Guy Flicks Cactus Stem From One Leg to Another - 981795
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- Опубліковано 25 вер 2024
- This guy had his dad help him after he got a jumping cactus stem stuck on his leg. Unfortunately, after his dad flicked the stem off his leg with a stick, it immediately attached itself to his other ankle.
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“C’mon dad”
I hear the sheer disappointment and pain in his voice
We all just seeing this
FUYUHIKO
In sure the feeling of disappointment will be returned in time 😂
@Bo Dubbz 🤐
Fellow Danganronpa fan I see
"C'mon dad"
Dad : **evil laughter**
Lol
the laugh sounded like ksi a bit
Want to go on a date?
@@black-square4141 circles and squares I swear, especially the dark ones. Tsk.
@@alephnull423 lol
Guy with stick: "Get off"
Cactus: "Sorry Bro, I'll just hop over a seat"
No thats his step dad
Cactus : “ima just-moves to next leg -“
Guy with stick : “NO LIKE GET OFF ALL SEATS”
Lol
How that many likes in under a day?!
“I SAID LEAVE THE PREMISES” 😂
Dad: **flicks cactus from one leg to another**
son: “why are we still here? just to suffer?”
to old
I can't feel my legh
То есть бритые ноги у парня вас не смутили ?😮
Not cause it's cact i
Because that's funny. 😂😂😂
Therapist: Why don't you trust your parents?
My Parents:
Oml fr tho
😭😂😂
Lmaoo
Quite
😂😂😂(make a chain pls)
His son wasn't mad, he was just disappointed.
Just like meh
But the pain-
Revenge for all those poopy diapers
lmaoo you can hear it in his voice too
Holy shit
If the person helping you is holding a camera, prepare for the worst
lol
Yes
Well actually the person helping isn't holding a camera. The dad is helping and a woman is shooting the video, you can see it in the shadows & also the dad asks "are you videoing it?"
@@MohamedElGoharyy but camera is there should it might
aight cool
This reminds me of the time I tried to catch a tumbleweed while an entire family watched in bewilderment. Did you know that certain tumbleweed has thorns? Yeah, me neither.
I also heard that they’re heavier than they look
Reminds me of this story I heard about some kid trying to do a rooftop nutshot video into a bush, but didn't pay attention to the fact that A: it was a rose bush, and B: it had its thorns.
@@adamb89 pls tell me his thingies haven't been.. impaled
AWWWW! Lol 😂😂😂😂
The cactus: *"Its even funnier the second time!"*
🤣🤣🤣
Lmao why are there no replies
How do they do it
OMGG
LMAO😂😂😂😭💀
This is a certified "mission failed successfully" meme.
Yes
@@RhiboNuclicAcid wut?
Mission impossible possible!!!
Sure bro!!!!!
I really thought about this, it's more like a mission successfully failed
'How to spend time with my son?'
Google: Do things together that interest him.
Bing:
Accurate bing sucks
Haha this comment deserves more love, Bing is confused 😂
@@jackgarw And that's a classic too, aside the Internet Explorer shtick already
Sorry, i have to ask, who is Bing 😅
BING??!!!!
Cactus: “One hop this time.”
underrated comment
Criss cross!
If yfyfyfdyydyd guufyff dyur ur iyvvyhonubiyvtf vyiuo up pi ipb ugviu out oh igi yi iyv cug i ih iui ih bi jo ou iy iyv hvigu ih jvhchocihv ihc chi hi it tcu
Under underrated comment
@MudyeNOW DO IT AGAIN
Lol “ come on dad” I felt bad for him.
Try listen it again but with your eyes close XD
I think it’s a girl
@@reynacamacho7839 it's a dude, just probably young.
@@reynacamacho7839 its definitely not lmao
@@reynacamacho7839 bruh. The person filming was a girl but the dude with the cactus was clearly a guy.
*internally crying while his dad laughs hysterically at his suffering*
hands down best dad ever
I just wanna say I love your name and pfp 🥺
My dad did the same when I twisted my ankle lmao
Pidge pidge pidge pidge pidge pidge pidge
I have that same picture in my zoom class
My dad did the same when I got a fishing hook in my finger and he holds up a bait worm and says "We just need this to worm it out"
just closing my eyes while watching and then hearing “come on dad” I’m dead 💀
You made the video 100x better, thank you
LMFAOOOOOOOO
Lmao!!! This video is hilarious with eyes closed
« That hurt »
“come on dad” ….? sorry? that’s a normal thing to say
Imagine if he flicked it back into the same leg again..
I'm sure he did that
More fun
People don't repeat same mistake twice i guess
@@AirCatcher issa joke nigga
@@mahmoudwaleed2818 You da realest. Lol
Cactus : we’re best friends now.
Cactus :)
Yes indeed
“We’re having soft tacos later”
Yes.
Cactus: don’t leave me. 😂😂
The cactus: “Prepare for trouble”
Also the cactus: “And make it double”
And to put the cactus into annihilation
And to bring back memories 🥺
To unite all peoples within our nation
@Manas Saxena To extend our reach to the stars above
jessi james
Normal people:🤨🤨🤨
Deaf people:😂😂😂
Blind people:💀💀💀
AYOOO...
I don’t wanna be that guy but normal people sounds a little demeaning in this context
@ninjireal Then just don't be that guy, the impairments aren't being belittled in any way. It's not exactly normal to be missing either neither
Normal people can see and hear
@@reesew71 no shit
Mom with son: "lets go out to eat maybe bring home ice cream!"
Dad with son:
Moms dont do that
@@0XTFSX0 that's like the stereotypical mom, the mom everybody wants but probably doesn't get.
There's no ice cream to speak of...it's only "can you pick up that for me or you know our neighbors daughter ___?"
because girls don't have fun relationships with their parents and only boys are le funny and quirky, amirite
@@nax2337 nah..sometimes I see my sister and dad having fun together...it's basically on the parent they wants to interact with their child
Years ago a friend's mom thought she was peeing into a bush and got a butt full of jumping cholla. She ended up walking to the ranger station with her pants down where they removed it with a hair comb. The spines are barbed and have a sheath that slips off so you need tweezers to complete the job.
DAMN
lol 😂
and i bet they still joke about it to this day
This is why you never pee in the bushes of a desert 😶
@lucy9698 or just be weary of where you go to the bathroom lol
Kid: “C’mon Dad, that hurt”
Dad: laughs like a Hyena
Bruh 😐
?
*Kuroo laughs *
@@Ozloz lol
XD
Cactus : **sticks to a leg**
Cactus : **removed from leg**
Cactus : *Hey wanna see me do it again?*
“I’ll fuckin do it again”
@@MrChops2001 lmao
@@MrChops2001 hhehehhehehehehe tehyre called jumping catuses or jumping cacti bitches and assholes
Hi i ayem a kaktus
@@gabrielagung2281 hello kaktuse
Cactus be like: *"If I'm going down, you're coming with me."*
This dude got 600+ likes in 14 hours
@@nicholasrey2095 hahahahaha lol
14 and 860+
@@ishikesh246 14 and 900+
True
the cactus be like:
"i will fucking do it again"
This guy: GET OFF MY LEG!!
The cactus: falling off was never an option.
first reply after 900 likes
Proof Cactuses are alive
Yes
I’m going to see how many subs I can get from this reply
Lol there are like no replies
The Cactus: "I'll fucking do it again."
*JSJSJSJSJSJSJ LMAO PLEASE- 😭✋*
😅 😅 😅.....
LMAOJSJJJSSGJ
Fucking
I CAN’T BREATH 😂😂😂😂😂
The cactus: "We're gonna be together forever..."
*flicks the cactus on to the other leg*
The cactus: *"FOREVER!"*
Why does this remind me of Coraline
Is this a DDLC song reference
@@preciousopelinia Idk but it give coraline vibe for me.
(have you watch it)
@@preciousopelinia I thought that too lol.
Sorry if i'm annoying but i just wanna explain why i think i get coraline vibe, its because of the other mother line when she said "you are going to stay forever".
Let's just imagine what it really feels like to be him
ishow
Thanks UA-cam
pog verified person
Hello dude haven't watch ur vids in a while
Semen
@@technospes no lol
@@technospes no
“Get off!”
“Oh sorry you want to sit here, *let me just
scooch over,”*
“What- no!”
💀
💀
*BANANA*
666 likes, coincidence, I THINK NOT!
828 like
guy: GET OFF OF MY LEFT LEG
cactus: *_poor choice of words._*
😂😂
XD
Not funny, nobody would say that. Milked it too hard for a joke
@@aloysiusvo318 I can't seem to find who tf asked
Cactus: *Guess I'll move on to the Right*
True story: one time I was taking the train home from work. There was a couple of drunk natives just having casual conversations for the whole ten minutes I had been on the bus, then out of nowhere the woman grabs the mans hand, holds it in the air and says, "What the fuck did you do to yourself?...you been smokin' that geeeeeeeee?" I look and cactus needles are covering his entire hand. I couldn't contain my laughter for the rest of the bus ride.
Blind people: “wait, I think I’m on the wrong site... I’ll stay though...”
Noooo💀💀💀
"come on, Dad"
moan
oo
moan
aaaa
*fap noise*
HAHAH
come on *dad*
moan
moan
*fap noise*
moan
that hurt *dad*
I don't get it explain
Edit: oh that's sick
@@raspberrycrowns9494 yup
Cactus leaving on left leg: "adios"
*Goes to the right leg* : "bonjour"
bone jaw
A dio
"YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A CACTUS, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!"
Determinism is Freedom 🤙
Aloha in Hawaiian is hello and goodbye, do with this fun fact as you wish
@@pws3rd170 went from Star Wars videos to this, now I hear Obi-Wan saying "Aloha there" 🤣
"Hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet"
I literally just watched that video and then this popped up in my recommended.
Yep. It's crazy how this just pops up when just watching it on Daily Dose of Internet
I didnt even watch ddoi, this was in my recommendation alone
@@mrsnippsmc SAME
@@mrsnippsmc me 2
Normal people: 🤣
Deaf people: 😂
Blind people: ☠️
“C’mon dad...”
the disappointment and plea in his voice has me dying-
thank you, UA-cam recommendations
69+x=
frfr
@@chiragm6795 44
@@chiragm6795 420
1000 mate
You should add "use headphones" warning in the title. You almost had me dead. My dad is still looking at me suspiciously.
5 more likes to get the sacred number. Good luck!👍🏻
@@Farhan_049 😂😂😂
I see that you have surpassed the sacred number.🤔
My parents don't speak English I can watch anything
😂😂the video just got a whole new meaning
Cactus was like: Alright ima go over here lol.
Sliiide to the left!
Cha cha real smooth
xd
@@humblebumble8192 xd
@@humblebumble8192 underrated coment
"ahhh"
"getting more in"
every blind person understood different
14 million people: *Well then, I wonder what this could be about*
@Henry Greengrass. Bru shut up omg nobody cares about your UA-cam channel
This comment again
*15
@Henry Greengrass @selfpromo_police
True
UA-cam algorithm: "This guy will literally watch anything."
😂😂
Exactly 😅😂
Stfu about the algorithm
People's humor: "They will literally laughed their ass off from an over used joke that had been going on for a year now"
@@yulhenderson2267 THANK YOU, someone finally said it
I've never seen such pain before
I've never seen someone verified with 4 likes
@@bottle3378 this comment was too recent
W
H
A
the absolute pain and suffering in his voice when he says "C'mon dad"
Ok nice
the pain and suffering of the people when they listen with eyes closed...
😭
Harder daddy
@@putgerardback8273 noooo😭💀💀
don't watch this video with your eyes closed
Dad thinking: How did this cactus get here?
Me: The algorithm sent it there.
Bruh lol
Me before this comment reaches 100 likes ;)
@@fishymishyyt6936 400 likes in 5 minutes i guess
Fourth comment.
Also daily dose of internet
Close your eyes and listen to this 😂💀
Fucking sick xDDDDDD
"Look how tight it is"
"Come on dad"
this is not ok
Hahhalol.
No
“Get off!”
“Oh sorry you want to sit here, *let me just scooch over,”*
“What- _no!_ “
Plss support me 🙏❤
lol thats FUNNY
shut the up
@@PirkozCNF618 shut the up
@@PirkozCNF618 yeah you heard them shut the up
The cactus variety is called Cholla (pronounced choy’-ya). They are beautiful and appear almost delicate. They are quite common in the Arizona desert where I first encountered them with much the same result. It is often referred to as a Jumping Cholla.
most people just say jumping cactus here
Is that like a seed or flower pod that falls off the cactus?
@@brinjoness3386 I just checked Wikipedia about your good question. The page for Cholla cactus actually bears the scientific name for the plant. Within that, I found a similar looking Teddy Bear cactus variety. That page mentions the reproductive process. The answer seems to be yes, if I understood it correctly. There is also a linked reference to Jumping Chollas.
@@robertcampbell8027 cheers mate. It looked like a good method for transporting the seeds around. Stuck on someone's leg (unfortunately) or blown in the wind. Cool video made better with the kids commentary
cactus being flicked around
33.5M People: *”Divine”*
This short videos from years ago and millions of views are always amazing
Lmao
Are you perhaps steven worshipper
its 31 Million... and this comment was yesterday
@@yourlonglostfather5973 yeah
Imagine if the dad flung the cactus stem to his own leg-
So funny 🥱
@@DenitoX7 yeah it would be
@@DenitoX7 it would be
@@daorklis5305 i not knowing
Karma
"You ready?"
"Look at how tight it is"
"Ahhhh"
"Gettin more in"
"Ahhhh"
"Come on dad, that hurts"
HOL UP
Bruh
11/10 it’s a yes from me
to sexual
o_O
This is the definition of "adding insult to injury"
The cactus was like:
*slide to the left...slide to the right CrIsScRoSs*
Cha cha now y’all
You are right
STAHP THIS IS TOO FUNNY-
I FOUND A FELLOW MOA HI!!!
The cactus getting stuck the first time: NOW ITS TIME TO GET FUNKY
Everyone’s laughing until the cactus flicks to his dads leg we would be dying of laughter then!
We'd be dying of laughter until the cactus jumps through the screen to our legs. The cactus would be the only one laughing then.
@@Juhuuu lmao
@@Juhuuu what happens if it jumps to our eyes
@@garcias2039 B L I N D
@@Juhuuu what if it jumps onto our-
2+ years old: ✅
Under 1 minute: ✅
Not from Tiktok: ✅
Funny: ✅
Dad is Evil: ✅
Dad is evil...?
What kind of moronic ages 12 and under comment is this?
You forgot: Title matches video
Google: Remove the cactus stem *carefully* with a hair comb.
*Bing:*
Bing: grab it with your hand, and swiftly throw it at his face. :)
LMAOAOAO
@@preyxhunter9821 LMAO
Firefox: wait for it to grow and take it off and throw it to everyone
That is how covid spreads
C'mon Dad! LOL
LMAO THIS COMMENT BLEW UP AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I WAS 1ST TO COMMENT-
Cactus:WeEEeEeE
Lol
Weeeeeeee
Why sad vibes tho
how to get off a cactus:
1. sticks
2. *mission failed, successfully.*
The real question is who would get on a cactus?
/j
😂😂
Mission failed we’ll get em next time
But if u close your eyes…
It’s like nothing changed at all
no, jf you close your eyes it's actually quite disturbing
Flicks cactus from one leg to another
Son: dad that hurts
Dad : *EVIL LAUGH*
Its like he did it on porpuse
It was his plan to gain views on Facebook
Hi army
That was a dad laugh.
More precisely a "I got this! Oh wait my bad but it's funny." dad laugh😆
@@SukritiMehta21 hi
cmon dad!! 😂😂😂
I didn’t expect to see you here!
P
A
I
N
wow, you're here too?
Literally just got done with your video and came over here and here you are😂
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Pls guys i need some support..👍🥺.
It was cactus’s leg day
funny
So funny 😑
@@alancarrot4076 ur jelly bro.
Wow dude
Lol. I kinda like this one
I watch this again and again when I feel bad emotions, especially melancholy. This video always makes me laugh. Thanks.
Typical dad, laughing at their kid’s misfortune lol
Edit: eh nice, 25K likes is a new record for me. Also I am amused and equally confused regarding the comments.
I know, right? Kid should sue dad for child abuse.
@@OrdinaryCritic please tell me this is a joke
@@Cherry-uq9dg, if this happens in real life, can it be referred to as a “joke”?
@@OrdinaryCritic I didn't ask any real life bs i just asked if you were joking or not
OrdinaryCritic ...
"C'mon, dad"
Dad: Lmao, cactus on the leg
Tru lmao
Tru lmao
Black obama
Imagine if it got stuck to him again as they were leaving
What would you do then baby boy cry?
@@livetochange974 why do have to say that
@@brandistew6430 I'm evil thats why
@@livetochange974 That wasn't even evil that was just confusing lmao.
@@peachaboo6180 oh it seems I didnt play my role well and was too soft on you people...wont happen again
Cactus be like:
“The floor is lava.”
Lol, this is the best joke
Lol
@@marioishim12 ya
Yes indeed
Lmaooo
Deaf people: 😊😊
Blind people: 💀💀
UA-cam: "They'll watch anything at this point."
Yes, yes I will
Those "less than 2minutes videos" are like when you see some really cheap junk you don't need and go like, why not? It's so cheap!
@@azahel542 lol the "less than 2minutes videos" always have the funniest comments tho
this joke is overused
Found a wild bokuto simp
(I think plsdon'tkillmeh)
@@Narvalo_Lastar like my life
Plot twist: His leg has metal inside and the cactus was a magnet.
Bruh
thats what it looked like when it transferred ngl
Its jumping cactus. :)
I dont understand how this is funny tho? The plot twist part makes it super dry and cringe 😐
you could say he had iron in his blood
Cactus: “I’ve had plenty of fun on this leg. Time to try the other one!”
Lol
Much better if you watch with your eyes closed
ikr
Since I can see with my eyes closed
Dad: *Flicks Cactus from one leg to another*
"Mission failed successfully."
Lmao
More like "missioned successfully failed
20
@@johnredbrick 21
Indeed.
This cactus be like: "side to side"
Lmao
@@pranavprakasan5319
slide to the right
slide to the left
*_CRISS CROSS_*
@ARose The Panda
Heads up
, you hear a sound, turn around and loook up
Total shock fills your body
Oh, no, it's you again
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes
, eyes-eye-eyes
@@kenyafang7395 Cause, baby, tonight
The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again
'Cause, baby, tonight
You grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again (Bolt again-gain)
CUZ BABY TONITGH
Damn, my legs hurt while watching it
Then camera mans leg to his other leg back to his sons in a cycle
@꧁ YJDP JOHN ꧂ oh jeez
@꧁ YJDP JOHN ꧂ holy shit
@꧁ YJDP JOHN ꧂ ...
and now its their turn to laugh at him🤡
Dad: "Let me remove that thing"
Cactus: "Let me introduce myself.... Twice!"
Everybody gangsta till the cactus flicks to his dad's leg after introducing himself twice
Get ready for trouble!1!1 and make it double😐...
XDDD
Now the other way around
Cactus said to the left leg
"Good Evening"
Deaf people: 😢
Blind people: 💀
Normal people: 😮
*“What are you doing step-cactus?”*
i laughed way too hard at this
Hmmm
Just poking around
BDJSNDJWNS NOOO AHAHHAHAHSHDNSJD
@@SumitYadav-ik2df lmao
The dissapointment of the son's voice while saying "C'MON DAD!" made me crack
Did it turn you into crack
@@danilau2379 probably lmao
Tfbkucd,pojn79
That sounds so wrong...
CMON DAD its stuck in me...
Please pull it out...
come in dad is what i heard
Plot twist: His dad was intentionally being a prick.
I see what you done there.
@@cheeze1716 did*
😆
Ba dum tss
pun intended?
You could hear the honest disappointment in that “Come on, Dad”
Cactus be like,
“The floor is lava”
435 likes, and no comments.
......
......
-_-
I was going to say 4th but I remembered that I have dignity
@@xxmessixx I was gonna reply but than I changed my mind
@Tyler Lloyd I was planning to tell you what 'xD' meant but I realized that even I didn't know what it meant.
I was wondering why I m the 8th reply
"But *DONT* get clingy"
-Creepy Uncle Lester
Moe Lester
@@xuuz lol
Gta5 memes
“I take it this isn’t a social call”
@@chariotrequiem5465 huh????
Kid: "C'mon Dad, that hurt"
Dad: laughs like a Hyena
Edit: Yes, I realize someone copied my comment. Not sure what they get from it though...
As a dad, I gotta admit I'd be laughing my ass off too.
sinister laughter activate
That's exactly how I'm laughing rn😂🤣😭
Why so mean though
Sounds like an incest porn
As someone who grew up in Arizona. All I can do is laugh at this!😂 they’re called jumping cacti for a reason.
Cactus: “You’ll have to try harder than that to get rid on me!”
@( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) wai-
Cymreig dych chi? Draig-blaidd goch!
Lol
This gives the son an excuse to say "harder daddy"
Push harder daddy 🥵
Guy: get off...
Cactus: lemme just change the seats
It must be feeling uncomfortable back there
you literally copied someone elses joke, but this time its unfunny
good job
@@ndrewm ikr lol
I made onek
@@tradaviuswilliams4525 thanks..
Give me ur address...
I wanna send an Oscar : )
“You’re getting more in”
“Ughhh”
“Come on dad”
“That hurt”
oh no
Literally turned me on
*sigh* *unips pants*
Without context its bad with context and video its meh
“Loot how tight it is”
I listened to the top comment and listened with my eyes closed. My volume was very high and I was beside my mom. Meet me at my funeral.
Edit: I showed her the video. My funeral was cancelled
That cactus was just feeling lonely so he didn't wanna leave him.After all the desert is mostly a deserted area
BAHAHAA i love this.
LOLOLOLO
But it *is* true
😐 👉 🚪
weeb means gay
@@yourefatandlazy what-
no weebs are just people who like anime with a passion man
"Get off!"
"Understandable, have a great day"
Lul i fucking love that meme, it's so simple yet so funny
@@caesars_top_guy It's terrible
@@kezicss ah yes because what you said is definitely a fact and not like a personal unpopular opinion or anything.
@@caesars_top_guy Ok but stop liking your own comments.
@@kezicss They aren’t. It’s me who is doing that.
This dude has the cleanest legs ever bro
Like a girl
@@Pyxles, Its been proved. Only girls have clean legs.
Maybe because it's a kid lol
I doubt he is older than 13. That is probably why. Hasn't grown hair yet.
sus
took a dog hiking, didn't think nothing of it until we got back to the truck and he was COVERED in cactus. spent like 10 minutes removing them while he sat there as patiently as this kid.
Guy: "Get off my leg!"
Cactus: "No, I don't think i will"
Hahaha
So funny omg
*WHEEZE*
Omg I cant stop laughing
I cant breathe
blind people be like: sweet home alabama
🤣😂
😅
Hmmm
come on dad 😂
😭🤣🤣
Listen to this with your eyes closed
I found this way funnier than I should have LMAO!
Same
Yea lol
same lol
this comment isnt funny but its gets like bc its verified
That’s funny but sheesh that hurts
UA-cam sure wants us to watch, “Anything” And we will watch “Anything “ .
😂😂😂😂
Even the weird things even the really really weird things😏
I'll watch anything that is under a minute.... Huh... Kinda like TikTok. But ☆₊* *better* *₊☆
I made you have ✨①Ⓚ ⓁⒾⓀⒺⓈ✨
@@dakprescott7656 _ok stop right there..._