Google Reviews: Lakewood Church, Houston, Texas

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  • Опубліковано 17 січ 2025

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  • @jakelack7298
    @jakelack7298 Рік тому +35

    "Attacked by an aggressive deer" hahaha

  • @Kearney1802
    @Kearney1802 Рік тому +57

    "Jesus didnae use email" are truly words to live by

  • @ashwanibhola3766
    @ashwanibhola3766 Рік тому +28

    The deer only became aggressive after being repeatedly denied a personal meeting with Joel.

    • @mr.coolmug3181
      @mr.coolmug3181 Рік тому +1

      I fell off my bike once in a busy road and noon batted an eye-lid either, so I know what that's like.

  • @alanhayes5149
    @alanhayes5149 Рік тому +48

    I ordered a book from this church and it never turned up. I called them and Jesus answered the phone. I was amazed. I told him what had happened and he said look and you will find. What a con!

  • @learyc8077
    @learyc8077 Рік тому +7

    Always a treat when Limmy pulls out a voice from one of his shows ayy. Today was a good day ayy.

  • @CyanMentality
    @CyanMentality Рік тому +7

    "Thus us ah fakin Charch!" floored me haha

  • @helpinyerdasellavon
    @helpinyerdasellavon Рік тому +2

    Bloody hell that's the same man, the "spiritual leader" from the "inspiration cube" 😮. Love how Limmy went straight 'Gies the f***ing lowest rates' for his Church 😂.

  • @Andrew-np4nw
    @Andrew-np4nw Рік тому +1

    A hearty Hosanna to Limmy. Praise Rang!

  • @MM-mt3rx
    @MM-mt3rx Рік тому +2

    “It’s not optional, terribleKlunt” … it was worth staying to the end 😂

  • @bassbytes
    @bassbytes Рік тому +13

    I want to see Charlie’s reviews.

    • @LimmyTwitchClipsPlus
      @LimmyTwitchClipsPlus  Рік тому +6

      ua-cam.com/video/VkejxSP8uAk/v-deo.html can watch full vod here

    • @ModestlyAmazing
      @ModestlyAmazing Рік тому +10

      Imagine teasing us with Charlie's reviews then telling us to go searching through the vod ourselves!

    • @GodlyAtheist
      @GodlyAtheist Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/VkejxSP8uAk/v-deo.html

    • @LimmyTwitchClipsPlus
      @LimmyTwitchClipsPlus  Рік тому +20

      ​@@ModestlyAmazingI can't hold your hand all the time, you need to walk by yourselves sometimes

    • @ModestlyAmazing
      @ModestlyAmazing Рік тому +18

      @@LimmyTwitchClipsPlus I come here because I cannae walk on my own. I'm mentally in a wheelchair mate.

  • @mr.coolmug3181
    @mr.coolmug3181 Рік тому +8

    Church means House of the Lord, so presumably God is somewhere in that building. Maybe he's hiding behind one of those mega-speakers, or maybe he's hiding inside Joel Olsteen's mega-safe, where he keeps his mega-millions.

  • @solarsombrero227
    @solarsombrero227 Рік тому +2

    10:38😂

  • @jimmyfitzpantson
    @jimmyfitzpantson Рік тому +7

    Kanye did Sunday service there

  • @Thisismydesign92
    @Thisismydesign92 10 місяців тому +1

    Imagine Jesus coming back and seeing Mega churches 😂

  • @coulahawke1411
    @coulahawke1411 Рік тому +3

    5:25 This dude definitely took a screenshot of his own review and posted it to r/atheism, super proud of himself

  • @ninjakat4815
    @ninjakat4815 Рік тому +2

    Prayer request = new age indulgences ....ka-ching bring me da money

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico Рік тому +1

    Those reviews were amazing. It wasn't quite Christian enough for them.

  • @Henry_TownshendSH4
    @Henry_TownshendSH4 8 місяців тому

    Limmy should work for an HR department

  • @some-replies
    @some-replies 8 місяців тому

    Jesus needs a stadium

  • @mcsparshatt17
    @mcsparshatt17 Рік тому

    Did he check Damian's other reviews?

  • @Comedy-xo1xp
    @Comedy-xo1xp Рік тому +1

    I always spell "limmy" with a lowercase "l" hoping, to cast him down.

  • @CharlesMansonVEV0
    @CharlesMansonVEV0 Рік тому

    Kenzie Lamar 10:39

  • @garyrigby21
    @garyrigby21 Рік тому +1

    it's pronounced Houston as in Euston station not oohston

    • @paulsmith4126
      @paulsmith4126 Рік тому +4

      I have a godamn right under the constitution to call it whatever I gosh darn like, I don't know what the state of freedom fo speech in Scotland is, but here we adopt the mannerisms of the native country

    • @jackbennett2269
      @jackbennett2269 Рік тому

      It’s pronounced hue-ston

    • @brizo77
      @brizo77 Рік тому

      ​@@paulsmith4126native country😂 go tell it to the injuns

  • @mattseaton3521
    @mattseaton3521 Рік тому +2

    'Chartch' is a hell of a way to pronounce church, I bloody love it.

    • @BOVdaMAN
      @BOVdaMAN Рік тому +5

      he's literally saying church with a clear 'u' sound in the middle

  • @hanumaniam
    @hanumaniam Рік тому

    A lower case "L" will land you in Hell

  • @ninjakat4815
    @ninjakat4815 Рік тому

    How much does it cost ?🤣

  • @serdanstr6252
    @serdanstr6252 Рік тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jackbennett2269
    @jackbennett2269 Рік тому

    7:50 I LOVE how bitter and hateful Christian people are! hahaha! she’s won!!! Ahahaha!

  • @vodkaboy
    @vodkaboy Рік тому +1

    imagine asking old testament God moniz because you consider yourself a good Christian. these people man.. "got some change ?"

  • @amp4105
    @amp4105 Рік тому

    first review sounds like hes talking about smack

  • @mrjimjimjimmyjim9824
    @mrjimjimjimmyjim9824 Рік тому

    you probably should know more about the standard practices of christianity before reading reviews - prayer requests are something that churches ask people sibmit