New Mario Party is already ruining friendships
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- Опубліковано 10 гру 2024
- all things considered, our mindsets are improving
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Alpharad Platinum is...
➤ Jacob Alpharad
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➤ Jo "JoSniffy" Sniffy
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➤ dotColin
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➤ Ellie (egg)
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Misogyny, gaslighting, friend-on-friend Mario Party violence, so this really is a Mario Party game
gaslighting? what gaslighting? you're crazy bro.
@@reagansido5823 What I, no but the, I the oh no bandwagon effect, no you're so right everyone who thought there was gaslighting was so wrong
there is no gaslighting in Ba Sin Mario
why did colin do all those things??
Gaslighting isn’t real it’s only gaslighting when you’re lying to me
Alpha's dice rolls: 4, 1, 8, 3, 5, 10, (2,9,5), (4,2), 4(+5), 5, 4, 4, 3, 5, 10, (1,4), 2, 6, 3, (1,5)
25 dice blocks hit, with a total of 110. If you don't count the cursed dice on turn 19, the total is 107 with 24 dice blocks, for an average of 3.96. There is a 4% chance of getting this unlucky. However, only 5 of the 24 hits were a 6 or higher, which has a 0.33% chance of happening.
Denied
mad respect einstein 🙏
to be fair, 4% really isn't too unlikely, this is only exceptional because it's jacob. An average roll of about 1 below the EV with a sample size of 24/25 is pretty standard
the results screen says he moved 115 spaces 2:18:47
@@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868anything below 5% is generally considered statistically significant. It's interesting to actually see a situation where we run into a type 1 error. (Pardon me, I'm a stats tutor 😅)
Every time i look at the comments of these videos it feels like a big field full of like 100 people all scattered around the field and if you walk up to one of the people they will either talk about the field in question or babble seemingly incomprehensible gibberish. and i think that's a beautiful sight.
By the gods, there are dragons attacking, you need to get out of the field
Babba gabbla babbla
deebgle boopel dillybo apog kfsmbs wtk kdgaag
whatever
Grrr
i like when they plug the patreon cause if there's one thing this channel needed, it was microtransactions
Yeah, everytime Jo mentions it as a punchline I just feel like the joke had a paywall.
gonna go get my mums credit card!! :)
Ellie's train sound is actually pretty cool it does sound like a locomotive.
Also, don't know if they come up with the idea in the video, but me need a t-shirt with spike saying Ellie's "oh yea :)"
I tabbed out of my nuzlocke out of disbelief. It's genuinely weird how realistic it sounds.
i'd like a shirt that says "time to wiggle :)"
She js like me fr
I instantly pictured the train from Spirit Tracks strolling through the plains hearing that sound, like a cute miniature toy locomotive.
I THOUGHT SHE BLEW ONE OF THE TRAIN WHISTLES THAT WAS ACTUALLY HER ??
Colin independently coming up with and entirely buying into the over-charge playground rumor is one of the littlest bro moments
Timestamps of BEST MOMENTS:
0:00 Video Starts here
0:27 Leaf Transition
2:19:30 Video Ends here
I loved when it ended
Lol
1:09:45 Video is halfway done here
Dude thats not best moments. thats clearly just where the video ends and starts. There is no possible way you could've viewed the entire video at this point in time. Downvoted for false information.
@@noahtaylor1721 That's a good one! I cant believe I missed it.
At 1:44:11 you can see Jacob (Alpharad) shoot into the hoop and the ball disappears, this has irreparable impact on the rest game and causes him to lose everything
1:41:11 not 44, but yeah, that random ball disappearing costs him the minigame
holy shit lmao this game rly hates him
hey yeah wtf was that
@@ash_sunday and yet he STILL won 😭
Super Mario Party Jamboree: 👍
Misogyny: 👎
Disagree
Misogyny on the other hand: 👍
to quote a friend, "Shut up, they're both awesome"
when?
You can hear collin getting older
after all, he IS almost 13
@@floppy9532 double digits!
It actually is so crazy to watch little bro grow up
I sometimes forget alpharad platinum is like 40 now
5 years old wow!
1:41:09 Jacob's ball fucking despawning making him lose lmfao
Jo on turns 7 and 8 has the energy of the farmer from that one Buddhist proverb where a bunch of good and bad things happen to him and he stays chill about it
1:14:20 None of them picked up on (or at least mentioned) that if Ellie stole just ONE more coin from Jacob, she would have been able to have Daisy steal a star. But Jacob's button mashing is on point.
Honestly Colin being the villain this game was crazy. Frankly I don't think he did anything wrong. Him stealing a star from Ellie was because of random. And then getting mad at Colin for the cursed dice instead of Jo who put the star steal was wild. #ColinDidNothingWrong etc etc
I felt so crazy watching it, all Colin had to do was say it was a random steal to absolve himself #ColinDidNothingWrong #HonestGame
@@Hamster0124 Doesn't stop hurt feelings from being inconvenient.
jo technically having a deadname was a lore drop i did not expect
yeah I was like 🤨 slay? 😊
I support not deadnaming JoSniffy
Where in video
hi jo
damn, that leaf transition always thows me back to the plussy era
… So I’m dyslexic…
@connt1nu3 oh don’t worry about that, the similarities between “plussy” and the word you read it as was 100% intentional.
@@astercat49 oh that actually does make me feel better
Thats a hit
@@connt1nu3I remember one deluxe era video Jacob mentioned that he lost a sponsorship deal because they called their fans “plussies”
I'm so glad Ellie's mic sounds like that because we wouldn't get such guttural noises otherwise
just wanna point out alpharads basketball just disappearing when it shouldve gone in at 1:41:10
Bro, that just poofed outta existence
Crazy how that made him get second, too.
ellie as spike makes so much sense. hes such an egg-shaped fella
(Spoilers) Jacob deciding to steal a star from jo instead of gold piping at the very end was some truly heinous villainy that everyone seemed to ignore
it was the correct play
That’s Mario party
I mean, he asked and Jo said to do it.
YES
THEY HACE FINALLY REPEATED A GAME
THE BIT DIDNT EXIST!!!!!!!
YEY!!!!!
I LOVE REPETITIONS
persona 5 royal still has a chance
@@frayzard persona royal is the new paper mario TTYD
Only seeing it once each 2 years
repetition repetition repetition
they already technically repeated this game since they played the demo in target or whatever
Demos dont count as seen by gold playing wonder demo and then the actual game @@asher3311
With all those low rolls from jacob I was half-expecting the bonus star to be slowpoke. That would have entirely explained why his rolls were bad.
The next thumbnail will be Koopa Troopa holding a Star
No it will be Spike
itll be minecraft steve
Shout out the Three Throw game for completely deleting Alpha's ball at 1:41:10 which would have made him win.
ALPHARAD PURPLE??????
Day 13
Beginning to wonder if the bit is worth it
@@youngsorcerer23Keep going never give up
the bit is always worth it
I will remain steadfast 🫡
A soldier doing their honest work. I salute you 🫡🫡🫡@@youngsorcerer23
Honestly I think Ellie has major Colin energy, but instead of Jacob and Jo bullying her they like her instead
6:38 the one scene from ratatouille where he takes a bite and remembers his childhood
hello alpharad platinum, the youtube player watermark currently displays alpharad gold
please fix this so we no longer have to see this imposter that can never compare to the luxury of platinum
Impostor? Sus amongus?
@@Ssstone3.14dude
@@bingushead3491 impostre vedted
@@Ssstone3.14 self report
@@Platitudinous9000 nk it waz pink (binhus)
I know Jo doesn’t like being called jojo bc of his name but seriously that story was just a jojo protagonist introduction. “(Has name with Jo in it) But all my friends call me jojo”
here before this commenter's shadow ban
1:41:10 Jacob lost because of game design and didn’t even realize. Ball just disappears as it’s going into the hoop.
No fr this is so wild the ball clipped out of bounds but the hoop still registered as full and they didn't get any points
I like how spike flattens when he hits his dice
21:01 everyone watch this on repeat and laugh at alpharad, no one ever let him forget this moment
1:41:11 Jacob's basketball just, disappeared????
28:55 Jo's Bananasoule is resurfacing
LE and Colin in same video?!?!?
New peak.
Real life mad that colin isn’t spike. He’s by far the most lil bro character in all of mario
If only there was a piece of merch that summarized their stance on misogyny, I would buy that!
12:08 43:34 classic dot Colin
1:20:13 the duality of alpharad platinum
14:06 "You're on my hitlist" followed by
"I feel like there's a target on my back" is crazy
Leaf transitions give me joy
1:30:41 i love Ellie so much, so glad shes back💞
12:42 Picking jump the gun frame one was a perfectly set up joke they didn't capitalize on lmao
I'm glad Ellie's back, but it's weird as hell hearing that name at the beginning of videos again, after I came out and chose that as MY name (for unrelated reasons)
28:52 smiling friends core
it was such a VISCERAL scream
I don't know what kind of black magic it takes to have the 3 other players try to screw each other up when you yourself have 2 stars, a waluigi and 2 golden pipes (so essentially a 4 star lead on turn like, 16), to be honest.
How is Alpharad like this. What kind of snake tongue did they speak to make that happen.
But Alpha was so nice :)
30:44 going immediately from "growth mindset" to begging for their lives to Ellie's masterful "nuh uh"
Man Jacob just sweats and then pretends he’s not the sweatiest of the group
He’s so entertaining to watch play Mario Party because you can tell he’s sweating so bad but doesn’t want others to know so he can manipulate them into fighting eachother. I have no idea how he convinced them to not steal from him even though he was objectively winning. It’s frustrating but it’s impressive, makes it easy to root against him
@@trellis2353 na I was rooting for Jo the whole time. Jo got so robbed from an honest victory cause of the gas light god Alpha convinced people to steal from Jo.
Ellie almost got got. She really dodged a bullet.
Edit: 1:34:00 HmMmMmMmmmmmMMMMMMM... I got no beef with Ellie so I'll leave it at that.
When they are mean to dotColin on Alpharad Platinum 😠
42:07 new morning alarm just dropped
Never been so jealous of little guys
@kikiretzorg1467 it's okay you can be a little guy too
i forgot how much i missed this channel being able to play the same game more than once
1:41:11 alpha's ball just disappears before it lands in the golden hoop, leading to him losing that minigame
this was some reality tv level drama
29:35 feminist and trans positive jo dub
I unpaused at 52:26 after having the video paused for several minutes and having forgotten what the context was. What a time to do that
48:26 they did not put the tweet on screen
Lead transition goes insane
Do you mean lead or lead?
@@Ssstone3.14 it is Lead as in “the word Lead”
6 minutes in and Colin is fighting his ghosts. Good episode
im so glad colin and ellie have some interaction
25:46 this isn’t even gaslighting. Colin is just lying to prove his imaginary point.
Edit: Ok, maybe the animation just doesn’t show because he keeps saying he’s charging and nothing happens.
Crazy Colin didnt take Spike. Hes like the biggest lil bro character in the game.
Amazing how we got the lore of Jo's name in this episode
I love how the alpharad gold thing is still is the bottom right
Alpha having to play mediator when he's usually sowing chaos is actually too wild :')
28:12 best part about this is that you can see alpha moving the golf island as if he was playing on jo's game
43:45 Colin’s poppin hot
I love how the normal comedy and meme wholesomeness turns into semi-serious arguments and actual friendship based decisions. This is peak Alpharad Platinum content.
I love Collin friendship arc this episode
I can't believe Alpharad called the Para-Biddybuds at 1:17:58 "Biddybuddies."
Jo was literally Collin targetor than get salty at the end
1:34:16 looks like hitting it at the same time provides a huge boost, kind of like when you ground pound at the same time as other people to wipe the screen.
love how alpha says Jo is evil when alpha is the aizen of mario party
Game recognize game
@@gamingwithyoty7725best way to win is by putting someone else in the hot seat after all.
can confirm that we do love it when you plug the patreon
43:21 it’s crazy that Jo said that because 42 is literally my lucky number. Is this a sign that I need to pledge to the patreon 🤔
Shoutout to the ball that jacob threw in the middle row at 1:41:11 disappearing out of nowhere and costing him the victory
Collin did nothing wrong (idk i wasn’t really paying attention i just heard them getting mad at him)
Can’t wait for the Toadette raid boss that has all the stars from superstars
Day 12 of asking alpharad platinum to play YIIK
I’m yiiking out right now
Vouch
Vouch 2
Yassssss
They should
I.V isn’t out yet though
We need this whole squad playing every board of this game! That would be the best!
Just woke up from a coma, where’s Altrive? He was my reason for living
check Magic the Noah. Altrive shows up in his vids and is as Altrive as ever.
Someone actually played Mario in a Mario Party Game!?
Colin chose for Jacob to win
Wow, the editor really cut this in just the perfect way to make Colin as unsympathetic as possible. Shame on you editor, you shouldn't be joining in on Jacob's bullying
28:46 the fnaf noise is so accurate 😭
This channel is like Oneyplays but if it wasn't carried by one person just cuz of a funny voice and helped make an adult swim show and was actually good content as well.
I also liked the train noise a lot, not even fuckin around with this part of the comment. Like that actually was damn near perfect for coming out of a person. Genuinely impressive
this channel is like oneyplays if it wasnt run by a person who defended drawing cp of a real child
@@illybee3 oh shit I completely forgot about that whole thing 💀 yeah that's definitely a plus as well
it's like oneyplays if it wasn't
@@bandawin18 it really sucks honestly :(
though i only really watched it for ding dong and julian and i stopped watching when they left haha
Based, Oneyplays is mostly slop, Alpharad Platinum is grade A slop
you guys posted this and i forgot you were allowed to play the same videogame twice
i haven’t watched a video on this channel in ages time to go watch minecraft the way home again
Bro Jacob’s a real stoic
I really hope we see somebody choose blue and red spaces double sometime because I wanna see people getting and losing 24 coins on those spaces when they have a jamboree buddy
This reminds me of episode 2 of Mario party jamboree
42:10 *Colin’s terrible attempt at beatboxing* “Time to wiggle 🔊”
new mario party video? that’s a hit.
1:24:16 The trap setup sound sends me, why does it sound like a gun cocking?!
i'm honestly shocked how nice Alpha has been throughout this video. he's a good friend to have!
Thank you Mr Platinum.
Their most toxic video yet?
Jacob's ball despawned *twice*???
“What’s the highest pitch noise you can make” is the most Ellie thing
21:01 hoky cow