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  • Опубліковано 31 лип 2018
  • im on my own entirely different level
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    all men are friends
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  • @wildcard6427
    @wildcard6427 4 роки тому +32881

    “Melanin, no melanin, all men are friends” this is the hero we need in 2020

    • @theodorosthethotsbane6554
      @theodorosthethotsbane6554 4 роки тому +821

      He is secretly a genius and quite possibly a time traveler

    • @cutemissbubbly
      @cutemissbubbly 4 роки тому +769

      Ended racism, a legend

    • @theodorosthethotsbane6554
      @theodorosthethotsbane6554 4 роки тому +209

      @Redlove❤You must be one of those liberals offended by everything. it wasn't racist.

    • @deathbyseatoast8854
      @deathbyseatoast8854 4 роки тому +147

      @Redlove❤
      "It was ignorant or racist since light/white people arent "melaninless" people. They just have less melanin than someone of rich melanin."
      holy shit can you like please fuck off?

    • @xskelux1600
      @xskelux1600 4 роки тому +7

      @@deathbyseatoast8854 No but heres the pass to To Press Start To Play Who Asked

  • @isaiahiiv9954
    @isaiahiiv9954 4 роки тому +9187

    He ended racism with that
    " *melanin no melanin All MEN are FRIENDS* 🤷🏻‍♂️"

  • @gramsay69
    @gramsay69 2 роки тому +2448

    ''Mom, can we watch 8 mile?''
    ''Theres 8 mile at home''
    *8 mile at home:*

    • @hawq2483
      @hawq2483 Рік тому +56

      8 miles in 8 seconds

    • @greendiversities3196
      @greendiversities3196 Рік тому +27

      man this isnt 8 mile this is 8 kilometers

    • @nexus8407
      @nexus8407 Рік тому +15

      this is 8 feet

    • @mizpehyt9879
      @mizpehyt9879 Рік тому +3

      😂😂the kilometer one got me

    • @hurricanes___6982
      @hurricanes___6982 10 місяців тому +3

      @@greendiversities3196this is way funnier than it should be 😂

  • @FJacket
    @FJacket 2 роки тому +2215

    This has “Lyrical spiritual, spherical miracle” energy

    • @OniGG
      @OniGG 2 роки тому +73

      that's politikz you aint slick

    • @SHOW_Films
      @SHOW_Films 2 роки тому +1

      😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @gooddogreallygooddog6157
      @gooddogreallygooddog6157 2 роки тому +11

      Thats the joke bruv

    • @normified
      @normified 2 роки тому +2

      @@gooddogreallygooddog6157 ...

    • @hl6813
      @hl6813 Рік тому +23

      “I’m a lyrical spiritual miracle individual”
      -Francis of the filth, 2014

  • @user-qz4bn2ui5t
    @user-qz4bn2ui5t 4 роки тому +4357

    This wasn’t even in quarantine this was just a normal day.

  • @droplemmy
    @droplemmy 4 роки тому +7678

    he looks like ninja but instead of being hooked on red bull it’s cocaine

    • @ognoobish
      @ognoobish 4 роки тому +86

      I cant unsee it

    • @pyro7257
      @pyro7257 4 роки тому +14

      proud to say im ur 69th like

    • @td5523
      @td5523 4 роки тому +41

      I mean 0:29 sounds just like ninja so....

    • @guyfieri4017
      @guyfieri4017 4 роки тому +5

      HOLY GUACAMOLE WEEWEE I JUST REALIZED HE LOOKS LIKE NINJA

    • @cryoshark1401
      @cryoshark1401 4 роки тому

      I couldn't even understand stand him lol

  • @Kellis313
    @Kellis313 2 роки тому +787

    This man said “Enema, give em’ a enema, enema short minimum” lmao 😭😭

  • @thesci-fibro5835
    @thesci-fibro5835 2 роки тому +4037

    There's beta, there's alpha and there's Sigma, but this guy right here is on a completely different level...
    He's enema

  • @icantbearsed9321
    @icantbearsed9321 4 роки тому +7852

    This is the guy your girl tells you not to worry about.

  • @linoonez
    @linoonez 3 роки тому +7638

    Cinnamon finnamon
    All frimmanon feminine
    All venom and hawk venom is cinnamon
    All fenimine shinemen saul senemen imaimaimena enema give him a enema enema shawt menema melanin no melanin
    All middlemen all metal men all men are friends!

    • @ristonvesotsky953
      @ristonvesotsky953 3 роки тому +305

      thank you for the lyrics

    • @agaga5886
      @agaga5886 3 роки тому +92

      shart minimal*

    • @levithanmcknight2038
      @levithanmcknight2038 3 роки тому +11

      👍💉😘

    • @nukesakuji
      @nukesakuji 3 роки тому +62

      I progressively started laughing and getting weak while trying to rap the lyrics to myself

    • @shelbina08
      @shelbina08 3 роки тому +3

      Thank you sir 🙏🏾!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CrappycrapCrappy
    @CrappycrapCrappy 2 роки тому +294

    I still comeback to this every once in a while. Fucking masterpiece

  • @jae7798
    @jae7798 Рік тому +22

    hes so hot but in a restraining order type of way

  • @jesusbrown9276
    @jesusbrown9276 3 роки тому +3728

    “Melanin, no melanin, all men are friends” that’s some heat right there.

  • @adityakundu3615
    @adityakundu3615 4 роки тому +2692

    "all men are friends"
    and just like that.. World peace was achieved..

  • @ZyZy456
    @ZyZy456 2 роки тому +122

    “Give him a enema”😭

  • @minuano3051
    @minuano3051 2 роки тому +65

    This nigga really exhausted himself doing all those moves. Shit had me ROLLING.

  • @sinfulxiv9607
    @sinfulxiv9607 3 роки тому +12405

    “Yo you heard that new Eminem freestyle!?”
    The freestyle:

    • @porcelina5834
      @porcelina5834 3 роки тому +194

      Feels so much fun to grab a.
      bOOB.

    • @lukekvistian
      @lukekvistian 3 роки тому +154

      @@porcelina5834Nice pot of coffee...
      Be a real shame if it was awfully hot.

    • @earrapist3046
      @earrapist3046 3 роки тому +3

      I dont get it

    • @penjamin1479
      @penjamin1479 3 роки тому +81

      Its fun for me just to grab a
      B O O B
      plus my penus got an atti
      T U D E

    • @AK-rj7zv
      @AK-rj7zv 3 роки тому +27

      @@porcelina5834 unironically funnier than anything em said on revival🤣

  • @trash_bender420
    @trash_bender420 5 років тому +7108

    Casey Frey: All men are friends
    *male friendship level rises to 100%*

    • @spicywater8701
      @spicywater8701 4 роки тому +47

      Tom Souden reporting in 10 months later, male suicide rates have dropped to nearly 0.05 percent, crime has stopped and world hunger has been solved.

    • @sreotortio439
      @sreotortio439 4 роки тому +9

      i couldn't hold myself together when he started dancing. i started crying..i couldn't

    • @GerudoGirl97
      @GerudoGirl97 4 роки тому +10

      @@sreotortio439 The little slide to the side ended me 🤣

    • @sreotortio439
      @sreotortio439 4 роки тому +5

      @@GerudoGirl97 yeah! That's what got me 😃🤣🤣

    • @cg5380
      @cg5380 4 роки тому

      Me and the boys can't raise it anymore

  • @parrotsarecool5177
    @parrotsarecool5177 2 місяці тому +9

    This is what Jack Harlow could've been if he was actually good

  • @ammarharith5512
    @ammarharith5512 Рік тому +20

    Jake Gyllenhaal if he didn't break into Hollywood stardom. 💀

  • @edwinxx9341
    @edwinxx9341 4 роки тому +3424

    when he said “melanin no melanin all men are men all men are men all men are friends” he single handedly ended racism

    • @15241
      @15241 4 роки тому +14

      @@cg5380 ¿Did you know that when you refer to "men" you refer to the whole humanity right? And who cares, is not like women care so much.

    • @cg5380
      @cg5380 4 роки тому +4

      @@15241 no I just remembered a really dumb BuzzFeed video. Sorry I make a lot of references and forget that a lot of people don't know about them.

    • @15241
      @15241 4 роки тому +1

      @@cg5380 It's ok, it is just that I encounter a lot of people like that.

    • @bernardocomassetto
      @bernardocomassetto 3 роки тому

      LMAO

    • @colton8017
      @colton8017 3 роки тому +2

      I smell a stolen comment

  • @Quirks
    @Quirks 6 років тому +5373

    After listening to Eminem one time

  • @theovincent2498
    @theovincent2498 2 роки тому +58

    “We making it out the hood”

  • @Fluxuation
    @Fluxuation Рік тому +34

    I like how he says “fuck me” at the end like he just got all the ladies swooning

  • @eliseesghosts
    @eliseesghosts 4 роки тому +4483

    Me: Mom can I go to the Eminem concert?
    Mom: We have Eminem at home
    Eminem at home:

  • @kaleb101
    @kaleb101 5 років тому +12601

    CINNAMON FINNAMON AW FRINNAMON FEMININE AW VINNAMON HAW VINNAMON CINNAMON AW FEMININE SHINNAMON SAW CINNAMON EMI EMI EMI NEMINA EMINA GIVE EM ANEMINA EMINA SHAR MINEMA MELANIN NO MELANIN OH MENAMIN AW MELAMIN ALL MEN ARE FRIEeᵉeₑends.

  • @1xXxxiLoVeMuSiCxxXx1
    @1xXxxiLoVeMuSiCxxXx1 2 роки тому +43

    0:25 "Enema, give him an enema"

  • @FilthyPigMedia
    @FilthyPigMedia Місяць тому +4

    Tony brought me back to this gem 😂

  • @jdn.s1767
    @jdn.s1767 3 роки тому +4480

    ...

  • @RyanBeard
    @RyanBeard 6 років тому +8421

    Lyrics: cinnamon finnamon all frimmanon feminine all venom and hawk venom is cinnamon all fenimine shinemen saul senemen imaimaimena enema give him a enema enema shawt menema melanin no melanin all metal men all metal men all men are friends!

    • @erisvile9443
      @erisvile9443 6 років тому +486

      Ryan Beard oh my god, when he said give em an enema, I felt that in my colon

    • @juliettebrito2168
      @juliettebrito2168 6 років тому +35

      thank you

    • @sharktheprez
      @sharktheprez 6 років тому +88

      One of those "all metal men" is actually all middle men

    • @faith6255
      @faith6255 6 років тому +6

      you are my hero

    • @veyster
      @veyster 6 років тому +12

      Can’t for get the yuh

  • @reddeadjuju
    @reddeadjuju 2 роки тому +11

    Might be the best video in video history.

  • @blackballs3607
    @blackballs3607 2 роки тому +41

    When he said “enimiphenimashenima” I felt it 😔

  • @darshil2317
    @darshil2317 3 роки тому +4539

    _After getting kicked from marvel, Toby Maguire was never the same_

  • @colton8017
    @colton8017 4 роки тому +1783

    No one:
    His hands:👈👉☝️👆👇✌🤞🖖🤘🤙🖐✋👌👋👍👎✊👊🤛🤜🤚👋🤟👏👐🙌🤲🙏🤝💪💪

    • @ewgross6127
      @ewgross6127 4 роки тому +30

      Damn. What jutsu did he do?

    • @red-zi4ye
      @red-zi4ye 4 роки тому +24

      @@ewgross6127 He did the Eminem jitsu

    • @wanqleo
      @wanqleo 4 роки тому +1

      Where is the fucking 💪💪 at the end. 😑😑

    • @colton8017
      @colton8017 4 роки тому +2

      @@wanqleo there ya go

    • @victorias3218
      @victorias3218 4 роки тому +1

      Colton Jones. 1 day ago edited no one 💋💌💘💝💖❤🧡💛💙💜🤎💔🖤🤍💏😍🤩😘

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 10 місяців тому +4

    Bro has reached a new plane of existence

  • @krucialstyle
    @krucialstyle 4 місяці тому +3

    So we ain’t even gonna talk about how dude put the door peener on the fucking ceiling? Pure chaos

  • @lxxdccvii3740
    @lxxdccvii3740 3 роки тому +4722

    0:33 is the hardest whip to ever exist

    • @carljosepharanez4734
      @carljosepharanez4734 3 роки тому +30

      Lil Mario on the beat

    • @theboko4191
      @theboko4191 3 роки тому +53

      That's not true there's the kid who dislocated his arm by whipping

    • @HighCaLYT
      @HighCaLYT 3 роки тому +6

      @@theboko4191 🤦‍♀️ some kids can't take jokes nowadays

    • @ArrangedNoiseFan
      @ArrangedNoiseFan 3 роки тому +6

      @Papapapalpap this comment is clearly a joke dude, it wasn’t meant to be factual in any way you shitnip, now get off your alt account.

    • @AlexEEZ
      @AlexEEZ 3 роки тому +9

      @@ArrangedNoiseFan damn you went in on him lmao

  • @charity2641
    @charity2641 4 роки тому +1788

    Introverts when they’re in public: *Shy and quiet*
    Introverts when they get home *0:32*

    • @xaesthetictoes4179
      @xaesthetictoes4179 4 роки тому +54

      as an introvert I can confirm this LMAO

    • @FeeIRG
      @FeeIRG 4 роки тому +5

      @@xaesthetictoes4179 your profile looks weirdly familiar

    • @xaesthetictoes4179
      @xaesthetictoes4179 4 роки тому +2

      @@FeeIRG its Albert (flamingo yt channel) :)

    • @medoesstuff9288
      @medoesstuff9288 4 роки тому +20

      Extrovert when they're at home: *quiet and silence*
      Extrovert when they go out in public: 0:32

    • @charity2641
      @charity2641 4 роки тому +4

      Vũ Xuân YOUR A GOD DAMN GENIUS

  • @YourLocalQB
    @YourLocalQB Рік тому +7

    You Bout to make me act up

  • @Ready.Set.Grow.
    @Ready.Set.Grow. Місяць тому +1

    Take this man to 1812 and let him rewrite history.

  •  6 років тому +2940

    *all men are **_friends_*

  • @youneedhelpyoukeepstarring8348
    @youneedhelpyoukeepstarring8348 5 років тому +3478

    My sleep paralysis demon in my bathroom.

  • @jas4131
    @jas4131 2 місяці тому +1

    I needed this throwback first thing when I opened shorts today. ❤

  • @dullydulls4550
    @dullydulls4550 Рік тому +3

    *PASS ME THE AUX I GOTTA BANGER*

  • @dripofu
    @dripofu 6 років тому +5462

    “Are you ready for your rapping lessons?”
    Kendrick gulped.
    Kanye nodded.
    J Cole shuddered.
    Drake blinked nervously.
    “Yes Casey” they said in unison.

    • @shanetheoutlaw7918
      @shanetheoutlaw7918 5 років тому +117

      You have a beautiful mind sir

    • @cja12345
      @cja12345 5 років тому +17

      Well said

    • @nathanielanderson3983
      @nathanielanderson3983 5 років тому +105

      This sounds like the beginning of some rap-oriented fanfic

    • @WACHAD
      @WACHAD 5 років тому +1

      dont think j cole needs lessons but the 3 others need them really fucking badly

    • @nathanielanderson3983
      @nathanielanderson3983 5 років тому +66

      @@WACHAD r/whooosh

  • @thomasalias8492
    @thomasalias8492 5 років тому +5000

    This line probably went over most people's heads but it's actually beautiful. "No melanin, all melanin, all men are friends". It's about racism and how we can all get along despite our difference in skin colors.

    • @themandownstairs4643
      @themandownstairs4643 5 років тому +267

      Tom Foolery you think you went a bit too deep into it?

    • @sisterspoof23
      @sisterspoof23 5 років тому +175

      rap god

    • @youngwolf024
      @youngwolf024 5 років тому +260

      Pussi Gang when a joke flies over your head higher than most planes do

    • @cederelhall
      @cederelhall 5 років тому +115

      what about enema, give him an enema

    • @angelinapedroza2189
      @angelinapedroza2189 5 років тому +11

      @@cederelhall u kno that one part in devilman cryba b-

  • @cristiannicolas5349
    @cristiannicolas5349 2 роки тому +11

    For those wondering: When added all together, the Harry Potter books contain 1,084,170 words.

  • @bbblight4438
    @bbblight4438 Рік тому +1

    Immediatly after watching this I got a sudden strong headache, I can only describe the feeling as what you'd imagine it to feel like if someone somehow remote-installer a virus into your frontal lobe. Unrelated, but I think I should subscribe to this man.

  • @skrimmps3027
    @skrimmps3027 4 роки тому +755

    Me: can we have Eminem, mom?
    Mom: No, we have Eminem at home,
    Eminem at home:

    • @AndreaLopez-jf3zc
      @AndreaLopez-jf3zc 4 роки тому +4

      skrimmps BOY THIS MADE ME WHEEZE

    • @skrimmps3027
      @skrimmps3027 4 роки тому

      @@AndreaLopez-jf3zc ayyyy

    • @SteamierZebra8
      @SteamierZebra8 4 роки тому +2

      @@AndreaLopez-jf3zc I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this but you have asthma.

    • @addibender1563
      @addibender1563 4 роки тому +1

      Pff

    • @skrimmps3027
      @skrimmps3027 4 роки тому +1

      @@SteamierZebra8 **Sr pelo screaming oh no**

  • @lucyhtml
    @lucyhtml 6 років тому +3149

    *_ABSOLUTE BARS._*

  • @banxdabully
    @banxdabully Місяць тому +1

    I love how he Pre-moved his hands like it was winding up the bars 😂 but give him an enema is WILD

  • @LaynieBella
    @LaynieBella 5 місяців тому +2

    Yooko i been looking for this forever finally typed in "Man rapping like Eminem in bathroom"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +3284

    MGK - Rap Devil
    Eminem - Rap God
    This guy - Rap Legend

  • @ustrina4866
    @ustrina4866 3 роки тому +3851

    The neighbors: Yes 911, he's doing it again.

  • @Neo-Kable
    @Neo-Kable 2 роки тому +6

    The bras hanging in the back ground got me 💀

    • @lildooper7755
      @lildooper7755 Рік тому

      Dude was just after getting laid and had to drop post nut freestyle🤣

  • @NediAGamez
    @NediAGamez Рік тому +14

    I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

  • @TukanEsport
    @TukanEsport 5 років тому +3793

    He looks like hairy Ninja

    • @mohmov8846
      @mohmov8846 5 років тому +62

      He looks likes your hairy balls

    • @josephlong5490
      @josephlong5490 5 років тому +24

      He looks nothing like a ninja

    • @travis_redfern6771
      @travis_redfern6771 5 років тому +24

      Joseph Long he honestly has a pretty similar face...it’s kind of undeniable.

    • @cann8009
      @cann8009 5 років тому +4

      Still more mature though

    • @mariasoma8339
      @mariasoma8339 5 років тому

      XD co Ty tj

  • @spicyvro
    @spicyvro 5 років тому +3044

    Literally not one being:
    The new Logic x Eminem song:

  • @heatpenz
    @heatpenz 2 роки тому +2

    he looks like if jake gyllenhaal and robert pattison had a baby and dropped him on his head

  • @trainwreck4689
    @trainwreck4689 7 місяців тому +3

    My brain constantly

  • @Kit-zq3yj
    @Kit-zq3yj 3 роки тому +4973

    I can't believe I couldn't find the lyrics in the comments, but here they are since im rewatching this until i get it perfect:
    [Intro]
    5 bars, 5 bars. 5 seconds
    [Verse]
    Cinnamon finnamon
    All frimmanon feminine
    All venom and hawk venom is cinnamon
    All fenimine shinemen saul senemen imaimaimena enema give him a enema enema shawt menema melanin no melanin
    All middlemen all metal men all men are friends!

    • @thijsmallekote1977
      @thijsmallekote1977 3 роки тому +152

      😂😂😂 whattha fuck

    • @noahsmith43
      @noahsmith43 3 роки тому +118

      Kitty Bomb Ditty underrated comment, Genius need to link you up

    • @Kit-zq3yj
      @Kit-zq3yj 3 роки тому +37

      Noah Smith i got it from genius actually 🙏

    • @Kit-zq3yj
      @Kit-zq3yj 3 роки тому +18

      shidposter i just copy pasted from the genius website bro

    • @RedWirePlatinum
      @RedWirePlatinum 3 роки тому +34

      you forgot the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @amarutrix0
    @amarutrix0 4 роки тому +1426

    Nobody noticin the bra? That means this mans had a gf or he just rocks bras.

    • @misted3871
      @misted3871 4 роки тому +73

      Amarutrix0 well he’s in a bathroom so it could be any family member

    • @jonuhh_
      @jonuhh_ 4 роки тому +189

      @@misted3871 yeah your mom

    • @juniperlynn
      @juniperlynn 4 роки тому +12

      Amarutrix0 or he has a sister or a mom loool

    • @Not.CloudZyy
      @Not.CloudZyy 4 роки тому +63

      Of course he has a girl with those bars

    • @cell2179
      @cell2179 4 роки тому +2

      For sure its the latter

  • @Just_yuubi
    @Just_yuubi 2 роки тому +4

    We all know we've watched this a million times-
    His dance cracks me up everytime-

  • @gerardoleon8318
    @gerardoleon8318 10 місяців тому +4

    "melanin, no melanin, all melanin, all middle men, all men are friends"... oof

  • @whosaprettykitty5076
    @whosaprettykitty5076 5 років тому +410

    When he said, "cinnamon, finnamon"... *_I felt that_*

  • @theDrMerkk
    @theDrMerkk 2 роки тому +2495

    he went to go turn off the camera at the end and then realized he still had more in the tank

    • @Molteniceee
      @Molteniceee 2 роки тому +21

      YEAH LOL

    • @bravetherainbow
      @bravetherainbow 2 роки тому +89

      he got a glimpse of his perfect body in the camera and was overcome with emotion

    • @oghash4912
      @oghash4912 Рік тому +1

      😂😂

    • @bobert8125
      @bobert8125 7 місяців тому

      He seen he was a tank.

  • @JxstWink
    @JxstWink 2 роки тому +1

    "5000 bars, 5 seconds.

  • @New_Gaming_Chair
    @New_Gaming_Chair 21 день тому +1

    Took 4 years, but Eminem finally responded

  • @demoniccoconut5678
    @demoniccoconut5678 5 років тому +1063

    Nobody:....
    Casey: 💪🏽👁👁💪🏽

  • @cinder1885
    @cinder1885 5 років тому +1362

    This is how I picture Eminem stans

    • @lightskinnedlarry728
      @lightskinnedlarry728 5 років тому +43

      You arent far off

    • @thesearethreads1535
      @thesearethreads1535 5 років тому +37

      This is just how I picture eminem

    • @ianblackburn2645
      @ianblackburn2645 5 років тому +11

      No they actually lock there gf in the boots of cars and drive them off cliffs

    • @kayilla6413
      @kayilla6413 5 років тому +3

      accurate as fuck. they praise every single music of his. name him as their number 1 rapper when they haven't listened to other rappers in their life.

    • @brownleaf_o1
      @brownleaf_o1 5 років тому

      @@thesearethreads1535 but u cant picture him

  • @kenziegilmore2073
    @kenziegilmore2073 Місяць тому +1

    This makes me think of “that’s an awfully hot coffee pot” or “airport jabort” so good man!! Starting off with cinnamon is hard g🤭

  • @Kanig94
    @Kanig94 Рік тому +4

    I didn't know the psych ward had cameras installed

  • @lanbowgenni8541
    @lanbowgenni8541 4 роки тому +333

    I can’t imagine being this guys parents and listening to him practice in his room

  • @BoatengAsante
    @BoatengAsante 5 років тому +526

    "All men are friends🤷‍♂️"
    Damn this shit kills me everytime lmaooo

    • @spaisen
      @spaisen 4 роки тому +21

      *No melanin (whites) , all melanin (black)
      All men are friends.* This is the bar.

    • @zacksal2269
      @zacksal2269 4 роки тому +9

      @@spaisen that's actually hard

    • @heavensmith6543
      @heavensmith6543 4 роки тому

      YOOO SAMEEE

  • @the_cone_man1465
    @the_cone_man1465 Рік тому +3

    When the extra flinstone gummy kicks in

  • @kizzj6610
    @kizzj6610 4 роки тому +476

    Love him or hate him, he’s spitting 5 bars in 5 seconds

    • @alitfirdaus3609
      @alitfirdaus3609 4 роки тому +17

      @@JimboTheClown fuckin normie

    • @51UM
      @51UM 4 роки тому +5

      Lemonade your iq isn’t high enough for this

    • @kizzj6610
      @kizzj6610 4 роки тому +1

      Alit Firdaus no cap

    • @kizzj6610
      @kizzj6610 4 роки тому

      Lemonade yes leave

    • @user-wj9si6wu8n
      @user-wj9si6wu8n 4 роки тому +1

      It do be true

  • @mairokindasus8807
    @mairokindasus8807 2 роки тому +6877

    The alternate timeline where Harry didn't get accepted to Hogwarts:

  • @gheran5858
    @gheran5858 2 роки тому +2

    He looks like a drunk mysterio

  • @oqorrwakkxyccplus432
    @oqorrwakkxyccplus432 Рік тому +2

    This is honestly better than most licensed modern day rap music.

  • @Lions_Backyard
    @Lions_Backyard 4 роки тому +665

    When he said “eminememenemanuh” I felt that

  • @lovewhenshe
    @lovewhenshe 6 років тому +624

    A true alpha male showcasing his talents in an attempt to obtain a partner

    • @kadoos
      @kadoos 5 років тому +2

      *and succeed

    • @siapaaku2251
      @siapaaku2251 5 років тому

      what i feel so primitive now because it actually worked 🤨

  • @bryansilva6681
    @bryansilva6681 2 роки тому +4

    When the skies are gray and i've just finished my last hot cheetos i like to turn back to this video to remind me of better times such as my first viewing of this hilarious freestyle spoof.

  • @jamaalpiggue7465
    @jamaalpiggue7465 10 місяців тому +2

    😂😂 bro tweakin. The encore dance had my dying ❤

  • @CarlJohnson-gq8hw
    @CarlJohnson-gq8hw 4 роки тому +468

    This particular individual is expressing himself in an impressive manner

  • @corbin8858
    @corbin8858 3 роки тому +739

    His whole entire hair style changed by the end of it.

  • @seventhuser904
    @seventhuser904 2 роки тому +2

    Her: He's probably thinking about other girls rn
    *Him:*

  • @lbeto1840
    @lbeto1840 2 роки тому +1

    Man just ended racism 😳

  • @xpeter1000
    @xpeter1000 3 роки тому +1769

    "Mom can we have eminem?"
    "there's eminem at home"
    the eminem at home:

  • @1TonTwinTurbineH225RotorCraft
    @1TonTwinTurbineH225RotorCraft 2 роки тому +1

    i see Daniel Radcliffe has been doing well lately

  • @MrEOM41
    @MrEOM41 2 роки тому +1

    When you drink a monster in the morning

  • @spaghetti4896
    @spaghetti4896 5 років тому +302

    I watch this every morning to get pumped for the day

  • @Al-bt9hn
    @Al-bt9hn 4 роки тому +202

    For all of you men's out there that doesn't have a friend...
    Congratulations, you have been promoted.

  • @JadeKitsuneuwu
    @JadeKitsuneuwu Рік тому +1

    me: opens classroom door
    the special Ed kid:

  • @quietrainydays
    @quietrainydays Місяць тому +1

    can’t believe Gen Z’s trying to cancel this legend 😔

  • @philgamer_309
    @philgamer_309 4 роки тому +412

    The first humans when they discovered fire 0:40

  • @youcouldntbemorerightbroia4016
    @youcouldntbemorerightbroia4016 5 років тому +598

    “Give him an enema”
    Impeccable lyrics 🤤

  • @GodVessel
    @GodVessel 7 місяців тому +1

    "Give em an enema" 💀💀💀😭

  • @lukeGGlee
    @lukeGGlee Рік тому +1

    longest 5 seconds of my life

  • @andreingramakadjscrewrip7372
    @andreingramakadjscrewrip7372 3 роки тому +904

    Harry Potter trying to make a living after he's expelled from Hogwarts:

  • @laughingskuls7000
    @laughingskuls7000 3 роки тому +566

    0:01 me in the mirror as a kid after doing 3 pushups

    • @DJFreshJuice
      @DJFreshJuice 3 роки тому +37

      After finally getting 4 pushups 0:41

    • @DajuSar
      @DajuSar 3 роки тому +6

      Me at my 20's after seeing 1 youtube video about lifting

    • @oogabooga6411
      @oogabooga6411 3 роки тому

      fr bro