"I Stardew" - Stardew Valley Parody Song - Brentalfloss
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- Опубліковано 16 вер 2020
- WARNING: STARDEW VALLEY IS DANGEROUSLY ADDICTIVE. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
I wrote this song because I love Stardew Valley... maybe a little too much.
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LYRICS:
SO I’M INTO BREAKIN ROCKS NOW
YEAH, I’M DOWN WITH CHOPPING TREES
I AM NOT THE WOODSY KIND
OR MECHANICALLY INCLINED
BUT TODAY I BUILT A HOUSE!
(STUTTERS) WELL, FOR BEES
FOLKS HAVE CALLED THIS GAME ADDICTIVE
SO I TRIED IT OUT ONE NIGHT
I’VE BEEN PLAYING FOR A WHILE NOW
AND IT TURNS OUT THEY WERE RIGHT
I HAVEN’T SEEN MY BED IN 13 DAYS
BUT I’M PICKIN’ BERRIES
AND I’M MAKIN’ MAYONNAISE
MY CAULIFLOWER FINALLY SPROUTED
AND FOR SOME REASON I GIVE SUCH A SHIT ABOUT IT
PEOPLE MADE A LOT OF HAY ABOUT THIS GAME
BUT NOW I GET IT AND
SWEET LORD I LOVE MAKING HAY!
SO MANY THINGS I NEVER DO,
BUT APPARENTLY, IN LIEU, I STAR DO
I GIVE DIAMONDS TO MY BROS NOW
AND I’M WORKIN’ TOWARD A WIFE
PEOPLE LIKE YA ‘CAUSE OF GIFTS
SO I PASS ‘EM OUT IN SHIFTS
I WISH EVERYBODY LIKED ME-JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
FOUND SOME GOODIES IN THE GARBAGE
FOUND A MOUSE WHO RUNS A SHOP
BUT THE THING WHICH I HAVE NOT FOUND
IS A WAY TO MAKE IT STOP
MY PHONE HAS SIX HUNDRED AND THREE MISSED CALLS
BUT A COWBOY WIZARD GAVE ME DRUGS
AND I TRIPPED BALLS
THE FEET ARE FALLING OFF THE BUNNIES
WHEN I BUY SEEDS I BLOW LIKE
EIGHTEEN THOUSAND MONIES
I’M IN SHAMBLES AND I HAVE NO GOOD EXCUSE
BUT I CLEAR BRAMBLES & I BREW “POTATO JUICE”
ALL THESE SKILLS I DON’T PURSUE,
WELL THEY’RE FIN’LLY COMIN’ TRUE
‘CUZ I STAR DO!
I JUST GOTTA PLAY ONE MORE DAY
GOTTA PLAY ONE MORE DAY
GOTTA PLAY ONE MORE DAY
GOTTA PLAY ONE MORE DAY
ONE MORE DAY-OH, GOTTA POOP,
BUT IT’S ON THE SWITCH
SO WE’RE GOOD!
HOW IS THIS SO MUCH BETTER
THAN “HARVEST MOON”
WHEN IT’S BASICALLY “HARVEST MOON”?
A MUCH BETTER SOUNDTRACK
NO LOAD TIMES, GREAT GOALS
ADOPTION, INCLUSION
AND STREAMLINED CONTROLS
I’D RECOMMEND THIS GAME TO ANYONE, ANYWHERE
JUST AS LONG AS YOU’VE GOT FIFTEEN HUNDRED HOURS YOU COULD SPARE
SO I GUESS THIS IS MY LIFE NOW
AND I’VE JUST STOPPED ASKING WHY
MAYBE IT’LL BE OKAY, WHAT A WAY TO SPEND A DAY
FISH AND FARM AND CHOP AND SHOP AND
CRY AND CRY AND CRY & CRY
THERE’S A TWINKLY LITTLE LIGHT I SEE
MAYBE I SHOULD GO TO BED
I TRIED PLAYING STARDEW VALLEY
AND OH… WAIT… YEAH, I’M DEAD
…WORTH IT. - Ігри
Brent screaming "I GIVE SUCH A SHIT" in pure bewilderment in response to a game he didn't think would be his thing, is perhaps the most relatable thing he's ever done.
Everyone who has played Stardew Valley can relate yo every part of this song. Including dying
It's funnier when you turn on captions
Brent is back!!
Brent is Black.
He never left =P
Brent is back AND Black :D
AYYY
@@Darkinator1000 Ayyy
This is that comment you asked for so UA-cam recommends this to more people.
This is a reply to a requested comment so that the algorithm believes this is a discussion about the video.
And yes, I only found out about this video five days after it came out.
This is a continuation to the fabricated discussion for algorithm purposes
I found this video 5 days after you
This is a continuation of a continuation to keep up the pretense that we are having a serious discussion about the song - which is fantastic btw
More should see the video. Its awesome
My addition to the algorithmic-based discussion...Thanks UA-cam...
So you started playing stardew valley. That explains you not creating these videos in a while.
😆
I kinda even missed the boy for a while, was even a bit annoyed, but after seeing this... Heck, dude's gotta do what dude's gotta Stardew.
It's like me when I started Stardew Valley. I think I missed about 2 years worth of UA-cam Content after my first playthrough xD
Velgar Grim 😂
Seeing him clock 1500 hours makes me feel way better about the fact that I've cracked 3k since a friend made the terrible mistake of buying it for me back in 2016. It just really IS that hard to stop playing; even a version without mods is super satisfying for an absurdly long time.
“I am not the woodsy-kind,
nor mechanically inclined.
But today I BUILT A HOUSE.
... I mean- for bees.”
I was already in love the second I heard that verse.
I...I am so scared to try this game now.
Run while you still can!!!
It will keep you forever!!!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Oh hey good to see you here!
Do it
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
I love the two songs you came back with brent, we really missed you.
Thanks! More are on the way! :)
@@brentalfloss That's the best news I've heard all year! :D
@@kaiiboraka We need good news this year...
*Isreal Peace*
*Brent songs*
Yes, more that please! ^.^
@@brentalfloss please, don't leave us again.
I love your songs since 2009-2010....you're a big influence for my.
Sorry my bad english.
You're the best Brent!
That- That beard growing as the video goes on is a really small detail but I love it
I didn't even notice until I read this, hot damn!
@@hythrain I know, it's really cool once you notice it
HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS?!?!?!
👀HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE?!!!!😱🤯🤪🤣😂😅
"Sweet lord, I love making hay" is one of my favorite out of context lyrics. Totally adding it to a soundboard.
Don’t call it a comeback, he’s been here for years. Jokes aside, it’s always wonderful hear a new song from you! I’m excited to hear more from you.
Me: You mean he's been here this whole time?
Brent: Always have been.
Seriously this game sinks its teeth in deep. The "just one more day" feeling is crazy. The days fly by, and I lose all sense of irl time.
For those of us recovering, we know how real this song is.
I retired from the game for a bit cuz I was too addicted...and now watching this vid I kinda wanna hop on the game again -_-
*scratches neck* Yeah. Just one more day couldn't hurt.
The perfect rhythmic timing of the falling pot at the end is the best. Get that trash to music school!
This feels like a spiritual successor to the Bubble Bobble song.
“Favorite thing: Rockin” I see you out here with the EarthBound references Brent!
"I have not seen my bed in 13 days."
Phantoms: we got em
You assume he doesn't have a Sharpness III Diamond Sword on him at all times
@@Meth0Mothiscool Of course he does, who the heck doesn't?
@@SteelCrustacean ikr
@@i_chortle8375 ah, apologies
wrong game, but funny reference
Oh no, why did you remind me that Stardew Valley exists. I finally kicked my addiction.
Oh no
Rip
This song communicates the feeling of insane giddiness very clearly
That one empty Jif jar that just slides down your arm in synch to the music by accident is just *chef's kiss*
Im coming back a year later having bought stardew and putting 600 hours into it because of you Brent. Thank you so much for introducing me to such a wonderful game
Hey, I'm so glad all the rumors weren't true, and you were just playing Stardew Valley for a year.
brentalfloss on the crapper spoiler/trigger warning
We're good
It's the only reason we're here, let's be honest. We come for the thighs, not the music.
When is he not?
@@bacoguy what music? I couldnt hear over the thicc
Hey you’re back!
So this is where Brent has been for 2 years
A gamer in Stardew Valley,
Played so much his body got smelly.
He wrote a short song,
'bout three minutes long,
Then he sat back in front of his telly.
Incredible limerick.
It's a damn honor to give such a good little piece of wordplay its well earned 69th like
I'm getting strong Bubble Bobble with Lyrics vibes. This is awesome, Floss!
It's sorta hilarious that I just now saw this after playing my first week of Stardew. I'm at 66 hours. I've been playing this game practically non-stop in my free time... and sometimes during work lol
Never played Stardew, but something about this tune is really addicting. Missed ya Brent!
Love it. Thanks for having me put a touch-a-meee on it!
Feels like he has been gone a while...glad to see he is producing new stuff!!
Makes me want to go back to my farm!!
Just like with Bubble Bobble, Brent's inner Texan comes out when he's addicted.
DOn't worry, Brent. Quarantine is the perfect time to get stuck in a Stardew Valley loop.
I can’t believe how happy I am to have this again.
Stardew Valley was the “Animal Crossing New Horizons” before 2020
Lapiziold lol
“My phone has 603 missed calls” I wish I had that many friends that cared that much about me
UA-cam should recommend this to more people.
You're back in the most useful moment in my life, I was literally sad and thank you
Well, THAT explains your absence. I totally understand.
Im glad hes back some of my younger childhood was watching his videos
When he immediately went from adoption inclusion to streamlined controls was really great, heres a nice thing to do for people and heres a quite humorous joke. Nice work brent
And they say animal crossing was the perfect pandemic game.
This popped up in my recommended videos and I was not disappointed! You did an awesome job Brentalfloss!
Yessss perfectly sums up Stardew. Freaking love that game!!!
This reminds me of a simpler time when I was like ten and never played video games but all my favourite content creators talked about NES games, including Brent.
Brent, how I’ve missed you and your work! So glad you’re still here to entertain us! Really love your videos and watch them all the time!
Edit: just wanted to add that this is another masterpiece, thank you for sharing.
I want to die like he did in this video, cowboy hat on and clutching my heart recognizing it is the end with just enough life to justify spending my life gaming
Coming back a month later, I think this may be one of my favorite videos you've ever made next to Ocarina of Time and Duck Tales Moon Theme
This is truly wonderful. It's great to have you back Brent
"I tried playing Stardew Valley" *Turns into Goofy* "Yeah im dead"
This whole song felt like a personal attack and I kinda appreciate that!
I relate to this SO HARD. There's just something so wholesomely addicting about Stardew.
I found this last week and it has firmly planted itself in my brain. So much so that I’ve started yet another new farm on SV. Thank you for the boost!
This is instantly one of my favorite songs of yours, Brent, and I've been listening since 2008!
I missed listening to this mans magnificent singing voice.
SUCH AN ADDICTIVE GAME!! I’ve been purposely staying away for that reason, but this song makes me want to play again! Great work!
The fucking smile on my face seeing this pop up on my feed. Hope the musical is coming along well Brent!
"Yeah I'm dead, worth it."
That killed me so, yeah I'm dead🤣 worth watching this!!
"But it's on the Switch...so we're good!" really got me good. Glad to have some new content from you! You're killing it as always!
My friend sent me this (I have to admit I've never seen one of your videos) and I screamed. I was a Trendo. Thanks for being you
I adore this game, I'm glad you got around to playing it. :)
Dear Brent,
You are a Hero.
And whenever I hear any of the Songs you did your "with Lyrics" -series with, hear you singing xD
Glad you are back with something new.
Can`t blame you for taking a break after that breath of the wild music Nintendo threw at you though xD~ Stay awesome!
Greetings from your fanbase over here in germany~
Ladies and gentlemen, the king is back!!!
Welcome back Brent, you were dearly missed.
Damn first Cybershell and now Brentalfloss, everyone is coming back.
That last line channeled goofy so hard
Wait brent is back . . . used up all your “Use your words” money didn’t you
Listen, Harvey May bring you back afterwards but you still need a shave!
Hahaha SIX-HUN-DRED-AND-THREE missed calls! this was fantastic!
I just started playing this game, and yep, Brent's right. It is so much fun though!
It wasn't until my 313th time watching I noticed his beard gets longer!
Oh my god the commitment!
It's so true. Everything in this song is so true.
I love how he slowly gets more and more farmer haha
this is the best song you ever made in so long DUDE, this song is genius!
My prayers have been answered! Your songs were such a big part of my childhood and seeing you post again with this kind of quality makes my heart soar. Thank you, mr floss.
I love stardew valley and I found this one funny, been a fan for years, nice to see you back, I also really liked your recent video on lyrics, keep making stuff man!
This song is why I missed his songs. Equally catchy and funny.
Missed you, Brent.
I love listening to you love games.
Never in my life have I wanted to cover a song more than when I heard this. PLEASE tell me there will be a Without Lyrics version!
Hi Brent!!!! I’m so glad to see some new songs friend. I know I don’t know you personally, but I’ve listened to your podcast a bit, and I missed your songs. It’s good to hear. ❤️
Been watching Brentafloss since 2011, with his "ZELDA NES Paraody". It puts a smile to my face to see him again.
It's great to see you again Brent.
I'm convinced that the reason he came back is because subconsciously he knew that the world needed him.
I’m not the type of person to follow a crowd, so when everyone was playing Stardew Valley when it first came out and it became popular overnight, it made me skeptical and I kinda avoided it.
It wasn’t until the game got released on the Nintendo Switch and had a multiplayer update that made me decide to go ahead and get it, since a bunch of my friends already had it and I thought it would be nice to play it with other people. Well, let me tell you, I was instantly hooked. While I was unemployed last year, I spent hours upon hours playing Stardew Valley on my Switch. I have multiple save files so I could be married to different people. Heck, I would even play as a male so I could marry a female NPC (Abigail best girl).
As the year went on, my addiction to Stardew Valley grew. All versions of the game got the same updates, so I decided to buy the Xbox and PC versions, while my husband got the physical copy of the game on PS4 that included the soundtrack.
So yeah, I’m in love with Stardew Valley. It’s so much fun and my favorite part is going into the mines to fight monsters and collect materials and resources.
The romance options don't care about your gender. You can absolutely marry Abby as a woman.
@@Tengila It’s just a preference that I have. I know about same gender marriages, which is a nice option for those that want to take advantage of it.
3:26 It was clearly that dastardly JiF that got him in the end
So glad you're back! ❤
Was enjoying it so much I only realized halfway through that I was smiling like an idiot, wonderful song
commenting for the algorithm
*claps*
Nice. Got an old-school Brentalfloss feel. I missed it. Loved it. Hope to hear it again.
I love this! You rock, and so do the 1ups! I too have lost 1500+ hours to that game...
On one hand I love the song, on the other, it reminds me of the fact that my switch died on me recently(as in it won't turn on or charge) so I can't play Stardew Valley :(
Watching this while playing Stardew Valley... I can stop whenever I want!
Brent went from being addicted to bubble bobble to stardew
The floss has returned.
1,500 hours? Those are rookie numbers.
I just bought this game today because of your song! Thanks Brent love from Italy
I'm crying because I love it. It put feelings in me I haven't felt since I've stopped playing it and I'm happy that you loved it brent
Thanks brent now i want to play stardew again
so glad you found this gem. more importantly, so glad youre back and writing! love ya man!
Brent doing frequent uploads lowkey makes me so happy
you are the man floss DRACULAAA I AM BACK U LAAAAA
So happy you're back Brent! We missed you!