The U.S. Men's Heterosexual Figure Skating Championship - SNL

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  • @jeraebryant8530
    @jeraebryant8530 5 років тому +12959

    Bobby Moynihan throwing a Combo in the air and catching it with his mouth while skating deserves a point or two from the judges.

    • @harshmnr
      @harshmnr 4 роки тому +40

      Did he really catch it though? Looked liked it might have fallen.
      ~:~

    • @Mr2stubborn2quit
      @Mr2stubborn2quit 4 роки тому +31

      @Jerae Bryant I was thinking the same thing! Very impressive!

    • @invaliduserid5807
      @invaliduserid5807 4 роки тому +34

      That there's gold metal material!! Too bad he fell.

    • @jeraebryant8530
      @jeraebryant8530 4 роки тому +3

      @@invaliduserid5807 IKR

    • @DonDeliro
      @DonDeliro 4 роки тому +17

      Let’s hope Tim Allen and the judges feels the same way

  • @katinka506
    @katinka506 5 років тому +11016

    is he gonna go for the triple axel?
    *NO!!!!*

    • @puffalump76
      @puffalump76 5 років тому +124

      He only did a tiny hop😂😂😂

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 5 років тому +10

      Hell no...

    • @gbbest5786
      @gbbest5786 5 років тому +17

      Cerulean Sealpup Hahahahahhaah thank you I am blind so this really helped me understand the joke!

    • @maryjane1851
      @maryjane1851 5 років тому +11

      @@puffalump76 ....and he nails it!!

    • @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113
      @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 5 років тому +3

      @@gbbest5786 They make "Braille" Monitors, now? Eye, will be damned.
      (with apologies, to Marty Feldman. Rest, in peace.)

  • @colleenerin1959
    @colleenerin1959 4 роки тому +5894

    "Shannon, she breaks away but he's coming for her!"
    *run shannon run*

  • @audrablue515
    @audrablue515 4 роки тому +4302

    "And I think he might have fallen on his keys"
    I don't know why but that made me laugh so damned hard lol

    •  4 роки тому +6

      Funniest part of a dismal sketch

    • @emt7887
      @emt7887 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @cyrusincera6460
      @cyrusincera6460 4 роки тому +14

      Cecily has never done the same voice twice unless she is reprising a character. Such an underrated comedic talent

    • @amymesserschmidt2044
      @amymesserschmidt2044 4 роки тому +39

      Because its exactly what a dude in a Jersey shirt and cargo pants would do 🤣

    • @DaarkDestiny
      @DaarkDestiny 4 роки тому +1

      You have to add "Tara" at the end 😂😂😂

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 5 років тому +13699

    Cecily has never done the same voice twice unless she is reprising a character. Such an underrated comedic talent

    • @samuelparker9882
      @samuelparker9882 5 років тому +93

      scampoli25 Ooop's he's doing AIR HUMPS!! I lost it!!!

    • @doodiewhompus6169
      @doodiewhompus6169 5 років тому +22

      Joshua Green- she likes a nasal Midwesterner ? What ?

    • @doodiewhompus6169
      @doodiewhompus6169 5 років тому +17

      David- I don’t think Cecily’s done any demon skits... those might just be the voices in your head, buddy.

    • @crusheverything4449
      @crusheverything4449 5 років тому +15

      She’s definitely got a face for radio if I ever saw one. She also has yet to make me laugh. Ever.

    • @frydcheese6479
      @frydcheese6479 5 років тому +2

      Or a narration for a commercial

  • @jnn1280
    @jnn1280 5 років тому +16440

    The fact that Papa John's is their only sponsor kills me lol nice touch

    • @arceuslordofcreation8824
      @arceuslordofcreation8824 5 років тому +357

      Should have been Chick Fil a too

    • @xero8865
      @xero8865 5 років тому +9

      Cos hoot sf

    • @justanothergoth
      @justanothergoth 5 років тому +9

      Wait. I didn't understand?

    • @UhtredOfBamburgh
      @UhtredOfBamburgh 5 років тому +123

      @@justanothergoth Its because the owner of Papa Johns told his employees that they aren't allowed to say the n-word, but the media turned it around and said that in the act of saying not to say n-word he actually said n-word, he also wasn't fond of the NFL protests so that's why they did it. SNL pushes a hard far-left agenda so because of the fake racist incident they are making him be a homophobe too. Anything to get the ball rolling in killing that business.

    • @M0nkiDRufi
      @M0nkiDRufi 5 років тому +44

      @EveryDay You ok bro?

  • @rileybiro3039
    @rileybiro3039 4 роки тому +21953

    Heterosexual figure skaters are called hockey players.

    • @brianmallen8887
      @brianmallen8887 4 роки тому +487

      That always struck me about ice skating. Figure skating is the most feminine expression, beautiful to see women do it. Men? Well.....Ice hockey, still skating, but how can anything be more macho? I played football and I think ice hockey is rougher.

    • @liamcoulter9627
      @liamcoulter9627 4 роки тому +209

      As a lifelong ice hockey player, I mean sure we’re figure skaters that just like to really get into it with our competitors and all of our moves circle around hitting a black disc really hard

    • @tolmir2929
      @tolmir2929 4 роки тому +590

      @@brianmallen8887 figure skating is not really feminine it's like saying dance is feminine , Grace is not a female only characteristic , male figure skating is extremely hard and physical personally I prefer male figure skating because there is less choregrahy and more technically impressive moves .

    • @TheKatherina44
      @TheKatherina44 4 роки тому +78

      @@brianmallen8887 oh my fucking god you are the most stupid loser i have ever seen. I don't know your dumb country but in mine i can tell more female basketball and volleyball players (not football, no offense but this game sucks af to watch) than male ones. No one goes matches to fuck a random dude. YOU are in a fantasy world. It is funny how you probably didn't have a girlfriend cause you are telling straight up stereotypes lol kinda sad baby boy. It is sooo OBVIOUS you haven't watched male figure skater or male ballet dancers ever cause they are hot as fuck, grace doesn't make you less masculine. You don't know how fucking hard figure skaters work and you dare to say they are not athletic? Do a triple lutz bitch, then we will see. Uh, people like you makes me wanna punch someone. I can't handle morons.

    • @TheKatherina44
      @TheKatherina44 4 роки тому +35

      @@brianmallen8887 By the way I watch more aThLeTiC sports than you. Sooo that means you are not a man...just a pickle?

  • @maeclover8940
    @maeclover8940 3 роки тому +3435

    Sexual harassment is never good, but you'd have to be extra stupid to try and touch someone who is wearing knife shoes

    • @jonathanjoestar3068
      @jonathanjoestar3068 3 роки тому +93

      Yes. If you can't skate, you can still cut someone up real good

    • @brandonhouser3685
      @brandonhouser3685 3 роки тому +14

      😂😂😂😂

    • @orchidtea12
      @orchidtea12 3 роки тому +105

      I’m going to call ice skates ‘knife shoes’ from now on. :)

    • @monsoon6215
      @monsoon6215 2 роки тому +44

      when they kick you in the groin, it's all over.

    • @hellstoastt
      @hellstoastt 2 роки тому +15

      lmao i imagine her doing illusions and him trying to get a pic from down under and then he gets hit by her blade

  • @vibesvibeman6722
    @vibesvibeman6722 6 років тому +9415

    The empty stands in the background just make this sketch funnier.

    • @xl000
      @xl000 5 років тому

      where is the public supposed to be ? timestamp please

    • @wololos
      @wololos 5 років тому +2

      @@xl000 its like SNL nowadays the funny shit its gone

    • @98triffid
      @98triffid 5 років тому +2

      And this differs from the gay version how?

    • @98triffid
      @98triffid 5 років тому +1

      @Paulie Harrow So is a gay centric version of this a hate crime? Let's get your input

    • @98triffid
      @98triffid 5 років тому +1

      @Paulie Harrow I'm familiar with comedy, it just seems to be missing. Perhaps if SNL hadn't fired every talented person that crossed their path they would be familiar with it too?

  • @emmaw.6872
    @emmaw.6872 5 років тому +14182

    I love that the heterosexual couple has a lesbian

    • @mexicanamerican21
      @mexicanamerican21 5 років тому +103

      Emmy Blonde don’t forget they’ll have a gaybe to make up for it lol

    • @lolathefrenchie1441
      @lolathefrenchie1441 5 років тому +83

      is Kate a lesbiam

    • @misos1393
      @misos1393 5 років тому +297

      It's the MEN's heterosexual skating championship. In case you couldn't remember.

    • @Pugmaster97
      @Pugmaster97 5 років тому +38

      @Edward Jam no wonder she's a horrible comedian she's only on SNL to promote a political statement

    • @AJ-lg2sg
      @AJ-lg2sg 5 років тому +83

      @@summerhersheyburger6237 Wtf is wrong with you

  • @babyvia6712
    @babyvia6712 5 років тому +6030

    The aggressive straightness of all these men is absolutely fucking on point

    • @tootieramsey9766
      @tootieramsey9766 3 роки тому +122

      Thank God. As a woman I like a man that can change a tire and fix things I break. Not a bad thing to be masculine. We need to stop bashing men bc they're born male.

    • @oops5697
      @oops5697 3 роки тому +25

      @@ursirsltzly3477 lol

    • @dkb9364
      @dkb9364 3 роки тому +157

      @@tootieramsey9766 this response is so out of nowhere I love it

    • @rocket7944
      @rocket7944 3 роки тому +24

      I see myself in this sketch and I don't like it

    • @SD-zz4ov
      @SD-zz4ov 3 роки тому +100

      @@tootieramsey9766 the pick me

  • @yester3332
    @yester3332 4 роки тому +3344

    New mood for 2020: a gay Kate Mickinnon skating away from a Straight Dude

  • @hunters.492
    @hunters.492 6 років тому +6584

    “he’s going for the upskirt” had me dead

    • @chendaddy
      @chendaddy 6 років тому +33

      Slayed me. I want to hear fake Scott Hamilton and Fake Tara Lipinski announce every hetero activity now.

    • @angelbobo29
      @angelbobo29 5 років тому +52

      I think it should have ended with her kicking him with her skates and blood going everywhere.

    • @jorgensenmj
      @jorgensenmj 5 років тому +68

      The "upskirt" was a risky... but he executed the move perfectly and forwarding the pic to his buddies should get him full marks from the judges....
      Especially if the judges are his buds.

    • @bradistooheat
      @bradistooheat 5 років тому

      Hahaa yes, hilarious!

    • @jakobkell7212
      @jakobkell7212 5 років тому +2

      That's when you go "Live from NY it's Saturday Night Live !!! right after that line.

  • @TERRENCEJJR
    @TERRENCEJJR 6 років тому +2880

    "I think he might have fallen on his keys Tara."

    • @BadmanPictures
      @BadmanPictures 5 років тому +11

      it rly b lik tht

    • @UhtredOfBamburgh
      @UhtredOfBamburgh 5 років тому +28

      crashed my bike and my keys ripped a hole clear through my shorts and leg. Keys are no laughing matter in heterosexual sports

    • @HighExplosiveSerenade
      @HighExplosiveSerenade 5 років тому +7

      @@UhtredOfBamburgh No laughing matter at all... I broke my phone and my pants because I fell on the keys in my pocket. Third biggest danger for heterosexual men after "I'm gonna try to grind that rail" at 5am and cheating on your crazy gf...
      ... oh... and heart attack... that one is the biggest of all... so forth

    • @gamma9567
      @gamma9567 5 років тому +1

      Keysters

    • @bumsalami
      @bumsalami 5 років тому +2

      I fell on my keys and they dug into my leg. I got six stitches :)

  • @sauercrowder
    @sauercrowder 4 роки тому +684

    The AutoZone employee paired up with the Applebee's waitress was spot on, right down to the hairstyle.

  • @Mbc-lo8jv
    @Mbc-lo8jv 3 роки тому +298

    "HIS FAVORITE APPLEBEES WAITRESS" OMG IM DYING

  • @lfaithm1
    @lfaithm1 5 років тому +5180

    Wow Yuri On Ice season 2 looks terrible.

    • @cleetusbartholomew
      @cleetusbartholomew 5 років тому +23

      lfaithm1 they aren’t straight tho

    • @raeya39
      @raeya39 5 років тому +80

      ᄋᄉᄋARMYONCE You missed the joke and ruined it, congrats, annoying ass sjw BTS fan.

    • @I3lueberry
      @I3lueberry 5 років тому +59

      @@raeya39 imagine if kpop stans that dont have to scream it everywhere they go existed? God damn there are other groups but why is ARMY the most toxic and the one that everyone associates with every kpop group lol

    • @Yuriwinwin
      @Yuriwinwin 5 років тому +8

      вlυє вєяяу Lol u make Stays look so bad-

    • @I3lueberry
      @I3lueberry 5 років тому +2

      @@Yuriwinwin okay🤡👀

  • @galaxyghost1340
    @galaxyghost1340 4 роки тому +4787

    The third one is basically "Sexual Harrasment:The Ice-skating Show"

    • @Infamouschef_
      @Infamouschef_ 4 роки тому +103

      muttr You trolls are an interesting breed

    • @galaxyghost1340
      @galaxyghost1340 4 роки тому +95

      @muttr lmao try to say this to a woman in real life, you'll get your teeth knocked out!

    • @mojave5664
      @mojave5664 4 роки тому +53

      Galaxy Ghost he’s trolling don’t waste your energy lmao

    • @jackwells7679
      @jackwells7679 4 роки тому +16

      muttr Tell me when you decided to be an ignorant a-hole.

    • @jackwells7679
      @jackwells7679 4 роки тому +48

      muttr Also wearing revealing clothing isn't an open invitation to grope someone.

  • @st4ne4rmthevill63
    @st4ne4rmthevill63 5 років тому +5235

    The black guy has to be the realest shit I've ever seen on SNL.

    • @mentlinc
      @mentlinc 5 років тому +135

      I'm black and I can skate screw u

    • @krischealgomez9806
      @krischealgomez9806 5 років тому +297

      I'm black and that's accurate af

    • @photo1965
      @photo1965 5 років тому +36

      @@quikskoprbro968 U Bro for the win!!!!

    • @johanmorales8590
      @johanmorales8590 5 років тому +10

      mentlinc u ain’t black then

    • @SirEdigarious
      @SirEdigarious 5 років тому +91

      @@johanmorales8590 Might wanna chill on that bru. Some black people can skate, some can't. Let's not decide what ppl ca and can't do.

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 4 роки тому +1288

    Kate McKinnon trying to skate away from a handsy man is my aesthetic

  • @BenjaminIstvanCseko
    @BenjaminIstvanCseko 6 років тому +5758

    "An AutoZone employee with his favorite Applebee's waitress." 😂

    • @musoangelo
      @musoangelo 5 років тому +26

      That's Kate Mckinnon as the Applebee's waitress.

    • @diegito-hp1484
      @diegito-hp1484 5 років тому +4

      😅😂🤣😂😂😅😂🤣😅😂😂😂

    • @diegito-hp1484
      @diegito-hp1484 5 років тому +13

      Isn’t she lesbian

    • @evangeline77x
      @evangeline77x 5 років тому +6

      @@diegito-hp1484 yes

    • @pirateking888
      @pirateking888 5 років тому +58

      @@diegito-hp1484 WOAH dude, a lesbian playing a straight woman? That's nuts. That's crazy. Oh man, I didn't know a lesbian could play a straight woman and still be a lesbian, that's nuts bro.

  • @pennydesouza
    @pennydesouza 10 років тому +648

    he caught the combo in his mouth
    i'm impressed

    • @delilasloan8914
      @delilasloan8914 3 роки тому

      That was really good for t.j.

    • @jonstiffer4994
      @jonstiffer4994 10 місяців тому

      It looked like Bobby has at least some skating skills.

  • @Zanderthegrape
    @Zanderthegrape 4 роки тому +529

    “Will he go for the triple axel....? No! A bunny hop” 😂😂

  • @laursieloise
    @laursieloise 3 роки тому +2890

    as a woman who did figure skating for seven years, this is absolutely hilarious

    • @alabalaportocala8367
      @alabalaportocala8367 3 роки тому +7

      Where u from

    • @RealPackCat
      @RealPackCat 3 роки тому +11

      Someone who gets it.

    • @laursieloise
      @laursieloise 3 роки тому +17

      @Jay Rock AK bro what’d i do to you lmao chill out

    • @laursieloise
      @laursieloise 3 роки тому +3

      @@alabalaportocala8367 ohio lol

    • @RaymondHng
      @RaymondHng 3 роки тому +17

      Hope _SNL_ does another parody of figure skating this year.

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 6 років тому +437

    "Malcolm asked if he could use quote regular shoes" LOL I'm dead!!
    I rewound it back halfway through to laugh at the first dude, this shit was hilarious

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 5 років тому +10

      You can see his "little cousin" trying not to laugh, lol.

    • @delilasloan8914
      @delilasloan8914 3 роки тому

      I did to... Malcolm was confused I think ..when he didn't even try to go around the cones..

  • @rocknrollmilitant
    @rocknrollmilitant 5 років тому +2453

    There is only one truly great heterosexual figure skater and his name is Charles "Chazz" Michael Michaels!

    • @jonw7937
      @jonw7937 5 років тому +133

      I mean he is an ice devouring sex tornado. When he glides out on that ice, he captivates any arena like a stack of classic euro porn.

    • @tylerbradfield2582
      @tylerbradfield2582 5 років тому +56

      To bad he's a lone wolf

    • @danielroquejazz3950
      @danielroquejazz3950 5 років тому +5

      Lmfao

    • @hrlnmlclm
      @hrlnmlclm 5 років тому +25

      And she's not a whore!

    • @ashboomstick2572
      @ashboomstick2572 5 років тому +14

      But.....you need your own hairbrush....made from 100% whale.,....blllleeeaaaacchh. Lol

  • @thething2723
    @thething2723 5 років тому +3586

    We should hold another Olympics where people are allowed to take as many drugs as they want, let's see how high a person can really jump

    • @ethanmcwhirter6937
      @ethanmcwhirter6937 5 років тому +139

      Grandma Susan lmao that would lowkey be interesting to watch for sure

    • @CoD4evver
      @CoD4evver 5 років тому +49

      So u either got Twitter, reddit or even insta at this point to know that tweet lol

    • @clownfromclowntown
      @clownfromclowntown 5 років тому +57

      Yeah that was really funny when I saw it the first 8 times on reddit

    • @tinachristine4573
      @tinachristine4573 5 років тому +21

      Tommy Tiernan has done this stand up. He said there would be no countries. Just pharmaceutical companies 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nuynobi
      @nuynobi 5 років тому +24

      SNL already did that sketch 25 years ago.

  • @nickkiosk5513
    @nickkiosk5513 3 роки тому +220

    "it looks like hes fallen onto his keys" I was actually crying with laughter such an underated joke

  • @thesmileysynesthete
    @thesmileysynesthete 4 роки тому +800

    I love how Kate is in this and she is not in any sense heterosexual 🤣

    • @snowyy.5275
      @snowyy.5275 4 роки тому +46

      another reason why she was running lol

    • @RevengeAvenger
      @RevengeAvenger 3 роки тому +3

      No comment like this for the gay beer commercial with Chris Farley and Adam Sandler. If you're straight you can play gay... But if you're gay you can only be gay... That's reverse racism and systematic oppression!

    • @user-xd9sd2jw4c
      @user-xd9sd2jw4c 3 роки тому +30

      @@RevengeAvenger dude you’re not funny. They were obviously joking about it, not being serious.

    • @RevengeAvenger
      @RevengeAvenger 3 роки тому

      Its a half quote. But I know im not funny. I always hear that when I talk about the mcdonalds menu to our customers

    • @RealPackCat
      @RealPackCat 3 роки тому +3

      @@RevengeAvenger Are you f'ing kidding me? the MAJORITY of male actors in Hollyweird are gay... even some are married to women for appearances.

  • @Seldomheardabout
    @Seldomheardabout 3 роки тому +206

    The idea of falling on your keys during sports is hilarious.

  • @mikan1998ful
    @mikan1998ful 7 років тому +1585

    Jesus Christ guys this isn't heterophobia or an attack against heterosexual, this is a satirical response to the question "What the fuck do people think is the difference between straight and gay athletes?! Is there a way to do sports the straight way?"
    And SNL comes up with the funniest answer to that stupid question.

    • @Tfreezy259
      @Tfreezy259 7 років тому +8

      Nailed it.

    • @jaxonpierce9273
      @jaxonpierce9273 7 років тому +9

      Fabian81 What does this have to do with the bible?Lol anyway, it's not just guys who use that idiotic reason. It's all homophobes. In regards to men doing the things you mentioned, I think they don't have a reason, aside from maybe some daddy issues (cry me a river) They might actually just be assholes.

    • @saitamatrash2527
      @saitamatrash2527 7 років тому +15

      Fabian81 either way, Russia’s homophobia has nothing to do with religion. They’re rarely religious people.

    • @ozyankee4403
      @ozyankee4403 7 років тому +13

      Fabian81 - you focused on the Bible... why?
      .
      And while making a poor attempt to throw a negative shadow on how a religious text is... bad... completely overlooked or omitted how “ other “ religious books such as the Quran, the Tanaka, Dianetics, Book of Shadows, The Pali Canon, or the Book of Mormon... to list just a few of the many many religious books you ignored.
      .
      Yep... you must be racist against Christians...
      .
      Nope... didn’t really nail it..

    • @AlinaHadredin
      @AlinaHadredin 7 років тому +3

      What if it would be other way around, I am sure bunch of butthurt gays would be screaming in comment section. Oh my "butthurt gay" doesn't sound right.

  • @roachdoggjr722
    @roachdoggjr722 3 роки тому +172

    Good on them for actually ice skating while doing this sketch! Must be a fun challenge for them

    • @baylinkdashyt
      @baylinkdashyt 11 місяців тому +3

      I love that the first two guys are in hockey skates, and I wonder if those are Kate's own figure skates...

  • @tiff1025
    @tiff1025 5 років тому +1856

    1:00 that jump was higher than my future

    • @marmalademol
      @marmalademol 5 років тому +6

      ty u Same here

    • @georgehenderson7783
      @georgehenderson7783 5 років тому +21

      That jump was almost as good as a triple axel!

    • @kyotorphin2836
      @kyotorphin2836 5 років тому +21

      higher than my IQ

    • @georgehenderson7783
      @georgehenderson7783 5 років тому +2

      @@kyotorphin2836 No way! You have great playlists - I just added Emotional Man describes late wife to sketch artist to my Favorites - thank you!

    • @kyotorphin2836
      @kyotorphin2836 5 років тому

      George Henderson IQ means intelligence quotient

  • @blackmore4
    @blackmore4 5 років тому +911

    _"He's going for the upskirt! And he gets it!"_

    • @anthonygeiger5789
      @anthonygeiger5789 5 років тому +3

      blackmore4 hillarious

    • @jakedenos
      @jakedenos 4 роки тому +16

      A triumphant moment!

    • @dialecticalmonist3405
      @dialecticalmonist3405 4 роки тому +12

      It was a pretty good technique. The judges might give him extra style points for that one.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 роки тому +1

      If you look closely, you can see Kate mouth, "What the fu--" before it cut to her mouthing, "No!"

  • @beccas760
    @beccas760 5 років тому +272

    The fact that the first two people are wearing hockey skates is great😂

  • @mugiwara7116
    @mugiwara7116 4 роки тому +418

    Bruh i saw Malcolm on the screen and i was like "we dont ice skate🤔🙅🏿‍♂️" and then he started shuffling and i was like "yup thats more like it"😂😂😂

    • @malloryg4251
      @malloryg4251 3 роки тому +5

      LMAO!!!

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 Рік тому +3

      ok "bruh" but then the little boy came out and skated perfectly "bruh."

    • @mugiwara7116
      @mugiwara7116 Рік тому

      ​@@johnroscoe2406 This is a comedy channel. Relax lol

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 7 місяців тому

      @@johnroscoe2406remove the stick from your ass

  • @schmootheonly
    @schmootheonly 6 років тому +1150

    Black guy is me not wanting to fall

  • @Pochonesian
    @Pochonesian 5 років тому +246

    He does NOT want to fall down!
    The commentary is hilarious!

  • @retiredmanager510
    @retiredmanager510 5 років тому +434

    I just spent more time watching this than the last 5 olympics.

  • @bondfool
    @bondfool 3 роки тому +32

    Taran really captured Scott Hamilton’s disturbingly intense positivity.

  • @bassewic1836
    @bassewic1836 8 років тому +3415

    "...I think he might have fallen on his keys". hahahahah

    • @AdamSmith-tk5br
      @AdamSmith-tk5br 8 років тому +21

      Basse Wic lol best part

    • @angie2591
      @angie2591 7 років тому +35

      That part got me too LOL its like the equivalent to stepping on a lego

    • @A2Z83
      @A2Z83 7 років тому +19

      "Guys I think I fell on my keys. ow. ow. ow." crawling across the lawn.

    • @Spocklee
      @Spocklee 6 років тому +4

      Basse Wic been there lol

    • @indeed7135
      @indeed7135 6 років тому +3

      Oh I thought he said keyster

  • @doubleh333lix
    @doubleh333lix 6 років тому +1798

    This is going against everything I’ve learned about ice skating from anime.

    • @gumbywumbus
      @gumbywumbus 6 років тому +140

      **cough** yuri on ice **cough**

    • @TobyIsAWoman
      @TobyIsAWoman 5 років тому +51

      *yaoi

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d 5 років тому +12

      Cartoons don't make for the best educational material.

    • @cabbage-soup
      @cabbage-soup 5 років тому +42

      @@r0bw00d comedy shows don't either. you still watch snl though.

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d 5 років тому +10

      And if I were using SNL as educational material that would mean something.

  • @fandomgirl6256
    @fandomgirl6256 5 років тому +161

    Kate McKinnon on the heterosexual figure skating team made me laugh so hard

  • @ramennoodlesooup_4147
    @ramennoodlesooup_4147 4 роки тому +124

    I like the fact that the only person here that knew how to skate was a lesbian

    • @ns2110theonly
      @ns2110theonly 3 роки тому +2

      Lol then you don’t know what skating is. She’s walking because she can’t glide. Whereas Bobby Moynihan and Taran Killam are actually skating, which is a push, glide, and stop on the pick. Kates lifting her feet & skates and walking without gliding which is what the four-year-old beginners do until we teach them to skate. Lol

    • @ramennoodlesooup_4147
      @ramennoodlesooup_4147 3 роки тому +3

      @@ns2110theonly ur right haha I guess it just looked like she was moving,,,, (I’ve been figure skating for 5 years, not that it matters)

    • @ns2110theonly
      @ns2110theonly 3 роки тому +3

      @@ramennoodlesooup_4147 haha s’ok ...look, the beauty of it is that she makes it look good!! Because that in and of itself speaks to her talent, she can basically do anything and also she knows how to flail her arms and simulate artistic so when you look at the whole package it looks like she’s skating. That’s talent. OK maybe not skating talent but still talent 😂 you go girl skating five years! Love the sport; been teaching little ones at the old Sportorama Suffern & Skyrink in NY for more years than I care to say🤦🏻‍♀️🙏🏻🙂

  • @Haggiedc2
    @Haggiedc2 5 років тому +918

    As a gay man... this was hysterical

    • @mikeeaston4431
      @mikeeaston4431 5 років тому +45

      As a straight man... you're gay
      Lol

    • @ShidaiTaino
      @ShidaiTaino 5 років тому +29

      Mike Easton got em

    • @mikeeaston4431
      @mikeeaston4431 5 років тому +3

      @@ShidaiTaino haha

    • @disguy2003
      @disguy2003 5 років тому +12

      And roles reversed this would be so offensive and not funny. And have your side filing a lawsuit.

    • @fandomtrashfullmetalunderg923
      @fandomtrashfullmetalunderg923 5 років тому +85

      @@disguy2003 found the heterosexual

  • @carribeanamericanqueen3260
    @carribeanamericanqueen3260 5 років тому +832

    Malcom’s routine 🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍🏾 he called his little cousin to help him

  • @jacobhutt7046
    @jacobhutt7046 8 років тому +518

    I have seen Kate McKinnon ice skating. My life is complete.

    • @Fruity_Cutie
      @Fruity_Cutie 7 років тому +4

      It wouldn't surprise me if they actually based this sketch on Kate's.

    • @sandrarejyany7450
      @sandrarejyany7450 7 років тому

      Gaslight Egh

  • @ITGirlll
    @ITGirlll 4 роки тому +120

    As a Californian, from Long Beach, who practiced figure skating as a kid, I was about to be insulted then realized that’s a 95% accurate representation 🤣

  • @axelle32
    @axelle32 9 років тому +3651

    AMAZING!! Whoever's idea this was, I fucking love.

    • @catwhisperer7655
      @catwhisperer7655 7 років тому +5

      I concur!

    • @seijibohn5039
      @seijibohn5039 7 років тому +3

      It's family guys

    • @tini96
      @tini96 6 років тому

      Idgi really

    • @-superwholockin07-85
      @-superwholockin07-85 6 років тому +2

      cindybin2001 Listen......you can just scroll away instead of attacking and trolling people....it really is not that hard.

    • @DayzDev007
      @DayzDev007 6 років тому +5

      cindybin2001 rrrr u a angry pirate cause u say AARGGHH a lot, u should google angry pirate!

  • @vincentaurelius2390
    @vincentaurelius2390 5 років тому +531

    Second guy was me first time I put on rollerblades.

    • @qwhale
      @qwhale 5 років тому +3

      Same here but with actual skates

    • @milanstevic8424
      @milanstevic8424 4 роки тому +3

      same here only it was the last time

    • @bobbydodge5091
      @bobbydodge5091 3 роки тому

      Same except one time I took off my skate & tried to stab somebody with it.

  • @swsh-ty6dr
    @swsh-ty6dr 8 років тому +259

    "now a heterosexual couple"
    /sees Kate/ PFFFFFFFFFF HETEROSEXUAL MY ASSSSSSS

  • @williamblakehall5566
    @williamblakehall5566 3 роки тому +41

    As a man whose bones have been busted twice by thin ice I really appreciate Malcolm Barnes.

  • @laughysapphy6175
    @laughysapphy6175 5 років тому +2896

    I’m a figure skater and I found this hilarious 😂😂😂 I thought this was gonna annoy me but no it actually was funny.

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 5 років тому +163

      Oh, thank God! We're all so relieved.

    • @sudn5761
      @sudn5761 5 років тому +85

      Congratulations?
      I'm a person who breathes, and this is a comedy sketch.

    • @samaxion93
      @samaxion93 5 років тому +36

      I used to be a figure skater and boi this is funny. But to be real most of the guys where straight back in 2011-2013 figure skating at least

    • @GubekochiGoury
      @GubekochiGoury 5 років тому +55

      Well, if you bother checking the actyal definition of homosexuality, it doesn't prescribe or prohibit any sport or hobby. So I guess that makes, by definition, figure skating not gay. Doesn't mean there isn't overlap, but that isn't the point.

    • @raedawnmason8826
      @raedawnmason8826 5 років тому +1

      @@jamesmcinnis208 WAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!

  • @portopilzi
    @portopilzi 8 років тому +3067

    Kate McKinnon on the straight team? uhhhh

    • @eddawodort1013
      @eddawodort1013 7 років тому +22

      Julia, I guess XD lmao

    • @ThePete1081
      @ThePete1081 7 років тому +156

      Acting!!! [please read in John Lovitz's voice]

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 7 років тому +82

      Is she guilty of appropriation? Or did the straights force this role upon her?
      Victimizer or victim?

    • @MsShellectable
      @MsShellectable 7 років тому +40

      It's comedy. She's acting. I'm being sarcastic.

    • @eoa363
      @eoa363 6 років тому +9

      Julia, I guess They only care that the men are straight.

  • @Shesroyal85
    @Shesroyal85 5 років тому +180

    The black dude though had me dying 😂😂😂 *real tears

    • @Mad-wv6ol
      @Mad-wv6ol 5 років тому +14

      That black guy is me ice skating the little black kid come to the rescue comedy gold

  • @centric9187
    @centric9187 9 місяців тому +8

    It’s 2024. This aged well.

  • @dchanging
    @dchanging 7 років тому +26

    Honestly I was super impressed when Bobby M. tossed a Combo in the air and caught it in his mouth while skating. Clearly his grade school summers were not wasted!

  • @TheMr02drop
    @TheMr02drop 7 років тому +1338

    Where's Chazz Michael Michaels when you need him?

    • @drakeholliday5671
      @drakeholliday5671 6 років тому +3

      Christopher Herkner lol yes

    • @kingkobra91
      @kingkobra91 6 років тому +25

      Chazz Michael Michaels, IS figure skating!

    • @ghostsoul529
      @ghostsoul529 6 років тому +7

      ya for real that would have a really good excuse to have Will back for a sketch

    • @christinaburns874
      @christinaburns874 6 років тому

      Christopher Herkner i

    • @lextalk925
      @lextalk925 6 років тому +3

      Sex addict rehab

  • @beetlejuulz
    @beetlejuulz 7 років тому +1920

    Kate is on the straight team lol😂... she's like "nope,still gay"

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 7 років тому +59

      Some Kate fans seem to assume that every single thought in poor Kate's head is informed by this straight/gay binary.

    • @laurenpickens4077
      @laurenpickens4077 7 років тому +72

      Or we just like to point out the irony in situations such as this one.

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 7 років тому +12

      As I said..

    • @maryann4presidente396
      @maryann4presidente396 6 років тому +1

      *WHO was KATE????*
      *you mean Kate McKinnon!!!!???*
      *I NEVER saw her!!!*

    • @nothingbutnothing1483
      @nothingbutnothing1483 6 років тому +12

      Kaila Watkins same fucking thing

  • @KalebC4
    @KalebC4 4 роки тому +61

    Malcom’s routine had me dying. They should bring this one back

    • @brownjatt21
      @brownjatt21 4 роки тому +2

      Man I'm just tryna find the song they played lol

    • @JayKwaLyn
      @JayKwaLyn 5 місяців тому

      Did you find it ??? I'm on a 2h search rn ​@@brownjatt21

  • @ADSuri
    @ADSuri 8 років тому +2820

    Is it me or does Taran's character in this sketch kinda look like Gunther from Friends?
    (Edit: The actor died last year and now I feel like a douche.)

    • @RuiOliveiraTV
      @RuiOliveiraTV 8 років тому +20

      YESSS!!! I KNEW I COULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONE!!! XD

    • @NatalieMacdonald769769
      @NatalieMacdonald769769 8 років тому +25

      I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR FROM SOMEWHERE! I'm glad you pointed this out

    • @newyorker3861
      @newyorker3861 8 років тому +4

      i was just about to comment that

    • @newyorker3861
      @newyorker3861 8 років тому +1

      i was just about to comment that

    • @kaleajade1310
      @kaleajade1310 8 років тому +3

      A.D Suri omg yeah

  • @dylanw.8428
    @dylanw.8428 5 років тому +197

    “I think he fell on his keys!” DEAD

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 5 років тому +51

    I'm a MadTV guy all the way but that sketch was hilarious. Gary from Autozone with your favorite Applebees waitress, lol. Nailed it.....
    That Autozone and Applebees are most definitely in Florida

  • @bederbederp
    @bederbederp Місяць тому +1

    "I think he might've fallen on his keys, Tara"
    I have never felt so represented and seen by media. Thank you, Saturday Night Live

  • @AcuraAddicted
    @AcuraAddicted 5 років тому +486

    "Less talented, but undeniably heterosexual" - OH, how ironic is that!!!

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 5 років тому +20

      Is it ironic?

    • @tonymiester3437
      @tonymiester3437 5 років тому +13

      What's supposed to be ironic?

    • @jeric_synergy8581
      @jeric_synergy8581 5 років тому +6

      You need a dictionary.

    • @AcuraAddicted
      @AcuraAddicted 5 років тому +1

      @@onkelpappkov2666 Yes, it is.

    • @AcuraAddicted
      @AcuraAddicted 5 років тому +10

      @@tonymiester3437 The irony is that in real life it's the opposite: push for diversity with disregard to the actual talent. Sexual orientation, sex, race or religion should not be a factor in the hiring process.

  • @abwigim
    @abwigim 6 років тому +10

    She said "Hes sending it to his buddies!! Triumphant moment!" Hahahahahahaha Pure hilarity.

  • @faltutinks
    @faltutinks 7 років тому +622

    Thumbs up for McKinnon.

    • @maryann4presidente396
      @maryann4presidente396 6 років тому

      *McKinnon????? I NEVER saw McKinnon!!!*

    • @0rluh
      @0rluh 6 років тому +3

      MaryAnn 4Presidente she played Shannon.....

    • @ImmortalChaos
      @ImmortalChaos 6 років тому +5

      Not only is she smart, she is so talented

  • @845835
    @845835 4 роки тому +25

    FACT: This is the first time I've ever watched anything with the words "figure skating" in the title.

  • @theviciouschickenofbristol4779
    @theviciouschickenofbristol4779 6 років тому +23

    Love how funny Mckinnon is with just her facial expressions.

  • @thetawny_owl
    @thetawny_owl 5 років тому +49

    Lol two of them didn’t even have Figure skates, they had Hokey Skates

  • @mikaylaworkowski5236
    @mikaylaworkowski5236 5 років тому +311

    Celicy strong is in so many skits😂 she’s honestly a really good actress

    • @TeamLegacyFTW
      @TeamLegacyFTW 5 років тому

      Which one is her

    • @TeamLegacyFTW
      @TeamLegacyFTW 5 років тому +2

      @newswars-dotcom You could have just told me which chick it was y'all were talking about but instead you went out of your way to type "Lol"... Niice

    • @addieishere
      @addieishere 5 років тому +4

      Lou Sensei she was the host

    • @TeamLegacyFTW
      @TeamLegacyFTW 5 років тому +4

      @@addieishere oh ok thanks

    • @Blaisem
      @Blaisem 5 років тому +2

      @@TeamLegacyFTW UA-cam can be infuriating like that 😄

  • @tulahlk
    @tulahlk 2 роки тому +14

    the fact that the first two skaters are wearing hockey skates instead of figure skates is what’s really getting me

  • @richard6088
    @richard6088 5 років тому +89

    I thought this was real when I clicked on this story.

    • @RanaPrabat
      @RanaPrabat 5 років тому +1

      Welcome to SNL. Lol ✌️

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 4 роки тому

      It isn't??????? O_o

  • @claytonkeever2992
    @claytonkeever2992 4 роки тому +59

    I'm "Heteroverheals" for Cecily

  • @Declan_Moriarty
    @Declan_Moriarty 6 років тому +39

    Out on the cold, hard ice, heterosexual men do bunny hops & eat Combos.

  • @deborahblackvideoediting8697
    @deborahblackvideoediting8697 2 роки тому +18

    This skit made me laugh throughout, but Beck's lecherous moves had me cry-laughing!

  • @michaelordona9419
    @michaelordona9419 4 роки тому +13

    Strong's delivery on "Telling the crowd to 'Suck it' "

  • @elizabethjolly2335
    @elizabethjolly2335 11 місяців тому +4

    Kate is SO CUTE rocking out and smiling while skating away from the heterosexual guy. I just love her.

  • @cyclo1224
    @cyclo1224 3 роки тому +9

    every damn part of this sketch is freakin AWESOME.

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370 9 місяців тому +6

    As a straight man, it's good to finally be represented.

  • @GlitteryMunchkinxo
    @GlitteryMunchkinxo 7 років тому +2227

    YURI ON ICE?

    • @emilyloomis9252
      @emilyloomis9252 7 років тому +19

      YAAAAAAAS👌🤘

    • @emmajinthetardis
      @emmajinthetardis 7 років тому +125

      yuri and victor in a heterosexual skating competition?

    • @bcschauer
      @bcschauer 7 років тому +40

      Sign in Except these people are straight

    • @a.bouzas5314
      @a.bouzas5314 7 років тому

      Totally lol

    • @pokefairy8183
      @pokefairy8183 7 років тому +6

      I was thinking the same thing!!!! On ice

  • @bheast86
    @bheast86 8 років тому +448

    frankly they're not much less convincing than Will Ferrell at the start of BLADES OF GLORY

  • @rstyknfe
    @rstyknfe 2 роки тому +17

    This is one of the best sketches in recent times.

  • @Will-ty8vm
    @Will-ty8vm 3 роки тому +13

    He’s going for the upskirt! Lmao

  • @Bloxygames-c1g
    @Bloxygames-c1g 5 років тому +43

    His little cousin was so cute lol!... Great funny sketch love it!

  • @thefanclub9072
    @thefanclub9072 5 років тому +32

    Finally we’re being represented in Ice Skating!

  • @poppyhimbo
    @poppyhimbo 5 років тому +56

    the "air humps" can be quite difficult

  • @madelynprice9819
    @madelynprice9819 3 роки тому +8

    The fact that Kate McKinnon is gay makes this 1000% times funnier.

  • @getoverit2789
    @getoverit2789 2 роки тому +12

    Impressive how the announcers are able to stay in character during this.

  • @weirdTedE91
    @weirdTedE91 3 роки тому +6

    That said, Bobby tossing up his snack and catching it in his mouth while skating was pretty impressive...

  • @memoryhero
    @memoryhero 8 років тому +41

    This sketch doesn't make me think SNL has gotten worse but that our lives have.

  • @PabloVestory
    @PabloVestory 11 місяців тому +2

    This squetch is a masterpiece! "... telling the crowd to suck it..." , Kate evading the octopus patner 🤣🤣

  • @RGld-jg8rs
    @RGld-jg8rs 7 років тому +358

    The point of the skit is that sport is about talent and skill. Sexuality doesn't matter, results do.

    • @claytonbrown994
      @claytonbrown994 7 років тому +40

      R023 G0ld
      No the point is to be silly and funny.

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 7 років тому +4

      +Clayton Brown BINGO!

    • @dmsdana4501
      @dmsdana4501 7 років тому +5

      R023 G0ld Your insight has no business here!

    • @hogie0522
      @hogie0522 7 років тому +5

      R023 G0ld whatever the point is. It's not funny. If they stop preaching they might find their funny bone again on SNL.

    • @matthewwilliams1709
      @matthewwilliams1709 7 років тому +31

      I think the point is that we'd really suck at figure skating if we didn't have gay dudes competing.

  • @ruthzb1109
    @ruthzb1109 5 років тому +369

    Kate in this sketch made it 100x funnier 😂 my lesbian queen

    • @rosalielamont7890
      @rosalielamont7890 5 років тому +3

      @Kiquan Ringo why are you so mad damn

    • @akumayoxiruma
      @akumayoxiruma 5 років тому +5

      True. I was confused why she was in this sketch as it is heterosexual skating...

    • @TeamLegacyFTW
      @TeamLegacyFTW 5 років тому +1

      Which chick was that?

    • @Ihop_manager
      @Ihop_manager 5 років тому

      wtf

    • @vittocrazi
      @vittocrazi 4 роки тому

      @@akumayoxiruma to be honest, most heterosexual Girls would respond the same, anyway.

  • @alcapone672
    @alcapone672 3 роки тому +8

    This show has gotten me through some hard times, thank you Loren

  • @titaniamengyun
    @titaniamengyun 4 роки тому +47

    Was I the only one genuinely scared for Kate’s character when he started chasing her- yes?
    oh.

    • @RealPackCat
      @RealPackCat 3 роки тому +1

      Most guys are afraid to be around women. Don't know where you get your info from.

    • @lauren0331
      @lauren0331 9 місяців тому

      @@RealPackCat?

  • @astra_music
    @astra_music 5 років тому +12

    malcom skates like every three year old i've ever taught. why parents think their literal toddlers are old enough to take skating lessons will surely confuse me for the rest of my life

  • @sandramajeau2829
    @sandramajeau2829 5 років тому +367

    So basically what your saying is straight men can’t skate 😆

    • @Madrrrrrrrrrrr
      @Madrrrrrrrrrrr 5 років тому +27

      1 gay point for you. there are more points for the taking

    • @Lobito-qz9pz
      @Lobito-qz9pz 5 років тому +42

      Straight man here, can confirm

    • @oscarabbas1644
      @oscarabbas1644 5 років тому +6

      Correct

    • @theincredibleweirdo3987
      @theincredibleweirdo3987 5 років тому +99

      I think the point is to mock the popularity of skating as a "gay" sport

    • @TS-qq7vr
      @TS-qq7vr 5 років тому +2

      They don't and won't so nobody will ever know about can't.

  • @dominiquerichards2462
    @dominiquerichards2462 5 років тому +14

    The first skater was actually pretty good for an amateur. He even did a hop. I applaud you 👏

  • @AncalagonTheDread
    @AncalagonTheDread 9 місяців тому +4

    Still better than most skating competitions......