I Was Put In Charge Of A Women's Prison And This Happened

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  • Опубліковано 1 бер 2021
  • I should not have been trusted with power over a group of female criminals.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 812

  • @philipo.9314
    @philipo.9314 3 роки тому +109

    "These ladies will learn to respect my authority."
    *Yup I'm taking this out of context*

  • @duckfromegypt8237
    @duckfromegypt8237 3 роки тому +78

    Captainsauce: "Who has time for this?"
    Me: "You apparently."

  • @ACRocker
    @ACRocker 3 роки тому +95

    The moment officer curves found a match sauces' face changed dramatically from happy to disappointed

  • @fellowgamery6116
    @fellowgamery6116 3 роки тому +31

    Remember the escapist when they had the color keys so it is also a fisher price jail

  • @philipo.9314
    @philipo.9314 3 роки тому +128

    "Why is there a urinal in a women's prison?"
    *I don't need sleep I need answers*

    • @truenightsedge4163
      @truenightsedge4163 3 роки тому +6

      Ever heard of something called a futa person thing

    • @truenightsedge4163
      @truenightsedge4163 3 роки тому +4

      @Logan Hval I don't even know what it is the I heard the gist of it from some idiot who doesn't know how to mute his mic on zoom

    • @fleetadmiralauto6506
      @fleetadmiralauto6506 3 роки тому +3

      @@truenightsedge4163 *jazz music stops*

    • @KudasaKinru
      @KudasaKinru 3 роки тому

      @Logan Hval Okay, but tell us how you really feel.

    • @iffatmansoor5589
      @iffatmansoor5589 3 роки тому

      @@truenightsedge4163 ? What's a futa prison

  • @thatchillasian8924
    @thatchillasian8924 3 роки тому +110

    News Flash:
    Man tries to seduce a police woman, ends up getting her engaged with a woman

    • @godricktheminecrafted3113
      @godricktheminecrafted3113 3 роки тому +12

      Hey, at least there’s some bi representation in mobile apps
      We’re just like straights, except we’re slightly gayer

  • @icezem4797
    @icezem4797 3 роки тому +221

    "You cant- let me rephrase that, you shouldnt poop in an urinal."
    South park flashbacks

    • @JustJay1281
      @JustJay1281 3 роки тому +2

      a school I went to (Elementary) someone did shit in a urninal (that said it was one of the ones that went all the way to the floor), cant remember if the kid got caught or not.

    • @Galaxe-du7mp
      @Galaxe-du7mp 3 роки тому +1

      When i saw this comment, it played

    • @Deadass271
      @Deadass271 3 роки тому +1

      @@JustJay1281 my brother did this in front of seven people. He was payed 60$ and a bag of Doritos for taking the dare

    • @kaitlando636
      @kaitlando636 3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @BreadCanteloupe
      @BreadCanteloupe 3 роки тому +1

      I think its so sexy when you sort those colored keys
      -Officer Curves

  • @user-ue3jg8ho3s
    @user-ue3jg8ho3s 3 роки тому +122

    I like how everyone wants little nightmares 2 but caps like
    "Women prison sim take it or leave it"

    • @GhoulScoutTheMovie
      @GhoulScoutTheMovie 3 роки тому +2

      i dont want that gam x d

    • @aliensider6607
      @aliensider6607 3 роки тому +12

      He's trying to be more diverse not just a little nightmares 2 youtuber

    • @jajapanadero3026
      @jajapanadero3026 3 роки тому +6

      I literaly just commented that

    • @RG_Rizzy
      @RG_Rizzy 3 роки тому +2

      @@aliensider6607 his diversity fucking sucks, he used to play real games and now he plays this mobile repetitive garbage

    • @itzgabeok7406
      @itzgabeok7406 3 роки тому +1

      @@RG_Rizzy agreed cap just seems to be getting worse

  • @webkarma9654
    @webkarma9654 3 роки тому +124

    As the Warden, you can choose how slippery the soap is.

  • @Roachcock_
    @Roachcock_ 3 роки тому +117

    “Its not exactly rocket biology” - Captain Sauce 2021

  • @jamman54
    @jamman54 3 роки тому +42

    I’m not first, I’m certainly not last... but when my boy post, I click McDavid fast.

  • @professionalno0b
    @professionalno0b 3 роки тому +8

    “McSameMan”.
    Cap never seems to disappoint me

  • @ElAndGinsee
    @ElAndGinsee 3 роки тому +30

    ' you look a little nervous, probably because your not a white blond' proceeds to have the guard beat her up
    me: wait hol' up

  • @porision7320
    @porision7320 3 роки тому +145

    And people say that police officers aren’t a kink

    • @Lightning7112
      @Lightning7112 3 роки тому +8

      Congratulations, your comment was the first one I saw

    • @FreddydoesYT
      @FreddydoesYT 3 роки тому +4

      @@Lightning7112 no

    • @MetalProgramer
      @MetalProgramer 3 роки тому +4

      @Zach how would you know that?

    • @Lightning7112
      @Lightning7112 3 роки тому +4

      @@MetalProgramer Yeah

    • @tdoyr2119
      @tdoyr2119 3 роки тому +7

      @@MetalProgramer
      He has a certification for being people
      No, not a person. PEOPLE. He is the entire human population

  • @playingacousticontheinterstate
    @playingacousticontheinterstate 3 роки тому +7

    "And then you'll walk away at three frames per secound ....."

  • @pah7514
    @pah7514 3 роки тому +55

    I like to imagine that captain sauce doesn't fight bad guys he just makes jokes until they die of laughter

  • @christ-abel8774
    @christ-abel8774 3 роки тому +11

    "That's a good pause, that really brings out the murder in your eyes." OMG 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hungtheheroluu
    @hungtheheroluu 3 роки тому +9

    11:32 I can’t believe I laughed really hard when Cap paid the officer $166 in 1 dollar bills 😂😂😂😂💵💵💵💵

  • @theenglishnerd9047
    @theenglishnerd9047 2 роки тому +3

    "Imma need you to throw it back and shake that cake"- Captain Sauce 2021

  • @stormcindir6778
    @stormcindir6778 3 роки тому +6

    I'm so glad I was able to get my hands on a captainsauce youtooz, thanks for making me laugh every day (:

  • @eddykidplayzyt
    @eddykidplayzyt 3 роки тому +426

    Day 24 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best

  • @AgentBLZZRD
    @AgentBLZZRD 3 роки тому +2

    "Its not rocket biology." -CaptainSauce, 2021

  • @boomboy9078
    @boomboy9078 3 роки тому +29

    Sauce tries to get girl her “I’m going on tinder

  • @gamerninia9
    @gamerninia9 3 роки тому +8

    I just got out the shower and literally this is what it comes to Worth it

    • @tennabearsart4188
      @tennabearsart4188 3 роки тому

      Ha, what a noob move, I'm IN the shower mortal!

    • @arctrooper_dice6013
      @arctrooper_dice6013 3 роки тому

      Ha same I just got out of the shower too

    • @haydenhall9413
      @haydenhall9413 3 роки тому

      Same I just got out of the shower

    • @AneriGS
      @AneriGS 3 роки тому

      I got out of the shower about 4 hours ago if it counts

    • @tuxedobananaguy7339
      @tuxedobananaguy7339 3 роки тому

      BRO SAME I LITTERLY JUST GOT OUT BRUHHHH

  • @beata3091
    @beata3091 2 роки тому +1

    5:55 There's a song called "Confrontation" from the musical "Jekyll and Hyde" 😂😂

  • @ruttsuco.804
    @ruttsuco.804 3 роки тому +3

    When Don’t Escape 3

  • @duskglider8906
    @duskglider8906 3 роки тому +2

    Alternative title: Documentary on corruption in prisons

  • @amandavarney697
    @amandavarney697 3 роки тому +2

    i love that he was all about the sizes lmao

  • @SquishySenpai
    @SquishySenpai 3 роки тому +1

    The tinder profile in the intro looked just like Godless Engineer. 🤣

  • @tyronestewart2538
    @tyronestewart2538 3 роки тому +6

    The best content ever I always laugh so much that i end up crying lmao

  • @Inksans34
    @Inksans34 3 роки тому +1

    I can’t stop thinking of a little rhyme “kinda bug kinda snax the Elmo over there had a heart attack” failboat Is a amazing yt

  • @dangerzonereal
    @dangerzonereal 3 роки тому +3

    I think you need to watch the ads It will show more games like this

  • @godessofgacha9040
    @godessofgacha9040 Рік тому

    At 11:35 "can i pay you in doller bills like a sriper?" Had me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chunky_monkey2289
    @chunky_monkey2289 3 роки тому +2

    Lmao the ways he talks In video games just make's me laugh every time.

  • @closedmoons4783
    @closedmoons4783 3 роки тому +2

    "D*** signiture" -CaptainSauce 2021

  • @mcbd6970
    @mcbd6970 3 роки тому +2

    I don’t understand how he can immediately come up with a pick up line every time a girl is on screen

  • @jegr2995
    @jegr2995 3 роки тому +1

    Love the “People’s Elbow” reference lol.

  • @packedchicken6910
    @packedchicken6910 3 роки тому +2

    This is probably the earliest hes posted in a while

  • @royalcookie9119
    @royalcookie9119 3 роки тому +1

    I'm sorry but I thought it was little nightmares's time to post not this-
    I still love your content anyway 😂

  • @johngauland6759
    @johngauland6759 3 роки тому +6

    Could you play clone drone in the danger zone again there's been updates and ive heard it will be coming into full release and I miss that game

  • @redwrld1247
    @redwrld1247 3 роки тому +2

    He makes me wanna get every low quality game

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 3 роки тому +1

    This was way more entertaining than it had any right to be. Lol. I loved it. I’d love if you played more.

  • @Overseer599
    @Overseer599 3 роки тому +1

    Why must you torture us with no Little Nightmares

  • @bayron2342
    @bayron2342 3 роки тому +3

    And his legend posts again

  • @moqu2086
    @moqu2086 3 роки тому +2

    Hey dude been watching you for almost 5 years my first vid I watched was 420 blaze-it

  • @whyamialive8228
    @whyamialive8228 3 роки тому +7

    “i’m good at every job I do”. I probably won’t if I start getting jobs in a few or more years for now😅😓

  • @tabbywaslostflyhightweek4992
    @tabbywaslostflyhightweek4992 2 роки тому

    9:44
    **Flashbacks from when he played FNaF like 8 years ago**

  • @WorldWeave
    @WorldWeave 3 роки тому

    Female character in a video game: *exists*
    Cap: *FLIRT SKILLS A C T I V A T E!*

  • @CJ_1406
    @CJ_1406 3 роки тому +2

    Hey Cap, you should play Hard Time (Prison Sim). Its a fun 2D or 3D (depends on what type it is) offline game and I think your gonna love it. Pls like so Cap can see.

  • @ScarredHedgehog21
    @ScarredHedgehog21 2 роки тому

    Captain Sauce: Why do I have the feeling I'm going to be eaten by an animatronic bear?!
    Me: Ayo... Five Nights at Freddy's reference? Coincidence? I think not!

  • @jamesscalzo3033
    @jamesscalzo3033 3 роки тому

    Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please keep playing TABS!

  • @bless8281
    @bless8281 3 роки тому +1

    “Hey look it’s Mary Jane” 6:00

  • @zombiekillereliw7657
    @zombiekillereliw7657 3 роки тому

    Love the work cap keep it up. You bring happiness all over the world

  • @Vozars
    @Vozars 3 роки тому +1

    11:50 HE GOT 2 $ LOL

  • @hotdogmasterthefirst
    @hotdogmasterthefirst 3 роки тому

    The golden gun shot at his webcam 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Occult_Baking
    @Occult_Baking 3 роки тому +1

    We need more little nightmares two

  • @definitely_zer0
    @definitely_zer0 3 роки тому +1

    Who loves captainsauce

  • @alienromance2549
    @alienromance2549 3 роки тому +1

    Cap: I mean the XL shirts are pretty much a boat sail-
    Me, with 5xl: 👁👄💧👁

  • @Prep_Man
    @Prep_Man 3 роки тому

    1:53
    Damn MJ hit hard after Spider-Man 3

  • @danielhyndman6122
    @danielhyndman6122 3 роки тому +3

    Do u want a million dollars just watch an ad
    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Captainsauce: I never watch ads for anything

  • @TenthOfChaos
    @TenthOfChaos 2 роки тому +1

    Me: *reads title*
    Also me: Well someone made a mistake

  • @fleetadmiralauto6506
    @fleetadmiralauto6506 3 роки тому

    Those guards be rocking them Lisa Lisa shades

  • @Diablo_D6
    @Diablo_D6 3 роки тому

    The $166 in $1 bills gave me 'Let's Game It Out' vibes

  • @adrianspivey5933
    @adrianspivey5933 3 роки тому

    Captain Sauce: it's not exactly rocket biology

  • @butcherboy2008
    @butcherboy2008 2 роки тому +1

    5:40 A prisoner is required to have an identification card on them at all times. The last count of the evening is a name and number count where a prisoner must state their name and number and show their identification.

  • @naelie2288
    @naelie2288 3 роки тому +1

    Omg I’m so excited for this video

  • @twister107
    @twister107 3 роки тому

    CaptainSauce: Why do I feel like I'm about to be eaten by an animatronic bear?
    Me: *Has 4/20 flashback*

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 3 роки тому +2

    Game: Search them?
    Me: sure *slips a knife to the inmate*

  • @clo4474
    @clo4474 3 роки тому +1

    The way the money just said fuck dis shit I’m out and left and swamp ass terry was the only bill left

  • @iamsushi1056
    @iamsushi1056 3 роки тому +1

    We not gonna mention that McSameMan is 16, apparently?

  • @masonjaramillo1264
    @masonjaramillo1264 3 роки тому +1

    The best police officer officer curves

  • @toast6174
    @toast6174 3 роки тому

    Captainsauce:The internets creepy uncle

  • @bananaman1925
    @bananaman1925 3 роки тому +1

    14:36 it looks like she’s doing something unsafe for work

  • @chance1479
    @chance1479 3 роки тому +1

    15:37 I thought cap was gonna press either just kidding or will you marry me to ruin it but he thought it was his phone or he went braindead for 20 seconds which it seems like=D

  • @alexisjoelroldan2938
    @alexisjoelroldan2938 3 роки тому

    All he wanted was to print Mary Doodoo lol

  • @owencampodonico5193
    @owencampodonico5193 3 роки тому +2

    WE WANT LIL NIGHTMARES

  • @W3NDG0
    @W3NDG0 3 роки тому

    He has brought a whole new meaning to dirty cop.

  • @yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3865
    @yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3865 3 роки тому

    Love watching you in these videos

  • @adriennefleming6317
    @adriennefleming6317 3 роки тому +1

    The fire whole is called the barrel

  • @idfk9354
    @idfk9354 3 роки тому +2

    Captain Sauce :* signs something *
    The inmate : Are you a doctor ? Because u prescribed me the D

  • @burntout0212
    @burntout0212 3 роки тому

    What needs sound when you have captain sauce

  • @piglin469
    @piglin469 3 роки тому

    PIGLIN APROVED

  • @WestonEdwards783
    @WestonEdwards783 3 роки тому +2

    I watch your videos every day you’re so funny

  • @blanchburger8803
    @blanchburger8803 3 роки тому +2

    Mirrored floor in a prison cell, classy

  • @iminthevoid4145
    @iminthevoid4145 3 роки тому

    The warden is now called daddy

  • @butcherboy2008
    @butcherboy2008 2 роки тому

    13:01 In the course of every 8-hour shift, there is an officer responsible for doing a key and radio inventory.

  • @alexjena9110
    @alexjena9110 3 роки тому

    14:43, best line form the video

  • @solarist648
    @solarist648 3 роки тому +1

    Congrats on 2 mil
    But can you play more of my beautiful paper smile if it has been continued and of its not can you please do when it is continued

  • @Furn764
    @Furn764 3 роки тому

    Thief simulator is now VR game

  • @cherrylynntrigue3852
    @cherrylynntrigue3852 3 роки тому +2

    Duuuude its been like 10 videos since you made a west of loathing video

  • @karakabum5700
    @karakabum5700 3 роки тому

    0:16 Why does this guy look like Captain Sauce so much

  • @theofficialbagelman1058
    @theofficialbagelman1058 3 роки тому +1

    “I’m ready for girlfriend now” wait is that a nugget reference

    • @alexthegamer9885
      @alexthegamer9885 3 роки тому

      Like nugget from daycare?

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 3 роки тому

      @@alexthegamer9885 nugget from kindergarten the game not daycare

    • @alexthegamer9885
      @alexthegamer9885 3 роки тому

      @@thunderlordabove420 Sorry its been a while sience ive heard of it imagine they make kindergarten 3

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 3 роки тому

      @@alexthegamer9885 they haven't said anything about kindergarten 3 yet they made kindergarten 2 though

    • @theofficialbagelman1058
      @theofficialbagelman1058 3 роки тому +1

      Hello people who replied to my comment you guys are great

  • @dylandruen6121
    @dylandruen6121 3 роки тому

    This is why captain sauce is my favorite UA-cam or

  • @cornonthecobold5454
    @cornonthecobold5454 3 роки тому +4

    I GOT HERE EARLY, FINALLY

  • @dagrombomb9527
    @dagrombomb9527 3 роки тому +1

    Wouldn’t lady mr clean just be Mrs Clean

  • @ChristianAlexander-hn8yr
    @ChristianAlexander-hn8yr 3 роки тому

    Lovr your videos keep up the good work

  • @sansheh
    @sansheh 3 роки тому

    I got this game 2 days ago and now you are playing it

  • @awesomerdan5383
    @awesomerdan5383 3 роки тому

    FISHY ARMY RISE!

  • @kinlaw7220
    @kinlaw7220 3 роки тому

    Sauceman is the superior human

  • @canineshark4397
    @canineshark4397 3 роки тому

    Your videos are so fun and I stay up so I can see them