I'm partial to "snatching defeat from the jaws of victory". There are so many matches like this in the current player population and you always fight to the bitter end despite seeing a disturbing number of players actually advocating giving up and killing themselves.
Well, if you take EU server for example, you can see (on wotlife) that nearly 60% of the playerbase (which is almost 4.5 million) have BELOW AVERAGE stats and that nearly 40% are absolute idiots. What to expect from a game when the playerbase which populates it consists of brainless, idiotic people ? The game is a reflection of its players. Plus, of course, some addition of outdated soviet psichology and system, still living in the developers's spirits.
Tried his best? He did his best, got third is amazing. And is probably the only reason why our hero who is in the ISU survived and without getting any surprises from behind. Because the adorable little bugger did what he knew he had to do, hold the line.
According to the last 10 years of Research and Development, The Salt Mines Salt Science Department has proven that Miners generate 10 times as much salt per man hour as even the most efficent means we have discovered to this day of conversion of other substances by our Science Minions. We have imposed a 70% penalty for the food allocation to the Science Division for the next 3 weeks after failing to attain the 20% pledge 3 months in a row. I am assured they will cope by the Medical Division, although the additional 6 weeks recommended would be excessive and will be delayed to a randomly selected period sometime over the next 6 months. And Paddles will be allocated to the Justice and Service Department, to ensure appropreate punishments can be added to the same punishment schedule in future. In Addendum: Human Resource Department is Hiring after the third broken wrist in as many weeks. Workers need only receive a demotion from their current Mining job to receive screening for suitability for the role. Please remember failed candidates will be relegated to 'Test Subject' or 'Lab Rat' roles instead.
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The days of carrying a battle if you are an amazing player are gone. Unless you have other good players on your team (and it’s obvious when you do), you just gotta farm as much damage as you can because your team won’t support you
Fun fact: Jingles likes numbers larger than 152. At one second I thought this was an episode of "carry the stupids" but can easily be labeled "when no cap - kill all goes wrong... again".
But Skiii-- wait, wrong channel. Jingles, you got something wrong! _checks comments_ Ah, never mind, it seems everyone and their mothers have already mentioned it.
@@AgentSmith911 I think it was the penetration values of the BL-10. He said it formerly had 268 mm pen, it's actually 286. Whatever gun the ISU has now is 260. Easy mistake to make, as 268 is a common pen value for the top tier 105 mm guns on the Centurion 7/1 and AX, the M48 Patton, etc.
“Enemy tanks! Staggered line! Shipmaster, they outnumber us, three to one!” “Then it is an even fight. All tanks, fire at will. Burn their mongrel hides!”
You and sidestrafe are the reason I started watching world of tanks wayyyy back when it first came out I was like 12 and I still never get tired of your vids
The only tank capable of withstanding a hit from the almighty nerf hammer is the great and all powerful T30.... when paired with the one and only Chuck Norris of course. Ammo racking someone and hearing "they shouldn't have even tried" is just too good.
@@Schnittertm1 afaik the IS-3 never mentioned he needed a kill for a mission. It was pag0niss that said he needed a kill for his mission at 7:45, which got snagged by the IS-3-II (hence the 'whyy' in chat)
Alleged crybabies throw in the towel before the fat lady sings, e.g.: "we lose" and "cuz stupid team" (in a GAME, no less) while _real_ men roll up their sleeves and kick ass. And teammates even had the class to allow our hero to get in that last kill to complete his mission. Hats off to you all. (Oh, and nice of Rita to make a cameo. :P )
Every once in a while I think of playing this game I haven't touched in 4 years. Then my old friend Jingles uploads a replay like this, and I come to my senses.
The isu is a priority target whenever spotted. Anything that has that high of pen and alpha can easily sway a battle. Great job nonetheless. The Patton can fun the higher 90mm, better pen, reload and handling. Loses on alpha but is viable
What a beautiful game. They were a platoon, regardless of game mechanics. I love this, it screams 'you can make a difference', no matter the odds. Love it.
Nine of the other team had under 1000 combined damage and one kill between them. This wasn't a randumb battle, it was a 4v4 match with 22 pieces of destroyable tertian getting in the way.
Impressive outcome! I haven't played in nearly 2 yrs but once again i have gotten the "Bug" for it. After all these yrs Jingle is still showcasing WOT. Awesome.
Hmm, a Jingles video of an ISU-152 on Ruinberg and begins with talking about Wargaming being sketchy money-grubbers worse than Mickey Mouse. Wow, deja vu.
Jingles, you appear to misunderstand - they were neither outnumbered nor surrounded. They simply had a wide target selection and good choice of firing arcs. See? Sounds so much better that way.
Oh my replay, thanks The Mighty Jingles for uploading it :) Also for those who saying why we didn't create a platoon, because in the battle end i were only thinking to get one more kill to complete a mission with praise. Thanks Patton for his help and intelligence.
Well that makes sense. My thought while watching the video was that not only could they get Crucial Contribution by platooning up, if you fed the arty to the Patton that'd also be Brothers in Arms. But completing missions is more important than medals.
Um.. yes.. because the tank is called Batignolles-Châtillon Bourrasque and end results and in-game GUI just show it different. You could have gone on the IS-3M train and be right, but nooo, just had to try and be original :D
I have played WoT for 6+ years and yet I am still utterly stunned at how easy it is for teams to collapse and throw away surefire wins, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory in the most humiliating ways possible.
It's pretty clear what happened to cause the collapse in the field. The CS-59 got into the the OP nook at E6 which makes holding the field almost impossible. The only difference to how this normally goes when this happens is the complete failure of the enemy team to clean up after this point.
The BL-10 had 286mm of penetration... and it handled reasonably well for a casemated 152mm gun, and the platform, for what it was was reasonably mobile. The 152K is both less mobile and has a gun that handles less reliably, along with less DPM for its 286mm of pen.
One of the best games I've watched. I love the come behind games but this was mind blowing. A sure loss to a win like that was great. The losing team should really figure out what they did so wrong in that game.
At first I was wondering why an undergunned medium was hanging out with a TD, but it was the right choice. The Patton was doing bodyguard duty and it was their teamwork (accidental or not) that made sure both survived. This game was very much "slow and steady wins the race".
Don't sell yourself short, Jingles. You might be old and crap, but you're not treacherous. You always deliver what you promise, even if sometimes only technically ;)
Sometimes I miss when WG's philosophy on premium tanks was to make them relatively middle of the road of in their tier that printed money, compared to the actual tech tree counterparts, instead of generally overpowered things that they are now.
Agreed completely, but remember business is business. What will they sell more of, middle of the road premiums or OP versions? Yes we hear the inevitable complaints but people keep playing.
The words "how did you manage to fuck that up?" spring to mind...
I'm partial to "snatching defeat from the jaws of victory". There are so many matches like this in the current player population and you always fight to the bitter end despite seeing a disturbing number of players actually advocating giving up and killing themselves.
Look at the opposing team's numbers: EIGHT zero-damage players. They were even more crap that the featured team.
THAT'S how you fuck things up.
@@lairdcummings9092 zero kills yes... but every single of them did some damage. Even bottom tier like super hellcat and p43 ter...
Yep!!!
Well, if you take EU server for example, you can see (on wotlife) that nearly 60% of the playerbase (which is almost 4.5 million) have BELOW AVERAGE stats and that nearly 40% are absolute idiots. What to expect from a game when the playerbase which populates it consists of brainless, idiotic people ? The game is a reflection of its players. Plus, of course, some addition of outdated soviet psichology and system, still living in the developers's spirits.
The Patton was adorable like a small child trying their best
Adorable? He finished third with a sub-optimal gun and two kills. I'd say that's rather impressive.
Tried his best? He did his best, got third is amazing. And is probably the only reason why our hero who is in the ISU survived and without getting any surprises from behind. Because the adorable little bugger did what he knew he had to do, hold the line.
Reminds me of my first festival games in the stock KV-2
He also had the panache to raise his gun barrel in salute just before the end of battle. Well played
@@davidlabedz2046 ??? The ISU is nothing like Kv-2
The title should be, “Tutorial: How to generate salt out of thin air.”
Down here, the ground is salt, the walls are salt, and even the air, to some degree, is salt.
Good ol' salt of the earth lol
According to the last 10 years of Research and Development, The Salt Mines Salt Science Department has proven that Miners generate 10 times as much salt per man hour as even the most efficent means we have discovered to this day of conversion of other substances by our Science Minions.
We have imposed a 70% penalty for the food allocation to the Science Division for the next 3 weeks after failing to attain the 20% pledge 3 months in a row.
I am assured they will cope by the Medical Division, although the additional 6 weeks recommended would be excessive and will be delayed to a randomly selected period sometime over the next 6 months.
And Paddles will be allocated to the Justice and Service Department, to ensure appropreate punishments can be added to the same punishment schedule in future.
In Addendum:
Human Resource Department is Hiring after the third broken wrist in as many weeks. Workers need only receive a demotion from their current Mining job to receive screening for suitability for the role.
Please remember failed candidates will be relegated to 'Test Subject' or 'Lab Rat' roles instead.
@@glenmcgillivray4707 The effort you put into that suggests that you have more salt to provide.
COUGH IT UP! WE NEED MOOOOOOORE!!!!
Memorandum
Feb 6 2021
To be Duplicated and Distributed to Notice boards in Mines 23b-g and 24-27 a-f inclusive.
Mr Robot, Chief Supervisor of the Overlord Division has issued a demand for MORE SALT.
To attain this: Lunch times will be Halved effective Immediately
In the event daily production is boosted by 5% at a minimum for the next two weeks at which point Lunch times in your Sector will be restored..
Should Salt production reach 20% boost, Bonus rations will be provided, along with an extra 4 minutes to eat it during snack times.
Should production reach +50% You may receive an hours leave to meet your wives and or children and or Parents.
You will be expected to work alongside your family members as per regulation BT8924c, but light chat will be permitted. Should you serve to boost THEIR production that day by a similar amount: hugs and light touching may be authorized under your local Supervisors or Mine Management, in accordance to their own Discretion
The previous message was approved by:
Human Resource Department
In the Service of His Glorious Overlord The Mighty Jingles, Sothern Pacific Salt Mine Region
Minor Resource Advisor #1576
Glen McGillivray
WoT: You win as long as your team is slightly less terrible than the other team.
Haha! That's a good one, up there with 'a game of 1 vs 29'.
The days of carrying a battle if you are an amazing player are gone. Unless you have other good players on your team (and it’s obvious when you do), you just gotta farm as much damage as you can because your team won’t support you
Are you sure you are not commenting on World Of Warships?
That’s attention to realism in a war simulator for you!
"Trust your Uncle Jingles"... Yeah well that worked out great for the salt miners at Christmas
lmao
I think Uncle Jingles is more like the Uncle Buck character played by John Candy :)
@@jameskoontz2071 Exactly so.
My Brethren in the Salt mines where bamboozled
at least they got the day off
it used to have 286mm pen, not 268 as said. yes heading right back to the mine now, sir
you forgot the mandatory "actually jingles" and the "Oh jingles, you're so crap" formal ways to address our gnomelord :)
@@Deimnos There would then be some shotgun noises, so I think he played it safe and got away xD
@@boxstar3d554 but, but, it's tradition!!!
@@Deimnos I am deep enough in the salt mines already 😭
Stalin blessed him. The hand came up and guided every round fired.
Fr because it couldve gone alot worse
"Trust me" the last time jingles said that I woke up chained to a rock in a salt mine
Most if not all of us were
typical
Enemy team: We outnumber you 3 to 1
This guy: then it is an even fight.
I’ll see myself out
Fun fact: Jingles likes numbers larger than 152.
At one second I thought this was an episode of "carry the stupids" but can easily be labeled "when no cap - kill all goes wrong... again".
I was waiting for him to do a Claus impersonation...
@@ChIGuY-town22_ I was thinking the same thing...
"They are now outnumbered 3 to 1" as a famous quote from Halo once said "then it is an even fight!"
But Skiii-- wait, wrong channel. Jingles, you got something wrong!
_checks comments_
Ah, never mind, it seems everyone and their mothers have already mentioned it.
What did he get wrong?
@@AgentSmith911 I think it was the penetration values of the BL-10. He said it formerly had 268 mm pen, it's actually 286. Whatever gun the ISU has now is 260.
Easy mistake to make, as 268 is a common pen value for the top tier 105 mm guns on the Centurion 7/1 and AX, the M48 Patton, etc.
@@AgentSmith911 Also the patton wasn't stock, he had the top turret.
@@honzafous7243 well, he didn't say it was stock, only that he wasn't fully upgraded
“Enemy tanks! Staggered line! Shipmaster, they outnumber us, three to one!”
“Then it is an even fight. All tanks, fire at will. Burn their mongrel hides!”
Defender: Has superior armor
Also Defender: Hey, lets camp all game and do nothing :3
Two words: Wallet Warrior.
Well...it is in the name. It's not called Attacker.
The troll cannon trolled wargaming
So..naturally,wargaming ,trolled back even harder
You and sidestrafe are the reason I started watching world of tanks wayyyy back when it first came out I was like 12 and I still never get tired of your vids
Patton: wow our team suck comrade ISU we just lost 2/3 of our guys
Enemy team: hold our beer old boy!
More like
"When your team is utterly bad, but the enemy team are worse"
The only tank capable of withstanding a hit from the almighty nerf hammer is the great and all powerful T30.... when paired with the one and only Chuck Norris of course. Ammo racking someone and hearing "they shouldn't have even tried" is just too good.
which is exactly why I got Chuck on t30 :P
It also sounds great on the KV-2, I have chuck there.
That patton did a great job, well done to you sir :D
All hail the mighty gnome.
Can we just point out chat from 7:48- 9:30 givng the ISU the last kill for his mission?
Even before that, they gave the Defender kill to the IS-3-II for his mission. So, these three guys showed what non-toxic interaction can be like.
@@Schnittertm1 afaik the IS-3 never mentioned he needed a kill for a mission. It was pag0niss that said he needed a kill for his mission at 7:45, which got snagged by the IS-3-II (hence the 'whyy' in chat)
@@Schnittertm1 where?
Alleged crybabies throw in the towel before the fat lady sings, e.g.: "we lose" and "cuz stupid team" (in a GAME, no less) while _real_ men roll up their sleeves and kick ass. And teammates even had the class to allow our hero to get in that last kill to complete his mission. Hats off to you all.
(Oh, and nice of Rita to make a cameo. :P )
Watching this with noise-cancelling headphones on. Cute to here Lady Rita recording her own stuff in the background. Domestic bliss!
Glad i wasn't the only one hearing that too.
And like a good neighbor, the Patton was there!
Every once in a while I think of playing this game I haven't touched in 4 years. Then my old friend Jingles uploads a replay like this, and I come to my senses.
that patton won the game.
if he wasnt there to back him up that was a loss.
The isu is a priority target whenever spotted. Anything that has that high of pen and alpha can easily sway a battle. Great job nonetheless. The Patton can fun the higher 90mm, better pen, reload and handling. Loses on alpha but is viable
Blue team:"We must be the worst team ever created by by the matchmaker!"
Red Team:"Hold our beers!"
Uncle Jingles, thank you for letting me out the Salt mine long enough to watch the amazing game. Reminds me of quite a few matches I've played.
Thank you Uncle Jingles for THE best come-back game I've ever seen! Truly epic!
I can HEAR the Sabaton playing towards the end, Gloria Fortis Miles comes to mind.
You make my day jingles I always look forward to watching your videos your voice is smoothing and helps me wake up properly
Me going into ANY team based online multiplayer: "God i hope the other team has more morons than mine!"
What a beautiful game.
They were a platoon, regardless of game mechanics.
I love this, it screams 'you can make a difference', no matter the odds. Love it.
Some nice punching above your weight mixed and the next level tactic of teamwork. The Patton knew it wouldn't survive alone.
The IS-3M, with the "M" standing for "modified with a double-barrel gun", apparently.
i could watch u make a documentary about air and still be superiorly entertained. you're gifted Mr Jingles.
It's my birthday, and this is the best gift so far, early coffe with new Jingles video :)
Nine of the other team had under 1000 combined damage and one kill between them. This wasn't a randumb battle, it was a 4v4 match with 22 pieces of destroyable tertian getting in the way.
Impressive outcome! I haven't played in nearly 2 yrs but once again i have gotten the "Bug" for it. After all these yrs Jingle is still showcasing WOT. Awesome.
Hmm, a Jingles video of an ISU-152 on Ruinberg and begins with talking about Wargaming being sketchy money-grubbers worse than Mickey Mouse. Wow, deja vu.
This game was such an unbelievable throw I had to watch it again, and i STILL don't believe it.
Dave: how did we win this?
G.w.panther: how did we lose this?
Ah yes, the well known tier 9 soviet heavy, the IS-3 M; An absolute fan favourite.
Yep, the famous double-barreled IS-3M.
Funny thing about the Bourasque player. His name "Pfeifen" means "whistles", but is also slang word to call incompetent people.
Was für ne Pfeife, was?
Jingles, you appear to misunderstand - they were neither outnumbered nor surrounded. They simply had a wide target selection and good choice of firing arcs. See? Sounds so much better that way.
Loving the WOT videos been watching for a few years now keep it up mate, from Australia
Oh my replay, thanks The Mighty Jingles
for uploading it :) Also for those who saying why we didn't create a platoon, because in the battle end i were only thinking to get one more kill to complete a mission with praise. Thanks Patton for his help and intelligence.
Well that makes sense.
My thought while watching the video was that not only could they get Crucial Contribution by platooning up, if you fed the arty to the Patton that'd also be Brothers in Arms.
But completing missions is more important than medals.
I actually have to rewatch that one. It is still unbelivable.
That was wow. Bless the Patton, if they can play like that with the smaller gun, they'll be punishing good with the big one!
that IS-3 -M- II did some pretty good work
Jingles: "Look where the Bourrasque ended up on the team list". Team List: "Bat-Chatillon". Don't ever change, Jingles!
Um.. yes.. because the tank is called Batignolles-Châtillon Bourrasque and end results and in-game GUI just show it different. You could have gone on the IS-3M train and be right, but nooo, just had to try and be original :D
This happens when a winning team becomes overconfident.
Amusing! Thank you
I have played WoT for 6+ years and yet I am still utterly stunned at how easy it is for teams to collapse and throw away surefire wins, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory in the most humiliating ways possible.
Perhaps if you are on a team with such an overwhelming lead the wisest thing for you to do is head for the cap.
Damn, I can’t believe he can hit things 10 meters away with an isu152. That’s the reason they are winning.
Jingles, the year is 2098. Where's the annual war thunder video, Star Citizen has just come out of early access, come on!
Best UA-camr ever keep up the amazing work 👍
"It must be GLORIOUS!!!" God bless you Mr Jingles😂
Don't worry Jingles,
You may be a treacherous old bastard,
but your OUR treacherous old bastard,
and we love you.
Their backs must really hurt from carrying everyone!
"trust uncle Jingles".......with that bold statement you should be on some sort of government Covid committee
The first replay that does not included gold ammo spam :D impressive Jingles. Keep that up pls
Just remember, when you have to carry your entire team, lift with the legs, not with the back.
"Uncle Jingles" I don't think people realize how cool that would be. I would never hang out with anyone else!
Indeed what a glorious chat the enemy may have had! 🤣🤣🤣 I wish I could've seen that!
Sweet jeebus I blinked and there were three enemy tanks left! That was bizzare.
I love your laugh! Thanks for brightening my day!
And the best part: none of the 0dmg done or the throwers on the enemy Team will realize what they did wrong
New drinking game! Take a shot everytime Jingles mentions the "Tiny 90mm gun"
Thanks Jingles. I needed this.
2 months into 2021 and this might be the biggest throw we see all year. My god, how?
What makes this even better is the ISU even managed to finish exactly on 6900 dmg.
Is it just me or did anyone else hear the last stand by sabaton playing in their heads during the last half of the video?
Yup!
no. they survived.
It's pretty clear what happened to cause the collapse in the field. The CS-59 got into the the OP nook at E6 which makes holding the field almost impossible. The only difference to how this normally goes when this happens is the complete failure of the enemy team to clean up after this point.
Trust me Jingles said.... Here I am waking up in chains with someone over me telling me to get busy mining salt!
Doesn’t matter how many players u have left on your team what matters is how well the remaining players work together to take out a superior force.
The BL-10 had 286mm of penetration... and it handled reasonably well for a casemated 152mm gun, and the platform, for what it was was reasonably mobile. The 152K is both less mobile and has a gun that handles less reliably, along with less DPM for its 286mm of pen.
One of the best games I've watched. I love the come behind games but this was mind blowing. A sure loss to a win like that was great. The losing team should really figure out what they did so wrong in that game.
My teams are like this starting around 2019. Only we don't don't win in the end. I'm the Patton with the little pew-pew...
I like the final comment, "If you can't take a joke don't play World of Tanks"
I think I speak for absolutelly everyone, when I say we all do trust our Gnome overlord!
Anyone else check the teamlists, and breathe a sigh of relief when you see you are not there?
At first I was wondering why an undergunned medium was hanging out with a TD, but it was the right choice. The Patton was doing bodyguard duty and it was their teamwork (accidental or not) that made sure both survived.
This game was very much "slow and steady wins the race".
The biggest shame of this whole video, is the 3 survivors didn't platoon up for the crucial contribution award
idk about y'all but I was rooting for the adorable stock patton who let Dave get the mission kill more than I was for Dave
It's been so long since I've watched one of these tank vids I thought he meant a tank got thrown across the map with that title
Jingles: "They're outnumbered 3 to 1"
ISU-152: "I like those odds"
"Then it is an even fight."
Thank god that no one rushed him while they had health. Only tried to advance when they were within range of dying. . . .
sometimes I wonder, why haven't I played WoT in the last 3 or 4 years. Enter Mr Jingles... ah! that's why.
Don't sell yourself short, Jingles. You might be old and crap, but you're not treacherous. You always deliver what you promise, even if sometimes only technically ;)
It's like spitting out victory because the taste of it was to salty.
The dried tears of my enemies is a good source of salt. Quote by Jingles. 2023.
"Uncle Jingles"! Shouldn't that really be Grandad Jingles? 😁
The cute M46 did an awesome job there.
That was a one hell of turn a around I want to give m46 Patton for effort despite having the 90mm.
This game has only 4 modes of pants: No pants, Brown pants, Pants-on-head and carry-pants with a built in wheelbarrow for the solid-steel-balls.....
Sometimes I miss when WG's philosophy on premium tanks was to make them relatively middle of the road of in their tier that printed money, compared to the actual tech tree counterparts, instead of generally overpowered things that they are now.
Agreed completely, but remember business is business. What will they sell more of, middle of the road premiums or OP versions? Yes we hear the inevitable complaints but people keep playing.
@@lazaglider the rates of players are dropping tho. Understandably so. I'm less and less interested in the game
IS3M??? 🧐 Ohhh Jingles.... Never change! 🙊🙉🙈
Being a treacherous old bastard was always a selling point for me XD.
Ah the "NO CAP KILL ALL!! clasic :D