IF AN AMERICAN KID WENT TO A BRITISH SCHOOL

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  • if an American pupil came to a British UK school, this would probably be the outcome...
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  • @ajss11
    @ajss11 3 роки тому +2810

    I had an American kid at my school, I’m from the UK and he had to move schools after he was trying to be a bully and it didn’t work, everyone just took the piss out of him so much, which forced the headteacher to tell him to leave the school😂

    • @afcsaeed
      @afcsaeed 3 роки тому +149

      Ok that is funny

    • @animepotato1028
      @animepotato1028 3 роки тому +249

      @@afcsaeed ikr many people underestimate British people they think there nothing like Americans even though we don’t give a shit about bullying or being friends we just carry on with our lives and live it out on how it’s suppose to be

    • @reaslist.m1035
      @reaslist.m1035 3 роки тому +42

      Na💀😂😂that is too funny

    • @randy8238
      @randy8238 3 роки тому +107

      Similar to my school, we have an American Kid that everyone hates and no one likes them and always makes fun of British culture and he takes the piss

    • @epsilonalphaargo1948
      @epsilonalphaargo1948 3 роки тому +16

      Sonething like this could have made for an excellent comedy episode of Waterloo Road.

  • @rickybossman5835
    @rickybossman5835 3 роки тому +3947

    American: I got stabbed
    School nurse: “ice pack”

    • @filipekkochany7391
      @filipekkochany7391 3 роки тому +35

      Hahahahahhahaha u so right

    • @loks5207
      @loks5207 3 роки тому +134

      No a wet paper towel

    • @animepotato1028
      @animepotato1028 3 роки тому +24

      @@loks5207 It’s actually both but more of ice pack
      Do you even live in the UK if not don’t assume wet damp fucking paper towels

    • @Candyflss
      @Candyflss 3 роки тому +84

      @@animepotato1028 I’m in the uk and wet paper towel (specifically blue) is defos more accurate where I am! Ice is too much effort for our nurses hahaha

    • @itzhxnzel7307
      @itzhxnzel7307 3 роки тому +19

      @@animepotato1028 shut up it aint even that deep

  • @ok-hf9bx
    @ok-hf9bx 3 роки тому +565

    "Sir get the school nurse"
    Heres a paper towel

  • @apartus6852
    @apartus6852 3 роки тому +664

    As a British person who's in an American school. It's legit the opposite and people respect you. Maybe it's just my school but damn the respect here is amazing

    • @lalaland2107
      @lalaland2107 3 роки тому +94

      It's because of the accent. If a British person went to my school back then, we would've adored their accent, asked about culture, all that.
      Once, I was waiting at my old university for one of my classes to start and I was outside another classroom, and there was a Scottish or Irish professor and I was so mesmerized, I paused and listened to him for about 5 minutes.

    • @apartus6852
      @apartus6852 3 роки тому +39

      @@lalaland2107 Yup, I got so much crap from my British class when they found out I was moving to the USA.

    • @cornetthegoat814
      @cornetthegoat814 3 роки тому +26

      @@apartus6852 yk I'd love To go to an American school but idk why

    • @apartus6852
      @apartus6852 3 роки тому +21

      @@cornetthegoat814 it's much better. I've only been in school for a few weeks and so many people came up and said they wish they had my accent

    • @cornetthegoat814
      @cornetthegoat814 3 роки тому +6

      @@apartus6852 what part of England are you from I'm up north so I'm not sure if they'll like my accent

  • @billyh8684
    @billyh8684 3 роки тому +3603

    They would genuinely be bullied I’m not even joking

    • @Sumsulsulsususj
      @Sumsulsulsususj 3 роки тому +67

      Not true though is it.

    • @jabarimaloney8951
      @jabarimaloney8951 3 роки тому +367

      @@Sumsulsulsususj it is the bro unless ur a gang member or something uk people are tougher than Americans no 🧢

    • @billyh8684
      @billyh8684 3 роки тому +111

      @@Sumsulsulsususj I’m not sure if your not British but if you aren’t it’s true

    • @AGreenApple_
      @AGreenApple_ 3 роки тому +128

      @@Sumsulsulsususj bro you’d get fucking battered my guy.

    • @Sumsulsulsususj
      @Sumsulsulsususj 3 роки тому +10

      @@AGreenApple_ stop the cap

  • @keatoni8809
    @keatoni8809 3 роки тому +468

    Boy: “Get the school nurse!”
    Nurse: “ICE”

  • @thomasdufall4248
    @thomasdufall4248 3 роки тому +473

    try these ideas
    types of people at camping
    if roadmen were prime minister
    types of nitty's
    types of siblings I'm pretty sure you've done this but I can't remember
    if you tubers got caught lacking
    more story time
    some of them rant great but just thought it might help like so Jonny can see

  • @luciusmaifoy7853
    @luciusmaifoy7853 3 роки тому +316

    As a person in a British secondary school I can say that any American would die within the first 60 seconds
    AND YOU DID THE NONCE TEACHER YESS
    THIS IS PERFECT

  • @HashimMohammed_8BP
    @HashimMohammed_8BP 3 роки тому +1740

    If an American kid went to a British school they’d get bollocked

    • @otdubs1090
      @otdubs1090 3 роки тому +29

      goes both ways

    • @a_name1
      @a_name1 3 роки тому +118

      @@otdubs1090 man shut up go eat nuggets and chips 🍟

    • @4bdurrahm4n
      @4bdurrahm4n 3 роки тому +2

      @@a_name1 tm

    • @teemunii247
      @teemunii247 3 роки тому +110

      @@lukewiltshire1361 making us sound wet

    • @kiratiafletcher
      @kiratiafletcher 3 роки тому +2

      @@lukewiltshire1361 facts

  • @mxlteser9442
    @mxlteser9442 3 роки тому +205

    Funny thing that we had dis American kid actually come to our school he only lasted a year kmt he literally got violated for his accent and wore converse's a bit of a sticky situation...

    • @shampoo4450
      @shampoo4450 3 роки тому +4

      Same🤣🤣

    • @weirdweirdo7789
      @weirdweirdo7789 3 роки тому +3

      Oh my lol

    • @pkyt2458
      @pkyt2458 3 роки тому +4

      Ratid some neeky american kid a wear converse come a school a eediat that 😂😂

    • @Mk-tb2zf
      @Mk-tb2zf 3 роки тому

      We had an American English teacher he quit after a month

    • @Mk-tb2zf
      @Mk-tb2zf 3 роки тому

      A month might be exaggerated maybe 3 months

  • @drilltok7838
    @drilltok7838 3 роки тому +1489

    Americans wouldn't last a day in a UK school without getting absolutely violated 😂 but at the same time we wouldn't last a day in an American school without getting shot in a maths lesson 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @Sam-vx7ej
      @Sam-vx7ej 3 роки тому +99

      @CARR61 uqA:! Omg dude what A roast ur so cool

    • @editsbybenji962
      @editsbybenji962 3 роки тому +63

      @CARR61 uqA:! absolutely trembling still

    • @displeasedgentleman7360
      @displeasedgentleman7360 3 роки тому +58

      @CARR61 uqA:! good luck with the year 7s

    • @schnitts7683
      @schnitts7683 3 роки тому +41

      @CARR61 uqA:! for some reason I think a knife beat a big fat dude but that’s just my opinion

    • @joecreg5236
      @joecreg5236 3 роки тому +12

      @@schnitts7683 I think a gun would beat a year 7 but just my opinion

  • @jimmyjeffinson176
    @jimmyjeffinson176 3 роки тому +302

    There was actually an American kid who went to my school called Michael and he was the most annoying kid around! He would constantly 'correct' people when they said something like "these crisps are tasty'and he would say 'those are chips idiot! And he would try brag about hpw tuff he was and how everyone in America had guns. Then one day he made the stupid decision of walking up to a kid called Alfred (a really tough kid) and started making fun of his posh accent then alfred kneed him in the stomach and repeatedly smashed his head into the wall until it bled! Alfred was expelled and Mitchell left but Alfred is still rememberd as a kind of hero.

    • @chiru4017
      @chiru4017 3 роки тому +31

      Fell bad for Alfred tho

    • @BlacknPMild
      @BlacknPMild 2 роки тому +10

      Stop the 🧢

    • @darania1
      @darania1 2 роки тому +7

      Was his dad Bruce Waynes butler...;)

    • @norbertruiz5110
      @norbertruiz5110 2 роки тому +5

      You've gotta be capping

    • @djslavsui
      @djslavsui 2 роки тому +15

      Free my g Alfred. He didn't do anything

  • @vdb1920
    @vdb1920 3 роки тому +1151

    This guy had a bad day he got stabbed nonced on rejected roasted and worst of all he never even got that sandwich

  • @sistersimply930
    @sistersimply930 3 роки тому +413

    “Give me your lunch money”
    “Ye fucking wot what jwant that for the food heres mingin”

  • @Zreyyt
    @Zreyyt 3 роки тому +3852

    Yesss the skits r backkkk 🤩

  • @ajm2612
    @ajm2612 Рік тому +31

    in england we dont have bullies, we just have people who can be an arse one day and alr the other

    • @KrystalCurtis-qq5me
      @KrystalCurtis-qq5me 6 днів тому

      That’s not entirely true. I’m British and I get bullied at my school

  • @pcwillis7131
    @pcwillis7131 3 роки тому +295

    British Kid: *Pulls out a spoon*
    American Kid: Is that a Knife? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @zali290778
      @zali290778 3 роки тому +11

      Your everywhere man but your a legend

    • @cdot9207
      @cdot9207 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @imtiaz5902
      @imtiaz5902 3 роки тому +6

      Ayoo i see u everywhere😭😭

    • @andrejoseph5543
      @andrejoseph5543 3 роки тому +3

      Init bruv 😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂

    • @mz2168
      @mz2168 3 роки тому +2

      Yo I see this guy everywhere

  • @zggydred
    @zggydred 3 роки тому +2103

    The dislikes are American bullies

  • @lukejones9497
    @lukejones9497 3 роки тому +2286

    i love when Americans flex that their country is more dangerous lol

    • @tmyeeterydeetery1579
      @tmyeeterydeetery1579 3 роки тому +220

      ik yall british hits scary with ur fuckin swords n shit

    • @blizzard1198
      @blizzard1198 3 роки тому +98

      @@tmyeeterydeetery1579 are you trying yo start an argument

    • @joelj5501
      @joelj5501 3 роки тому +24

      Only thing is their schools

    • @lukejones9497
      @lukejones9497 3 роки тому +79

      @@tmyeeterydeetery1579 some ppl act like knives cant kill you haha

    • @hibsontop
      @hibsontop 3 роки тому +55

      @@tmyeeterydeetery1579 you tryna talk loud init?

  • @ScpDrRisha
    @ScpDrRisha Рік тому +78

    I'm British myself and this is relateable whether it's meant to be or not 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dancostello4872
    @dancostello4872 3 роки тому +316

    "The UK is very nitty gritty, like we insult each other as friends..."
    Meanwhile the USA is just nitty lmao

    • @andrejoseph5543
      @andrejoseph5543 3 роки тому +6

      We don't insult mates. We just fun . Not in a mean way .

    • @nikkigothard3110
      @nikkigothard3110 3 роки тому +4

      Nah bro u heard of banter

    • @dancostello4872
      @dancostello4872 3 роки тому +4

      @@nikkigothard3110 I'm literally British lad... I was making a joke that the US are tapped 🙄

    • @ChezyInParis
      @ChezyInParis 3 роки тому

      Ur 69th like 😏

    • @lukedonnelly4326
      @lukedonnelly4326 3 роки тому +1

      I'm american and my friends and i talk to each other the exact way they show in the vid😂

  • @marcostone8078
    @marcostone8078 3 роки тому +2850

    Do it reversed with ‘What if a British kid went to an American school’
    Like if you agree

  • @thewasp9476
    @thewasp9476 3 роки тому +591

    British school
    American kid: be quite punk
    British kid: swear to god my man's gunna get chefed up

    • @bobbyharris5507
      @bobbyharris5507 3 роки тому +8

      how can my yute say bladclad

    • @jayceemasterson7020
      @jayceemasterson7020 3 роки тому +7

      @@bobbyharris5507 man said my yute

    • @coutinihoho7927
      @coutinihoho7927 3 роки тому +19

      British slang can beat any shit the Americans throw at us

    • @Goldenxbih
      @Goldenxbih 3 роки тому +1

      @@coutinihoho7927 fr

    • @shots4932
      @shots4932 3 роки тому +2

      Bruh UK kids weak what u on about mate

  • @LegitimateKill
    @LegitimateKill 3 роки тому +94

    I’m American and I love a good joke. These were all very light-hearted. Would love it if you ripped into us even harder. Hahahaaa. Also, your accent and American vernacular, although stereotypical, quite accurate. lol

    • @donathan2933
      @donathan2933 2 роки тому +4

      Same I like it to. But I’ll let the stereotypes slide cuz America as a whole stereotype British ppl and the rest of the world

    • @gods_milk4758
      @gods_milk4758 2 роки тому +1

      Dont tell me americans actually sound like that

    • @AK-hr9pm
      @AK-hr9pm 2 роки тому

      @@gods_milk4758 literally watch any movie, there should be an American there, you should know what Americans sound like lmao

    • @vzemphira9154
      @vzemphira9154 2 роки тому +1

      I respect u, mist Americans get offended by this and chat wess

    • @uraveragesimpdownthestreet5583
      @uraveragesimpdownthestreet5583 2 роки тому

      Agreed

  • @T-y-39
    @T-y-39 3 роки тому +1418

    Being a person in British schools, I can say this is damn accurate

    • @T-y-39
      @T-y-39 3 роки тому +6

      I'm british

    • @T-y-39
      @T-y-39 3 роки тому +1

      @M o o r a t 1 2 I was just saying.

    • @peachcrumbs641
      @peachcrumbs641 3 роки тому +8

      What getting shanked up and that innit bruv while hustling vapes to get a few quid

    • @T-y-39
      @T-y-39 3 роки тому +8

      @@peachcrumbs641 The fuck? XD [True tho]

    • @displeasedgentleman7360
      @displeasedgentleman7360 3 роки тому +12

      Don’t mess with the year 7
      Don’t
      I beg of you

  • @tilt4561
    @tilt4561 3 роки тому +672

    "how deep is the cut"
    "about 2 inches"
    "perfect"
    THE NDL SEND OUR REGARDS

  • @vscythex_35
    @vscythex_35 3 роки тому +491

    As an Aussie I could definitely say that Australian schools and English schools are definitely relatable and if an American kid came to our school they would get violated

    • @apersonyouwillneverknow1430
      @apersonyouwillneverknow1430 3 роки тому +19

      literally💀 they think they won't

    • @BigBrainCasper
      @BigBrainCasper 3 роки тому +30

      same opposite though, if a british kid went to a school in like New York then they would get bullied hard asf too lmao

    • @apersonyouwillneverknow1430
      @apersonyouwillneverknow1430 3 роки тому +9

      @@BigBrainCasper my cousin went to a high school in Michigan Detroit lmao, and apparently they love her accent

    • @rfvyrvendw3147
      @rfvyrvendw3147 3 роки тому +12

      @@BigBrainCasper I lived in the US for a year and I became the bully lmfao

    • @BigBrainCasper
      @BigBrainCasper 3 роки тому +4

      @@apersonyouwillneverknow1430 yea i lived in NY before and im european so i also have a accent, they always like u aslong as u dont do anything wrong and dont act tuff. But idk how it is in detroid though.

  • @Dahlia_Sweetie
    @Dahlia_Sweetie 2 роки тому +30

    I was born and raised in the uk until 2015 and I’ve been in the US for a few years now.
    If I lived in the US until like year 9 or something and moved back to the UK right now… i must admit, I would probably not survive 😂
    I mean, I know how it’s like in UK secondary school since I still talk to my UK friends but like, I would probably still not survive since my high school is literally nice and accepting of everyone. all the bullies are literally so quiet and don’t even do a lot💀 they just insult you once and it isn’t even hurting

  • @simplyrealistc1232
    @simplyrealistc1232 3 роки тому +1213

    American: Tries to bully British kid
    British kid: “I’m about to end this mans whole career”

    • @prankmaster0
      @prankmaster0 3 роки тому +86

      Everyone gangsta until the American kid pulls out the glock

    • @amyjohnson5115
      @amyjohnson5115 3 роки тому +6

      @@prankmaster0 oop-

    • @amyjohnson5115
      @amyjohnson5115 3 роки тому +27

      @@prankmaster0 nah bruv bc they will pull out the spoon

    • @wolfslayer1997
      @wolfslayer1997 3 роки тому +12

      @@prankmaster0 toch me G and I sware on my mums life I will pop you

    • @wolfslayer1997
      @wolfslayer1997 3 роки тому +7

      English kid

  • @disguisedshrimp8742
    @disguisedshrimp8742 3 роки тому +451

    If an American kid went into a year 7 class man they would suffocate from the BO off all the wannabe roadman year 7s 😂

    • @Milkpastasoup
      @Milkpastasoup 3 роки тому +32

      that is if they manage to not get shanked withing the first hr

    • @jc_9787
      @jc_9787 3 роки тому +25

      You have a roblox profile picture you're defo the wannabe roadman year 7 here.

    • @disguisedshrimp8742
      @disguisedshrimp8742 3 роки тому +4

      @@jc_9787 nah mate had this account for years 🤣

    • @k33le58
      @k33le58 3 роки тому +1

      What's BO? Everyone says it by I don't know what it is

    • @jc_9787
      @jc_9787 3 роки тому +16

      @@k33le58 You're defo a set 8 if you don't know what BO means

  • @hyperjump7385
    @hyperjump7385 3 роки тому +309

    Someone breaking a bone
    Teacher's get a wet paper towel
    That's the story of my sad childhood 😂😂😂

    • @freddyfox7268
      @freddyfox7268 3 роки тому +5

      Nah the teachers at my primary school would be like you fine walk it off except this one teacher who actually cared about kids

    • @jasminelovesart1
      @jasminelovesart1 3 роки тому +3

      Similar in Australia we get an ice pack

    • @jasminelovesart1
      @jasminelovesart1 3 роки тому

      @Shadow My school's a bit different to yours but they'd probably give you a bandaid or something or something useles

    • @twdgames23
      @twdgames23 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @farhanaazad4397
      @farhanaazad4397 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr thats what the teachers would say in primary school

  • @ItzOwo
    @ItzOwo 3 роки тому +116

    If an American wants to see what British schools arel ike, watch a series called The Inbetweeners.

  • @charlieherbert1781
    @charlieherbert1781 3 роки тому +357

    New skit idea “types of bike riders”
    Eg, roadman on a bike,
    Wheelie kid,
    Kid who thinks he is actually good,
    Kid who is actually good,
    Kid who cant ride a bike

    • @charlieherbert1781
      @charlieherbert1781 3 роки тому +24

      @William Beashel he could be a bike shop mechanic

    • @charlieherbert1781
      @charlieherbert1781 3 роки тому +7

      @A Playz ok then... bro r u skunked this kid is getting loud when on his 3 most recent posts he has got NO VIEWS. That must feel bad having to sr peoples content🤭

    • @original2261
      @original2261 3 роки тому +6

      this is the worst possible video idea i’ve ever read

    • @Noahhh-fe7ne
      @Noahhh-fe7ne 3 роки тому +5

      @A Playz why you getting mouthy you nerd it was a decent vid idea

    • @charlieherbert1781
      @charlieherbert1781 3 роки тому +3

      @A Playz 151 likes compared to 3 i wonder what idea people prefer pipe down

  • @n1tr142
    @n1tr142 3 роки тому +499

    “I didn’t know u could get hurt from a knife” 😂

  • @Str1ke-YT
    @Str1ke-YT 3 роки тому +298

    Man, if Americans went to our schools in Britain, they'd hear words that they never knew could be so offensive in any capacity
    Being called an 'unseasoned cabbage' in proper British slang could never hurt if u said it in America

    • @joebainbridge2636
      @joebainbridge2636 3 роки тому +4

      lol facts , calling someone a fucking donut is an insult lol

    • @travismeek9609
      @travismeek9609 2 роки тому

      @@joebainbridge2636 yo do people say helmet offensively too?

    • @squarewalnut240
      @squarewalnut240 2 роки тому +16

      Y'all call eachother "unseasonably cabbage"?

    • @squarewalnut240
      @squarewalnut240 2 роки тому +1

      @@rhys45 lol

    • @bfvybe2508
      @bfvybe2508 2 роки тому +20

      @@squarewalnut240 people don’t call each others unseasoned cabbage he’s just saying u could say pretty much anything in the right context and it can still make u feel like shit, just gotta have the iq to slate someone on dat level

  • @reverseflash8385
    @reverseflash8385 Рік тому +2

    Love how the bully in the first clip said
    "Are you friggin deth?!"

  • @JK-lq6nv
    @JK-lq6nv 3 роки тому +912

    Johnny is literally the only guy keeping me going and entertained during lockdown

    • @MohamedAli-nm9kd
      @MohamedAli-nm9kd 3 роки тому +38

      Are you brain dead or have you not heard of ksi

    • @sahdev_967
      @sahdev_967 3 роки тому +4

      Fax

    • @sahdev_967
      @sahdev_967 3 роки тому +11

      @@MohamedAli-nm9kd I think he meant in terms of skits

    • @ajd5697
      @ajd5697 3 роки тому +16

      Didn’t u comment the same thing on chunks video and ksi video

    • @quickdead6757
      @quickdead6757 3 роки тому +2

      Yh init

  • @2jzsam270
    @2jzsam270 3 роки тому +150

    I love how Johnny can make a fool of himself and not be embarrassed to upload it...
    Respect

  • @johnnyriche9636
    @johnnyriche9636 3 роки тому +453

    As an American, I have never in my life heard a bully say "hey, punk!"

    • @Mawhinz
      @Mawhinz 3 роки тому +28

      What about douchebag?

    • @johnnyriche9636
      @johnnyriche9636 3 роки тому +26

      @@Mawhinz no

    • @juniorcrusher2245
      @juniorcrusher2245 3 роки тому +55

      @@johnnyriche9636 🧢

    • @eaqua56
      @eaqua56 3 роки тому +73

      I know! And talking about stealing lunch money. Like bro, this isn’t the ‘80s 😂

    • @yusufrahim8187
      @yusufrahim8187 3 роки тому +5

      How are bullies like in America

  • @taskeen_xd
    @taskeen_xd 2 роки тому +41

    I'm a Londoner , and this was absolutely hilarious to watch 🤣🤣

    • @TripleSevenStars
      @TripleSevenStars 2 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @helpme.2996
      @helpme.2996 Рік тому +1

      Same

    • @bI00n
      @bI00n Рік тому

      I was born in Chester and I live in north wales so we still speak English but I don’t have a proper British accent, if we go on holiday somewhere they think we are scows tho.

  • @cxrys352
    @cxrys352 3 роки тому +74

    Him: *gets stabbed*
    Teacher: put a wet paper towel on it!

  • @Assalamualeikumihwan
    @Assalamualeikumihwan 3 роки тому +236

    I like how whenever Johnny portrays an America yute he’s makes em look like an absolute waist man lmao 😂

  • @zhivans
    @zhivans 3 роки тому +129

    “I didn’t know knifes could actually hurt me, I thought it was just guns” OMFG I’m American and that has me weak.

    • @mel-mf4dr
      @mel-mf4dr 3 роки тому +9

      you deffo are American if you thought that was the funniest part of the video loll

    • @rfvyrvendw3147
      @rfvyrvendw3147 3 роки тому +3

      I can tell you’re american

    • @tayolenson2268
      @tayolenson2268 3 роки тому +1

      @@mel-mf4dr stfu

    • @mel-mf4dr
      @mel-mf4dr 3 роки тому

      @@tayolenson2268 someone’s sad, cry x

    • @mel-mf4dr
      @mel-mf4dr 3 роки тому

      @sarah I’m guessing you’re American too?

  • @siringc
    @siringc Рік тому +10

    As an American who's been in 6 different schools I gotta say that it really depends on what school you go to whether you come across people like this, but I also gotta say that this skit was comedy gold lmao

  • @Black_Grimace
    @Black_Grimace 3 роки тому +143

    Do road man vs football hooligans rivalry, or even if they swapped places for a day

  • @hak33m68
    @hak33m68 3 роки тому +400

    I’m American and this was lowkey really funny 😂😂

    • @xentris2853
      @xentris2853 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @DeathForFrenci
      @DeathForFrenci 3 роки тому +11

      Don’t get too offended mate

    • @pubgplayer1720
      @pubgplayer1720 3 роки тому +9

      Lmao Prom King and Queen has to be the stupidest concept ever 🤣

    • @Fatawu02
      @Fatawu02 3 роки тому +25

      Finally an American that isn't a Karen and can take a joke

    • @hak33m68
      @hak33m68 3 роки тому +22

      @@DeathForFrenci lmao i just said it was funny 💀😭

  • @nicolevincent5680
    @nicolevincent5680 3 роки тому +126

    I had a jacket like that in year 9 when it was cool and everyone kept singing High School Musical songs 😂😂

  • @LilXancheX
    @LilXancheX 2 роки тому +12

    4:36 my favorite character on this channel lmao
    “I’ve never seen a boy with 3 holes in his body before” 🤣

  • @user-ne3gf8mo6s
    @user-ne3gf8mo6s 3 роки тому +36

    Student: I’ve been stabbed
    School nurse: paper towel
    😂

  • @freddiefuller6805
    @freddiefuller6805 3 роки тому +107

    Johnny always finds a way to get a nonce in the skits😂😂

  • @dontevenask1487
    @dontevenask1487 3 роки тому +18

    Lool the second he hit him with the "What, you talking to me" I knew straight away shits gone left lmao😂

  • @razor275
    @razor275 2 роки тому +17

    This guy is actually so good, I'm actually both British and American so I know exactly how it feels so yeah my man's right.
    He has this thing with his eyes that give him a special effect in the skits. Who else noticed??

    • @DemonSlayer-og8nm
      @DemonSlayer-og8nm 2 роки тому

      The important thing here is the accent. Which one ya got?

    • @razor275
      @razor275 2 роки тому

      @@DemonSlayer-og8nm both, mixed accent 😂😂 I’m from both countries aswell

  • @Buxtonarmyy
    @Buxtonarmyy 3 роки тому +234

    If I was new to Johnny’s channel I’d think he’s actually American, everything is so on point 😂

    • @brendanhigginson7996
      @brendanhigginson7996 3 роки тому +10

      Where you from Canada

    • @Scrimzo
      @Scrimzo 3 роки тому

      @@brendanhigginson7996 Im saying

    • @paulcusumano7888
      @paulcusumano7888 3 роки тому +8

      Bro where yo from🤣

    • @Green-ld6ud
      @Green-ld6ud 3 роки тому +17

      Oh hell naw, where you from? Highschool musical?

    • @Vvsmercury
      @Vvsmercury 3 роки тому +2

      huh u dont even live ni the us huh

  • @tylerthegeeza7067
    @tylerthegeeza7067 3 роки тому +434

    There’s a American in my school and he got chased by like 50 people on his first day
    355 likes wtf 😳 😂

  • @marcusmccann8170
    @marcusmccann8170 3 роки тому +97

    Types of driving instructors or types of people on their driving test would be good

    • @borisjohnson7553
      @borisjohnson7553 3 роки тому

      That one driving instructor that is really aggressive

    • @samfreeman286
      @samfreeman286 3 роки тому

      @@borisjohnson7553 Yh😂

    • @samfreeman286
      @samfreeman286 3 роки тому +5

      Or types of homeless people. Types of taxi drivers. Types of nhs nurses or doctors or types of firemen. Types of students at college or university. Types of Rich people and different types of restaurant drive through workers

  • @jonathanjoestar__
    @jonathanjoestar__ 3 роки тому +2

    They would get cheffed up before they could even say 'wanna take this outside?'

    • @Nathandawe3
      @Nathandawe3 3 роки тому

      Cheers johnny

    • @soulja89
      @soulja89 2 роки тому

      sure they would jonathan LMAOO

  • @judofanatic.1565
    @judofanatic.1565 3 роки тому +23

    4:02 when he walked in you knew it was a long day😂

  • @WillBowenclassiccars
    @WillBowenclassiccars 3 роки тому +143

    Thing is this is what acc would happen if an American went to a British school. 🤣everyone would just tell them to shut up

    • @diegovalle7689
      @diegovalle7689 3 роки тому +11

      hell nah y’all think a average american student is a white kid who bullies people for lunch money🤣

    • @paulcusumano7888
      @paulcusumano7888 3 роки тому +9

      Trust me this is not accurate idk if it’s just cuz I’m from Florida but nobody in America is like this and white kids definitely don’t run the school

    • @ytkl-jt8019
      @ytkl-jt8019 3 роки тому +1

      @@paulcusumano7888 it's a stereotype skit. The person who made this video knows this is not what happens in America

    • @isahaque5237
      @isahaque5237 3 роки тому

      @@diegovalle7689 But when your free school meals

    • @encrypt609
      @encrypt609 3 роки тому +1

      @@paulcusumano7888 idk it probably depends where in US I met someone from Texas and they told me people settle beef with dance battles lmao

  • @siregaming1013
    @siregaming1013 3 роки тому +310

    I'm American and this is so freaking true everybody thinks there all that and a bag of chips
    edit: that's why I'm just a casual.

    • @siregaming1013
      @siregaming1013 3 роки тому +6

      @ManoUploads no i am

    • @douba_plusa
      @douba_plusa 3 роки тому +8

      ​@ManoUploads yeah thats an expression some people use here but I aint heard that in a while😂😂

    • @Scrimzo
      @Scrimzo 3 роки тому +2

      @@siregaming1013 nah ya your def not bruh

    • @donathan2933
      @donathan2933 3 роки тому

      @@siregaming1013 oh yeah I found out the hard way that chips in the Uk meant fries 🤣

    • @inyabloodclatt7242
      @inyabloodclatt7242 3 роки тому +3

      Boy you been raised in a white school don't even talk on fonem 😂😂😂

  • @black4pienus
    @black4pienus 2 роки тому +5

    I see in a lot of things that us Dutch and British people have in common. We're blunt/direct. Insulting your friends actually means you like em. No way we would tell a friend we love em. We do that with insults. (And that while I just said how direct we are. lol. But you get it.) We don't need to be the best in everything. We don't think it's cool to join after school programs or school clubs.

  • @switzlz5495
    @switzlz5495 3 роки тому +52

    The nurse should of gave him a icepack

  • @ImTopTeirSBD02
    @ImTopTeirSBD02 3 роки тому +66

    American kid gets stabbed
    Nurse: here a cup of water

    • @filipekkochany7391
      @filipekkochany7391 3 роки тому +3

      BRO THATS true

    • @ImTopTeirSBD02
      @ImTopTeirSBD02 3 роки тому +2

      Mate when I was at secondary my mate broke his arm in football and while he was waiting for his mum the nurse game he a cold pack and a cup of water for a f---ING broken arm

    • @demunking5536
      @demunking5536 3 роки тому

      No this is innacurate.
      Someone gets broken leg
      Nurse: ice pack

    • @marinenico1993
      @marinenico1993 3 роки тому

      @@ImTopTeirSBD02 She probably couldn’t give him pain killers or some other medicine so she probably gave him water to calm him down from the stress

    • @ibrahim-sj2cr
      @ibrahim-sj2cr 3 роки тому

      and a paracetamol (acetaminophen)

  • @niamhppprrsson3719
    @niamhppprrsson3719 3 роки тому +219

    Teacher: What becomes before 47
    Most of the kids: 46
    The American: AK
    Edit: Jesus Habjeebus so many likes- thankyou :0

  • @marialarssonortino9517
    @marialarssonortino9517 2 роки тому +6

    Johnny’s videos are so good cause I can actually relate to them.

  • @ZiaThe1st
    @ZiaThe1st 3 роки тому +22

    YO I ALWAYS IMAGINED THIS!!
    Please do if an British person went to an American school

    • @Zequabtw
      @Zequabtw 3 роки тому

      nah if a roadman went to an american high school

    • @boobees6184
      @boobees6184 3 роки тому

      @@Zequabtw both

    • @ZiaThe1st
      @ZiaThe1st 3 роки тому

      @@Zequabtw yeah both/ what I mesnt

  • @tictac4244
    @tictac4244 3 роки тому +72

    Nonce: *enters the room with a helpless child in it*
    Now that’s a bruh moment of I’ve ever seen one

  • @hadin2993
    @hadin2993 3 роки тому +25

    "I thought you could only get hurt form a gun" 😂😂he violated with that one 😭😂

  • @Ilovelangs
    @Ilovelangs Рік тому +1

    Nah man why this so accurate. Asspecially the banter

  • @xenithL
    @xenithL 3 роки тому +54

    Sometimes i am actually convinced that Johnny's Characters are different people

    • @kytecartlidge6728
      @kytecartlidge6728 3 роки тому +1

      Shut up fortnite kid

    • @Kian213
      @Kian213 3 роки тому +1

      @@kytecartlidge6728 shut up if he likes a game let him like it

    • @durxer7607
      @durxer7607 3 роки тому

      @@Kian213 fortnite though

    • @Fatawu02
      @Fatawu02 3 роки тому

      @@Kian213 init

    • @midnightrc2489
      @midnightrc2489 3 роки тому

      Yeah no fn

  • @Scrimzo
    @Scrimzo 3 роки тому +44

    Bro what’s up with that Disney channel ass bully? 💀😭 that shit had me weak we don’t even bully ova here we just be chilling 😂

    • @andrejoseph5543
      @andrejoseph5543 3 роки тому

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @gladius7583
      @gladius7583 3 роки тому

      If you don’t bully then why are there kids shooting up schools then

    • @sillylittleshart
      @sillylittleshart 3 роки тому

      I find that incredibly hard do believe..

    • @jalissaarchuleta6736
      @jalissaarchuleta6736 3 роки тому +1

      Idk what school he came from but yes american schools do have bullying, just nothing like in movies.

    • @TheVeron
      @TheVeron 3 роки тому

      @@gladius7583 cuz they got ops

  • @jack6815
    @jack6815 3 роки тому +30

    “HaNd oVeR uR lUnCh MoNeY”
    “Dafuq is dat?”🤣😂

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon 3 роки тому +2

    American kid: No metal detectors? Is this school?

  • @shayany7648
    @shayany7648 3 роки тому +6

    2:26 Johnny as the American kid: ''ArE YoU fRicKIN DeAtH!

  • @jkf.15
    @jkf.15 3 роки тому +39

    Video idea: if british people went to american schools

    • @Wavvyy_Ls
      @Wavvyy_Ls 3 роки тому +5

      British ppl in America would defo run the skl wallah

    • @HirstMovies
      @HirstMovies 3 роки тому

      @@Wavvyy_Ls lol Americans actually like brits well girls at least tho it’s annoying AF when they stereo type us

    • @tomk5684
      @tomk5684 3 роки тому +1

      @@HirstMovies wtf English please

    • @HirstMovies
      @HirstMovies 3 роки тому

      @@tomk5684 it was just stupid autocorrect lmao

    • @Elias-yd4ib
      @Elias-yd4ib 3 роки тому

      @@Wavvyy_Ls lol I’m pretty sure it’s the same both ways

  • @man-spider8365
    @man-spider8365 3 роки тому +24

    That second skit with the girls is so accurate whenever I go to a school the girls in the u.k always talk like that and don’t understand anything not sexist just in the u.k most school girls are like this

    • @maximumforce8275
      @maximumforce8275 3 роки тому +2

      Must be hard to keep up.

    • @penguinarts
      @penguinarts 3 роки тому +1

      I believe you are talking about chavs. I'm lucky to go to a UK school where the chavs are in smaller numbers. Obviously there a little sub groups of chavs but there's not very many full on chavs. I'm a girl and am not a chav (I'd look mad with all the orange fake tan stuff they put on cos I have ginger hair).

    • @man-spider8365
      @man-spider8365 3 роки тому +1

      @@penguinarts oh yeah I forgot about the tan why do they put so much on it’s pretty disgusting I’m not going to lie

  • @pumpkinpepsi
    @pumpkinpepsi 3 роки тому +3

    Okay as a London girl who lives in the US now I want to show EVERYONE I KNOW HERE this lolll I was always trying to explain to my ex (American) who thought "all girls always want the rich preppy guys with rich families and a car and be taken on posh dates" etc and I was like NOOOO I've never cared about any of that you just gotta vibe with someone and little rich boys are actually off putting and he thought I was "trying to appear not shallow" or that maybe "british girls are decent/"proper"(?!)/ "TRADITIONAL" " lolllllll and I was like no its not that hahaha

  • @brianconlan1255
    @brianconlan1255 3 роки тому +31

    His American persona reminds me of Colby Covington.

  • @sammy_0643
    @sammy_0643 3 роки тому +27

    Do a skit about kids in virtual lessons that’ll be sick 🤣

  • @Randomperson-tu5we
    @Randomperson-tu5we 3 роки тому +42

    Love how the r’s from the “American” were so emphasised lmaooooo
    Errrrrrrm

  • @DeltaDubs89
    @DeltaDubs89 5 днів тому

    Had an American in my school. He tried to bully me because i was the guy who kept to myself and got bullied constantly. I knocked him spark out when he cornered me on the field when i was cuddling with my girlfriend at the time and gained a little respect from those who bullied me. Fizzled out by the next year and i was back to being bullied again but it was nice to have that moment of respect.

  • @bl4zk113
    @bl4zk113 3 роки тому +62

    "Fun Fact": You Can't Breathe While Smiling. Joking, Just Wanted To Make You Smile :)))

    • @ayz5190
      @ayz5190 3 роки тому +6

      Jokes on you I read the whole comment before trying it , but I smiled 😦

    • @CudethRed2308
      @CudethRed2308 3 роки тому +2

      r u wet

    • @jyk4736
      @jyk4736 3 роки тому +2

      John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.,

    • @adamsorrell5098
      @adamsorrell5098 3 роки тому +2

      He should do a behind the scenes of skits don’t u think

    • @oxygen6005
      @oxygen6005 3 роки тому +1

      @@jyk4736 John 69:420 "Yes g, God just did a madness you know yea he impregnated some bitch without her consent and then when the baby was fully grown, God watched as it was killed on a cross that was then worshipped."

  • @grasseater
    @grasseater 3 роки тому +59

    "Big man tingz innit bruv" - Callum, year 7

  • @SpicyProductions.
    @SpicyProductions. 3 роки тому +27

    American student: gets stabbed
    Nurse: Your fine fam you will just havto take dat ice pack innit

  • @masoncardenas3361
    @masoncardenas3361 3 роки тому +2

    Do one if a British kid went to a American school he wouldn’t last a second

  • @zaziorambero1179
    @zaziorambero1179 3 роки тому +48

    If someone from an urban public school came to a British school, everyone would piss their pants.

    • @GH29111
      @GH29111 3 роки тому +1

      Not true tho is it

    • @schnitts7683
      @schnitts7683 3 роки тому +1

      Is that everyone as in the urban kids parents and family or am I misunderstanding something

    • @fightclub7577
      @fightclub7577 3 роки тому +1

      I don’t think so. He’s either going to fit in or he’s going to be the go to joke for the year.

    • @sorrysorry1877
      @sorrysorry1877 3 роки тому +6

      No they wouldn’t lmao an American kid went to my school and he got bullied that bad he had to leave 😂😂

    • @graffittigecko.2290
      @graffittigecko.2290 3 роки тому

      Piss their pants from laughter, they would.

  • @zaklyon9340
    @zaklyon9340 3 роки тому +25

    This Mandem is underrated
    Also if you’re running out of ideas you can do more story time and I got other skits such as
    Types of people at a swimming pool
    Types of people at a amusement park
    Year 7 vs year 11 at birthday parties

  • @micky2009
    @micky2009 3 роки тому +42

    johnnys neighbours hearing him scream be like: 👁️👄👁️

  • @vicp1990
    @vicp1990 2 роки тому +2

    As soon as this kid said ive watched bullies in films i knew this was gonna be trash. None of these road men would last in south central, south side chicago or the bronx lmao

  • @SoloBeing1
    @SoloBeing1 3 роки тому +29

    British kid should've said "Oi Mandem!"
    And the whole roadman gang come over.

    • @lilniga161
      @lilniga161 3 роки тому +1

      To have some tea and buiscuits

    • @SoloBeing1
      @SoloBeing1 3 роки тому +2

      @@lilniga161 biscuits* :)

    • @SoloBeing1
      @SoloBeing1 3 роки тому +2

      @@lilniga161 and not alot of us Brits speak like that

    • @vn9574
      @vn9574 3 роки тому +3

      @@SoloBeing1 bo'ah of wa'ah

    • @SoloBeing1
      @SoloBeing1 3 роки тому +1

      @@vn9574Britain will forcefully colonise you if you dare

  • @kaniboy_1018
    @kaniboy_1018 3 роки тому +36

    That one American kid who thinks he can take us UK lot

    • @w4976.
      @w4976. 3 роки тому +2

      Init 😂

    • @andrejoseph5543
      @andrejoseph5543 3 роки тому

      Yo my broski 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

    • @shannon3741
      @shannon3741 3 роки тому

      🙄🥱

    • @maxcook356
      @maxcook356 3 роки тому

      I know. I live in Stirling, I don't usually see violence, but when I'm in trouble i atleast fight back.

    • @w4976.
      @w4976. 3 роки тому

      @@shannon3741 neek

  • @guitarguy7847
    @guitarguy7847 3 роки тому +75

    Damn man that American impersonating a Brit was actually on point 👌🏻😂

  • @sarahharries2155
    @sarahharries2155 Рік тому +3

    Once an American kid came and tried to be a bully but everyone just oofed him

  • @DO3.GamingSnack-eu9nk
    @DO3.GamingSnack-eu9nk 3 роки тому +6

    An American bully is like the quiet kid from here 😂😂😂

  • @sonotderpp5813
    @sonotderpp5813 3 роки тому +47

    There was an American kid in my school and he acted just like that because he tried squaring up to the biggest guy in school only thing is I'm irish and the American moved schools because he got broken arm and leg when he tried bullying the toughest guy in school the funny thing is the teachers didn't do crap

    • @ekamrr9375
      @ekamrr9375 3 роки тому

      Wait really

    • @sonotderpp5813
      @sonotderpp5813 3 роки тому

      @@ekamrr9375 yeah

    • @Sumsulsulsususj
      @Sumsulsulsususj 3 роки тому +2

      Im calling bullshit

    • @sonotderpp5813
      @sonotderpp5813 3 роки тому

      @@Sumsulsulsususj L you have no idea what happens around where I live and what happens in school

    • @garydasnail_9830
      @garydasnail_9830 3 роки тому +1

      @@Sumsulsulsususj dunno man it’s Ireland I wouldn’t be surprised

  • @harleyprobably
    @harleyprobably 3 роки тому +158

    A american joined our school and everyone was bullying the hell out of him because he sounded weird

    • @harrygreen1619
      @harrygreen1619 3 роки тому +11

      good

    • @pkyt2458
      @pkyt2458 3 роки тому +12

      Lol good that's what I like to hear americans being put into their place

    • @williemasterz5574
      @williemasterz5574 3 роки тому +8

      Did they deserve it tho?

    • @peter3327
      @peter3327 3 роки тому +5

      Your school sounds mean

    • @ReshirexOnYT
      @ReshirexOnYT 3 роки тому +3

      @@peter3327 its the uk what r u talking about

  • @masterblaster9875
    @masterblaster9875 3 роки тому +1

    roasting each other for no reason is just how guys talk to each other

  • @frostyfoxyz3394
    @frostyfoxyz3394 3 роки тому +79

    I feel like you’ve learned everything about Americans from movies

    • @joefoxjoyce8397
      @joefoxjoyce8397 3 роки тому +3

      Bet you are a yank aswell

    • @SolitaryChez
      @SolitaryChez 3 роки тому +20

      @@joefoxjoyce8397 I mean he has a point American movies nor shows accurately represent our schools

    • @NYCJON152
      @NYCJON152 3 роки тому +9

      Yea but it goes both ways, when people think of the Uk we think of tea, crumpets, and bad teeth 😂😂😂😂

    • @SolitaryChez
      @SolitaryChez 3 роки тому +3

      @@NYCJON152 except all 3 of those stereotypes were common in the UK and 2 are still common in the UK

    • @NYCJON152
      @NYCJON152 3 роки тому +1

      @@SolitaryChez is the teeth 1 of them?

  • @yosw1sh294
    @yosw1sh294 3 роки тому +8

    American : i got stabbed
    shcool nurse : put a wet paper towel

    • @samuelpinder1215
      @samuelpinder1215 3 роки тому

      No it would be an ice pack

    • @yosw1sh294
      @yosw1sh294 3 роки тому

      @@samuelpinder1215 then u didn’t go to a proper state school

    • @samuelpinder1215
      @samuelpinder1215 3 роки тому

      @@yosw1sh294 yeah I do, I'm not a private wanker

  • @fryo2299
    @fryo2299 3 роки тому +6

    9:31 I feel sorry for the neighbors 🤣🤣🤣

  • @arthurdonnelly353
    @arthurdonnelly353 2 роки тому +1

    “That’s your best buddy for life”😂🤣