Celebrate brother, for the fight is not yet over, our enemies remain in the united states, and we must join up with our american brethren to aid the resistance
Why is it the English send all their dregs to Australia, we build a society that functions well, beat their asses at almost every sport and finally commence sending our dregs back to then cop backsies? English cousins we are sending our dregs from a position of love. We are trying to help you as you helped us. #keepourdregs #hesyoursnow #nobacksies
Nathan Arievlis I live here but no one gives a flying fuck about them here. Believe it or not people don’t say shit because of all the radical leftist tears. Even in Cali that shit ain’t too loud anymore. The psychos are all going to Portland 😂
Unfortunately they got their start here... So they have to die here too. Don't worry I'm sure it won't be long, their brand of entertainment never caught on in most if the U.S.
@trumpturd Stalone The Viet Cong were pretty much goners by 69. The NVA on the other hand were a pain in the ass, unless they stood and fought, then they were fucked.
*China Has the entered chat* Vietnam proceeds to beat their ass supper hard with mouth dropping casualties by china. *China left the chat* Screaming they won and are right similar to Labour after the british election while not gaining their main objectives or achieving what they want.
Only problem is 3 more replace the missing. Don't celebrate to soon bois, keep an ear to the ground. This only means the loopy lefties are getting desperate, we all know what desperation brings.
Dorvuzak Uzn I’d prefer to be an educated Pleb than an ignorant snob. Ruminants “consume” grass and certain “weeds” whilst humans are the exclusive smokers. Jah has blessed us with many useful plants of which Cannabis is a sacred, most agreeable and efficacious Herb. You have a nice day :)
Evurgreen Blue Personally I prefer cannabutter carrot and oat cookies but if psychoactive pizza is more your thing I’ve heard they make pretty good Happy Pizza in Phnom Penh. We make our own regular pizza from scratch which leaves Dominos in the dust. Tonight however it was fresh spinach and ricotta pie followed by Delia Smith’s Hot Citrus pudding in its own juices. Oh and a few drams of Highland Park whisky to finish.
I guess their “hey fellow white people” and “gay men try kissing non-binary people” videos didn’t grab readers/ viewers attention like current affairs, politics and sport does.
I actually think it has something to do with Stefano getting caught, maybe he's not the only one doing shady stuff for Buzzfeed so they cut the problem from root.
So Mark Di Stefano said one morning to his girlfriend’s boyfriends’s boyfriend’ “I’ll be ok, Buzzfeed will have me back, I won’t need to learn coding, it’ll be just like the old days”...........finds sellotaped note on Buzzfeed office window. “Closed”
As an Aussie and am so glad to hear this. In one tutorial at uni the tutor actually referenced buzzfeed and said Australia was a “white supremacist society” I nearly had to leave the room
Sounds like something out of a Monty Python sketch: “Oh dear, profits are down!” ( throws wad of cash into the fireplace) “Guess I’ll have to sack one of the staff!”
Technically you could say that you're only interested in socialism if everyone pays up. Had he given his money away he would likely only be the only person and not really do that big a difference. That being said, we both know he isn't really socialist.
Just like whenever a black guy gets super rich and then donates like $1000 to some random charity then pretends the helped their family in Africa Problem is, giving a man a fish doesn't help It creates more men waiting for free fish And that is Africa today
They are hoping that Trump will save their company.. They will now go anti Trump major nuts around the coming election while also hoping for Trump to win so that they can still make money from him....
At last, this universe corrected a terrible wrong of letting Buzzfeed exist. Now if we can see the branch in NYC go down and the world will right itself
@UCzRwF5Z9xsRalsUzD8PLY5A It came from a news article in the USA, hundreds of steel workers or miners (can't remember) were made redundant and the leftist media were telling them to learn to code. It was roundly laughed at but when some journalists were made redundant people on the internet told them to go and learn to code, they spat their dummy out lol.
Hail Lord Sheogorath, I brought thee the most gracious offerings of this broken soul gem, a dead bird I found and this wheel of cheese Ive stole... Grant me your blessing and consider my application to be the Duke of Mania and rule Bliss on your behalf... I hear the isles are lovely this time of year
@@sheogorathdaedricprinceofm320 A most dastardly but splendiferous proposal my lord. I didn't think I'd suit the role, but after consulting with my best friend and top advisor, the slaughterfish of knowledge, I humbly accept this honour. Too bad my advisor had to go and get himself eaten, can you believe that when I asked him did he think me demented enough for this position, he actually flicked his tail twice to the left, once would have sufficed, but twice... That little bastard was making fun of me, now look at him being all digested and what not, see you on the other side, I miss him so much already. Thank you Madgod, I won't let you down
Feels similar to the company I worked for. Fired "Because of covid" but can afford a brand new truck. A new sign out front. A nice bonus for the Director.
Please no. I have to debug too much stuff as it is. I've seen the apparent lack of a copy editor for BuzzFeed UK. Even if they learned how to code, their shit would never compile.
Funny thing, when company is downgrading it is always the "least essential"personal is sacked first, e.g. the cleaners and other maintenance personnel, then they start to wonder when they are covered in shit up to their ears. It is never the CEO or he board of the directors that take pay cut, for capitalist this is remarkably shortsighted, I always found.
Europe/Australia: "We've got another one to throw in, He's dead." BuzzFeed US: "Wait, I'm not dead?" US: *Bashes him over the head with a shovel* "Now he is"
As an Australian this is the best thing I've heard in a while my country has been struggling this year as the world has so this is tremendously good news
@@jaysherriff3086 No Why would he??😕 It's the most vehemently Anti-,Israel. Newspaper there is. They literally print articles. Written by Mahmoud Abbas!
How ironic is it that at the end of this article is the caption "News is under threat... yada yad..." - I wonder whose house any contribution to that will pay for?
And the world immediately became a better place for it.
The sky became a bit clearer all of a sudden
Completely agree
This is even better than when the Soviet Union collapsed
Indeed
Men and women rejoiced
And nothing of value was lost.
I was literally about to say the same thing
They didn't even print out a magazine so it couldn't be used as toilet paper.
Pretty sure the value of humanity increased as a whole, but ok
Devyx Which is a damn shame, because such a magazine would be astounding at collecting complete shit.
On the contrary, a negative has been removed making a better world. It has negative value, like a debt that drags you down!
According to sources, nothing of value was lost.
Needs more purple
Well said.
Good sources
"shake up traditional news media" hahaha they conformed to the status quo and somehow reduced that to a listical.
It was as if a thousand SJWs cried out at once, and nobody cared.
We did it lads. Cancer is no more.
It's a good win, but that's just one variant of cancer. The war on other cancers continues.
DOS Doomguy It’s not over until Buzzfeed as a whole goes completely bankrupt.
#AllCancersMatter
"Autism drops to 0%"
still here in the US.
This a victory for humanity as a whole, let’s get them out of the USA next!
#getthemout
@@micahrobertson8782 for some reason I can't reliably see that as anything but get the mout
Why settle for just the USA? Let's get them out of the solar system entirely.
After this epidemic, there won't be a USA.
It'll be re-absorbed by the New British Empire as part of out nearly 300 year plan.
@@morkaei it's better than China
Those former buzzfeed “workers” should just “Learn to Code”
Coding makes me want to shoot myself tbh.
They should try. Maybe they'll get further than I did. I haven't even purchased a gun.
b careful they'll ban u
@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 Coding drove me deeper into alcoholism than I previously thought possible.
They should learn to bro
Is no one remembering the awesome meme Kyle is refering to?
The 'coding community' has just gained more members.
please no
@Diamond Blade and can't code.
We want all resources to concentrate on bringing trump down....
@Diamond Blade without the coding community, you wouldn't have shit lol
eddiebruv, Why do they have to suffer?
I was wondering why "Coding For Dummies" was sold out on amazon.
You say Coding, these reporters hear Codeine .
Dass tech-ist
@@georgeorwell2528 Codeine is a rad band
Ouch
I suspect that Buzzfeed would have hated the type of men who stormed the beaches in Normandy.
Did you just assume their gender? I am sooooo offended
Because it's not Norwomandy?
@@MuzikBike 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey who wouldn’t be mad about racist anti Semitic right wingers attack a peaceful military installment
This is fucking gold mate
@@MuzikBike
Finally the human race is starting to evolve
It’s cool, they can just learn to code. Apparently it’s easy according to them.
jimbob4447 BANNED ON ALL PLATFORMS*
Joe DeMatteo is jok
Fella Jobbie mine was too^^
is that where the meme came from?
Yurac Hunt get jokd
Now let's hope Buzzfeed folds in America also. 🤞
it probably will.
Them, Vox, fuck the lot of 'em.
Soon enough here, definitely.
All mainstream media will die due to economics and trust
Learn to code
The average IQ is gonna gain a couple of points.
The gap between the commoner and genius shall shrink, society will rise, and humanity will forever be at peace
69th like
About 2 points. Maybe.
@David Daivdson This may have gotten a chuckle-
@@loganobrien6518 nice
Soon:
*"Well boys, we did it. Buzzfeed is no more."*
So guys we didi it
Hopefully they've learned to code.
Dont get my hopes up!
Buzzfeed ending credits song:
Total Distortion - You Are Dead
Crab wave
"It's the final COUNTDOWN!"
For a second I thought your girlfriend was just messing with you as she uses the Kazoo.
that was my thought
Buzzfeed is dead, I am so drinking to this.
Celebrate brother, for the fight is not yet over, our enemies remain in the united states, and we must join up with our american brethren to aid the resistance
I’m drunk already
@@Mercy4Hire We are fighting the good fight, but we will take any assistance in the war to not click, like and subscribe clickbait trash.
🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
Of cource due to my age, im slurpin grape juice, its good enough
That “final countdown” kazoo had me dying
It's the final countdown for buzzfeed lmao
The affected journalists will be fine I reckon, they can just learn to code
The sweet taste of delicious irony
I get the joke, but tbh, as a coder myself, I find it absolutely offensive that you suggest that those morons would be able to do my job.
@@druncle1977 I feel you. It shows how ignorant journalists are.
In other news the book "Coding for Dummies" sold out both in the UK & Australia...
Many static HTML websites coming up
Thank you for posting this gem of a comment.
*Coffin dance meme plays*
I like this event...
Didn’t shed a tear.
Coffin dance is for honouring dead person, buzzfeed deserves to be shit and pissed on and the thrown into ditch with shit
My thoughts exactly old chap.
matej chobot precisely, buzzfeed does not deserve the title of human
@@MuzikBike precisely, buzzfeed deserves the title of company
Latest burning issue question from di Stefano: "do you want fries with that?"
When he applies for universal credit......"when did you last work....?,i want to hear that answer.
Gottem
*"It's Afraid...."*
*Turns to the survivors*
*"IT'S AFRAID!!"*
And everybody cheers.
Love that movie! Kill all the bugs! Remember Klendathu.
Would you like to know more intensifies
It's an ugly planet, a BUG planet.
Want to know more?
XDXDXDXDXD Im dead
That accidental kazoo final count down had my sides in orbit.
Sounds like a pretty retarded place to put sides ngl
"Buzzfeed UK and Australia has shut dow-"
*KAZOO FINAL COUNTDOWN BLASTS*
The Final Countdown accident was pure gold.
I was hoping he would keep it playing as he read
Never laughed harder in a long fucking time. My chest hurts.
I died for a solid five minutes
and apropos
Isn't there a phrase or something...?
" Get woke, Go...Something"?
Buzzfeed has NEVER been woke. It just cashed in on extreme clickbait. The woke employees were just useful idiots.
It escapes me right now but I'm adamant that it must have rymed somehow.
Think it rhymes with choke?
🤔 🤔 🤔
Get woke ,go stroke!
That's how they're gonna be making money ,now.
This is like getting a curse lifted off.
Looks like certain someone wont be getting a job back at buzzfeed huh
Toomey #prayformark
Why is it the English send all their dregs to Australia, we build a society that functions well, beat their asses at almost every sport and finally commence sending our dregs back to then cop backsies? English cousins we are sending our dregs from a position of love. We are trying to help you as you helped us. #keepourdregs #hesyoursnow #nobacksies
:Buzzfeed has stopped broadcasting in your area: +2 INT
Black Cauldron I love you
It seems that shouting 'ORANGE MAN BAD' until their soy-riddled lungs gave out didn't real count as actual, compelling journalism.
Yeah, I think the video "screaming till I pass out challenge", describes libtards feelings during trumps reign pretty accurately
I'm disappointed they have an audience in the US still. Wtf
Nathan Arievlis I live here but no one gives a flying fuck about them here. Believe it or not people don’t say shit because of all the radical leftist tears. Even in Cali that shit ain’t too loud anymore. The psychos are all going to Portland 😂
I'm disappointed that they even have an audience
Unfortunately they got their start here... So they have to die here too. Don't worry I'm sure it won't be long, their brand of entertainment never caught on in most if the U.S.
Like there is a better country to reap mentally ill and retard clicks.
we have a vary large population of retards sadly. Gotta have something to keep them occupied
May they end up fighting raccoons for dumpster scraps, and losing.
Fighting raccoons involves strategy and cunning,my money`s on the raccoons.
@@ufoclips1
And if not on the raccoons, then on the dumpster
@@ufoclips1 Although with the soy intake, the raccoons might win if it comes down to physical strength.
How many of these soy boys would it take to take down 1 raccoon?
@Crystal Phoenix Raccoons for sure then lmao
Me: so when's the US location shut-
Algorithm: ZOOO DO DOOOOOOO DO
ZO DO DOOO DOO DOOOOOOO
The final countdown has begun
I can’t wait for BuzzFeed here in America to close its doors. 😂
Too many normies in US for it to fail
Reinis Miks You’re probably right.
Just a matter of time imo
That’ll never happen, America has too many idiots in charge and plenty of loyal fuckheads who worship the idiots like gods
@Chandler Spitsworth like block buster, still have one store open.
The world is slightly better off....
This must be how the Viet Cong felt when the Americans pulled out. We've won boys!!!!!!!!
@trumpturd Stalone The Viet Cong were pretty much goners by 69. The NVA on the other hand were a pain in the ass, unless they stood and fought, then they were fucked.
@trumpturd Stalone Anyone hunted by Communists and socialists are not traitors to humanity.
@Ultimate Heresy Yeah, I should have added "unless they are other Communists or Socialists". Of course, I am overgeneralizing, but....
*China Has the entered chat* Vietnam proceeds to beat their ass supper hard with mouth dropping casualties by china. *China left the chat* Screaming they won and are right similar to Labour after the british election while not gaining their main objectives or achieving what they want.
YES!
One of the Hydra's heads is dead!
Only problem is 3 more replace the missing. Don't celebrate to soon bois, keep an ear to the ground. This only means the loopy lefties are getting desperate, we all know what desperation brings.
The turd circled the drain for too long, this was inevitable.
Now how am I going to know what Harry Potter character aligns with my political beliefs?
Funnily enough... my favourite Harry Potter character has good thoughts about Buzzfeed going to shit:
watch?v=of1bVlo_5Y4
I was going to comment something like “learn to code”, but it seems like I’m not the first one to get that idea. XD
That'd require actual work and effort, something alien to buzzfeed.
We dont need more lefties coding "algorithms" which ban and block us ... please STOP USING THAT MEME!
Miners? Sure! Political agitators? NOOOOOOOO!
Same bro
Same
McDs always needs crew members
Here's a summary of Buzzfeed's total news output for the next 5 years:
'Orange man bad.'
You forgot ‘white man bad’
somekindofusername I like how your emoji is orange... don’t let buzzfeed find out.
Christian man bad
Free man bad
‘Jewish man.... wait a minute. Are we the bad guys?’
I spit my drink all over my screen when the "Final countdown" kazoo song came on. My face hurts I am laughing so hard.
And there was much rejoicing.
yay
Who’s Mark Di Stefano going to come crawling back to now that Buzzfeed is gone and no news outlet with a shred of a reputation will hire him?
Probably gonna result to prostitution selling his body for a couple of dimesk
Mcdonald's
I hear organs are always in high demand on the Black Market.
Onlyfans
@@the.internet except you would have to pay strangers to see his lewds
“This is NOT weed” Of course it isn’t. Nobody smokes weed , they smoke HERB.
You pleb, no one "smokes" HERB, they CONSUME GRASS
Dorvuzak Uzn I’d prefer to be an educated Pleb than an ignorant snob. Ruminants “consume” grass and certain “weeds” whilst humans are the exclusive smokers. Jah has blessed us with many useful plants of which Cannabis is a sacred, most agreeable and efficacious Herb.
You have a nice day :)
Ayyy man, you got any Oregano?
Evurgreen Blue Personally I prefer cannabutter carrot and oat cookies but if psychoactive pizza is more your thing I’ve heard they make pretty good Happy Pizza in Phnom Penh. We make our own regular pizza from scratch which leaves Dominos in the dust. Tonight however it was fresh spinach and ricotta pie followed by Delia Smith’s Hot Citrus pudding in its own juices. Oh and a few drams of Highland Park whisky to finish.
No mate some of us "old schoolers" still smoke weed. Herbs is oregano etc
20 former buzzfeed "reporters" disliked this video.
20 homeless people disliked this video
Reinis Miks wot
Normally these comments are jokes, this time, I actually believe it
AKmike or for unique people as we say in 2073
@@Rainaman- Or soon to be homeless.
I guess their “hey fellow white people” and “gay men try kissing non-binary people” videos didn’t grab readers/ viewers attention like current affairs, politics and sport does.
It took way longer than expected for Buzzfeed to crash.
I actually think it has something to do with Stefano getting caught, maybe he's not the only one doing shady stuff for Buzzfeed so they cut the problem from root.
So Mark Di Stefano said one morning to his girlfriend’s boyfriends’s boyfriend’ “I’ll be ok, Buzzfeed will have me back, I won’t need to learn coding, it’ll be just like the old days”...........finds sellotaped note on Buzzfeed office window. “Closed”
IT'S THE FINAL COUNT-DOWN BOYS.
It's dying! It's afraid! The cancerous buzz feed is slowly dying! Finally.
As an Aussie and am so glad to hear this. In one tutorial at uni the tutor actually referenced buzzfeed and said Australia was a “white supremacist society” I nearly had to leave the room
Which uni is that, mate?
IHaveNoContent QUT in Brissy
This closure is actually a net positive on the world.
poggers
There is still time for them to learn to code as well.
oh no. what a *terrible* thing.
we will *definitely* be affected by this.
But non-binary most affected.
Yes, we will be happier at not being slandered as nazis every day.
Oh we'll be affected alright, the depression and annoyance rates of normal people are going to sink like lead.
Sounds like something out of a Monty Python sketch: “Oh dear, profits are down!” ( throws wad of cash into the fireplace) “Guess I’ll have to sack one of the staff!”
What a shame. What ever will we all do?
@David Sopwith sounds like one of them "live, laugh, love" signs 10/10
The people sang and danced in the streets in their grief.
Laugh, point, drink, shag, cheer, shag.
I guess "Orange Man Bad" wasnt selling as well in Scottland, England and Austrailia huh?
Scotland loves Trump!!!!
Jimgall are you fucking mental no we don't 😂
Madwoolfy Isn’t Trump part Scottish? I admire him with regards to the world health organisation. Took Balls
@@ScottishBiker98 Yes we do,the mans a genius.
@@ScottishBiker98 I'm not even Scottish, yes you do.
2020: Maybe I don’t want to be the bad guy anymore.
This didnt age well.
Finally, the Xi Jinping cough kills something I dislike.
I personally call it the Chinese Sniffles™ but the Xi Jinping Cough is good as well 😂
careful, dont disrespect the liberal god or they'll dox you :o
@Mitchell Hart oh shit really? huh... surprising. but oh well, it worked out in your favor.
@@fiverZ I am a fan of Winnie the Flu
I'm completely broken up over this....
....said no one ever.
I'm actually crying.
Tears of joy and laughter.
It's causing me deep pain...in my sides.
oh no. how am i gonna learn what trivial things make me a racist now? oh i'm in america. they will still keep blasting it out.
"Journalists"
So wait this means that Mike Di Stefano won't be able to even head back to Buzzfeed for his old job doesn't it?
McDonald's is always hiring
@@89tothbianka McDonalds are very carefull, when doing anything... So, NO, he will probably be denied.
and nothing of value was lost. like zero- no scratch that, NEGATIVE value.
I'd say value was won
When the Final KazooDown played, it pretty much sums up how we all feel about this lmao
I'm deeply saddened by this news. How are we going to beat the fascists now?
🎵Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.🎵
They went with buzz feed
🎵Kam’raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen, Marschier’n I’m Geist in unser’n Reihen mit.🎵
bi air falbh sgum Nadsaidheach
Eagle knows how to sarcasm. Well done lol
> "redistribute wealth"
> "tax the rich"
*Buys another mansion*
Technically you could say that you're only interested in socialism if everyone pays up. Had he given his money away he would likely only be the only person and not really do that big a difference. That being said, we both know he isn't really socialist.
IExist he could at least donate a few million to charity lead by example
@@Tickerchicken
Socialists don't necessarily believe you should donate to charity. But yeah if he wanted to make people's lives better he would.
Just like whenever a black guy gets super rich and then donates like $1000 to some random charity then pretends the helped their family in Africa
Problem is, giving a man a fish doesn't help
It creates more men waiting for free fish
And that is Africa today
Tax money is worth only one third of the taxed money in the eyes of the responsibility free administrators.
One step closer to avenging our leader daddy dank
I thought I heard the crab rave in the distance. Heard it clear over the pond.
vi.iv vi.iv vi.iv vi.iv
Nah, that was just Nigel Farrage screaming at the sea. (Thanks to Phil from A Different Viewpoint for that one.)
"Buzzfeed shuts down services in the UK"
me: Cool, guess we're go for Buzzfeed America next.
Team America Buzzfeed, World Journalists.
5 nazi's on Urka Durka street, lets get em
They are hoping that Trump will save their company..
They will now go anti Trump major nuts around the coming election while also hoping for Trump to win so that they can still make money from him....
"it's just a long cigarette"
Marcus....we're not cops
INTERNET POLICE, EVERYONE GET ON THE FLOOR
Sounds like something a cop would say
You're forgetting they arrested this guy, dragged him through the courts, demonized the guy via the media, for a joke involving his girlfriends dog.
Press x to doubt
He can get his house raided. Weed ain't legal in Scotland
It's sharing the wealth. No one said anything about sharing MY wealth.
I’m hysterical after the final countdown thank you
Hopefully that's a precursor for the US office
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."
And absolutely nothing of value was lost.
Oh no, the tragedy.
The poor children.
🎩
🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
I'm fairly confident their writers don't have children.
@@otm646 None they didn't have sex with anyhow...
I keep seeing this guy everywhere.
It’s about time
...to learn to code.
M3mphix That's a bit of a big request, to ask NPCs to create other pieces of code.
Been in Australia me whole life and never heard of buzzfeed
That's because you're too busy working your cash in hand jobs and fighting retarded homer simpsons m8.
Well it just shut down.....nobody noticed.
@@TheMoon12390 lmfao. You are a legend queen.
@@jaysherriff3086 yeah nah yeah thank m8.
I hear it’s run by a bunch of choomas
crab rave intensifies now LEARN TO CODE
Oh no! Lying to everyone doesn't make money! Who would have thunk it!
Jews do though
But, but, their readers re-lie on them!
Elliot Smith This ain’t 4chan
At last, this universe corrected a terrible wrong of letting Buzzfeed exist. Now if we can see the branch in NYC go down and the world will right itself
amen
"Powerful journalism... the kind that leaves you sore and infected afterwards." Yup... that perfectly describes Buzzfeed.
"To focus on news of global importance..."
They mean Trump.
It's going to become Trumpfeed.
Buzzfeed is the Trump Derangement syndrom news network.
Will all these "journalists" have to learn to c0de instead of just roaming twatter and farcebook to write clickbait articles?
I was gonna post the same thing lol.
@UCzRwF5Z9xsRalsUzD8PLY5A It came from a news article in the USA, hundreds of steel workers or miners (can't remember) were made redundant and the leftist media were telling them to learn to code. It was roundly laughed at but when some journalists were made redundant people on the internet told them to go and learn to code, they spat their dummy out lol.
Well Count my man, heres hoping they end up in the same bread line they had EVERY intention of putting you in bud👏👏👏👍👍👍
And by extension, New Zealand. Praise God.
Thank God my country will no longer be stained by cancer
Exactly, who's keeps pounding money into these dumpster fires?
I thought it was Sue playing the kazoo XD
Cakes and Kazoos bah gawd!!
Hail Lord Sheogorath, I brought thee the most gracious offerings of this broken soul gem, a dead bird I found and this wheel of cheese Ive stole... Grant me your blessing and consider my application to be the Duke of Mania and rule Bliss on your behalf... I hear the isles are lovely this time of year
That sounds like a dirty euphemism
@@AnradTheUnvaxxed The position of Mania is filled already im afraid, but if you are lucky... you may be granted the title of Duke of Dementia.
@@sheogorathdaedricprinceofm320 A most dastardly but splendiferous proposal my lord. I didn't think I'd suit the role, but after consulting with my best friend and top advisor, the slaughterfish of knowledge, I humbly accept this honour.
Too bad my advisor had to go and get himself eaten, can you believe that when I asked him did he think me demented enough for this position, he actually flicked his tail twice to the left, once would have sufficed, but twice...
That little bastard was making fun of me, now look at him being all digested and what not, see you on the other side, I miss him so much already.
Thank you Madgod, I won't let you down
since when did Buzzfeed have "news operations"?
Feels similar to the company I worked for. Fired "Because of covid" but can afford a brand new truck. A new sign out front. A nice bonus for the Director.
Looks like they're gonna have to learn to code.
please no im having a hard enough time finding a job as it is.
@Divorced Kermit well assuming you dont have my luck it shouldent be too bad.
Please no. I have to debug too much stuff as it is. I've seen the apparent lack of a copy editor for BuzzFeed UK. Even if they learned how to code, their shit would never compile.
@@georgeorwell2528 well I guess I dont have much to worry about then.
The only tear I shed at this news was due to crying from laughter when the final countdown started playing.
# (pound) me too😂🍻🍻🍻🍻
Impeccable timing for that to come right after.
Funny thing, when company is downgrading it is always the "least essential"personal is sacked first, e.g. the cleaners and other maintenance personnel, then they start to wonder when they are covered in shit up to their ears. It is never the CEO or he board of the directors that take pay cut, for capitalist this is remarkably shortsighted, I always found.
10:00 you forgot that’s a 5 million dollar house in California, that’s about the size of a three car garage
In the words of ice cube...
"Today was a good day"
The first video on my feed I saw today, and this song immediately popped up in my head
Europe/Australia: "We've got another one to throw in, He's dead."
BuzzFeed US: "Wait, I'm not dead?"
US: *Bashes him over the head with a shovel* "Now he is"
World- "You're getting old, U.S."
U.S.- "He's not."
*kicks bucket and hangs buzzfeed*
On a related note: I'm willing to hire former "journalists" to SHINE MY PURPLE HELMET!!!
Is the position open to non journalists? 👉👈
Make sure it's a spit shine
As an Australian this is the best thing I've heard in a while my country has been struggling this year as the world has so this is tremendously good news
Of course this article is on The Guardian---they're next.
PLEASE ,PLEASE,PRETTY PLEASE.....
Doesnt Rothschild own that?? Yeah good luck.
@@jaysherriff3086 No
Why would he??😕 It's the most vehemently Anti-,Israel. Newspaper there is. They literally print articles. Written by Mahmoud Abbas!
@@JONNOG88 is it the telegraph he owns then??
@@jaysherriff3086 No. That would be the Barclay Brothers.
How ironic is it that at the end of this article is the caption "News is under threat... yada yad..." - I wonder whose house any contribution to that will pay for?
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!