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  • @chefschmixer
    @chefschmixer 3 місяці тому +1870

    Jo and Jacob using time travel to try and make Shyguy win and accidentally making Master DK win is the type of greed they warn you about in the movies

    • @yomireal7570
      @yomireal7570 3 місяці тому +242

      The only timeline where they were able to make shy guy win being the one where Jacob puts DK CLOSER to the star was an insane plot twist

    • @altermike3197
      @altermike3197 3 місяці тому +73

      There was no timeline where they won, Master DK and Easy Shy Guy were training three years for this

    • @ThePi314Man
      @ThePi314Man 3 місяці тому +22

      I was legit screaming at the screen for them to both just buy a star last turn without resetting it. DK wouldn't have won if they just did that.

    • @mariotheundying
      @mariotheundying 3 місяці тому +67

      @@ThePi314Man The goal was to make Shy Guy win 1st place

    • @leakysteve5613
      @leakysteve5613 3 місяці тому +17

      Icarus complex moment

  • @soggy_bozo9052
    @soggy_bozo9052 3 місяці тому +488

    7:03 nonlinear storytelling

  • @yeah8767
    @yeah8767 3 місяці тому +258

    what a beautiful tale about the hubris of thinking that nigh omnipotent power grants you control over your fate

    • @Ka_chi1
      @Ka_chi1 3 місяці тому +2

      Literally diavolo from jojo

  • @Nubcakelmfao
    @Nubcakelmfao 3 місяці тому +647

    I cannot describe how much I've missed Mario Party on this channel. Perfect podcast vibes

    • @altermike3197
      @altermike3197 3 місяці тому +29

      Altrive isn't here in-person, but definitely here in spirit
      I felt his presence whenever 21 or 9 + 10 was on screen

    • @bomberbosses
      @bomberbosses 3 місяці тому +10

      @@altermike3197 i pretended dash was donkey kong

    • @Tonjit41
      @Tonjit41 3 місяці тому

      i resubbed due to mario party.

  • @acmorris
    @acmorris 3 місяці тому +766

    The merch popup foreshadowing the very video its in is hard

  • @kylepantoja-KP
    @kylepantoja-KP 3 місяці тому +197

    One episode into the new Mario party and we already have branching timelines and WR speedruns. This channel truly is platinum

  • @ninjathis3009
    @ninjathis3009 3 місяці тому +154

    1:44:31 That stupid little picture of Luigi looks so dang silly, like he's a little plush toy being sold as merch with an eyes-glazed, fuzzy look wtf

    • @joshford256
      @joshford256 3 місяці тому +12

      It reminds me of Mario RPG!

    • @bandawin18
      @bandawin18 3 місяці тому +2

      That's how all the jamboree buddies look, it's so funny to me for that exact reason

  • @zebteched
    @zebteched 3 місяці тому +907

    Bowser sure does say fuck yeah

    • @MagicSwordKing
      @MagicSwordKing 3 місяці тому +22

      fuck yeah he does

    • @cryochick9044
      @cryochick9044 3 місяці тому +8

      I heard a slur>.>

    • @papaelf420
      @papaelf420 3 місяці тому +23

      @@cryochick9044 I heard green needle

    • @poiri
      @poiri 3 місяці тому +15

      @@papaelf420I heard white and gold

    • @codenamec.a.t2480
      @codenamec.a.t2480 3 місяці тому +3

      @@poiriI heard kiki

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 3 місяці тому +423

    0:25 GRRR? WE HAVE A GRRR STICKER? we're so back, plussies

  • @tophatgeo
    @tophatgeo 3 місяці тому +201

    I love how this began as a fun wacky party episode with a stupidly good DK and a lovable silly Shy Guy before ending in some deep time-travel shenanigans. Usual day on Alpharad Platinum.

    • @bomberbosses
      @bomberbosses 3 місяці тому +1

      it’s like a regular show episode

  • @draconis17
    @draconis17 3 місяці тому +43

    44:10 DK clearly knows where the flags offscreen are, that minigame is so unfair for humans lol

  • @franklinchadsworth6651
    @franklinchadsworth6651 3 місяці тому +630

    Ngl I thought they were gonna bait us and play superstars or some shit

    • @beeftips1628
      @beeftips1628 3 місяці тому +94

      Nah this is platinum, man, completely different. That would be a gold thing to do

    • @TotalyNotTony
      @TotalyNotTony 3 місяці тому +93

      ​@@beeftips1628that would be a Deluxe thing to do, gold doesn't have enough games for that

    • @phibby8966
      @phibby8966 3 місяці тому +13

      honestly im down to watch any mario party

    • @stilldamaged3945
      @stilldamaged3945 3 місяці тому +4

      The real play would be mystery dungeon again.

  • @shadyhusky1437
    @shadyhusky1437 3 місяці тому +80

    0:35 you dont need to level to get the unlockable characters, they are hidden somewhere on the map from the hot air balloon, unlockable from the beginning, have fun searching!

  • @ACEepic
    @ACEepic 3 місяці тому +138

    video started out as just another wholesome mario party vid and ended with the plot of rezero, truly peak

  • @starwarslover015
    @starwarslover015 3 місяці тому +46

    Them "reseting the timeline" Leading to doom feels like Final Destination or something

  • @jaredtheastralartist2510
    @jaredtheastralartist2510 3 місяці тому +66

    I really love what they did with the Ally system. Special abilities are unique for different circumstances, and because each one of them are random, it adds a little bit of an element of surprise to it, making people strategize on the fly. They’re also double edged swords in a way because they double positive and negative effects on the board, and they can be taken from. The Ally mini games are also really fun.

  • @spazisspaz6074
    @spazisspaz6074 3 місяці тому +19

    1:23:02 "I wish there wasn't a timer and it just kept getting faster"
    Bro just reinvented Piano Tiles, lol

  • @Gamemaster13000
    @Gamemaster13000 3 місяці тому +76

    "Colin didn't have enough money, lil bro brokey".......do you guys not.....pay Colin?

    • @lars5381
      @lars5381 3 місяці тому +40

      He's paid in exposure so it's fine he gets paid enough

  • @lucinamain6861
    @lucinamain6861 3 місяці тому +41

    Master DK is like Thanos. He wins in every timeline except for one.

  • @TheTitaniumSamurott
    @TheTitaniumSamurott 3 місяці тому +288

    WE ARE SO BACK!!!!!!!!

  • @stickham_
    @stickham_ 3 місяці тому +23

    45:16 "That's my 13th reason why right there"
    *Rolls a 13*

  • @bzzt629
    @bzzt629 3 місяці тому +25

    I spent the majority of this video creating a story in my head of the yellow Shy Guys and the Goombas in the background. So much drama was happening between them. Now I am going to go write a fic about.

    • @onebear6504
      @onebear6504 3 місяці тому

      💯💯💯💯💯💯

    • @onebear6504
      @onebear6504 3 місяці тому +4

      Fr, am curious what you did with the shy guy whose stamp sheet was thrown to the fountain

    • @jasonwalker4003
      @jasonwalker4003 2 місяці тому +1

      I wish I still had your whimsy. genuinely.

  • @throwawaydetective9080
    @throwawaydetective9080 3 місяці тому +417

    Hear me out. You’ve done Master DK, Master Daisy, and Easy ShyGuy. It’s time for:
    Normal Ninji

    • @shrilleth
      @shrilleth 3 місяці тому +27

      I really hope my UA-cam isn't glitched and the rest of the comment is actually just empty

    • @madmoblin
      @madmoblin 3 місяці тому +4

      This needs traction

    • @ollieolii8137
      @ollieolii8137 3 місяці тому +7

      The alliteration is there, but the fire isn’t, I fear

    • @retrorebootmusic
      @retrorebootmusic 3 місяці тому +10

      ​@ollieolii8137 they can call him Normie Ninji I guess

    • @lylelylecrocodile2538
      @lylelylecrocodile2538 3 місяці тому

      @@shrilleth so was it empty or not?

  • @BananaWasTaken
    @BananaWasTaken 3 місяці тому +25

    1:20:50
    End of Act One.
    Act Two begins

    • @1gnit3d
      @1gnit3d 3 місяці тому +1

      the fact that instantly, right then and there, the game was decided, like it was destiny, is so funny

  • @eastonfields
    @eastonfields 3 місяці тому +23

    At 36:10 yall are talking about it not having the spaces to star, but it's in the top left, I don't know how yall missed it

    • @eastonfields
      @eastonfields 3 місяці тому +16

      At 37:00 yes I did already prep my comment, now gimme the extended paper mario thousand year door video

  • @Pax-con
    @Pax-con 3 місяці тому +37

    We live in the good timeline where little bro won, parse the Stars!
    (We do not talk about the dark timeline.)

  • @flgygax4640
    @flgygax4640 3 місяці тому +41

    The end of this video feels like a Steins;Gate/Re:Zero episode

  • @bulkypigeon
    @bulkypigeon 3 місяці тому +174

    “FUCK YEAH!” -Bowser

  • @cogbait
    @cogbait 3 місяці тому +104

    Opening the video with “FUCK YEAH” is a hit

  • @squiddu
    @squiddu 3 місяці тому +23

    Joy-Cons have such clicky buttons with so small travel distance that if you learn to vibrate your finger on top of a button, you can mash like crazy

    • @justed8771
      @justed8771 3 місяці тому +4

      Joycon jitterclicking

    • @squiddu
      @squiddu 3 місяці тому +9

      ​@@justed8771 my family continues to be confused and dazed at how fast I mash jitterclicking

    • @justed8771
      @justed8771 3 місяці тому +4

      @@squiddu i used to play a lot of Minecraft pvp so o got really good at jitterclicking and other fast clicking method so sometimes I just click fast when I'm bored in class or something and my friends are all shocked it's funny

  • @silviagray4244
    @silviagray4244 3 місяці тому +17

    54:35 100% starless stamps super mario party jamboree

    • @ThePureSynergist
      @ThePureSynergist 3 місяці тому +1

      It’ll never be beat. Put it in the history books.

  • @ODISeth
    @ODISeth 3 місяці тому +71

    Thank you for the shirt 7:03

  • @bomberbosses
    @bomberbosses 3 місяці тому +23

    easy shy guy is the scariest cpu because it’s the greatest humiliation to lose to him

  • @Imirui
    @Imirui 3 місяці тому +17

    You don’t unlock the characters in this game by leveling the battle pass, they’re on islands in the mode select
    Pauline is relatively close on a beach island, and Ninji is on a distant pair of islands.

  • @catinabox924
    @catinabox924 3 місяці тому +86

    0:02 joe speaks

    • @iseegreen5297
      @iseegreen5297 3 місяці тому +25

      2:27:13 joel finally breaths his last line

    • @ender1570_
      @ender1570_ 3 місяці тому +7

      No

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 3 місяці тому +12

    18:08 4/20! GIVE IT UP FOR 4/20!

  • @namegoeshere12
    @namegoeshere12 3 місяці тому +58

    finally, the sequel to "NEW MARIO PARTY"

  • @justmonika3333
    @justmonika3333 3 місяці тому +70

    I was fully expecting an OG Super Mario Party video

  • @VanadiumVoxel
    @VanadiumVoxel 3 місяці тому +19

    40:10 Sorry but this is the biggest b*tch move I've seen Jacob pull 😂😂

  • @theivoryguy2476
    @theivoryguy2476 3 місяці тому +22

    Jo being the biggest Koopa fan is my favorite thing. Me too, buddy.

  • @throwawaydetective9080
    @throwawaydetective9080 3 місяці тому +16

    TIMELINE MANIPULATION

  • @metallicmedlay
    @metallicmedlay 3 місяці тому +14

    I can't wait to see the story of Master Donkey Kong and Easy Shy Guy, truly a tale of all time

  • @inkyisdreaming
    @inkyisdreaming 3 місяці тому +23

    And when we needed him most… He appeared.
    Master DK.

  • @Dnn57572
    @Dnn57572 3 місяці тому +8

    2:16 the wiggler poster with milk

  • @derpysquid6595
    @derpysquid6595 3 місяці тому +29

    Imagine if there was a mode where each character had their own gimmick in the mini games. Like imagine if peach had a float, dk could punch/shove any mini game, koopa can go into his shell (can’t decide between I frames or letting him spin out of control) Luigi can jump higher, yoshi can jump further, Mario stuns people longer when jumping on them, Monty mole can dig holes, WARIO just steals coins from people. You see the potential

    • @TotalyNotTony
      @TotalyNotTony 3 місяці тому +8

      Mario Party x Wario Ware Get It Together

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 3 місяці тому +10

    Shy Guy as the 1 in a 1v3: Throw me to the wolfs and I'm fucking dead.

  • @flamingscar5263
    @flamingscar5263 3 місяці тому +13

    Master DK is the logical evolution of hard DK, the next step is Hard Master DK

    • @Hapsasa
      @Hapsasa 2 місяці тому +1

      And the final stage is "Harder, Master DK"

  • @altermike3197
    @altermike3197 3 місяці тому +13

    This episode is a hit
    I genuinely love your Mario Party videos, unironically the most entertaining Mario Party content; a close second is Sidequest, but nobody does it like Alpharad Platinum
    I did miss Altrive in this one, the cold war with Master DK was awesome; but still, because of this video, it only made me wanna get this game even more
    {Edit}
    I will also send the Koopa hi sticker to Jo if nobody else has

  • @MesmerizerMikuuuu
    @MesmerizerMikuuuu 3 місяці тому +11

    8:18 ooo a reference to DS!!! My favorite and only Mario Party :)

  • @karelpgbr
    @karelpgbr 3 місяці тому +3

    I love this! This is such a good vibe, proper podcast type of moment!
    Also, I need to know if there’s stickers, so I can finally update my pf pic (which was Toad’s thumbs up from the previous Mario Party)
    EDIT: 4:07 STICKERS, YIPPEE

  • @bamf57
    @bamf57 3 місяці тому +16

    "f*** yeah" is the new "HIT!"

  • @Bimbus225
    @Bimbus225 3 місяці тому +14

    “That would’ve been my 13th reason why”
    *rolls a 13*

  • @tomjackal5708
    @tomjackal5708 3 місяці тому +8

    the buddy minigames last so long omg holy shit
    i looked at the timer and expected it to be almost over and there was still a minute left 💀

  • @peaceful7610
    @peaceful7610 3 місяці тому +15

    Ending of this video is the result of steins;gate

    • @peaceful7610
      @peaceful7610 3 місяці тому +7

      NAH NO WAY JO MADE THE SAME REFERENCE

  • @TrueCrouton
    @TrueCrouton 3 місяці тому +6

    Hot Cross Blocks has instilled a rage in me that no other Mario Party minigame has ever managed to instill in me. Very cool game, 10/10.

  • @Jaemisu
    @Jaemisu 2 місяці тому

    2:10:30 is one of the greatest moments in cinematic history, the buildup throughout the whole video, time travelling to change the timeline, what goes around comes around, and the inevitable becomes reality

  • @joshford256
    @joshford256 3 місяці тому +10

    Somehow this episode turned into Undertale

    • @frozenflame1723
      @frozenflame1723 3 місяці тому +2

      Basically became the Shy Sans Guy Jamboree pacifist speedrun

  • @AdanFS
    @AdanFS 3 місяці тому +4

    11:40 With no Collaboration between the team of 3 (random inputs for everyone) the solo player has about a 60% chance of winning

    • @onebear6504
      @onebear6504 3 місяці тому

      I guess it looks fair in theory there huh

  • @Imirui
    @Imirui 3 місяці тому +2

    1:23:02 This game can be endless in free play. You can enable an endless mode in free play, 4 other games also have that option.

  • @paulthemailman9915
    @paulthemailman9915 3 місяці тому +6

    I need a compilation of Jacob making Shy Guy little bro noises

  • @chlebi_
    @chlebi_ 3 місяці тому +5

    34:08 some griptape could do the trick, I think there might be some specifically for that type of controller.

  • @JesseJesse1
    @JesseJesse1 3 місяці тому +36

    She party on my mario till I jamboree

    • @Pearl_Blossom
      @Pearl_Blossom 3 місяці тому +2

      [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

  • @Reisen_Inaba
    @Reisen_Inaba 3 місяці тому +3

    12:30 EVERY TIME a round starts I hear Paralyzer, it's driving me insane

  • @AuroraIceFlame
    @AuroraIceFlame 3 місяці тому +3

    This video is very “One often meets his destiny on the path he takes to prevent it”

  • @lightningstorm2100
    @lightningstorm2100 3 місяці тому +4

    God I missed these videos, Alpharad sweating in Mario Party is one of my favorite things on UA-cam

  • @Yamartim
    @Yamartim 3 місяці тому +3

    I like how this is mostly a super chill channel, but give them 30 mins of a new Mario party and they start going insane and fighting each other right away

  • @jacoberlofer6821
    @jacoberlofer6821 3 місяці тому +1

    17:50 “5 rounds with DK evil evil game” was crazy

  • @countnecula3036
    @countnecula3036 3 місяці тому +10

    This is definitely an Alpharad Platinum moment

  • @GardenFlowerz
    @GardenFlowerz 3 місяці тому +7

    In class right now. I was craving the sounds of chaos, thanks Alpha

  • @darvaza5140
    @darvaza5140 3 місяці тому +3

    it feels good seeing a proper series on this channel again

  • @that.guy.1208
    @that.guy.1208 3 місяці тому +2

    The streak of videos is BACK TO ONE BABY! Alpharad platinum is GOING STRONG THIS YEAR!

  • @87bees68
    @87bees68 3 місяці тому +18

    WE’RE BACK! in the wise words of bowser, “fuck yea”

  • @groudonmario
    @groudonmario 3 місяці тому +4

    This Shy Guy is my spirit animal

  • @allieummm
    @allieummm 3 місяці тому +6

    the ally koopa sticker will be a wonderful addition to my laptop

  • @CrowLady0_0
    @CrowLady0_0 3 місяці тому +5

    i was like "wow how is the last turn that long?" then i understood

  • @fansalad8693
    @fansalad8693 2 місяці тому +1

    alpharad plus mario party is my favourite comfort show thanks for bringing this back i hope master dk makes a return

    • @fansalad8693
      @fansalad8693 2 місяці тому

      thanks for bringing him back

    • @arcviper27
      @arcviper27 Місяць тому

      i had this on in the background while building furniture

  • @_sorbetunderscore
    @_sorbetunderscore 3 місяці тому +1

    24:40 “hi jo”
    Jacob Alpharius 2024

  • @FordFemboy150
    @FordFemboy150 3 місяці тому

    1:09:20 btw, shyguy flapped the thingy once and then let his ball fall. Every. Single. Time.
    What a legend.

  • @jacobottesen1949
    @jacobottesen1949 3 місяці тому +2

    I am so ready for all the mario party content

  • @Ka_muu
    @Ka_muu 3 місяці тому +1

    For the minigame with the hammer where Peach had to hide each time, there's a 40% chance that the team of 3 wins according to the binomial distribution.
    However, the team of 3 can swing it in their favor by stacking all of their votes on the same spot, which is good because it's all or nothing. You either get 0 or 3 hits. The fact that 1 or 2 hits doesn't matter and would mean Peach still wins the game is why you want to go all or nothing like that. Using that strategy, the team has a winning chance of 58% instead.
    Surprisingly well designed game since regardless everybody gets to participate trying to carry the team, one person could theoretically hit all 3 times and be the sole person to make the team win.

  • @Imirui
    @Imirui 3 місяці тому +8

    3:03 This shy guy render is from mario party 9 and they didn’t even use the one in the same pose from this game
    Koopa’s and DK’s is from super mario party
    Peach’s is the only one made for this game
    Shy Guy’s is so out of place because it’s 12 years old.

  • @beniyasha_higurashi
    @beniyasha_higurashi 3 місяці тому +22

    This is truly the Mario Party™ video of all time. Welcome back, Hard DK and Jo getting to play as Koopa Troopa

  • @TotalyNotTony
    @TotalyNotTony 3 місяці тому +8

    I love the variety of mario enemies in the minigames for this one, you've got flurries and anttroopers and grrolls, it's great

  • @Buphido
    @Buphido 3 місяці тому +1

    I loved the part where Hard DK went "I am inevitable" and Jacob responded "I‘m Jacob Alpharad"

  • @Wewerefunny
    @Wewerefunny 3 місяці тому +1

    The real prime timeline is where Jacob sees his turn 18 line; Buy a custom die at the shop turn 18, custom a 10 on turn 19 to land on the super store and buy the glove so on turn 20 he can give another star to little bro (and roll at least a 4 to steal from DK with Boo)

  • @autumn7
    @autumn7 3 місяці тому +1

    this feels like zero escape virtue's last reward when you go back in time to change your choices in the ambidex game to get different outcomes

  • @leodotlol
    @leodotlol 3 місяці тому +3

    been surviving off of the superstars videos lately , i'm so very excited for a new mario party series

  • @TRUEDARKBOSS
    @TRUEDARKBOSS 3 місяці тому +2

    Rewriting history to help shyguy get a star is crazy

  • @JackMedi775
    @JackMedi775 3 місяці тому +1

    Can’t wait to see the rest of the maps! Your old Mario party videos are so good and this game looks great too!

  • @darkminerj
    @darkminerj 3 місяці тому +2

    For clarification as a viewer who started in gold era i thought the daily upload was the norm and had no clue this wasnt supposed to be daily

    • @shrilleth
      @shrilleth 3 місяці тому +2

      daily uploads were so far from the norm lol. that's why gold was so crazy, nobody thought they would make it.

  • @butter_0021
    @butter_0021 3 місяці тому +5

    We still have not played the same game twice this year.

  • @derpysquid6595
    @derpysquid6595 3 місяці тому +3

    did you guys notice that they didnt speed up the escalator? they really stretching this out for ad space. never change alpharad platnium

  • @IceHeartAlpha
    @IceHeartAlpha 2 місяці тому

    love the switch mentality
    from “silly win” to “help lil bro shyguy” as soon it became a possibility 😂

  • @zenzero4899
    @zenzero4899 3 місяці тому +4

    30:10 I found it for you Colin

    • @joshford256
      @joshford256 3 місяці тому +3

      Don't know if you're joking or not, but Alpharad explicitly told Jo like three times that he was editing this video instead of Colin

    • @cakerealreal
      @cakerealreal 3 місяці тому +1

      @@joshford256 no dont blame jacob, colin is trying his best :)

  • @jiggypoof8967
    @jiggypoof8967 3 місяці тому +4

    koopa ally shirt will be real October 17 2024

  • @Graph06
    @Graph06 3 місяці тому +2

    0:06 bowser doin the mr beast pose

  • @phitowns
    @phitowns 3 місяці тому +2

    I love that donkey Kong still has retractable teeth

  • @nuzzlx
    @nuzzlx 3 місяці тому +1

    ive waited so long for the Mario Party vids to come back. Welcome back Alpharad Deluxe

  • @Raciepie
    @Raciepie 3 місяці тому

    27:44 “he could have kicked it too..” hahahhahahahha😊

  • @BananHippi
    @BananHippi 3 місяці тому +2

    Imagine playing a baby game like Mario Party on release, but taking 20 years to play the classic Phantom Dust for Xbox and PC.