After Hours: 6 Movies Whose Timelines Don't Add Up

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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2017
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  • @T1J
    @T1J 2 роки тому +237

    its interesting watching these back considering most of the things they've discussed have been sequelled and/or rebooted since then, filling in some of the holes they present lol

    • @johnmccarron7066
      @johnmccarron7066 2 роки тому +18

      It makes you wonder if these shorts were floating around certain screenwriting circles. Which would be awesome if true.

    • @aerthreepwood8021
      @aerthreepwood8021 2 роки тому +3

      @@johnmccarron7066 Pretty much all of these people work in the industry, at this point.

    • @ethanlappin
      @ethanlappin 2 роки тому +19

      Captain Marvel pretty much fills in the avengers initiative one

    • @Hollywood113807
      @Hollywood113807 2 роки тому +20

      @@johnmccarron7066 I choose to believe that it is purely because of Afterhours that plot holes are being fixed.

    • @entertainingblackmanvideos7691
      @entertainingblackmanvideos7691 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@aerthreepwood8021 it's only been 6 years not that long

  • @andrewwalsh2167
    @andrewwalsh2167 6 років тому +143

    "On the LORD'S day, I might add".
    Love how they almost broke into laughter soon after that line.

  • @originalname1337
    @originalname1337 6 років тому +659

    That 127 --> "I have one too, Se7en" segue is not getting nearly the credit it deserves.

    • @86_freestyle
      @86_freestyle 5 років тому +5

      I really appreciate u

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 5 років тому +10

      I must have heard the word "segue" for the first time at least five years ago but this is the first time I see it written. I always thought it must be spelled "segway" or possibly "seg way" and never questioned that.
      Edit: I just looked it up: A "segway" is an actual thing.

    • @FranticMissyOfficial
      @FranticMissyOfficial 5 років тому +3

      What is more racist? 227? 187? Or the fact that you didn’t remember either of them?

    • @f2afinito983
      @f2afinito983 5 років тому +1

      Honestly

    • @_texas_pete_beats_the_meat4500
      @_texas_pete_beats_the_meat4500 5 років тому +2

      That was quite brilliant come to think of it...

  • @brinstarmedia1411
    @brinstarmedia1411 5 років тому +685

    Ugh. Watching this in almost 2019 makes me realize how much I miss after hours

    • @chrisaguais3397
      @chrisaguais3397 5 років тому +16

      and captain marvel fixes the timeline issue dan brings up in the MCU

    • @norwen3
      @norwen3 5 років тому +7

      Swaim brought a spiritual successor to small beans, it's good!

    • @seanchinhengo
      @seanchinhengo 5 років тому +6

      ua-cam.com/video/sdl3e4AzpF8/v-deo.html new series created by Michael Swaim in honor of After Hours Check it Out.

    • @d25615
      @d25615 5 років тому

      Same here

    • @ufotofu9
      @ufotofu9 5 років тому

      same

  • @adrienneday8001
    @adrienneday8001 6 років тому +1500

    Wait hasn't Soren mentioned having a kid on After Hours? If this entire series takes place in 2 1/2 months then his wife becoming pregnant and giving birth in that time is impossible, unless the rules for pregnancy are different in this universe?

    • @TheRulerofEarth4444
      @TheRulerofEarth4444 6 років тому +97

      Adrienne Day can we all just appreciate the video that this was brought to light on.

    • @johngun7418
      @johngun7418 6 років тому +126

      Adrienne Day the laws of pregnancy don't apply to Soren.

    • @pangypirate
      @pangypirate 6 років тому +26

      Adrienne Day it's like the adam ruins pregnancy episode of adam ruins everything where they go to an alternate timeline soren has a kid in one of the infinite timelines this show is broadcast in but not all of them hence why in the parrallel universe for this episode it's only been two and a half months because this episode takes place in a universe where casting, producing directing and shooting a show can be done in a day

    • @JayHarring
      @JayHarring 6 років тому +42

      plus there was that time they went camping instead of going to the dinner. don't know if that's relevant just wanted to contribute something

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 6 років тому +19

      Thank you for your contribution, JayHarring.

  • @BunnyTheOverlord
    @BunnyTheOverlord 6 років тому +1441

    I like how the waitress is in the back reading each card before putting them in order.

    • @profrickshaw
      @profrickshaw 6 років тому +147

      Evergrand Storyteller Holy shit didn't even notice that. I guess she would do that if Soren is leaving her a pile of jewels every night as a tip.

    • @buciallstar
      @buciallstar 6 років тому +103

      damnit, I hate when things like this happen. Stuff happens in the background and I don't even notice this. I would be a horrible witness at a crime scene.

    • @mattcyr2022
      @mattcyr2022 6 років тому +60

      buciallstar same here. Uh, the killer was tall... ish.

    • @mnaftw
      @mnaftw 6 років тому +37

      It's Starline, Katie's brain woman

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 6 років тому +27

      Don't worry, pretty much all people are horrible witnesses (in a stressful situation).

  • @korben600
    @korben600 5 років тому +111

    I love the continuity of the waitress with the cards in the background. She just spends their entire conversation carefully reading them to see what side is the right side up, and putting the cards onto a singular stack to give back to Dan. That's just considerate. The best part is that the card stack actually changes size as if she's actually adding cards throughout the conversation.

    • @matthewhurton3889
      @matthewhurton3889 2 роки тому +14

      I feel like that waitress and dan randomly have chemistry across the series. Theres one episode where she gives him an angry look after he spits on the floor. But then he says "my friends were bagging on superman again" and she's immediately fine with it and says "I understand completely"

    • @ArchimedesDaVinci
      @ArchimedesDaVinci Рік тому +5

      @@matthewhurton3889 That waitress actress is none other than _"Starline Hodge"_ a graphic designer/animator/pole danced from LA who has her own UA-cam channel.

    • @MaximusAlcarinque
      @MaximusAlcarinque Рік тому +3

      @@ArchimedesDaVinci she's also Katie's brain in most/all of these After Hours episodes.

  • @harryscott2955
    @harryscott2955 6 років тому +213

    All their appearances have changed .... apart from Soren. Soren looks exactly the same.

    • @shadusnox
      @shadusnox 5 років тому +11

      You can't improve on perfection

    • @dambrony1394
      @dambrony1394 5 років тому +4

      Fury already knew about aliens, even without meeting Captain Marvel, he already had the tesseract, something his scientists would find to be alien.
      Plus the "Avengers" was hinted at by the end of the second hulk movie, Shield wanted "Avengers" because Stark, Hulk and probably mutants (deadpool and helicarrier) were beginning to pop up. Its a plan to defend or avenge against it.

  • @victor.guilherme1995
    @victor.guilherme1995 6 років тому +1105

    "Why Voldemort is secretly Gandalf..." good god, I'd watch this

    • @plucas1
      @plucas1 6 років тому +36

      Does that mean that the Potterverse is what the Middle Earth world eventually evolved into after so many thousands of years? Are the House Elves what Tolkein's Elves devolved into after human wizards became more and more plentiful and unconsciously corrupted the sources of magic to their own mortal likings? Is Voldemort the result of Gandalf reincarnating himself over and over, trying to fix the corruption, only to become the ultimate victim of it himself?

    • @_gungrave_6802
      @_gungrave_6802 6 років тому +4

      plucas1 I have to admit that would make for an interesting theory if not for the fact that the geography for each franchise just doesn't add up to support that.

    • @Bristlefurr
      @Bristlefurr 6 років тому +7

      Then maybe it's the Potterverse version of the Grey Havens that Harry stumbled into in book seven after "dieing". The halls of Mandos represented by a fucking ghostly train station.

    • @ProletariatPrince
      @ProletariatPrince 6 років тому +6

      Glenn A The geography wouldnt matter after thousands of years.

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 6 років тому +6

      Glenn A according to Tolkein himself it doesn't matter. As Tolkein envisioned Arda (middle earth is just a part of the Arda) to be the past of our own world.

  • @daedevillewrestling
    @daedevillewrestling 6 років тому +407

    "He had to skip breakfast."

    • @tarnim80
      @tarnim80 6 років тому +63

      sounds like he's the true victim of the story

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 6 років тому +26

      I mean, he could have just eaten a pop tart on the way to the murder like any normal person would. I don't know why it's such a big deal.

    • @nyar5863
      @nyar5863 6 років тому +27

      He could have worn a trench coat for the post office shit. Not like people in that area will ask you a lot of questions about your appearance. They don't wanna know.
      But John Doe must have actually been super psyched how well his thing was developing. Now assuming he was always going to put himself as envy and then another guy as wrath, he couldn't have wished for a better candidate than Brad Pitt, the angry detective investigating him.

    • @daedevillewrestling
      @daedevillewrestling 6 років тому +24

      Erwin Pommel I mean... Do normal people target and kill people based on sins? You need a complete breakfast to do work like that.

    • @phaedrus4931
      @phaedrus4931 6 років тому +3

      He could donned a trench coat, but the bloody, bandaged fingers would require a do-over. Like they said, not even a smudge of death of the package that was delivered.

  • @talljoke
    @talljoke Рік тому +6

    The way Dan screams "MY CARDS!" might be the funniest gag I've seen while binging all of these.

  • @neomars8853
    @neomars8853 5 років тому +37

    “6th f... accidentally?!??! TRASH” 😂😂😂

  • @LiquorChuggingKnight
    @LiquorChuggingKnight 6 років тому +227

    Is Soren being super bothered by Swaim's cat math skills a continuation of Soren being bad at math?

    • @NTTofMistery
      @NTTofMistery 6 років тому +10

      LiquorChuggingKnight probably subtle references like that are fun

  • @Raptorifik
    @Raptorifik 6 років тому +40

    "a catculator" Katie just slips in in at the last moment.

    • @laqcuari98
      @laqcuari98 3 роки тому +1

      lol rather unlike her, considering she was the only one who was unable to come up with puns in one episode early on haha

  • @BettyBonkers
    @BettyBonkers 5 років тому +36

    I appreciate this even more now that it's gone. All of the little comedic quips worked into consistent personalities and background actions is just perfect.

  • @zeckwiz
    @zeckwiz 6 років тому +21

    ".. and take the most awkward cab ride of all time to turn himself in!" I dead😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bbria28
    @bbria28 6 років тому +175

    Wait hold on why the fuck is Voldemort secretly Gandolf? I have questions that must be answered!!!

  • @Konfliction
    @Konfliction 5 років тому +69

    I love how looking back at this one, Captain Marvel basically explains away all their issues lol

  • @berkpick
    @berkpick 5 років тому +557

    I feel like Marvel watched this and fixed it with Captain Marvel on purpose

  • @williamcostigan91
    @williamcostigan91 6 років тому +16

    Michael's increasing level of disgust as Katie starts describing the ridiculous Jason timeline is probably my favorite part of this whole video.

  • @Ciphonn
    @Ciphonn 6 років тому +298

    I want the Voldemort is secretly Gandalf episode.. Please! Soon!

  • @izzyosborn637
    @izzyosborn637 5 років тому +143

    Ironically the entire mcu timeline issue is fixed by the captain marvel retcon.

    • @Hashbrown1682
      @Hashbrown1682 5 років тому +3

      " allegedly "

    • @partydean17
      @partydean17 5 років тому +3

      Why is that ironic

    • @ericdickerson3273
      @ericdickerson3273 5 років тому

      Hoshang Raj is that a random Letterkenny reference. You’re my new best friend if so lol

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 4 роки тому +6

      No, Dan's point still stands. We're talking about Nick wanting to build a team of superheroes. What superheroes? That's his point, that Nick doesn't know there are other superheroes around. He's got Iron Man and maybe the Hulk, if he can find some way to keep the Hulk under control. That's not much of a team. And when he's telling them all about why he wanted to make them into a team in the first place, he doesn't say "'Cause I've met aliens, and they can do all kinds of weird shit". Nope, he tells them the team was in response to Loki, which it absolutely was in that movie.

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 3 роки тому +3

      @Lex Bright Raven
      ....That actually sounds legit. He just end up getting lucky and finding a bunch of supers.

  • @TlalocW
    @TlalocW 4 роки тому +18

    I love how someone demonstrates a skill like cat year calculating, or in the James Bond episode, imitating George Lazenby, and it blows Soren's mind.

  • @dakotachannel8142
    @dakotachannel8142 5 років тому +77

    If only cracked hadn't shit the bed. I miss all of you.

    • @brodi4564
      @brodi4564 5 років тому +2

      This is so soft and true

    • @Thuazabi
      @Thuazabi 5 років тому +6

      The only thing that Cracked did wrong was sell to the E. W. Scripps Company, who proceeded to gut any staff that were related to video production, or salaried/non-freelance, in an effort to optimize their profits. People Watching season 2 only got put out on Cracked because of a pre-existing contract, and the fact they raised half the funds needed through crowdfunding.

    • @danielgyte8460
      @danielgyte8460 4 роки тому +7

      Small beans, some more news, quick questions with daniel and soren. I'm actually kind of happy with how things turned out, everyone who was at cracked seems to be alot less stressed and doing alot more creative work closer to their hearts, and it really shows in the quality of their content

  • @derekconnors4128
    @derekconnors4128 6 років тому +33

    Watching Katie geek out about the Friday the 13th franchise for 3 minutes made my fucking day.

  • @gavinwilliamson7481
    @gavinwilliamson7481 6 років тому +94

    Literally the only show I care enough to be early for

  • @katherineheasley6196
    @katherineheasley6196 3 роки тому +36

    Theory: Katie got interested in the Friday the 13th franchise after the discussion in "Four Creepy Hidden Truths Behind Popular Scary Stories," when Dan informs her that Jason did not, in fact, take Manhattan.

  • @ashl2115
    @ashl2115 5 років тому +28

    I wonder if Marvel decided to set Captain Marvel with Nick Fury in the 90's just to ruin this theory 🤣

  • @JSAVACADO
    @JSAVACADO 6 років тому +27

    With regard to Fury and The Avenger's Initiative in the MCU, I like to think that, because Shield was being controlled by Hydra, it would make sense that Shield/Hydra would want to recruit meta-humans from all around the world. After seeing how successful Shield was with the program that developed Captain America, Hydra would be more than willing to fund Fury's idea to develop a team of what would essentially be Captain America Plus Ultras. Not to mention that Hydra has has a history of chasing after meta-humans, with Red Skull and Winter Soldier being their knock-off Captain Americas, and the creation of Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch from experimentation with the Tesseract. With a documented interest in creating meta-humans, Fury's suggestion to recruit existing meta-humans just makes sense as an extension from their previous work and lead in to future projects.

    • @megadeathx
      @megadeathx 5 років тому

      They don't explicitly say it in the movie, but Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch are Magneto's children. They just haven't introduced mutants into the MCU yet, so of course they wouldn't *call* them "mutants".

  • @alanaporter1000
    @alanaporter1000 5 років тому +10

    I actually love watching their reactions to each other it just makes these so much better.

  • @taitaisanchez
    @taitaisanchez 5 років тому +9

    "Where did Nick Fury get the idea for the Avengers?"
    Captain Marvel gave us that answer. Finally.

  • @manmanderson
    @manmanderson 6 років тому +8

    "Did you see that katy? I diagreed!" Kek.

  • @lettersfromhelen
    @lettersfromhelen 6 років тому +226

    Catculator got the LIKE.

  • @LgiovanniF
    @LgiovanniF 6 років тому +72

    Captain America existed and the whole hydra and the tesseract thing happened in the 40's. Fury knew this and also knew that somewhere in the universe there was a race of beings with the power to create the tesseract, as far as he could know. He was preparing. The scope for his Avengers Initiative needed only that much motivation. He pre-empted Iron Man Tony starks obsession in Ultron about the upcoming war and got a head start on them. Not to mention the Frost Giants attack and the Asgardian intervention and all the happenings in the eighties concerning Peter Quills abduction. Shield is shown in Antman to be up and running by the at least the late 70's and probably was in the midst of collating any and all data about off world species and potential threats.

    • @and_also_aaron3372
      @and_also_aaron3372 6 років тому +11

      Also, the word is that the Captain Marvel movie coming in the next year or two will take place during the 1990's, where Nick Fury will be in it and will NOT have an eye patch. The shape shifting Skrulls are going to be the villains of the movie.

    • @hutfrd
      @hutfrd 6 років тому +1

      Nunt UH. No way. Nope.
      (I dunno. I didn't read what you wrote other than the first few words then saw how long it was and figured you really over-nerded whatever you said. Thx!)

    • @LgiovanniF
      @LgiovanniF 6 років тому +1

      Drod Hertzer giving credence to unfounded discreditation is how we end up with trumps with their finger on the big red button.

    • @xsanguine8
      @xsanguine8 6 років тому +4

      The Big Red Button was found to be racist against the indigenous people of this country, so it's actually a set of grey buttons now, Trump is within reach of a handful of grey buttons.

    • @LgiovanniF
      @LgiovanniF 6 років тому

      RZ ah, my mistake.

  • @Menhtrol
    @Menhtrol 4 роки тому +5

    9:26 is a more satisfying way for Nick Fury to lose his eye over some freaking space cat...

  • @rasnac
    @rasnac 5 років тому +13

    Oh the good old days, how I miss them... :(

  • @KenricBird
    @KenricBird 6 років тому +58

    Seeing Star sort those cards in the background the whole time was both distracting and an excellent addition.

    • @Stayner
      @Stayner 6 років тому

      Now I have to go back and watch it.

  • @ATOMIX4204
    @ATOMIX4204 6 років тому +110

    Except the Captain Marvel film is supposed to take place in the 90's and include the skrull and Nick fury so it looks like he will have had knowledge about aliens and larger then life threats.

    • @Sierlea
      @Sierlea 6 років тому +6

      It's not like CM was planned by the point Avengers was made, though, and it's not out or yet hinted at in-universe. Til it comes out, this is the timeline

    • @ProfessorOfCookies
      @ProfessorOfCookies 5 років тому +1

      Was about to say this xD Captain Marvel :D

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 5 років тому +4

      Even so, it's not a good rebuttal. If you want a *real* answer, then how about all the "enhanced" people they have to deal with? There are Inhumans on the Moon, after all.

    • @matthewowenz867
      @matthewowenz867 5 років тому +1

      this video was released in 2017 but good point

    • @matthewowenz867
      @matthewowenz867 5 років тому +2

      also hank pyms and howard stark's tech would still be around and in ant man and the wasp its hinted that goliath was around

  • @1217BC
    @1217BC 10 місяців тому +3

    I wish they were still making this. I'd love to see their take on all the marvel stuff that's come out since then

  • @ElFino013
    @ElFino013 6 років тому +9

    "Did you know that Jason, Ash and Freddy all exist in the same universe?" Yep, that's why I read Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash.

    • @LordMoonshadowGaGa
      @LordMoonshadowGaGa 5 років тому

      Don’t forget the Halloween series.

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 3 роки тому

      Maybe what Nancy was watching on her TV wasn't the Evil Dead movie, but rather the Deadites broadcasting what they were doing to Ash and the others in real time.

  • @RudieObias
    @RudieObias 6 років тому +17

    Also the events of STAR TREK: THE WRATH OF KHAN, THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK, and THE VOYAGE HOME, Kirk loses his admiral ranking, finds out he has a son, then watches his son die, and then watches Spock die, and then watches Spock resurrected, then time travels to 1986 and back to the 23rd century, and then becomes admiral again. All of this happens in, like, a week or two for Kirk.

    • @Sierlea
      @Sierlea 6 років тому +3

      True! But for Kirk? That's not *that* odd a week, he's had some seriously messed up weeks before.

    • @RJPolito
      @RJPolito 6 років тому +1

      Umm actually, Kirk doesn't loose his admiral ranking until after he came back from 1986 and he never regained it. He as still a captain upon retirement and when he was later swept into the Nexus. Also in the beginning of Voyage Home Kirk states they've been on Vulcan for three months.

  • @queenblacc4579
    @queenblacc4579 6 років тому +117

    God that waitress deserves a raise

    • @NTTofMistery
      @NTTofMistery 6 років тому +19

      Remy LeBeau why? Soren pays with Jewels cause he sucks at math.

    • @86_freestyle
      @86_freestyle 5 років тому

      Yeah she does

  • @v5red
    @v5red 6 років тому +14

    It would be nice if the title indicated which crew we were going to see. The new crew is like nails on a chalkboard, this crew is funny and relatable.

  • @darkfang25
    @darkfang25 5 років тому +1

    Some people have already pointed it out but the MCU thing is "Fixed" by Captain Marvel, where Nick Fury knows about aliens and other threats.

  • @arwa8388
    @arwa8388 6 років тому +1060

    I don't hate the new crew but I have to say every time I click I pray it's the old one

    • @anthonymedina9425
      @anthonymedina9425 6 років тому +10

      They're gonna switch every time so that they each have a month to prepare,

    • @Mr_Yarn
      @Mr_Yarn 6 років тому +13

      Arwa al-suwailem Well they takes turns, so since you know the old crew did this one, the new crew will be doing the next one, and then the old crew in the one after that, and so on.

    • @Krishnath.Dragon
      @Krishnath.Dragon 6 років тому +30

      The old ones where awkward in the beginning as well, give the new ones half a season or so to get over their initial awkwardness.

    • @lemuntpicard7482
      @lemuntpicard7482 6 років тому +16

      The other group has no chemistry at all!

    • @drethethinker6418
      @drethethinker6418 6 років тому +8

      There is a pattern to this....they alternate so every other AfterHours is the original cast.

  • @michaelcollier3792
    @michaelcollier3792 6 років тому +45

    "Well you've all been rapidly changing your appearance every day so..." LOL, perfect 4th wall breaking there.
    Though, clearly this is the Swaim the God's work as he's created this mini dimension purely for his own entertainment. But unfortunately he's getting bored with it and cracks are starting to show and the other three are starting to catch on to what's happening.
    Thus the new dimension with all new characters that he can watch more like a movie rather than interacting directly with. Wouldn't be surprised if he sometimes shows up as a waiter or passer-by.

    • @David_Last_Name
      @David_Last_Name 6 років тому +5

      After Hours needs to do an After Hours show about After Hours...........

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 6 років тому +4

      michael collier I just don't think it's 4th wall breaking. He gave an explanation that would explain why they think that way, if there were no 4th wall to break through.
      4th wall break would be akin to them looking around realizing things, then maybe looking at the camera. but at the least, a group realization,...they've done it before

    • @mikehenderson7907
      @mikehenderson7907 5 років тому +1

      I now understand this Agents of Cracked reference.

  • @stormblessed2321
    @stormblessed2321 6 років тому +6

    I miss these little shows.

  • @Palozon
    @Palozon 6 років тому +2

    If it only took us 2 months to get hooked on this cast, then we'll get used to the new cast in no time!

  • @ArrogantDan
    @ArrogantDan 6 років тому +19

    Best ending to an After Hours ever?

  • @hutfrd
    @hutfrd 6 років тому +27

    The Catculator: Everyone Needs One Right Meow!

  • @LanternOfLiberty
    @LanternOfLiberty 3 роки тому

    I'm watching this in October 2020. Just as Katie says "... Straight to hell!" it goes to commercial and shows a picture of a local congressman where I live and it's an attack ad!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @joshuaathridge3694
    @joshuaathridge3694 3 місяці тому

    "Sixth..? Accidentally res-..? Trash." Is one of my favorite moments of this series. It reveals such a great moment from both characters.

  • @dormanj45
    @dormanj45 6 років тому +7

    Lol... file that under who gives a shit.🤣Daniel you're the man.😎

  • @sophiafrost3786
    @sophiafrost3786 6 років тому +635

    "Garbage. Just straight garbage"
    God i love the old cast, BUT im trying with the new cast

    • @jimmy953
      @jimmy953 6 років тому +34

      i'm using you because you reference the scene i have a problem with. Katie in the past hadn't even watched jason takes manhattan but Dan did, Daniel should have been talking about the jason stuff

    • @teggerzz
      @teggerzz 6 років тому +7

      jimmy oh my god that's so sad man

    • @leavy
      @leavy 6 років тому +6

      jimmy what the fuck this is satire right?

    • @hexadecimal5236
      @hexadecimal5236 6 років тому +2

      sophia frost NEVER!!!

    • @jimmy953
      @jimmy953 6 років тому +6

      leavy no. I remember in the after hours about horror movies. Katie brings up that Jason's movie. Daniel asks if she's seen it, but she hasn't. DANIEL should know what she's talking about

  • @Trickpants
    @Trickpants 6 років тому +1

    I like the new guys, but the old guys have a special place in my heart - you guys are good at writing these things, no doubt about that!
    I love the meta-moment at the end where they question their own timeline. And "Cat-culator".

  • @Tkieron
    @Tkieron 5 років тому +3

    My theory on Se7en is this: John Doe planned and began a year ago. However that doesn't mean he's already done Envy and Wrath. Perhaps he was meant to be Wrath in the end? So instead of 2 bodies lying around he had 1 (possibly 2) more murders planned but not executed until he met Dtc. Mills. He did change his plans, as we were told in the movie. So it's possible that there wasn't 2 more bodies, only 1 or 2 more planned murders.

  • @theQiwiMan
    @theQiwiMan 6 років тому +3

    Yay, a REAL After Hours!

  • @realscummy
    @realscummy 6 років тому +3

    "I can do it, I can murder that much in a day" lol... that got my like

  • @Hold.yourself.accountable
    @Hold.yourself.accountable 6 років тому +55

    But doesn't Fury know about skrulls and inhumans and ghostrider and other Powered individuals even before ironman

    • @Actionfan19
      @Actionfan19 5 років тому +3

      Skrulls yes, Inhumans weren't a thing until 2013 after Iron man 3. Ghost rider 4 years after that.

    • @skiinggator
      @skiinggator 5 років тому

      And Kree

    • @hrishiv27
      @hrishiv27 5 років тому +8

      In dan’s defence, this video came out two years before Captain Marvel.

  • @DarkcIoud1111.
    @DarkcIoud1111. Рік тому +1

    In fairness to the Friday the 13th series, the creators of Jason Goes to Hell have said that movie basically exists in its own timeline separate from all the other movies. Even the scene at the end when Freddy drags Jason's mask into Hell was put in before such a movie was even approved by their studio or a script had been drafted, almost forcing the studio to make it like some weird game of chicken.

  • @Icarus11000
    @Icarus11000 6 років тому +11

    I'm surprised you guys didn't bring up the timeline of the X-Men movies

    • @snoopyfod1807
      @snoopyfod1807 6 років тому

      Dr. Cinema xmen don't focus on a tangential timeline

    • @Icarus11000
      @Icarus11000 6 років тому +1

      doesn't matter. The topic is about movies with confusing timelines, and the X-Men movies have a timeline that is frustrating to understand, even if you are a comic book/comic book movie expert

    • @XiaolinDraconis
      @XiaolinDraconis 6 років тому

      Dr. Cinema they're working with more than one timeline, you can't follow it in a straight line since it branches.

  • @Teeleer
    @Teeleer 6 років тому +7

    you know how there is butter and there is margarine, like you prefer butter but you are ok with margarine.

  • @antediluvianspy5371
    @antediluvianspy5371 6 років тому +1

    "Catculator" hahaha, Katie, you're adorable.

  • @Kabitu1
    @Kabitu1 6 років тому +5

    Well John Doe could have decided in advance that Envy was his sin, and that he wanted Rage to be the guy who kills him. Part of his manifesto is that the whole world is corrupt, that the victims are not that particularly chosen, but that it could be anyone. It would probably be a big thing for him that mostly anyone could be driven to kill in rage if you push them the right way. He could have decided to use Mills for Rage during their chase, that's why he spares his life, he's like "yesss, this one will do.." and starts planning how he can get envious at him and drive him to killing.

  • @Icarus11000
    @Icarus11000 6 років тому +5

    I'm ALSO surprised you guys didn't bring up the timeline(s) created by the Terminator movies

  • @ChinoWantan
    @ChinoWantan 6 років тому +54

    DETECTIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

    • @marccolten9801
      @marccolten9801 6 років тому +1

      Chino Wantan He sounded like Jerry Lewis screaming "Mrs Ladeeeeeee!"

  • @cliftonsargent1572
    @cliftonsargent1572 2 роки тому +1

    I’ve lost Count how many times I’ve watched this series, god dam it I miss this. Thank god they have there own channels now

  • @demoui7
    @demoui7 3 роки тому +1

    Michael: Sixth f....??? Accidentally res..... TRASH!!!!
    This is one of the best "I'm done" phrases I've ever heard.
    I miss After Hours

  • @sgtcore2841
    @sgtcore2841 2 роки тому +4

    I miss this show so much

  • @pancakehouse3792
    @pancakehouse3792 6 років тому +3

    Katie sneaked in the the best joke of the episode at the very end when the audio started fading....

    • @taloutezero
      @taloutezero 6 років тому +1

      Alexander Cvitkovic Cat-culator!

  • @ignatiusjackson235
    @ignatiusjackson235 2 роки тому +1

    "A catculator" might be my favorite joke in the whole series, and I don't even like cats.

  • @IrishAndroid
    @IrishAndroid 6 років тому

    After this ridiculously long diatribe about Friday The 13th -- "File that under who gives a shit." Fucking hilarious. I love these guys.

  • @NonalignedVideos
    @NonalignedVideos 6 років тому +96

    You guys are really, really, REALLY good at this.

  • @RJPolito
    @RJPolito 6 років тому +5

    Um actually, the Avenger Initiative was to bring together individuals with special abilities -not necessarily super powers. Also Fury did know about aliens as 1. They had the tesseract which they knew was alien in origin. 2. They had a Kree corpse in storage as part of Project Tahiti. 3. (we haven't seen it yet but...) Captain Marvel was already around. (the upcoming film is said to be taking place in the 90's)

    • @koficherry408
      @koficherry408 5 років тому

      just about to say that. plus ghost rider....whic isnt exactly an alien but supernatural

    • @TheJthedog
      @TheJthedog 5 років тому

      RJPolito I would say 3 is right but sadly irrelevant, this was the start of the MCU meaning CM movie wasn’t even a thought yet.

    • @mikeclark3223
      @mikeclark3223 5 років тому

      You're mixing up points of reference. Metatextually, yes, the Captain Marvel movie hadn't been conceived of, much less greenlit.
      Textually, however, Nick Fury knows who Carol Danvers is at the point he proposes the Avenger Initiative

    • @TheJthedog
      @TheJthedog 5 років тому

      Mike Clark you also got to remember the age of the video. Sure the theory is debunked now but at the time of the video’s publishing a CM movie wasn’t announced yet, if it was it wasn’t released it’s part of the timeline being before even the first Ironman movie.

  • @jpnesseth
    @jpnesseth 5 років тому +3

    This showed up in my recommendations...
    ...wow, I miss this series.

  • @biterface03
    @biterface03 Місяць тому +1

    Sadly, without *After Hours* our timeline doesn’t make sense.

  • @matthewluecke3704
    @matthewluecke3704 10 місяців тому +3

    I miss After Hours. CATain (oops-Captain) Marvel helps explain Nick Fury's big week. And, in a similar vein with Back to the Future, Thor Ragnarok happens over the course of a few days, which leads immediately into Infinity War. Thor barely had any sleep except for being knocked out. (When Valkyrie first catches him, the Devil's Anus, and after the ship exploded.)

  • @CaptChrispy
    @CaptChrispy 5 років тому +4

    Also, is it a good idea to break in to Starks house to and hide out in the dark when the last guy there tried to kill him?
    What if Tony has a glove on him?

  • @MatthewTPrice
    @MatthewTPrice 6 років тому

    Katie's trying so hard not to break during Michael's Seven rant. It's hilarious.

  • @devin_so_devious
    @devin_so_devious 6 років тому +2

    My favorite part is Michael just hating the Friday the 13th movies 😂😂😂

    • @geraldspencer1956
      @geraldspencer1956 2 роки тому

      Michael can thank Daniel for that. In an earlier episode, they were out camping while discussing scary movies. Daniel points out that there are no successful American horror movies that took place in a city. Kate then says, "Friday The 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan!" Daniel replied, "Have you seen that movie? No, you haven't."
      And here we are with Kate obsessed over Friday The 13th driving Michael crazy. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @DanielRieger
    @DanielRieger 6 років тому +3

    So they meet everyday at the cafe, and have conversations about movies that came out recently, at least around the time Civil War came out, judging by the conversations of the second cast. If they have been meeting there for less than 3 months, that would mean the first episode, that came out in 2011 actually took place around 2017 or 2016, but they still had conversations about spiderman without mentioning Tom Holland, while significantly changing their appearance over the days... There's something really weird in that food

    • @JordanBlueman
      @JordanBlueman 6 років тому +2

      I think that's the whole joke, the timeline doesn't add up

  • @TheCharnstar
    @TheCharnstar 5 років тому +9

    The writers of Captain Marvel must have seen this and knew they had to rectify the Marvel timeline to save Nick Fury's credibility.

  • @susanjennings2212
    @susanjennings2212 6 років тому

    Out of all the apocalypse scenarios you've done, where's your analysis of Adventure Time? I mean, it's relevant and there's so much going on there. Also, Daniel, your speaking pattern is intriguing. Katie, you're my hero. Soran, I love how you are always playing Devil's advocate. Michael, I see your writing credits and I love this series, thank you!

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 5 років тому

    Now I just kind of want to watch a cab driver awkwardly making conversation with Se7en's blood-soaked John Doe for thirty minutes.

  • @TheDarkson113
    @TheDarkson113 6 років тому +419

    This crew is why I now watch Cracked consistently. New guys aren't terrible, but nothing close to this group.

    • @malachi8154
      @malachi8154 6 років тому +28

      New guys just haven't been in much. Except for Cody, who has already BEEN in the After Hours, as the government guy who wipes the team's memories -which is why they alredy remember 80 nights, when a lot more time has in fact passed.

    • @smac919
      @smac919 6 років тому +2

      Cody is fuckin hilarious..I hope Cod gets onto E.PCD with Dan & Soren

    • @jaimemartinez-el8wc
      @jaimemartinez-el8wc 6 років тому

      epcd was canceled mate... i know... it hurts

    • @joreyn7656
      @joreyn7656 6 років тому +1

      You're right, that totally hurts. I had no idea. 😕

    • @jessicalee333
      @jessicalee333 6 років тому

      Wasn't Cody already in an EPCD, standing in for Soren?

  • @MaricaAmbrosius
    @MaricaAmbrosius 6 років тому +3

    Voldemort and Gandalf are both immortal wizards. They both live in an alternate version of Britain. What else?

    • @RumpelGnom42
      @RumpelGnom42 6 років тому

      Okay short answer: the two of them have barley anything incommen. I guess the line Gandalf is Voldemort line was just a throw away joke I don't think they put much thought in to it.
      Middle Earth is not an altrenate version of Britain, after the events of Lord of the Rings Gandalfs leaves Middle Earth (together with Frodo) for the undying Lands
      the home of the Valar, Maiar and Elves. Immortality is a superfishal simmularity at best :Voldemort was human and made himself immortal to some extent with the horcruxes (is this the right plural? Sounds wrong but I do not have a better idea.), Gandalf is not a human he is a Maiar ( During the time of Lord of the Rings only few remain in Middle Earth Saruman being one of them as well). Maiar are servants of the Valar and that would make him some kind of lesser god I suppose (god not being quite the right word).
      Wizards in Harry Potter and Wizards in Tolkien Lore are wildly diffrent things too.
      If you were just joking I apologize, I never know with you tube comments.

    • @MaricaAmbrosius
      @MaricaAmbrosius 6 років тому

      How can it be British mythology, then? If the Celts are right, the dead live in America. We all thought Dumbledore was Gandalf, and that Fred and George were Merry and Pippin, but now maybe Voldemort is Gandalf.

    • @RumpelGnom42
      @RumpelGnom42 6 років тому

      What? Sorry I do not follow your point here. Are you messing with me? Please don't because I am realy bad at detecting Irony on the Internet.
      How ever if you are not messing with me Lord of the Rings is not British mythology. Tolkien was heavily influenced by nordic and to some extend germanic mythology (compare Manwe and Odin for example) .
      The thing is Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter play in two completly diffrent worlds and there is no way to bring them together with out betraying the surce material of one or both.

  • @geraldspencer1956
    @geraldspencer1956 2 роки тому

    Daniel made Kate obsessed with Friday The 13th which drove Michael nuts! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @maxgremln
    @maxgremln Рік тому +2

    Weird how Marvel addressed all of Daniel’s concerned later. Thanks to Captain, Marvel and secret invasion. We now know that fury knew about aliens and started the Avenges Initiative back in the 1990s.

    • @imgrindin
      @imgrindin 7 місяців тому

      the Marvel writers were watching cracked after dark for help

  • @satior420
    @satior420 6 років тому +58

    Yay ! A new After Hours! But why no "After Hours" in the title?
    And both groups are great! Each have their own lil quirks that make them both fun to watch.

  • @cdtbucci
    @cdtbucci 6 років тому +5

    Thank Odin you used the better cast for this!

  • @DinsRune
    @DinsRune 6 років тому +1

    This video actually made me MORE interested in the Friday the 13th movies.
    Like I always thought Jason was cool, especially after playing MKX, but does one of these movies actually end with a girl ressurecting the corpse of her father to fight Jason? The father that she accidentally killed with her psychic powers? Because that sounds fantastic.

  • @leomunoz529
    @leomunoz529 5 років тому

    In defense of Nick Fury planning/funding the Avengers prior to having any plausible reason to do so, I present to you the F-35, billion dollar jet that no one asked for!
    Other than that, so happy you guys and After hours is back! IDK if you really went anywhere or if I just stopped watching for a while but damn it if I was dying from cancer, my make-a-wish would be to sit with yall and chat about movies!! Love this show

  • @kimmardi1113
    @kimmardi1113 6 років тому +3

    I'm so glad their back thank god

  • @joshuabutkiewicz8596
    @joshuabutkiewicz8596 6 років тому +4

    Katie loves Jason? Wow.

  • @aicbrian
    @aicbrian 6 років тому +1

    Katie's face while Michael is talking is the god damn best

  • @IDontReadRepliesToComments
    @IDontReadRepliesToComments 5 місяців тому +1

    I love that Captain Marvel came out and justified Fury's actions

    • @rawr1208
      @rawr1208 4 місяці тому

      it did indeed thought about this too

  • @thickmclargehuge8061
    @thickmclargehuge8061 6 років тому +4

    my I love the chemistry between these guys. the '2nd shift' after hours, come off as fake and you can tell they are reading lines, but the original cast everything feels genuine and real.

  • @mauritsmijnen1286
    @mauritsmijnen1286 6 років тому +67

    THE ORIGINAL GANG

  • @justinhackstadt6677
    @justinhackstadt6677 Рік тому +1

    *Whispers to himself*
    4:35 "Just absolute garbage!"
    Any Jason movie past lll, 1000% correct.
    😆 🤣 💀 ☠️

  • @_texas_pete_beats_the_meat4500
    @_texas_pete_beats_the_meat4500 5 років тому

    The waitress' face @ 9:40 is priceless...