The U.S. Men's Heterosexual Figure Skating Championship - SNL
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- Scott Hamilton (Taran Killam) and Tara Lipinski (Cecily Strong) cover U.S. Men's Heterosexual Figure Skating, a competition to find straight figure skaters in case of boycotts in Sochi due to Vladimir Putin's anti-gay stance. [Season 39, 2014]
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Bobby Moynihan throwing a Combo in the air and catching it with his mouth while skating deserves a point or two from the judges.
Did he really catch it though? Looked liked it might have fallen.
~:~
@Jerae Bryant I was thinking the same thing! Very impressive!
That there's gold metal material!! Too bad he fell.
@@invaliduserid5807 IKR
Let’s hope Tim Allen and the judges feels the same way
The aggressive straightness of all these men is absolutely fucking on point
Thank God. As a woman I like a man that can change a tire and fix things I break. Not a bad thing to be masculine. We need to stop bashing men bc they're born male.
@@ursirsltzly3477 lol
@@tootieramsey9766 this response is so out of nowhere I love it
I see myself in this sketch and I don't like it
@@tootieramsey9766 the pick me
Sexual harassment is never good, but you'd have to be extra stupid to try and touch someone who is wearing knife shoes
Yes. If you can't skate, you can still cut someone up real good
😂😂😂😂
I’m going to call ice skates ‘knife shoes’ from now on. :)
when they kick you in the groin, it's all over.
lmao i imagine her doing illusions and him trying to get a pic from down under and then he gets hit by her blade
The AutoZone employee paired up with the Applebee's waitress was spot on, right down to the hairstyle.
"I think he might have fallen on his keys Tara."
it rly b lik tht
crashed my bike and my keys ripped a hole clear through my shorts and leg. Keys are no laughing matter in heterosexual sports
@@UhtredOfBamburgh No laughing matter at all... I broke my phone and my pants because I fell on the keys in my pocket. Third biggest danger for heterosexual men after "I'm gonna try to grind that rail" at 5am and cheating on your crazy gf...
... oh... and heart attack... that one is the biggest of all... so forth
Keysters
I fell on my keys and they dug into my leg. I got six stitches :)
I love that the heterosexual couple has a lesbian
Emmy Blonde don’t forget they’ll have a gaybe to make up for it lol
is Kate a lesbiam
It's the MEN's heterosexual skating championship. In case you couldn't remember.
@Edward Jam no wonder she's a horrible comedian she's only on SNL to promote a political statement
@@summerhersheyburger6237 Wtf is wrong with you
The black guy has to be the realest shit I've ever seen on SNL.
I'm black and I can skate screw u
I'm black and that's accurate af
@@quikskoprbro968 U Bro for the win!!!!
mentlinc u ain’t black then
@@johanmorales8590 Might wanna chill on that bru. Some black people can skate, some can't. Let's not decide what ppl ca and can't do.
"Shannon, she breaks away but he's coming for her!"
*run shannon run*
This sent me djshsdjd
@@sarahking989 ?
This needs more recognition!! 🤣
Skate
dead 💀 deceased 💀 killed by thissss
"An AutoZone employee with his favorite Applebee's waitress." 😂
That's Kate Mckinnon as the Applebee's waitress.
😅😂🤣😂😂😅😂🤣😅😂😂😂
Isn’t she lesbian
@@diegito-hp1484 yes
@@diegito-hp1484 WOAH dude, a lesbian playing a straight woman? That's nuts. That's crazy. Oh man, I didn't know a lesbian could play a straight woman and still be a lesbian, that's nuts bro.
as a woman who did figure skating for seven years, this is absolutely hilarious
Where u from
Someone who gets it.
@Jay Rock AK bro what’d i do to you lmao chill out
@@alabalaportocala8367 ohio lol
Hope _SNL_ does another parody of figure skating this year.
he caught the combo in his mouth
i'm impressed
That was really good for t.j.
It looked like Bobby has at least some skating skills.
"HIS FAVORITE APPLEBEES WAITRESS" OMG IM DYING
I love how Kate is in this and she is not in any sense heterosexual 🤣
another reason why she was running lol
No comment like this for the gay beer commercial with Chris Farley and Adam Sandler. If you're straight you can play gay... But if you're gay you can only be gay... That's reverse racism and systematic oppression!
@@RevengeAvenger dude you’re not funny. They were obviously joking about it, not being serious.
Its a half quote. But I know im not funny. I always hear that when I talk about the mcdonalds menu to our customers
@@RevengeAvenger Are you f'ing kidding me? the MAJORITY of male actors in Hollyweird are gay... even some are married to women for appearances.
"Malcolm asked if he could use quote regular shoes" LOL I'm dead!!
I rewound it back halfway through to laugh at the first dude, this shit was hilarious
You can see his "little cousin" trying not to laugh, lol.
I did to... Malcolm was confused I think ..when he didn't even try to go around the cones..
There is only one truly great heterosexual figure skater and his name is Charles "Chazz" Michael Michaels!
I mean he is an ice devouring sex tornado. When he glides out on that ice, he captivates any arena like a stack of classic euro porn.
To bad he's a lone wolf
Lmfao
And she's not a whore!
But.....you need your own hairbrush....made from 100% whale.,....blllleeeaaaacchh. Lol
Bruh i saw Malcolm on the screen and i was like "we dont ice skate🤔🙅🏿♂️" and then he started shuffling and i was like "yup thats more like it"😂😂😂
LMAO!!!
ok "bruh" but then the little boy came out and skated perfectly "bruh."
@@johnroscoe2406 This is a comedy channel. Relax lol
@@johnroscoe2406remove the stick from your ass
The fact that the first two people are wearing hockey skates is great😂
"it looks like hes fallen onto his keys" I was actually crying with laughter such an underated joke
I just spent more time watching this than the last 5 olympics.
Me too!!!!
_"He's going for the upskirt! And he gets it!"_
blackmore4 hillarious
A triumphant moment!
It was a pretty good technique. The judges might give him extra style points for that one.
If you look closely, you can see Kate mouth, "What the fu--" before it cut to her mouthing, "No!"
Good on them for actually ice skating while doing this sketch! Must be a fun challenge for them
I love that the first two guys are in hockey skates, and I wonder if those are Kate's own figure skates...
Kate McKinnon on the heterosexual figure skating team made me laugh so hard
"now a heterosexual couple"
/sees Kate/ PFFFFFFFFFF HETEROSEXUAL MY ASSSSSSS
As a gay man... this was hysterical
As a straight man... you're gay
Lol
Mike Easton got em
@@ShidaiTaino haha
And roles reversed this would be so offensive and not funny. And have your side filing a lawsuit.
@@disguy2003 found the heterosexual
I’m a figure skater and I found this hilarious 😂😂😂 I thought this was gonna annoy me but no it actually was funny.
Oh, thank God! We're all so relieved.
Congratulations?
I'm a person who breathes, and this is a comedy sketch.
I used to be a figure skater and boi this is funny. But to be real most of the guys where straight back in 2011-2013 figure skating at least
Well, if you bother checking the actyal definition of homosexuality, it doesn't prescribe or prohibit any sport or hobby. So I guess that makes, by definition, figure skating not gay. Doesn't mean there isn't overlap, but that isn't the point.
@@jamesmcinnis208 WAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!
I have seen Kate McKinnon ice skating. My life is complete.
It wouldn't surprise me if they actually based this sketch on Kate's.
Gaslight Egh
As a Californian, from Long Beach, who practiced figure skating as a kid, I was about to be insulted then realized that’s a 95% accurate representation 🤣
The black dude though had me dying 😂😂😂 *real tears
That black guy is me ice skating the little black kid come to the rescue comedy gold
AMAZING!! Whoever's idea this was, I fucking love.
I concur!
It's family guys
Idgi really
cindybin2001 Listen......you can just scroll away instead of attacking and trolling people....it really is not that hard.
cindybin2001 rrrr u a angry pirate cause u say AARGGHH a lot, u should google angry pirate!
Kate McKinnon on the straight team? uhhhh
Julia, I guess XD lmao
Acting!!! [please read in John Lovitz's voice]
Is she guilty of appropriation? Or did the straights force this role upon her?
Victimizer or victim?
It's comedy. She's acting. I'm being sarcastic.
Julia, I guess They only care that the men are straight.
I like the fact that the only person here that knew how to skate was a lesbian
Lol then you don’t know what skating is. She’s walking because she can’t glide. Whereas Bobby Moynihan and Taran Killam are actually skating, which is a push, glide, and stop on the pick. Kates lifting her feet & skates and walking without gliding which is what the four-year-old beginners do until we teach them to skate. Lol
@@ns2110theonly ur right haha I guess it just looked like she was moving,,,, (I’ve been figure skating for 5 years, not that it matters)
@@ramennoodlesooup_4147 haha s’ok ...look, the beauty of it is that she makes it look good!! Because that in and of itself speaks to her talent, she can basically do anything and also she knows how to flail her arms and simulate artistic so when you look at the whole package it looks like she’s skating. That’s talent. OK maybe not skating talent but still talent 😂 you go girl skating five years! Love the sport; been teaching little ones at the old Sportorama Suffern & Skyrink in NY for more years than I care to say🤦🏻♀️🙏🏻🙂
Where's Chazz Michael Michaels when you need him?
Christopher Herkner lol yes
Chazz Michael Michaels, IS figure skating!
ya for real that would have a really good excuse to have Will back for a sketch
Christopher Herkner i
Sex addict rehab
Is it me or does Taran's character in this sketch kinda look like Gunther from Friends?
(Edit: The actor died last year and now I feel like a douche.)
YESSS!!! I KNEW I COULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONE!!! XD
I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR FROM SOMEWHERE! I'm glad you pointed this out
i was just about to comment that
i was just about to comment that
A.D Suri omg yeah
Honestly I was super impressed when Bobby M. tossed a Combo in the air and caught it in his mouth while skating. Clearly his grade school summers were not wasted!
FACT: This is the first time I've ever watched anything with the words "figure skating" in the title.
the fact that the first two skaters are wearing hockey skates instead of figure skates is what’s really getting me
“I think he fell on his keys!” DEAD
Malcom’s routine had me dying. They should bring this one back
Man I'm just tryna find the song they played lol
Did you find it ??? I'm on a 2h search rn @@brownjatt21
"Less talented, but undeniably heterosexual" - OH, how ironic is that!!!
Is it ironic?
What's supposed to be ironic?
You need a dictionary.
@@onkelpappkov2666 Yes, it is.
@@tonymiester3437 The irony is that in real life it's the opposite: push for diversity with disregard to the actual talent. Sexual orientation, sex, race or religion should not be a factor in the hiring process.
I'm a MadTV guy all the way but that sketch was hilarious. Gary from Autozone with your favorite Applebees waitress, lol. Nailed it.....
That Autozone and Applebees are most definitely in Florida
I'm "Heteroverheals" for Cecily
Lol two of them didn’t even have Figure skates, they had Hokey Skates
Love how funny Mckinnon is with just her facial expressions.
YURI ON ICE?
YAAAAAAAS👌🤘
yuri and victor in a heterosexual skating competition?
Sign in Except these people are straight
Totally lol
I was thinking the same thing!!!! On ice
As a straight man, it's good to finally be represented.
Out on the cold, hard ice, heterosexual men do bunny hops & eat Combos.
Kate in this sketch made it 100x funnier 😂 my lesbian queen
@Kiquan Ringo why are you so mad damn
True. I was confused why she was in this sketch as it is heterosexual skating...
Which chick was that?
wtf
@@akumayoxiruma to be honest, most heterosexual Girls would respond the same, anyway.
His little cousin was so cute lol!... Great funny sketch love it!
Kate is SO CUTE rocking out and smiling while skating away from the heterosexual guy. I just love her.
malcom skates like every three year old i've ever taught. why parents think their literal toddlers are old enough to take skating lessons will surely confuse me for the rest of my life
Why would you take them if you know that, though...?
Impressive how the announcers are able to stay in character during this.
So basically what your saying is straight men can’t skate 😆
1 gay point for you. there are more points for the taking
Straight man here, can confirm
Correct
I think the point is to mock the popularity of skating as a "gay" sport
They don't and won't so nobody will ever know about can't.
That said, Bobby tossing up his snack and catching it in his mouth while skating was pretty impressive...
This sketch doesn't make me think SNL has gotten worse but that our lives have.
the "air humps" can be quite difficult
The point of the skit is that sport is about talent and skill. Sexuality doesn't matter, results do.
R023 G0ld
No the point is to be silly and funny.
+Clayton Brown BINGO!
R023 G0ld Your insight has no business here!
R023 G0ld whatever the point is. It's not funny. If they stop preaching they might find their funny bone again on SNL.
I think the point is that we'd really suck at figure skating if we didn't have gay dudes competing.
This is one of the best sketches in recent times.
SNL Audiences are afraid to laugh at crude humor, this was hilarious!!
It's like, they want to laugh, but wait to see if others are laughing first.
They’re laughing throughout the entire thing, you dumbfuck.
Wis Dom they’re literally laughing the whole fucking time moron
No, Wis is right. Especially after the first routine, there was a definite lag before folks applauded/laughed outright.
I had people do that in the Dead Pool Theatre...I started cracking up at the twisted parts, and some other people felt okay to let go a bit too. I grew up on stuff like Robocop, saw that at like 3 or 4 years old...so my humor can be pretty out there for some.
@@MastaSmack Awww you're a real hero,I'm touched 😢
Finally we’re being represented in Ice Skating!
the only couple and one of them is lesbian, they had one job...
I bet Kate demanded that part. OR she was the only one would wouldn't fall down on skates.
0:40 Eagles jersey and baggy cargos- yup straight guy 😭😭😭😭😭
That describes my brother 💯! 😂😂😂
Should have included a flamboyantly gay actual figure skater that got disqualified and arrested xD
I like how Kate Mackinnon has the actual extra weight that an applebee's waitress would have in real life.
every damn part of this sketch is freakin AWESOME.
An accurate representation of straight culture. Ngl.
Nah
On behalf of all cishet people, I am so sorry
This was hilarious! Shannon avoiding Dino is legit me trying to avoid little kids on the ice while I'm training :')
Wtffffff......
Why is no one talking about the fact the description says featuring Jonah Hill, but the video does not feature Jonah Hill
FINAL SCORE: PIkachu Brothers - 1 Liam Johnston - 0
Face Palm.... is no trump or Hilary, its all the dumb people out there. Like you
Liam Johnston because no one has a hard-on for him but you
Wouldn't it be funny if the description originally did say Jonah Hill but the person who manages SNL's channel saw the comment and fixed it so that now Liam Johnston looks like a crazy person? LOL
Hes at 4:27
"TJ feeling good... telling the crowd to suck it! ..alright!"
This show has gotten me through some hard times, thank you Loren
The hockey skates just prove the heterosexualness
This is what a want to see in the Olympics so that I can compare the contestants to regular people.
If SNL went to one night a month but actually tried to make the show push more boundries and take more time for writing, I think itd be worth it.
"He's going for the upskirt!" Lol
probably the coldest cold open in SNL history
Oh, for the far-gone era of 2014, when the worst crisis we had to deal with was putin being a homophobe.
I know, right?
@Leanne Mitchell It's just a joke, stfu.
Kate couldn't help but laugh and I love it
Those air humps get me every time, miss Beck so much.
The last guy reminds me of guy I used to work with. A total creep.
you mean not gay?
Yeah that ignorant of consent groper is an insult to hero men who flirt good.
Makes you want to stay off the ice.
Everyone’s lost so much weight in the last few years.
Still cracks me up every time I watch it. I wish Jay was still on SNL.
The guy in the middle nearly cracked a couple times I think. Lol
I love Bobby moynahans face when he plays the air guitar
I keep coming back just to watch 3:49-3:52 XD
I thought this was going to be terrible from the premise but it was in fact, amazing.
Honestly their skating was impressive!
What's the opposite of Yuri on Ice?
The answer:
The Autozone employee part killed me. So unexpected. LMAO
Honestly, I thought this was real until I read the "SNL" part
Jay way is how I skate on regular skates😂lol🤣
this as a figure skater is so hilarious 😂
Especially because half of them are wearing hockey skates lmao
I love Taran Killam and Jay Pharaoh. They were hilarious on SNL. I miss both of them. They both cracked me up when they were regulars on the show. Jay Pharaoh does the best Kat Williams impersonation. Taran Killam does the most hilarious Quentin Tarantino impersonation.
This was one of the funniest skits I have scene. 😆😆😆
Where did SNL find the skaters to film this seen?
@@rcnelson Not sure my friend.
There are so many quite recent talented "generations" at SNL. Underrated, and, yes, way more funny than most of the "acclaimed" generations.
0:01 Gunther started hosting skating....
Now I kind of want to see this actually done at the Olympics. I'm thinking they'd get at least some points just for shock value, even if that's not a category.
Man Cecily Strong can so get it
The judge choices, lmao!
Love that none of the skates in this sketch are actually figure skates XD
What would Brian Boitano do?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two.
That's what Brian boitano do
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through.
😂😂😂
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Brian Boitano do!
When brian boitano was in the olympics skating for the gold, he did two sacows and a tripple lutz while wearing a blindfold.
It’s so fascinating to me that the solo skaters used ice hockey skates (a great subtle joke) but Dino was wearing proper figure skating skates.