber’s lawyer did)

    • @NormaLilia24
      @NormaLilia24 2 роки тому +19

      That was actually Camille (JD lawyer) saying it every 5 seconds AND* getting them sustained. Camille, the queen of sustained objections 👑 🦙🦙🦙

    • @genericairik9553
      @genericairik9553 2 роки тому +11

      Johnny's lawyers did that, ya know, the good ones.

    • @cherrie8445
      @cherrie8445 2 роки тому +57

      Bro nah each time Johnny wanted to say smn he we like “OBJECTION HEARSAY” bro even hearsay his own question 😭

    • @BB-ed4om
      @BB-ed4om 2 роки тому +7

      @@NormaLilia24 in retaliation yes.

    • @mikeymay15
      @mikeymay15 2 роки тому +10

      The fact that you say one set of lawyers said that and not both proves YOU didn’t watch the actual trial

  • @TonyG8992
    @TonyG8992 2 роки тому +326

    Original Mad TV would have made this legendary.

    • @vickielawson3114
      @vickielawson3114 2 роки тому +12

      I agree. They would have done something really good with it. It definitely would have pushed the outrageous nature of the whole thing.

    • @blacksabbath2060
      @blacksabbath2060 2 роки тому +6

      Mad tv was way better than SNL SNL has always been garbage

    • @stressbucket9846
      @stressbucket9846 2 роки тому +1

      I watch these clips from time to time and am always left feeling this exact same way. I really miss MAD

    • @marleyjr.bobert6639
      @marleyjr.bobert6639 2 роки тому

      You speak nothing but truths

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 2 роки тому

      Imagine the old school MadTV's writers and crew reactions to watching this

  • @xzcvzxvxcvz
    @xzcvzxvxcvz 2 роки тому +19

    I hope I remember to say “Damn! Smell like boo boo in hea!” when I step into work tomorrow

  • @mimihuisenfeldt1988
    @mimihuisenfeldt1988 2 роки тому +1036

    How could they not refer to it as a “grumpy “ like Depp did????

    • @dianapevtsov
      @dianapevtsov 2 роки тому +20

      I don't know if they were trying to not repeat what TikTok had already covered or what the hell, but they avoided a lot of seemingly fertile stuff.

    • @cruisinguy6024
      @cruisinguy6024 2 роки тому +10

      Apparently "grumpy" was JD's nickname for the psycho. So by calling Heard's turd a grumpy it had a double meaning and THAT was probably the first time JD ever actually slapped AH.

    • @NormaLilia24
      @NormaLilia24 2 роки тому +3

      And also could’ve added that JD knows it not the dogs bc he picked up their “fun” .... so many missed opportunities smh

    • @fernandillo9097
      @fernandillo9097 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Yx6pnuZp9EY/v-deo.html

    • @ac-jn1iq
      @ac-jn1iq 2 роки тому +9

      @@cruisinguy6024 I doubt he ever slapped her. We would hear about it on the multitude of 5 hour long recordings . All we hear about is her slapping and hitting him while he runs away and hides from her

  • @mirandamccauley3861
    @mirandamccauley3861 2 роки тому +280

    They should of thrown more Amber into this. I'll just stick with the trial. Way funnier

    • @jraposo
      @jraposo 2 роки тому

      Ah the left media is rallying up to defend poor amber, as usual, against all evidence, logic or veridicts. She will always be the victim to these hypocrites because... ahh she is a woman, and abusive lying woman don't exist to these feminist men hating writers and producers. Disgusting.

  • @Jvljvljvl
    @Jvljvljvl 2 роки тому +1819

    I didn’t think anyone could act worse than Amber Heard, this proved me wrong.

    • @ruyacloud9016
      @ruyacloud9016 2 роки тому +14

      Underrated reply

    • @papennypincher7287
      @papennypincher7287 2 роки тому +5

      Touché

    • @payt00n
      @payt00n 2 роки тому

      Amber Turd*

    • @dantedarkies192
      @dantedarkies192 2 роки тому +3

      Brutal, yet true

    • @ShawsOwn
      @ShawsOwn 2 роки тому +8

      And with that, some random UA-cam comment just one upped the entire overpaid writing cast of unfunny snl.

  • @rosesacks7430
    @rosesacks7430 2 роки тому +15

    "if I'm lying I'm flying "🤣

  • @gabrielleg.1347
    @gabrielleg.1347 2 роки тому +764

    Wow how could they not do Amber Heard's testimony or literally anything else but this? This whole trial is comedy gold and somehow they managed to not make it funny.

    • @firstnamelastname816
      @firstnamelastname816 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah trials about an abusive relationship are hilarious

    • @jaysonoweh2227
      @jaysonoweh2227 2 роки тому +1

      @@firstnamelastname816 said by the person who pushes drugs on too people

    • @johnny.V03
      @johnny.V03 2 роки тому

      I already know their take on the Rittenhouse trial

    • @Bamazon1990
      @Bamazon1990 2 роки тому

      They are with a lying train wreck like Amber Heard.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 2 роки тому +3

      Was it a feminist who wrote this skit?

  • @mercygrace4684
    @mercygrace4684 2 роки тому +1581

    They were so afraid of making fun of a victim, that they actually made fun of a victim.

    • @fernandillo9097
      @fernandillo9097 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Yx6pnuZp9EY/v-deo.html

    • @joeb134
      @joeb134 2 роки тому +18

      Funny because they seem like they are both crazy

    • @LetterToGodFromMeToYou
      @LetterToGodFromMeToYou 2 роки тому +82

      @@joeb134 Typical of someone who didn't watch the trial. If it wasn't your concern and you had better things to do than to watch it, maybe it is best to not try to have an opinion about it. Otherwise, it just makes people think of you as the weird incel who comes into conversations, out of nowhere, just to be a part of the group.

    • @joeb134
      @joeb134 2 роки тому +20

      @@LetterToGodFromMeToYou Whoo dude. Calm down. Triggered much?

    • @rosesweetcharlotte
      @rosesweetcharlotte 2 роки тому +24

      Yeah, this doesn't really feel like something we should make fun of right now

  • @LUVbailee2
    @LUVbailee2 2 роки тому +2060

    I’m glad we can all agree that SNL has disappointed us all with this sketch. They completely missed all the pure comedy gold that is this trial. Edits on TikTok are funnier let’s be honest.

    • @alyceadavis
      @alyceadavis 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah because making fun of SA is hilarious /s

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 2 роки тому +8

      I refuse to watch Tik Tok

    • @ejodh0826
      @ejodh0826 2 роки тому +16

      @@SuperPeterok no one asked you

    • @freddie-fucknmercury891
      @freddie-fucknmercury891 2 роки тому +5

      There are memes of the trial funnier than this sketch.

    • @10801hannah
      @10801hannah 2 роки тому +3

      Nothing about a domestic abuse trial is funny

  • @kingvincent926
    @kingvincent926 Місяць тому +1

    The real trial was funnier than this💀😭 such a missed opportunity

  • @MattKrath
    @MattKrath 2 роки тому +626

    They could’ve done so much more with this like having the characters parody the funniest moments like the lawyer calling hearsay on his own question instead of focusing all on the fecal matter.

    • @GigiNKD
      @GigiNKD 2 роки тому +2

      Agreed!

    • @user-if5lq4fz4m
      @user-if5lq4fz4m 2 роки тому +8

      Agreed... the potty humor got old pretty quickly.

    • @mantheking
      @mantheking 2 роки тому

      I don't think there is any way for any comedian in the world to make that any funnier than it already is.

    • @shantytown22
      @shantytown22 2 роки тому

      They literally focused on the shittiest part of the trial.

  • @jerrylee2326
    @jerrylee2326 2 роки тому +627

    This is what happens when writers are more worried about offending people than doing their job and trying to be funny

    • @444onthefloor
      @444onthefloor 2 роки тому +18

      Pc culture and social justice has killed comedy

    • @XvFenixvX
      @XvFenixvX 2 роки тому +10

      They must not want to get smacked by will Smith or tackled by some random guy in the crowd

    • @peachrocker9716
      @peachrocker9716 2 роки тому +4

      i dont' understand how anyone can get offended by them making fun of amber heard, who not only made JOhnny bleed but cut the skin and bone off of his finger

    • @Fashioncarnage81
      @Fashioncarnage81 2 роки тому

      Well you can thank all of the people that get offended by every little thing that is said.If you watch real old SNL skits man that used to say the funniest shit and yeah it was really controversial but that’s what made it funny! Now everybody gets their panties in a bunch over everything so I can’t imagine what it’s like to be a writer for a comedy show now. So you can’t blame them you gotta blame the little pussies that can’t handle comedy gold

    • @heythere6804
      @heythere6804 2 роки тому

      SNL in a nutshell over the last couple years. Seen high school comedy troops do better

  • @grantwhite4201
    @grantwhite4201 2 роки тому +289

    "This trial is for fun" is all I needed to hear. SNL, you had every opportunity to make quality jokes about AH's legal team being incompetent, stumbling idiots, yet you took the route of not addressing any of that. One of AH's lawyers objected to his own question, speculated that his cat could've conducted Google searches, and interrupted one of Mr. Depp's friends repeatedly to the point where the judge got upset. Do better. #StandWithJohnny

    • @TeelDove777
      @TeelDove777 2 роки тому +14

      This comment! YES. Johnny Depp is the biggest movie star of our generation. SNL is the biggest letdown of our generation

    • @empressofawesome7099
      @empressofawesome7099 2 роки тому +11

      "speculated that his cat could've conducted Google searches," PLEASE tell me more about that part?!

    • @HarperSophia
      @HarperSophia 2 роки тому +6

      Dying 😂😂😂😂" speculated that his cat could've conducted Google searches"

    • @HarperSophia
      @HarperSophia 2 роки тому +9

      @@empressofawesome7099 lol the lawyer was trying to put suspicion on Google trends.

    • @adrianaholst8250
      @adrianaholst8250 2 роки тому +3

      SNL never puts out good content and this is included, but I don't think they were saying DV is fun. The fact is, the trial is an absolute shitshow, and people are watching it like they'd watch the superbowl. It's disturbing and there's nothing wrong with pointing it out tbf

  • @peacelovejoy8786
    @peacelovejoy8786 2 роки тому +4

    Hahahahahaha!!! Love it!
    Good job guys 👍

  • @sheldonschultz4681
    @sheldonschultz4681 2 роки тому +52

    I have never felt like I just waisted time watching SNL cold opens, Today that changed. I agree the trial was better and I don't watch trials.

  • @paulconwell8724
    @paulconwell8724 2 роки тому +1152

    I truly believe that this opening will be listed as the most hated sketch in the history of SNL.

  • @CosRozco
    @CosRozco 2 роки тому +457

    A sketch about literal shit on a bed figuratively “shit the bed”. How fitting.

    • @peterbarrett5496
      @peterbarrett5496 2 роки тому +1

      Dude, wait u know that actually happened in the trail right? She shat the bed in real life

    • @scourge8097
      @scourge8097 2 роки тому +2

      @@peterbarrett5496 Yes...that's why he said "a sketch about LITERAL shit on a bed FIGURATIVELY shit the bed."
      Meaning a story about someone who actually took a shit on a bed was so bad that it...as people say when someone fucks something up, "shit the bed."
      This was a terrible skit. It was just on a tea for them...someone to try and approximate Depp's mannerisms(they did not come close) or I don't know, just anything to make it funny would have been nice.

    • @completelyfascinating6981
      @completelyfascinating6981 2 роки тому +2

      I was neutral in the beginning, but now I believe Johnny. Amber’s story has way too many inconsistencies.
      She has ruined it for real domestic abuse victims by lying - setting back the movement against domestic violence.

    • @scourge8097
      @scourge8097 2 роки тому

      @@completelyfascinating6981 I don't think that's the case at all. This hasn't ruined anything for domestic violence victims. It's simply shown that Men can be victims as well.
      If Amber Heard had called the police with the "broken nose," she claims, this would be a wrap. If she'd gone to the Hospital after an INCREDIBLY violent sexual assault, he'd be in prison(if it had happened).
      She lied, people found out about it, that's all that happened. This won't have any real impact on DV victims. It MAY give people a pause before they blindly believe a women in the midst of a divorce claiming that they've been abused...but they should question things.
      Plenty of Men have been accused of a lot of ugly things when divorces get ugly...including things like abusing their children. You shouldn't be able to just make a singular claim sans all evidence and ruin someone's life.
      Even that will continue because...most people can't imagine why you'd just make a story up.

    • @scourge8097
      @scourge8097 2 роки тому

      @@completelyfascinating6981 ....that said, it is sad what she's doing to actual victims. She's mocking them. Victims of violence or any type of sexual assault(particularly the...again, very violent graphic depiction Heard did in Court).

  • @marclee82
    @marclee82 2 роки тому +8

    I lost it when she said "word?" 🤣😭 I felt that haha ...its the 90s version of "no cap?"

    • @imadawg2833
      @imadawg2833 2 роки тому

      This shit is trash

    • @QuadriviumNumbers
      @QuadriviumNumbers 8 місяців тому +1

      You're literally the only person that found anything in that sketch funny! -_-

  • @streetsdisciple0014
    @streetsdisciple0014 2 роки тому +638

    The actual trial is 100 X better than this skit.

    • @rosiewalker7676
      @rosiewalker7676 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/mpOkBNG6Elg/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here.

    • @runitonce7791
      @runitonce7791 2 роки тому +9

      That's literally what the point of the skit is

    • @scarletfinite8041
      @scarletfinite8041 2 роки тому +43

      @@runitonce7791 The point of this comedy skit is to be extremely unfunny compared to the actual trial?

    • @mixoh
      @mixoh 2 роки тому

      @@scarletfinite8041 😂

    • @samarakeys7376
      @samarakeys7376 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/byHQZodQuj8/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here…

  • @ellabanks4085
    @ellabanks4085 2 роки тому +121

    “Cold” perfectly describes this opening and distasteful at its finest.

  • @thelogicalthinker6145
    @thelogicalthinker6145 2 роки тому +139

    “This is not the first woman you’ve made so mad that she pooped in your bed.” Wow, nice victim blaming there, SNL.

    • @RocioNicte
      @RocioNicte 2 роки тому +3

      And that's why this video has more than 292,000 dislikes!

    • @thelogicalthinker6145
      @thelogicalthinker6145 2 роки тому

      @@RocioNicte not that we can see it, thanks UA-cam!

    • @joshuacoomer4955
      @joshuacoomer4955 2 роки тому

      it is complete trash smh. idk how after a win they still try to make him the bad guy joke punchline when it should be more about amber turd. just goes to show their personal agenda.

    • @guntertorfs6486
      @guntertorfs6486 8 місяців тому

      @@joshuacoomer4955 The woman is always the victim. No matter what. And we males are supposed to be the priviledged ones.

  • @anwarjafar1118
    @anwarjafar1118 Місяць тому

    Johnny Depp - Amber Hear Cuckoo Trial 😂😂😂 cause its fun to watched🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joaocourinha8222
    @joaocourinha8222 2 роки тому +537

    With all the hilarious material you had from the trial this is the best comedy you could come up with?

    • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
      @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 2 роки тому +9

      What’s funnier then making poop jokes?

    • @rosiewalker7676
      @rosiewalker7676 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/mpOkBNG6Elg/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here.

    • @blootooth00
      @blootooth00 2 роки тому +38

      @@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter Muffins, Incompetent lawyers, dogs stepping on bees, amber smirking inappropriately, Johnny telling jokes inappropriately, and anything else that's gone on that I've missed.

    • @somegenerichandle
      @somegenerichandle 2 роки тому +12

      @@blootooth00 the muffin questioning was funny. JD and his lawyers are swallowing candy compulsively. Even something about the memes like their outfits matching of the coke hanky.... Or Depp saying "dancing and drugs" were on the wedding schedule...

    • @samarakeys7376
      @samarakeys7376 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/byHQZodQuj8/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here…

  • @deanwoods8397
    @deanwoods8397 2 роки тому +348

    Wow! How can they take something funny and make it unfunny! Pure gold.

    • @santoshnarayana7879
      @santoshnarayana7879 2 роки тому +3

      I dont know if it was unfunny, I think rather it was just mildly humorous.

    • @Morristown337
      @Morristown337 2 роки тому

      SNL already sat the bar too high for itself. Its hard to live up to the artistic gold that has come thru that place every weekend. In our past we were spoiled with good writers and did not even know it. It is not just SNL; writers are ruining Star Trek and pumping shows out to stream barely watchable the first round. I can only guess that streaming is less budget for shows then television and they decided to cut good writing.

    • @austintrousdale2397
      @austintrousdale2397 2 роки тому +1

      Perhaps, but FWIW, I found Nicole Wallace (Kate McKinnon)’s opening line remarkably self-aware, considering that SNL writers are part of the NBC extended family. #breakingpoints #rising #usefulidiots

    • @sufamidan1006
      @sufamidan1006 2 роки тому +1

      @@santoshnarayana7879 it was standard for snl, meaning … catastrophically unfunny.

  • @StraightToTheAve
    @StraightToTheAve 28 днів тому

    The way Johnny talks during the trial is actual really soothing even tho he sounds like he just came out a super proper wine glass coma 😂 he is the goat

  • @ralph8677
    @ralph8677 2 роки тому +203

    Me Before Watching: Oh good, they did a skit on this.
    Me After Watching: With all the things you had to work with; "Objection, Hearsay!", a lawyer objecting himself, "My dog stepped on a bee", muffins, a witness vaping during testimony, "I didn't punch you, I hit you", "I use pledge & donate synonymously", a make-up pact that didn't exist yet, tearless crying, mirroring outfits, etc. Instead, we got poop jokes. Way to phone it in at the end of the season SNL!

    • @smsmtunis
      @smsmtunis 2 роки тому

      Just because you dont like amber and find it funny to see her miserabel doesn't mean that it is funny for everyone 😄...

    • @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
      @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 2 роки тому

      @@smsmtunis How's her losing treatin' you, simp?

    • @KrisD007
      @KrisD007 2 роки тому +15

      You forgot the Amica cream, "Were you there?", and "a megapint?"

    • @Phoenixash-delfuego
      @Phoenixash-delfuego 2 роки тому +4

      Or the outfit mirroring Dr evil's outfit.

    • @fragwagon
      @fragwagon 2 роки тому +1

      ​​@@Phoenixash-delfuego truly! Imagine Mike Myers returning as Dr Evil to help coach Amber, and Mindy Sterling's Frau coaching Elaine. Both of them exasperated and finally tossing them in the alligator pit.

  • @BooBanana
    @BooBanana 2 роки тому +1347

    This was possibly the most safe and unfunny sketch I’ve ever seen on this trial. It might be time to pack it up guys.

    • @raqueladauto7309
      @raqueladauto7309 2 роки тому +4

      🎯

    • @reallyhappenings5597
      @reallyhappenings5597 2 роки тому +13

      Only when Lorne Michaels drops dead will this long-useless show finally be gone too.

    • @thetruth1862
      @thetruth1862 2 роки тому +11

      SNL is a great show so many unforgettable skits , dobt let this one ruin the past 40 years , when Lorne passes they will keep going and they should maybe a new vision for the future is just what they need

    • @melissak8892
      @melissak8892 2 роки тому +15

      Thry cant quit, they still have agendas to push

    • @coffehbear3359
      @coffehbear3359 2 роки тому +4

      From the comments the millennials want to deplatform SNL too - a great icon of comedy. Yeah TikTok the Chinese spyware platform is the only great source of humor. so ridic.

  • @karishmadesai1408
    @karishmadesai1408 2 роки тому +304

    You should've done the lawyer who objected to himself and Alejandro, the witness who started vaping and driving off after that lawyer kept asking him makeup questions 😂

    • @phoenixrising6028
      @phoenixrising6028 2 роки тому +6

      He was the best😂

    • @fragwagon
      @fragwagon 2 роки тому +2

      Yes!! Another huge miss!!

    • @fragwagon
      @fragwagon 2 роки тому +2

      The "cocaine" sniff! Comedy gold, missed!

  • @magical_streaming
    @magical_streaming Рік тому

    4:18 so you really did it man, you finally quit 😅😂😂

  • @Clarissa_320
    @Clarissa_320 2 роки тому +420

    You know this sucked when the actual trial is funnier. Damn they dropped the ball 😬

    • @OO-mo3gc
      @OO-mo3gc 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Oc8avius
      @Oc8avius 2 роки тому

      Well the actual trial would've been funnier even if they made a masterpiece, but this was just sad