Put it in perspective: the median single income is $38,000. That’s going to be $32,200 after taxes, social security, and Medicare. That’s roughly $620 per week if you aren’t contributing to a retirement plan. That’s $2400 per month for housing, utilities, transportation, food, healthcare, etc. So these 304’s are wanting 1/2 a week’s take home spent on feeding them and entertaining them for a couple of hours with zero obligations on their part. Boys, you are better off spending that money on a professional!
Just saying… apartment rental $1000, couch $1000, ps4 $300, internet $100, netflix $15, case of beer $25, pizza $25. Pretty sure i just went above and beyond for a $300 first date.
For a young guy I applaud that Amelia Earhart joke. That was quick and just a straight roast. His way of saying he wishes she would shut the fuck up and stop trying to make this a conversation.
My old mates mum cheated on his dad and ran off with his best friend. My friend and I were really worried for him he was a good dad and devoted husband but he didn't seemed to phased all he did was send his friend a text "I never knew true friendship until I until I met you. You'll always be a brother to me because only a real brother would destroy his own life to save his friend. Thank you!" 12months later he shacked up with the best friends little sister and they've now been together 20yrs 😂
True story. My best friend slept with my fiance while I was in a coma. He broke my heart, not her. No new friends though and only 1 night stands. It's nice, since then I havnt been in a deficit financially
As a diehard Bengals fan for my entire life since 1984 Chad Johnson is a real one. He understands money better than probably just about anybody out there. He literally lived in the Cincinnati Bengals stadium for a while just to save money and the dude is literally worth millions of dollars. Chad is the man!!!
He is really based, noticed that right off because of his reaction. Cool that he lived at the stadium, he was on his grind. I survived a grey divorce and came back with 3 vehicles and a house paid for in cash, debt-free because of an opportunity to live rent/mortgage free for about five years. I'm 64 and managed to do it in the nick of time and I really appreciate Chad Johnson putting in that kind of effort to be successful.
I knew I recognized him! Yo he has definitely taken the red pill, and he took it a looooong time ago. My respect for Chad just went way up, and it was already high.
He probably loves it. He engages in crowd work any time he can because it is his specialty. He's very quick witted. He was on wild n out for years, which is literally a show about roasting people. He knows what he's doing here. This is all part of the show.
I’m a 49 year old woman that loves your channel. Trust when I say, some of these girls are going to get a shock when their life starts happening for real.
The girl trying to act cute with a high voice has serious issues. Things aren't gonna go good for her and she gonna be too delusional to figure out why. If she ever does, she's gonna be too miserable to admit it was her own damn fault
It’s no longer funny too see how disappointing society is and the direction it is headed and becoming. It’s rather disappointing. Great video as always 🙌🏽
Some hecklers are part of the show. My nephew belongs to an amateur comedy troop and they bring a couple to their shows in the event one of the comedians lose their flow. I do this occasionally, it's a blast. But the "real" hecklers usually suck.
7:21 HE DIED ???? Omg I didnt even know he died I saw so many nice thinks of him. He and you are people we needed in this like this. What a wonderful man to live on this earth, sad so to have seen him leave.
Legit just had a chick tell me that Aquarius men are strong and silent. I said,"yeah, and they problem-solve easily, but they don't share their emotions." She said,"EXACTLY, that's what I've been telling everybody!" I responded with,"I just made that up" 😂
300 for a first date. Bloody hell. My first date with my husband was steak and chips at a nice marina. I don’t drink much either. So probably about £40-£50 if that. He could have taken me to kfc for all I care. I really fancied him when I met him and was thrilled when he asked me on a date.
Daughter of a friend got in an arguement with a fellow student, because when asked what she'd want for a first date, she said taking a walk and some ice cream or a nice cup of tea. Her fellow student said she was lame and really cheap, she should go for something more expensive. Friends daughter told this girl: Why, should I waste his money on something like that? I prefer something with more value, his time and his friendship.
6:29 $300, for the first date? That's insane. If a woman requires that, she's an escort at that point, bc there's no way they are paying that without getting SOMETHING in return.
Me too! That was exciting, mini golf is fun! Real golf feels way too boring but mini golf, that is the way to go!! No vacation is complete without mini golf
If a woman starts quoting "signs" as a substitute (or reason) for ANY trait, laugh and walk away. You will NEVER convince an "astrologist" they live their life based on BS, so don't even try.
Chad Johnson be like we can go to the McDonald's i own for our date 😂 just playing 300$ is alot and he ain't no simp is she a liability or an asset ? good advice.
The most I spent on a date was $90, we went to a Brazilian bistro, and it was a 3rd date. I was going to go anyways because I wanted a stream of delicious meats, not because I wanted to impress her.
Almost got triggered today in class as our tutor was talking about LGBTQ stuff. I mean it is true that it gets more support than bullying in schools right? And apparently, that can be where it began for others.
Can I ask what it was the tutor was saying that almost triggered you? And it’s so true that that gets more attention. I saw a recent story where a man was being sexually harassed by a gay male coworker but if he tried to say anything then he was yelled at and told it was just how he was and he was being homophobic
Your first date should always be something cheap, like a fast food or something like that, it makes it to where you guys can figure if y'all like each other and if it doesn't work out, neither should have a problem with paying for both of them. I will die on this hill.
And also, who the hell is spending or expecting a $300 first date? You are lucky if we get coffee or ice cream. Hell we might even just go to a park and walk around and look at dogs playing for some shit. I need to get to know you and see if you are worth a $300 date. I’m not assuming you are, that’s how men fall into these traps. Plus if I get a second date after doing a very casual first then I will REALLY know if she’s interested in getting to know me. If she bounces after that I just dodged a bullet and spent $10 instead of $300. I win.
eh Just because the woman is 37 with 2 kids and says celibacy doesn't mean become a hoe. Nah, a month or 2 is legit anything after that is crazy. I speak from some experience. i didn't find mine till I was in my 30's and I waited 3 months because the women was worth it. I'd say there is median here and neither extreme is right.
FELLAS PLEASE REMEMBER THIS!!!!!! Swerve people who continuously post the restaurant they go to, meal photos and hella selfie photos or even ask you to take a million of them, it so they can put on TOK and GRAM. It's only a BENEFIT TO THEM and gives them all the PRENTENCE and VALIDATION they need from super hungry Mr Simps. They will have hundreds if not thousands of them followers and it's all at your EXPENSE because you're funding it and of course the previous victims 😂. Swerve even crash!! at all costs!. Your sincerely, from someone who's been in this situation. This channel gave me the slap in the face i needed 🙌🏽
"300 what? American dollars?" Hahaha what a genuine reaction.
Put it in perspective: the median single income is $38,000. That’s going to be $32,200 after taxes, social security, and Medicare. That’s roughly $620 per week if you aren’t contributing to a retirement plan. That’s $2400 per month for housing, utilities, transportation, food, healthcare, etc. So these 304’s are wanting 1/2 a week’s take home spent on feeding them and entertaining them for a couple of hours with zero obligations on their part. Boys, you are better off spending that money on a professional!
@@knotengajin7359 I spend it on car parts
Just saying… apartment rental $1000, couch $1000, ps4 $300, internet $100, netflix $15, case of beer $25, pizza $25.
Pretty sure i just went above and beyond for a $300 first date.
@@DarkUncleeah, but it sounds like you’re also above and beyond 300 pounds.
@@DarkUncleyou just described a whole lifestyle not a date.
And a terrible one at that
Matt Rife has some of the best crowd work in the game.
So does Andrew Schultz
@@Outroyalgonna have to say andrew a little bit better
@@oldoakenbucket2025 yeah search Matt Rife
@@OutroyalRIGHT?! He pretty much bit Schulz's whole style! Still, he's definitely grown comically since 'Wildn' Out"
well its mostly women, so
For a young guy I applaud that Amelia Earhart joke. That was quick and just a straight roast. His way of saying he wishes she would shut the fuck up and stop trying to make this a conversation.
Yeah that one was wild🤣🤣
lmfao I agree. I was hoping he'd use that line.
Matt is so good at crowdwork, he just spits jokes out of nowhere like a machine gun, he is a gem
Thanks for explaining what he meant, we all couldn't figure that one out
He turned the broiler on her with that one
This is why Matt Rife is the best, his crowd is so crazy that he can come up with the funniest things on the spot 😂
She can’t scan herself because that store doesn’t sell discounted and damaged goods
"We don't sell used items here"
There’s a lemon law! 😂😂
Oh boy: heavy machine-gun blast❗️
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Her dad ran off to fetch the price tag for her
Yooooo! "I just found out my wife ran off with my best friend... I'm really gonna miss him"... HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
😂😂😂😂😂I died laughing at this
i swear that guy was the undertaker
My old mates mum cheated on his dad and ran off with his best friend. My friend and I were really worried for him he was a good dad and devoted husband but he didn't seemed to phased all he did was send his friend a text "I never knew true friendship until I until I met you. You'll always be a brother to me because only a real brother would destroy his own life to save his friend. Thank you!" 12months later he shacked up with the best friends little sister and they've now been together 20yrs 😂
@@lucianjaeger4893based
True story. My best friend slept with my fiance while I was in a coma. He broke my heart, not her. No new friends though and only 1 night stands. It's nice, since then I havnt been in a deficit financially
As a diehard Bengals fan for my entire life since 1984 Chad Johnson is a real one. He understands money better than probably just about anybody out there. He literally lived in the Cincinnati Bengals stadium for a while just to save money and the dude is literally worth millions of dollars. Chad is the man!!!
Maybe he should take over for Kevin Samuels?
He is really based, noticed that right off because of his reaction. Cool that he lived at the stadium, he was on his grind. I survived a grey divorce and came back with 3 vehicles and a house paid for in cash, debt-free because of an opportunity to live rent/mortgage free for about five years. I'm 64 and managed to do it in the nick of time and I really appreciate Chad Johnson putting in that kind of effort to be successful.
1st date is ice cream and should be 1-2hrs.
He took his women to McDonald's and that ain't no lie.
I knew I recognized him! Yo he has definitely taken the red pill, and he took it a looooong time ago. My respect for Chad just went way up, and it was already high.
I feel a little bad for Matt Rife because the more his career rises the more of these crazy hoes he has to deal with and they are RELENTLESS
Well to be fair so is he 😂 Bro ain't missing shots
Its makes his show dude, he is laughing all the way to the bank!
he seems to handle them pretty well and doesn't have to fight too hard for material, it just shows up.
He probably loves it. He engages in crowd work any time he can because it is his specialty. He's very quick witted. He was on wild n out for years, which is literally a show about roasting people. He knows what he's doing here. This is all part of the show.
They are desperate for that D.
"I wonder when you'll shut up and make my dinner."
Ash is the hero I never knew I needed.
I thought that was an edit 😄 looool
I remember seeing this exact scene years ago on adult swim. Funny then and still funny now.
@@Gingdoll4mjrobot chicken
It is BEYOND ME that people think they can heckle a comedian with a microphone and win the exchange.😂
Right?! These idiots make me terrified to go to comedy shows because I’m so timid I wouldn’t know what to do lol
@@Catherine.Dorian. Don’t have no panic attacks also don’t get too drunk or you might try to heckle them too and turn out like this lady here
I have seen it happen . Some people are funny but when you try to ruin the vibe ofcourse you will look like a clown .
I’m a 49 year old woman that loves your channel. Trust when I say, some of these girls are going to get a shock when their life starts happening for real.
The girl trying to act cute with a high voice has serious issues. Things aren't gonna go good for her and she gonna be too delusional to figure out why. If she ever does, she's gonna be too miserable to admit it was her own damn fault
Apparently that’s a skit for people to get lured to her OF account.
@@Tigerbrown44 Dude, I was about to say she probably has an OF. Her whole behavior came off like some "barely legal" character build in some porno.
She's just used to accommodating cringy weebs on the internet, who pay for her OF. Real people who don't live in basements don't like that sorta BS.
Funny that she's trying to promote her only fans by doing that around underage teens
I’ll tell you what’s wrong with her… no father figure
Watching these videos sure makes me grateful for the woman I’ve got. Got together in 2003 before all this social media bullcrap
Facts.
good for you. Tell Wilma we said hello
@@tonyborelli. thank you, I will 😆
The Amelia Earhart line was brilliant and so fast. 😂
FACT!!!!!
Matt is my new favorite comedian! His crowd work is almost legendary 😂
@@oldoakenbucket2025 The clip above is good. But not nearly as good as most of his crowd work.
Also, humor is subjective.
@@oldoakenbucket2025okay, not your cup of tea then
Girlie got "priceless" and "worthless" mixed up. 😂
😭
Her: "You snooze, you lose."
Me: *Snores aggressively*
I love it when these guys hit em with the reality check.
They literally don’t care either way 🤣 the clip at the end says it all
It annoys me so much that people use the word "obese" say it right, "OH, BEAST!"
It’s no longer funny too see how disappointing society is and the direction it is headed and becoming. It’s rather disappointing. Great video as always 🙌🏽
bruh that amelia earhart joke had me rolling. I was not expecting him to be so quick with those jokes. Damn, she didn't even stand a chance
Dude has some quick wit
Matt uses a lot of references to things I thought he’d be too young to know, and uses them flawlessly. Matt is legit. His crowd work is top tier
Hecklers never learn 😂😂😂
Some hecklers are part of the show. My nephew belongs to an amateur comedy troop and they bring a couple to their shows in the event one of the comedians lose their flow. I do this occasionally, it's a blast.
But the "real" hecklers usually suck.
@@cl6262 yah some might be paid actors
$300 on the first date?! Whatever they’re smoking I want a hit
“Got to pass that shit around! “ - probably Snoop Dogg. 😂😂
Matt Rife has some of the best crowd work going, so many golden clips of him
4:35 bro code is amazing 😂 we the best
I once worked with a girl who was a Bengals cheerleader. She told me that Chad Johnson would autograph anything for a book of McDonalds coupons.
That woman when she heard she was obese! I died!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Golden rule to NEVER EVER mess with a comedian
7:21 HE DIED ????
Omg I didnt even know he died I saw so many nice thinks of him.
He and you are people we needed in this like this.
What a wonderful man to live on this earth, sad so to have seen him leave.
"Cause he was hot" and she’s a 304… it all makes sense…
3:38 He rated correctly, not just on looks but the whole package.
ARAKO, straight down to earth guy, I may be a lot older but you give me hope.
0:35 💀💀💀💀 she is annoying 90% of astrology women are
I remember one of my first dates. A girl and I shared a 7/11 hotdog and a Mtn Dew. She's now my wife. Been faithfully together for 17 years.
8:07 yeah, you did that too?! lets clap for that queen, because that's something to be proud about!
5:30 i love this Guy HAHAHA
The first one, I love that guy lol. Been watching his shorts for a while now and he never disappoints lol
Legit just had a chick tell me that Aquarius men are strong and silent.
I said,"yeah, and they problem-solve easily, but they don't share their emotions."
She said,"EXACTLY, that's what I've been telling everybody!"
I responded with,"I just made that up" 😂
And then what happened?
Brother Jedi mind-tricked her 😂
@@EddieZ3 I walked away, stole a motorcycle, and did a wheelie out of the parking lot while knocking over a garbage can
@@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb and then what happened?
@@jkn.01 deez nuts/read previous comment
5:16 *"I'm here to tell ya, we don't care. We don't care"*
300 for a first date. Bloody hell. My first date with my husband was steak and chips at a nice marina. I don’t drink much either. So probably about £40-£50 if that. He could have taken me to kfc for all I care. I really fancied him when I met him and was thrilled when he asked me on a date.
Daughter of a friend got in an arguement with a fellow student, because when asked what she'd want for a first date, she said taking a walk and some ice cream or a nice cup of tea. Her fellow student said she was lame and really cheap, she should go for something more expensive. Friends daughter told this girl: Why, should I waste his money on something like that? I prefer something with more value, his time and his friendship.
That's right. Make big Shirley do cardio 😂
6:29 $300, for the first date? That's insane. If a woman requires that, she's an escort at that point, bc there's no way they are paying that without getting SOMETHING in return.
a date? pfft, more like free labor
"300? American dollars? For what?" -- I loved that.
So many women listening to horoscopes and they all end up alone and miserable. Maybe there's a connection?
This guys pretty damn good, props to him. His quick wit is whats so impressive.
one of the very few reaction channels that actually give their own view on topics. you earned yourself a sub
$300 is an anniversary date. Not a first date.
"Give That 'Shit' Away..!!" 🤣
Cheers From Fort Lauderdale Beach, Florida. Brother..!! 🍻
3:02 I can’t lie, I love mini-golf and I’d probably react the same way he did.
Me too! That was exciting, mini golf is fun! Real golf feels way too boring but mini golf, that is the way to go!! No vacation is complete without mini golf
Bro I just found your content and that "what did he saaaaaaay?" thing gets me every single time
it's because I'm priceless---or you're not worth anything ..brutal and brilliant 😂
Ocho Cinco was spitting facts.
He slaughtered. Damn
5:48 Smart man! I wish more would think this way. 😢
0:41 Him: "Why do you think Virgo men are the worst?"
Her: "I don't f**k with them."
Ok that's not an answer but just proves how delusional she is.
The dude saying he's going to miss his best friend hits hard.
Even 7 out of 10 is not satisfying for her. Crazy…
“And your voice is kind of - prissin me off, ngl.” 😂😂😂😂 my stomach hurts.
She think she's important this is not your show sit down 😂
This channel keeps me up to date and sane.
“I’m obese? Who knew?” Me, I knew. I knew the second I saw you.
If a woman starts quoting "signs" as a substitute (or reason) for ANY trait, laugh and walk away. You will NEVER convince an "astrologist" they live their life based on BS, so don't even try.
Good video bro. I wanna see more of those videos of "Fake Tough Guys".. Could u do a few of those when you have time?
2:09 ... this joke was GOLD!! had me laughing for a solid minute 😂😂
4:16 that’s some bro level backing for real!
I freaking love that dog with the side-eye😂😂😂
In arako tv we trust 💪🏾
Stay safe brothers❤️
8:00 That's why never trust a woman who ain't virgin
The dude at 5:00 I feel ya .I used to say to my x I can only handle one psycho not more then that lolol
@2:15 I almost thought that was the undertaker from how he looked
Yo I thought the same!
I kinda, low key enjoyed watching ARAKO enjoy Matt's standup. Love your videos!!! Do you ever just react to longer style videos?
The Malia boys had his back. ✊🏻
"I thought you were annoying" - 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Earhart joke was quick. 😆
Arako: Saving the planet, one youtube video at a time =) Good job, bruv, keep it up!
Stay safe out there brothers 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Chad Johnson be like we can go to the McDonald's i own for our date 😂 just playing 300$ is alot and he ain't no simp is she a liability or an asset ? good advice.
Oh he was taking them to McDonald's.
The most I spent on a date was $90, we went to a Brazilian bistro, and it was a 3rd date. I was going to go anyways because I wanted a stream of delicious meats, not because I wanted to impress her.
love your videos my man always enjoying them
Almost got triggered today in class as our tutor was talking about LGBTQ stuff. I mean it is true that it gets more support than bullying in schools right? And apparently, that can be where it began for others.
Can I ask what it was the tutor was saying that almost triggered you? And it’s so true that that gets more attention. I saw a recent story where a man was being sexually harassed by a gay male coworker but if he tried to say anything then he was yelled at and told it was just how he was and he was being homophobic
4:08 rofl. thinking of the car's suspension. good move!
3:43 she was cringe
“American dollars?”
Your first date should always be something cheap, like a fast food or something like that, it makes it to where you guys can figure if y'all like each other and if it doesn't work out, neither should have a problem with paying for both of them.
I will die on this hill.
If she cheats, she...
And also, who the hell is spending or expecting a $300 first date? You are lucky if we get coffee or ice cream. Hell we might even just go to a park and walk around and look at dogs playing for some shit. I need to get to know you and see if you are worth a $300 date. I’m not assuming you are, that’s how men fall into these traps. Plus if I get a second date after doing a very casual first then I will REALLY know if she’s interested in getting to know me. If she bounces after that I just dodged a bullet and spent $10 instead of $300. I win.
I love the guy who pulled over and made the fat hitchhiker run a bit. Best gift she's gotten in a while.
eh Just because the woman is 37 with 2 kids and says celibacy doesn't mean become a hoe. Nah, a month or 2 is legit anything after that is crazy. I speak from some experience. i didn't find mine till I was in my 30's and I waited 3 months because the women was worth it. I'd say there is median here and neither extreme is right.
7:34 that shit hit me so hard i spit out my goose and juice.🤣🤣
bruh u missed😢😢
Congrats on the big 1M! :) Awesome!
Damn. There's just something about you. Accent, voice, and the way it's delivered. Perfecto!
Social media has done a great job, of exposing darkness and helped me to open my mind
"Sorry I burned your house down. It's jus that I'm an asparagus, and the wind blew, so that's a sign of bad vibes." 😂😂😂
One of my favorite arako videos so far. So many quality jokes
Yooo, chad was speaking so much logic I was about to stand out of of my chair in awe.
Bro really said "300, wait, American dollars??" 🤣🤣
The old G slapping that delusional momma was great. SHEEEEIT lmao
Ash was certainly not playin 😂
FELLAS PLEASE REMEMBER THIS!!!!!! Swerve people who continuously post the restaurant they go to, meal photos and hella selfie photos or even ask you to take a million of them, it so they can put on TOK and GRAM. It's only a BENEFIT TO THEM and gives them all the PRENTENCE and VALIDATION they need from super hungry Mr Simps. They will have hundreds if not thousands of them followers and it's all at your EXPENSE because you're funding it and of course the previous victims 😂. Swerve even crash!! at all costs!. Your sincerely, from someone who's been in this situation. This channel gave me the slap in the face i needed 🙌🏽
That "Disappear like Earhart" was extremely quick and clever to the bone!