BEFORE PUBERTY vs AFTER PUBERTY
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Talking about the situations that happen before puberty vs after puberty!
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OUTRO MUSIC - • Hoodie Allen - "No Int... - Розваги
Boy: *sitting on the school bench with a girl*
Nrb hormones: Im about to end this man's whole career
500 subscribers with no videos it’s not career it’s ‘I’m about to end this whole mans social life.’
@@tomk5684 😂
@@tomk5684 no this man's whole life
😂
😂😂😂
Squidward
Rixle that would be a sick one💯🔥
Yh y7 vs 11 in getting in trouble
Sami Hamache what
When I was in yr7 I just ran away from the teachers n told em to fuck off
JaysTube absolute mad lad
Two of the most traumatising times in my life:
1. Finding out girls don't have penises
2. Learning later that there are certain exceptions to 1.
SOOOOO TRUUE!!!
Oh now I’m scarred for life. How’d that happen
You are still immature
Lol
Same...
At one point I used to think girls don't poop until I was 7
Teacher: How did you learn about puberty then
Me: I watched Johnny Carey
“Puberty going to my body like a choo choo train” 🤣🤣
choo choo*
I loved that bit
Julian Roberts I edited it
Flame btw Ello Ben 🤣
Lol
Can you do a video about the types of dinner ladies:
1. The nice one
2. The rude one
3. The Pervy one
4. The one who gets ur food wrong
5. The deaf one
Edit: tysm for the likes xx
lizzie davies and the one who doesn’t wear gloves🤢
Yh lol
4 and 5 are quite similar
lizzie davies wb the one who gives u more food then others
The one that won’t serve you if you don’t say thank you
I literally cannot take Johnny when he talks in the G star Famalam way 😂😂😂
Mr Boombastic same
Thanks for the likes!& Johnny you’ve made my day for liking also!😎👊🏼
Same🤣😂
😂😂 the girls on their period part was really funny. How her mood changed so fast but so smoothly lmao 😂😂 and uts true af
Funny bit irritating
“No I wasn’t ...oh never mind”😂😂😂😂I’m dying he does it sooo well 🤣🤣🤣
IKR
Ffs mum walked in my room as he was talking about showing his balls 😂😂😂🤦♂️🤦♂️
Haroldiniho0404 lol 😂 unlucky
Lol
Whoosh
Did you not hear her coming?
Chew 😂
4:00 😂😂😂 “No I wasn’t “ bro that got me cracking up😂
ツAlex same 😂
Yep
😂😂😂
the girls moods swings skit actually killed me😂so relatable
U can't even get mood swings ur 10bru
That's why I prefer waiting until im a bit older before I try a proper relationship because when girls are older their mood swings are less bad. That skit just proves how difficult they can be (no offence to any girls)
@@actixe_zog6152 exactly
@@purp40 lol
And it f### annoying like my sibling could be nice and then pissed like bloody hell love who peed in your drink
"What did you come in the park for? Your daily satisfaction?" 😂
“Get out of my house!”
“ARRRGGGHH, dad g! I never bro!”
I DON'T THINK THAT'S CORRECT DAD BRODEM
Billy._bak 😂😂😂
Broski it was tots litty🤙🤙
My g star brodem
‘Dad bro I’ve done nothing of the sorts famalam’
“Of course not broski dad g, I dint do the Cani tree yet g” 😂 bring out this character more
Hobs Designs *cali
Cali packs
TzDropzシ cali tins 🍁
14:07 was so funny when she did this and his response
“My broski G star” 😂😂
Bro
Immersive ski gstar
Royale Wolf nah
@@LB-ul5yk its bc he said bro. So I said ski gstar
Dam right my g dem p dem
Types of people in the cinemas next
(Like so Johnny can see) 😁
Thanks for the likes
Helen Watt -Gaming ya
YESSSSSS
Stop begging for likes Fortnite nerd
Swear hes done that
Lewis townson same
It wouldn’t be a Johnny Carey video without that blue hoodie 😂
Charlie Boi ikr
It's a tracksuit
“So overacted Mum”
Johnny Carey 2019
This is how many time he says “Mate”
⬇️
Mate idk like mate he said it so many times mate idl why mate like mate im english mate im from london mate
True
Ok American
LOL
are you an american which hasn't heard the word before?
This is gotta be the best and most relatable skit yet 😂😂 love Johnny
Marley Lee innit
The nonce thing No no I wasn’t made me cry so hard I had to watch it 3 times 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this guy just gets funnier
I didn’t know what happened when they were watching UA-cam and she was having mood swings
Milo Blumberg cause ur probably r 10 and haven’t learnt about puberty
500 subs without videos Challenge im british so i agree but bet you if i were american all the comments would be supportive their all fat neeks
yr 7 v yr 11 at school trips
like so it get used in a video
Johnny I'll be honest with you, you genuilly got me through the toughest time in my life your videos are so relatable and make me burst out laughing but ye your videos help me get through school aswell and in my opinion you are the best UA-camr goin mate. Keep up the good work
Simon Cronin
Innit
Simon Cronin thankyou for the support mate, I’m glad your doing better now👊🏻❤️
@@JohnnyCarey98💙💙💙
**small violin starts playing**
@@chopper265 epic haha
“I haven’t done nothing of the sort famalam”
*im dying* 😂😂
3:56 is so jokes "no I wasnt!"
10: 45
Cant wait ive just clicked on it best day of the week
True Blue UTFT🔵
R u saying up the f*cking toffies?
True Blue yes he is
Fuck the Blues, YNWA ❤
@@latedy72 liverpool= 🤮🤢🖕 Everton = 💙😎😎
I was playing rainbow six, and these people in game chat wouldn’t stop going on about their pubes 😂
Relateable
Yo that’s so true
Lmao
Like if Johnny should do year 6 disco vs prom
@Acidz u mean formal
Rossa Charles Bell no prom
beepbeeprichie British people call it formal
Yes!!!
@@rossacharlesbell6181 British people call it a prom
THIS MANS TRYNA MOLEST YOUR CHILDREN
NO I WASNT, OH WAIT
actually dyingggg😂😂
13:46 I was Waiting for you to say Nando’s, it’s bloody beautiful! 🍗🍗🍗
“You start comparing pubes with your mates”
Hold up
he means armpit hair
TRILLYf1 Nah, I don’t think he does lmao he dosent he demonstrated it in the video by what it means. He said “a full jungle” You should know the meaning by that.
Youve never been a year 7 if you haven't compared pubes stop bullshiting
Yeet they gotta say no homo tho
Yeet wait a minute
The only thing that triggered me is the PlayStation controller wasn’t on 😂
LOL i think he did it bcs if he was randomly pressing the buttons he wouldve went on some random app or smth
That's everytime lol
@TheOfficial Conflict_YT is there really a problem with that, like seriously does it matter
@TheOfficial Conflict_YT 11:13
@TheOfficial Conflict_YT ye bro I'm confused
"I've done nothing of the sort fam-a-lam" 🤣🤣🤣
Make this blue if Johnny should do types of Mums
👇🏼
Ref5cT Fizzy but he’s only had 1
Yeah I wanna see him getting beaten up by his Hispanic or Italian mother.
Defo
*make it grey
OMDSS Olivia is the physical definition of perfect. She looks stunning.
Oi she is off limits
Lol im straight, i was just saying shes pretty lmao.
In it
nah
@@---xi7evwdym nah
Him screaming like a 4 year old is the funniest thing ever
Aw mate I’m dying
10:28
Am I the only one who hears “get out of my house” as something else? 😂
yes
yup
No
Yep
Get out my ass!
Johnny low key calling himself fit - what a LAD 😂
"whaaat dadbro i've done nothing of the sort famalam" 😂😂😂😂
Man he’s like a biology teacher or something
Huh..?
Lil Swxlxz biology teacher but not shit
Stfu fortnite kid
@@christian-nl6go i said hes not shit idiot
@@cl5ne shut tf up fortnite kid go play your kiddies game
a friend of mine once said that detention doesnt help the student change their ways but helps the smart kids finish their work bc it is more quieter and i actually agree it is quiet in there allowing us to focus more on the work
but the people who get detention constantly just view it as a waste of time
8:28 when my mum tells me to get out my bed
😂😂😂
Lol 😂 😂😂😂
Bruno the Good boy how old are you?
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😺😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭
Hi Johnny I got the notie and straight away clicked on it love u r vids
Boys vs girls shopping also love ur vids and music keep up the good work
I died from that nrb skit so relatable. Minus me getting called out for it.
And the language broski and famalam it’s killing me 😂😂😂😂
I love the brodem g star talk. It’s so funny 😂
causes of NRBs:
hormones doing somersaults or suttin
- *johnny Carey 2k19*
Did you know girls have cooties
Me: no we don’t
Grumm Grumm agreed
It’s a joke
Yes you do
So do you
Yes we do 💯💯💯
when he said are you smoking weed that hit home 🤦🏽♂️😂
TTG KAY trueee 😂
Sorry ard
Here is 5 different vids to do if u can to do it:
1. Types of at parent’s meeting
2. Types of people in the public toilets
3. Types of people in the cinema
4. Types of people in a hotel
5. Types of people on snapchat
I was dyiiiiiing of laughter watching this..... great vid my guy!😇😂😂😂
TYPES OF PEOPLE AT LUNCHTIME **School Edition**
• The fighters
• The girls that go to the toilet to use it as a hangout or to do TikToks
• The teachers that are tryna listening into your conversation
• The teachers that try buss convo
LIKE SO JOHNNY CAN SEE
Already liked even before the vid because I knew it would be a absolute banger
Btw Johnny keep working hard and your doing a great job. Keep releasing more bangers
NOBODY FUCKIN ASKED
Shut up u have a fortnite profile pic
Conal Anderson you can’t spell
@@stunz6903 neither can you 🤣
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Nonce: *No I wasnt*
I’m creasing “pets at home, Argos, pc world” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
FaZe GaZe H. A. H. A.
a h a h a
The nonce part "no i wasnt " i was dying at that point XD
Can u do people in GCSEs or
SATS vs GCSEs
Yeah that would be a good vid
Goated
sats obviously cuz they're easy
I love how the nonce just pops in at 4:02
And 10:16
“your balls must be pubified to tge most g😂😂😂😂😂”
“McDonalds”
No.
“KFC”
No.
“Nando’s”
No.
“Waga mamas”
No.
........................
“Pets at home, Argos, PC world”
Who doesn’t want that 🤤
fml 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Willow Aitchison lol
Johnny: fine ill just pick anything then McDonald’s no kfc no Nando’s no wagga mommas no pets at home no Argos no pc world no 😂
That last one happened to me yesterday like 🤦🏾♂️🤣😂
A1GamerKingYT dont lie your a virgin
Just because hes a virgin doesnt mean he cant have a girlfriend lol
Mark fitz lmao
Johnny: lets get something to eat how about, mcdonalds, or nandos, or argos or pc world 😂
Don't forget pets at home
Let's not forget bnq
“GET OUT MY DEN”
I used to say that soooo much 🤣🤣
3:59 lmao I lost it at that part
*"I've done nothing of the sort familam"*
I would luv Jonny to be my teacher he would be THE BEST FUCKIN TEACHER EVER
types of dinner ladies
like so he can see
⬇️
bro said pubified to the max g 🤣🤣🤣
Omg the eating scene is so relatable and funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”I wanna die”😂😂💀💀💀
The skit bout the girls mood swings is actually me 😂😂😂
“I’ve done nothing of the source familam” 🤣😂 ima be usin that in school🚫🧢 🤣
Decave Lazzy sort* fam fucking doughnut
U look 9
2:17 "leave my den, your contaminating my premisiss" THAT HAD ME LAUGHING!!
Do types of people in the cinema
Like so Johnny can c
I got an NRB while talking to my math teacher 😂
Jacks Minecraft Parodies I feel sorry for u
What the math teacher a boy or girl?
😭😂
I have your diamonds a boy😂
Deep
Omg this is so true. The girl bit especially. My mood swings are so crazy
U need to do the angry child more cos it's so funny
Next video ideas:
Types of barbers
Types of footballers
Types of movies
Trying the Whole KFC menu for the first time
Try not to laugh (ME Edition)
😂😂 I watch Johnny every Sunday night 😂😂 it’s a crease
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again
Come Over is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Still sound like a neek
Before the “pew berry” and after the “pew berry”.
Love the vids u need to join beta squad tho🤣❤️❤️
Welsh Gunner I’m welsh aswell
Welsh Gunner no way, he would kill beta squad
Riley Doggett me too
Riley doggett same here
For the 1% of people who see this...
Have a great day😁
Thank u
26% now
XxiiVisionzxX thank u. U to
Thank you! ❤️
Mayhem Xd what?
nO i WaSnT 😂😂💀jeeeezz the nonce man had me hyperventilating 😂😂
I never realised until getting to Year 11 that a Year 7 is such a nonce culture
Types of people in restaurants
Like for johnny to see
The brodem Guy is the best character!! Keep up the great work man you are honestly amazing
“No I wasn’t oh nvm “😭😭😭
Lol I remember in yr 9, one time I went to a restaurant, I ate so much and was wondering how 😂
LETSSS GOOOOO Sunday’s are the best when Johnny uploads
Is it just me that loves watching Johnny’s videos from like 2 years ago🤷♂️
It’s mad how many of these skits are relatable🤯😂
Init
7:33 yeah... well since year 4 i was praying for food, and even before that i was the king of food in the house, look at me now in year 8...im a f**king beast
Do types of people at school trips
Like this so Johnny Carey can see
"NO I WASNT"
"oh nevermind"
IM DEAD🤦♂️😂😂😂
9:33 I’m honestly fuckin dying, that kids my favourite Johnny character 💀💀💀
14:28 this got me dead 😂 its so true aswell