@Joaquin As someone who has never played Destiny 2, typing destiny gives me the auto complete of "Destiny 2 System Requirements". Which still might be based on my search history since I often look up video game system requirements.
@@noelic6744 this video is from 4 years ago which is 3 months after the game launched. And it wasn't on pc on launch so it makes sense the game had more server issues than people looking up specs at the time.
After all these years he woke up and he realized, he had never left his sofa and was still watching the price is right! His girl, his life, it was all a dream! As he looked down he saw what his life actually was. A pile of empty bags and cans, dirt and a smell that he imagined would be sickening for anyone that didn't inhale it every minute of the day. The tears started rolling down his face. The confusion this chaos in his head and heart, he just wanted all of this stop. Now! He shut of the television. The cheering crowd died in the black void and he felt like the silence was staring at him. But then he noticed that actually it wasn't silent. He heard something. And he saw something in the reflection of the black TV screen. Something green. He wiped the tears of his face and turned around which he immediately felt his back was used to anymore. There was a gap between the curtains and he could see that it was spring! He was hearing birds! And while he had felt emotional - in his dreams - this was the first time the in ages that he felt... ...alive. And as he marvelled upon the moving leaves of the trees he thought to himself that while it seemed that his life just had perished this actually was the moment it was about to begin.
I have absolutely no idea how people do that? Edit: Okay, I just realized that it probably was just a sound-alike singing it because in some original lyric parts of the song, it deviated from the original version a bit.
What's makes it more powerful is it insinuates a break down in his relationship with the birds as he goes from caring for them to just straight up chocking them.
This is how i was introduced to the song (somehow, or at least could recollect it) so every time i hear it my mind defaults to this instead Makes it a lot harder to take seriously but hey that's how it is
Maybe he just used Powerful Abdominal Muscle Stronger Cream Anti Cellulite Fat Burning Slimming Gel Effective Belly Tighten Weight Loss Product It lubricates and hardens your stomach!
Okay ik we all love the “and she’s calling me daddy, while he’s having a seizure” part, but can we appreciate how well the “I just had sex, it’s killing me” lines up and works
the dichotomy between “but it’s just the price is right” fitting the syllable count perfectly followed immediately by “destiny 2 is at capacity” is so funny to me for some reason hbsksbkdk
i come back to this video year after year for "jealousy, turning point usa, turning point usa, choking theee chicken, but its just the price is right, destiny 2 is temporarily at capacity"
This song is about a gay man who got convinced by Turning Point to marry a woman for tax cuts but is now unhappily thinking of his bird-keeping first love. He tries to get his mind clear by playing Destiny 2, but it's at capacity, so he is just drinking and watching The Price is Right.
The tax cut underfunded social programs that dealt with mental health and substance abuse. There is actually a very strong argument for the tax cut killing lil peep... that is if he died after the tax cut... 🤷♂️
Let's hope beyond light is going to be better, but I doubt it. I had trouble getting on when season of Arrivals dropped, I can't imagine how bad it's going to be in a couple weeks
Man I listened to this last summer, and this just came up on my recommended again, I've changed a lot, but at the same time not by much, I still find this funny, but I'm whole lot different, in a good way, June 2020, was when I first listened, and it's April 2021, just about 10 months later, give or take a few days
“It started as a tax cut” sounds like good wedding vows
@George Jungle what about them.
@George Jungle profound pronouns
@George Jungle What?
Puttign that on there.
@George Jungle lol no one is triggered? no one even said a pronoun, you're just saying random nonsense and people are confused lmao
how did we go from *”she’s calling me daddy”* to _”oH mY gOd sHes tOUChing mY SpeCIAL AREA”_
Started out with a kiss how did it end up like this
Romantic asexual
Let me show you how
"i just had sex, its killing me" 😔😔
To be fair those are often related to eachother
Why is no one talking about how clean the vocals are?
Probably because of how absurd the lyrics are.
Ðey're not
Because its an actual person singing it, not sentence mixing, apparently
It really sounds like Brandon Flowers.
They got a good voice for this style lol
"it started out as a tax cut, i swear!"
"so then, how did lil peep die?"
"well, it was a dark and stormy night..."
That made me laugh more then it should have
“She’s touching my special area”
oH
Explains why she's calling him "daddy".
XD
"and i just had sex"
ah yes, the sequel
@@ItsRubyGD "jealousy"
Hit home.
Owo
i understand the man is fed up with his abusive relationship but he didn't have to take his anger out on the poor chicken
Oh you sweet summer child... he uh... he certainly released something pent up.
@@TheBuffaloPaladin 😐
Little do you know, what he actually meant...
OWAIN CENA
who gone tellem
The fact that “destiny 2 is currently at capacity” is what popped up from “destiny” says A LOT about the state of that game 😂😂
@Joaquin well yeah this was at least 3 years ago
**h o n e y d e w**
@Joaquin As someone who has never played Destiny 2, typing destiny gives me the auto complete of "Destiny 2 System Requirements". Which still might be based on my search history since I often look up video game system requirements.
Season of the beaver
@@noelic6744 this video is from 4 years ago which is 3 months after the game launched. And it wasn't on pc on launch so it makes sense the game had more server issues than people looking up specs at the time.
“destiny 2 is temporarily at capacity” is my favorite line of any song ever
lyrics are too real for comfort
7 YEARS LATER THIS LINE STILL MAKES SENSE
"but its just the price is right" goes hard
“Gotta go fast because I want to know in Spanish” hits different
After all these years he woke up and he realized, he had never left his sofa and was still watching the price is right! His girl, his life, it was all a dream!
As he looked down he saw what his life actually was. A pile of empty bags and cans, dirt and a smell that he imagined would be sickening for anyone that didn't inhale it every minute of the day.
The tears started rolling down his face. The confusion this chaos in his head and heart, he just wanted all of this stop. Now!
He shut of the television.
The cheering crowd died in the black void and he felt like the silence was staring at him. But then he noticed that actually it wasn't silent.
He heard something. And he saw something in the reflection of the black TV screen. Something green.
He wiped the tears of his face and turned around which he immediately felt his back was used to anymore. There was a gap between the curtains and he could see that it was spring! He was hearing birds! And while he had felt emotional - in his dreams - this was the first time the in ages that he felt...
...alive.
And as he marvelled upon the moving leaves of the trees he thought to himself that while it seemed that his life just had perished this actually was the moment it was about to begin.
@@christopherstein2024 You should write a novel, i'd read it
@@sirscribbley1822 Thank you.^^ Maybe on a different topic.
@@christopherstein2024 Dude, if you ever write a book, let me know and I'll buy it.
Should he really be taking care of birds if he's choking chickens?
That's what he meant by "taking care" of them.
And having a seizure
of course he should be taken care of them he chokes whatever bird and gives it to its own family to eat
Thats how little peep died
I thought "choking one's chicken" was a euphemism for "milking one's snake".
The fact that the auto fill managed to rhyme "and taking back Sunday"
with "jealously, turning point USA" baffles me.
"I'm having sex, it's killing me."
-A guy who's allergic to sex
i was so expecting an automated text to speech but I was very happily surprised
That deserves to be it's own video for sure
That's what I expected too, but this is truly inspired!
Totally
I have absolutely no idea how people do that?
Edit: Okay, I just realized that it probably was just a sound-alike singing it because in some original lyric parts of the song, it deviated from the original version a bit.
@@Liquefaction do you know how to make this??
“and she’s calling me daddy while he's having a seizure"
NightFury Swims I laughed for 10 minutes straight when I read that I had to pause the video 😂
@@Ellthom same, tears fell down my cheek as well
*seducctiom*
"I just had sex, it's killing me!" Hits different with that
Her: "my daddy is having a seizure, rip him I guess so now ur my daddy lol"
The vocals are actually really accurate and I'm impressed
“now they’re good dogs brent”
This line conveys so much emotion that i honestly was not prepared for
"and she's calling me daddy
while he's having a seizure"
lmaoo
yo the first time me and my ex hung out alone went like that
it's just the other guy's point of view, it's brilliant
"Destiny 2 is temporarily at capacity" killed me.
More heartbreaking than the real song
me too xD
😂😂😂😂
You sir just earned your 300th like😂
destiny 2 is temporarily at capacity, and its killing me
why is no one talking about how good the cover is regardless of the lyrics?? like the singer is 😗👌
"and it's all about the cake"
THE CAKE IS A LIE YALL
YOU SOLVED THE CONSPIRACY
I understood that
“He takes care of the birds now” is such a powerful and emotionally wracking line
Even tho he's choking the chicken.
What's makes it more powerful is it insinuates a break down in his relationship with the birds as he goes from caring for them to just straight up chocking them.
@@Befuddledshark lol look up what choking the chicken means HAAHAHA
@@bluedash24 does it has something to do with CBT?
@@bluedash24 I know exactly what it means I was just poking fun at people that try to find "deeper" meanings in joke songs
"And she's calling me daddy while he's having a seizure" paints an interesting scene
fiorung paint for me
"And she's taking ages to reply."
A guy and girl on a bed having sex while another guy is on the floor having a seizure. Yes, people have their priorities
Me* not my
Greetings, fgo professional.
This is so much better when you have never heard this song before and have no lyrics to compare it to
Lol no it's not?
The whole point is to compare it to the original and see how goofy it is using autoconplete...
@@apexcrypto01 I never heard the song before so now whenever I hear this song in public I sing “JEALOUSY TURNING POINT USA, TURNING POINT USA”
This is how i was introduced to the song (somehow, or at least could recollect it) so every time i hear it my mind defaults to this instead
Makes it a lot harder to take seriously but hey that's how it is
"and she's calling me daddy, and he's having a seizure" I think you should make sure he's ok
“And she’s calling me daddy, while he’s having a seizure, and she’s taking ages to reply”
I can't breathe
That’s a whole mood in itself
nice pic man
CAMERON IS THAT YOU
“Daddy?”
“Uh hey... that guy is having a seizure.... Hello??”
*BUT NOW SHES TOUCHING MY SPECIAL AREA*
*NOW*
Hella obscure, but it reminded me of the Haunting ground moment when a maid gropes you because a youtuber I watched explaimed "it's a no touch zone!"
*AND MY STOMACH IS HARD*
AND ITS ALL ABOUT THE CAKE
Choking the Chicken
I know this is a dumb comment, but I’m only leaving it here so that if people like it I can watch this masterpiece again
“Destiny 2 is currently at capacity”
Was personally my favorite part
It started out as a tax cut.... how did Lil Peep die?
Luscious Locks Top 10 Government Decisions That Went Horribly Wrong
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
Luscious Locks because of the tax cut
That hit hard
@@katitax508 i was gonna like but no it's perfect
This is the weirdest Turning Point USA promotion I’ve ever seen
libtards rekt
DESTROYING LIBTARDS with MR BRIGHTSIDE and GOOGLE AUTOCOMPLETE
MightyFine ok boomer
@@cr4shmycar118 you're right Antifa is sooo much kewler
@@moonie5565 tbh, ye
The algorithm has been killing it lately. What a masterpiece.
I just discovered these and I'm pretty sure it's the greatest thing I'll ever see in my lifetime.
everyone's talking about "shes calling me daddy while he's having a seizure" but yall sleeping on
"it started as a tax cut, how did lil peep die"
I am in TEARS
It was a dark and stormy night, though.
@@Elvisbackpack only in Turning Point, USA though.
Drug overdose
@@IamaPERSON Destiny 2 is temporarily at capacity, too.
It essentially just became a 1975 song
HWVAIWBJWHWBSKSN
Ah yes, I remember when Destiny 2 was temporarily at capacity in the year 1975
@@CiromBreeze wooosh?
Daddy
@@agustinturano3297 Not even close.
Post Covid UA-cam algorithm is touchingmyspecialarea now
Nobody:
Destiny 2: *temporarily at capacity*
I’m most concerned about “my stomach is hard” like man, I don’t think it’s supposed to be.
Well, maybe his stomach got excited by a very sexy sandwich. You never know
maybe he just has really strong abs
Two kinds of people ^
Maybe he just used Powerful Abdominal Muscle Stronger Cream Anti Cellulite Fat Burning Slimming Gel Effective Belly Tighten Weight Loss Product
It lubricates and hardens your stomach!
@@QueerAndHunger *wheeze*
“DESTINY 2 is TEMPORARILYATCAPACITY”
666th like
Guess you could say its... Destiny
Whether we wanted it or not...
@@mahille02 we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on mars.
So let's get to taking out their command, one by one.
This needs to be animated with the singer just heavily confused as all this random stuff if occuring around him
“I just had sex, it’s killing me” gave me a chuckle. It fit the syllables nicely
Mr. Brightside but it’s sexually confused
come through i would like, but considering the comment and the 69 likes, id rather not
Are you telling me Mr. Brightside isn’t already sexually confused
Wait I'm having deja vu lol
@@harlace9625 Nah....that's "somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year"
Like most of the internet
"And now she's calling me daddy while he's havig a seizure" sounds like a legit punk song lyric tho
Deadass
frrr
@@dulceteternity9976 yarichin pfp😳
"and i just had sex and it's killing me"
I thought you were gonna say "a legit 2007 fall out boy song title" but okay
“Sometime in the future, humor will be auto generated”
Time for a little landscaping!
I have never listened to Mr. Brightside so this will be interesting lmao
WAIT OH MY GOD IVE HEARD THIS SONG BEFORE SO LONG AGO WTF
Okay ik we all love the “and she’s calling me daddy, while he’s having a seizure” part, but can we appreciate how well the “I just had sex, it’s killing me” lines up and works
syphilis?
@@jflauto3917 syphilis?
*aids has entered the chat*
@@perigonsr syphilis is an std and it can be deadly, hence the I'm having sex it's killing me
He is an octopus 🐙
The "And I just had sex, it's killing me" part is... killing me.
That was poetic...
That's basically AIDS (maybe not so much now because there are treatment measures, but for sure back in the eighties)
00:46
@@HGmolotov interesting interpretation
AIDS
La petit mort (little death) French basically for orgasm. So if you see the lyric in this context it is saying : had sex, ejaculated.
Now this one is going in the books. I’ll see you all in 10 years when this finally blows up
Years later these lyrics still touch me deeply
*HOW DID LIL PEEP DIE* *?*
*IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT, IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT*
yung fluer mackned that’s how he died.
Rip Gus
he was in the hospital hooked to a machine when suddenly the machine went *peeeeeeeeep* ________________
Danny Fokker he was a lil peep, but his life ended with a long peep :(
Rip peep
the dichotomy between “but it’s just the price is right” fitting the syllable count perfectly followed immediately by “destiny 2 is at capacity” is so funny to me for some reason hbsksbkdk
They fit them selves in sound and meaning
EXACTLY
"But it's just the priiiiiiiiiiice iiiiiis riiiiiiiiiiiiiight / *Destiny2istemporarilyatcapity"*
"Destiny 2 is temporarily at capacity" is very accurate for me cause I play the game a lot AND deal with that a lot as well
More like dick-cock-tomy
The vocals are actually fire-
“Choking the chicken” got me good.
nothing funnier than cramming in the whole line of “destiny 2 is temporarily at capacity” where it most definitely did not fit
That line hit the hardest for me
I really tried not to laugh
My favorite part of the song lmao
I know exactly when that was being searched
Season of the splicer
I WAS NOT EXPECTING "DESTINY 2 IS CURRENTLY AT CAPACITY" HOLY FUCK
It was so accurate with the release of Beyond Light and Shadowkeep
@@Remembrncee and the new season
666 Likes? NOICE! 😈
I love that part
No joke i was lisening to this and go on d2 and its at cap now
every once in a while I get this recommended to me do I watch it every time yes
"AND I JUST HAD SEX, ITS KILLING ME" 🗣🗣🗣
I guess Google has entered the "questioning sexuality" phase
Damn.
Hope Google's okay and knows we'll support them no matter what.
”coming out of the closet” either they’re tryna come out or they’re thinking bout it.
Relatable
and flirting with alt right ideas... this could either go really good or really bad
@@ViewerEm lovin' the pfp
SHESTOUCHINGMYSPECIALAEREA
How does this have almost a thousand likes but only my reply
@@lonesome3958 You ruined everything, how could you.
But I wanna know in Spanish....
That shit killed me
This shit is _dark_ if you stop and think about it.
shocked at the lack of comments on “destiny 2istemporarilyatcapacity,” which has lived in my head rent-free for going on 3 years now
i come back to this video year after year for "jealousy, turning point usa, turning point usa, choking theee chicken, but its just the price is right, destiny 2 is temporarily at capacity"
You can hear him smiling when he says “Jealousy, turning point USA”
i know i love itt
Dear liberals
It was only a kiss, how did it end up like this?
- Mr Brightside
You can in a few places tbh
I thought I could hear him smiling throughout the whole thing lol
Should he really be taking care of her birds if he's having a seizure?
oh god the birds got loose
choking the chicken
Well destiny 2 is at temporarily at capacity so he’s got no other options
No wonder the chicken is getting choked
@@saoirsenifhogartaigh8344 choking *the chicken*
“He takes care of the birds” killed me and idk why
"Cause I'm having a good time" - Me too. I can't stop laughing at all these covers. Also hyperventilating.
“and she’s calling me daddy while he’s having a seizure” is an emotional rollercoaster of a line
I used to think the lyrics were “while he’s having a stroke and she’s taking a jab” lmao 😂
This song is about a gay man who got convinced by Turning Point to marry a woman for tax cuts but is now unhappily thinking of his bird-keeping first love.
He tries to get his mind clear by playing Destiny 2, but it's at capacity, so he is just drinking and watching The Price is Right.
And lil peep died.
he the asks himself, how did lil peep die?
@@lilatadlock626 he had a seizure
@@thumbsup8985 ik lol i was joking
@@thumbsup8985 On a dark and stormy night!
ive never listened to mr brightside so anytime anyone talks about it this is what i will think of.
As a Destiny 2 player, this song resonates with me deeply
"And I just had sex, it's killing me"
I'm scared for this individual
“Im taking back sunday”
Dont worry, he found god soon after
best line, so relatable
this is the weirdest poly relationship i’ve ever heard of
Lol!!!
Dont judge me
AJ Right and it definitely isn’t a healthy one.
@@joshshrum2764 Every problem is 'solved' by adding someone else
"and i just had sex, its killing me" works strangely well
It’s so… chaotic.
It’s beautiful.
The fact that you sound so close makes me feel very uncomfortable.
brandon flowers actually did this idk who billy cobb is
Wait did he actually do this?
I'm very close too.
The only thing I wish he did better was the "me" in "killing me." It has a certain special sound to it in the original.
Daniel It sounds the same to me
Dear liberals,
How did Lil' Peep die?
-Mr. Brightside, Turning Point USA
You claim to call my daddy, yet he's having a seizure. Curious
- Brightside Shapiro
Considering it started with a tax cut, I don't think liberals are the ones to ask.
@@sth02 ouch
@@Silverwind87 🤷🏽♂️ that's just basic policy, man 😂
No dude no.
Having this pop up in my recommended at 2am was an absolute delight
He's having a good time, and that's all that matters
"Destiny 2 is temporarily at capacity."
A poem by bungie.
Scout rifles? Nah.
A T T E N T I O N Contacting Destiny 2 Servers
Literally every extrovert at a party:
"Open up *Snapchat*
Cause I'm *having a good time* "
I don’t understand why people open a laggy ass app when they’re trying to have fun
As an extrovert, I disagree
We open up Facebook
Because they are alone and don't want to look like an awkward loser so they pretend they are busy on their phone lol
@@B3_6 no, that's an introvert, not extrovert
*SHE’S TOUCHING MY SPECIAL AREA*
I don't think I've laughed this much in the past 1 and a half year, my stomach is hard from all this laughing;)
_"Coming out of the closet and I've been doing a little boozing"_
*_Me too._*
Mood honestly
same
Congratulations! 😄
Hell yeah!
This confirms that mr brightside is about a bi guy wanting to get it with both if them
“It started as a tax cut
How did lil peep die”
OMG *NOT CLICKBAIT* LIL PEEP DIED BY TAX CUT
They took the cut part too literally
The tax cut underfunded social programs that dealt with mental health and substance abuse. There is actually a very strong argument for the tax cut killing lil peep... that is if he died after the tax cut... 🤷♂️
This is actually what it’s like when you don’t know the lyrics but you want to sing along
This is a really good 'cover'. I don't know how many takes it took for you not to bust out in uncontrollable laughter
"But she's touching my special area now" that is where I completely lost it
I made it to "I just had Sex, it's killing me"
“Destiny 2 is currently at capacity” holy shit we need dedicated servers.
We do need dedicated servers. But it being at max capacity has little to do with dedicated servers.
God yea I forgot I made this comment- I did not know what I was talking about lmao
How much dedidated WAM do I need fow a suwvuw?
The absurdity of this lyric
@@iheartkiecats I'm not sure but I'd download about 32gb of ram from downloadmoreram.com
"Now he takes care of the birds."
Divorce never goes easy, does it?
“And I just had sex it’s killing meeee”
That line alone had me in stitches
1:22
*Freddie Mercury wants to know your location*
yes.
McDoodles and fries this means we need a Don’t Stop Me Now version of this
@@ambermullins64 y e s
How can he want to know if he’s dead
YES. JUST YES.
“open up snapchat because i’m having a good time” said by no one, ever
maybe he doesnt want to have a good time
Had to make this 666
If “he takes care of the birds”, does she take care of the bees?
Bro was on the edge of laughing the hole time and lost it at “but it’s just the price is right”
"Destiny 2 is temporarily at capacity"
Boy, that Shadowkeep launch was rough
Let's hope beyond light is going to be better, but I doubt it. I had trouble getting on when season of Arrivals dropped, I can't imagine how bad it's going to be in a couple weeks
"Destiny 2 is temporarily at capacity"
Boy, that Beyond Light launch was rough
@@kyrusxi At capacity everytime there is a hype season
Every Destiny 2 launch event ever tbh
@@kyrusxi Witch Queen is gonna be a repeat, hope y'all are ready!
Tag yourself im “coming out of the closet and ive been doing a little boozing”
Andy From Toy Story “i just had sex it’s killing me”
i’m “gotta go fast because i want to know in spanish”
"but it's just the price is right"
"Cause im having a good time"
I'm "Destiny 2 is temporarily at capacity".
Man I listened to this last summer, and this just came up on my recommended again, I've changed a lot, but at the same time not by much, I still find this funny, but I'm whole lot different, in a good way, June 2020, was when I first listened, and it's April 2021, just about 10 months later, give or take a few days
Now they're good dogs, Brent.
Masterpiece.
ok but the "but its just the price is right" line lowkey slaps
it slots in so perfectly - same syllabi and scancion and the absurdity of the line is goddamn gold
*CHOKING THE CHICKEN*
'choking the chicken
but it's just the price is right
destiny _2 is temporarily at capacity'_
“But I just had sex, it’s killing me”
Well they say it hurts the first time.