Guy Flicks Cactus Stem From One Leg to Another - 981795

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  • Опубліковано 25 вер 2024
  • This guy had his dad help him after he got a jumping cactus stem stuck on his leg. Unfortunately, after his dad flicked the stem off his leg with a stick, it immediately attached itself to his other ankle.
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  • @cassandraa
    @cassandraa 3 роки тому +46270

    “C’mon dad”
    I hear the sheer disappointment and pain in his voice

  • @TerraBlo
    @TerraBlo 3 роки тому +11089

    "C'mon dad"
    Dad : **evil laughter**

  • @nikzen9073
    @nikzen9073 3 роки тому +12644

    Guy with stick: "Get off"
    Cactus: "Sorry Bro, I'll just hop over a seat"

    • @grammarcorrector2570
      @grammarcorrector2570 3 роки тому +17

      No thats his step dad

    • @Lisilous67
      @Lisilous67 3 роки тому +58

      Cactus : “ima just-moves to next leg -“
      Guy with stick : “NO LIKE GET OFF ALL SEATS”

    • @benpoz4730
      @benpoz4730 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @notgordonramsey879
      @notgordonramsey879 3 роки тому +2

      How that many likes in under a day?!

    • @johndallis9901
      @johndallis9901 3 роки тому +5

      “I SAID LEAVE THE PREMISES” 😂

  • @patchythepirate541
    @patchythepirate541 3 роки тому +2373

    Dad: **flicks cactus from one leg to another**
    son: “why are we still here? just to suffer?”

    • @ceazur4985
      @ceazur4985 3 роки тому +6

      to old

    • @beanosmeme8215
      @beanosmeme8215 3 роки тому +5

      I can't feel my legh

    • @WORLDtomsk
      @WORLDtomsk 6 місяців тому +1

      То есть бритые ноги у парня вас не смутили ?😮

    • @SalSanchez-dy6cn
      @SalSanchez-dy6cn 5 місяців тому +1

      Not cause it's cact i

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 5 місяців тому +2

      Because that's funny. 😂😂😂

  • @NOone10293
    @NOone10293 3 роки тому +14050

    Therapist: Why don't you trust your parents?
    My Parents:

  • @kermitthetoad9093
    @kermitthetoad9093 3 роки тому +7393

    His son wasn't mad, he was just disappointed.

  • @daenerystargaryen4185
    @daenerystargaryen4185 3 роки тому +2425

    If the person helping you is holding a camera, prepare for the worst

    • @wonder5685
      @wonder5685 3 роки тому +6

      lol

    • @ssynzo
      @ssynzo 3 роки тому +6

      Yes

    • @MohamedElGoharyy
      @MohamedElGoharyy 3 роки тому +30

      Well actually the person helping isn't holding a camera. The dad is helping and a woman is shooting the video, you can see it in the shadows & also the dad asks "are you videoing it?"

    • @Shibu-069
      @Shibu-069 3 роки тому +3

      @@MohamedElGoharyy but camera is there should it might

    • @lasajnae9626
      @lasajnae9626 3 роки тому

      aight cool

  • @BeardMan01
    @BeardMan01 7 місяців тому +412

    This reminds me of the time I tried to catch a tumbleweed while an entire family watched in bewilderment. Did you know that certain tumbleweed has thorns? Yeah, me neither.

    • @thejoaquindead9515
      @thejoaquindead9515 4 місяці тому +24

      I also heard that they’re heavier than they look

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 3 місяці тому +4

      Reminds me of this story I heard about some kid trying to do a rooftop nutshot video into a bush, but didn't pay attention to the fact that A: it was a rose bush, and B: it had its thorns.

    • @EvilSantaTheTrue
      @EvilSantaTheTrue 9 днів тому

      ​@@adamb89 pls tell me his thingies haven't been.. impaled

    • @adrianwilson5950
      @adrianwilson5950 7 днів тому

      AWWWW! Lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @webbsies8791
    @webbsies8791 3 роки тому +29817

    The cactus: *"Its even funnier the second time!"*

  • @solore7399
    @solore7399 3 роки тому +21865

    This is a certified "mission failed successfully" meme.

  • @pranatidevi1305
    @pranatidevi1305 3 роки тому +18018

    'How to spend time with my son?'
    Google: Do things together that interest him.
    Bing:

    • @jackgarw
      @jackgarw 3 роки тому +114

      Accurate bing sucks

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 3 роки тому +60

      Haha this comment deserves more love, Bing is confused 😂

    • @dusk6159
      @dusk6159 3 роки тому +21

      @@jackgarw And that's a classic too, aside the Internet Explorer shtick already

    • @gonta_mi_bebe3097
      @gonta_mi_bebe3097 3 роки тому +7

      Sorry, i have to ask, who is Bing 😅

    • @squilliamfancyson3552
      @squilliamfancyson3552 3 роки тому +2

      BING??!!!!

  • @arandomguy5272
    @arandomguy5272 3 роки тому +770

    Cactus: “One hop this time.”

    • @kiyoshi7579
      @kiyoshi7579 3 роки тому +16

      underrated comment

    • @penadanielj
      @penadanielj 3 роки тому +24

      Criss cross!

    • @markokojovic1417
      @markokojovic1417 2 роки тому +1

      If yfyfyfdyydyd guufyff dyur ur iyvvyhonubiyvtf vyiuo up pi ipb ugviu out oh igi yi iyv cug i ih iui ih bi jo ou iy iyv hvigu ih jvhchocihv ihc chi hi it tcu

    • @Joshua429
      @Joshua429 5 місяців тому +2

      Under underrated comment

    • @bdafinnest5959
      @bdafinnest5959 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@MudyeNOW DO IT AGAIN

  • @mcm-musclecarmadness7181
    @mcm-musclecarmadness7181 3 роки тому +21578

    Lol “ come on dad” I felt bad for him.

    • @voideyed7692
      @voideyed7692 3 роки тому +265

      Try listen it again but with your eyes close XD

    • @reynacamacho7839
      @reynacamacho7839 3 роки тому +30

      I think it’s a girl

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 роки тому +334

      @@reynacamacho7839 it's a dude, just probably young.

    • @AzSin75
      @AzSin75 3 роки тому +158

      @@reynacamacho7839 its definitely not lmao

    • @assumingtrash6853
      @assumingtrash6853 3 роки тому +47

      @@reynacamacho7839 bruh. The person filming was a girl but the dude with the cactus was clearly a guy.

  • @evanhansensleftarm8479
    @evanhansensleftarm8479 3 роки тому +2839

    *internally crying while his dad laughs hysterically at his suffering*
    hands down best dad ever

    • @abbysutterfield89
      @abbysutterfield89 3 роки тому +12

      I just wanna say I love your name and pfp 🥺

    • @ezersriah1539
      @ezersriah1539 3 роки тому +11

      My dad did the same when I twisted my ankle lmao

    • @urmom-hi7tb
      @urmom-hi7tb 3 роки тому +5

      Pidge pidge pidge pidge pidge pidge pidge

    • @urmom-hi7tb
      @urmom-hi7tb 3 роки тому +3

      I have that same picture in my zoom class

    • @darkwolf5185
      @darkwolf5185 3 роки тому +4

      My dad did the same when I got a fishing hook in my finger and he holds up a bait worm and says "We just need this to worm it out"

  • @phoenixtventertainment1155
    @phoenixtventertainment1155 3 роки тому +234

    just closing my eyes while watching and then hearing “come on dad” I’m dead 💀

    • @matthieuweiss1221
      @matthieuweiss1221 5 місяців тому +8

      You made the video 100x better, thank you

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx 4 місяці тому +4

      LMFAOOOOOOOO

    • @rocafella142
      @rocafella142 4 місяці тому +3

      Lmao!!! This video is hilarious with eyes closed

    • @psychxx7146
      @psychxx7146 4 місяці тому +4

      « That hurt »

    • @kailey2cool
      @kailey2cool 4 місяці тому

      “come on dad” ….? sorry? that’s a normal thing to say

  • @abhaydxyt6282
    @abhaydxyt6282 3 роки тому +15320

    Imagine if he flicked it back into the same leg again..

  • @marrac7
    @marrac7 3 роки тому +8870

    Cactus : we’re best friends now.

  • @contract4922
    @contract4922 3 роки тому +6659

    The cactus: “Prepare for trouble”
    Also the cactus: “And make it double”

    • @CjWimpyFan
      @CjWimpyFan 3 роки тому +143

      And to put the cactus into annihilation

    • @imcarlosjr4898
      @imcarlosjr4898 3 роки тому +92

      And to bring back memories 🥺

    • @oracle7858
      @oracle7858 3 роки тому +119

      To unite all peoples within our nation

    • @wadiaahsan3180
      @wadiaahsan3180 3 роки тому +115

      @Manas Saxena To extend our reach to the stars above

    • @emilyanimations698
      @emilyanimations698 3 роки тому +86

      jessi james

  • @RCG_comment
    @RCG_comment 6 місяців тому +557

    Normal people:🤨🤨🤨
    Deaf people:😂😂😂
    Blind people:💀💀💀

    • @farrellouisp.7059
      @farrellouisp.7059 5 місяців тому +18

      AYOOO...

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal 5 місяців тому +34

      I don’t wanna be that guy but normal people sounds a little demeaning in this context

    • @TwistedCodex
      @TwistedCodex 5 місяців тому +40

      ​@ninjireal Then just don't be that guy, the impairments aren't being belittled in any way. It's not exactly normal to be missing either neither

    • @reesew71
      @reesew71 5 місяців тому +2

      Normal people can see and hear

    • @RCG_comment
      @RCG_comment 5 місяців тому +3

      @@reesew71 no shit

  • @Oakship166
    @Oakship166 3 роки тому +9351

    Mom with son: "lets go out to eat maybe bring home ice cream!"
    Dad with son:

    • @0XTFSX0
      @0XTFSX0 3 роки тому +48

      Moms dont do that

    • @brandyjohnson738
      @brandyjohnson738 3 роки тому +175

      @@0XTFSX0 that's like the stereotypical mom, the mom everybody wants but probably doesn't get.

    • @pwe...2626
      @pwe...2626 3 роки тому +9

      There's no ice cream to speak of...it's only "can you pick up that for me or you know our neighbors daughter ___?"

    • @nax2337
      @nax2337 3 роки тому +15

      because girls don't have fun relationships with their parents and only boys are le funny and quirky, amirite

    • @pwe...2626
      @pwe...2626 3 роки тому +9

      @@nax2337 nah..sometimes I see my sister and dad having fun together...it's basically on the parent they wants to interact with their child

  • @gphx
    @gphx 3 роки тому +305

    Years ago a friend's mom thought she was peeing into a bush and got a butt full of jumping cholla. She ended up walking to the ranger station with her pants down where they removed it with a hair comb. The spines are barbed and have a sheath that slips off so you need tweezers to complete the job.

    • @YJNori
      @YJNori 3 роки тому +29

      DAMN

    • @SnowAngelAJ
      @SnowAngelAJ 3 роки тому +3

      lol 😂

    • @JonasC22
      @JonasC22 6 місяців тому +21

      and i bet they still joke about it to this day

    • @lucy9698
      @lucy9698 6 місяців тому +29

      This is why you never pee in the bushes of a desert 😶

    • @OpticHamster69
      @OpticHamster69 4 місяці тому

      ​@lucy9698 or just be weary of where you go to the bathroom lol

  • @Drifter-cw1bv
    @Drifter-cw1bv 3 роки тому +22002

    Kid: “C’mon Dad, that hurt”
    Dad: laughs like a Hyena

  • @theejen420
    @theejen420 3 роки тому +7971

    Cactus : **sticks to a leg**
    Cactus : **removed from leg**
    Cactus : *Hey wanna see me do it again?*

  • @rxinfalls6098
    @rxinfalls6098 3 роки тому +2206

    Cactus be like: *"If I'm going down, you're coming with me."*

  • @karolinazawadzka2331
    @karolinazawadzka2331 3 роки тому +52

    the cactus be like:
    "i will fucking do it again"

  • @James-tm6ku
    @James-tm6ku 3 роки тому +3675

    This guy: GET OFF MY LEG!!
    The cactus: falling off was never an option.

  • @TsuZakiYa
    @TsuZakiYa 3 роки тому +2982

    The Cactus: "I'll fucking do it again."

  • @dominique2911
    @dominique2911 3 роки тому +3177

    The cactus: "We're gonna be together forever..."
    *flicks the cactus on to the other leg*
    The cactus: *"FOREVER!"*

  • @Dh_ya
    @Dh_ya 3 роки тому +87

    Let's just imagine what it really feels like to be him

  • @Vailskibum
    @Vailskibum 3 роки тому +26273

    Thanks UA-cam

  • @Drifter-cw1bv
    @Drifter-cw1bv 3 роки тому +7640

    “Get off!”
    “Oh sorry you want to sit here, *let me just
    scooch over,”*
    “What- no!”

  • @Saavokken
    @Saavokken 3 роки тому +3790

    guy: GET OFF OF MY LEFT LEG
    cactus: *_poor choice of words._*

    • @ruwan395
      @ruwan395 3 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @venomousaj284
      @venomousaj284 3 роки тому

      XD

    • @aloysiusvo318
      @aloysiusvo318 3 роки тому +3

      Not funny, nobody would say that. Milked it too hard for a joke

    • @aa01blue38
      @aa01blue38 3 роки тому +34

      @@aloysiusvo318 I can't seem to find who tf asked

    • @iNCO42
      @iNCO42 3 роки тому +6

      Cactus: *Guess I'll move on to the Right*

  • @aurora8749
    @aurora8749 3 роки тому +19

    True story: one time I was taking the train home from work. There was a couple of drunk natives just having casual conversations for the whole ten minutes I had been on the bus, then out of nowhere the woman grabs the mans hand, holds it in the air and says, "What the fuck did you do to yourself?...you been smokin' that geeeeeeeee?" I look and cactus needles are covering his entire hand. I couldn't contain my laughter for the rest of the bus ride.

  • @touche995
    @touche995 3 роки тому +4705

    Blind people: “wait, I think I’m on the wrong site... I’ll stay though...”

    • @nonchalantdee
      @nonchalantdee 3 роки тому +145

      Noooo💀💀💀

    • @dani.phantm
      @dani.phantm 3 роки тому +205

      "come on, Dad"

    • @cheesegizzler14
      @cheesegizzler14 3 роки тому +211

      moan
      oo
      moan
      aaaa
      *fap noise*
      HAHAH
      come on *dad*
      moan
      moan
      *fap noise*
      moan
      that hurt *dad*

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 3 роки тому +90

      I don't get it explain
      Edit: oh that's sick

    • @nonchalantdee
      @nonchalantdee 3 роки тому +15

      @@raspberrycrowns9494 yup

  • @breadbrad2271
    @breadbrad2271 3 роки тому +4244

    Cactus leaving on left leg: "adios"
    *Goes to the right leg* : "bonjour"

    • @himaririku5289
      @himaririku5289 3 роки тому +72

      bone jaw

    • @iseeyou6985
      @iseeyou6985 3 роки тому +71

      A dio
      "YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A CACTUS, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!"

    • @Polyglot_English
      @Polyglot_English 3 роки тому +1

      Determinism is Freedom 🤙

    • @pws3rd170
      @pws3rd170 3 роки тому +11

      Aloha in Hawaiian is hello and goodbye, do with this fun fact as you wish

    • @S6261
      @S6261 3 роки тому +2

      @@pws3rd170 went from Star Wars videos to this, now I hear Obi-Wan saying "Aloha there" 🤣

  • @azfaryazid5206
    @azfaryazid5206 3 роки тому +2530

    "Hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet"

    • @mrsnippsmc
      @mrsnippsmc 3 роки тому +14

      I literally just watched that video and then this popped up in my recommended.

    • @ChristianPoole27
      @ChristianPoole27 3 роки тому +9

      Yep. It's crazy how this just pops up when just watching it on Daily Dose of Internet

    • @alinek2289
      @alinek2289 3 роки тому +3

      I didnt even watch ddoi, this was in my recommendation alone

    • @Aden068
      @Aden068 3 роки тому +1

      @@mrsnippsmc SAME

    • @KaiValencia21
      @KaiValencia21 3 роки тому

      @@mrsnippsmc me 2

  • @ulpinight5665
    @ulpinight5665 4 місяці тому +4

    Normal people: 🤣
    Deaf people: 😂
    Blind people: ☠️

  • @elizabeth3506
    @elizabeth3506 3 роки тому +1533

    “C’mon dad...”
    the disappointment and plea in his voice has me dying-
    thank you, UA-cam recommendations

  • @punkaj
    @punkaj 3 роки тому +3330

    You should add "use headphones" warning in the title. You almost had me dead. My dad is still looking at me suspiciously.

    • @Farhan_049
      @Farhan_049 3 роки тому +30

      5 more likes to get the sacred number. Good luck!👍🏻

    • @punkaj
      @punkaj 3 роки тому +8

      @@Farhan_049 😂😂😂

    • @Farhan_049
      @Farhan_049 3 роки тому +22

      I see that you have surpassed the sacred number.🤔

    • @shashlik7959
      @shashlik7959 3 роки тому +48

      My parents don't speak English I can watch anything

    • @Sakshi-gr6eo
      @Sakshi-gr6eo 3 роки тому +14

      😂😂the video just got a whole new meaning

  • @turkey730
    @turkey730 3 роки тому +12700

    Cactus was like: Alright ima go over here lol.

  • @Kaneki_KenX_X
    @Kaneki_KenX_X 9 місяців тому +6

    "ahhh"
    "getting more in"
    every blind person understood different

  • @Jack.A.C
    @Jack.A.C 3 роки тому +2557

    14 million people: *Well then, I wonder what this could be about*

  • @AlexPriceMusician
    @AlexPriceMusician 3 роки тому +6207

    UA-cam algorithm: "This guy will literally watch anything."

    • @mahiplayz8132
      @mahiplayz8132 3 роки тому +14

      😂😂

    • @mahiplayz8132
      @mahiplayz8132 3 роки тому +12

      Exactly 😅😂

    • @yulhenderson2267
      @yulhenderson2267 3 роки тому +17

      Stfu about the algorithm

    • @left6466
      @left6466 3 роки тому +30

      People's humor: "They will literally laughed their ass off from an over used joke that had been going on for a year now"

    • @MasterQueef3762
      @MasterQueef3762 3 роки тому +10

      @@yulhenderson2267 THANK YOU, someone finally said it

  • @Sagario
    @Sagario 3 роки тому +25635

    I've never seen such pain before

    • @bottle3378
      @bottle3378 3 роки тому +163

      I've never seen someone verified with 4 likes

    • @mistertwisterbee
      @mistertwisterbee 3 роки тому +82

      @@bottle3378 this comment was too recent

    • @Enkaizu
      @Enkaizu 3 роки тому +13

      W

    • @Enkaizu
      @Enkaizu 3 роки тому +11

      H

    • @Enkaizu
      @Enkaizu 3 роки тому +9

      A

  • @soggynuts8731
    @soggynuts8731 3 роки тому +2695

    the absolute pain and suffering in his voice when he says "C'mon dad"

  • @FrosstKatt
    @FrosstKatt 4 місяці тому +3

    don't watch this video with your eyes closed

  • @OrdinaryCritic
    @OrdinaryCritic 3 роки тому +3153

    Dad thinking: How did this cactus get here?
    Me: The algorithm sent it there.

  • @Matt-il3su
    @Matt-il3su 5 років тому +118837

    Close your eyes and listen to this 😂💀

  • @nicolaberry9550
    @nicolaberry9550 3 роки тому +5798

    “Get off!”
    “Oh sorry you want to sit here, *let me just scooch over,”*
    “What- _no!_ “

    • @AmanRaj-sg8nb
      @AmanRaj-sg8nb 3 роки тому +3

      Plss support me 🙏❤

    • @corysmith1029
      @corysmith1029 3 роки тому +2

      lol thats FUNNY

    • @PirkozCNF618
      @PirkozCNF618 3 роки тому +8

      shut the up

    • @troy954
      @troy954 3 роки тому +10

      @@PirkozCNF618 shut the up

    • @kyna6600
      @kyna6600 3 роки тому +14

      @@PirkozCNF618 yeah you heard them shut the up

  • @robertcampbell8027
    @robertcampbell8027 9 місяців тому +84

    The cactus variety is called Cholla (pronounced choy’-ya). They are beautiful and appear almost delicate. They are quite common in the Arizona desert where I first encountered them with much the same result. It is often referred to as a Jumping Cholla.

    • @fbejohanunknown9237
      @fbejohanunknown9237 5 місяців тому

      most people just say jumping cactus here

    • @brinjoness3386
      @brinjoness3386 4 місяці тому +1

      Is that like a seed or flower pod that falls off the cactus?

    • @robertcampbell8027
      @robertcampbell8027 4 місяці тому

      @@brinjoness3386 I just checked Wikipedia about your good question. The page for Cholla cactus actually bears the scientific name for the plant. Within that, I found a similar looking Teddy Bear cactus variety. That page mentions the reproductive process. The answer seems to be yes, if I understood it correctly. There is also a linked reference to Jumping Chollas.

    • @brinjoness3386
      @brinjoness3386 4 місяці тому

      @@robertcampbell8027 cheers mate. It looked like a good method for transporting the seeds around. Stuck on someone's leg (unfortunately) or blown in the wind. Cool video made better with the kids commentary

  • @randomguywithmobilegamingv948
    @randomguywithmobilegamingv948 3 роки тому +7297

    cactus being flicked around
    33.5M People: *”Divine”*

  • @gemma723
    @gemma723 3 роки тому +2998

    Imagine if the dad flung the cactus stem to his own leg-

  • @colgatetoothpaste920
    @colgatetoothpaste920 3 роки тому +19293

    "You ready?"
    "Look at how tight it is"
    "Ahhhh"
    "Gettin more in"
    "Ahhhh"
    "Come on dad, that hurts"

  • @ceasormayhem101
    @ceasormayhem101 3 роки тому +5

    This is the definition of "adding insult to injury"

  • @yeonjuniijr.4417
    @yeonjuniijr.4417 3 роки тому +4437

    The cactus was like:
    *slide to the left...slide to the right CrIsScRoSs*

  • @salmabitar7088
    @salmabitar7088 3 роки тому +8569

    Everyone’s laughing until the cactus flicks to his dads leg we would be dying of laughter then!

    • @Juhuuu
      @Juhuuu 3 роки тому +181

      We'd be dying of laughter until the cactus jumps through the screen to our legs. The cactus would be the only one laughing then.

    • @a.vaishnavi-c2a538
      @a.vaishnavi-c2a538 3 роки тому +15

      @@Juhuuu lmao

    • @garcias2039
      @garcias2039 3 роки тому +27

      @@Juhuuu what happens if it jumps to our eyes

    • @Juhuuu
      @Juhuuu 3 роки тому +25

      @@garcias2039 B L I N D

    • @beastralian
      @beastralian 3 роки тому +15

      @@Juhuuu what if it jumps onto our-

  • @noahelliott790
    @noahelliott790 3 роки тому +97

    2+ years old: ✅
    Under 1 minute: ✅
    Not from Tiktok: ✅
    Funny: ✅
    Dad is Evil: ✅

    • @zaytaz9331
      @zaytaz9331 3 роки тому +5

      Dad is evil...?

    • @RedTail1-1
      @RedTail1-1 6 місяців тому

      What kind of moronic ages 12 and under comment is this?

    • @nonai7897
      @nonai7897 6 місяців тому

      You forgot: Title matches video

  • @el737.
    @el737. 3 роки тому +2268

    Google: Remove the cactus stem *carefully* with a hair comb.
    *Bing:*

    • @preyxhunter9821
      @preyxhunter9821 3 роки тому +70

      Bing: grab it with your hand, and swiftly throw it at his face. :)

    • @skyler5324
      @skyler5324 3 роки тому +9

      LMAOAOAO

    • @princessofyuri
      @princessofyuri 3 роки тому +7

      @@preyxhunter9821 LMAO

    • @unknownxx5855
      @unknownxx5855 3 роки тому +6

      Firefox: wait for it to grow and take it off and throw it to everyone

    • @iwanmustafa27
      @iwanmustafa27 3 роки тому +1

      That is how covid spreads

  • @SheNeverCared
    @SheNeverCared 3 роки тому +47474

    C'mon Dad! LOL

    • @okj258
      @okj258 3 роки тому +176

      LMAO THIS COMMENT BLEW UP AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I WAS 1ST TO COMMENT-

    • @PC81101
      @PC81101 3 роки тому +232

      Cactus:WeEEeEeE

    • @Itsdomlol
      @Itsdomlol 3 роки тому +28

      Lol

    • @Itsdomlol
      @Itsdomlol 3 роки тому +28

      Weeeeeeee

    • @mr.animator8693
      @mr.animator8693 3 роки тому +32

      Why sad vibes tho

  • @exct7899
    @exct7899 3 роки тому +1123

    how to get off a cactus:
    1. sticks
    2. *mission failed, successfully.*

    • @mrspifff
      @mrspifff 3 роки тому +4

      The real question is who would get on a cactus?
      /j

    • @leonardorosado9247
      @leonardorosado9247 3 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @bunnymint3n
      @bunnymint3n 3 роки тому +1

      Mission failed we’ll get em next time

  • @darknite5956
    @darknite5956 3 роки тому +55

    But if u close your eyes…
    It’s like nothing changed at all

    • @SGtornixMTA
      @SGtornixMTA 5 місяців тому +4

      no, jf you close your eyes it's actually quite disturbing

  • @magicLamp123
    @magicLamp123 3 роки тому +7266

    Flicks cactus from one leg to another
    Son: dad that hurts
    Dad : *EVIL LAUGH*

    • @skull4174
      @skull4174 3 роки тому +47

      Its like he did it on porpuse

    • @gabiloganimations8566
      @gabiloganimations8566 3 роки тому +47

      It was his plan to gain views on Facebook

    • @SukritiMehta21
      @SukritiMehta21 3 роки тому +9

      Hi army

    • @MG007.
      @MG007. 3 роки тому +20

      That was a dad laugh.
      More precisely a "I got this! Oh wait my bad but it's funny." dad laugh😆

    • @magicLamp123
      @magicLamp123 3 роки тому

      @@SukritiMehta21 hi

  • @KevinTalbotTV
    @KevinTalbotTV 3 роки тому +6440

    cmon dad!! 😂😂😂

    • @huskycashewdrums6171
      @huskycashewdrums6171 3 роки тому +16

      I didn’t expect to see you here!

    • @uhohstinky8948
      @uhohstinky8948 3 роки тому +13

      P
      A
      I
      N

    • @OmegaOG3
      @OmegaOG3 3 роки тому +5

      wow, you're here too?

    • @leelanddurham6607
      @leelanddurham6607 3 роки тому +6

      Literally just got done with your video and came over here and here you are😂

    • @technospes
      @technospes 3 роки тому +1

      The youngest Indian esports Player in India = Techno space Gaming ( i do LIVE Streams ). Plays on Low end device .😭
      But still no support🥺😢 even after playing well in T1 , T2 , T3 tiers customs ..
      Pls guys i need some support..👍🥺.

  • @generalflight
    @generalflight 3 роки тому +6598

    It was cactus’s leg day

  • @Ne-ul1od
    @Ne-ul1od 2 роки тому +14

    I watch this again and again when I feel bad emotions, especially melancholy. This video always makes me laugh. Thanks.

  • @ruzahel6287
    @ruzahel6287 3 роки тому +24336

    Typical dad, laughing at their kid’s misfortune lol
    Edit: eh nice, 25K likes is a new record for me. Also I am amused and equally confused regarding the comments.

    • @OrdinaryCritic
      @OrdinaryCritic 3 роки тому +119

      I know, right? Kid should sue dad for child abuse.

    • @Cherry-uq9dg
      @Cherry-uq9dg 3 роки тому +753

      @@OrdinaryCritic please tell me this is a joke

    • @OrdinaryCritic
      @OrdinaryCritic 3 роки тому +33

      @@Cherry-uq9dg, if this happens in real life, can it be referred to as a “joke”?

    • @Cherry-uq9dg
      @Cherry-uq9dg 3 роки тому +476

      @@OrdinaryCritic I didn't ask any real life bs i just asked if you were joking or not

    • @touche995
      @touche995 3 роки тому +125

      OrdinaryCritic ...

  • @RyunosukeNaruhodo
    @RyunosukeNaruhodo 3 роки тому +935

    "C'mon, dad"
    Dad: Lmao, cactus on the leg

  • @user-sz7xi8gb4k
    @user-sz7xi8gb4k 3 роки тому +4949

    Imagine if it got stuck to him again as they were leaving

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 3 роки тому

      What would you do then baby boy cry?

    • @brandistew6430
      @brandistew6430 3 роки тому +57

      @@livetochange974 why do have to say that

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 3 роки тому +4

      @@brandistew6430 I'm evil thats why

    • @peachaboo6180
      @peachaboo6180 3 роки тому +33

      @@livetochange974 That wasn't even evil that was just confusing lmao.

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 3 роки тому

      @@peachaboo6180 oh it seems I didnt play my role well and was too soft on you people...wont happen again

  • @Intrafacial86
    @Intrafacial86 3 роки тому +5486

    Cactus be like:
    “The floor is lava.”

  • @paninihead9894
    @paninihead9894 8 місяців тому +3

    Deaf people: 😊😊
    Blind people: 💀💀

  • @princek1eran429
    @princek1eran429 3 роки тому +3700

    UA-cam: "They'll watch anything at this point."
    Yes, yes I will

    • @azahel542
      @azahel542 3 роки тому +38

      Those "less than 2minutes videos" are like when you see some really cheap junk you don't need and go like, why not? It's so cheap!

    • @allisonjohn6389
      @allisonjohn6389 3 роки тому +22

      @@azahel542 lol the "less than 2minutes videos" always have the funniest comments tho

    • @Narvalo_Lastar
      @Narvalo_Lastar 3 роки тому +4

      this joke is overused

    • @ashira5918
      @ashira5918 3 роки тому +2

      Found a wild bokuto simp
      (I think plsdon'tkillmeh)

    • @yangsinful
      @yangsinful 3 роки тому +1

      @@Narvalo_Lastar like my life

  • @kurapiika2668
    @kurapiika2668 3 роки тому +1555

    Plot twist: His leg has metal inside and the cactus was a magnet.

    • @Riyan_027
      @Riyan_027 3 роки тому +8

      Bruh

    • @kugaththeplaguefather6332
      @kugaththeplaguefather6332 3 роки тому +7

      thats what it looked like when it transferred ngl

    • @Kae.the.Selkie
      @Kae.the.Selkie 3 роки тому +2

      Its jumping cactus. :)

    • @masonp.6255
      @masonp.6255 3 роки тому +3

      I dont understand how this is funny tho? The plot twist part makes it super dry and cringe 😐

    • @johnwickinyt3017
      @johnwickinyt3017 3 роки тому +6

      you could say he had iron in his blood

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 3 роки тому +449

    Cactus: “I’ve had plenty of fun on this leg. Time to try the other one!”

  • @BikeIcy69
    @BikeIcy69 3 роки тому +45

    Much better if you watch with your eyes closed

  • @radianzero
    @radianzero 3 роки тому +11654

    Dad: *Flicks Cactus from one leg to another*
    "Mission failed successfully."

  • @dinadina_tnss4901
    @dinadina_tnss4901 3 роки тому +700

    This cactus be like: "side to side"

    • @pranavprakasan5319
      @pranavprakasan5319 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @AshrZ
      @AshrZ 3 роки тому +18

      @@pranavprakasan5319
      slide to the right
      slide to the left
      *_CRISS CROSS_*

    • @kenyafang7395
      @kenyafang7395 3 роки тому +7

      @ARose The Panda
      Heads up
      , you hear a sound, turn around and loook up
      Total shock fills your body
      Oh, no, it's you again
      I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes
      , eyes-eye-eyes

    • @shoooon
      @shoooon 3 роки тому +6

      @@kenyafang7395 Cause, baby, tonight
      The creeper's tryna steal all our stuff again
      'Cause, baby, tonight
      You grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again (Bolt again-gain)

    • @tomelgato5128
      @tomelgato5128 3 роки тому +2

      CUZ BABY TONITGH

  • @aashi_1657
    @aashi_1657 3 роки тому +3203

    Damn, my legs hurt while watching it

    • @amberskerry6143
      @amberskerry6143 3 роки тому +56

      Then camera mans leg to his other leg back to his sons in a cycle

    • @justalie3140
      @justalie3140 3 роки тому +13

      @꧁ YJDP JOHN ꧂ oh jeez

    • @Costeop
      @Costeop 3 роки тому +12

      @꧁ YJDP JOHN ꧂ holy shit

    • @josephjeon804
      @josephjeon804 3 роки тому +7

      @꧁ YJDP JOHN ꧂ ...

    • @jhilmilgil4512
      @jhilmilgil4512 3 роки тому +5

      and now its their turn to laugh at him🤡

  • @xxthxforkillxx
    @xxthxforkillxx 3 роки тому +8056

    Dad: "Let me remove that thing"
    Cactus: "Let me introduce myself.... Twice!"

    • @Tortoisaurus
      @Tortoisaurus 3 роки тому +74

      Everybody gangsta till the cactus flicks to his dad's leg after introducing himself twice

    • @dude_1234
      @dude_1234 3 роки тому +23

      Get ready for trouble!1!1 and make it double😐...

    • @saraw17962
      @saraw17962 3 роки тому +3

      XDDD

    • @Leyhkeze
      @Leyhkeze 3 роки тому

      Now the other way around

    • @jonathanm4596
      @jonathanm4596 3 роки тому +4

      Cactus said to the left leg
      "Good Evening"

  • @TeamMINE_
    @TeamMINE_ 5 місяців тому +2

    Deaf people: 😢
    Blind people: 💀
    Normal people: 😮

  • @wellhelltherefellwhuman4637
    @wellhelltherefellwhuman4637 3 роки тому +3553

    *“What are you doing step-cactus?”*

  • @YurreeZy
    @YurreeZy 3 роки тому +2670

    The dissapointment of the son's voice while saying "C'MON DAD!" made me crack

    • @danilau2379
      @danilau2379 3 роки тому +7

      Did it turn you into crack

    • @YurreeZy
      @YurreeZy 3 роки тому +3

      @@danilau2379 probably lmao

    • @sylvanavandergaag7216
      @sylvanavandergaag7216 3 роки тому +1

      Tfbkucd,pojn79

    • @jawin911
      @jawin911 3 роки тому +10

      That sounds so wrong...
      CMON DAD its stuck in me...
      Please pull it out...

    • @Psychosisx14
      @Psychosisx14 3 роки тому

      come in dad is what i heard

  • @MySliceofLifeAnimation
    @MySliceofLifeAnimation 3 роки тому +5687

    Plot twist: His dad was intentionally being a prick.

  • @WasatchHandicrafts
    @WasatchHandicrafts 6 місяців тому +3

    You could hear the honest disappointment in that “Come on, Dad”

  • @anthonystefanelli5097
    @anthonystefanelli5097 3 роки тому +2767

    Cactus be like,
    “The floor is lava”

    • @rio-dv1bx
      @rio-dv1bx 3 роки тому +17

      435 likes, and no comments.
      ......
      ......
      -_-

    • @xxmessixx
      @xxmessixx 3 роки тому +6

      I was going to say 4th but I remembered that I have dignity

    • @6ukey
      @6ukey 3 роки тому +4

      @@xxmessixx I was gonna reply but than I changed my mind

    • @arxiyaa
      @arxiyaa 3 роки тому

      @Tyler Lloyd I was planning to tell you what 'xD' meant but I realized that even I didn't know what it meant.

    • @arishaahmed3239
      @arishaahmed3239 3 роки тому +1

      I was wondering why I m the 8th reply

  • @IceCream-qq1pu
    @IceCream-qq1pu 3 роки тому +1317

    "But *DONT* get clingy"
    -Creepy Uncle Lester

  • @chrisrichards3598
    @chrisrichards3598 3 роки тому +14381

    Kid: "C'mon Dad, that hurt"
    Dad: laughs like a Hyena
    Edit: Yes, I realize someone copied my comment. Not sure what they get from it though...

    • @CrossingRover
      @CrossingRover 3 роки тому +262

      As a dad, I gotta admit I'd be laughing my ass off too.

    • @SherinFunmes
      @SherinFunmes 3 роки тому +64

      sinister laughter activate

    • @girlbye4522
      @girlbye4522 3 роки тому +37

      That's exactly how I'm laughing rn😂🤣😭

    • @deebo1186
      @deebo1186 3 роки тому +3

      Why so mean though

    • @diastleu274
      @diastleu274 3 роки тому +31

      Sounds like an incest porn

  • @nathanhearn8914
    @nathanhearn8914 9 місяців тому +5

    As someone who grew up in Arizona. All I can do is laugh at this!😂 they’re called jumping cacti for a reason.

  • @Redd0w
    @Redd0w 3 роки тому +1241

    Cactus: “You’ll have to try harder than that to get rid on me!”

  • @ritamghosh6646
    @ritamghosh6646 3 роки тому +1257

    Guy: get off...
    Cactus: lemme just change the seats

    • @harshjain1
      @harshjain1 3 роки тому +9

      It must be feeling uncomfortable back there

    • @ndrewm
      @ndrewm 3 роки тому +3

      you literally copied someone elses joke, but this time its unfunny
      good job

    • @phantomjosh2148
      @phantomjosh2148 3 роки тому

      @@ndrewm ikr lol

    • @tradaviuswilliams4525
      @tradaviuswilliams4525 3 роки тому

      I made onek

    • @ritamghosh6646
      @ritamghosh6646 3 роки тому

      @@tradaviuswilliams4525 thanks..
      Give me ur address...
      I wanna send an Oscar : )

  • @wottle-b335
    @wottle-b335 3 роки тому +4541

    “You’re getting more in”
    “Ughhh”
    “Come on dad”
    “That hurt”

  • @averagetf2enjoyer72
    @averagetf2enjoyer72 2 роки тому +2

    I listened to the top comment and listened with my eyes closed. My volume was very high and I was beside my mom. Meet me at my funeral.
    Edit: I showed her the video. My funeral was cancelled

  • @justsomerandomguybeingawee1834
    @justsomerandomguybeingawee1834 3 роки тому +2201

    That cactus was just feeling lonely so he didn't wanna leave him.After all the desert is mostly a deserted area

  • @mattis15
    @mattis15 3 роки тому +1903

    "Get off!"
    "Understandable, have a great day"

    • @caesars_top_guy
      @caesars_top_guy 3 роки тому +7

      Lul i fucking love that meme, it's so simple yet so funny

    • @kezicss
      @kezicss 3 роки тому +2

      @@caesars_top_guy It's terrible

    • @caesars_top_guy
      @caesars_top_guy 3 роки тому +3

      @@kezicss ah yes because what you said is definitely a fact and not like a personal unpopular opinion or anything.

    • @kezicss
      @kezicss 3 роки тому

      @@caesars_top_guy Ok but stop liking your own comments.

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 3 роки тому +2

      @@kezicss They aren’t. It’s me who is doing that.

  • @ahem6323
    @ahem6323 3 роки тому +670

    This dude has the cleanest legs ever bro

    • @Pyxles
      @Pyxles 3 роки тому +11

      Like a girl

    • @mcdrizzlej6573
      @mcdrizzlej6573 3 роки тому +98

      @@Pyxles, Its been proved. Only girls have clean legs.

    • @anthony_depaz
      @anthony_depaz 3 роки тому +31

      Maybe because it's a kid lol

    • @Coco-bl8zg
      @Coco-bl8zg 3 роки тому +7

      I doubt he is older than 13. That is probably why. Hasn't grown hair yet.

    • @duhduh14
      @duhduh14 3 роки тому +2

      sus

  • @chadpunte1731
    @chadpunte1731 9 місяців тому +1

    took a dog hiking, didn't think nothing of it until we got back to the truck and he was COVERED in cactus. spent like 10 minutes removing them while he sat there as patiently as this kid.

  • @maxmaiden4861
    @maxmaiden4861 3 роки тому +1570

    Guy: "Get off my leg!"
    Cactus: "No, I don't think i will"

  • @unknownici
    @unknownici 3 роки тому +11451

    blind people be like: sweet home alabama

  • @melodyfast1676
    @melodyfast1676 3 роки тому +2

    Listen to this with your eyes closed

  • @whatshallwedonext
    @whatshallwedonext 3 роки тому +12226

    I found this way funnier than I should have LMAO!

  • @warriorravel265
    @warriorravel265 3 роки тому +1846

    UA-cam sure wants us to watch, “Anything” And we will watch “Anything “ .

    • @dakprescott7656
      @dakprescott7656 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dakprescott7656
      @dakprescott7656 3 роки тому +6

      Even the weird things even the really really weird things😏

    • @rigure
      @rigure 3 роки тому +4

      I'll watch anything that is under a minute.... Huh... Kinda like TikTok. But ☆₊* *better* *₊☆

    • @hi.3538
      @hi.3538 3 роки тому +2

      I made you have ✨①Ⓚ ⓁⒾⓀⒺⓈ✨

    • @walterwhite4699
      @walterwhite4699 3 роки тому +1

      @@dakprescott7656 _ok stop right there..._