FlannelLemon I've been rewatching old ones, and as soon as I saw the episode from seven years ago about back to the future I instantly recognized it. So yes I did know where it was going, but backwards.
Okay, did anyone else get severely creeped out when they noticed everyone else inside and outside the diner were just standing there staring at the group at the end. C'mon guys, I came here for the comedic conversation, not a brush with a freaking horror movie.
Depending on how you get the power, the Ghost Rider's curse is pretty awesome. You're basically immortal, you get to take out the worst scum in your neighborhood, and you look like a fucking badass while you do it. And you don't even have to sell your soul. Some Ghost Riders have just had enchanted vehicles that give them power. That's pretty awesome.
Abel Guzman I guess so, but that means you have to constantly be on the move. After all, the Devil has plenty of resources at his disposal. You'd have to go everywhere wondering if today was the day Hell caught up with you.
Rami Ungar so endless battles with hell spawns in new exotic places bringing sadistic pain to each new enemy. sure I have no soul to enjoy fighting every other day but it wouldn't be boring.
1. Katie's hair looks fantastic 2. Pretty sure Soren already has the Curse of the Black Pearl since he seems ageless and unchanging 3. Is it textual that the monster from It Follows sexes you to death? I thought it was a more mundane, neck-snappy kind of death? 4. Is Soren eating a tomato burger because that is just an absurdly thick tomato slice
Correct answer: Beauty and the Beast. The Beast curse is only a curse if you think the human form is perfect, or if your self-worth is based on how others perceive you. If you're okay with change, you get... A) Increased endurance (super-human levels). B) Increased strength (super-human levels). C) Increased agility/mobility (super-human levels). D) Increased senses (super-human levels). E) Bonus: Smelly sweat glands are replaced with fur, which considering he lives in a colder region, would actually be beneficial. The only real down-side is that his servants are tied to the curse and need to be saved. But the beast himself would benefit greatly from it if he weren't so vain about his previous appearance.
I hope they dont, i feel like when youtube channels start to upload videos faster, the quality of the videos goes down, I am ok with waiting if the video is going to be amazing.
I specifically recall them trying to cross the desert, and getting into one of these conversations... wait, they never made it out of the desert, did they?
8:13 look at the background characters, they know this batch needs to be wiped, this is the firefly episode all over again, can’t run a simulation without them eventually becoming aware, happens too goddamn much, hopefully they don’t have a Deadpool discussion, or we’ll have runners again, dammit swaim
+Organon -- The fact that the characters are called "so-and-so's brain" is probably a reference to the "brain in a vat" thought experiment. For example, if your entire universe were an all-night diner where you and your friends discussed a pop culture that did not exist in that universe -- would it still be real or meaningful? One philosopher I read went so far as to say that if the "vat person" were taught a language that used the exact same grammar, spelling and inflections of modern English, nothing the person in the vat said would have any real-world meaning because none of the nouns or verbs would correspond to the actual things in the real universe, only the _simulated_ objects and actions in the vat universe. Personally, if the simulation _were_ truly indistinguishable from reality, then it wouldn't make any difference to me.
You're welcome. Its called asynchronous communication and its a phenomenon electronic communication is making more and more common. It's also a hobby of mine.
On Søren's burger, why is the cheese on top of the tomato???? Hear me out -- If you put the cheese on the beef patty for the last minute or less that it is on the grill, the cheese will get JUST melty without running everywhere. The surface of the beef patty, covered in peaks and valleys, has a lot of surface area for the cheese to melt into, blending into a meaty, cheesey goodness. Yum! --If you have a layer of cheese in between the tomato and the bun, you risk getting tomato juice everywhere! The porous surface of the sliced bun is the ONLY part of a burger that will absorb tomato juice. The high fat content of the cheese and beef will seal out the water-based tomato juice, any lettuce will only channel the juice onto your hands/plate/table/pants. Those are the two biggest pros of putting tomato next to bread and cheese on the beef patty.
BUT... If you put tomato right up against the bun, the bun gets soggy (unless it's particularly thick). That's why you need the lettuce and/or sauce in between the two.
Michael: "Mine's you guys. I love you guys." Everyone else: -ignore- Me: -high pitched- "Awwww! Wait...Are those people standing in the window just watching them? That's creepy af."
The problem with Sorens idea is he'd have to steal the whole chest of gold rather than one piece, so whether or not he bled on a coin and put it back in the chest, the stolen chest full of gold would still be stolen and the curse would remain
T- Bone was it ever established that the chest has to stay at Isla De Muerta? I thought it was presented to Cortez, notably not on an island probably, that's just where it ended up before the Black Pearl crew found it. And if KH is canon (which, let's face it, it is) the chest can be moved around. The only reason Barbossa leaves it there is because it is their plunder storage place, and NO ONE ELSE can find it, and fuck up the curse lifting
Another problem is if anyone came and took even a single piece of gold you be f***** for life especially if they die childless Admittedly hard to pull off with the whole immortality thing but that one jack off managed to do it.
@@FrancisR420 Also say that person trapped you in a dungeon or something like that so you can literally never get out. You would never die!!! Just trapped forever never ending loneliness and darkness. That is a fate worse than death or any torture!! I would rather not be immortal if I had even just a 3%chance of that happening lol
going to sleep while listening to after hours helps keep night terrors at bay. So thanks for that. Also listening to Obsessive Pop culture disorder has the same offect. Thank you DOB
It occurs to me that what Daniel is suggesting is basically the show Ghosts, and the protagonists of both versions of that show do get certain benefits from being able to see ghosts.
I have seen this episode at least 10 times. I just noticed the background characters staring at them at the end. I've still got chills. Nice work, all!
As a full-blooded Hungarian-born Roma (half-Romungro and half-Lovari) who had to be adopted by White Americans just so I could have a loving family and grow-up in an accepting society, Katie's remark about the Romani means so much to me. :) This is all of the validation I need.
Why did you use a positive tone for that comment? Your relationship with your ancestry looks about as positive as mine, except the White American family who adopted me was... well, not loving. But at least they contributed to my survival to adulthood, which is a lot more than I can say about my biological parents. Seriously though, racial pride of any stripe just needs to go. Especially for Americans who are inherently predisposed to being multiracial, and residents of third world countries who are clearly not benefiting from their genetic ancestry.
@@dairoleon2682 Why should racial pride need to go? Why not be proud of your race and ancestry?? Not in like a racist way like thinking your race is superior but Heritage and ancestry is something to pass on and teach your kids about.. I am just curious why you think that. It's interesting to think about
I cant help but laugh everytime I see Soren's animated face. He just strolls in grinning and then finishes with smug satisfaction. It cracks me up so hard XD XD XD
I really don't know why I'm obsessing-pop-culture over it so much. It's her nose, she can do what she wants, it's no one else's business, they live in LA so plastic surgery for them is basically like getting their teeth cleaned, but still... Maybe it's just the fact that Katie makes such a big point of being an outspoken feminist, which I support, and of course a nose job doesn't negate any of that, if she didn't like her nose and she wanted to change it, fine, but it smacks a little of body conformity based upon primarily male standards of beauty right? I don't know, I shouldn't have brought it up, like I said, I don't know why I even give a shit. Sorry Katie, although I doubt you or anyone at Cracked will ever see this.
Thank you for posting so many great videos. I had a hard time finding this channel before because all I could remember was the 4 of you talking at a Diner. Took me about 8 google searches to find this show again. Only reason I subscribed to Cracked....which I did 15 minutes before posting this comment.
How do we know the pirates in Pirates really look the way they look in the moonlight? Is there something special about moonlight that sunlight doesn't have? They seem to have muscles, given how they move. But they don't look like they have muscles in the moonlight. Maybe the Aztec gold just curses them to look horrifying, which in their case kinda helps them do their job?
No they definitely turn into rotten Corpses you can place a bomb into their chest and then kick them into the dark to wait out the fuse you can't do that with muscles. Also like you said the Moonlight is just light it reflects off of what is there that will reflect it, it's not some hologram.
Ooh wait. Figured it out. It's a Groundhog Day thing, right? Like having Bill Murray's curse from Groundhog Day would be a decent superpower bc you're immortal and clairvoyant? Aaaand I'm guessing...Katie has it. Hence different hair, same scenario? I guess it could also be Soren, since I'm calling this shot at 3:00, so Dan and Mike have already gone. But Soren already got a time abuse power in the Best Superpower episode, so I'm stickin' w/Katie.
Wooh, I was totally wrong! Now I can be sure no one thinks I was feigning cleverness w/a pretend "prediction" and everyone will know this was in real time. This is an incredibly fruitless conversation I'm having w/myself!
You guys rule! Ive been watching this show since it started and to see you fellas do that reference in the beginning just gave me them feels. I really hope you guys keep this show going for one hell of a long time.
08:04 - Is the very beginning of Season 1, Episode 1 of "After Hours." I had to figure out how they did it, but fortunately, it was as easy as watching the very first "After Hours" episode.
another negative of seeing dead people is that you live in a world were if you die you are stuck in our world but no one can hear or see you except 1 breathy little kid and Daniel
I was both proud of and disappointed in myself when I was able to notice and determine that they used the same opening and predict that they were cursed.
Wait... If Starline is Katie's brain... and she gives Katie food.... Does that mean Starline is a manifestation of Katie's thoughts that telekinectically brings Katie food?!?!?!?!?!?!? (With or without raisins.) 4:09
I know somebody from romenia and he fucking hates gypsies, calls them human scum because they killed his dog( one of the local kids hit it with his mountainbike). His brother was also beaten and robbed?
I think Katie was referring to the gypsy curse from Stephen King's Thinner. I may be stating the obvious but just in case anybody didn't know. It's a good one, worth a read.
Ok, to comment on the 'The Ring' curse, someone would have to be the last person to watch it. All 6,999,999,999 people would have seen it, and then one last guy or gal would finally get a link to it, watch it and have no one to send it to. They'd have to watch it, and know for the next week there wasn't a single person on Earth they could show it to, just waiting to die. Kinda upsetting if you think about it that way. Oh well, an eternal Diner with your friends doesn't sound too bad though.
Mwahahahaha! Welcome to the witnessing of the Cracked Diner curse, where four friends spout some same lines and sit in the same order for all eternity.
man swaim is so heartwarming. we love you too buddy. Lol :) soren im sick too.. sorry ur sick.. daniel keep up that hysterical shit your show obsessive pop-culture disorder rocks! and katie as always insightful and supportive.. also love the hairdo, reminds me of robyn.
I love After Hours and how meta this episode was I also love how everyone changed so much...except for Soren, he didn't change at all Great job Anthony, Winston, Chase, and Starline
Today, my 10 year old daughter asked me what my favorite UA-cam channel was when I was a kid. I'm 34 next month. We're all suddenly aging so fast and I'm not ok with this!
Katie's hair is so insanely fabulous I had to restart the video four times because I was thoroughly distracted by it and wasn't listening to anything they said.
This whole video is a gem, but I truly fucking love Daniel's delivery on the whole "you don't mean.... Oh that is what you mean, huh " speech. Just in one speech you more or less sum up his character. Just so funny.
I added to my phone's long history of screen cracks at 7:13... I'm gonna leave the light on tonight 😅 Edit: The waitress' movements as I'm listening to the conversation.
Addressing the "Subscribe and Stuff" at the end: Am I misunderstanding something? You are saying that the gold in PotC is NOT Aztec gold? Because it is. Barbossa calls it "Aztec gold" when he is talking to Elizabeth B: "You don't know what this is, do you?" E: "Pirate Medallion" B: "This is Aztec gold..." Maybe I'm just going crazy... or maybe staying up 2409 days straight to catch every After Hours video has me sleep deprived...
Leaf White It was Aztec Gold. The end card was a joke at the expense of people who try and correct every little mistake they make, especially when they try and correct it with false information.
They've had two non-diner episodes. The one where DOB's car broke down and the one where they were randomly camping. And, of course, they switched diners a few years back.
Haha! More and more people appear standing and staring in the background as the video progresses. Reminds me of Inception, like they were realizing they were in a dream and the subconscious has noticed.
That doesn't happen at all they are all just doing their own thing until the twist ending when they are standing up and staring it's not gradual throughout the video
Oh shit that call back to that earlier After Hours really fucked me up. I had to read the title again, and then re-check the release date to make sure I wasn't losing my mind xD
Well yes, that sounds like an even more tragic curse... For Mrs. Claus. Quite frankly, I didn't see any sequels. So I can't comment on that. But, wasn't that if he didn't marry he could no longer be Santa? (I think I remember that from the commercials) if it's the case that makes the curse even better: If you dislike it, you can basically just wait it out.
As someone who did see the sequels, in 2 if he didn’t get married (just married, not specifically to the opposite sex, just married) he would lose his power and stop being Santa; it sucked. However 3 showed there was an “escape claus” where he could turn back time to the moment he became Santa and undo it. Martin Short became Santa instead and it’s ok. 1 and 3 are good. 2 sucks. But he could back out at any time, which would rewind time to the moment he became claus and relive his entire life over again from that point as mortal. That’s the weird part, he could live for like 5000 years then undo the choice and go back and see his son who would have died centuries before.
Katie's hair is perfect! She looks really good. Also Daniel, for the 6th sense theory, there's a show with that premise, it's called Ghost Whisperer. The main character doesn't really get paid for her deeds, but she gets warm fuzzy feelings? I guess that's good, too.
has anyone else watched so much After Hours that they instantly knew where this episode was going from the intro?
I was like "Haven't I seen this one?" but then double checked the date and figured it would go somewhere like this
Yeah the start of the script with the raisins confused me in the same way
Sammmmeee. I literally paused and checked if I was on a wrong video lo
FlannelLemon I've been rewatching old ones, and as soon as I saw the episode from seven years ago about back to the future I instantly recognized it. So yes I did know where it was going, but backwards.
FlannelLemon yes...
Okay, did anyone else get severely creeped out when they noticed everyone else inside and outside the diner were just standing there staring at the group at the end. C'mon guys, I came here for the comedic conversation, not a brush with a freaking horror movie.
I didnt noticed it at 8:11 the people staring in
Right? I was seriously creeped out when I saw it and instantly came to the comment section.
HOLY FUCK.
Exactly, I was looking for you guys😅😅😅
THE DIALOGUE AT THE START IS AN EXACT REPEAT OF THE VERY FIRST EPISODE
You know what? I absolutely would watch a sitcom about these four.
I mean, technically we are already. I wish they'd make more.
James Hamilton ...you’re not wrong.
It's 2024 and I still miss After Hours
It's 2024 and I still miss After Hours
its less than a week later and I still miss after hours@@Drowninginantimatter
I want to see the four of them as old people sitting around a park bench.
How did you write this 4 years ago
@@donatj they go into a thing.
I think I'm watching this too late at night, but those people staring into the diner creeped me the fuck out
Ethan Bratko Same bro
Ethan Bratko lmao me too!😂🤣
... it's late at night right now... the people working in the dark resturaunt are scaring me...
Depending on how you get the power, the Ghost Rider's curse is pretty awesome. You're basically immortal, you get to take out the worst scum in your neighborhood, and you look like a fucking badass while you do it. And you don't even have to sell your soul. Some Ghost Riders have just had enchanted vehicles that give them power. That's pretty awesome.
Rami Ungar but would selling your soul be that bad if you're immortal and outran the devil's reach?
Abel Guzman I guess so, but that means you have to constantly be on the move. After all, the Devil has plenty of resources at his disposal. You'd have to go everywhere wondering if today was the day Hell caught up with you.
Rami Ungar so endless battles with hell spawns in new exotic places bringing sadistic pain to each new enemy. sure I have no soul to enjoy fighting every other day but it wouldn't be boring.
But would it be worth it?
honestly idk its all perspective I guess.
Feel like After Hours gets more meta every episode.
Lego Insomniac as in more into the nonsense insteada the topic...
yes braxton exactly how I like it, embracing the core pillar of the show
"Have we ever not been in a diner?" Damn I love it :)
Yea i hope it never ends!
1. Katie's hair looks fantastic
2. Pretty sure Soren already has the Curse of the Black Pearl since he seems ageless and unchanging
3. Is it textual that the monster from It Follows sexes you to death? I thought it was a more mundane, neck-snappy kind of death?
4. Is Soren eating a tomato burger because that is just an absurdly thick tomato slice
Luke Eperthener
5. Nobody had used the term "Gypsy" when Katie went off on Dan about it being a racial slur.
I know that was weird...
king of games and anime I think she said that because the "g*psy curse" is a fairly common curse trope.
king of games and anime It was a reference to the gypsy curse in Stephen king' s Thinner.
Clearly Katie has never actually lived in a town thats been visited by Gypsies...
Correct answer: Beauty and the Beast.
The Beast curse is only a curse if you think the human form is perfect, or if your self-worth is based on how others perceive you. If you're okay with change, you get...
A) Increased endurance (super-human levels).
B) Increased strength (super-human levels).
C) Increased agility/mobility (super-human levels).
D) Increased senses (super-human levels).
E) Bonus: Smelly sweat glands are replaced with fur, which considering he lives in a colder region, would actually be beneficial.
The only real down-side is that his servants are tied to the curse and need to be saved. But the beast himself would benefit greatly from it if he weren't so vain about his previous appearance.
I guess that can work, but you may be hunted as a monster
zpardus There is the huge downside that if you can't get someone to truly love you by 21 you and all your servants will die
Amy Smith i thought they cant change back if the deadline passes not dying after the deadline.
Yeah but you look like a furry
The Neast's curse is every furry's dream.
I am still watching in 2019, I miss Daniel O’Brien and the gang this man was hilarious to me
@@ThatGuyInTheDesert yurrr
@@ThatGuyInTheDesert 2021, bring it
2021 missing the After Hours crew
@@CourtneyKarl 😩
2021 here. Miss these convos so much.
I wish they would make After Hours, and OCPD more often. I wait patiently for these.
ODD IS-HE
100% agree
And Escort Mission
I hope they dont, i feel like when youtube channels start to upload videos faster, the quality of the videos goes down, I am ok with waiting if the video is going to be amazing.
ODD IS-HE You go ahead and wait patiently. I will wait impatiently.
ODD IS-HE same
I love after hours.... hope it never ends!!
Based on that end, it never will
Don't worry WE cursed them after all.
its the same topic every time. Cracked has a good video once in a blue moon.
.... and then they look like corpses under the light of that Blue Moon? Huh?...Huh???? ^_^
P0pBu88le5 it will when those people die but you might die before them
I specifically recall them trying to cross the desert, and getting into one of these conversations... wait, they never made it out of the desert, did they?
they also went camping one time
And their trip to Disney.
Dan Marsh I was thinking about that as soon as they said it
They also did an episode around a campfire.
8:13 look at the background characters, they know this batch needs to be wiped, this is the firefly episode all over again, can’t run a simulation without them eventually becoming aware, happens too goddamn much, hopefully they don’t have a Deadpool discussion, or we’ll have runners again, dammit swaim
I miss this show, and the world would be a better place if it were still here
Wait, they are all playing characters of themselves in the diner, but the characters are realizing that they only exist in the diner? Meta.
+Organon -- The fact that the characters are called "so-and-so's brain" is probably a reference to the "brain in a vat" thought experiment. For example, if your entire universe were an all-night diner where you and your friends discussed a pop culture that did not exist in that universe -- would it still be real or meaningful?
One philosopher I read went so far as to say that if the "vat person" were taught a language that used the exact same grammar, spelling and inflections of modern English, nothing the person in the vat said would have any real-world meaning because none of the nouns or verbs would correspond to the actual things in the real universe, only the _simulated_ objects and actions in the vat universe.
Personally, if the simulation _were_ truly indistinguishable from reality, then it wouldn't make any difference to me.
Derp, thanks for mansplaining what I was already commenting on... two months later.
You're welcome. Its called asynchronous communication and its a phenomenon electronic communication is making more and more common. It's also a hobby of mine.
Good Luck with your endeavors.
Yeah it's a reference to Their matrix episode in which after one of them states the brain in a vat theory, 3 of them start acting strangely
On Søren's burger, why is the cheese on top of the tomato???? Hear me out
-- If you put the cheese on the beef patty for the last minute or less that it is on the grill, the cheese will get JUST melty without running everywhere. The surface of the beef patty, covered in peaks and valleys, has a lot of surface area for the cheese to melt into, blending into a meaty, cheesey goodness. Yum!
--If you have a layer of cheese in between the tomato and the bun, you risk getting tomato juice everywhere! The porous surface of the sliced bun is the ONLY part of a burger that will absorb tomato juice. The high fat content of the cheese and beef will seal out the water-based tomato juice, any lettuce will only channel the juice onto your hands/plate/table/pants.
Those are the two biggest pros of putting tomato next to bread and cheese on the beef patty.
MusicFillsTheQuiet thanks for the info random but intresting
Passionate and true, like the ballads of Sir Michael Bolton.
+DrakeMagnum When a man loves a burger....
BUT... If you put tomato right up against the bun, the bun gets soggy (unless it's particularly thick). That's why you need the lettuce and/or sauce in between the two.
Fuck tomatoes on burgers. It's not natural.
I've watched After Hours WAY too much. I caught the repetition immediately...
Which episode is the older clip from?
The first one. Back to the Future.
Thanks!!!
Tuuliska Same. =/
Thought they'd reference Katie and Michael having sex once too 😋
These old "after hours" videos are the best content cracked made, I hope they can bring back this type of brilliance
Ghost Rider used his curse as a super power.
and all he had to do was sign over his soul to eternal tortures pf hell to get it
Katie's new hair looks good
agreed...
She's rocking the Evil Lyn look. I like it.
I'm on the fence with it. It's kind of cute but It also makes her look kind of old.
Nah she looks smokin with this imo.
She has gone full lesbian to take her bitter feminist bullshit even further.
They talked pop culture in the desert once...
aboutashow Or what they thought was a desert, little did they know that it was just the diner covered in sand and dust so it would look like a desert.
aboutashow and in the woods
There's one episode where Michael goes to his apartment and watches sex and the city
That was only the aliens making them think they were in the woods! Michael was right all along!
aboutashow and in the woods! One when daniel's car broke down and another around a camp fire.
Is Soren's shirt on backwards? Doin great buddy, feel better.
HouseOf 'Doo thank god other people noticed too.
I just noticed
It’s been two years and this series still holds up
It's definitely a thing... they are in a thing.
by far my favorite show on youtube. i hope you guys keep making this forever!
Michael: "Mine's you guys. I love you guys."
Everyone else: -ignore-
Me: -high pitched- "Awwww! Wait...Are those people standing in the window just watching them? That's creepy af."
The people outside were deeply deeply disturbing. Also is it bad that I recognized the raisins thing immediately? Lol I watched these way too much
I LOVEEEEE that Katie changes her hair so much and i LOVEEEEEEEEE this new hair style!!!!
The problem with Sorens idea is he'd have to steal the whole chest of gold rather than one piece, so whether or not he bled on a coin and put it back in the chest, the stolen chest full of gold would still be stolen and the curse would remain
T- Bone was it ever established that the chest has to stay at Isla De Muerta? I thought it was presented to Cortez, notably not on an island probably, that's just where it ended up before the Black Pearl crew found it. And if KH is canon (which, let's face it, it is) the chest can be moved around. The only reason Barbossa leaves it there is because it is their plunder storage place, and NO ONE ELSE can find it, and fuck up the curse lifting
Another problem is if anyone came and took even a single piece of gold you be f***** for life especially if they die childless
Admittedly hard to pull off with the whole immortality thing but that one jack off managed to do it.
@@FrancisR420 Also say that person trapped you in a dungeon or something like that so you can literally never get out. You would never die!!! Just trapped forever never ending loneliness and darkness. That is a fate worse than death or any torture!! I would rather not be immortal if I had even just a 3%chance of that happening lol
@@Markmaben17 KH?
I love the call back to the raisins from season 1. This was awesome!
In Sorren's defense, Just get a needle and freeze some of your blood. Then measure out a small drop for every time you return the gold?
I was curious too if it is required the blood be fresh.
Didn't they have a 'stranded' episode?
James Flowers and a camp fire one too
Yeah, but those were clearly greenscreen.
Croshawable ...IN the diner.
Quita Bananaz precisely. Athough Michael went outside to lead some kind of nationalist rally in the captain America episode
Flowers gets a mention in the post credit scene!
I'm not usually one to do this but Katies new look is awesome.
Anyone else have that day each week where they rewatch all the After Hours, and another day where they rewatch the OPCD?
Wow Jesus you get it
Real talk . . . Scared the shyt outta me first watch. Wasn't expecting that
going to sleep while listening to after hours helps keep night terrors at bay. So thanks for that. Also listening to Obsessive Pop culture disorder has the same offect. Thank you DOB
This episode is fucking meta and I love it. Just like I love Katie's hair. And raisins. YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THE RAISINS. THEY ARE DELICIOUS.
Isagail Carshuen You can have all the raisins I found in my cookies. Why fight when we can compensate? *Hurls a bucket of 'em at ya'*
LunarSkyWolf7 *throws a truck load of raisin*
Isagail Carshuen I hate the newer ones where they self aware. but good video
I think raisins are okay.
I knew it sounded familiar! I paused it 5 seconds in, confused. Good to know I'm not crazy
Holy shit, Soren really hasn't changed at all in the million or so years they've been doing this...
I believe the imdb trivia for this show estimated that they've been doing it for about 10,000 years.
Soren is a Vampire.
I see we have an MTG fan here.
i am guessing there is a painting of soren somewhere that looks like hell.
onemadhungrynomad I think you're on to something here. I saw him in real life and he looks just as flawless as he does on film.
Where my 2023 viewing crew at? Yup, still here, still watching, always watching, never leaving. After Hours is life,
Look, we don't have to get into a thing...
It occurs to me that what Daniel is suggesting is basically the show Ghosts, and the protagonists of both versions of that show do get certain benefits from being able to see ghosts.
I have seen this episode at least 10 times. I just noticed the background characters staring at them at the end. I've still got chills. Nice work, all!
AFTER HOURS LAUGHTER FLOWERS UNITE YOUR POWERS!!
OMG how cute is katy with white hair
+Pippa robinson Almost as cute as your enthralling smile! 😶
she's the one who's changed the most out of the four of them. 😂 I absolutely love it but I'm noticing how much she's changed
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it's a good look. like a Draco Malfoy I'd actually have sex with.
AMAAAAAAAZING!!!!! So damn cool.
As a full-blooded Hungarian-born Roma (half-Romungro and half-Lovari) who had to be adopted by White Americans just so I could have a loving family and grow-up in an accepting society, Katie's remark about the Romani means so much to me. :) This is all of the validation I need.
why? None of them had said anything to provoke that, and Katie said it like she was telling Dan off about it.
He did use it in the Pinocchio episode of Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder, so maybe it was a reference to that.
Why did you use a positive tone for that comment? Your relationship with your ancestry looks about as positive as mine, except the White American family who adopted me was... well, not loving. But at least they contributed to my survival to adulthood, which is a lot more than I can say about my biological parents. Seriously though, racial pride of any stripe just needs to go. Especially for Americans who are inherently predisposed to being multiracial, and residents of third world countries who are clearly not benefiting from their genetic ancestry.
Dairo Leon this comment was a big yessssss
@@dairoleon2682 Why should racial pride need to go? Why not be proud of your race and ancestry?? Not in like a racist way like thinking your race is superior but Heritage and ancestry is something to pass on and teach your kids about.. I am just curious why you think that. It's interesting to think about
"...help us out more."
Also Katie's new hair is great.
Katie you look absolutely fantastic with your hair like that! Also, the makeup really compliments your hair! :)
Is that sourcefed crew in the background?
I cant help but laugh everytime I see Soren's animated face. He just strolls in grinning and then finishes with smug satisfaction. It cracks me up so hard XD XD XD
Whoa. Blonde Katie. Short & blonde looks good on her.
To each his own. I think she looks better in brunette with longer hair.
Brian Nevs why
She probably went platinum to distract from the nose job she got before this episode. She looks great though.
Steve Snyder whoa it really is a noticeable nose job
I really don't know why I'm obsessing-pop-culture over it so much. It's her nose, she can do what she wants, it's no one else's business, they live in LA so plastic surgery for them is basically like getting their teeth cleaned, but still... Maybe it's just the fact that Katie makes such a big point of being an outspoken feminist, which I support, and of course a nose job doesn't negate any of that, if she didn't like her nose and she wanted to change it, fine, but it smacks a little of body conformity based upon primarily male standards of beauty right? I don't know, I shouldn't have brought it up, like I said, I don't know why I even give a shit. Sorry Katie, although I doubt you or anyone at Cracked will ever see this.
Thank you for posting so many great videos. I had a hard time finding this channel before because all I could remember was the 4 of you talking at a Diner. Took me about 8 google searches to find this show again. Only reason I subscribed to Cracked....which I did 15 minutes before posting this comment.
How do we know the pirates in Pirates really look the way they look in the moonlight? Is there something special about moonlight that sunlight doesn't have? They seem to have muscles, given how they move. But they don't look like they have muscles in the moonlight. Maybe the Aztec gold just curses them to look horrifying, which in their case kinda helps them do their job?
No they definitely turn into rotten Corpses you can place a bomb into their chest and then kick them into the dark to wait out the fuse you can't do that with muscles.
Also like you said the Moonlight is just light it reflects off of what is there that will reflect it, it's not some hologram.
this video broke the 4th wall great video
Ooh wait. Figured it out. It's a Groundhog Day thing, right? Like having Bill Murray's curse from Groundhog Day would be a decent superpower bc you're immortal and clairvoyant? Aaaand I'm guessing...Katie has it. Hence different hair, same scenario? I guess it could also be Soren, since I'm calling this shot at 3:00, so Dan and Mike have already gone. But Soren already got a time abuse power in the Best Superpower episode, so I'm stickin' w/Katie.
Is that it, am I right? (Continues to talk as if she can't just wait til the video ends to find out before she posts)
Wooh, I was totally wrong! Now I can be sure no one thinks I was feigning cleverness w/a pretend "prediction" and everyone will know this was in real time.
This is an incredibly fruitless conversation I'm having w/myself!
That it is, Josi. That it is.
"They're bright, they're blooming, and one day they'll die" :')
You guys rule!
Ive been watching this show since it started and to see you fellas do that reference in the beginning just gave me them feels.
I really hope you guys keep this show going for one hell of a long time.
08:04 - Is the very beginning of Season 1, Episode 1 of "After Hours." I had to figure out how they did it, but fortunately, it was as easy as watching the very first "After Hours" episode.
There are worse curses than living an endless loop of a low-budget version of the opening of Reservoir Dogs...right?
Barbosa says when talking to Elisabeth on the Black Pearl, and I quote, "This is Aztec gold." So yeah it definitely is Aztec gold.
another negative of seeing dead people is that you live in a world were if you die you are stuck in our world but no one can hear or see you except 1 breathy little kid and Daniel
This is my FAVORITE series from Cracked. Please, never stop doing this.
I was both proud of and disappointed in myself when I was able to notice and determine that they used the same opening and predict that they were cursed.
THE ONLY REASON I'M SUBSCRIBED
nadja lima Same, this and OPCD
Wait... If Starline is Katie's brain... and she gives Katie food.... Does that mean Starline is a manifestation of Katie's thoughts that telekinectically brings Katie food?!?!?!?!?!?!? (With or without raisins.) 4:09
The ending is spooky!
What ending? After Hours doesn't end, they just choose a different topic. It goes on and on and on. Would you like some raisins?
espurious i'm allergic to raisins
Look, we don't need to get into a thing.
Look around you, Sahantara, we are in a thing. This is us... In a thing.
As a women in the Roma culture, THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!!
I get it this video is a skit, but at least someone said it!
Rebecca Mitchell you have a really pretty smile :)
As a woman in the Roma culture, do you have an opinion of the Hunchback of Notre Dame? Either Victor Hugo's or Disney's?
I didn't know this was such a big deal.....fuck it, I still don't think it is
I know somebody from romenia and he fucking hates gypsies, calls them human scum because they killed his dog( one of the local kids hit it with his mountainbike). His brother was also beaten and robbed?
I think Katie was referring to the gypsy curse from Stephen King's Thinner. I may be stating the obvious but just in case anybody didn't know. It's a good one, worth a read.
Ok, to comment on the 'The Ring' curse, someone would have to be the last person to watch it. All 6,999,999,999 people would have seen it, and then one last guy or gal would finally get a link to it, watch it and have no one to send it to. They'd have to watch it, and know for the next week there wasn't a single person on Earth they could show it to, just waiting to die. Kinda upsetting if you think about it that way. Oh well, an eternal Diner with your friends doesn't sound too bad though.
Based on that interpretation, being freed from the curse once will nullify the curse forever. But Soren's PotC curse is assumed to be recurring.
Nah, there are new people being born all the time. Just show it to a baby and your good.
..........what? Why is everyone looking at me like that?
That opener seems familiar.
Watch the entire video before you comment.
Congratulations on not getting sarcasm
It's hard to understand when someone is being sarcastic through text.
They Seinfeld-ed it.
Mwahahahaha! Welcome to the witnessing of the Cracked Diner curse, where four friends spout some same lines and sit in the same order for all eternity.
Best After Hours for a while, at least after hours since the last After Hours.
man swaim is so heartwarming. we love you too buddy. Lol :) soren im sick too.. sorry ur sick.. daniel keep up that hysterical shit your show obsessive pop-culture disorder rocks! and katie as always insightful and supportive.. also love the hairdo, reminds me of robyn.
Thank you for the throwback! it was needed
I love After Hours and how meta this episode was
I also love how everyone changed so much...except for Soren, he didn't change at all
Great job Anthony, Winston, Chase, and Starline
Actually, Soren is noticably thinning on the top. You can really tell at 5:52
2010 Oct 18. WHY BACK TO THE FUTURE IS SECRETLY HORRIFYING!!! I knew it, i'm not crazy. I'm on to you After Hours....
Joshua Tufvesson i love you i so it to
Joshua Tufvesson OMFG I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING DEJA VU
I knew it was familiar too
right I knew I had watched a video with the exact same intro but not this topic.. I thought I was going crazy for a second there
I actually made sure the clip was new after that. Thought I had jumped to an old ep.
Today, my 10 year old daughter asked me what my favorite UA-cam channel was when I was a kid. I'm 34 next month. We're all suddenly aging so fast and I'm not ok with this!
Yes! Finally! *Love* After Hours!
Give us more After Hours,dammit. Only reason why I subscribed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katie's hair is so insanely fabulous I had to restart the video four times because I was thoroughly distracted by it and wasn't listening to anything they said.
I'm waiting for the fanmade Cracked lore video's.
Of course I'm waiting for someone else to do it, I've got precious time to waste myself.
basically they'll end up like Welcoem to Nightvale
film theory, get on it
Lil Bean , I'm trying.
Lil Bean There are entire fanmade scripts on fanfic sites. They're p great
That sounds hilarious, I'll definitely check it out :)
The Mummy: That being mummified alive thing basically made him a god.
mike bowie Yea but you also have to get eaten alive by bugs...
Granted, it was only once. Sure, all the other things like getting your tongue removed sucks, but immortality and god-like power is worth it.
Swedish person here. Michael Swaim, please accept my official invitation to Sweden for your future in the sex assassin business.
This whole video is a gem, but I truly fucking love Daniel's delivery on the whole "you don't mean.... Oh that is what you mean, huh " speech. Just in one speech you more or less sum up his character. Just so funny.
I added to my phone's long history of screen cracks at 7:13... I'm gonna leave the light on tonight 😅
Edit: The waitress' movements as I'm listening to the conversation.
Addressing the "Subscribe and Stuff" at the end: Am I misunderstanding something? You are saying that the gold in PotC is NOT Aztec gold? Because it is. Barbossa calls it "Aztec gold" when he is talking to Elizabeth
B: "You don't know what this is, do you?"
E: "Pirate Medallion"
B: "This is Aztec gold..."
Maybe I'm just going crazy... or maybe staying up 2409 days straight to catch every After Hours video has me sleep deprived...
Leaf White It was Aztec Gold. The end card was a joke at the expense of people who try and correct every little mistake they make, especially when they try and correct it with false information.
holy crap
she looks really good with that hair
Best post apocalypse episode you were in the desert, I don't like having to go all Dan on you guys but you have had an episode not in the diner
They've had two non-diner episodes. The one where DOB's car broke down and the one where they were randomly camping. And, of course, they switched diners a few years back.
They also have a camping after hours.
Scott O'Neil right the horror stories episode where Michael won with aliens
It's 2022, bring this show back! Lol
love the ending that was surreal for someone who watches since 2012
It WAS Aztec gold though... wasn't it?
VenomShock To be specific, "Cursed Aztec gold....belonging to Cortéz himself."
@@getshwifty3101 Blood money paid to stem the slaughter he wreaked upon them with his armies.
Haha! More and more people appear standing and staring in the background as the video progresses. Reminds me of Inception, like they were realizing they were in a dream and the subconscious has noticed.
That doesn't happen at all they are all just doing their own thing until the twist ending when they are standing up and staring it's not gradual throughout the video
Katie come throughhhhhhhh , yasss with this hair
I love that laugh at the end. Don't know why...but it's adorable.
This is definitely my favorite After Hours.
Aww, Episode 1 throwback
Only reason i stay
So am I not the only one tired of the political crap?
Oh shit that call back to that earlier After Hours really fucked me up.
I had to read the title again, and then re-check the release date to make sure I wasn't losing my mind xD
I'm diggin the new dew Katie ,love it.
your amazing .
Love this and you all for putting this stuff out. Cheers❤
Isn't being Santa if you replace Santa the best curse?
Dependin on how you look at it. I always see immortality as a down side
Well, he's not. If he falls from a roof he's dead... Right? I haven't watch that in ages. I just can't think of any ''curse'' that is more harmless.
Well yes, that sounds like an even more tragic curse... For Mrs. Claus.
Quite frankly, I didn't see any sequels. So I can't comment on that. But, wasn't that if he didn't marry he could no longer be Santa? (I think I remember that from the commercials) if it's the case that makes the curse even better: If you dislike it, you can basically just wait it out.
As someone who did see the sequels, in 2 if he didn’t get married (just married, not specifically to the opposite sex, just married) he would lose his power and stop being Santa; it sucked. However 3 showed there was an “escape claus” where he could turn back time to the moment he became Santa and undo it. Martin Short became Santa instead and it’s ok. 1 and 3 are good. 2 sucks. But he could back out at any time, which would rewind time to the moment he became claus and relive his entire life over again from that point as mortal. That’s the weird part, he could live for like 5000 years then undo the choice and go back and see his son who would have died centuries before.
Katie's hair is perfect! She looks really good.
Also Daniel, for the 6th sense theory, there's a show with that premise, it's called Ghost Whisperer. The main character doesn't really get paid for her deeds, but she gets warm fuzzy feelings? I guess that's good, too.
im suffering from a severe case of deja vu...
I'm glad I'm not the only one experiencing a severe case of deja vu
meow.
Have you posted that somewhere before?
It's 7 years ago, they should make another one right now
Goodness. For a second I thought I was stuck in a time loop, rewatching the first After Hours video. Ah, memories...