Best Command Sergeant Major Moments (onexpunchxdad)

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  • @kamassie1
    @kamassie1 2 роки тому +1396

    "At Ease weirdo" wanted to say that so many times

    • @Smokey_Cornbread
      @Smokey_Cornbread Рік тому +55

      It feels as good as advertised homie 😂😂😂😂

    • @juanburgos4668
      @juanburgos4668 Рік тому +37

      Become a drill sergeant lol use it everytime on the trail

    • @thebenforever
      @thebenforever Рік тому +40

      That "Salutations, Sergeant Major."
      Killed me.🤣

    • @kellykeegan2608
      @kellykeegan2608 Рік тому +15

      ​@@juanburgos4668 facts, my company got called weirdos on the regular, usually when we were doing well.

    • @JScottCee
      @JScottCee Рік тому +2

      ​@@Smokey_Cornbread straight facts, troop! 💯🤣

  • @schoolio64D
    @schoolio64D 2 роки тому +1171

    “Just gettin’ fat and sassy, that’s all.” 😂😂😂

    • @silverjohn6037
      @silverjohn6037 Рік тому +76

      In fairness a chief warrant officer has a bit more credit built up in the "he's a pain in the a** but a pain the a** that get's the job done" than an E4;).

    • @trentonwardman4503
      @trentonwardman4503 Рік тому +127

      ​@@silverjohn6037 especially a CW5 who has said and I quote "Sergeant Major I was in Panama commiting war crimes when you were still in your Huggies. Now if my hands get cold, they're going in my pockets. And that's the end of that."

    • @garysuarez9614
      @garysuarez9614 Рік тому +17

      Why in reality e'erbody wants what chief got.

    • @NinjaSushi2
      @NinjaSushi2 Рік тому +3

      ​@@trentonwardman4503damn! Lol

    • @FolstrimHori
      @FolstrimHori Рік тому

      Ain't that a line from Don Hertzfeldt? Shit that's old.

  • @thebrewingsailor9172
    @thebrewingsailor9172 Рік тому +1354

    The evolution of behoove broke me. 🤣🤣🤣
    "It would behoove you."
    "It would behoove of you."
    "It would Be-of-hooah of you"

    • @chief5981
      @chief5981 Рік тому +59

      That’s what happens when you learn Hooah and behoove in the same day 😆
      “Did he just say be hooah of you??” 🤔

    • @Nos2113
      @Nos2113 Рік тому +6

      ​@@chief5981 Marines have the same issue though

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 Рік тому +18

      You have been Behooven

    • @chief5981
      @chief5981 Рік тому +4

      @@Nos2113 that’s cause they’re marines.

    • @michaelwestmoreland2530
      @michaelwestmoreland2530 Рік тому +4

      Oh I dead-ass laughed out loud at the last one, yeah.

  • @justindelaney9987
    @justindelaney9987 Рік тому +869

    If you've never served. This is spot on. 99% of every CSM you come across will be so weird and eccentric you wonder if you are all being punked.

    • @warsuitgaming8692
      @warsuitgaming8692 Рік тому +66

      I refuse to believe its not mandatory training at SGM-A to learn how to be this eccentric

    • @justindelaney9987
      @justindelaney9987 Рік тому +89

      ​@@warsuitgaming8692Funny you say that. I was reading of this CSM who had come from 75th Ranger and Delta Force. One of his troops said "He was a great leader and a great person. He's the Only CSM I know that graduated the Sergeant Major academy and didn't come out of there a F@cking Weirdo" (I always laughed at that)

    • @coldsoldier313
      @coldsoldier313 Рік тому +13

      He's scary accurate 😂😂😂

    • @fflaguna
      @fflaguna Рік тому +5

      @@warsuitgaming8692 I mean CSN behavior is so standardized, it’s gotta be, right?

    • @thehistoryvideogameandgame4730
      @thehistoryvideogameandgame4730 Рік тому +20

      Case in point, I met at the 2018 Congressional Medal Of Honor Convention, Retired Command Sergeant Major and Medal Of Honor recipient from the Vietnam War, Gary Littrell; And yeah he was out there man, I loved it, I talked to him for the better part of 5 maybe 6 minutes, All the guests had to leave and get back in line, So I got my autographs, Saluted him and got back in line; I walk back in for the next session and I don’t believe I was looking in his direction but I heard “Hey how you doing?!” I look over and there’s CSM Littrell waving at me, I said something to the extent of “I’m doing good sir” and then I get this from him; “You want me to sign your book again?!” I was like okay I’m coming, And I got his signature on my Medal Of Honor autograph paper once more, I thanked him again and saluted him again and walked away; God bless that man

  • @infernosgaming8942
    @infernosgaming8942 2 роки тому +516

    “It would be-hooah of you” holy fuck I’ve never laughed so hard

  • @nathasix3334
    @nathasix3334 Рік тому +648

    That chief comment at the end is great. True to life, if you ever can find the chief.

    • @thebenforever
      @thebenforever Рік тому

      If you think you actually found the chief, you've only found their decoy.

    • @joshuaharr1578
      @joshuaharr1578 Рік тому +5

      The lightsaber is a myth

    • @Flying_Dollar_Motorsports
      @Flying_Dollar_Motorsports Рік тому +4

      That was the best part for me too. But I'm a Chief soooooo.....

    • @renz5
      @renz5 Рік тому

      isn't the guy in the videos a CWO3? any time i've seen him in uniform and out of character he has the cwo3 patch

    • @warmowed
      @warmowed Рік тому

      Yeah this guy is a CWO @@renz5

  • @naryk1412
    @naryk1412 2 роки тому +553

    “Christiansen, meet me out in the quad.. bring a water source👁️👁️”
    Christiansen isn’t coming back

    • @dinomra7771
      @dinomra7771 2 роки тому +3

      Can you explain what he means exactly?

    • @CaptWarChief
      @CaptWarChief 2 роки тому +60

      @@dinomra7771 if you know, you know

    • @dinomra7771
      @dinomra7771 2 роки тому +25

      @@CaptWarChief I don't, that's why I'm asking.

    • @luigi7781
      @luigi7781 2 роки тому

      @@dinomra7771 he about to be one hurting and tired mofo

    • @dinomra7771
      @dinomra7771 2 роки тому +26

      @@luigi7781 I assume the water if for not dying of dehydration.

  • @Ox5f3759df
    @Ox5f3759df Рік тому +208

    using a muscle milk container as a spitter is some kinda art

  • @PBurns-ng3gw
    @PBurns-ng3gw Рік тому +116

    His POV is a giant lifted pickup. He knows seventeen different variations of the word “Behoove.” He instantly knows if anyone on the entire base is walking on the grass. He is…The CSM.

    • @Orca19904
      @Orca19904 Рік тому +5

      You forgot his superhuman ability to spot hands in pockets and earbuds being worn while in uniform from up to 2 miles away.

  • @johncox2284
    @johncox2284 Рік тому +354

    He totally nails the senior officers with the reading glasses and catch phrases.

  • @kevinmoze1068
    @kevinmoze1068 2 роки тому +604

    Literally every CSM I've ever had. Spot on brother. 🇺🇸

    • @philobetto5106
      @philobetto5106 Рік тому +3

      every CSM that I imagined I would have

    • @xObscureMars
      @xObscureMars Рік тому

      Na, seen one just like this, and their is some charm to this. However " comma" the one at 101 First Strike was just an angry asshole that had no business being a leader. He was a pos.

  • @JoshuaCraig45
    @JoshuaCraig45 Рік тому +349

    I’ve started to tell my troops, “consider yourself behoofed “. 😂

  • @MultiDisturbed666
    @MultiDisturbed666 2 роки тому +233

    God forbid we have trash in a thing ment to hold garbage

    • @joeblow9657
      @joeblow9657 2 роки тому +19

      CSM: OMG WTF is a land fill??!!!

    • @luigi7781
      @luigi7781 Рік тому +8

      ​@@joeblow9657 literally a can is the only thing in there lmao

    • @joeblow9657
      @joeblow9657 Рік тому +8

      @Peter Angles How dare you use the trash can for trash/s

    • @Xiphos0311
      @Xiphos0311 9 місяців тому +1

      That's staff thinking for you.

    • @spicysnowman8886
      @spicysnowman8886 7 місяців тому

      Imagine if there was water in the water fountain, that would be a travesty.

  • @robertcurry389
    @robertcurry389 Рік тому +196

    My dad was a captain in the navy, and half of the lines he said to me growing up, “However, comma,” and “it would behoove of you” were very common.

    • @9983sp
      @9983sp Рік тому +1

      My last Platoon Daddy used to say however comma, and got me saying it.

  • @thedarklrd6714
    @thedarklrd6714 Рік тому +147

    I just started dying at the "we bout to have a chat" part because my parents were both in the military and this is exactly how they would talk when we did something wrong or had to clean our rooms

  • @garysuarez9614
    @garysuarez9614 Рік тому +12

    "Hey, high speed, come 'eer."
    Autopucker engaged.

  • @pgfnj0279
    @pgfnj0279 2 роки тому +257

    The Chief at the end FTW 😂

    • @Jalu3
      @Jalu3 Рік тому +26

      It's a minor miracle that he was even observed. Since he was seen, he wanted to be visible.

    • @thebenforever
      @thebenforever Рік тому +3

      @@Jalu3 chief just finished growin the stache for no shave november so he wanted to be seen. Lol

    • @mustafaabdelwahab1478
      @mustafaabdelwahab1478 Рік тому +3

      No one fucks with the CW5, he just is on another level of shamming, something everyone in the E-4 Mafia aspires to be like

  • @austinrothjr
    @austinrothjr Рік тому +92

    As a former infantry NCO turned warrant I guarantee this is the most real thing on the Internet.

  • @braxtonmoore9246
    @braxtonmoore9246 2 роки тому +170

    PTSD inducing ain’t it lmao

    • @blistersonmyfingers9321
      @blistersonmyfingers9321 Рік тому +24

      I had to pause a couple of times to regroup, lmfao.

    • @johncox2284
      @johncox2284 Рік тому +16

      I'm retired Coast Guard. I still got sweaty palms when I heard "we about to have a chat..."

    • @medicbabe2ID
      @medicbabe2ID Рік тому +18

      I've been out since 2015 and my brain is trying to escape my skull 🫠

    • @Brecconable
      @Brecconable Рік тому +3

      You didn't put enough PT into that PTSD of yours. *DO IT AGAIN*

  • @yaketyquax2615
    @yaketyquax2615 Рік тому +91

    Jesus Christ, my father retired a CMC in the Navy and I just had an out-of-body experience, this was so relateable. The comma, the dogs that don't hunt, the behoovement....

  • @georgetrevino3532
    @georgetrevino3532 Рік тому +47

    I remember my CSM, saying .. release the soldiers .. we about to have a chat . He made all the NCOs clean barracks; he made his point. It worked .

  • @Orb__
    @Orb__ 2 роки тому +81

    “It would BeHoOvE of you.” Pls no not again

    • @Oeleted
      @Oeleted Рік тому +1

      Consider yourself behoofed.

  • @AznsrFUNNY
    @AznsrFUNNY 2 роки тому +110

    Man's content is so relatable.

    • @gibbsm
      @gibbsm Рік тому +5

      i've been out so long too, and still, same shit. Scary.

  • @izzyraj
    @izzyraj Рік тому +19

    "TRAAAASHH in the latrines, TRAAAASHH in the laundry room"

  • @JohnDoe-wt9ek
    @JohnDoe-wt9ek Рік тому +22

    Specialist Christiansen must be a newly promoted Specialist. Ain't no way he'd get caught in a 2 mile radius of the CSM. Specialists avoid such characters because CSM be looking for anything to stick it to the non-existent group of individuals who perform the Dirty Deeds for a Pack of Smokes and 24 Case.
    Can't catch me Smage... I have out-processing appointments today.

  • @Efntodd
    @Efntodd 2 роки тому +75

    Staff wars is the best entertainment on the internet

  • @TheSpaniard
    @TheSpaniard Рік тому +16

    "what else?" is the most accurate CSM ish I've ever heard 😂

  • @Dingus301
    @Dingus301 Рік тому +4

    "it would be of hooah of you" makes me laugh every single time. Absolutely genius

  • @TheBenzwanger
    @TheBenzwanger Рік тому +50

    Love how the Cheif gets away with everything.

  • @citizen1981
    @citizen1981 Рік тому +139

    Chief's face is a crime scene and csm doesn't say jack! 🤣

    • @alericantonelli4656
      @alericantonelli4656 Рік тому +73

      Thats simple. Chief is a god amongst men amd you DO NOT FUCK WITH CHIEF! he does what he wants, when he wants, and you thank him for making sure his stuff runs smoothly. If you see him, he's either getting coffee, dropping off/picking up paperwork, or there is a massive fucking problem and its about to be YOUR problem. Be nice to chief. Man can end careers of officers amd nco's alike with but a word in the right ear.

    • @xObscureMars
      @xObscureMars Рік тому +34

      Non reg mustache, fadish sunglases, pot belly probaly, can't pass pt test, but left alone.

    • @warsuitgaming8692
      @warsuitgaming8692 Рік тому +41

      @@xObscureMars Chief has forgotten more than every NCO at the unit knows combined

    • @Oeleted
      @Oeleted Рік тому +1

      Don’t fuck with Billy T Friendly CW5 US Army

    • @ruebenllongoria836
      @ruebenllongoria836 Рік тому +3

      @@xObscureMarsas god intended

  • @TheRealChappie
    @TheRealChappie Рік тому +40

    "Meet me in the quad, bring a water source"
    god i felt that
    #e4mafia

    • @Oeleted
      @Oeleted Рік тому

      “Bring a water source” gonna be a long smoke session after hearing that

  • @marcusdefgomes
    @marcusdefgomes Рік тому +12

    “Bring a water source” became the last sentence i wanted to hear

    • @buckcherry2564
      @buckcherry2564 Рік тому +1

      I was working in a factory, my supervisor was an E9 way back...he thought it would be funny to holler my name over the radio and when I check in he just says "Landline" and my heart stops before I hear him laughing on the other side of the shipping dock.......I set his computer alarm to "Boots".

  • @kevinsullivan3448
    @kevinsullivan3448 Рік тому +35

    When I was stationed in West Germany... I was selected by the Battalion CO for the TOC security detail during ReForGer'88. Our CSM was a lazy asshole, he threw a log across the triple strand concertina wire barrier so he wouldn't have to walk the extra 30ft to the entrance to get to the TOC. The Battalion CO sent him back to post for that, but he came back 3 days later and started giving us in the security detail grief. He didn't like that we used flashlights with red filters to check our secure area at night. He didn't like that I had built a functioning shower for the security detail. And most of all he didn't like how I secured our otherwise exposed eastern perimeter with firework booby-traps to represent Claymore mines that he and his hand picked 'OpFor' assault team triggered during their unauthorized assault on our position and were declared dead by the referee he had wrangled to watch. I swear that guy hated other Enlisted.

  • @snakeplissken3063
    @snakeplissken3063 Рік тому +11

    That "Come see me after this" sent shivers up my spine.

  • @tychan1985
    @tychan1985 Рік тому +4

    This gave me so much joy and set off my ptsd so bad that the VA simultaneously increased and lowered my rating.

  • @VALDiesel01
    @VALDiesel01 Рік тому +8

    my 1SG in my first duty station was EXACTLY like this CSM 🤣🤣 saying "doggone" , "get these things squared away", "hooah" , "skulldrag" all the time, obsessed with the barracks and being in them so much he may as well have paid rent, but tbh he was a solid guy hahaha

  • @jaycue7641
    @jaycue7641 2 роки тому +80

    Yknow there's also going to be the guy who can't help being a weirdo anytime the CSM talks to him. I don't know why, but they can't help themselves.

    • @mounteden280
      @mounteden280 Рік тому +14

      Speaking from experience. It's cause we're nervous.

    • @therealsapdad1942
      @therealsapdad1942 Рік тому +4

      I am that guy. It's mostly cuz of nerves, having someone so high up talking to you

    • @echodelta3291
      @echodelta3291 Рік тому +4

      @@therealsapdad1942 Eliminate reasons to be nervous. Keep your uniform squared away and answer like you've been waiting all day to do whatever it is the CSM asks you to do (regardless of whether that's true or not). Figure it out on the way. As long as you're moving in direction/working the tasker you're going to be gtg.

  • @pjlusk7774
    @pjlusk7774 5 місяців тому +3

    “At ease, weirdo” hits different now that Tim Walz said it more or less verbatim on the campaign trail.

  • @johncox2284
    @johncox2284 Рік тому +9

    "DO IT AGAIN!". Every senior enlisted I ever knew...what else?

  • @mrruthless6913
    @mrruthless6913 Рік тому +29

    Anybody in the military for any bit of time, absolutely understands the humor. So good.

  • @donald2649
    @donald2649 Рік тому +7

    It's the "Come here, GUY!" for me.

  • @johncox2284
    @johncox2284 Рік тому +12

    Meet me in the quad, and bring a water source... Love it. I retired as a Warrant Officer in the Coast Guard and I can relate to that chief. These videos have me saying "Hooah" all the time now!

  • @AngryTexian
    @AngryTexian Рік тому +19

    CSM: “it would behooooooove you to stay motivated hooah?”
    Me: Roger…….CSM……
    *the PT will continue till morale improves*

    • @Oeleted
      @Oeleted Рік тому

      PT, good for you, good for me

  • @LIONHEARTE944
    @LIONHEARTE944 Рік тому +24

    NUTHIN MUCH JUS' GETTIN FAT AN' SASSY
    literal goat

  • @randymo8709
    @randymo8709 Рік тому +35

    I do watch this every day or so just for a laugh. Timeless, never gets old.

  • @DeadGothicRed
    @DeadGothicRed Рік тому +19

    My younger brother is a warrant officer and basically has the same relationship with his CSM at the end there, mustache and all. He's definitely the go to guy for fixing tracks but he told me that his CSM knows he's way more adept at his job but CSM is still "In Charge"

  • @darylhopkins9796
    @darylhopkins9796 Рік тому +13

    This was magical. Brought back many memories about the CSM. Best damn video on UA-cam.

  • @kuznickic1
    @kuznickic1 Рік тому +20

    You nailed all of them…definitely earned a subscriber! And the CW5 at the end…gold!!

  • @ajax1137
    @ajax1137 Рік тому +10

    The army's obsession with the PT belt fascinates me. I sort of understand how Jane Goodall felt when observing gorillas in the wild.

  • @Dea7hWarran7
    @Dea7hWarran7 Рік тому +4

    Soundboard of CSM when? I need these to be able to respond appropriately to radio traffic.

  • @ChinlessNoKnees
    @ChinlessNoKnees Рік тому +3

    around the :35 second mark: I had a Master Gunnery Sergeant that would always say however comma. However, he also had 3 masters degrees and working on his doctorate, very well-spoken and intelligent man!

  • @logancrawford5379
    @logancrawford5379 Рік тому +13

    During Covid this sergeant major just ran daily and screamed at people to spread apart. Literally daily for months.

  • @halofan9793
    @halofan9793 Рік тому +11

    CSM: "why don't people drink with me or like me?"
    Also CSM:

  • @kurtzy54
    @kurtzy54 Рік тому +16

    I’ve been out for a few years and this brought back so many memories Hahahha. That was spot on 😂😂 bravo my guy

  • @eagles7235
    @eagles7235 Рік тому +22

    Freakin reminds me of one of my old football coaches….especially the last bit. If he was mad and said “everyone on Bertha!”…..you knew it was gonna be a loooong 3 hours

  • @chadwizick
    @chadwizick Рік тому +22

    This man singlehandedly accomplished by himself what Vet TV spent hundreds of thousands of dollars and several stolen stories to miss the mark on.
    Accurately depicting army life in a comedic fashion.

  • @aegisofhonor
    @aegisofhonor Рік тому +2

    reminds me of that scene in Generation Kill where that Sergeant Major goes ape shit over everyone's facial hair when he visits.

  • @stevemartinez9549
    @stevemartinez9549 2 роки тому +18

    I could watch these for hours!

  • @Hipiam
    @Hipiam Рік тому +6

    This is awesome. Hooah CSM from a Retired crusty CSM Hutt (2016). Miss that shit and you made my day. Damn :)

  • @kobisteed6268
    @kobisteed6268 Рік тому +13

    I can't believe how accurate this is

  • @taytayhello6084
    @taytayhello6084 Рік тому +1

    This honestly takes me back to my days with the 82nd well done spot on amazing

  • @xander-with-a-z
    @xander-with-a-z Рік тому +4

    That part where the warrant shows up in absolutely, positively, whatever the duck they want to, I felt that..

  • @philliplenz2089
    @philliplenz2089 Рік тому +1

    My dad, last rank held Staff Sergeant in the USMC, would utter the phrase "come see me after this" when we were in public and it was like tea bagging a bucket of ice water.
    That and that dog won't hunt when I completely bombed a task. My favorite was "manard, you don't worth the f**k it took to make you".
    Vietnam vets were a colorful breed.

  • @lymanfaith1183
    @lymanfaith1183 Рік тому +2

    Out of 28 years in the US Air Force, I had limited interaction to the US Army. A joint assignment, a strange position while deployed, and air cargo loading for Fort Carson. However, from the Army personnel I interacted with, this presentation is the most Army thing I have ever seen. Also, the late performance reports and decorations rant ring true for all services.

  • @69TheSuperbad
    @69TheSuperbad 9 місяців тому +1

    I love the "What else," at the end of the CSM's uhhh.... NCOPD.

  • @amahana6188
    @amahana6188 Рік тому

    When the CSM says “sit down we about to have chat”…the bs meter pegs out so far it makes Palace Chasing out of the military after two years seem like a perfectly rational option.

  • @KirstenBayes
    @KirstenBayes Рік тому +4

    We remember.

  • @BluJay30
    @BluJay30 2 роки тому +24

    Chief and SM are the best characters

  • @adrianstrong1
    @adrianstrong1 Рік тому +4

    I served 20-plus years and he got every last one of the CSM I've encountered in my career. Spot on.😂😅

  • @Whayleejay
    @Whayleejay Рік тому +20

    How the hell did you manage to capture the essence of EVERY CSM I have ever met. Holy jesus.

  • @thememe986
    @thememe986 Рік тому +2

    My favorite is " PFC CRAFTON! DID YOU USE YOUR DOGGONE GTC TO BUY A PS5?????"😂

  • @BloodspitsMusic
    @BloodspitsMusic Рік тому +1

    "I went to the cq desk, that kid didn't even know who I was" i fucking just spit out my drink

  • @oldguy9078
    @oldguy9078 Рік тому +1

    Three years in the Army only had one contact with a Command Sergeant Major. That was a state side assignment. My overseas tour I only had contact with First Sergeant and I avoided him at all costs.

  • @JuanGarcia-dj2tt
    @JuanGarcia-dj2tt Рік тому +11

    Man that “however comma” is real asf 😂 csm and first sarnt say that all the time and I started saying it without realizing when I became a nco probably still gonna say it when I crossover to the officer side

  • @randymo8709
    @randymo8709 2 роки тому +10

    Some things never change, right SGM.

  • @IronSouledWarrior
    @IronSouledWarrior Рік тому +7

    No one is like this creator. He is a legend.

  • @dakotamarion8651
    @dakotamarion8651 Рік тому +8

    You forgot, "situational awareness guy."

  • @MrGomjabber
    @MrGomjabber Рік тому +4

    Spot on! Classic! Glad to see they haven't changed since the 80s.

  • @philipramsden4975
    @philipramsden4975 Рік тому +9

    On my last deployment to Iraq in 2006, the 1st Intel Bn SgtMaj would see us going to chow and ask if he could join us. He was cool, but a little weird. I wasn't even in his unit haha. He did save our ass though when we got caught driving a gator around without PPE gear by some random 1stSgt. He was holding us hostage in his trailer and I asked to make a phone call. Called the SgtMaj and we were free to go 5 minutes later 😂

    • @Oeleted
      @Oeleted Рік тому

      Lmao that’s awesome

  • @KirShizzle
    @KirShizzle Рік тому +1

    The head tilt, the dip, "behoove" lol

  • @robhutchins2721
    @robhutchins2721 Рік тому +1

    I was Air Force but we have various Airmen and NCO's just like this.

  • @thelegionisnotamused8929
    @thelegionisnotamused8929 Рік тому

    2:05 "Doggone..." If you've never felt this level of frustration with your troops... did you even platoon sergeant (sarent for you hoohahs).

  • @ShodaiTakumi
    @ShodaiTakumi Рік тому +5

    "At ease, Weirdo" had me laughing harder than I had in a long time 😂

  • @wipatriot510
    @wipatriot510 Рік тому +7

    The most feared(and respected) soldier in any battalion, brigade and/or division is the CSM...he is to be avoided at all costs, especially by EM's...

  • @NewVegasNerd
    @NewVegasNerd Рік тому +11

    The way his brow furrows at 1:00 absolutely kills me 😂

    • @speedevil22
      @speedevil22 Рік тому

      it really is so good haha, i wish i could do that so well

  • @craigw6557
    @craigw6557 Рік тому +2

    The PTSD tics kicked in... especially the mustache. Been on both ends of that...

  • @ChangedWinds
    @ChangedWinds Рік тому

    Ey, yo. Freakin' barracks are just 11 up, 3 down. Know mean? Freakin' ate up.

  • @Northbravo
    @Northbravo 5 місяців тому +1

    A fun video would be historical characters talking to the various ranks

  • @wigon
    @wigon Рік тому +14

    I was lucky. Muy CSM of the 980th Eng. Brg (USAR) back in the late 90's was a super cool dude. He was this short Latino guy (I think from Puerto Rico although I could be wrong) who went around motivating us and doing spontaneous stuff like challenging us to PT runs and fun stuff like that. He was all abou tthe "Hooah" spirit and didn't micromanage unless there was a serious problem that needed it. So yeah no issues or nightmares with my CSM. Loved the guy. Back in 1996 I think it was, I did accidentally take the lunch tray of the CSM of Ft. Irwin which I played off as doing on purpose (even though it was purely accidental). That was freak'n hilarious. He was yelling for someone to go fetch his M9. lol He complemented me for having a lot of balls. I didn't realize I had the wrong tray until I looked down at my tray and saw a well-starched Army cap with a WHOLE LOT OF CHEVRONS on it. I was like "Oooooh shiiiiiiiit I'm so fuuuuuucked!!!!" But he was cool about it and we had a good lunch together exchanging stories.

    • @9983sp
      @9983sp Рік тому

      Reserves are 180 from Active Duty.

    • @wigon
      @wigon Рік тому

      @@9983sp In some ways yes, in other ways no. My unit was lucky in that we had priority funding and training. We also had to pass the same PT tests as active duty and meet the same standards in our training in general. However, it was definitely more laid back than active duty as well as very tightly knit as we all were from the same city or surrounding area.
      Also while our training was good, we weren't able to train nearly as much as active duty. However during operations with active duty units, our unit was always in demand to assist armored units, infantry units, and engineer units in building bunkers, building support facilities, and helping to create armor and infantry fighting positions. I remember one general who flew in for a photo-op, being blown away that we had built a Roman-era A-frame crane when our construction vehicle platoon was tasked in other areas. That A-frame coupled with a simple block and tackle winch system, worked surprisingly well. One thing that also made our unit quite effective is that we had a large number of ex-Marines, ex-SF, and older Vietnam combat veterans (serving out their time needed for retirement points).
      Because of that and because of our experts in construction (who did construction in their civilian careers), we were a very squared away Army Reserve unit that I was lucky to be a part of.

  • @briceclements3140
    @briceclements3140 Рік тому +2

    This is the most accurate depiction of CSM I've ever seen on youtube

  • @calvinmiles8531
    @calvinmiles8531 Рік тому +3

    And bring a water source sent chills up my spine

  • @RobertAllen-x4s
    @RobertAllen-x4s Рік тому +2

    As my old 1stsgt used to say forewarned is foreskinned

    • @wazer85
      @wazer85 Рік тому +1

      😂😂 mate ,though we be different Hemispheres, I've heard the same phrase many times 😂

    • @RobertAllen-x4s
      @RobertAllen-x4s Рік тому +1

      @@wazer85 old soldiers like you and I share the same experience right mate?we re the same no matter the uniform

    • @wazer85
      @wazer85 Рік тому

      @@RobertAllen-x4s cheers to you mate.

  • @classact9557
    @classact9557 Рік тому

    CSM: “Who da freak, is leaving their doo-doo covered PT belt in the latrine.”
    Everyone eyeballin’ at Crafton’s NCO.

  • @Mr2915Official
    @Mr2915Official Рік тому

    Oh man. A new CSM came into my unit and he had never been in the Smoke Bomb Hill barracks on Bragg and got pissed at everyone for the mold problems.

  • @ptboy4162
    @ptboy4162 4 місяці тому +2

    How about an Army CSM meets a USMC Sgt Major? I imagine they agree on everything since they sound exactly the same!

  • @guyver441
    @guyver441 9 місяців тому

    Those DOGONE ankle socks..The burr under every senior NCO's saddle.

  • @demonlordkaiser920
    @demonlordkaiser920 Рік тому +6

    Man, these are great 🤣 also mentally screaming…fun times lol.

  • @Aaano
    @Aaano Рік тому +3

    I am practically dying wiht laughter at 3:03. can see the will to live draining from those eues.

  • @andrewwestberry1841
    @andrewwestberry1841 Рік тому +4

    rip to a real one

  • @CertifiedClapaholic
    @CertifiedClapaholic Рік тому +2

    I love how NCOs and SNCOs have always had a different stabdard of regulations when it comes to hair 😂😂😂